Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. Not too long and do not forgive

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Greetings to you, my dear friends, dear enemies and those who just passed by! I know that my friends were worried. Immediately I apologize for the sudden disappearance, but - circumstances sometimes want to take over, and now you have to drop everything and explain to them who is the boss in the hut.



It's like losing the arms race with your own neighbor. Do not think that we have bought rocket planes. Everything is easier. I bought a drill, and he punch. Then you understand ...

Then the only thing that can save Tarakan, who lost the duel of the drill and puncher, is a reasonable tactical retreat. On the electric market, where you can try to look for something to create an adequate response to the leader.

I think you will be interested to look at our market. You can say I’ll take you back to 90 with my photos. The camera is sometimes no worse than "Deloriana" happens.

True, I had to shoot "out of the floor." Traders are bestial on the type of photographic equipment. So you can compare the Kiev market and yours. Personally, after visiting this center of trade, I had a steady impression of the presence of "holes in time" in the city. Post-war or even post-revolutionary Kiev of the last century ...





















But back to my adventures. I had to travel a little, my emotions ... the car! Reserved seat. It is clear that your Internet sites swell from the impressions of all foreigners when traveling in a reserved seat, but you should understand two differences. Yours and ours.

So, let's talk about what we proudly call "Ukrzaliznytsya", and the rest of the railway. Do you already know that the film companies of the whole world stand in a queue to shoot this "dinosaur"? There is nothing more colorful than our trains. Especially if you make a film about the Stalin-Brezhnev Gulag.

For the modern man in the street, not only from the USA or Western Europe, but also from Russia, probably, the spectacle is really shocking. The main thing is to invent and build nothing. Put the camera at any station, in any train and take off. And no need to tell. Everything is seen. Museum on the tracks in each instance. Envy.

Here in Switzerland people ride on the "Junkers-52". Historical excursion, so to speak. For a lot of money. And with a great risk to life. And with us it’s both cheap and it seems not quite dangerous.
















By the way, sight. 180 years with a tail. Water tower, of course, but not the train.



But saying that we are again ahead in front of you! We came up with a rail loukoster! On 99,999, I’m sure that I’m not guessing the meaning of this concept. I'll tell you.

There are wagons for the transport of people on the railway, wagons for the carriage of goods, some open wagons (I don’t know what it is, but I’ve heard the name. It’s probably sedentary wagons), tanks, platforms ... Yes, I'm telling you. Wait half an hour at the "glands" and see. And all this wealth eventually grows old, breaks, collapses ...

So we invented innovation. There are no new cars for people, but there are old ones. Remember, wooden seats, toilet stinks at the end, a vestibule with a can for cigarette butts on the protection of glass and smelly socks in the aisle? Well, the obligatory smell of tsibuli, bacon, boiled eggs and unwashed human body?

This is the loukoster railway. You buy a slightly cheaper ticket and ride in memories of the Soviet post-war past.

By the way, so that you are not terrified and do not train in wit about this, I inform you that you, too, have gone down our path:

The Federal Passenger Company (FPK, subsidiary of Russian Railways) plans to create a brand of trains with cars without air conditioning and dry closets.
Old cars without air conditioners and dry closets before their full disposal are planned to be allocated in a separate temporary brand "budget budget".
FPK plans to divide the train into three types: day express, night train, traditional train. They are also divided into three classes of service: economy, comfort and business. The temporary class "economy budget" FPC describes as "an extra-budgetary way of moving without services with the possibility of sleep."


I do not want to write about this. As they say, in love like a motorcycle. The third one is either extra or in a wheelchair. So you yourself there with FPK understand, copywriters.

PJSC "Ukrzaliznytsya" in general, "gives the country coal". Although small, but ... a lot, in short. Weekly some scandal. The last of the series “where can we still buy a relay for rolling stock repair”? And more badges "Honorary Railwayman."

Interestingly, we succeed. Slightly that, Russia is so-and-so, the aggressor, mordor and so on. Do not buy, shoot, fight ... Europe will help us! And as it comes to the unfortunate relays, gas, oil, transit and other raw materials or components, there are always objective excuses.

And in my opinion, in the leadership of "Ukrzaliznytsy" it is time to learn the simple truth. It is necessary to buy in the West. By reverse. In Slovakia. And better in the USA. When Russian goods pass, even virtually, through Europe or the United States, they are no longer moskalskie ...

Yes, it is impossible not to mention a really significant victory. True, we have the same attitude to this victory as to the good weather in Kiev. I am about the victory of Alexander Usik. Without any banter. Beautiful and well-deserved victory of the athlete. And man.

I will not comment on the fight. Who cares, they saw. But I will tell you about the press conference of Usik. I strongly advise you to watch this conference. It was after her that I wrote about the man Usik.

But for some reason athletes are running away from you ... No, I understand that you have competition. It's hard to get into the team. And the athlete's age is short. But ... Former Ukrainian citizens Ekaterina Bekh, Anastasia Rasskazova and Oksana Moskalenko will play for the national team of Ukraine. This was announced by the head of our federation, Vladimir Bryntsak.

"" They contacted me. They all have Ukrainians parents, documents for citizenship are now being processed. "
“We are athletes of this level in any case will not interfere, especially considering some personnel shortages that we have in this age category. As far as I know, after the summer championship of Ukraine they are planned to join the junior group of the Ukrainian team.”


Honestly, I am not Koschey the Immortal. I have no sadistic desire to walk through the woods and mock cuckoos. But sometimes oh how you want. Rich country Russia. He trains world-class athletes and distributes to the former fraternal republics of the USSR. I look at Daria Domracheva and smile. Yes there. I look at the national teams of Kazakhstan, Ukraine, Belarus and others ... You are rich. And generous ...

I remembered here. From past. The son was very small. I am back. He is to meet. What brought me? And I from work, did not buy him anything. He pointedly turned to the kitchen and loudly so to his mother: go meet. Your husband came ... This is what I remembered for? There is nothing that acted as good on mood as self-irony.

You threw us such a pig, that all the APU now and do not know how to respond. Some are outraged. Others depict a herd of horses (in a sound, of course, variant). Still others shout about zrade.

In short, the APU received a "new" BRDM-2. Well received and received, you say. You are not very patriotic. And we have this very patriotism hypertrophied. We do not see your gas. Or there are spare parts for the railway. But we notice all the little things.

Imagine your own cunning. On the Ukrainian BRDM are ... Russian axes! I'm not talking about a special design. Conventional entrenching tool. But produced in Russia in October last year! The inheritance of the USSR can not be attributed. That's because you ... Or we? Or are they? Who is to blame for the fact that our "mess" in such a mess of a complete set?





And now, literally with strokes about the most interesting the news Ukraine.

First of all, about the new Ukrainian hero, who escaped from the dungeons of the KGB. In the sense of the FSB. President of Ukraine Petro Poroshenko talked on the phone with the Ukrainian activist Alexander Kostenko who had come out of a Russian prison.

“I talked warmly on the phone with Alexander Kostenko. He is a great fellow! Illegal detention and years of hardships did not shake his firm pro-Ukrainian position. Alexander is grateful to everyone who fought for him. We are waiting for him in his native land!”


I will be back in the past. In 2014 year. It was then that Kostenko was detained ... SBU! Only then was he in our media a Russian saboteur. The head of the SBU at his press conference told a lot about this hero. Starting from stealing more than 10 000 state awards and ending with explosives and weapons.

Then there was a strange disappearance of Kostenko from the dungeons of the SBU. Even more strange his appearance in the Crimea. And not at all a strange conviction for crimes committed against a police officer. And the prosecutor of the Crimea Poklonskaya led this case then.

"Kyiv District Court of Simferopol sentenced to 4 years and 2 months of imprisonment with serving a citizen of Russia Alexander Kostenko without penalty to a general-regime penal colony accused of causing minor bodily harm to a Berkut special unit during mass protests in Kiev in February 2014, Interfax reports. "

In short, they released the next gangster and now send him to us. The Russians, well, have the same conscience! We have nowhere to put the participants of the ATO, and you are returning such "heroes" to us. Although signatures collect for the fact that the Russians are not allowed at all to Ukraine. None

Other news is also interesting. We have found application in the runway of the Antonov Aviation Plant! There are now rehearsals for the parade on the day of our independence from something there. While on foot in a machine. By the way, we keep up to date. I mean, in a skirt over time!

This year and we will have women knees on the parade sparkle! In the trend, so to speak. Right in front of more than 200-m samples of the most modern technology will go. The only thing that upsets, like the owners will not be anyone. Lazy for them to walk on Khreshchatyk, you see.

And we have bloomed nut! In vain laugh. This is not a simple nut, and water. And correctly, he is generally a water chestnut! And it blooms in the Dnieper. It takes almost all the shallow water. And you can not swim. Allergy terrible from him.

"Excessive flowering begins to harm the fauna due to the fact that remnants of algae disintegrate in shallow water, toxins are emitted. Also, the excessive distribution of water nut on the Dnieper River. Due to the abundance of plants, oxygen does not get into the water where the fish live."


So now we have a light green river in the city. And soon, perhaps, it will also be healing. As the Dead Sea ... True, I, as a specialist, say this, you can eat this nut. The 20% core consists of protein and 52% of starch. Only he has to ripen before mid-September ...

It is certainly not scary. Klitschko will say that when winter comes, the nut will freeze, that's all. I'm more interested in something else. Will the barges with watermelons from Kherson, which Groisman promises by August 10, pass along the Dnieper?

To you, in retaliation for laughter, I will say. And you have the Gulf of Finland from this chestnut bloomed! If the summer continues, it will be impossible to swim on the Baltic Sea either on rubber boats. Although this is probably the Baltic border guards more concerned.

Why, I want to note that this year right under the sign of the asphalt paver is passing. Roads really began to do even where they were spawn. What is it for?









And I want to finish today's notes with a story about an event that did not cause much excitement, but in my cockroach, it became a direct continuation of the pattern of behavior that the maydauns so intensively introduced into our consciousness.

In Kiev, the driver of the Volkswagen car shot in the foot of one of the protesters who blocked the road on Tupolev Street.

"The victim was among the protesters who blocked the road, the driver of the Volkswagen car shot him in the leg, previously with a pneumatic weapon."


True, in fact, everything was a little bit wrong, as reported by the police. In the beginning, the driver sincerely was surprised that for other people's shoals the problems were created by him personally. For which he received a turnip from one of the activists right through the open window. And then, again, without leaving the car, I went up to the activist.

But this is not the main thing. The main thing, I think, was that now the antics of activists are beginning to crush other citizens. The police does not work, it means that the mob will start to “work”. And in this case ...

But in general, everything is fine with us. The movement continues. Depending on its own position (body), each movement feels. Some say we are drowning. Others, on the contrary, are rising. Third - that we are moving forward. Fourth - that move back.

And, by the way, I don’t know about yours, but our mushrooms are just a rod. They say it is a war or some other cataclysm.



Everything. I will no longer distract your attention. Yes, and most need to enter into the rhythm of life in the capital. See you soon! Will live!

But I'll be back. Then tusil with market cockroaches, they told me so much ...
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  1. +13
    6 August 2018 06: 04
    don’t make us laugh Cockroach, it’s funny for us without your Ukraine, we also have the same circus ... and the “jugglers” and “clowns” are no worse than yours.
    1. +2
      7 August 2018 09: 33
      Accept condolences.
      But in Russia, nothing is normal.
    2. -2
      12 August 2018 22: 14
      [quote, we also have a circus ... and "jugglers" and "clowns" are not worse than yours] [/ quote] And you, my dear man, in Russia no one is forcibly holding. You can leave for your homeland too
  2. +9
    6 August 2018 06: 14
    Thanks, as always interesting to read.
    Such locomotives are still running around here.
    But I didn’t find mushrooms this weekend. Absolutely :(
    1. +5
      6 August 2018 07: 55
      Something in our section of TransSib has not seen such rarities for a long time. Maybe some ICP with a major overhaul will call ...
    2. +1
      7 August 2018 02: 37
      “But I didn’t find mushrooms this weekend. Quite” is because they are with us in the war, but we didn’t come to it ...
      laughing
    3. 0
      7 August 2018 22: 03
      Well, "Mashki", yes, "Vylniki", the eighties who still meet sometimes, and then rarely. We mainly ride locomotives of a non-existent emergency, and even then, they are not quickly, but systematically replaced by “youth” :) Although “Cheburashka” is even somehow sorry, not to mention “Aquariums” = \
  3. +8
    6 August 2018 06: 51
    hi Okoloradsky ...
    But ... For the national team of Ukraine, former citizens of the Russian Federation Yekaterina Beh, Anastasia Rasskazova and Oksana Moskalenko will play.
    There is also a "coach who joined them - Lopukhin." Everyone chooses his own path in life, they have chosen it. Time will tell how much the choice was right.
    Yes, and we have the same street art


    1. +4
      6 August 2018 14: 20
      We have in Komsomolsk-on-Amur, modestly, but everything is dedicated to his native city
      This picture can be seen on a sunny day, from a hill 30 km from the city, or entering the city along the Oryol highway.
      1. +4
        6 August 2018 14: 22

        And this house is opposite the Superjet, by the way, also from the same hill you can see ...
        1. +7
          6 August 2018 14: 23

          Well, this picture is met at the entrance to the city on the Amur highway
          1. -1
            6 August 2018 14: 26
            Quote: Fitter65
            Well, this picture is met at the entrance to the city on the Amur highway

            Are you with Komsomolsk or something. Only this is a picture from the Jubilee, and not from the Amur highway
            1. 0
              7 August 2018 01: 26
              Quote: Alexander Romanov
              Quote: Fitter65
              Well, this picture is met at the entrance to the city on the Amur highway

              Are you with Komsomolsk or something. Only this is a picture from the Jubilee, and not from the Amur highway

              But you get to the beginning of the Jubilee from the Amurskoye Highway, or rather from the Khumminskoye that Amurskoye becomes after turning to the New World. Although according to some guides, Amurskoye goes before turning to Tayozhka, in others to Hapsoli, and third to Hummey. Yes, almost from Komsomolsk. Khurba. Previously, until retirement, he lived in a military camp, now 2 km trap.
  4. +2
    6 August 2018 07: 29
    Ahhhh ... so it’s your rod of mushrooms, but I think what our reformers are eating ... in the last period .....
  5. +3
    6 August 2018 07: 52
    "This is not a simple nut, but a water nut. And rightly, it’s water chestnut in general! And it blooms in the Dnieper. It takes up almost all the shallow water. But you can’t swim. The allergy is terrible from him."
    This is not chillim? If we are chilling, then it’s a delicacy!
  6. 0
    6 August 2018 08: 39
    ... oh, I ran into these cars a lot of kilometers during my student days .... and apart from the pluses I can’t say anything ... everything is thought out ....
  7. +1
    6 August 2018 09: 48
    Chet bends the Cockroach or relies on rumors, not a fig. The Gulf of Finland does not bloom, well, or no more than usual.
    PySy: honestly, I don’t see any tragedy that “athletes are leaving Russia”. Indeed, if you think about it, it’s not a tragedy because you are “running away from”, but there are so many talented and strong athletes that they are “invisible” from the narrow scope of application places allocated to the country. lol It’s even good that they go to other countries and succeed there, at least everyone will still know that “they are Russians”, and it also gives good competition, which raises the staginess and “bar” of competitions.
    But the question of roads is very interesting, because if, according to your own words, theft and corruption reach extraordinary sizes, then where does the money come from, and even more than just stealing it, namely the actual laying of roads?
  8. BAI
    0
    6 August 2018 09: 59
    1. And we have such markets.
    2.
    No, I understand that you have competition. It's hard to get into the team. And the athlete’s century is short.
    They were in the team.
    The head coach of the Russian national reserve team Nikolai Bolshakov noted that the athletes did not receive permission to move to another team.

    “They were on our list, they left informally and did not receive any permission to go. Silently, they quietly packed up and went »https://sport.rambler.ru/biathlon/40476513/?utm_c
    ontent = rsport & utm_medium = read_more & utm_so
    urce = copylink
  9. +13
    6 August 2018 11: 12
    Oh you zradniki! Russian axes saw, "they didn’t even notice the elephant!" Meanwhile, here he is!

    Not only is it not “decommunized” (VL - Vladimir Lenin), it is also painted in the colors of the Russian flag!
    1. +6
      6 August 2018 14: 52
      Quote: major147
      Oh you zradniki! Russian axes saw, "they didn’t even notice the elephant!" Meanwhile, here he is!

      Not only is it not “decommunized” (VL - Vladimir Lenin), it is also painted in the colors of the Russian flag!

      Do not look carefully, the electric locomotive is painted in the colors of the Serbian civil flag, red-blue-white, the Russian flag white-blue-red. The color count goes from top to bottom. Therefore, they did not decummonize. And VL is the Lectric Origin laughing good
  10. +2
    6 August 2018 11: 15
    You, comrade okoloradsky, do not compare our railway with your sneaker. You have to ride it yourself in order to feel the difference, but you don’t understand anything from the press releases. By the way, nothing blooms in our Gulf of Finland. Yesterday only went swimming.
    Would come to visit already. A quite suitable bus runs from Minsk to St. Petersburg, and very regularly. And then we have the last markets in the style of the saints of the 90s will be demolished and there will be nothing to show ;-)
    1. +2
      6 August 2018 13: 44
      By the way, a gorgeous idea, it seems like Rada is no longer an everyday worker, which means that he can "accidentally" go as a tourist "abroad" feel Well, there in friendly Belarus, and there "who will check," you can "secretly" penetrate into the country of aggressor laughing . Well, there, to find out how we have here with "small hot pieces of meat on skewers," with beer and other drinks so necessary in such a hot season. drinks lol
      And if behind the Cockroach what kind of “louse” of their Gestapo will fit, then am we have "dark forests" here - we’ll dig in, no one will ever find. good wink
  11. +2
    6 August 2018 13: 29
    We have such compositions are rarely seen. And about “for some reason athletes are running away from you ... No, I understand that you have competition. It’s difficult to get into the team. And the athlete’s age is short. But ... For the Ukrainian team, former Russian citizens will play” in discrimination of the Russian Federation by the Olympic Committee. Didn’t hear anything about this?
  12. 0
    6 August 2018 13: 54
    So we, in Russia, such trains are not uncommon. There are markets even in large cities.
    That's about the trench tool - interesting. The rest - sorry, Mr. Tarakan Okoloradsky, nothing super-new
  13. -1
    6 August 2018 14: 07
    Pancake! The same dude had to get around ALL! Kurenevsky market, well, there really are the lowest prices for all kinds of electronic Pribluda, and shoot there as much as 10t type of slop pictures. In this regard, a real minuska. Especially considering that the first photo is clearly not from the market, but from the approaches to it where hucksters buy the stolen phones hiding behind remote controls wink . Axes had a place to be, roads really do! It's true! Piece of iron? Well so what rolling stock should be if it was not updated over how many years. And about the ways truncated sensibly. In the pictures you can not see any emissions, no teeth or joints in 2 fingers. So go by. What about mushrooms? Last year was abrupt. I can assure you with responsibility.
  14. +1
    6 August 2018 14: 43
    Curved roads will tune! Well, how else can "experts who can’t correctly put rubber on the grader !!!
    look at the front left wheel and see how it should correctly stand on the rear, laughing laughing
  15. +5
    6 August 2018 14: 58

    If only not so
  16. 0
    6 August 2018 16: 38
    It’s good that the roads are being built. And of course, a mess. trying to create in all countries of the former union.
    1. +3
      6 August 2018 23: 51
      We began to repair roads in Latvia and build them, only after NATO complained about the impassability of roads for American military equipment. Is this the reason for the construction of roads in Ukraine? Suspiciously!
  17. +1
    6 August 2018 21: 24
    I read. The feeling is as if you are looking at Stirlitz - everywhere and with everyone ... and ironically analytically reasoning. Well, talent like a graduate of KVVIUS! I hope that the true Cockroach has a mink cache if slippers appear.
  18. 0
    9 August 2018 21: 24
    If I saw correctly, then from some diesel locomotives, even the rubber was removed. Probably go to condoms.

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