Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. Not too long and do not forgive
Greetings to you, my dear friends, dear enemies and those who just passed by! I know that my friends were worried. Immediately I apologize for the sudden disappearance, but - circumstances sometimes want to take over, and now you have to drop everything and explain to them who is the boss in the hut.
It's like losing the arms race with your own neighbor. Do not think that we have bought rocket planes. Everything is easier. I bought a drill, and he punch. Then you understand ...
Then the only thing that can save Tarakan, who lost the duel of the drill and puncher, is a reasonable tactical retreat. On the electric market, where you can try to look for something to create an adequate response to the leader.
I think you will be interested to look at our market. You can say I’ll take you back to 90 with my photos. The camera is sometimes no worse than "Deloriana" happens.
True, I had to shoot "out of the floor." Traders are bestial on the type of photographic equipment. So you can compare the Kiev market and yours. Personally, after visiting this center of trade, I had a steady impression of the presence of "holes in time" in the city. Post-war or even post-revolutionary Kiev of the last century ...
But back to my adventures. I had to travel a little, my emotions ... the car! Reserved seat. It is clear that your Internet sites swell from the impressions of all foreigners when traveling in a reserved seat, but you should understand two differences. Yours and ours.
So, let's talk about what we proudly call "Ukrzaliznytsya", and the rest of the railway. Do you already know that the film companies of the whole world stand in a queue to shoot this "dinosaur"? There is nothing more colorful than our trains. Especially if you make a film about the Stalin-Brezhnev Gulag.
For the modern man in the street, not only from the USA or Western Europe, but also from Russia, probably, the spectacle is really shocking. The main thing is to invent and build nothing. Put the camera at any station, in any train and take off. And no need to tell. Everything is seen. Museum on the tracks in each instance. Envy.
Here in Switzerland people ride on the "Junkers-52". Historical excursion, so to speak. For a lot of money. And with a great risk to life. And with us it’s both cheap and it seems not quite dangerous.
But saying that we are again ahead in front of you! We came up with a rail loukoster! On 99,999, I’m sure that I’m not guessing the meaning of this concept. I'll tell you.
There are wagons for the transport of people on the railway, wagons for the carriage of goods, some open wagons (I don’t know what it is, but I’ve heard the name. It’s probably sedentary wagons), tanks, platforms ... Yes, I'm telling you. Wait half an hour at the "glands" and see. And all this wealth eventually grows old, breaks, collapses ...
So we invented innovation. There are no new cars for people, but there are old ones. Remember, wooden seats, toilet stinks at the end, a vestibule with a can for cigarette butts on the protection of glass and smelly socks in the aisle? Well, the obligatory smell of tsibuli, bacon, boiled eggs and unwashed human body?
This is the loukoster railway. You buy a slightly cheaper ticket and ride in memories of the Soviet post-war past.
By the way, so that you are not terrified and do not train in wit about this, I inform you that you, too, have gone down our path:
Old cars without air conditioners and dry closets before their full disposal are planned to be allocated in a separate temporary brand "budget budget".
FPK plans to divide the train into three types: day express, night train, traditional train. They are also divided into three classes of service: economy, comfort and business. The temporary class "economy budget" FPC describes as "an extra-budgetary way of moving without services with the possibility of sleep."
I do not want to write about this. As they say, in love like a motorcycle. The third one is either extra or in a wheelchair. So you yourself there with FPK understand, copywriters.
PJSC "Ukrzaliznytsya" in general, "gives the country coal". Although small, but ... a lot, in short. Weekly some scandal. The last of the series “where can we still buy a relay for rolling stock repair”? And more badges "Honorary Railwayman."
Interestingly, we succeed. Slightly that, Russia is so-and-so, the aggressor, mordor and so on. Do not buy, shoot, fight ... Europe will help us! And as it comes to the unfortunate relays, gas, oil, transit and other raw materials or components, there are always objective excuses.
And in my opinion, in the leadership of "Ukrzaliznytsy" it is time to learn the simple truth. It is necessary to buy in the West. By reverse. In Slovakia. And better in the USA. When Russian goods pass, even virtually, through Europe or the United States, they are no longer moskalskie ...
Yes, it is impossible not to mention a really significant victory. True, we have the same attitude to this victory as to the good weather in Kiev. I am about the victory of Alexander Usik. Without any banter. Beautiful and well-deserved victory of the athlete. And man.
I will not comment on the fight. Who cares, they saw. But I will tell you about the press conference of Usik. I strongly advise you to watch this conference. It was after her that I wrote about the man Usik.
But for some reason athletes are running away from you ... No, I understand that you have competition. It's hard to get into the team. And the athlete's age is short. But ... Former Ukrainian citizens Ekaterina Bekh, Anastasia Rasskazova and Oksana Moskalenko will play for the national team of Ukraine. This was announced by the head of our federation, Vladimir Bryntsak.
“We are athletes of this level in any case will not interfere, especially considering some personnel shortages that we have in this age category. As far as I know, after the summer championship of Ukraine they are planned to join the junior group of the Ukrainian team.”
Honestly, I am not Koschey the Immortal. I have no sadistic desire to walk through the woods and mock cuckoos. But sometimes oh how you want. Rich country Russia. He trains world-class athletes and distributes to the former fraternal republics of the USSR. I look at Daria Domracheva and smile. Yes there. I look at the national teams of Kazakhstan, Ukraine, Belarus and others ... You are rich. And generous ...
I remembered here. From past. The son was very small. I am back. He is to meet. What brought me? And I from work, did not buy him anything. He pointedly turned to the kitchen and loudly so to his mother: go meet. Your husband came ... This is what I remembered for? There is nothing that acted as good on mood as self-irony.
You threw us such a pig, that all the APU now and do not know how to respond. Some are outraged. Others depict a herd of horses (in a sound, of course, variant). Still others shout about zrade.
In short, the APU received a "new" BRDM-2. Well received and received, you say. You are not very patriotic. And we have this very patriotism hypertrophied. We do not see your gas. Or there are spare parts for the railway. But we notice all the little things.
Imagine your own cunning. On the Ukrainian BRDM are ... Russian axes! I'm not talking about a special design. Conventional entrenching tool. But produced in Russia in October last year! The inheritance of the USSR can not be attributed. That's because you ... Or we? Or are they? Who is to blame for the fact that our "mess" in such a mess of a complete set?
And now, literally with strokes about the most interesting the news Ukraine.
First of all, about the new Ukrainian hero, who escaped from the dungeons of the KGB. In the sense of the FSB. President of Ukraine Petro Poroshenko talked on the phone with the Ukrainian activist Alexander Kostenko who had come out of a Russian prison.
I will be back in the past. In 2014 year. It was then that Kostenko was detained ... SBU! Only then was he in our media a Russian saboteur. The head of the SBU at his press conference told a lot about this hero. Starting from stealing more than 10 000 state awards and ending with explosives and weapons.
Then there was a strange disappearance of Kostenko from the dungeons of the SBU. Even more strange his appearance in the Crimea. And not at all a strange conviction for crimes committed against a police officer. And the prosecutor of the Crimea Poklonskaya led this case then.
"Kyiv District Court of Simferopol sentenced to 4 years and 2 months of imprisonment with serving a citizen of Russia Alexander Kostenko without penalty to a general-regime penal colony accused of causing minor bodily harm to a Berkut special unit during mass protests in Kiev in February 2014, Interfax reports. "
In short, they released the next gangster and now send him to us. The Russians, well, have the same conscience! We have nowhere to put the participants of the ATO, and you are returning such "heroes" to us. Although signatures collect for the fact that the Russians are not allowed at all to Ukraine. None
Other news is also interesting. We have found application in the runway of the Antonov Aviation Plant! There are now rehearsals for the parade on the day of our independence from something there. While on foot in a machine. By the way, we keep up to date. I mean, in a skirt over time!
This year and we will have women knees on the parade sparkle! In the trend, so to speak. Right in front of more than 200-m samples of the most modern technology will go. The only thing that upsets, like the owners will not be anyone. Lazy for them to walk on Khreshchatyk, you see.
And we have bloomed nut! In vain laugh. This is not a simple nut, and water. And correctly, he is generally a water chestnut! And it blooms in the Dnieper. It takes almost all the shallow water. And you can not swim. Allergy terrible from him.
So now we have a light green river in the city. And soon, perhaps, it will also be healing. As the Dead Sea ... True, I, as a specialist, say this, you can eat this nut. The 20% core consists of protein and 52% of starch. Only he has to ripen before mid-September ...
It is certainly not scary. Klitschko will say that when winter comes, the nut will freeze, that's all. I'm more interested in something else. Will the barges with watermelons from Kherson, which Groisman promises by August 10, pass along the Dnieper?
To you, in retaliation for laughter, I will say. And you have the Gulf of Finland from this chestnut bloomed! If the summer continues, it will be impossible to swim on the Baltic Sea either on rubber boats. Although this is probably the Baltic border guards more concerned.
Why, I want to note that this year right under the sign of the asphalt paver is passing. Roads really began to do even where they were spawn. What is it for?
And I want to finish today's notes with a story about an event that did not cause much excitement, but in my cockroach, it became a direct continuation of the pattern of behavior that the maydauns so intensively introduced into our consciousness.
In Kiev, the driver of the Volkswagen car shot in the foot of one of the protesters who blocked the road on Tupolev Street.
True, in fact, everything was a little bit wrong, as reported by the police. In the beginning, the driver sincerely was surprised that for other people's shoals the problems were created by him personally. For which he received a turnip from one of the activists right through the open window. And then, again, without leaving the car, I went up to the activist.
But this is not the main thing. The main thing, I think, was that now the antics of activists are beginning to crush other citizens. The police does not work, it means that the mob will start to “work”. And in this case ...
But in general, everything is fine with us. The movement continues. Depending on its own position (body), each movement feels. Some say we are drowning. Others, on the contrary, are rising. Third - that we are moving forward. Fourth - that move back.
And, by the way, I don’t know about yours, but our mushrooms are just a rod. They say it is a war or some other cataclysm.
Everything. I will no longer distract your attention. Yes, and most need to enter into the rhythm of life in the capital. See you soon! Will live!
But I'll be back. Then tusil with market cockroaches, they told me so much ...
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