American Military Satyr: "51 Afghan children die from candy dumping error"

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Under the heading "Weekend Pulp Fiction" we are trying to figure out what humor and American satire are. It is better to try to understand, based on the source materials, which can be food for thought. As the main material, you can choose one of the latest publications in the popular in the military and near-war environment of the United States Duffel blog.

To begin with about the edition. Duffel blog (aka DB) - a site created in 2012 by US Navy veteran Paul Sholdra (Szoldra). The focus of the publication - military satire, entertainment.



So what are the American retirees having fun with?

The site DB An article was published under the following heading: "The International Security Assistance Force in Afghanistan (ISAF) threw candy for children - 51 dead."

American Military Satyr: "51 Afghan children die from candy dumping error"


From the material:
In the wake of a tragic accident today, planes belonging to ISAF accidentally killed 51 Afghans near Mazar-i-Sharif while trying to drop candy for a group of children. Two NATO aircraft, later identified as American C-130s, flew at low altitude over a local village. Approximately 1,4 million M & M's were to be delivered in a container. Due to a malfunction, the parachute system did not work and the container crashed through the roof of a local school at a speed of about 100 miles per hour. On impact, the pressure increased so much that the candy began to act like explosives. Physics professor Dr.Rosella Schwartz: In fact, the candy turned into the filling of an anti-personnel mine, hitting everything around - 360 degrees.


Further, the material contains “evidence of a Red Cross officer in Afghanistan”:
I saw a lot of injuries inflicted on civilians by military ammunition, but it was much worse. He leaned over the wounded man to change the bandages, pointing to the numerous blue, green and yellow spots.


The article in the American satirical publication provides an "statement from the press service of the ISAF," which states:
Although the ISAF regrets the accidental death of civilians, this will not prevent us from working to alleviate the suffering of the Afghan people.


And in the “appendix” from the authors of Duffel Blog:
The incident in Mazar-i-Sharif, unfortunately, is not the first failure of this kind. 27 On April, several boxes with Snickers fell to a wedding near Kunduz, killing 35 people. And 8 may have several packages. Starbursts accidentally hit the orphanage and killed 8 children and a charming kitten named Mittens. After the press conference, Colonel Marshall tried to get off the podium, but stumbled and crashed into a group of civilians, killing 9 people.


Apparently, the United States sees the American "random" bombing of the Red Cross hospital in Kunduz and schools in Mazar-i-Sharif as a theme for jokes. A peculiar text version of the French "Charlie Hebdo"?
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  1. +13
    22 July 2018 12: 12
    Humor from the series - smear your forehead with zelenka! And why? And so as not to infect the infection. Not funny. Absolutely. I see no reason to laugh at someone else's grief and suffering
    1. +9
      22 July 2018 12: 18
      Hoopoe over. Dumb mattress
      1. SSR
        +6
        22 July 2018 13: 46
        Quote: 210ox
        Hoopoe over. Dumb mattress

        Maybe I'm dumb, but I want to hope that in the article there is such sarcasm against my authorities.
        That the American bombing of weddings and schools, even with bombs, even with sweets, is the lives of dozens of civilians.
    2. MPN
      +7
      22 July 2018 12: 21
      McDonald's kills more and goes with a bang ... sad
    3. +6
      22 July 2018 12: 23
      Bastards in the form of an army of "democratizers".
      It is unfortunate that the Afghans do not have a similar sense of humor.
      Mattresses have constant problems with hygiene products - which prevents them from being thrown with armor-piercing diapers ...
      1. +4
        22 July 2018 21: 37
        these "civilized" sko-there will always be funny in such cases, it is a pity that their filthy cities never bombed well, then rzhachki would be reduced am
    4. +2
      22 July 2018 21: 21
      Quote: Magic Archer
      Humor from the series - smear your forehead with zelenka! And why? And so as not to infect the infection. Not funny. Absolutely. I see no reason to laugh at someone else's grief and suffering
      - apparently they didn’t live in the USSR, a very popular imperishable

      "The little boy found a machine gun,
      No one else lives in the village.
      Only the old Matryona remained
      Sorry she didn’t have enough cartridge. "

      "The little boy found Pershing 2,
      He pressed the red button at the wing.
      For a long time the Japanese could not understand,
      What kind of fungus grows far away "

      "The little boy found an anti-aircraft gun - Tu-104 did not come to Moscow"

      ZY and in the USA it’s really satire - they joke on the frail attempts of the State Department to cover up all the obscenity created by the US Army
      1. GRF
        0
        23 July 2018 12: 04
        Each lived in his own USSR, for they brought out different things ...
        Army obscurantism
        Mischief done by a little boy.
        From voobrozhariuma and realism different "satirical" smell ...
        Not only are they killing, but they are also laughing at them jiving.
        I think you should not confuse satire with vulgarity.
        Z.Y. I didn’t live in the USA, but I’m sure that they think differently.
  2. +15
    22 July 2018 12: 13
    "The International Security Assistance Force in Afghanistan (ISAF) dropped candy for children - 51 dead."
    What do we understand in "Puritan humor", and they themselves begin to understand it only when other people's "sweets" begin to kill them ...
    1. +4
      22 July 2018 12: 22
      Quote: svp67
      "The International Security Assistance Force in Afghanistan (ISAF) dropped candy for children - 51 dead."
      What do we understand in "Puritan humor", and they themselves begin to understand it only when other people's "sweets" begin to kill them ...

      That's right Sergey ..! The devil directs them .. A candy clearly gmoshny sent for verification ..
  3. +10
    22 July 2018 12: 16
    At first I didn’t understand anything. And then I didn’t understand anything either.
    1. +10
      22 July 2018 12: 20
      A normal person does not understand anything about this.
      Quote: DEZINTO
      At first I didn’t understand anything. And then I didn’t understand anything either.
      1. +1
        23 July 2018 11: 25
        So I'm normal too
    2. +5
      22 July 2018 12: 24
      This is just right and normal. It would be worth worrying if you understood IT
      1. GRF
        0
        23 July 2018 12: 08
        I’m afraid that they will conclude that somewhere off-screen laughter and aviation are missed ...
    3. 0
      23 July 2018 17: 54
      Durat article. Nothing more to write about?
  4. +13
    22 July 2018 12: 18
    according to Zadornov .... and their humor is the same ... dumb and dumber ...
    1. +4
      22 July 2018 12: 33
      Marina love in this case, not stupid, but vile, just laugh at child deaths! This is the whole rotten essence of the Anglo-Saxon scum !!!!
      1. +7
        22 July 2018 12: 48
        to laugh at death in general is low, vile and not divine ... to understand this, they lack mental ability ...
    2. +8
      22 July 2018 13: 18
      Quote: Masya Masya
      according to Zadornov .... and their humor is the same ... dumb and dumber ...

      From Uncle Misha:
      The shortest joke about America: McDonald's is a restaurant.
      1. GRF
        0
        23 July 2018 12: 10
        And the saddest:
        - wow, really!
  5. +1
    22 July 2018 12: 24
    Um ... well, there was a video when they threw jeeps in exercises?
    And why is the container with sweets worse, tell me?
    1. +2
      22 July 2018 12: 33
      Golovan, are you still alive? Something you can not see in the pension topics. And I began to think already a sinful thing ... There you will not find your brother in the afternoon with fire, everyone hid in their holes laughing
      1. +1
        22 July 2018 12: 45
        Quote: Gargantua
        Golovan, are you still alive?

        Do not wait (s).
        Quote: Gargantua
        Something you can not see in the pension topics

        Personally, everything has long been clear to me about these "topics." To chew with you and your like, chewing gum that has already lost all taste is simply uninteresting to me.
        Quote: Gargantua
        And then I began to think already a sinful thing ...

        You slander yourself, and it’s tough ... well, it’s your business.
        Chav stop
        1. +1
          22 July 2018 14: 21
          Personally, everything has long been clear to me about these "topics." To chew with you and your like, chewing gum that has already lost all taste is simply uninteresting to me.

          Funding cut back? laughing
          1. +2
            22 July 2018 14: 23
            Quote: spektr9
            Funding cut back?

            Can you read poorly?
            Financing is at the same level. Zero laughing
            But the interest really disappeared - for the second month the same tale about the white bull ... that's real - tired Yes
  6. +3
    22 July 2018 12: 25
    Duffel Blog (aka DB)
    abbreviation is the words of Sergey Viktorovich? what
    1. +1
      22 July 2018 13: 25
      As Viktor Stepanovich once said:
      Appetite comes in times of trouble ..
    2. +2
      22 July 2018 13: 35
      Quote: iza top
      Duffel Blog (aka DB)
      abbreviation is the words of Sergey Viktorovich? what

      Risking it, colleague ... I earned myself a fourth warning with these two letters connected together.
      1. GRF
        0
        23 July 2018 12: 12
        So write without abbreviation about the house is white)
  7. +5
    22 July 2018 12: 27
    In our televisions on central channels jokes sound, not at all the best given in the article. Consumer society implies low intelligence, however.
    What humor is there, yesterday I listened to the scandalous archivist on the radio, who was remembered for the fact that he said at one time that the 41st Red Army had ceased to exist. He considers the opinion of Mannerheim and some of his generals to be an indisputable truth, and Soviet facts and documents as fiction. That's where the humor is, unfortunately.
    1. +3
      22 July 2018 12: 41
      Quote: Igor V
      In our televisions on central channels jokes sound, not at all the best given in the article. Consumer society implies low intelligence, however.

      Never watch Russian TV shows before dinner! And at lunch time. And after :)))) In general, you need a TV at home to show cartoons for children, and sometimes to watch a good movie from a disk
      1. +1
        22 July 2018 12: 57
        "So there are no others!" - should I answer smile but I won’t answer, because I try not to watch TV at all. But the family includes, and the neighbor - the alcoholic never turns off, so the information goes. smile
        The first comment I wanted to remind about the log in the eye.
        1. +3
          22 July 2018 13: 11
          Quote: Igor V
          The first comment I wanted to remind about the log in the eye.

          As it were, yes, but the level of our population is still higher than the level of broadcasts transmitted to it
          1. 0
            22 July 2018 13: 37
            I would like to believe that.
  8. +3
    22 July 2018 12: 30
    For the Yankees, the joke of the year is less than a day before Yellstone’s blast !!! wassat Giggle with joy !!! fool
  9. +1
    22 July 2018 12: 35
    At the same time, the Americans deduced a very interesting formula: a confession of guilt in what is happening automatically means the forgiveness of sins. And all the guys, it so happened! But this is the trouble: the Americans do not forgive other countries for mistakes, and for some they even come up with them.
  10. +1
    22 July 2018 12: 36
    This is not humor ... This is a mental illness ...
    1. GRF
      0
      23 July 2018 12: 14
      This is just another Civilization ...
  11. +3
    22 July 2018 12: 56
    This is not humor and not satire. This is a mockery of the memory of really dead people. These mocking articles say that there were no mistakes, but there were clearly planned actions to kill many people. All these crushed weddings and bombed hospitals and hospitals around the world happened according to a clear American plan for some purpose. For what purpose? But who knows their satanic goals and objectives? Although it often happens that people know and guess, they cannot completely believe it because of the monstrous savage methods used by the Americans. As, for example, people cannot combine the loss of a Malaysian Boeing and then a Malaysian Boeing that was shot down six months later over Donbass. Because when combined, it turns out some kind of too satanic picture ...
    1. +2
      22 July 2018 13: 45
      Because when combined, it turns out some kind of too satanic picture ...


      Yes Yes. Or the twin towers can be remembered.
      Sometimes you think - what if? And then this - yes not, well, that’s beyond! !, it can’t be! Well, can not a man or a bunch of people something like that, then plan to implement and continue to live in peace !?
      Or maybe?

    2. 0
      22 July 2018 15: 50
      About Satan: Reagan also officially authorized the Church of Satan. Think about it.
  12. +4
    22 July 2018 13: 19
    It is strange that many perturbed in the comments to the article. Witty jokes of an exceptional nation. What are they supposed to be upset about because of some two or three hundred subhumans and their young? Now, if one of the “soldiers of democracy” had “heroically fallen”, it would be sad. And here ... A trifle of some kind. But fun.
    Would shoot these "exceptional" with exceptional pleasure.
    1. GRF
      0
      23 July 2018 12: 19
      Why don't they give you a green card?
      You are on your board ...
      1. +1
        23 July 2018 12: 35
        Judging by the flag, you have already been given what you are proud of. laughing
        And try to turn on the brain. My comment was sarcasm. Moreover, that is exactly what think matte mattress
        1. GRF
          0
          23 July 2018 17: 17
          Know how to read?
          You can continue to wish fun to shoot and more sarcasm)
          The main thing is not to miss, otherwise sarcasm can be eaten ...
  13. +2
    22 July 2018 13: 35
    ... to feed these sweets and mericatos themselves, along with candy wrappers and packages ... angryand whoever didn’t want to - you can call a doctor ... later, after a few days ... with shovels angry
  14. +1
    22 July 2018 13: 43
    Bullshit, you stupid and their humor is the same ...
  15. 0
    22 July 2018 13: 46
    Usa is the best country in the world (not sarcasm), but I stay (used to)
  16. +2
    22 July 2018 13: 56
    The idiocy of striped mustaches is already so off-scale that it has long turned into an international threat! If you look through the news, you can find a huge number of tragic cases when these, who have fallen from their head, arrogant Saxons, then bombed a wedding, then a hospital, then a school, then they shot civilians, then they completely wiped the city or country from the face of the earth! This is called humanitarian missions! If this is humanism, then what is terrorism in their understanding? And the society of their crooked mirrors, and their entire civilization is a cancerous tumor!
  17. 0
    22 July 2018 14: 10
    The animals are what you take from them.
  18. 0
    22 July 2018 14: 25
    Even Americans try to drop sweets like bombs. Is it really impossible to humanly just bring sweets on cars and distribute them to children.
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    1. +1
      22 July 2018 15: 43
      Daniel, drop an article on how you have in the army with hazing, otherwise you see logs well in other people's eyes !!!! But you don’t notice anything in your own !!!!
    2. +1
      22 July 2018 15: 51
      Eat, do not get your hands on .....
      11 senior soldiers of the Kfir brigade are accused of beating a soldier of the Nakhshon battalion. The incident occurred in August 2012 at a military base when a soldier was "punished" for not agreeing to attend an ordination ceremony for senior staff.

      As a result of the incident, the victim was examined by a military doctor and, due to fears of internal injuries, it was decided to take him to the intensive care unit at Haémek Civil Hospital in Afula. Two days later he went on the amendment and was transferred to the general office.
      “They beat me with their hands and feet when I was already lying on the floor. I covered my face with my hands, asked them to stop, but it did not help. I thought I would die,” the victim described what happened to him last Thursday.
    3. 0
      22 July 2018 15: 59
      Quote: daniel
      The young soldier became a victim of hazing in a military unit located on the territory of the Oktyabrsky district of the Rostov region.

      The incident with the tragic ending occurred in May 2017 of the year in the premises of one of the RF-91706 barracks. The senior lieutenant did not like the way the three privates fulfill their duties. The soldier decided to take out his dissatisfaction on his subordinates with his fists. Two young men received minor injuries that did not cause harm to their health. The third soldier was much less fortunate.

      The officer struck the guy once with his elbow in the face, four times in the left region of the head and tapped it with his palm two more times. In connection with the existing congenital pathologies in the military, a rupture of cerebral vessels occurred, followed by hemorrhage, which led to death. A criminal case was instituted against the lieutenant under the article “Excess of official powers, with the use of violence that caused serious consequences”.

      The garrison military court of Novocherkassk sentenced Gennady G. to three years in prison, which he will spend in the colony of the settlement. In addition, the convict will have to reimburse compensation for moral damage to the mother of the deceased in the amount of 400 thousand rubles.

      Meanwhile, the leadership of the hospital in Novocherkassk did not fulfill the "magic" promises to the Rostov doctor. The man was threatened to beat him daily if he did not leave the city.

      Rostov news is always in your Instagram feed. Subscribe to our group.


      Daniel What does the method of the US military "give" sweets to Afghan children described in the article have to do with hazing?
  20. 0
    22 July 2018 15: 29
    It would be nice if these pranksters readers thanked just like Charlie
  21. tap
    0
    22 July 2018 15: 31
    "Colonel Marshall stumbled, and killed nine ..." It was necessary to give this at the beginning, so as not to read further ...
  22. 0
    22 July 2018 15: 54
    I thought for a long time where to laugh, and then I remembered: ... and their humor is ugly ... V.S. Vysotsky.
  23. +1
    23 July 2018 00: 19
    This is normal. We measured the energy of the striking element in the US Marines. 16,5 (sixteen and a half) in full combat including body armor. In the seventeenth striking element elm. One big epaulette did not believe. Prove says. Well then, this good was in abundance. Proved.
  24. +1
    23 July 2018 04: 52

    Never watch Russian TV shows before dinner! And at lunch time. And after :)))) In general, you need a TV at home to show cartoons for children, and sometimes to watch a good movie from a disk


    This is true in any other country. I haven’t watched TV in my country for 15 years already ... in the country of residence. We keep the telly only for watching selective films on the Internet, well, children on consoles are being cut into war games. There is of course the opportunity to watch both local channels and 150 more channels from the former Union, but after 15 minutes it starts to feel sick ... from dullness and lies. World Cup2018 watched with pleasure on Russia 1 and Fox ...
  25. 0
    23 July 2018 09: 51
    A very revealing example. Probably the best description of the authors of "humor" and the contingent for which it is intended.
  26. 0
    23 July 2018 15: 01
    Not funny. Absolutely. Human grief.

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