Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. There will be no bread, we will eat “sneakers”!

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Greetings, my friends! Well, the time has come. Not time, but a fairy tale. And you are to blame for everything. We are not here to keep track of your ... championship? And in general. Do not have time, and that's it. The whole screen of Russia flooded. And the entire information space, too. And you do not have time!



Watching your press. And where are the indignant articles that condemn our answer to your world championship? Nope Then who are we doing all this for? For myself? For Europe? There is already such a norm. Poor our hydrant from the skin, like a snake in the spring, crawls out. And you at least that.

More precisely, not even that, you are outraged there too. But we will talk about this in detail next time. For the whole report. And so - no, but what did you want there? Only we have to raise everything from taxes and prices on housing and communal services to retirement age? Figushki! Capitalism - is it in Ukraine, in Russia, as it is for one person!

So there is nothing to shout about universal values ​​such as retirement age. In the end, you, perhaps, God's chosen ones? It seems not.

Okay. National indignation expressed. Now about the answer. We have started the Equality March today! We, Ukrainians, are equal! At least, so on the march shout. And if people scream, then everything is correct. Democracy like. The only thing that confuses a little is people with gay.



In the march participate travesty-diva, who move on a mobile platform. The column advanced along Vladimirskaya Street towards Taras Shevchenko Boulevard. The perimeter is guarded by police and national guardsmen.








Well, that I accidentally took off. It is clear that your Alfa-Bank is in the Crimea now, and this is some other ...







Are we equal with them too? Oh, I would see Tarakanushka. Even thinking about the consequences is scary. I have it for some reason is not equal with all. She says that her business of borscht is cooking, to look after the children and to keep order at home. And she does not interfere with my business and wear food to the house. Well, global issues. Like: whether there is life on Mars or the influence of the Sun on vegetation in Antarctica.

But on the other hand ... Yes, another LGBT march. And who to us, straight people, prevents to carry out such marches? We are Tayevrop now. Won ahead eurodeputy Rebecca Harms walks. About the German Minister Michael Roth. Canadian Ambassador Roman Vashchuk. Our Councils are Svetlana Zalischuk and Sergey Leshchenko.




The smell in the center was ... well, like my godfather. Native such rural smell of strong manure.



And there were only 10 people who had such doubts, like me. Thank you, the marching guards rescued. They drove ... I do not even know what to call these protesters. Separatists can not be called. They seem to be from pravosekov or C14. Tseevropeytsami too it seems impossible. Here is the time. I myself do not understand who is who.












A sign like this: if the police abo the Ukrainian Armed Forces leads you - you're not gay, 147%!

Thanks to the Turchinov family. I mean, thanks to Anna Turchinova. She explained everything to us on TV. Still, a candidate of pedagogical sciences.

"The notions of gender, morals, on which any state rests, are blurred. A child should see the family and understand that it is an ideal to be approached. Anyone wants to see that children, grandchildren and the race continue after him. LGBT people do not multiply. Therefore they need to have new blood and flesh. They realized that they could not do it differently, because they need to educate schoolchildren since childhood, that all this is absolutely normal. "

But back to your wiles. In previous notes, I wrote that we were forced to broadcast the World Cup from Russia. It was forced. And you thought our Rada of philanthropy allowed? Yes, we have so many debts, including for Euro and Eurovision, that all creditors need is to sneeze, and we are in full ... exhaust pipe!

Now imagine. Ukraine. The people are sitting at the TV. Watching the opening of the World Cup. And there ... Holy, holy, holy ... Putin gives a speech! On our TV ... And then another, and the anthem of Russia sounds. Live Ukrainian TV! Madhouse in general.

And then? I don’t know what Kadyrov so stimulated your players, or how much the Saudis paid (opinion - they said: if you don’t lose, you won’t see C-400!), But the fact that not everything is clean is the main topic in our discussions.

Well, can not the herd of sad overnight turn into a miracle hero? Can not. If only a magic wand does not wave.

That's the question: who and what waved. And How. We are crazy about conjectures, but as for me - this is another vicious search for Russia. So that our brains boil completely, who else has them.

Why are our patriots? You drove America crazy! President in their faith lured away. But how else can one explain the fact that at the Canadian summit he declared utterly utter to the leaders of G7: they say Crimea is Russian! And he even justified it: for everyone who lives on the peninsula speak Russian.

Well nothing. We will reply. Oh, hold on, America. Do not forgive. We will recall the ambassador! The prosecutor's office and the SBU have already begun the case against Trump. Hydrant decree prepared. On 5 years, Donald entry into Ukraine to ban. Just waiting for the completion of the next toilet to sign at the grand opening.

The Rada has already prepared its decision. We will deprive the American president of the thirteenth salary! There is nothing to reward him. And on the personal channels of our deputies, there were demands to declare impeachment to Trump!

Well, the last. Ukrainian activists brought Trump to all lists of traitors in Ukraine. On the "Peacemaker" he is now a star. The first president of a foreign country. Let the traitor of the Ukrainian authorities feel all the meanness of his act!

And we will not give up loans. With such a motivation ...

I remembered here from 90-x. Rest in Odessa. At the entrance to the "Privoz" stand a few people in posters. Something like the Freedom of Madagascar Parrots. Two policemen approach them. The conversation is standard. You break. Come to our car. One was ripped off. Freedom of speech with us.

Odessa is Odessa. "And what is wrong with the freedom of speech? We always have a free word. And only you will go with us."

In our version, the word in Ukraine is free. But in addition 181 website of the SBU is blocking. But tell me where is freedom, and where is SBU? Such two different things in nature!

The black list included ria.ru from the Russia Today media holding, the Kultura TV channel website, and the Vesti news program on Russia TV channel. In addition, the SBU ordered to block the "Ukrainian People's Tribunal" - "DNR". These resources are blocked in pursuance of the decree of the President of Ukraine Petro Poroshenko on sanctions.

We will soon leave only the site of the Verkhovna Rada. In order not to be distracted from the races. Again, there were terrible thoughts. The books are gone. TV channels are gone. Sites are gone. What was next with Hitler? Night of long knives? Who will cut? Nationalists or nationalists?

Probably, it is necessary to change the image of the Ukrainian today. We are no longer with a pot on our head. We have completely climbed into the pan. We sit at the bottom and see how the native power closes our saucepan with a lid.

You know, this is a blow to the support of the Russian world in Ukraine. The boys will be able to find a way to circumvent all these prohibitions. but the majority of “confident users” among 40-60-year-olds will use only what is allowed. Or rely on properly educated grandchildren.

Even nature took up arms against us. In "As a result of the operation of the power line protection system, 129 settlements in five regions are de-energized, namely: Poltavskaya - 57 np, Sumy - 47 np, Cherkasy - 15 np, Kiev - 8 np . and Chernigov - 2 Bp ".

In the Poltava region hail went the size of a fist! A friend wrote that the garden was empty, as in November. Knocked all ... However, we do not lose heart. Feed us ... Russia.

The State Statistics Service reported that imports of Russian goods in January-April 2018 increased by 31% compared to the same period last year. According to the report on foreign trade in the first quarter of this year, the total amount of imports of goods from Russia reached 2,5 billion dollars, which is 131% compared to January-April 2017 of the year. The volume of exports to the Russian Federation amounted to 1,1 billion dollars (93,6%, respectively).

And here is an indicator of the development of our economy:

"In general, Ukraine carried out foreign trade operations with partners from 210 countries of the world and exported goods to 15,5 billion dollars (112,8% to the corresponding period of 2017), imported - to 16,9 billion (115,1%). The negative balance amounted to 1422,9 million dollars (in January-April, 2017 was also negative - 968,6 million dollars) ".

I will finish the same, than began. March of equality. I quote the message С14:

"The peace sanctioned rally of nationalists and representatives of religious communities against the LGBT parade was brutally dispersed by the tactics of Zozuli and Neoberkut."

Well, the answer to the police:

“At about 6 hours, a group of people, and this is more than 150 people, reached the intersection of Vladimirskaya Street - Taras Shevchenko Boulevard and blocked the road on the Equality March route. As a result, to avoid provocations and possible clashes, the guards pushed them out of the way At the same time, several men who resisted and used gas cartridges in the direction of law enforcement officers were detained. "

But do not think that the Ukrainian crows violate the old commandment. "Crow does not pick out a crow!" Just like in a fairy tale:

“Most of them were released. Administrative materials were compiled. The district administrations called the doctors to assist who needed it and provided legal assistance to everyone. A few more people remain. Their actions will be considered in the context of Article 345 of the Criminal Code of Ukraine.”

And the near future. And the prospects, frankly, are not bright. Our daily bread ... again will rise in price by a quarter of the cost. This is the minimum. Here is the opinion of Ivan Tomic, President of the Association of Farmers and Landowners of Ukraine:

"Our grain is an export product. Its value is tied to the import. Unfortunately, the import price of grain rises in price from year to year. On average, by 20%. In addition, all components of bread per year by 20-25%. In particular, fuel and mineral fertilizers. Energy carriers are also becoming more expensive. Baking bread becomes more expensive. "

"Bread of the new harvest during the year will rise in price by at least 20-25%, regardless of whether we collect 59 tons of grain or 62 tons."

Immediately remembered Marie Antoinette. Well, do you remember this history. And how it ended for this very Marie Antoinette. "If they have no bread, let them eat cake!" We'll have to go to the cakes too. Good harvest will not be accurate.

Anyway. We still can not win. "Our proud Varyag does not surrender to the enemy ... Summer is all the same. The sun is still. The beautiful faces are still around. So, everything will be fine. There is no other way. Welcome always wins! We will live!"
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  1. +7
    18 June 2018 06: 17
    Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. There will be no bread, we will eat "Sneakers"!

    "Eat wine - drink wine, no wine - drink water
    we’ll never exchange the Cossack will "
    old cossack song

    There is a persistent feeling - deja vu request
    1. +8
      18 June 2018 06: 43
      And I already have nothing arises. It's like watching the destruction of a building. When filmed in slow motion, but look at normal speed.
      The only thing that still causes interest is at what stage everything will stop. There must be at least ruins ...
      1. +1
        19 June 2018 13: 09
        Following your analogy: the residents "run away from the falling building" to neighboring countries and wait for the end, so that they would then return and start rebuilding. The same thing on Krajina - the people fell "to wait out" from this "falling state" so that it would not crush. There are only a few problems - when a house falls, there are fires and explosions (especially if there were gas cylinders), in Ukria - there are such "cylinders" this is a nuclear power plant. The most important thing is that with the "fall of the walls" none of these "ballons" would not equal stop . The reception, given that in the "falling house" lunatics and lunatics remain and are not going to leave, they can themselves undermine. fool
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  2. +2
    18 June 2018 06: 48
    Red-haired, red-haired ... but didn’t you try to stand out by your “ukrasumeriy” with your mind? although what am I talking about? ... yes, buddy, "lucky" to you in one word, Patro thumped, a tear rolled, and snot right on his pants. And on his chest glowed, a medal for taking loans ... (stolen from tyrneta) .... yes! and finally, the proud Varangian, definitely not ukroshumersky, I definitely say .... hi
  3. +6
    18 June 2018 06: 49
    And who prevents us, straight people, from conducting such marches? We are now CEEurope.

    But in fact, if you plan to conduct a march of straights, with the promotion of traditional family values, in Europe, they will forbid ... People with mental disabilities (I consider homosexuals as such, from a medical point of view) at the helm ...
  4. +1
    18 June 2018 06: 58
    So I didn’t understand: did Pedro and Lyashka head the parade or did they have the usual popular fame?
    1. +3
      18 June 2018 07: 06
      It seemed there were none. They were busy ... with state affairs. But there was a way out. The vodka is cold .. And Lyashko is also a newlywed lol
      1. +1
        18 June 2018 08: 44
        In short, the curators could not persuade Petsyu on a procession with cocks feel , shy or realized that he wouldn’t drink so much. But it is a pity that just the inner content would correspond to the outer.
        Although, perhaps, it was this circumstance that influenced the decision on Petruccio's participation in the parade.
        1. +1
          18 June 2018 12: 11
          Quote: inkass_98
          In short, the curators could not persuade Petsyu to feel with the roosters, he was shy or realized that he would not drink so much.

          In price did not agree
      2. 0
        18 June 2018 18: 06
        Bride hi
        1. 0
          19 June 2018 13: 11
          "Yes, who the pi..sow will understand you. Little Johnny" (c) laughing
  5. +1
    18 June 2018 08: 33
    One thing is good, while in Russia this is not ... But for now ...
    1. +1
      18 June 2018 12: 11
      Quote: parusnik
      One thing is good, while in Russia this is not ... But for now ...

      Power does not allow, but there are those who wish. The same Yashin.
  6. 0
    18 June 2018 08: 35
    At the same time, exports to the Russian Federation amounted to 1,1 billion dollars (93,6%, respectively)

    Now they get hooked on it, then they will use the “window” at their own discretion, depending on the “weather”. )))
  7. +4
    18 June 2018 09: 41
    I liked the pictures where the cordon (they go, putting one hand on the shoulder of the front one), as if blind behind a guide - this is all of Ukraine (a landmark photo).
  8. BAI
    +2
    18 June 2018 10: 19
    It is clear that your Alfa-Bank is in the Crimea now, and this is some other ...

    Yeah, another. Our (as it were, in life - not ours) is red.
  9. 0
    18 June 2018 10: 25
    Previously, the articles of this “insect” called forth a full house here in VO, the number of “posts” exceeded three hundred, and there were even more reposts ... And they were all acutely mocking-like “look like“ fun ”with the“ casseroles ” it will be, they say, and even worse ... And now ... I’ve stayed, there are only “persistent admirers” of “talent” ... the rest as “a cow licked with tongue” .... obviously, the rest of our brains were slowly turned on and used their intended use ... wink
    1. wax
      +2
      18 June 2018 10: 50
      Do not touch the cockroach, it makes cleaner in your kitchen.
    2. +1
      18 June 2018 19: 58
      Quote: Snail N9
      "see how" fun "the" pan-leg "will be, they say, and even worse ...

      what fun, snail? Do you eat snails? Sorry for the people, sorry for the hero-city of Kiev. Some kind of sensation of "Groundhog Day" - they beat, plant, blue climbed out of all the cracks, already under the protection they advertise their valuable values, and the people - the people are silent and endures. Scary and sad, snail. You don’t understand anything, foreign gourmet.
    3. +1
      19 June 2018 12: 07
      Precisely noticed. You can add more representatives of the State Department!
    4. 0
      19 June 2018 13: 16
      Or maybe the people are already tired, and it’s not in the Russian tradition that they mock the wretched. Actually, when you are shown in a comedy how an actor "funny" falls down the stairs - you laugh, but in life immediately after the "laugh" it follows - pain, a hospital, if you are lucky it’s just a plaster and is somehow not very funny. Ukraine is not Nigeria, we cannot “forget with them naughty” and do not pay attention, we will read and worry. In the same way, the "Cockroach" inside is all "more fun and more fun."
  10. +2
    18 June 2018 11: 39
    But optimism is not the same ... And about the "Varangian" is not necessary ...
    Every nation gets what it deserves. So now we rake ... for our frivolity.
    And so in fact, yes, we will live!
  11. 0
    18 June 2018 13: 09
    In general, Ukraine conducted foreign trade operations with partners from 210 countries of the world.


    I’m not really sure ... but there are, like, a little less than two hundred countries in the world ... 193, in my opinion ...
    1. BAI
      0
      18 June 2018 13: 16
      In 2018, there are 251 countries, of which 191 are states. Why not every country is a state is a separate issue.
  12. +1
    18 June 2018 13: 33
    Quote: BAI
    In 2018, there are 251 countries, of which 191 are states. Why not every country is a state is a separate issue.


    crawled into Wikipedia ...
    252 countries, including:
    193 of a UN Member State;
    2 observers: Vatican and Palestine

    7 states that are not members of the UN, but officially recognized by one or some UN member states, this is the type of Abkhazia with Ossetia
    4 states that are not members of the UN, not recognized by any UN member state, but recognized by some partially recognized states, are of the type of the DPR and LPR ...
    Ownership (having a permanent, indigenous population and own citizenship) (46), this is generally OWNERSHIP, such as Hong Kong - possession of China, Cocos Islands - possessions of Australia, the British Virgin Islands, the US Virgin Islands, and the Islamic State - Territory is also included controlled by the international Islamist terrorist organization, proclaimed as a world caliphate (the organization’s activities are prohibited in many states) "
    Is it they who trade with them and recognize the country? with the DNI / LC or ISIS (the organization is prohibited in many states)
  13. +2
    18 June 2018 13: 41
    The story of the militia of the former prisoner Stanislav. A swastika was burned out on his body and the inscription “separatist” was burned. He was interrogated and chained with a red-hot bayonet for several days in Kramatorsk and then taken to the Kharkov branch of the SBU. “They began to take me into a helicopter, but the National Guard decided that I would dirty their salon with them, so I was not worthy to fly in the cockpit. Then I was tied by the legs with a rope to the wheel. So I flew to Kharkov itself. ” The plot against the background of the LGBT.
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  16. +2
    18 June 2018 18: 04
    Something sad article Cockroach :(
    Will live!!! am
  17. 0
    18 June 2018 19: 59
    Thank you, dear Cockroach!
    Take care of yourself... love
  18. 0
    18 June 2018 20: 36
    Hohland is a training ground where technologies are being worked out, how not to do it !!! wink
  19. 0
    19 June 2018 12: 23
    Actually, I recommend everyone to watch UkrTV, I’m working on Astra4 satellite. My wife is already grumbling that I always watch my native channels. I want to note that this is useful, especially as one comrade said here when you turn on your brains. Well, if you add that at the same time my countrymen are very funny people, then even the Rada channel is like our Ural dumplings. Humor develops in them, I will say really! Moreover, there is a very interesting analytics. I watched by the way the film "Airport", about Donetsk. Whatever they say, the commander who organized the defense is a real well done professional. And let's not cling to anyone here for whom. That is the value of the author, that he is very researched and easily shows the material. Good luck again! I still don’t understand how it is with such happiness ... (pooh) Although judging by the analysts, it’s clear that the Cockroach is thoroughbred and rummaging through very cool kitchens, where not only trump chips are fine, but also the kitchen owners are tolerant, they will not offend straight! Oh, to go to the historical homeland, have fun!
  20. 0
    19 June 2018 13: 29
    feel I am embarrassed to ask - like the Cockroach was going to make happy the “winner” of either the contest, or something else with a “shamat of real SALA,” but not imported Polish but real Ukrainian. And so sho? feel
    No, I’m not selling my homeland for lard (tea is not a banderlog), but from the "legs" of the Cockroach it’s not quite the "wrong" lard. lol
  21. 0
    20 June 2018 16: 48
    "We are against geyparadiv" ... Bees versus honey "..This is something new
  22. 0
    20 June 2018 22: 49
    But there are useful cockroaches! laughing

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