Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. Oh, yes that is not the wind tends to branch ...
Greetings to you, dear readers! Life, more precisely, the movement of life in the European direction, we begin to take the usual forms for Europe. You often told us that we won’t succeed, that some people really believed. And life puts everything in its place. True, most of our people have somehow become obsolete to move to these places. Separa, however.
Now in the case. In Ukraine, the communist or even imperial system of determining kinship is still used. Well, you know. Dad, mom, grandfather, grandmother, aunt, uncle and other relatives. But this is wrong! Even insulting. Why is aunt worse than grandmother or mother? After all, there are good aunts. And uncles are too. So why from childhood do we teach a person to divide relatives into relatives and not so much?
Now I sit, think and understand that change is inevitable. Unless, of course, we are committed to the EU. Although, considering that the Russian world in Ukraine is still strong, we are not yet ready to accept the progressive super-European-tolerant "parent 1" and "parent 2". We'll have to make a half-hearted decision.
In short, the Ministry of Education and Science of Ukraine took the initiative to ban the term "parents". So far, only in textbooks. We are all now "native". European values in action. In the Ukrainian version (while in NATO and the EU have not accepted).
Regular Ukrainians are well aware that the main thing is not to injure children. Therefore, the pros are with different reservations (35%!). Separatists still make up 64%.
By the way, in our textbooks, the Mintobra found another legacy of the scoop. Imagine there in the pictures in most families there is a dad, a mom and children! This makes no sense. Where have you seen such families? Dad crossed out. Just enough "native"! It hurts the kids! Well, those who have only half of the "relatives" in stock. Discrimination!
Here our people do not understand their happiness. Children will grow up ... They will create families ... Who with whom, however, is not yet clear. But the main thing (!) Has already been done. The grandchildren will have no problem what to call anyone. "Here are my relatives!" What a far-sighted proposal from our educational officials ...
Well started the note. Positively. I will continue in the same spirit. Remember my story about the agricultural exhibition? So, I visited this exhibition after the official opening.
And who will now argue about the agricultural superpower? Look at the photo. What technique is offered. But most importantly, pay attention to what conditions.
Flags of the main participants. Although there were from Europe and the USA too.
You have to be complete ... a farmer, so as not to agree to take a tractor when the state returns you 25% purchase. And it's not a joke. It is written on the price lists in front of the machines. Moreover, he does not even return, but pays for you! Weak?
But farmers also need to understand. We have the whole south in doubt today. Have you heard about the Crimea? Well, what's the drought. Like, we dug up the canal and now the harvest in the Crimea is open to question. Our vygalsya how could. And then bam ... The channel somehow turned out to be wrong. Drought in the southern, central and eastern regions of Ukraine can lead to a loss of up to 50% of the grain harvest. It is reported by the press service of the All-Ukrainian Agrarian Council.
By the way, you also have the same "cataclysm" looming. The only difference is that you have not transported last year's harvest to the elevators. Farmers worked too well then. And we already ... Sold, in short.
But you do not rejoice especially. We have a drought common. Vaughn president in the morning it is constantly experiencing what? Is so apparently driving like a skipper barge. Where the wind blows, there it drifts. And do not drown! Maybe the matter in the material from which our barge is made? They say it does not sink. And on the "dry head" is easier to perceive the loss of farmers.
And yet, whoever works, he works. And that has something to show in the face of others.
Tell me, what kind of fair without a kobzar?
Yes, and pigs for some reason, we began to act like pigs. Svinopapki and svinomamki do not want to be fruitful, and swine on the sides of the fat increase. In January-May, Ukraine reduced the export of pork 3,4 times. Pork exports declined to 0,921 th. Tons. This product was delivered in the amount of $ 2,13 million versus $ 6,3 million in the five months 2017 of the year.
It is, of course, correct. The Europeans, and you too, after our mass relocation to Europe and Russia, confidently say that “pork” should remain in Ukraine. But the export of "foreign" pigs to us has increased in 6,6 times! And how are farmers now believing in a superpower? How to take loans? If the drought even affects the pigs ...
By the way, there were almost no pigs at the exhibition.
Yes, this is what you all thought.
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By the way, this much incomprehensible can explain to you ...
Ah, walking fair, almost Sorochinsky!
We need a little spirit to translate from economic problems. I will answer Lithium17 on a personal question. "Cockroaches will not survive a nuclear war." As I understand it, you, Eugene, have recently been friends with me. If you had joined us earlier, you would know that all your human experiments on the drum are to cockroaches.
I do not know how it will be in the event of a nuclear war, but I climbed into the most dangerous Chernobyl “holes” and even made a photo report from there. And about life without a head. That you are right. We can. But there are many among you. To live without content in the head. And we die not from the lack of a head, but because there is nothing to eat. And we can even eat concrete ...
Speaking of concrete. Remember, I repeatedly wrote about the fatigue of our bridges? The first “tired” is the Shuliavsky overpass (it functions with 1964) - 27 February 2017. Our boxer has since threatened to begin its reconstruction. It seems that there is already a plan, and even considerable money has been allocated - 811 million hryvnias. It’s about to begin on May 1, then on June 1. March 28 began to collapse the air-naval overpass (commissioned at 1958). The architect of the metro bridge across the Dnieper (opened at 1965) recently announced that he was even more “tired” and could collapse completely at any moment.
In 1993, with the pomp and to the delight of the inhabitants of Troyeshchyna, they began to build the 6-th Kiev bridge across the Dnieper. And what? His remains continue to rust, and what could be “privatized” was already taken “for souvenirs”.
Instead of repairing all these legacies of the “hated communist regime” and finally building the Podolsko-Voskresensky bridge, our president gave his 1366 promise — this time he threatened to start building a bridge across the Danube.
June 7 partially collapsed overpass at the metro station "Beresteyskaya" - a piece of concrete fell off of it and fell on a car passing under it. His passenger almost took off his hand. From the police report:
"Alas, the passenger of the car suffered, he was hospitalized with a serious arm injury (almost torn off). Police patrols and ambulance doctors are working on the spot."
These are the things here with concrete. Repair bridges, like everything else, we do not have time. The whole country is moving ... to the next elections and transitions! Not to nonsense. As soon as we “move in” to the EU or NATO, they will repair our bridges to us. Or do you give up?
No, but what? What we just do not do so that at least someone will pay attention to our plight. Here are the Roma, for example. Russians are good. You have gypsies, and we have Roma! It does not reach them that in their own camps one must necessarily hang the flag of Ukraine and the poster “Gang get out!”. So you have to learn.
"After the people who lived in the temporary settlement left it today, a group of people from a public organization with axes and hammers arrived at the park. Taking video, they smashed temporary structures, preventing the park and forestry workers from clearing the territory "As a result of such actions, no one was hurt."
Well, I'm not as tolerant as our police. I will write directly. Again distinguished militants C14. The local jerks don't even think about hiding crimes:
"We will not allow our city to become a den ... Stop ignoring our laws, rob our citizens and pollute our cities."
"Stop ignoring our laws!" - said the national friends and, in violation of their own laws, went to smash the Roma camp (with no legal authority, no court decision). Some strange thought in my head. The state is no longer? Or at least somewhere else you can find his remains?
Whatever the reasons for this event, the term "pogroms", given historical experience, most eloquently explains the essence of the event and people justifying it. And so Hitler came to power - pogroms of gypsies, Jewish stars, burning books and, as a result, burning people in crematoriums. History repeats itself.
Or another attack. 5 June in Odessa, two unknown persons attacked the leader of the Odessa branch of the organization Avtomaydan Vitaly Ustimenko. The incident occurred near the editorial board of Public Television. Imagine? On the activist! And in the face, in the face ...
MP from the Batkivshchyna faction Igor Lutsenko, together with colleagues from other factions, appealed to the Secretary of the National Security and Defense Council of Ukraine Oleksandr Turchinov because of the situation in Odessa. Deputies are asked to initiate a meeting of the National Security and Defense Council regarding the situation in Odessa, where "terror against activists gained a number that has not been seen for a long time." Lutsenko recalled the attacks on Vitaly Ustimenko, Sergei Sternenko and others.
"We are losing Odessa by the same scenario as Donbass, only instead of Akhmetov and Yanukovich there are Galanternik and Trukhanov."
People’s patience is not forever. But the government was so scared of everyone that it was no longer possible to speak openly. So they will beat the muzzles ... By the way, the escape from Odessa of the murderer Sternenko is very indicative in this respect. Odessans will not come out against the government, but they can unscrew the head of a separate activist. So the deputies are right ...
Even such a simple question as a ban on broadcasting the World Cup is not resolved by these deputies. Total 142 real patriot for the whole Rada! But the Committee of the Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine on freedom of speech supported the draft resolution, which provides for a ban on the broadcast of the World Cup 2018 Russia. Our whole national Svidomo begins with a green bill, and ends with it.
Or really love football?
It is necessary for me, by old memory, to go to the Rada. Through some Lyashka launch a bill to ban sunrise from the east. Well, how can real patriots tolerate this? The sun rises from the aggressor country! Adopt a law and oblige to rise from the west. From Europe! So it will be right. At least, this logically follows from our, Ukrainian, logic.
With logic, we are really all right. You have completely forgotten about the arrested director of RIA News Of Ukraine. But this is wrong! You have to shout at all venues. We are no longer listening. And you? Be silent ... So we have to invent new evidence of your aggression.
During the searches of the arrested director of the publication RIA Novosti, Kirill Vyshinsky, officers of the Security Service of Ukraine seized a pistol, 200 thousand dollars, and also found an agreement with the Russian news agency Russia Today. Do you know who runs this agency? The Director General of the Russia Today MIA is ... Dmitry Kiselev! The circle is closed!
"Law enforcement officers found in the Vyshinsky bank cell more than two hundred thousand US dollars, a subject that looks like a Browning 1906 pistol, and a direct labor contract between the person involved in the case and the Russia Today MIA to manage the representation in Ukraine."
Want to continue? Or will you start attracting the attention of the world to us? You all about everything - a week. Otherwise, it turns out that an error crept into the text of the previous message and the contract was signed with the FSB. And they gave Vyshinsky a pistol there. In order for him to arrange shooting on the playground or in kindergarten.
Here is a lout. Well, forbid your agents to keep at home medals for the liberation of Crimea, contracts with your enterprises, St. George ribbons and photos with Putin.
And yet, I like how you solved the issue of money and gold. These same agents use money. Is it worth it to confiscate them and ... Do they evaporate something? My congratulations to your chemists.
And while we will supply Europe with gas! Own production! And do not laugh. Physiology has nothing to do with it. We have this gas, it turns out, the sea. Almost Black Sea. In the Kharkiv region opened a new natural gas field. It's a pity I don't have a summer cottage there. That would be with Akhmetov hung out in Monaco or in Ibiza with someone ... In the name. Mother, and the editor can not do anything. Geography!
"At the stage of geological study, the field’s gas reserves are 200 million cubic meters, and promising resources estimated by UkrNIIgaz are 2 billion cubic meters."
Let's get busy. We will sell you gas. According to the old tradition - "by pisit"! I sit, I dream. Complete your Nord Stream 2. Trump you ultimatum! Disassemble or I ... Kremlin in sorrow. Money is lost, there is no place for gas, Ukraine is not interested in transit. And here we are! With his pipe and his gas ... Oil painting.
We generally need to panovat! And when the crest panuet? Then, when Muscovites suffer. If Muscovites do not suffer or suffer insufficiently, then Ukrainians will suffer from this. And when the crest suffers, it can not panovat! Thus, the Moskal, who does not want to suffer, is guilty of the fact that the Ukrainian cannot panovat! This is one very much debated for me for an hour. Well, I enlightened you.
Today we remind pop stars. The same great and versed in everything. And cunning. Remember all these shows with their participation in television. If dancing, be sure to get titled dancers. If they sing, they must be with great singers. If skating "figure" - with Olympic champions.
And here is the apotheosis of all these shows. Boxing with the stars! We sit down at the TV. Imagine Klitschko fight with Oleg Skrypka. And then ... They will fight each other. So break off the people! It can be said to deprive us of hope ...
We successfully perform in all activities. Winning in the Donbas. Growing economically. We are improving the political structure of society. Develop democracy. In short, we are everywhere ahead. But when boxing begins ... Just like the last offensive under Gorlovka ... Themselves, all by yourself.
Well, you, my friends, tan and build. Summer for this is about time. Skewers, fresh vegetables for garnish and fruits for dessert.
Even I, with my omnivorous, slim.
And now, attention, competition! Who will come up with a better signature for this strange creature, in the title photo, I will undertake to convey to our real fat! I’m going to see my godfather soon in Insurer, so I’ll tell you there, such pigs are growing ... In short, you won’t regret.
And be happy always and in everything. Small troubles (and for me, all the troubles are minor) are quickly forgotten. A large happens only once in a lifetime. But only relatives know about her. See you!
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