Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. Europe, speak? Bantustan in all its glory!
Greetings to you, my dear and loyal readers! Well, that ended our football passion. And near football too. Already removed all the crap that the fans left after a stormy night of celebrating the victory and commemorating the defeat of their favorite teams. Trinity now in the yard.
Honestly, there was some jim-jams that the type smash. In particular these, horned from England. But the cost, by the way. Everything is whole, well, and the dirt and debris ... Although to be honest, for six months of that Maidan bomzhatnik did not make a mess of the city so much as this time. But more about that later, but for now ...
Already, thousands of policemen, national guardsmen, and other near-am-vest people took off their uniforms and are happy to sleep at home now. Why? Deserved. In principle, the riots were not allowed.
But instead of dreaming, I decided to share with you impressions that had not cooled down so far and to crush some of your stereotypes. For example, the view that the Ukrainians in the Champions League final earned. I tell you: I lost almost 1000 hryvnias in the final. True, the final itself did not go ...
I do not know about you, but for me, for some reason, most of the memorable events for a long time begin with the thought “I wish I didn’t go there!”
But in order ...
I walked, it means on Khreshchatyk. As a sailor Zheleznyak from a revolutionary song was walking. In the fan zone was going. Fans of import to see, own face face show, English recall. In short, feel ...
Remember how did Zheleznyak do it? “He went to Odessa, and went out to Kherson ...” Ours probably was. From Cockroaches. I also went to the fan-zone, and went to the festival of craft breweries ... Such frills of Kiev geography happen. Abnormal.
I paid 150 hryvnia, got my six chips and went to try ... And to try it, beer, is it? Forgive him if you drink it, drink it, but trying is like that ... Communion of the bug. And if with a shish kebab ...
I have not squandered the first 600 hryvnia, managed to take something off for you. Then get me ... Standing in line at the toilet. Something to the Qian and the guests of the capital really missed this very festival of our toilets.
So I went to check what was so new about the Champions League final. I answer: nothing. You can not look in the internet mod Kiev dry closets.
By the way, in my own way I will share with you one purely Ukrainian secret of how to buy beer correctly. And then you are still probably Soviet: "Demand topping up beer after a draft of foam!" Not tseevropeytsy you and not Ukrainians especially! Learn and try to apply. Success is guaranteed.
Ask the seller with a bored look a couple of mugs of beer. Be sure to ask about the quality and good taste of a frazochka. And at the end of the phrase, add that if the beer is good, you will call a dozen of your friends who are trying the beer at the next point. Circles will be poured on the very edges ...
Yes, the same tactic is perfect when buying barbecue. Like, do you mind if I like the kebab, that we will come with our comrades, 20 man, to celebrate with you? The portion will be elephant ... In the sense, as for an elephant in meat equivalent, and not from an elephant. As you can see in the photo, we are still normal with pigs.
In general, I came to Khreshchatyk a little ... tired and with a full belly of products. He moved according to the rules received once from a familiar military pilot. Those in aviation understands, he can skip further. For land and water, I will explain. The main rule of the pilot in the war is "Everyone around wants to bring you down!" Do you want to survive, then either dodge or hit yourself ...
But around were the same "pilots". By the way, I’ll break another fan myth from there. Normal men. And ladies. And they understand the principle of "beer without vodka - money down the drain." Only dead. I mean, anyway, their money goes to 50% to the wind. With beer still somehow cope. But with vodka. For some reason, the little things are respected 250-gram ...
I kept looking out for the English to fight. Well, at least pobuzyat to maintain the image. And you know, found. Almost found. On the pedestal of the former "Leninist" monument, someone was waving something and yelled very loudly and invitingly. Well, I rushed there, I think, “we call them!”
Dreaming ... He came closer ... Fie on you. Our Poles in the sense. Your World Cup boycott. Why the Russian World Cup in Ukraine should be boycotted is another question. And shavers and other amigos look at them like idiots and drink beer ... One Spaniard in Spanish asked me something. In, damn it, my physiognomy. The Spaniards for their take. Then I realized that I was an aborigine and asked in English. Like, what kind of assholes? Explained to him ...
I even wrote down that he answered in Spanish. Only without laughter. From dictation wrote. Maybe someone will translate from Spanish, Russian letters transmitted Ukrainian. Something he said ... "Boboso. Kabron." And I especially liked about the face: "Cabesa de Mierd". Although I suspect that the Spaniards are brothers to us too. At least one of his expression, I accurately understood. Well, half. "Besa Mikulo". I don’t know who was called Mikola there, maybe a friend of what the Spaniard was in a crowd, or maybe a celebrity tusila. And there were plenty of demons in their heads.
By the way, they are talking about barriers to terrorists in Europe ... What is it? Is that how it is?
No, it is clear that such trifles are not dragged away from the ATO zone, but surprisingly for Europe.
I will finish the same, than began. Costly Outbursts suffered from us. Tickets were for a match on 1000 — 1500 euros at outbids. But due to the big rush before the match, it was already possible to buy euros for 300. The market has adjusted.
But even before the start of the final of the Champions League were provocations from our side. Alas, but we have to admit, from our, Ukrainian side. I'm not even talking about Dynamo fans who provoked Liverpool fans to fight. The British did not succumb to provocation.
But about the attack in the restaurant will tell. The fans sat, judging by the age of the victims, in a restaurant. Had dinner. Not fans, I stress, quite respectable people under and for 50. And suddenly our masked assholes rush in. 20 young bugs. And they begin to destroy the restaurant and the heads of the British. Detained two ...
"Two were detained, delivered to the district administration, these are citizens of Ukraine ... 1997, born in Kiev, students of one of Kiev's universities, refused to give explanations."
Further I will not write. "Onizhedetey" released. True, the English consul was informed that they would carry out pre-investigation actions on the article 296 part 2 (hooliganism). But I have only one question. And what, the Russian passports in Ukraine have already ended?
Why fuss when the scheme has long been worked out? This is only in the zoo in animals with the establishment of offspring problems due to a curious giraffe. We got used to it already. We are not afraid of a giraffe ...
Some readers know from various media reports about the beating of a military retiree by "persons of Caucasian nationality" in the city market near the Lesnaya metro station. For those who do not know, I will tell in brief. The grandfather made a remark to the merchants for something there and immediately received a blow in the face. And the daughter of this grandfather posted this entry in the network.
And now the sequel. On Sunday morning, a group of unidentified men defeated the stalls of Caucasian merchants in the market near Lesnaya. Waited for this sortie. And Caucasians and emvedashniki. Therefore, they met "unknown" from C14 with tear gas and batons. In response, naturally, the radicals used weapon proletariat - stones.
Once again confirmed the old truth. You own the information - you own the situation. The police caught a dozen militants. And then something happened ... strange. And "onizhedeti" quite by chance there appeared. They meat and tsybulu for kebab buy came!
So C14 executives stated. In short, it turns out that policemen innocent sheep were arrested. Arbitrariness !!! "Now investigators are studying video surveillance recordings, including those that are posted on the Internet, so they will be given legal qualifications for the actions of each person brought to the station."
Something I'm serious and serious about. Joke, perhaps, to tell? Or profit. Well, let it be a joke. “After the Champions League final in Kiev, a foreign fan disappeared. There are no documents, there is no money, a foreigner pretends to be himself.“ Well, certainly a deviation, ”the military commissar thought.”
Do you know why I told this joke? It is clear that the reason was. Even a few reasons. Remember the incomprehensible seizures of the Armed Forces of Ukraine obviously bad positions in the Donbass? When are soldiers and officers eager to be targeted by Republicans? Type Chigire these? If I'm not mistaken in the title. Or the logic of the military commissar from a joke.
And the reason is known. "Militiamen identified a military group in the Kharkiv region, which for two years distributed drugs and psychotropic substances among cadets of one of the military universities of Kharkov. This was reported on Tuesday, 22 in May, the press service of the Kharkiv region reports."
“A pre-trial investigation revealed that the detainees acquired psychotropic substances and narcotic drugs using Internet resources, packed up and sold them to the buyers later. During the operational activities, the police documented the criminal activities of the attackers.”
I once loved classical music very much. Until Maidan. And then fell out of love. There is about the same thing that happened in the army. Only noticeable. Conductor periodically began to use. And you know, listening to Mozart in a remix somehow got sick. Now the president’s speech in the remix is not appealing.
Yes, as here at the muzhik has painted, it is time to reflect, where you will be issued after ...
And judging by the message of counterintelligence from Kharkov, soon and news from the speakers of the Armed Forces of Ukraine and other security agencies will also be in a remix. Imagine how now the opposite side feels. Probably about the same as the parents of children from kindergarten in the Dnieper.
You have not heard about this. And we have a kindergarten terrorists captured 23 May! In the river. Horror. Shooting. Children roar inside the kindergarten. Educators run around like kids around kids. Grenade explosions. Smoke bombs. Armored personnel carriers. Parents graying before their eyes and beaten when they try to break into the kindergarten to their beloved children ...
But everything worked out. Courageous policemen, risking their own lives, took the children under heavy fire of terrorists and grenade explosions. Doctors provided assistance. Psychologists reassured ...
Represent the level of training of the police special forces of Ukraine? Not a single child or law enforcement officer! And you say that we are all bad. Learn. And how happy the parents were ...
Happy exactly to the minute, until they were told that these were special forces exercises. And the fact that no one was warned and the children were not evacuated was simply an urgent need. To maximize the situation to the real.
And gray hair can be painted over. Now there are no problems with hair dye. And the children's psyche, after all that has been experienced, has not suffered at all. Children all quickly forget. Just think, they took part in military exercises ... On the contrary, from early childhood they learn to be "heroes"!
Zadir moor them, this is how many psychotropic and narcotic drugs to the heap to alcohol should have been used to come up with this? Of course, I understand that sometimes the use and leads to positive results, but not in this case. I would personally strangle both the special forces and their command. Led by the Minister ...
By the way, about the positive from overuse. To defuse. I'm going home in the morning. Slightly ahead, the guy was able to "finish drinking and began to move away." In the bus chanson howls. Morning. She drove the people up before work.
I go out. I stand at the back door. Please open. Drove zero attention. Mouzon is listening. And then this guy, the size of a port loader, leans towards him, nervously exhales the contents of his own lungs and says: “Cut down music, coachman! ..” Then he turns to me and loudly: “Now you say! ..” I went out on my own stop and out the back door.
Yes, I almost forgot! We didn’t take away the Crimean bridge from you. And they did not calm down. We found a suitable formulation for everyone! I quote the deputy of the Verkhovna Rada Nestor Shufrich: "In my opinion, as a citizen of Ukraine, our Crimea, Ukrainian. Consequently, all the infrastructure built in the Crimea is also Ukrainian. I would close the discussion - if our Crimea, then our Crimean bridge. And thank God that he is. "
Anyone answer me about the main "God" of Ukraine today? Who to worship? Putin or Rotenberg? With the first candidate everything seems to be clear. Habitually already and somehow calm. But the second ... What kind of fate do we have? Around the same "Odessa" ...
By the way, one of ours swept along your bridge ... "Well, you give a pancake," as a famous cinema general would say. The main thing was that he was driving over a bridge with a Ukrainian passport, and no one even checked him. He spoke specifically on the move.
This is what happens? Are all people on the bridge equal? And those of the Ukrainians, who also rode over the bridge and laid out the impression of the network, made the "Peacemaker". We have. Perhaps this is the difference Tseevropy and Russia ...
And at the end of a new topic. What we just did not argue, except for health. Need to fill the gap! Scientists at Stockholm University in Sweden have found that prolonged sleep on the weekend can not only compensate for the lack of sleep on weekdays, but also reduce the risk of premature death.
Imagine 13 years studied the problem. 38 000 experiment participants. Would ask me. I have long known that sleeping at the weekend is useful. Moreover, on weekdays to sleep is also useful. Uh-uh, if it were not for the Cockroach ... I would live forever!
"As a result, among people under the age of 65, the risk of premature mortality increased by 65 percent if they suffered from a lack of sleep. At the same time, if they compensated for the lack of sleep on weekends, their indicators were the same as in the control group" .
Now, I hope, you understand why I love the morning? It comes with sleep ... Now comes. I'll run in a quick way to inspect the kitchen, while the Cockroach has gone somewhere to sleep. No, in the light of new data science, heal.
And in the evening in the parliament must escape. They say our hydrant is asking for the Super Bowl to be asked for by the UEFA head. Or the Europa League final. Need to get in the course of things. What the hell is not joking when God sleeps.
In the meantime, goodbye. Smiles to you and good weather. I heard you have some kind of disasters with the weather occur. Snow falls before the start of summer. I will not give money, but you hold on! Although who am I saying this?
Posttarakanum I don’t say goodbye for a long time, I took it here in three days - I'll be back. WinBillback, so to speak ... Or VimBillDan. No matter, the main thing - I'll be back!
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