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Friday lovers club. "We are not tired, we are not leaving."

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Friday Fans Club holds another meeting. Short, but to the point. The agenda for this evening, comrades, is a joyous event for everyone taken separately from us: the formation of the composition of our dear government. Very expensive.


Friday lovers club. "We are not tired, we are not leaving."


It becomes fun and joyful in the soul of the fact that the overwhelming majority of ministers rated their forces correctly, and therefore finally declared: “We are not tired, we are not leaving.” After all, do not change the horses at the crossing, in the end. Every horse is worth its weight in gold. We used to peer into the distance in the hope of seeing the light at the end of the tunnel, now we are looking for the shore at the crossing. And find, comrades! Be sure to find.
13 ministers have kept their portfolios. Among the new faces are the former Tambov mayor Sergey Chebotaryov, who will now deal with the affairs of the North Caucasus (not so far from Tambov to the Caucasus, comrades), the former head of Rosselkhozbank, Dmitry Patrushev, who grew out of a promising minister of agriculture. Nikolai Patrushev? - No, not a namesake. Yes, also from Leningrad.

Mikhail Kotyukov was thrown to the front of the ascent to unprecedented heights of our scientific and educational system, to help the head of the Ministry of Education and Science Olga Vasilyeva. His new path is the Ministry of Science and Higher Education. Previously held the position of FANO - Federal Agency for Scientific Organizations. It is strange that, in taking measures to improve the educational system, they did not go further and did not smash the Ministry of Education and Science into the Ministry of Primary Education, the Ministry of Secondary Education, the Ministry of Bachelor's Affairs, the Ministry of Masters Affairs, the Ministry of Continuing Education and the Ministry of Distance Education. It could be a real aria of correct optimization in the government apparatus. Or the effective managers transferred the golden mile?

Vitaly Mutko will closely build together with the ex-governor of the Tyumen region, Vladimir Yakushev. Construction is a difficult thing, and therefore, besides the minister himself, the government simply needs a separate deputy prime minister who will be in charge of the process, and in the intervals between supervising the construction and repair work, he will also be engaged in regional development. Moreover, with knowledge of English.

And if Yakushev and Mutko will build together, then Anton Siluanov on the financial front will be plowing in alone - he is also in the status of deputy prime minister. He proved himself. And the school is present.

Comrades, summing up, it is proposed to issue Kombucha 150 due to the fact that the mentioned people, professionals, firstly are employed, secondly, many - at least 6 years, thirdly - the work will be integral to them care about us with you. And for 150 Kombucha - for lucky retirees who already have the appropriate (pension) certificate in their hands.
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  1. Altona
    Altona 18 May 2018 17: 40
    +42
    We have already discussed the "party activist" of the current Government, as I understand it, almost everywhere smokers spit, and those who got home, they speak obscene words to the TV under a bottle of beer.
    1. bouncyhunter
      bouncyhunter 18 May 2018 17: 41
      +11
      Good, sarcastic and accurate! good
      1. novel66
        novel66 18 May 2018 18: 08
        +2
        not exactly, you won’t get beer ... Pasha. Hello hi
        1. bouncyhunter
          bouncyhunter 18 May 2018 18: 11
          +1
          Roma, good evening! hi
          Quote: novel xnumx
          not exactly, you won’t manage with beer ...

          You cannot fool soul with beer, especially Friday in the yard. wink
          1. KAV
            KAV 18 May 2018 23: 04
            +14
            Frankly, I voted for VV Putin. Voted because he cherished in his heart the hope that, given the unprecedented credit of trust provided by the citizens of Russia, he would take unpopular methods of governing the country, first of all, affecting the change of an absolutely unpopular government, represented by D. A. Medvedeva A.G. Siluanova, etc. and the like, and others like them ... But ..., alas, a credit of trust, including hopes for good changes in the country and everything else, with the exception of military affairs, came across a black hole called "who but them "! To be honest - I'm specifically disappointed! Not that upset! I'm furious! It should not be! It should have been different! But no ... From here, I'm specifically disappointed that I gave my vote to the current guarantor! I do not need a President who is not able to rid the country of parasites for 18 years! I understand. And the fact that this liberal rot penetrated into all the most remote corners of government ... But the fact that for 18 years it was not possible to prepare a replacement for our government, which is absolutely incompetent and often causes a gag reflex, I will not believe for anything! Just because I can't believe it! I want to believe! But I can’t ... Because realities show completely different ...
            Perhaps our President, a great man in the history of the world ... but in the history of Russia he killed his authority immediately after his inauguration, nominating Prime Minister D.A. Medvedev ... It's just the finish ...
            1. Giants
              Giants 18 May 2018 23: 30
              +2
              Quote: KAV
              I do not need such a President

              There is always a choice. Not one Putin, but another. Which of them did you vote for?
              My personal opinion: the real Putin has long decomposed into atoms, and you voted for a made-up dummy that a priori does not solve anything.
              1. KAV
                KAV 18 May 2018 23: 41
                +3
                Quote: Giants
                There is always a choice. Not one Putin, but another. Which of them did you vote for?

                I’ll probably tell you a terrible secret ... but Putin is alone.
                Quote: Giants

                My personal opinion: the real Putin has long decomposed into atoms, and you voted for a made-up dummy that a priori does not solve anything.

                Supporter of conspiracy theory ... I understand ... Also, sometimes I want to believe in the impossible ...
            2. free
              free 19 May 2018 06: 54
              +2
              Quote: KAV
              Frankly, I voted for VV Putin. Voted because he cherished in his heart the hope that, given the unprecedented credit of trust provided by the citizens of Russia, he would take unpopular methods of governing the country, first of all, affecting the change of an absolutely unpopular government, represented by D. A. Medvedeva A.G. Siluanova, etc. and the like, and others like them ... But ..., alas, a credit of trust, including hopes for good changes in the country and everything else, with the exception of military affairs, came across a black hole called "who but them "! To be honest - I'm specifically disappointed! Not that upset! I'm furious! It should not be! It should have been different! But no ... From here, I'm specifically disappointed that I gave my vote to the current guarantor! I do not need a President who is not able to rid the country of parasites for 18 years! I understand. And the fact that this liberal rot penetrated into all the most remote corners of government ... But the fact that for 18 years it was not possible to prepare a replacement for our government, which is absolutely incompetent and often causes a gag reflex, I will not believe for anything! Just because I can't believe it! I want to believe! But I can’t ... Because realities show completely different ...
              Perhaps our President, a great man in the history of the world ... but in the history of Russia he killed his authority immediately after his inauguration, nominating Prime Minister D.A. Medvedev ... It's just the finish ...

              You don’t need a knife for a fool, you’re lying to him from three boxes and do what you like with him!
              No offense, because they warned you, did not listen.
              Congratulations on your insight, better later than never.
            3. weksha50
              weksha50 19 May 2018 13: 40
              +2
              Quote: KAV
              Frankly, I voted for VV Putin.

              Quote: KAV
              I am specifically disappointed that I voted for the current guarantor!


              Alas ... I completely agree with all your comment ... hi recourse
            4. Skif83
              Skif83 20 May 2018 09: 09
              0
              I am glad that you understood this, finally, it saddens us that such millions who hate the Government, idolize the President.
              But to understand that the Government is not in itself, as the President was not destiny before?
              Was there such a “marker” as the appointment of Mutko and Kudrin over these 18 years? Which did not give you the opportunity to see the real picture behind the "Potemkin" villages, in which people were talking about raising pensions, raising it by mocking 200 rubles. (and even not everyone), but those who are sitting in the Duma publish their own, which they believe are honestly earned, millions? About the ever-growing number of oligarchs, in general I am silent.
              People are judged by deeds, not by ratings.
              And where are you?
              Pension system in the pen!
              Retirement age increase!
              Taxes increase!
              Education with the exam and now there ...!
              Health care, in the absence of qualified specialists, reports on some technological breakthroughs ...!
              They try to rub in us that life expectancy has increased with them, open the directories of the 60-70s of the last century, in the USSR then the life expectancy was no less, and not based on lime figures!
              What heavy machine tool construction is built? So around you in your city, town, village, what has changed in terms of providing qualified jobs?
              About homeless people, drug addicts, etc. will we mention?
              For the most part, people hate oligarchs, liberals and liberalists, all sorts of Chubais, canoes, etc. But do you seriously think that they live and act on their own, without the "supervision" of the authorities?
              And now, at your request, including, they have been given carte blanche for the further plunder of the country and people!
              SO YOU HAVE MOVED TO SUCH VOTING?
    2. Maz
      Maz 18 May 2018 17: 50
      +70
      “And so that all appointments look objective,” the newly appointed prime minister said weightily, “I will ask those present to go up to the table and take out pieces of paper from the cap. So it will be honest.
      The invitees timidly reached for the table.
      “Well, Vitaly Leontyevich, you are an athlete, a strong person, you should start,” said Siluanov.
      Mutko took a deep breath, and, muttering through his teeth, “if only he wouldn’t be a social worker,” he pulled out a piece of paper.
      - What is there? the prime minister demanded.
      - Building...
      - What?!!! Show everyone! It can not be! exclaimed Medvedev.
      - Here ...
      A heavy silence hung in the room. Those present enviously looked at the lucky one who quickly hid a piece of paper in the secret pocket of his underpants, and now he grimaced joyfully, wondering how to introduce a limit on legionnaires at construction sites.
      “Next,” said Medvedev, and heaved a sigh. Then he remembered that the Bridge was almost completed, the stadiums to the mundial are brand new ... and amused.
      A few hands quickly dived into the cap, and a fierce sniff was heard.
      - Oh! Do not pinch! - exclaimed Golikova.
      “Do not grab three at once,” said Kozak angrily. - Others also need to leave something. Here you have a social network, and enough of you.
      Black paths of mascara flowed down Golikova's cheeks. The starter grinned sarcastically, but immediately became sad. She got the sport, and of all the sports she knew only two. Figure skating and biathlon. After a minute, all those present, some with sadness, some with joy, looked at the names of their new posts.
      “There is one more hat left over,” said Gordeev timidly. “And nothing is written on it.”
      Everyone looked at each other. Everyone had the papers except the prime minister.
      “I don’t need it, I haven’t answered anything before,” Medvedev quickly said. - This piece of paper was supposed to reveal the main loser of the sixth anniversary. But someone did not participate in the draw. And who is this? ”At that time, in the corner of the room, behind the ficus, resting his cheek against a stuffed hippopotamus, Kudrin was sweetly sniffing. He had colorful dreams.
      1. impostor
        impostor 18 May 2018 17: 55
        +9
        It pulls at +100500 laughing Oil garage
        1. bouncyhunter
          bouncyhunter 18 May 2018 18: 01
          +5
          I join, powerfully !!! drinks
          1. Solomon Kane
            Solomon Kane 18 May 2018 18: 44
            +19
            On screen blue
            The same faces again
            The series "Hello madhouse!"
            The “drawer” will last.
            The main character
            Dimka is clubfoot.
            Russia has a whole jerk
            And the "sucking paws" laughing hi
            1. bouncyhunter
              bouncyhunter 18 May 2018 18: 46
              +2
              Kostik hi good The rhyme itself weaved ali naryl where?
              1. Solomon Kane
                Solomon Kane 18 May 2018 18: 48
                +4
                My.... wink Friday paraphrase, so to speak .... wink
                1. bouncyhunter
                  bouncyhunter 18 May 2018 18: 53
                  +2
                  You can, respect! drinks
          2. sabakina
            sabakina 18 May 2018 20: 12
            +3
            But someone did not participate in the draw. And who is this? ”At that time, in the corner of the room, behind the ficus, resting his cheek against a stuffed hippopotamus, Kudrin was sweetly sniffing. He had colorful dreams.
            Pasha, without kin, Friday is not a squander! drinks
            1. bouncyhunter
              bouncyhunter 18 May 2018 20: 15
              +2
              And who is arguing? drinks
      2. the most important
        the most important 18 May 2018 18: 00
        +8
        Quote: Maz
        But I don’t need it, I haven’t answered for anything before, ”Medvedev quickly said.

        Life is good! But everyone else in the country will come ...
        1. impostor
          impostor 18 May 2018 18: 03
          +2
          So it will come? All the rest, how many years can’t even stick out of jo?
          1. Vadim237
            Vadim237 18 May 2018 18: 36
            +2
            “The rest how many years they cannot even stick out of jo” - These are their own problems.
      3. tchoni
        tchoni 18 May 2018 18: 14
        +12
        We laugh, comrades? -) It's nice ... over a drunk Boris Nikolayevich, a noble drummer of All Russia - they were laughing the same .. Over raspberry jackets ... - what to do, there was such a fashion ... And over these neighs))) Only b, as a result, there was no need to cry hi
        1. Letun
          Letun 18 May 2018 18: 33
          +12
          Quote: tchoni
          Only used to end up crying

          Yes, sons have not yet been dragged into ministers. This is the first time ... About Patrushev, if anyone did not understand.
      4. Labrador
        Labrador 18 May 2018 18: 29
        +1
        Fly away good !
        After reading, I thought - perhaps I will get by with one half-liter of tea.
      5. SRC P-15
        SRC P-15 18 May 2018 18: 36
        +5
        Dear MAZ, are you Sergey Kokorin? If not, you should at least put your passage in quotation marks! And it somehow smells of plagiarism! sad
    3. g1v2
      g1v2 18 May 2018 18: 10
      +4
      And to the wife’s inhuman demands to throw out the garbage and stop drinking, they answer - "what rubbish, what to stop drinking when such a government was appointed." laughing
      In general, I demand the club of fans of Friday to return the historical name - "club of pique vests." So that everyone, having come home, sat down to a computer and opened a can of beer, could answer the main question in his life - who would he personally put a finger in his mouth and whether Medvedev’s head or not. lol
      1. Andrey Yuryevich
        Andrey Yuryevich 18 May 2018 18: 53
        +5
        went "mushrooms" to eat with grief ... recourse
        1. romandostalo
          romandostalo 18 May 2018 23: 29
          +6

          Something like this....
  2. Looking Petrovich
    Looking Petrovich 18 May 2018 17: 41
    +32
    Patrushev ...
    Now the kids are pulling in for a shift, gradually moving on to the next stage of development - in capitalist feudalismwhen power is formed on a hereditary basis. And how many more children have other horses.
    1. Mikado
      Mikado 18 May 2018 17: 47
      +13
      read the wikipedia article. Yes, you are right, everything is visible. The new "elite" .... With its kindred, political and financial ties. hi
  3. Sergerius
    Sergerius 18 May 2018 17: 43
    +4
    Ironically, in the spirit of Friday. hi
    1. cats
      cats 18 May 2018 18: 00
      +3
      Quote: Sergerius
      Ironically, in the spirit of Friday.

      And most importantly, quickly and on time .. winked
  4. impostor
    impostor 18 May 2018 17: 44
    +9
    There are no namesakes there. Talent is in full swing - not to hold. Family in a row. The country urgently needs skilled workers. And where are the Stakhanovs - Shuvalovs? Aw !!!
    1. sabakina
      sabakina 18 May 2018 20: 25
      +2
      The Plenyovs and the Malinins are also not observed on the horizon ... crying
      Pletneva Valentina Nikolaevna

      Noble weaver of the Kostroma Flax Mill them. V.I. Lenin (BKLM). Hero of Socialist Labor, laureate of the USSR State Prize, deputy of the Supreme Council of the RSFSR of four convocations, gentleman of the three orders of Lenin and the Order of the October Revolution.
      Honorary Citizen of Kostroma and the Kostroma Region.

      Malinina Praskovya Andreevna

      Chairman of the collective farm "XII October" Kostroma region.
      Twice Hero of Socialist Labor, laureate of the Stalin Prize, deputy of the Supreme Soviet of the RSFSR of six convocations, gentleman of 6 orders of Lenin.
  5. tap
    tap 18 May 2018 17: 47
    +5
    For such a thing, you can also eat tea mushroom
  6. ANCIENT
    ANCIENT 18 May 2018 17: 47
    +19
    The first decree of the new old government should be "on the prohibition of premature death for men who have not reached retirement age", according to which a man is obliged to live at least a fixed period of up to 65 years, and has the right to die only after a nominal retirement! For premature death, relatives will be punished with an administrative fine of 100 minimum wages! In the absence of relatives, the deceased is directly punished (he is a pensioner)!
    1. tchoni
      tchoni 18 May 2018 18: 16
      +12
      You are not right. The first will be about the revival of serfdom ... and then yours
      1. Deune
        Deune 18 May 2018 18: 31
        +9
        Serfdom - confidence in the future!
        1. albert
          albert 18 May 2018 19: 40
          +4
          Quote: DeRune
          Serfdom - confidence in the future!

          Or slavery in general. As such a slogan "The highest degree of freedom is to renounce freedom!" (Sarcasm, if that lol ).
          1. Stanislas
            Stanislas 18 May 2018 20: 52
            0
            Quote: albert
            How is the slogan "The highest degree of freedom - renounce freedom!"
            Do not bother, the slogan that you require is already composed: "Freedom is a conscious necessity." Is that familiar?
        2. tochila
          tochila 18 May 2018 19: 47
          +1
          And a guaranteed workplace !!!
    2. dauria
      dauria 18 May 2018 19: 12
      +4
      MANDATORY to live at least the prescribed period of up to 65 years, and has the right to die only after a nominal retirement!


      Mistaken a bit. "Must die right after retirement ... "
      And why are you all attached to the government? They built a bridge over their own money. After all, they could just plunder the treasury. But no !!! Patriotically refused to steal and built a bridge. Appreciate ...
  7. solzh
    solzh 18 May 2018 17: 49
    +6
    What can I say ... In principle, I am for!
    Comrades, summing up, it is proposed to arrange 150 tea mushrooms

    But seriously, it’s sad, sad that in our Duma they don’t think at all, and not only when they pass laws, but when they agree to approve the composition of the government.
    1. cats
      cats 18 May 2018 18: 07
      +2
      Quote: solzh
      but also when they agree to approve the composition of the government.

      It also seemed to you that the obsession of lovers on Friday,
      slightly offended that did not see their names among the government?
      This is also a strange desire to quickly become a pensioner .. recourse
  8. polpot
    polpot 18 May 2018 17: 50
    +5
    And you, friends, no matter how you sit down,
    Everyone is not good at musicians
  9. ANCIENT
    ANCIENT 18 May 2018 17: 50
    +8
    Many of them need to “work” in places not so remote, about 15 years old, without the right to parole! !!
    1. A good one
      A good one 18 May 2018 17: 54
      +7
      hi Who are the judges? That's why they are working, but without quotes, others request
  10. Altona
    Altona 18 May 2018 17: 50
    +15
    Quote: Looking Petrovich
    And how many more children have other horses.

    -----------------------------
    And besides herds, after all, there are also galleys, but how many “slaves” are there plowing, sorry, rowing? hi
    1. AleBors
      AleBors 18 May 2018 18: 24
      +12
      They don’t row there, they rake there ...
  11. Altona
    Altona 18 May 2018 17: 52
    +4
    Quote: ANCIENT
    The first decree of the new old government should be "on the prohibition of premature death for men who have not reached retirement age", according to which a man is obliged to live at least a fixed period of up to 65 years, and has the right to die only after a nominal retirement!

    ----------------------------------
    At the same time, he is obliged to transfer his pension to Sberbank. And only then everything else.
  12. Altona
    Altona 18 May 2018 17: 54
    +4
    Quote: ANCIENT
    Many of them need to “work” in places not so remote, about 15 years old, without the right to parole! !!

    ------------------------
    With full compensation of material losses to the state.
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  14. Chicha squad
    Chicha squad 18 May 2018 17: 58
    +22
    Forces to us, patience
    1. free
      free 19 May 2018 07: 01
      0
      Quote: Chicha Squad
      Forces to us, patience

      Strength yes, no patience!
  15. kostya-petrov
    kostya-petrov 18 May 2018 18: 04
    +23
    I can not understand! How could you appoint Dima Patrushev the head of the Russian Ministry of Agriculture ?! He didn’t smell a single poop of pork, he didn’t milk a single cow! Not a hectare of field has been plowed! (...) How can you entrust the relevant ministry to such a person who is not booming in agriculture. I wouldn’t let him feed my chickens!
    1. polpot
      polpot 18 May 2018 18: 12
      +3
      Brezhnev’s son was also a deputy minister, though foreign trade is true, everything is developing in a spiral of nothing new, boring
      1. kostya-petrov
        kostya-petrov 18 May 2018 18: 16
        +12
        Quote: polpot
        Brezhnev’s son was also a deputy minister, though foreign trade is true, everything is developing in a spiral of nothing new, boring

        Yes, you understand, it’s an ahtung when the son of an official, in 40 years old, occupies such a position, and he didn’t smell gunpowder, from the word “absolutely”!
        I have been working in agriculture for more than one year, and I understand many of the problems of agriculture, but here - a person who has never been to a farm has spent most of his work in his office, wound around with dyads, etc., and at the same time, agreed (as he had enough conscience) to head the Ministry of Agriculture!
        In a brief sketch of his work as head of the Agricultural Bank:

        “Under the management of the economic“ child prodigy ”, the bank, however, turned out to be extremely inefficient. According to reports, in 2016 its loss amounted to 58,9 billion rubles. Holes in the capital of RSHB are patched from the budget: in the summer of 2017, it was capitalized by 25 billion rubles. This the amount was simply contributed to the share capital. "
        1. polpot
          polpot 18 May 2018 18: 34
          +3
          I understand you very well such kids see at work in large quantities, read, it has always been like that, it’s a shame, from other people's experience people don’t learn unfortunately
          1. KAV
            KAV 19 May 2018 00: 42
            +1
            Quote: polpot
            from other people's experience, people do not learn unfortunately

            There is a saying that I really like: only du * ra * ki are sure that smart learn from other people's mistakes... So it is, in fact. People learn only from their mistakes. No other way! And if a person had no mistakes, then he didn’t do anything! Again, there is a saying: only he who doesn’t do anything is not mistaken! How can I argue with folk wisdom ...
      2. Separ DNR
        Separ DNR 18 May 2018 18: 49
        +6
        Quote: polpot
        Brezhnev’s son was also a deputy minister, though foreign trade is true, everything is developing in a spiral of nothing new, boring

        Yes, there was a deputy minister. Perhaps even in patronage. But look at his track record, are the nouveau riche now?

        In 1955 he graduated from the Dneprodzerzhinsky Metallurgical Institute.
        Since 1957 - member of the CPSU.
        In 1960 he graduated from the All-Union Academy of Foreign Trade.
        He worked as an assistant foreman, then - the manager of the plant. K. Liebknecht in the city of Dnepropetrovsk.
        In 1966-1968 - senior engineer at the All-Union Association "Technopromimport", head of department at the USSR Trade Mission in Sweden, then - USSR trade representative in Sweden.
        In 1970-1976 - Chairman of the All-Union Association of the Ministry of Foreign Trade.
        In 1976-1979 - Deputy Minister of Foreign Trade of the USSR.
        In 1979-1983 - First Deputy Minister of Foreign Trade.
        In 1980, he was elected to the 10th convocation of the Supreme Council of the RSFSR.
        In 1981, at the XXVI Congress of the CPSU, he was elected a candidate member of the CPSU Central Committee.
        In 1986, dismissed and retired (Decree of the Council of Ministers of the USSR of April 21, 1986 No. 479).
        In 2003, a personal pension (additional to the basic old age) was assigned for special services to the Russian Federation in the field of state management of the national economy in the amount of 3000 rubles.
        1. polpot
          polpot 18 May 2018 19: 20
          +2
          I read about the superintendent and wept, you really believe in it, there Galya was there in general, in her free time from buying up bruliks, she worked at the Institute of Marxism-Leninism
          1. Stanislas
            Stanislas 18 May 2018 21: 11
            0
            Quote: polpot
            Galya was the one who worked in the Institute of Marxism-Leninism in her free time from buying up bruliks
            Everything is normal with Marxism-Leninism: she had experience working on this profile as a costume designer in a circus. From plow, as they say.
    2. Deune
      Deune 18 May 2018 18: 35
      +3
      That's right, they also say that, they say, why do we need experts in a certain industry, give innovative, innovative, nanotechnological, etc. management (disgusting word)
    3. Vadim237
      Vadim237 18 May 2018 18: 39
      +2
      This one will have ten deputies, some of them are fumbling in agriculture, but in general, agriculture in Russia is already developing itself, ministers are like that - watching.
      1. Deune
        Deune 18 May 2018 18: 41
        +6
        Only here for "watching" too fat salary, unfortunately.
        1. Vadim237
          Vadim237 19 May 2018 14: 59
          0
          But we have a dozen ministers, that’s the salary is fat, become a minister, you will have the same salary.
    4. Nehist
      Nehist 19 May 2018 00: 29
      +2
      Quote: kostya-petrov
      I can not understand! How could you appoint Dima Patrushev the head of the Russian Ministry of Agriculture ?! He didn’t smell a single poop of pork, he didn’t milk a single cow! Not a hectare of field has been plowed! (...) How can you entrust the relevant ministry to such a person who is not booming in agriculture. I wouldn’t let him feed my chickens!

      Apparently he is a very "effective manager !!!"
  16. Altona
    Altona 18 May 2018 18: 09
    +17

    I think that Mikhail Delyagin most accurately expressed the general opinion.
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      1. polpot
        polpot 18 May 2018 19: 21
        0
        Grade photo
  17. sagitch
    sagitch 18 May 2018 18: 10
    +3
    It seems to be all right, come down, But ... Mutko!
    There is the second stage of the resettlement program, the second year is being reformed, (the promised 2017 in April), an estimated pricing system in which for some reason they changed the classification codes for building materials, 330 million budget rubles were spent on this, the result is zero!
    In the construction industry in recent years has generated at least 10 million working-poor.
    Falling prices at auctions, there is no money left to pay salaries to construction workers. Continuous non-payments and just a “throw” of workers. Every second builder gave 3 free months of work on construction sites in Moscow. Ask your friends the builders of their regions, this is the reality of today.
    And they of this, "m ...", in construction !?
    1. polpot
      polpot 18 May 2018 18: 37
      +5
      Pavel the First comes with a barber Shaver Kutaisov count, Mutko apparently also a good shaver, but we don’t know about it
    2. Anatole Klim
      Anatole Klim 18 May 2018 18: 39
      +8
      Quote: sagitch
      It seems to be all right, it’s all right, But ..., Mutko! ... And they are of this, "m ...", in construction!? ...

      Well, Volodin clearly explained to you why Mutko became the Minister of Construction, he knows Russian well, what don’t you understand? the main thing in construction is to know the Russian language laughing hi see from 1; 00
  18. faterdom
    faterdom 18 May 2018 18: 12
    +1
    Two competing forges of personnel: Kasyano-Kudrinsky Ministry of Finance, and security guards, you know who.
  19. samarin1969
    samarin1969 18 May 2018 18: 17
    +9
    Perhaps only two teams, despite the “outstanding results”, do not change the composition and “coach” ... One of them is “Gazmyas”. ...laughing ...
  20. 16112014nk
    16112014nk 18 May 2018 18: 20
    +5
    The establishment merely rearranged the beds. fool
  21. AleBors
    AleBors 18 May 2018 18: 26
    +5
    The article is good ... And the government we have is really "to neigh".
  22. TAMBU
    TAMBU 18 May 2018 18: 27
    +3
    as for me, it’s like in mathematics: nothing will change from rearrangement of the muzzle ... capitalism ... his mother ...
    1. polpot
      polpot 18 May 2018 18: 39
      +4
      This is similar to the late absolutism with the Rasputin, Taneyevs and the great princes of corruption
      1. Gato
        Gato 18 May 2018 20: 42
        +1
        Yes, only there is no wife of the Great
      2. TAMBU
        TAMBU 19 May 2018 19: 29
        0
        it doesn’t seem at all considering the list of legal rights and powers of the President of the Russian Federation under the Constitution ....
  23. dropout
    dropout 18 May 2018 18: 46
    +5
    Yes, is it possible to go into battle with you, but to surrender with you only!

    After all, three tankers drank three hundred,
    Well, the fourth drank eight hundred.
    The armor is strong, like a peel on a watermelon,
    And the crew in the world is not brave.
    After all, boys from all over the union:
    Tatar, Chukchi, Russian and Jew.
  24. Corporal Pupkin
    Corporal Pupkin 18 May 2018 19: 04
    +9
    And, it was clear "from the very beginning" ...
    choose Putin - choose witch and all the previous shoblu of the government’s duma and government idiots and their inherent bureaucratic tyagomotin .... the moronic St. Petersburg lawyers-economists got it !!
    I want scientists, mathematicians, physicists, electronics engineers, industry
    nnikov to the government and to the Duma, and not "clowns": sportsmen-artists-ivans angry
  25. Observer2014
    Observer2014 18 May 2018 19: 10
    +4
    After all, do not change the horses at the crossing, in the end. Each horse is worth its weight in gold. We used to peer into the distance hoping to see the light at the end of the tunnel, now we are looking for the shore at the crossing. And find, comrades! We will definitely find it.
    Come on, fill it in. Heard this nonsense hundreds of times. Your horses are not at the crossing. And in the flippers they are swimming along the shore. Moreover, with tacks. To the left, then to the right. laughing
    1. polpot
      polpot 18 May 2018 19: 22
      +4
      From work horses die only on this and it remains to hope
  26. Curious
    Curious 18 May 2018 19: 34
    +8
    I read the comments - I thought again about Ukraine.
    1. cats
      cats 19 May 2018 00: 45
      +1
      Quote: Curious
      I read the comments - I thought again about Ukraine.

      Not. It’s more likely from Ukraine ..
      All offended gathered ..
    2. Gato
      Gato 19 May 2018 12: 46
      0
      I looked at the calendar:
      I thought again about Ukraine.
      How much is left? No.
  27. Gardamir
    Gardamir 18 May 2018 19: 40
    +6
    And I have an immodest question, those who did not enter the government have already registered at the labor exchange?
    1. Gato
      Gato 19 May 2018 12: 49
      0
      Indiscreet answer: yes, they entered. A labor exchange for asking questions (please do not take on your own account)
  28. ihnovich990
    ihnovich990 18 May 2018 20: 08
    +7
    Inspired by a quote from the movie "Boomer": "We work here, people in the know ..."
  29. Grandfather Makar
    Grandfather Makar 18 May 2018 20: 09
    +6
    The agenda for today, comrades, is a joyful event for each of us individually: the formation of the composition of our dear government

    It’s like “violet” to me who is sitting there ... They are pawns and wedding generals!
    This is all a “facade for the West”. Real specialists in Russia have long been working and efficiently (most importantly, they should not be known in person))))) hehe hi
    1. Curious
      Curious 18 May 2018 20: 57
      +2
      Mikhan, I advise you to strongly read some books by Fyodor Grigorievich Uglov. Maybe it's not too late, heh, heh.
      1. Grandfather Makar
        Grandfather Makar 18 May 2018 21: 28
        +5
        Quote: Curious
        Mikhan, I advise you to strongly read some books by Fyodor Grigorievich Uglov. Maybe it's not too late, heh, heh.

        C'mon, read it yourself! And our cause is right .. Our Kiev will be! The militia will take him Donbass .. They have a lot of questions and complaints! And we in Russia will support in every way ..
        1. Curious
          Curious 18 May 2018 21: 39
          +3
          Yes, it seems to be too late.
    2. Gato
      Gato 19 May 2018 12: 51
      0
      Actually,
      he he

      The results of the "work" are obvious
  30. Cheshire
    Cheshire 18 May 2018 20: 29
    +4
    Hehe ... you would take Friday ... and cancel at once.
  31. Old Horseradish
    Old Horseradish 18 May 2018 20: 35
    +11
    Great government! Great job!
    "One hundred billionaires and forty million beggars is a very significant and visible result."
    And now there will be no pensions for men. They will die at work, if any. And if not, it doesn’t matter either - they grunt even faster. Now more than 19 million Russians have incomes below the subsistence level. In normal countries, this is called the normal word: genocide. And we have called the "cunning plan."
  32. Gato
    Gato 18 May 2018 20: 39
    +3
    I live in Kiev. We would have your problems
    1. Grandfather Makar
      Grandfather Makar 18 May 2018 20: 57
      +4
      Quote: Gato
      I live in Kiev. We would have your problems

      laughing Well yes of course hehe
      Ready to give up ..? bully
      And we will not accept, only the complete surrender of ALL and EVERYTHING! And then we'll see who to hang soldier
      1. Observer2014
        Observer2014 18 May 2018 21: 07
        +1
        Grandfather Makar Russian Mikhailovich hi I, here I wanted to give you one video to look at ... There is no way to overcome it with half measures. And ours, yours cannot be defeated at all. There are no shades here. Please do not ban moderators. This video without cuts you need to watch.
      2. Old Horseradish
        Old Horseradish 18 May 2018 21: 38
        +6
        Quote: Ded-Makar
        And we will not accept, only the complete surrender of ALL and EVERYTHING! And then we'll see who to hang

        - When you say, I have such a thing that you rave. "Ivan Vasilievich changes his profession"
        1. Gato
          Gato 19 May 2018 12: 58
          0
          The patient was drunk, cheerful and not at all aggressive:
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  34. APASUS
    APASUS 18 May 2018 21: 23
    +3
    Such a good news from a seer ........................ by our government

    How many do not bother the deck, well, you know the result ...................
  35. Rostislav
    Rostislav 19 May 2018 07: 48
    0
    The responsibility of the leader for the result of the work is unconditional and is determined by the kind of people he recruited into the team. This is me as the director of the enterprise.
    The formation of such a government in the face of increasing confrontation with the west drove me into a stupor.
    Instead of the Ambulance, the funeral team arrived ... And the first proposed action is the abolition of the repatriation of foreign exchange earnings. You took care, you know, by creating a mechanism for accelerated withdrawal of money to offshore companies.
  36. Antares
    Antares 19 May 2018 10: 43
    +1
    Social group- "Evil boyars."
    It is interesting in our country. In Ukraine, we almost completely change “girls” and “beds”, something isn’t very good. \ In the Russian Federation, they do not change “girls and beds” - not really either. laughing
    1. Vadim237
      Vadim237 19 May 2018 15: 05
      0
      It’s just that some sofas cannot change in any way, since they backed up to these sofas - that’s dissatisfied.
  37. weksha50
    weksha50 19 May 2018 13: 37
    +2
    "Anton Siluanov on the financial front will plow alone - he is also in the status of deputy prime minister"...

    Like a slave in the galleys?
    So, - look, - the authority will earn itself in 6 years and will become helmsman for the next term ... laughing If the galley does not drown during this time ...
  38. 23424636
    23424636 19 May 2018 15: 00
    0
    I remember in August 1993 in this snow-white building there was a hole from a tank shell right through, I asked a Muscovite - why, an impure one was expelled in a special way. So they got overtaken .. You just look at this family Hub and think that short men began to dominate in Russia, and Golikova is so morally clean after leaving the former vice premier that Khristenko has left that can give an example of youth how to climb the career ladder. .A Golodets still wants to repeat his feat - to send Russian children to American siblings for survival experiments. The son of Fradkov, so succeeded in helpfulness after overseeing the traffic flow in the Far East, that he became the head of a secret bank for settlements with the defense industry.
  39. shirkoled
    shirkoled 19 May 2018 22: 43
    0
    I agree completely with Alexander KAV !!! Not for these liberals we voted, giving votes to Putin VV !!!
  40. Semenov
    Semenov 20 May 2018 08: 41
    0
    Two years will work - and there you can shoot, especially if it gets worse. And the wolves are whole, and the sheep (people) are full.