Ghost Patrol. Ukrainian police began to "patrol Crimea"

In Ukraine, the next department began to work, which, in fact, cannot have work by definition. We are talking about the beginning of the "hectic activity" of the so-called patrol police of the Crimea and Sevastopol, which is formed on the territory of the Kherson region. Information about this is published on the Facebook page of the Kherson Patrol Police Department.

From the statement:

In Kherson region, a separate department of patrol police in the Crimea and the city of Sevastopol began work.

He was headed by Viktor Levchenko. He was presented to the staff by the First Deputy Head of the Department of Patrol Police of Ukraine Alexey Biloshitsky.

From now on, 65 patrol police are working on administrative borders from the Crimea. They will be stationed at roadblocks in three border areas: Genichesky, Kalanchaksky and Chaplynsky. Also, law enforcement officers will monitor the main routes connecting the mainland with the peninsula.

The start of the separate department of the patrol police in the Autonomous Republic of Crimea and the city of Sevastopol was held at the Azov post of the Genichesky district, located on the 500 kilometer of the M-18 Kharkiv-Simferopol-Alushta-Yalta highway.

Biloshitsky:

Crimea is our land, and there should be patrol police on it. I believe that the time will come when patrol police will patrol the entire peninsula. Today, police sent from various regional departments of the patrol police have been sent to patrol the border zone with the Crimea. The head of this division, Viktor Levchenko, is one of the best patrolmen, a professional we are proud of.

It is noted that the patrol officers will be on duty at the Arabat Spit in the area of ​​resort settlements.

In Crimea, responded to the formation in the Kherson region of the "patrol police of the Crimea and Sevastopol" as follows:

It would be better if these people thought about bringing order and law enforcement in their own country.

Comments

[Mavrikiy]

Each policeman - compic. And wander vertically through the streets. Soles and uniforms are saved + and ....
Well stupid! This is how much popcorn they will eat per shift. The budget of the service will not pull.

[Evil543]

And in Crimea they come to work weakly?

[Alex-a832]

Quote: Evil543

And in Crimea they come to work weakly?

As an option: Take Chumadan, shorts, T-shirts and slates for patrolling the Crimea. The main subtlety is not to stand out from the rest of the tourists so as not to run into local competitors in uniform. This is what I would call: enjoy the service. And if you also pay for this ...

[Tatyana]

In Ukraine, another agency began to work, which, in fact, cannot have work by definition. We are talking about the beginning of "violent activity" of the so-called patrol police of the Crimea and Sevastopol, which is formed on the territory of the Kherson region.

"Crimean police" in Ukraine is nothing but Ukrainian fascist Gestapo for their citizens of Ukraine.

You can rest assured that this so-called "Crimean police" in the junting Ukraine will grow numerically and develop, and its authority to multiply throughout the country!

[Nyrobsky]

Quote: Alex-a832

As an option: Take Chumadan, shorts, T-shirts and slates for patrolling the Crimea. The main subtlety is not to stand out from the rest of the tourists so as not to run into local competitors in uniform. This is what I would call: enjoy the service.

They are already preparing. Tattoos clog, so as not to burn. And if you're lucky, then stay in the Crimea for permanent residence, so as not to return to Durkain ...

[siberalt]

We also have patrol boats in the Gulf of Finland and the Finns are not indignant at all

[Separ DNR]

Ghost Patrol

- The state is a semi-corpse.

[ANCIENT]

They have a new dish in progress. crust of fat in popcorn crumb !

[A good one]

In short, the air is kicked at the official level, but the repair of the spat on the ceiling will be done periodically. And starle lucky, over time, he will completely dumb from his successes and his stars will become larger, after which you can expand the staff.

[Separ DNR]

law enforcement officers will control the main routes connecting the mainland with the peninsula.

And on the Crimean bridge, you, sickly, can only lick your lips.

[Andrey Yuryevich]

but what's so funny, they’re just fooling around. No harm ... here we have the Minister of Construction, MuDko ... this is ridiculous!

[Separ DNR]

Quote: Andrey Yurievich

here we have the Minister of Construction-MuDko ... this is ridiculous!

Well ... Before the World Cup, I somehow prefudged, stumbled ...
A tepericha, and build you, somehow, ANYWHERE ...

[rocket757]

They also collected a ban-d --- a group in the service of Porosenko ... they will now hang around and hornbeam --- to keep order legally.
Normally, we attached healthy, very loving extreme to one compact ban-n-group, which give some denyushku.

[210ox]

Yeah .. And why not “Interstellar galactic landing"? It would be pathetic.

[ANCIENT]

And tomorrow, the bridge will officially allow transport, !!! Let them play games, since they have not enough intelligence for more! !!

[A good one]

Tomorrow should be in a row as one The shoes are polished, the cucumbers are removed from the holsters.

[ANCIENT]

Forgot to add -parada pan, freshly cleaned, on the head !!!

[Alexander Romanov]

Quote: ANCIENT

And tomorrow, the bridge will officially allow transport,

Tomorrow on this occasion in Ukraine there will be an intergalactic explosion of farts. And speaking on all expert channels. That the bridge will collapse soon.
The experts will be the same who spoke about the impossibility of building a bridge.

[Lerych]

Give the Russian police in Alaska! With a place of deployment - Commander Islands.

[210ox]

Come on .. The place of service is not ice .. The prospects of getting to the mainland (Alaska) are not higher than those of the stubborn descendants of the Sumerians ...

Quote: Lerych

Give the Russian police in Alaska! With a place of deployment - Commander Islands.

[Retvizan 8]

"Crimea is our land, and patrol police must be on it"
Here I am by nature a man of kind soul, but after such statements, I want this malignant formation called Ukraine to be wiped off the face of the earth, along with such rabid rams!
Since when is Crimea a Ukraine? 20 years have played and enough with you.

[Separ DNR]

Quote: Retvizan 8

I want it to be wiped off this malignant formation called Ukraine

It is being treated They have already prepared the tools, they are waiting for someone to come and SPRAY ...

It’s a pity that we, INDEPENDENTLY, alas, cannot do this ...

[Observer2014]

The head of this unit, Viktor Levchenko, is one of the best patrol police officers, a professional whom we are proud of.

The most free position among the police of the world. To lead by what is not. Lucky people. It remains to organize communal services of Crimea. And wait for the carts Romance with the big road.
There is another idea. Let the restless in the steppes draw a profile of Crimea in their own place. Dig a ditch around. Well, like the sea. And they build an alternative to our Crimea there.

[Retvizan 8]

What stupid people!
How many times do not say the word "sugar" in your mouth will not be sweeter!
They are appointing the government of Crimea, now the police, they are making some statements, but in reality they’re just making fun of them even more.

[dolfi1]

Ghost patrol, another dimension?

[sabakina]

Quote: dolfi1

Ghost patrol, another dimension?

Ghostly everything in this raging world ... (c) song

[aszzz888]

In the 6-th chamber they smoke nervously, ukrokakly obviously furnished them ...

[afrikanez]

Maybe Ukrainians in Kherson, is there any other “Crimea”?

[rotmistr60]

Another stupid thing and wasted money aimed exclusively at the show that the Crimea "belongs" to Ukraine. Although they themselves begin to argue with the idea that they don’t need either Crimea or Donbass. Principle on the background of nationalist schizophrenia.

[M0xHaTka]

A choyta they have reduced the name? According to all standards, it should be called a “separate branch of branches”. And since they are patrolling the main tracks, does that mean a bridge too?

[sabakina]

Not “separated”, but remote, this is remote work.

[contour]

And I respect people with humor, even parasites from the 404th.

The situation reminded a Soviet joke:
Meets a police patrol in Odessa Rabinovich.
“Why aren't you at work?”
- It seemed to you. I work in a factory that produces dominoes, drill holes.
- And why do you cool down during working hours?
- I work in the empty / empty domino workshop

[LeonidL]

They live in a ghostly state, serve in halal delirium ...

[Prisoner]

Well, work-do not hit the lying. Type summer teacher, winter agronomist.

[Azazelo]

insanity grows stronger by leaps and bounds.

[aporte7711]

Have not tried in Siberia! ??? Corn morons.

[oldzek]

what would the child not amuse only if .... (add yourself necessary)

[S_Baykala]

Well, there’s no time for them to sleep: the name of the city obliges That looms from insomnia, invent everything

[Non liberoid Russian]

on the budget cut ukroshumery ahead of the rest)) ()

[wkiryshkin]

Well, you won’t say anything else ...

[pvv113]

patrol police of Crimea and Sevastopol, which is formed on the territory of the Kherson region

Why, when a person considers himself Napoleon or Julius Caesar, they lock him up in a psychiatric hospital, and when the svidomye declare themselves to be patrols of the Crimea - they are called the "separate patrol police department"?

[XXXIII]

They will be deployed at checkpoints in three border areas: Genic, Kalanchak and Chaplynsky. Also, law enforcement officers will control the main routes connecting the mainland with the peninsula.

So this is the territory of Ukraine, let them patrol .....

Crimea is our land, and patrol police should be on it. I believe that the time will come when the patrol police will patrol the entire peninsula.

Crimea is Russian land and the state territory of the Russian Federation, no recognition is required, because the Russian Kingdom decided so .....
ps. The Ukrainian authorities switched to some kind of potent drugs, they began to carry such nonsense ....

[Munchhausen]

It is necessary to call from Sevastopol and call the police
Field of activity for prankers.

[Jerk]

And if they add glass mine, you’ll see and the space police will be muddied

[gurzuf]

So many security officials, and no one can bring to justice one drunk.