Greetings to you my friends! Another week of your coexistence has passed next to ... In short, next to us. So what to do? Geography can not be changed. We can dig the seas and pour the Caucasus with the Crimea. You are not such hard workers. Actually, I was very much looking forward to our meeting!
You, probably, didn’t understand why I had a joke that I remembered. No, I'm fine at home. But in our common home ... I will quote you one entry from Facebook. We have a mordokniga replacing now newspapers, magazines, official sites and much more. This entry was posted by Edward Dolinsky, Director of the Ukrainian Jewish Committee:
"If you are from 14 to 18, and you draw well, hurry. The Lviv Department of Education and Science holds a drawing competition on the topic" Ukrainian volunteers in the ranks of the Xalichin 1943-45 Halychyna division. the composition of the division, you win a prize - 3 thousand hryvnia. "
These are our dumplings. Pa-lu-chi-te! You can and not signing. In Ukraine, there is no fascism. And the Reichsfuhrer Heinrich Himmler is almost a national hero. I think our "scientists" dig up in his ancestors some ancient Ukra. If they found it in Jesus Christ, they would even find it in Himmler.
I was not lazy, I contacted ours in Lviv. I really wanted to know how deep we got in the ass. It turned out deep ... Light at the end of this tunnel is no longer visible. And the march with torches will be. Accompanied by the same melodic fascist marches in reproducers. And there will be a memorial service for the murdered "defenses ..." bastards in the Cathedral of Saint Jura. And the laying of flowers on the 76-th field of honorable graves of the Lychakiv Cemetery will be. Even the lamps and the performance of "schenavmerly" will be.
"Also, as part of the celebration of the 75 anniversary of the creation of the Galicia division, the Embroidery March will take place from the square near the monument to Stepan Bandera to the square near the monument to Taras Shevchenko. The celebratory concert will complete the event."
Do you remember our political scientists and others that you have been registered on your television screens? Remember the talk about the fact that we also fought with the Nazis? Here is the answer. Who fought with whom and for whom ...
By the way, the symbols of the SS division “Galicia” are allowed in Ukraine, as they do not fall under the law banning the propaganda of communism and Nazism! This is not what I declare to you. This is our main expert stories from the institute of national memory Vladimir Vyatrovich.
What's next? I think next year we will witness a school amateur art competition with performances. I do not know yet what, of the Jewish pogroms or the execution of Soviet prisoners of war ...
Excuse me, dear friends, but probably Lviv must be returned to Poland. Russia does not want to deal with fascism, and the Poles quickly turn their heads on the "sigkhalyam." It's a shame to write this, but I just don’t see another option. It is sad.
But recently, Mariana Batiuk was outraged on your channels. Well, the very same historian in the 100 school, that Hitler congratulated him on the network on his birthday. Remember: "Great man, whatever one may say." And what happened? Exactly nothing. In addition to the dismissal Batiuk, of course. By the way, I really want to know what is written in the labor office about the reason for the dismissal.
A deputy of the Lviv City Council from the Freedom Party, it remains ... That's enough about bad things.
It is clear that we need to talk about what will protect us from all the troubles. Even such. So let's go to the army ...
We have a modern army hoo. Or yoke-go ... Do not believe?
Read the block of Petro Poroshenko in the Mordoknig same:
“The APU entered the top ten of the strongest armies in Europe. According to the Global Firepower version, it is the Ukrainian army that is the strongest on the European continent among the armed forces of non-NATO countries. We are proud of our military!”
Strange somehow. In the world, we are 29 from 136. Under Yatsenyuk, they were generally the strongest in Europe. And today they managed to get around in the ranking of the army of the Vatican, Moldova, Luxembourg, Andorra, Malta ... Right and that tempts me to shout: "Salo to everyone at my expense! Sala Ukraine!".
Only here the military prosecutor and one of the deputies of the Rada voiced one strange figure for a strong army. Almost 500 servicemen committed suicide and more 1000 ATO veterans. Normal losses for war ...
By the way, the same picture is in our city. A word to the head of the Kiev department of the national police, Andrei Krishchenko
"Now there is a surge of suicides. On a day of two or three. On some days there were 5 suicides: two were shot, two were hanged and one jumped out."
But just recently there were one or two suicides per week. Do you know what opinion I heard from one deputy of the Kyiv City Council? Sit down to not hurt so much. So, for 4, the Ukrainians got rich, covered with fat. And in the conditions of stabilization of the situation in the country, out of boredom, people began to lay hands on themselves ...
For whom there is a bell bubumkaet? No, you can not hear?
Although, not only people are suicidal. At home too. Especially those who are guilty of the destruction of national wealth! This is me about the second volume of "Dead Souls". Finally, the deserved punishment overtook a house in Odessa, in whose fireplace a great work burned out!
The house has long been camouflaged on the street Gogol 11. Since 1846, the disguised. Even posted a sign. Type here for a whole year Gogol lived ... In 1850-51's. And then again ... and part of the roof collapsed, ceilings and wooden floors on the second floor collapsed. Covered the old decor with a copper basin.
That's all simple for people. Remember the beginning of your family life. The young husband realizes that his wife is a fool somewhere on the second day of family life. But the wife understands the same only in the second year. But for some reason in ordinary life, both men and women never reach an understanding of their own stupidity.
I passed this house about ten years ago. Even then it was scary to watch. Although the plate hung. Again about the "klyatyh Muscovites" in the Russian Empire, who in the middle of the nineteenth century were so cleverly built, so that in the twenty-first century we had problems? In general, in Odessa, the entire historical center is like that.
This is the top of the famous "house with Atlanta"
"Masonic House" ...
Odessans are generally funny people. One very seriously talked about his neighbor. In the evening in the gateway, a burglar approaches him. "Give me money". He replied: "I have no money!". "And if I find?". "Yes, you will not find anything. I spent the last money on a gun ...".
Or another case. For the first time in the history of independent Ukraine, the deputies of the Odessa City Council decided to hold a session at the state move. It seems to be like.
Speaker mayor Gennady Trukhanov. Represent in Ukrainian! Then come the deputies. And also on the move! And such joy lasts for half an hour. And then ... switched to the language of the "aggressor." Well, just so that later on the second time not to explain. But the names are still pronounced in Ukrainian!
I say, funny people. They laughed before serious work. Relaxed. Trukhanov, probably, left schenevmerlu at the end of the session. That to families the cheerful deputies went. Only now I don’t understand why they switched to Russian? There, on this advice, 90% are children of lawyers. Hebrew is more appropriate.
But here and in other places there are plenty of humorists. For example, in the police. You already know, probably, that we announced the recruitment of police officers to the Crimean police. And they even named the places where these policemen would be still serving. In Russia, once again laughed at us.
But in vain! I will reveal a little secret. Indeed, a tricky category of people has been preserved in the Crimea. These are those who want to live in Russia, and in Europe to travel on Ukrainian passports. Have you ever thought about why our border guards detain the Crimeans almost every week?
Yes, simply because they are traveling to Ukraine with Ukrainian passports! In Crimea, they are Russians, and in Ukraine they are Ukrainians. It quite rolled before. But ... I quote the head of the Main Directorate of the National Police in the Republic of Azerbaijan and Sevastopol, Anatoly Bakhchivanzhi:
“5800 people who served and stayed there after the withdrawal of military units to the mainland are wanted. For the first time in four years since the occupation of the Crimea peninsula, a registry of members of an illegally formed armed group has been created. There are data on 860 people.”
I do not want to offend anyone, but I have to pay for slyness. Or put on pants, or remove the cross. Those almost 6 of thousands of people who were voiced by Bakhchivanzhi are just the tip of the iceberg. But there are still a lot of working sites, like "Peacemaker". And besides the border guards, the Security Service of Ukraine and the police, Crimeans also monitor the activists.
And believe me, the Crimeans will be accurately tracked and imprisoned. This is not Roma. Remember the talk of burning a camp of rums on Bald Mountain? When did the insurgents C14 descend there and burn everything? So, this was nothing!
There were timurovtsy who cleaned the garbage left by the camp on Bald Mountain! This is to us the head of the Kiev police Andrei Kryshchenko said:
“About Bald Mountain. Policemen with representatives of juvenile services repeatedly left there. There are children in these camps and they are not provided with enough conditions, so this work was done. Most of these Roma arrived on funeral days and they left. Yes, they left behind a lot of garbage, but this garbage burned. "
Well done the police. Properly decided not to get into disassembly with this Hitler Youth. I read their website with comments about this. news. I was glad that the hair on my head does not grow ... I do not advise a faint-hearted one ...
It is strange that about the clash near the monument to Vatutin was not written in the Ukrainian style. "С14 are good guys. They cleaned the area near the monument. They even painted the pedestal in some places. They did not let the irresponsible citizens litter flowers."
But soon people will start to burn ...
Yes, you need to inform about the next economic peremog. Buy from us the Nikolaev shipbuilding plant! "OpenMarket (SE" SETAM "of the Ministry of Justice of Ukraine) sells buildings and a land plot with an area of 6,924 per hectare of the Nikolaev Shipbuilding Plant (the previous name is the Communist Plant 61) for 52,3 million UAH."
And why does the song of the Soviet years sound in my head? "And Lenin is so young, and young October is ahead ...". Please note, do not buy the shipyard - no one can eliminate wage arrears. So, even more Ukrainians will become negative towards Russia. Auction 21 May! Well, buy ...
No, you need to charge you with positive. On labor feats and the correct consumption of kebabs.
We will amuse you again with our own coins. Read aboutnaval series "your comments. Liked? Well then get the" Crimean series. "5 hryvnia coin. To pay the salary of the Crimean police in ... Kherson.
"The coin depicts a composition symbolizing the Crimea: the Bear Mountain (Ayu-Dag), against the background of stylized waves - an antique ship, the Khan's palace in Bakhchisarai, a gazebo in Chersonese, where Prince Vladimir was baptized, below - a bunch of grapes, an amphora, Tatar and antique coins and flowers of mountain lavender. "
Once upon a time, I was in that place where the "arbor in Chersonesos, where Prince Vladimir's baptism took place, is located." At least 10 years ago there was no gazebo. In general, and I am sure that you will pass on my wishes to the residents of the Crimea, I think that memorable (about the once existing state) coins should be changed in the Crimea for Russian 200-rubles. For fun.
Remember, I wrote about my otherwise gift to see far? Another confirmation. Dear we say goodbye to the Park of Friendship of Peoples! And for the Russians, so that they are not happy, I also have news. Instead of the Friendship Park, we will now have a park of the Ukrainian hero ... Ilya Muromets!
Already the sculpture of a prominent Ukrainian warrior is sculpted from Vasyl Virastyuk. On horseback, again Ukrainian, our hero sits. The mayor himself said this:
"A monument to Ilya Muromets will appear in Kiev soon. Work on its creation continues. And the modern Ukrainian bogatyr Vasyl Virastyuk is posing for the sculptor. We plan to erect a monument in the summer in Muromets Park (formerly Friendship of Peoples Park), where reconstruction is continuing."
"The spirit of our gallant antiquity and modernity will unite in the new park. It was not by chance that it got the name of Muromets, because it is located in a historical place where the territory of the guard squadron and the place of permanent deployment of the Kiev squad were in 12-13 centuries."
I saw this monument. Ilya - Katsap Katsap. With a beard, without oseledets. Brazenly sitting like that. In a businesslike manner. But he came to protect our Square from the Vladimir region. I could leave some embroidery for posterity ... I would put it on the armor.
Well, for quite a cheerful mood I inform you - we no longer have universities! We do not need these same higher educational institutions as in Russia. We have all ours. We now have "institutions of higher education"! Envy silently. We ourselves are silent ... too ...
And the criminal chronicle of the Cockroach. On Thursday, a terrible crime occurred in Kiev.
"We have here the crime of the century and the criminal of the century in one video! Syretskaya 5, 3 building (entrance from Sklyarenko), in the night from 24 to 25 April stole the mat under the office building. The guy walked around the mat, tried it, removed it, but then after a minute 15 returned with a stocking on his head, forgetting to put it on, as it should be, twisted the rug and ran away. "
I, frankly, connected all of our people to find out the fate of the girl from whom this monster had selected one stocking. Imagine the spiritual shock of this person? Attacked at night. He took off his stocking and ran away ... And nothing more ... So you can get into the asylum ...
Although, if so, we did not leave it anywhere.
Time to say good-bye. Congratulations to all of May Day. Holiday kebabs, vodka and bent back summer residents. Hold on there. And we will live!