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From the rearrangement of the places of the terms ... In Ukraine, the draft offices were renamed

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Territory centers of recruitment and social support appeared on the basis of the military commissariats of Ukraine, the Minister of Defense Stepan Poltorak said on his page Facebook


From the rearrangement of the places of the terms ... In Ukraine, the draft offices were renamed


The plan provides for the transition to a new format of work in the military commissariats. The purpose of the creation of such centers is to increase the efficiency of work with the military, reservists and veterans in the system of providing services for their social and legal protection.
- he stressed.

Earlier it was reported that, following the results of the autumn draft campaign in Ukraine, almost three-quarters of recruits did not appear at the military registration and enlistment offices. Judging by the logic of the Ukrainian Minister of Defense, renaming military registration and enlistment offices into social centers will solve the problem of draft dodgers in Ukraine forever.

Recall, April 1 in Ukraine began the spring recruitment. According to the plans of the Ministry of Defense, 15 thousands of conscripts will join the Armed Forces of Ukraine, the National Guard, the ranks of border guards and the service of special vehicles. The spring call will last until May 31.

The authorities promise that none of the 2018 designed for the year will be taken to the front line, solely by personal request and after completing the course of special training.
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  1. Vitaly Anisimov
    Vitaly Anisimov April 27 2018 15: 39
    +3
    Kotlosborniki think heh heh Well damn everything renamed! laughing
    1. volodya
      volodya April 27 2018 15: 42
      +5
      Quote: MIKHAN
      Kotlosborniki think heh heh Well damn everything renamed! laughing

      1. Thrall
        Thrall April 27 2018 15: 43
        +6
        It was a difficult year, next year - the election of the President of Ukraine smile
    2. den3080
      den3080 April 27 2018 15: 49
      +2
      rename to "durolovki". As a call, the door opens and there, in the depths of the corridor, 2 meters from the door, hangs a fat shmat on a rope. Shast into the corridor and there the floor falls through and truncated - there is a new recruit.
    3. barclay
      barclay April 27 2018 15: 52
      +7
      Yes, there are fewer willing to serve. All rushed to work ... "Visa-free" Well ...
      Shchy Svidomo returns home from Polish earnings, enters the porch - the lights are on ...
      With fear, he pressed the elevator button - the motor rustled, the elevator descended ...
      He went up to his floor, enters the apartment - the wife in the kitchen rattles the dishes, singing something under her breath, you can hear the frying pan on the stove, which means there is gas ...
      I went into the bathroom, opened hot water - hot water flowed ..
      Svidomo with horror slides down the wall, and whispers: "Well, everything, again occupied ..."
  2. 210ox
    210ox April 27 2018 15: 39
    +3
    It's time to transfer the military registration and enlistment offices to the "monkeys" in the police departments there ..
    1. novel66
      novel66 April 27 2018 15: 53
      +1
      this, incidentally, is a topic - for all convicts in the machine - and to the forefront. there one hell their brothers in mind! hi
      1. Nyrobsky
        Nyrobsky April 27 2018 19: 41
        +1
        Quote: novel xnumx
        this, incidentally, is a topic - for all convicts in the machine - and to the forefront. there one hell their brothers in mind! hi

        They already already have half of those convicted as double basses "pass" service. Just the word "military registration and enlistment office" has become scary for those who are obligated and conscripts and no one is opening the door. And here,
        - "Knock Knock....
        - Hto tama ?,
        - Social workers! "
  3. Sergey985
    Sergey985 April 27 2018 15: 41
    +1
    Immediately would have hung a sign: "free stew." Who are they trying to trick? Yourself?
  4. impostor
    impostor April 27 2018 15: 44
    +1
    Judging by the logic of the Ukrainian Minister of Defense, the renaming of military registration and enlistment offices into social centers will forever solve the problem of draft evaders in Ukraine

    The censornet discusses not the name of the RVC, but a completely different one - why you can’t fall into a woodpile for more than three months and how to take your family there forever ...
  5. Egorovich
    Egorovich April 27 2018 15: 45
    +3
    Like shit do not call, anyway the smell will be disgusting.
  6. Naval
    Naval April 27 2018 15: 45
    0
    If you say the word halva a hundred times, it will not be sweet in your mouth (Eastern wisdom) laughing
  7. Dormidont
    Dormidont April 27 2018 15: 47
    +1
    It would be more correct to rename them to meat processing plants
  8. rotmistr60
    rotmistr60 April 27 2018 15: 53
    +2
    They live in some kind of illusory world. They still believe that it is only necessary to rename and immediately everything will go differently and well. Obviously, the "military commissariat" sounds too Soviet, therefore, the shortage of draftees. But the territorial center of manning and social support (tercekomsots) will work as expected.
    1. Avis-bis
      Avis-bis April 27 2018 16: 56
      +2
      Quote: rotmistr60
      They live in some kind of illusory world. They still believe that it is only necessary to rename and immediately everything will go differently and well. Obviously, the "military commissariat" sounds too Soviet, therefore, the shortage of draftees. But the territorial center of manning and social support (tercekomsots) will work as expected.

      Under exactly the same sauce, we renamed the police, and VV in some kind of "Rosgvardiya". And there are dozens of examples, I think.
    2. Lelek
      Lelek April 27 2018 19: 24
      0
      Quote: rotmistr60
      rotmistr60 (

      hi
      Not the essence of candy wrappers, the essence of what is inside. And inside is hopelessness. All promises not to send young recruits to the front end are a bluff and outright deceit. If a mess begins, it is these guys who will be thrown into the fire. So it was already 3 years and 2 years ago, and now where are the bones of those who believed the banderlog commanders? stop
  9. Retvizan 8
    Retvizan 8 April 27 2018 16: 03
    0
    Do people really believe that if something is renamed then everything will change for the better at once?
    It is possible to build a better life with the old name, but for this you need to have a head and so that hands do not grow out of experience!
  10. Retvizan 8
    Retvizan 8 April 27 2018 16: 11
    0
    Really do not make some sort of a trick to the World Cup?
  11. taiga2018
    taiga2018 April 27 2018 16: 27
    0
    it's such a post-revolutionary fun known from history, to give new names to everything ... let them play ...
  12. Sewer krainiy
    Sewer krainiy April 27 2018 17: 15
    +1
    Here I look at the picture - their military greeting is still Soviet. The mess, however. Somehow it’s necessary: ​​a hand forward and up, al in NATO style ... this will be desovetization, and the people will trample in the army. And military enlistment offices ... somehow weak ...
  13. astepanov
    astepanov April 27 2018 17: 49
    +2
    Reference: In 2017, more than 27 thousand draft dodgers were brought to administrative responsibility for "clearing" from service in the Russian army. Most of them are for not appearing on the agenda without good reason, evading a medical examination and not performing other activities related to the appeal.
    At the same time, more than 300 “runners” from the army suffered criminal punishment for the first half of last year.
    During 2017, about 250 thousand people were drafted into the army, approximately 270 thousand were handed in summons. Thus, the number of “deviators” in our country is approximately 10%. Compare with Ukrainian 75% ...
  14. evil partisan
    evil partisan April 27 2018 17: 57
    +1
    Well, the type of beds in the institution changed ... And when the staff will be replaced? repeat
  15. Metallurg_2
    Metallurg_2 April 27 2018 18: 54
    0
    renaming military registration and enlistment offices into social centers will forever solve the problem of draft evaders in Ukraine

    I recall the bearded onegdot:

    The office, in the sales department, everyone is fussing, moving furniture from place to place, in the middle of all this chaos, there is a grandmother, a cleaner, and mutters about the fact that "she just wiped everything, and they trampled down again." The managers begin to arrange the furniture, measure its position of each chair and table according to the ruler, compass, theodolite ... Grandma does not stand it and asks:
    - Guys, what are you doing then?
    One of the managers explains:
    “Well, granny, something has recently fallen for us, but now we’ll arrange furniture for Feng Shui - and everything will be fine with us.”
    “You know, dear,” says the grandmother, “before the Revolution, there was a brothel in this very house, so when their income fell, they did not move the beds.” They immediately changed the girls.
  16. CAT BAIYUN
    CAT BAIYUN April 27 2018 19: 04
    +1
    I’m just thinking - for what reason is Ukraine still taking “under the hood”? Why aren't they still zigging? It is as if asking already ...
  17. Antares
    Antares April 27 2018 22: 01
    0
    Earlier it was reported that according to the results of the autumn draft campaign in Ukraine, almost three quarters of draftees did not appear in military enlistment offices.

    70% of recruits are not in the military enlistment offices and a third are wanted (they did not even go to the military enlistment office for medical examination or examination)
    However, calmly gaining the right amount
    In October-November of this year, citizens of Ukraine born in 1997-1990 were called up for military service. Conscripts will serve in all regions of Ukraine, excluding ATO zones.
    In total, 12 people were sent to the service, including 460 to the Armed Forces of Ukraine, 8360 to the National Guard, and 3500 to the State Special Transport Service.
    Now there are another 15 thousand and these are mainly Russian-speaking regions.
    Since the beginning of 2018, 6700 people have already been hired by the contract. In addition, today the operational reserve of the Armed Forces of Ukraine is formed in the amount of 144 thousand reservists, "said Arthur Artemenko, deputy chief of the General Staff of the Armed Forces of Ukraine.
    The maximum number of draftees (1520) is planned to be recruited in the Dnipropetrovsk region (it always gives the most draftees, but this is the center of "historical Novorossia" laughing -Ekaterinoslav), and the minimum (255) - in Transcarpathian.
    We have 900 people (the average number but the region is only 2 million)
    That's it.
    And from the change of name and bravura article, little will change.
  18. sgr291158
    sgr291158 April 28 2018 05: 56
    0
    How do you guys don’t sit down and do not suit musicians.
  19. Metallurg_2
    Metallurg_2 April 28 2018 06: 58
    0
    It must be assumed that all those who shy away are earning in the "aggressor country" laughing
    Unpatriotic somehow ...