OPCW Head: Poison for Skripale could be produced anywhere in the world

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The Russian prankers Vovan and Lexus (Vladimir Kuznetsov and Alexey Stolyarov) once again got through to a major official. This time the head of the Organization for the Prohibition of Chemical weapons Ahmet Uzumcu. The conversation concerned the issue of laboratory research of a substance that, according to Britain, poisoned spy Scripal and his daughter. At the same time, one of the prankers in a telephone conversation introduced himself as the Prime Minister of Poland.

From the conversation:



Premier: Good morning, dear CEO. How are you?

CEO: Very well, Mr. Prime Minister, how are you?

Premier: Thank you, well, but recent events can not but cause us extreme concern. In this regard, I call you. And I want to find out exactly what happened and I want to hear your opinion on the whole situation.

CEO: Of course you are interested in Syria?

Premier: Yes, the situation with Syria and poisoning in Salisbury, despite the fact that formally different things - are a link in one chain. We are firmly convinced that the organizers in Syria and in Salisbury should be punished at different levels, at the level of the organization of the OPCW and at the International Political.

CEO: I think that many Member States adhere to the same position, and I am pleased about that. Regarding the role of the OPCW, Mr. Prime Minister, the United Kingdom turned to us so that we could provide technical support, study samples and conduct analysis in our specially designated laboratories, which are very reliable. The work has been done and is currently complete. And the results, in fact, regarding the chemical that was used confirm the results that the British authorities had. We do not use the same name, but the chemical properties of the substance are completely identical from a chemical point of view. The formula is identical, etc. They call this substance “Novice”, we cannot call it also, since “Novice” is a term used by Western countries, it is not a universal name. And that is the only difference. This is similar to what water is called H2O. But our laboratory and experts did not have the mandate to determine the origin of this substance, its affiliation to any country, although Britain has its own position, because they may have additional information that we do not have. Our mandate was limited to determining the composition of the substance. But in any case, the analyzes showed no other substance in those samples that we studied and the results of which we have already stated. (...) In fact, our laboratory showed that the substance that we had was of a high degree of purity. This means that it could not have been done by terrorists or an organized group, or individuals. This means that it was made by real experts who have experience in this. This means that it could be done in a well-equipped laboratory. It could not be done anywhere else.

OPCW Head: Poison for Skripale could be produced anywhere in the world


Premier: So you are not sure that it could be created by the state?

CEO: We cannot be sure, our experts cannot determine or disprove it, but they think it was made by real experts.

Premier: Ok. If this is a state, you understand, only Russia could have done this? If not only, do you have any opinion on what other countries could develop this substance? That is, theoretically, such opportunities exist both in Russia and in the UK, the USA, Ukraine and even Poland?

CEO: Mr Prime Minister, according to our experts, it can be produced in any country. This cannot be ruled out. Russia claims that the development of this substance was carried out somewhere else. This may also be true, but countries that can develop this substance could do it for the purpose of protection in order to create antidotes against this substance. In this case, the development of this substance is allowed (by our organization) and it is not necessary to notify them (OPCW). However, if these developments were carried out for industrial purposes and in order to use this substance against people in the form of chemical weapons, then of course you need to notify. But at the moment no one from the countries notified us that this substance was being developed by them.
Premier: That is, could be produced in any country?

CEO: Theoretically yes (...) Material for the production of this substance is available without any obstacles.

The full version of the conversation is presented on the YouTube channel of the Vovan222 pranker:
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  1. +30
    April 23 2018 16: 53
    ... Russian prankers Vovan and Lexus (Vladimir Kuznetsov and Aleksey Stolyarov) once again phoned a major official ...

    Maybe it’s time to determine them in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, from them there’s an order of magnitude more sense Yes
    Government agencies can not get anything intelligible from the OPCW request
    Our online pranksters did a one-two job good
    Ahmet Uzumju:
    ... The poison for the Skripals could be produced in any country in the world ...
    1. +8
      April 23 2018 17: 01
      Sofronkova is also the third to them. He will turn a bucket of garbage onto the heads of vrazhinas ..
      Quote: Andrey K
      ... Russian prankers Vovan and Lexus (Vladimir Kuznetsov and Aleksey Stolyarov) once again phoned a major official ...

      Maybe it’s time to determine them in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, from them there’s an order of magnitude more sense Yes
      Government agencies can not get anything intelligible from the OPCW request
      Our online pranksters did a one-two job good
      Ahmet Uzumju:
      ... The poison for the Skripals could be produced in any country in the world ...
      1. +22
        April 23 2018 17: 19
        What a shaky time we live in! People worked hard, carefully built the situation, sawed benches, tear off door handles, clowns in green hoodies soared under the cameras, and then two Russian “Hiley likes” came and told us everything! Well, how can one not recognize in such conditions that democracy is in danger ?!
        1. +17
          April 23 2018 18: 00
          I am convinced that the third world war will begin Vova and Lexus! smile
          1. +8
            April 23 2018 18: 06
            Greetings, colleague! hi
            Quote: Thrall
            I am convinced that the third world war will begin Vova and Lexus! smile

            This is the most likely scenario! laughing These bash-bazouks will surely one day bring someone to hysteria.
          2. Cat
            +12
            April 23 2018 18: 08
            Quote: Thrall
            I am convinced that the third world war will begin Vova and Lexus! smile

            Do not be surprised that they will triumph in it! A couple of calls and advanced Democrats will lower their pants and throw the white flag. wassat
          3. +4
            April 23 2018 18: 46
            Quote: Thrall
            I am convinced that the third world war will begin Vova and Lexus!

            They will call Theresa May, introduce themselves as Lukashenka, bring her questions to white heat and this witch will press the button. laughing
          4. +6
            April 23 2018 19: 08
            Moreover, between Britain and the States lol
            1. +5
              April 23 2018 19: 28
              Quote: pvv113
              Moreover, between Britain and the States lol

              Yeah, but introduce themselves as king and king (blue monarchs) of the Baltic states smile
              1. +1
                April 23 2018 20: 13
                Or queens? laughing
          5. 0
            April 23 2018 21: 48
            Quote: Thrall
            I am convinced that the third world war will begin Vova and Lexus!

            Or maybe on the contrary, they will prevent it. laughing
    2. +6
      April 23 2018 17: 07
      Andrew, categorically welcome! hi drinks
      Quote: Andrey K
      Maybe it's time to identify them in the Foreign Ministry

      Yeah, in the sabotage and intelligence department. bully What do you think: will the West prefer to see and hear nothing again?
      1. +5
        April 23 2018 17: 20
        Quote: bouncyhunter
        ... Yeah, in the sabotage and intelligence department. bully What do you yourself think: the West will prefer again not to see and not to hear? ...

        Greetings Pasha hi
        Yes, such a sneak, any intelligence department with his hands will take good
        I think that in the west the “toggle switch” will turn on Yes
        About this puncture of the head of the OPCW, not a single unworthy Western media will even mention it and everything will come to naught request
        1. +5
          April 23 2018 17: 24
          Quote: Andrey K
          Yes, such a sneak, any intelligence department with his hands will take

          I knew that you would understand me. wink
          Quote: Andrey K
          About this puncture of the head of the OPCW, not a single unworthy Western media will even mention it and everything will come to naught

          I’m talking about the same thing, but a kid may very well be drawn who will shout: "And the king is naked !!!" . bully
          1. +6
            April 23 2018 17: 30
            Everything has already been worked out for them. As he shouts, he will immediately respond with a dash: “they misunderstood me” from the head of the OPCW and accusations of telephone terrorism, espionage and the threat to Western values ​​of prankers, and with them the Russian Federation ..
            1. +8
              April 23 2018 17: 32
              For some reason I have no doubt about this. Yes
              1. +3
                April 23 2018 18: 13
                Pasha, hello! hi drinks
                Where had you been? Is everything okay?
        2. +7
          April 23 2018 17: 55
          Quote: bouncyhunter
          Yeah, in the sabotage and intelligence department.

          Quote: Andrey K
          Yes, such a sneak, any intelligence department with his hands will take

          Friends drinks hi It’s painful for a long time they’re naughty fellow And they’re not raised by governors, locksmiths and directors, but by prime ministers, ministers, presidents and other celestials, and as they say if you know what the enemy is up to and that’s already half of the victory, of course in officialdom their words do not solve anything, but the same Foreign Ministry has the word gold. drinks hi
          1. +7
            April 23 2018 18: 10
            Volodya, my respect! hi
            Quote: vovanpain
            It’s painful for a long time they’re naughty

            This is less and less like a simple prank. It painfully purposefully beat.
            1. +8
              April 23 2018 18: 49
              Quote: Monos
              This is less and less like a simple prank. It painfully purposefully beat.

              Victor Hello! hi That’s it and then, as I mentioned earlier, not 100 rubles to the phone are asking me to put, with the same Limpopo, the Senator from the US Congress left all over the world in fools and at least henna. Yes
              1. +3
                April 23 2018 18: 56
                Quote: vovanpain
                Already a senator from the US Congress in fools left the whole world and even henna.

                And not once, and not once. smile
        3. +3
          April 23 2018 18: 59
          Andre, ours with a brush! smile hi
          Quote: Andrey K
          About this puncture of the head of the OPCW, not a single unworthy Western media will even mention it and everything will come to naught

          But the sediment will remain ... Yes, and there is an Internet ...
      2. +6
        April 23 2018 17: 33
        Quote: bouncyhunter
        Yeah, in the sabotage and intelligence department

        Hello, dear Paul! hi
        Long time you were gone. smile
        1. +4
          April 23 2018 17: 37
          And you don’t get sick, Victor! hi
          Quote: Hire
          Long time you were gone.

          Yes, all everyday inevitability prevail ...
          1. +6
            April 23 2018 17: 57
            Quote: Hire
            Long time you were gone.

            Quote: bouncyhunter
            Yes, all everyday inevitability prevail ...

            We will not say what ...... fellow tongue
          2. +6
            April 23 2018 17: 59
            Quote: bouncyhunter
            Yes, all everyday inevitability prevail ...

            Again with the young partisan? laughing
    3. 0
      April 23 2018 17: 13
      Quote: Andrey K
      Maybe it’s time to determine them in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, from them there’s an order of magnitude more sense

      what are you, then, after all, our diplomacy will be tough, without any rules, as it is from the "civilized" side, but then our authorities will not be able to hide their cowardice by saying that they act as was customary in the good, old diplomatic manner ...
      1. +5
        April 23 2018 17: 25
        In this troubled water, you can breed any fish and get it at the right time. And the "fish surveillance" draws up protocols for us, but it sets fines from the bulldozer.
    4. The comment was deleted.
      1. NKT
        0
        April 23 2018 18: 01
        But the guys from the SVR are insulting, again their FSB and GRU jumped. They wanted to spread beer mugs and stools, and they got ahead of them. In the West, everyone knows about the FSB and the GRU, 404 are caught in batches in the country, but no one knows about SVR wink
    5. +3
      April 23 2018 18: 06
      Our online pranksters did a one-two job


      Do you really think that they themselves work? The guys are from the security services.
      1. +5
        April 23 2018 18: 24
        Quote: Sands Career General
        ... Do you really think that they themselves work? The guys from the special services ...

        If they are serving, then it is not in vain that they eat bread, if they are not serving, it means well done, they help the servicemen good
        Who they are - they did not write on the forehead, but did not see the contract lol
        Captain "Vova" and Major "Lexus" - it sounds! laughing
        1. +3
          April 23 2018 18: 30
          Quote: Andrey K
          Who they are - they did not write on the forehead, but did not see the contract

          Oh. come on. Everyone has long known who they are. There is even a photo at work:
          1. 0
            April 24 2018 08: 43
            Quote: Alexey RA
            Quote: Andrey K
            Who they are - they did not write on the forehead, but did not see the contract

            Oh. come on. Everyone has long known who they are. There is even a photo at work:

            then it turns out wrong, the title is not very consistent ..
            Quote: Andrey K
            Captain "Vova" and Major "Lexus" - it sounds!
        2. +3
          April 23 2018 18: 52
          I also did not see their documents, but it’s not easy to breed presidents, prime ministers and other powerful people so competently. And where can an ordinary person get through the official line of communication? And the data obtained by them is used by all official Russian media.

          For rent from the SVR guys.
    6. +1
      April 23 2018 23: 28
      Quote: Andrey K
      ... Russian prankers Vovan and Lexus (Vladimir Kuznetsov and Aleksey Stolyarov) once again phoned a major official ...

      Maybe it’s time to determine them in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, from them there’s an order of magnitude more sense Yes
      Government agencies can not get anything intelligible from the OPCW request
      Our online pranksters did a one-two job good
      Ahmet Uzumju:
      ... The poison for the Skripals could be produced in any country in the world ...


      It smacks of a personal cabinet in Lubyanka))) To each) the Foreign Ministry is not for these guys) They simply receive intelligence from super-protected sources) For such government awards should be given)
  2. +3
    April 23 2018 16: 56
    Chistuha laughing and without any thermorectal cryptanalysers
    1. +5
      April 23 2018 17: 02
      However, the cock crowed joyfully and was appointed guilty ..
      Quote: impostor
      Chistuha laughing and without any thermorectal cryptanalysers
      1. +1
        April 23 2018 17: 06
        Guilty appointed. And everyone knows that a quiet haven for honestly acquired capital is not at all quiet, there are places and quieter. In short - they consider chickens in the fall wink
  3. 0
    April 23 2018 16: 57
    Well done !! Teresa is furious! But, in her opinion, Russia is still guilty, even if the shaves themselves did it.
    1. 0
      April 23 2018 17: 11
      You will be surprised, but she will be right. Provocation against Russia? Against Russia. Did you have to make chemistry for this? For this. Russia is to blame for having to bodyshim themselves? Yes sir!
  4. ICT
    0
    April 23 2018 16: 57
    I remember right now how Pavel Lobkov "RETSIN" was carrying a bead bag in front of a camera
  5. +1
    April 23 2018 16: 58
    It is important who was appointed guilty, and how it is presented in the media. The rest is a no brainer.
    Thank you guys for their work! Well done! About the mugs that are bred - I will not say anything! Top incompetence!
  6. 0
    April 23 2018 17: 23
    No uzhzhzh Russia so Russia nefig bustle.
  7. +3
    April 23 2018 18: 03
    They remind me of this moment in an unknown English-made film.
    Who knows, he remembers the dialogue in this fragment.

    In short - I would even draw a meme -
    - Volodya, you know these two ............
    - I know a lot ....... But I have never met such stupid people like these ....



    They are looking for poison .... in London.
    Where?
    In London.
    In London?
    In London?
    Yes in London !!! - Well, this is where the fish, chips, tea, crappy food, disgusting weather, Mary ........ popins ... London!

  8. +1
    April 23 2018 19: 37
    Bullies, of course, but it hurts in the right way. In any case, in the wickedness of the day.
    Then the question arises with BZ. Who launched this info? Why did Lavrov voice it? Could there have been a planned conversation between Vovan and Lexus with the OPCW CEO in advance?
    In any case, the public in the West has more questions than answers for the ushlepoks who started this performance, and the provocation itself failed in principle, as did the duck about the chemical attack in Syria ...
  9. 0
    April 23 2018 20: 55
    For the umpteenth time, I’m thinking that it’s time for these prankers to appoint official positions “tore up” and to attach a medal) Smart guys play their roles intelligently. Plus, in reality, often people who are not very good are forced to share info;)
  10. +2
    April 23 2018 21: 14
    Splashed rain-aquarius
    The sun was shining
    We poisoned the Skripals
    We had fun!
    wassat wassat wassat
  11. 0
    April 23 2018 22: 51
    How tired of this topic! Do not jelly people do not understand! That the chemical warfare agent is not just chlorine !!! This is a very serious weapon. Not only cats and pigs were fastened there. There, everyone in a district with a radius of a hundred meters would die. From the beginning, vomiting, temperature, loss of vision, damage to the central nervous system would begin, and without returning! and painful death from suffocation. Even if they were given an antidote on time., They would still have remained disabled!
  12. 0
    April 23 2018 23: 29
    We must give this fraer a book "For Whom the Phone Rings")))
  13. +1
    April 24 2018 05: 56
    Quote: rrrd
    How tired of this topic! Do not jelly people do not understand! That the chemical warfare agent is not just chlorine !!! This is a very serious weapon. Not only cats and pigs were fastened there. There, everyone in a district with a radius of a hundred meters would die. From the beginning, vomiting, temperature, loss of vision, damage to the central nervous system would begin, and without returning! and painful death from suffocation. Even if they were given an antidote on time., They would still have remained disabled!

    Interestingly, if you call the usual city ambulance and ask: Do you, by chance, do not have an antidote from a combat agent in your medicine cabinet? What will they think? ; /
    1. 0
      April 24 2018 09: 00
      Quote: Lerych
      Quote: rrrd
      How tired of this topic! Do not jelly people do not understand! That the chemical warfare agent is not just chlorine !!! This is a very serious weapon. Not only cats and pigs were fastened there. There, everyone in a district with a radius of a hundred meters would die. From the beginning, vomiting, temperature, loss of vision, damage to the central nervous system would begin, and without returning! and painful death from suffocation. Even if they were given an antidote on time., They would still have remained disabled!

      Interestingly, if you call the usual city ambulance and ask: Do you, by chance, do not have an antidote from a combat agent in your medicine cabinet? What will they think? ; /
      I'm afraid that they may even come to you ... or send an OTHER ambulance ... although they say long-sleeved robes have already been canceled
  14. +1
    April 24 2018 06: 44
    Pancake! Well, how can this substance be detected in a “pure” form when it is hydrolyzed at a high rate? Two weeks have passed since the poisoning of the Skripals (when they took blood samples) and the transfer of samples to the OPCW. Yes, everything has already been decomposed to hell, there were only hydrolysis products. A “pure” substance could only exist if it was injected into blood tests immediately before being transferred to the OPCW. Moreover, they noticed what the cunning goal of the OPCW was to “determine the composition of the substance” and nothing more! That is, the laboratory was not supposed to determine by the markers the reaction of the organism, not the substance (whether it is to this substance or to another), the time spent by the substance in the blood, when the blood sample itself was taken and the rate of decomposition of the substance in relation to the time spent in the body and in the sample, etc. this laboratory didn’t check nichrome at all; they said to her: here’s the “substance”, is it in the blood, is it? Fine! You have completed your task. Full zoo.
  15. 0
    14 September 2020 20: 13
    Did they take the phone from the telephone directory?

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