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Friday lovers club. Well, for Trump!

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Last Friday and Saturday night was tense. Our peace of mind at the end of labor week violated the trumpet trump, who brought the planet ... you know what it was. More than a hundred smart and beautiful were sent to defeat stupid and scary Syrian goals.


Friday lovers club. Well, for Trump!


Beat, as you know, straight through the chemical warehouses weapons - hit after hit, hit after hit - tons of chlorine, mustard, phosgene, sarin and Orange agent should have already swirled in the night sky of Damascus, and “White helmets” in conditions of withering rocket attacks, recharging video cameras batteries by friction against each other and preparing the hoses for mass irrigation, had to shoot it all on video. They are independent.

Bad luck There were no White Helmets. Where are these fearless guys who, with CNN journalists, can, by touching the tip of the tongue to a piece of fabric, easily determine the type, variety, blend and country of origin of any chemical poisonous substance?

Bad luck 2. Where are the clubs of poisonous smoke in that very Duma? Apparently, the substance automatically acquires all the signs of a BOV only when the bloodthirsty despot Asad or at least the captain of his guard passes by. In other cases, chemical weapons, of course, lose their power. Especially before the American strikes.

Bad luck 3. British submarine entangled in seaweed and octopus tentacles and could not carry out a volley. Laminaria and a platoon of fighting octopuses received state awards from Neptune / Poseidon.

Bad luck 4. The French frigate discovered the automation of the wrong system on board and, being upset (with whom it does not happen), fired with a smaller number of missiles - precisely - along the trajectories of the interception of Syrian air defense.

Bad luck 5. At least two smart and beautiful in kind - with serial numbers and other attributes - were sent to the Syrian Timurovs where necessary. Where necessary, in the screwdriver disassembly mode, they have already begun to find out how many brains the clever one has, and whether it has used beautiful plastic surgery.

Bad luck 6. The ubiquitous Yevgeny Poddubny found the same boy who was put under cold water and did not understand why these talkative people did not pour water on themselves, because half of them were, of course, poisoned with chloro-yprito-phosgene-sarin cotton-gauze dressings the same.

Bad luck 7. Prove-argued Trump with his mighty (reach out, stretch your shoulder) punches that are in no way connected with the Russians, and a week later, that is, today, received a claim from the Democratic Party on his election headquarters for having contacted toxic Russia and prevented to celebrate the victory with an obvious, but slightly stumbled, favorite in the person of Hillary. By the way, Russia, too, was sued.

Trump, don't forget - Zhirinovsky drank champagne for you - give us at least this Friday-Saturday night to sleep ...

Well, for Trump!
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    1. Black_Vatnik
      Black_Vatnik April 20 2018 20: 27
      +19
      A hundred and more smart and beautiful were sent ...

      And the two most intelligent ones flew to Moscow and issued a confession. Really intelligent rockets!
      1. hrych
        hrych April 20 2018 20: 42
        +14
        I want to stand up for Trump. If the plan of the deep state of the United States and the world of behind the scenes made the inevitability of a blow, thanks to the scream of the world media and the hysteria of the British downs, ala is an eccentric Churchill, though in the form of a clown who has crossed the line - Borisa and ala Iron Lady, though covered in corrosion and mold - Theresa May. Trump gave a volley, but neat, so as not to hurt us, the goals were mainly military airfields and the unfortunate center on the mountain, and the fact that early in the morning, like the choice of targets, just so that the casualties were minimal, the blow was not sudden etc. Of course, he did not expect that all airfields defended, but announced a brilliant victory laughing A similar situation was with Shayrat, i.e. relieve tension and release gases, unless there was a threat of TMV. Trump will go down in history books like Kennedy, who did not allow the Apocalypse. The British clowning remained so.
        1. Hire
          Hire April 20 2018 21: 05
          +20
          And Trump is deeply parallel to me! I will refresh my face. laughing drinks
          1. hrych
            hrych April 20 2018 21: 24
            +4
            Quote: Hire
            And Trump is deeply parallel to me!

            Unfortunately, or maybe not, one way or another this person will have to intersect laughing
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        2. Rostovchanin
          Rostovchanin April 21 2018 06: 28
          +2
          Hiley Likely that Boris Johnson is the illegitimate son of Teresa May and Donald Trump.
          The evidence is more than obvious.
          Boris Johnson is hysterical, like Theresa May. Reckless like Donald Trump. And all three speak English.
      2. gippernano
        gippernano April 21 2018 09: 30
        0
        It is now known that new was macron clever Trump, and beautiful Theresa May.
    2. Observer2014
      Observer2014 April 20 2018 20: 44
      +3
      AL176STM30
      "Cossack song"
      Keep hi But this song I think will better express the mood. I think so. am recourse belay bully
      Friday Lovers Club
      I respect Friday !!! drinks
      1. Observer2014
        Observer2014 April 20 2018 20: 59
        +10
        Add to
        Friday lovers club!
        I personally, for such a Friday
        Well, for Trump!
        How to send far and deep so that censorship misses? laughing
        1. nadezhiva
          nadezhiva April 20 2018 21: 13
          +3
          You can send it. And what about this:
          As reported on April 19 at 13:21 Washington time by USNI News (information publication of the US Naval Institute), an attack group led by the nuclear-powered aircraft carrier USS Harry S. Truman on Wednesday entered the operational zone of the 6th US fleet, that is, the Mediterranean Sea .

          According to USNI News, the AUG deployed in the Mediterranean Sea includes the USS Harry S. Truman (CVN-75) nuclear carrier, with CAW 1 on board, the URO cruiser USS Normandy (CG-60), the URS destroyers USS Arleigh Burke (DDG-51 ), USS Bulkeley (DDG-84), USS Farragut (DDG-99), USS Forrest Sherman (DDG-98), USS The Sullivans (DDG-68) and USS Winston S. Churchill (DDG-81). The German frigate FGS Hessen (F-221) should also join the AUG.
          We hope that in Tartus, in the "fog", our unloading something interesting.
          1. Monos
            Monos April 20 2018 21: 19
            +11
            Quote: nadezhiva
            You can send it. And what about this:

            And so it should be! laughing

            Be romantics, not boring pragmatists. No one can live forever!
            1. nadezhiva
              nadezhiva April 20 2018 22: 09
              +4
              Optimist wink But on the topic of rams, that is, AUG: when analysts at VO are silent - it's not so scary. But the fact that Donald on Twitter does not rage / does not even tweet recourse annoying.
              1. Monos
                Monos April 20 2018 22: 35
                +2
                Quote: nadezhiva
                Optimist

                laughing Why not dream. love
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                2. Misha Honest
                  Misha Honest April 21 2018 00: 12
                  +4
                  For lovers of history and rock music ...


                  For complete happiness, the Japanese version of Katyusha laughing

                  laughing love
                  And for the finale - I don’t even know who it is - the Danes ?! But funny))
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          2. Vlad.by
            Vlad.by April 20 2018 22: 54
            +2
            And there, without fog, there are enough “good” and “sharp-sighted” Bastions and Balls. Yes, and black holes in the ocean meet. Let them go closer. Will be for the diver expanse.
        2. Shahno
          Shahno April 20 2018 21: 17
          +3
          You know more carefully with the photo .... We know here on the assignment .... We can break it.
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        1. Observer2014
          Observer2014 April 20 2018 21: 47
          +3
          AL176STM30 Alexy bully hi Yurievich,
          We met at a disco in the Mashinostroitel recreation center when the guys from another district fought to this little song) -
          We all once, with someone. Something or someone fought about us .. The most important thing is that we get it! laughing drinks
  2. Slovak
    Slovak April 20 2018 19: 58
    +3
    Did the author try to be ironic? Bad luck 8. The article turned out to be bad.
    1. Tersky
      Tersky April 20 2018 20: 06
      +27
      Quote: Slovak
      The article turned out to be bad.

      Be easier. This is not an article at all, but a small essay with elements of trolling for Friday's beer after the steam room. wink
    2. AVA77
      AVA77 April 20 2018 20: 06
      +9
      It’s a normal article for Friday, a light one with a smile wink
      1. Thrall
        Thrall April 20 2018 20: 53
        +14
        My father-in-law, the 45th toast is always for Trump smile
        1. Gato
          Gato April 20 2018 21: 03
          +2
          45th? And the previous ones for whom? If for Eisenhower - I join! drinks
          1. Gato
            Gato April 20 2018 21: 04
            +2
            Without clinking glasses ..
        2. Observer2014
          Observer2014 April 20 2018 22: 20
          +1
          Thrall hi
          My father-in-law, the 45th toast is always for Trump
          Judging by the photo of Trump. I understand the Fritzes offended by the Belarusian partisans. They drove into their traditions what happened to them and will be in the Belarusian, our forests laughing
        3. Vlad.by
          Vlad.by April 20 2018 23: 04
          0
          And how does it look like Borissa parsley ?!
        4. Locksmith
          Locksmith April 21 2018 00: 01
          0
          Quote: Thrall
          My father-in-law, the 45th toast is always for Trump smile

          And our ancestors knew what they were singing soldier
          _ "Hostile whirlwinds blow over us, the dark forces angrily oppress us
          We entered into a fatal battle with enemies .... " belay
          That's not true ....
    3. Dym71
      Dym71 April 20 2018 20: 17
      +5
      Quote: Slovak
      Bad luck 8. The article turned out to be bad.

      This is not a reason not to pull us on a hundred, your health! drinks
      1. Angara
        Angara April 20 2018 20: 29
        +2
        Quote: Dym71
        pull us on a hundred

        Hello! Guys, what's so modest? And where is the scope of the Russian soul ?! wink
        1. Dym71
          Dym71 April 20 2018 20: 35
          +3
          Quote: Angara
          Hello! Guys, what's so modest?

          And ours to you with a brush! hi It is customary in Tula for us, for we know:
          “The nut of knowledge is hard, but still we are not used to retreat!” The newsreel “I want to know everything!” Will help us split it. In general, not yet evening!
          Still bright road and clear eyes! bully

          drinks
          1. Weyland
            Weyland April 21 2018 23: 14
            0
            Quote: Dym71
            Still bright road and clear eyes!

            What a pathetic epigonism - to steal a name from someone else's song and create such a crap!

            Hundreds of eyes look at us through binoculars, through the pipes
            And they see us from the smoke of evil and gray,
            But they never see us
            Chained to the oars on the galleys.
            Unequal battle, our ship is heeling.
            Save our human souls!
            But the captain shouted: "On board!
            Not yet evening, not yet evening!
      2. NIKNN
        NIKNN April 20 2018 20: 32
        +4
        Quote: Dym71
        This is not a reason not to pull us on a hundred, your health!

        drinks I’m even cheating today, but there’s no strength to abandon the occasion ... laughing drinks
        1. Dym71
          Dym71 April 20 2018 20: 56
          +2
          Quote: NIKNN
          I’m even cheating today, but there’s no strength to abandon the occasion ...

          Brace yourself! drinks
          I would like to hear the transport workshop on the topic of finding internal reserves of VO! Israelis, where are you? Awww!

          actual however! wassat
          1. Shahno
            Shahno April 20 2018 21: 38
            +1
            I'm at the rabbi's house. We drink vodka for independence. 70 years all the same, over there ...
            1. Dym71
              Dym71 April 20 2018 21: 46
              +1
              Quote: Shahno
              I'm at the rabbi's house. We drink vodka for independence. 70 years all the same, over there ...

              Shabbat Shalom Paul! Dances were?
              1. Shahno
                Shahno April 20 2018 21: 54
                +1
                Offend .. Shabbat, philosophical conversations. About life, about riddles and contradictions in the Torah .... About personal problems. About women ...
                1. Dym71
                  Dym71 April 20 2018 22: 04
                  +1
                  Quote: Shahno
                  Offend .. Shabbat, philosophical conversations. About life, about riddles and contradictions in the Torah .... About personal problems. About women ...

                  It’s a pity that they didn’t give a hopak! wink
                2. stalkerwalker
                  stalkerwalker April 20 2018 22: 08
                  0
                  Quote: Shahno
                  Shabbat, philosophical conversations

                  I respect .....
                  Quote: Shahno
                  About women ...

                  But this is useless ... laughing
                3. Golovan Jack
                  Golovan Jack April 20 2018 22: 14
                  0
                  Quote: Shahno
                  About personal issues. About women ...

                  ... in the forest - about women, with women - about the forest ...
                  Nothing personal, just reminded wink
            2. Miflecet
              Miflecet April 21 2018 06: 27
              0
              Hag Sameah! 70 years old: normal flight! Am Israel high!
            3. sabakina
              sabakina April 21 2018 11: 21
              +1
              Quote: Shahno
              I'm at the rabbi's house. We drink vodka for independence. 70 years all the same, over there ...

              We, too, drank 74 years for Soviet power. Then they stopped ...
        2. Gato
          Gato April 20 2018 21: 11
          +1
          This is not a reason to be sad! When you get to the truth - write a post. We honor ... and also drinks
          1. Mordvin 3
            Mordvin 3 April 20 2018 22: 25
            +3
            Quote: Gato
            When you get to the truth - write a post.

            Why write it, for it has long been said that the truth is in guilt. Or in the women? ... recourse
            1. Dym71
              Dym71 April 20 2018 22: 38
              +2
              Quote: Mordvin 3
              Why write it, for it has long been said that the truth is in guilt. Or in the women?

              Wine and women are two sins that I cannot part with.
              Wine and women are in my hands while I am alive and the grave is not visible.

              The Creator will forgive me the wine and women, and I never repent of it.
              I don’t exchange wine and women for the palace, I honestly do not try to replace them.
              1. Gato
                Gato April 21 2018 08: 22
                +1
                Old Man Khayyam (if this is the correct translation) is right as always ..
            2. Gato
              Gato April 21 2018 08: 25
              +1
              Or in the women?

              Uh ... well, when you enter, then probably yes repeat And so no negative
  3. Herculesic
    Herculesic April 20 2018 19: 59
    +13
    Well, for Trump, standing and not cheating! !!
    1. Tersky
      Tersky April 20 2018 20: 01
      +9
      Quote: Herkulesich
      Well, for Trump, standing and not cheating! !!

      good Thin..., laughing , the main thing is topical and desirable yes
    2. Captain Pushkin
      Captain Pushkin April 20 2018 20: 20
      +3
      Quote: Herkulesich
      Well, for Trump, standing and not cheating! !!

      Trump’s business seems to be going to pour him into a separate glass of vodka and cover with a slice of black bread.
    3. Baloo
      Baloo April 20 2018 20: 50
      +3
      Quote: Herkulesich
      Well, for Trump, standing and not cheating! !!

      I do not like this patlaty. We are wholeheartedly addressing him: we made him president, appointed a representative in the North American Federal District, and this red-headed clown, who they’ll get up to! fool
      My heart feels unkind, but is it not recruited by aliens? belay Maybe they promised him to appoint the ruler of the solar system? am
    4. Gato
      Gato April 20 2018 21: 13
      0
      But who the hell is Trump? Well, for America ... standing and not checking out! 11
  4. 210ox
    210ox April 20 2018 19: 59
    +5
    Friday the libertine ... To get drunk for Taramparam? Alas, you can’t ... With a child in the hospital ..
  5. dr.star75
    dr.star75 April 20 2018 20: 01
    +5
    Putin needs to publicly say that Trump was chosen by our hackers. So let him deal with his congress! Who will be there instead of Trump if impeachment arrives for him?
  6. Herculesic
    Herculesic April 20 2018 20: 03
    +6
    The question is, is it possible to check for a check? wassat That is, if Trump has a problem, the lack of a brain, thinks dorsal to the extent necessary, and it turns out most often terribly! So, how to drink this? ?? belay And is it worth it? ?? recourse
    1. Tersky
      Tersky April 20 2018 20: 19
      +5
      Quote: Herkulesich
      thinks to the extent necessary dorsal,

      winked judging by his "quacks" and dorsal, he does not take part in thinking, he thinks more likely that he is lower than the back with one straight gyrus between the two hemispheres.
    2. iliitchitch
      iliitchitch April 20 2018 20: 37
      +2
      Quote: Herkulesich
      So, how to drink this? ?? And is it worth it? ??

      So here: drinks .
      This pied piper with a pipe leads them to the zugunder. And if you don’t
      then the FBI
      Having read my speech, the investigation will lead. In any case, the pipe is playing, here.
      Mullerok there is already digging the prairie ..
  7. evil partisan
    evil partisan April 20 2018 20: 05
    +4
    What is trump ?? I am already in an arc after "Time" ... sad
    1. Tersky
      Tersky April 20 2018 20: 15
      +7
      Quote: Angry Guerrilla
      I’m already in an arc after "Time" ...

      belay Wow, how a person’s ratings from "Time" affect ... recourse Don’t think about reading from (B) the Levada Center stop completely drunk ... yes Hello, alkanaft of the Ural universe, drinks !
      1. Herculesic
        Herculesic April 20 2018 20: 23
        +2
        Tersky hi Victor means a winner! lol Together with fellow guerrilla, you need to defeat the green snake! lol The homeland expects a feat of three liters from you, and everyone without a snack! !! wassat soldier drinks drinks good
        1. Tersky
          Tersky April 20 2018 20: 26
          +5
          Quote: Herkulesich
          The homeland expects a feat of three liters from you, and everyone without a snack! !!

          belay So this "dose" the horse will dump, what kind of a winner is there, to stay alive ... laughing
      2. Angara
        Angara April 20 2018 20: 35
        +3
        Quote: Tersky
        alkanaft of the Ural universe

        What nasty innuendo? Ural-supporting edge of the state!
        We don’t have alkonaphts, but there are culturally relaxing philosophers. drinks
        1. Tersky
          Tersky April 20 2018 20: 43
          +3
          Quote: Angara
          Ural-supporting edge of the state!

          Swam, we know yes . We drink until we settle down ... laughing I served in those parts, to this day there are a lot of pleasant memories, and in this drinks parts too laughing
      3. evil partisan
        evil partisan April 20 2018 20: 36
        +4
        Quote: Tersky
        alkanaft

        belay
        stop Household drinker !!
        Hello lover of young pikes! drinks
        Quote: Herkulesich
        Together with fellow guerrilla, you need to defeat the green snake!

        Herculesych. hi Easy! Right now, only green little devils and pink crocodiles will be called - and immediately to the Snake.
        Hello, epic! drinks
    2. Herculesic
      Herculesic April 20 2018 20: 20
      +2
      To the best partisans three times a hundred and fifty and without a snack, urrra! !! wassat soldier
    3. Angara
      Angara April 20 2018 20: 31
      +2
      Quote: Angry Guerrilla
      I’m already in an arc after "Time" ...

      You should be more modest, comrade! wink
  8. onix757
    onix757 April 20 2018 20: 22
    +4
    The author collected all the stories in a week and defeated everyone. The Americans achieved the most important goal, namely the right to an unrequited blow to the territory under the Assad control. Behind the tactics, one does not see the strategy and prospects as such. If you get involved then you need to defend tightly, and are not ready for confrontation, withdraw troops (once again).
    1. Herculesic
      Herculesic April 20 2018 20: 36
      +2
      The Americans, as it is customary for them, defeated Pyrrhus by presenting us with at least two whole cruise missiles, and only by the words of "destroying" all of Syria with their missiles 103 or 105 times, because each missile is primarily an information strike, and he turned out to be the usual "linden"!
    2. dzen123
      dzen123 April 20 2018 20: 45
      +3
      IMHO. I believe that immediately after the flights of the "beautiful and smart" it was necessary to strike at the "barmaley" in Syria. MUCH more than flew from the coalition. So that the Barmaley snot already reached Antarctica. Let not all the calibers, but the "dad of all bombs" seems to be in sufficient quantity. Yes, and just enough bombs.
      Say I'm the "bloodthirsty couch Pinochet"? Not at all. What was the strategic meaning of US strikes in Syria initially? To facilitate the activation and advance of the barmaley in the position of the army of the SAR. After a much more powerful response to the positions, warehouses and headquarters of the US barmaleis, I would have to think a lot about the benefits of further such "appearances beautiful and smart." And we would not have to "if something happens" to drown "Donald Duck" and the rest of the "goal")))
      Given that the article is buffoonery, I understand that this is not the topic. But already in two weeks, commentators, who waved the “Harry Truman” aircraft carrier with a wave of “earflaps” from the Ryazan region, would sink.
      1. magirus401
        magirus401 April 20 2018 22: 11
        0
        Quote: dzen123
        IMHO. I believe that immediately after the flights of the "beautiful and smart" it was necessary to strike at the "barmaley" in Syria. MUCH more than flew from the coalition. So that the Barmaley snot already reached Antarctica. Let not all the calibers, but the "dad of all bombs" seems to be in sufficient quantity. Yes, and just enough bombs.
        Say I'm the "bloodthirsty couch Pinochet"? Not at all. What was the strategic meaning of US strikes in Syria initially? To facilitate the activation and advance of the barmaley in the position of the army of the SAR. After a much more powerful response to the positions, warehouses and headquarters of the US barmaleis, I would have to think a lot about the benefits of further such "appearances beautiful and smart." And we would not have to "if something happens" to drown "Donald Duck" and the rest of the "goal")))
        Given that the article is buffoonery, I understand that this is not the topic. But already in two weeks, commentators, who waved the “Harry Truman” aircraft carrier with a wave of “earflaps” from the Ryazan region, would sink.

        In the Ryazan amphibious assault, uniform uniforms with polar fox are now given out, you come, you’ll also make such a rake.
        1. dzen123
          dzen123 April 20 2018 23: 34
          0
          Glory, have you ever seen a fox in your life? Except for the wife of a “red fox hacked into the back with an ax”? And already invite you to "row" ... Better come to us in Brest. There you will be greased with heels so that on Pripyat across the Dnieper to your Ryazan run run ... for the "scribe earflaps")))
          1. magirus401
            magirus401 April 21 2018 03: 18
            0
            Well then, Vasya, you’ve thrown earflaps into an aircraft carrier from Brest, I was in your Brest, except for the fortress and there’s nothing, I don’t have any relation to bullet guns, I talked at one time, and it’s hard to save with zapadents, and save fat, come in handy as Khokhlov in a hungry year. And flutter with a lesser language, throw earflaps from bulbandia.
          2. onix757
            onix757 April 21 2018 05: 35
            0
            Quote: dzen123
            Glory, have you ever seen a fox in your life? Except for the wife of a “red fox hacked into the back with an ax”? And already invite you to "row" ... Better come to us in Brest. There you will be greased with heels so that on Pripyat across the Dnieper to your Ryazan run run ... for the "scribe earflaps")))

            Do not engage in controversy, this is empty. The site is at the mercy of representatives of the “Kto Nezaputinatotliberal”, trying to imbue people with alternative reality.
            Judging by the abundance of drunk, at the factory yesterday the salary was laughing
  9. Tusv
    Tusv April 20 2018 20: 25
    +2
    Bad luck 8. Again, these Russian programmers gave cool Americans at the programming Olympiad. How can you not believe in Russian hackers?
    Trump into the furnace, because: "Well, for American Bad luck"
    1. Topgun
      Topgun April 20 2018 22: 26
      0
      ask who organizes these Olympiads ...
      and the fate of those who distinguished themselves ...
  10. BorisSamuil
    BorisSamuil April 20 2018 20: 25
    0
    Hello!
  11. Corporal Pupkin
    Corporal Pupkin April 20 2018 20: 27
    +2
    I will shake him in the drawbar!
    Nekholy, scum, arranged a combat training for our \ Syrian air defense ...
    1. Herculesic
      Herculesic April 20 2018 21: 04
      0
      So in another place he already has two shafts sticking out the third day! !! lol
  12. Dym71
    Dym71 April 20 2018 20: 28
    +3
    I love such a "booze" on the VO, break through the brothers! good
    1. Anatole Klim
      Anatole Klim April 20 2018 20: 52
      +2
      Quote: Dym71
      I love such a "booze" on the VO, break through the brothers!

      To be honest, I read the article, went rolling 150, but to hell with him and Trump, they experienced not such
      1. Dym71
        Dym71 April 20 2018 21: 04
        +2
        Quote: Anatol Klim
        yes to hell with trump, experienced and not such

        Right now, our Jews will catch up, correct this moment and go smuggling into Israel! wassat
        drinks
        1. Anatole Klim
          Anatole Klim April 20 2018 21: 18
          +5
          Quote: Dym71
          Right now, our Jews will catch up and go smuggling into Israel!

          Andrei, yes, all our Jews present on the VO website, first of all, prove to themselves that they did the right thing, that they left Russia .. I was there to whom it was good, who didn’t really, in short, as always, but nobody admits wants. drinks
          1. Dym71
            Dym71 April 20 2018 21: 28
            +1
            Quote: Anatol Klim
            Andrei, all our Jews who are present on the VO website, first of all, prove to themselves that they did the right thing, that they left Russia ..

            Lord is their judge. Ah, Anatoly, I don’t have enough of the Israeli “bat-shark” from Haifa on the site, it’s sad without its Russophobia - the infection is good! crying

            And everything else is road dust! yes
            1. Anatole Klim
              Anatole Klim April 20 2018 21: 45
              +1
              Well, young people everywhere are different, in Russia, in Israel, but even the Hasidim remember Russian folk
              1. Dym71
                Dym71 April 20 2018 21: 58
                +1
                Quote: Anatol Klim
                but even the Hasidim remember the Russian folk

                And we will put this in response:

                drinks
                1. Anatole Klim
                  Anatole Klim April 20 2018 22: 17
                  +1
                  Quote: Dym71
                  And we will put this in response:

                  You’re a risky guy Andrei, there’s such a song on YouTube with ambiguous subtitles, in India hundreds of thousands of Indians consider themselves Jews, but Israel is afraid of their aliyahs simply swallow, hold back
                  1. Dym71
                    Dym71 April 20 2018 22: 29
                    +1
                    Quote: Anatol Klim
                    You’re risky guy Andrei, there’s such a song on YouTube with ambiguous subtitles

                    Nothing, the God-chosen ones understand the Arab mentality better than us, they will not mock.
                    Quote: Anatol Klim
                    in India, hundreds of thousands of Indians consider themselves Jews, but Israel is afraid of their aliyah

                    I do not believe the Chinese DIES accept
                    1. Anatole Klim
                      Anatole Klim April 20 2018 22: 43
                      +1
                      Quote: Dym71
                      I do not believe the Chinese DIES accept

                      So they quietly sterilized the Ethiopians when they decided to accept them, well, if they began to accept the Chinese, well, Israel disappeared, wait for Andrei to return the aliyah to Russia. yes
                      1. Shahno
                        Shahno April 20 2018 22: 48
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                        Well, we accept the Chinese as a rabsila, otherwise the Ukrainians are already exhausted. And in such energy, we still have a second Dubai to build with the Saudis, the Chinese tireless builders, testify ....
                      2. Dym71
                        Dym71 April 20 2018 22: 51
                        +1
                        Quote: Anatol Klim
                        wait Andrey return aliyah to Russia

                        Yes, easily, the EAO will accept everyone! yes The main thing is not to let Moroccan come to us (they call our Jews Rusim-fascist), let them go to the USA, if that.
                        And Medvedev there governor, so that the Japanese did not give up wink
                  2. Moore
                    Moore April 21 2018 05: 46
                    +3
                    Well, the incomparable Louis da Funes:
  13. Herculesic
    Herculesic April 20 2018 20: 30
    +1
    There is an error in the text - Trump is not a figurine, but a weather vane! !! lol
  14. iliitchitch
    iliitchitch April 20 2018 20: 32
    +3
    As for the "blend", this is strong.
    Cossacks of French children eat, yes. Well, you have made some progress since the 812th.
    After all, you’ll be running away from your Gaul, losing galoshes when the Arabs crush you. "Far Eastern hectare", after all, it seems to be a promised fellow countryman. I represent a Frenchman riding a cedar, damn, HEADS collecting, gee. Because stupid.
    Why are you rolling barrels on us, uh, miserable? Macaron THERE, and you are here on earth. To the English and other Euphony also applies.
  15. Vadim237
    Vadim237 April 20 2018 20: 41
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    But from the smart and beautiful missiles, most likely only debris remained after landing at a speed of 800 kilometers per hour. They were handed over to Russia.
    1. Herculesic
      Herculesic April 20 2018 21: 08
      +1
      Vadim hi These two missiles flew slowly, because they argued among themselves. Could not figure out which one is smart lol and how beautiful belay Therefore, they took them whole! !! wassat
      1. Terenin
        Terenin April 20 2018 22: 18
        +5
        These two rockets flew slowly

        ... and Russian hackers managed to crack the TAMOGAWK rockets now they are called - BUMERANG. winked
  16. YURIY326
    YURIY326 April 20 2018 20: 51
    +4
    The picture at the very end of the film’s captions The weather is nice on Deribasovskaya ... The film is like 92 years old
    1. Herculesic
      Herculesic April 20 2018 21: 06
      0
      So there everything is correctly spelled "Mr. Trump" !!! lol Already then they knew what a real Mr. he was! !! wassat
    2. lance
      lance April 20 2018 21: 18
      0
      Having become acquainted, I want to drink for the Russian Federation’s VKS to help trump, his country to defeat ig and other barmaley and contribute to the fulfillment of the trump's promise to withdraw US troops from Syria
    3. Antares
      Antares April 20 2018 22: 07
      0
      Quote: YURIY326
      Film like 92 years old

      Director Gaidai
      In the filmography of Donald Trump, more than a hundred (!) Films and series, where he either plays himself, or appears in the frame as a cameo. The most vivid episodic roles of Trump are in the films "Home Alone-2: Lost in New York" (At the Plaza Hotel Kevin passing by asks where the reception is), "Ex in the big city", "Exemplary male".
      Yes, everything is as simple as two and two! - said one of the main characters of the tape Dmitry Kharatyan “KP”. “We shot the scene with Sokolov’s win at the Taj Mahal Casino (Atlantic City, NJ), owned by Donald Trump. Then it was still a completely new institution, it was opened in 1990, and, in my opinion, they spent almost a billion dollars on the construction. Trump provided the film crew with gorgeous locations in his establishment and did not ask for any money. By the way, an extremely funny moment is associated with the filming in this gambling house. Remember the scene in which a crazy old man is taken out of a casino, tearing a pen from a one-armed bandit? The police are already taking him out of the building, and he continues to tug on her (laughs). So - Gaidai played himself in this film! After all, he himself was an avid player - he loved both slot machines and poker, and could spend fabulous sums for this entertainment over the evening.
      Well, on the topic
      The fact of a blow means more than all this hype in silencing it or imparting insignificance.
      The goal is achieved. Opportunities provided by the passivity of partners on the table ..
      Well, the “victory” in the “analysts” is standard.
  17. taiga2018
    taiga2018 April 20 2018 21: 05
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    you can drink for Trump, really well done! remember the reaction in the world after his election victory, first a shock, then indignation turning into hysteria, protests in some countries against his possible visit to them ... a little time has passed, and what if Trump himself comes to visit a country, he rarely leaves without a multi-billion dollar contract, the leaders of European countries, from where the fu fu fu came to him most of all, now they are racing to bow to him, and he accepts the leaders of small states wholesale ... and all this under the terrible pressure of the American elite, investigations and all kinds of sexual scandals and accusations ...
  18. Prisoner
    Prisoner April 20 2018 21: 28
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    Well, for Trump so for Trump. Without clinking glasses.
  19. vladimirvn
    vladimirvn April 20 2018 21: 33
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    Yes guys! And not long ago, everyone advocated a healthy lifestyle and massively quit drinking. It’s not all right in the Danish kingdom. The trend however.
  20. Terenin
    Terenin April 20 2018 21: 35
    +6
    laughing ISIS asked NATO to return the American bombing.
    The air strikes of our Air Force are magically transforming IS militants into "moderate Syrian opposition!"
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  22. Dym71
    Dym71 April 20 2018 23: 04
    +1
    Shahno,
    Quote: Shahno
    Well, we accept the Chinese as rabsilu

    Pavel, what will you build these Ethiopians ?: laughing
    1. Shahno
      Shahno April 20 2018 23: 11
      0
      Yes, these ... The problem did not work out .... These are sitting on the neck ... Well, let’s learn from the mistakes.
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        1. Dezinto
          Dezinto April 20 2018 23: 52
          +1
          I didn’t understand ..... Pts is funny, but I didn’t understand. That one is rude and the other ...... why did he start about a Russian mafia to drive some kind of understandable joke to him? Why the other began to drive him.
          One gets the impression that they are not the first, and not the fifth time they meet.
          But the dialogue is funny of course.
          1. Dym71
            Dym71 April 21 2018 00: 10
            +1
            Quote: DEZINTO
            why did this start about the Russian mafia to drive some kind of understandable joke to him?

            The driver is a Moroccan Jew, a guard from Russia - everyone, roughly speaking, is smart, and the Moroccan monkeys are tightly screwed up, they constantly tear up our Jews, they haven’t seen our faces for a long time, that’s the whole story.
            1. Dezinto
              Dezinto April 21 2018 00: 13
              +2
              The driver is a Moroccan Jew, the guard is from Russia, and the Moroccan burnt tight

              mmmm .... there is its own flavor, now I understand ..... hi
              But they definitely know! it is clearly winked
              it certainly doesn’t matter. But it’s funny if you imagine that they have such meetings month after month, probably every time they look forward to meeting probably. laughing
              1. Dym71
                Dym71 April 21 2018 00: 18
                +1
                Quote: DEZINTO
                mmmm .... there is its own flavor, now I understand .....

                the whole layout is here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFJS-ZA3Oes
                security guard - MAN! good
      2. Dym71
        Dym71 April 20 2018 23: 47
        +1
        Pavel, I found such a thing that I couldn’t share it with you
        Gut Shabes! soldier
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  23. Grizzly
    Grizzly April 21 2018 01: 14
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    Trolling lover, with a brake)) avatar
  24. ivant74rus
    ivant74rus April 21 2018 05: 59
    0
    Straight gum club, just not funny
  25. magirus2000
    magirus2000 April 21 2018 07: 11
    +1
    Quote: Rostovchanin
    Hiley Likely that Boris Johnson is the illegitimate son of Teresa May and Donald Trump.
    The evidence is more than obvious.
    Boris Johnson is hysterical, like Theresa May. Reckless like Donald Trump. And all three speak English.

    Rather, they speak the same language. laughing
  26. Oleg Kozlov
    Oleg Kozlov April 21 2018 08: 51
    +1
    We can say anything, anyway, the Western world will only hear what Trumps and Rockefellers sing to him. Therefore, we are losing. In addition to statements on Facebook and chewing snot affairs, then there are no and no. But industry is still being bought up, withdrawn to offshore, bankrupt, etc. What will we fight with? With batons? So after all, forests have been burning for many years. We will fight with burnt stumps ...
  27. lance
    lance April 21 2018 09: 58
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    good morning gentlemen. fight again? I don’t know, now I’ll take a 3 liter pink French cinsault and fight at the cottage. the benefit of cops on desert asphalt is not.