Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. Do not need houses with caches, immediately build caches!
Greetings to you, dear readers! Well, here comes the second month of spring.
First of all, from all our people, I want to express to you our condolences over the events in Kemerovo. Believe me, not all Ukrainians are crazy and have lost their conscience and soul in this whirl of life. We grieve with you.
But no one is immune from this. Neither you nor us. Not already insured because the true "masters of life" who own such complexes as your "Winter Cherry" no longer live in Russia or Ukraine. I heard that the Kemerovo boss lives in Australia ...
Today is a Christian holiday - the Entry of the Lord into Jerusalem. The day Jesus entered the Holy City on a young donkey as king or victor. And he was greeted with shouts of "Hosanna", as only kings are met. The holiday is bright and sad. Like ours with you story.
Light because people first realized the divine essence of Jesus Christ. And sad because a few days later these same people gladly threw stones at him. What is not your relationship with our states?
Now back to our holiday - April Fool's Day, ugh, the Ukrainian government.
I will begin with the most terrible filth that Russia suddenly created against Ukraine. All of a sudden, they took our diplomats 13 and kicked them out! Well, no one expected it. The Deputy Chairman of the Verkhovna Rada, Irina Gerashchenko, almost fainted:
“Russia, by tradition, acts meanly and painfully. In response to the expulsion of 13 Russian diplomats who were engaged in dubious activities in Ukraine, they send 13 our current diplomats, mainly from the embassy in Moscow, and 5 from our consulate in Rostov. most of the trials of Ukrainian political prisoners take place there. "
You are a cunning nation. Then you throw some “Mayor” of some kind of May, then you transport the cold from Siberia to Europe, you send the diplomats in retaliation, then you demand money for gas. Or do you really not understand that the expulsion of Russian diplomats from Ukraine is a good thing, but the return dispatch of Ukrainian from Russia is meanness?
But literally the day before the expulsion of your diplomats on all television screens told about the importance of not starting these Euro-American games. Never! Otherwise, Russia, as is customary in such cases, will respond mirror. Answered. Began smearing snot on the face ...
"I also, as authorized by the president, plan to appeal to all embassies of EU countries and G7, asking their representatives in Russia to attend all trials of Ukrainians and Crimean Tatars - in Moscow, Rostov, wherever this farce takes place."
This dark aunt does not even amuse me. The only sensible thought at the sight of the vice speaker - where did we find such a reference idiot? On sales there are none. Even with us.
Here's the Hydrant we have done. Affects the old school. Where there is a sheep at the new gate. As he began to say goodbye to Gazprom and Russia, he continues.
"Supporters of the construction of the pipeline" Nord Stream - 2 "are accomplices of Russia in its hybrid war."
"On the one hand, Kiev will annually lose on 2 billions of dollars in fees charged for the transit of Russian gas to Europe. On the other hand, the Russian concern Gazprom will likely reduce the volume of gas supplies to Ukraine. For Russia," Nord Stream-2 "Is a tool of political pressure."
Want to understand where the wind is blowing? He's not just blowing from Kiev. Remember how to build? It will connect the Russian Ust-Luga and the German Greifswald. So much for you and forgive the Baltics, Poland, and for us too.
Noticed how our Petro changed tactics following the example of Teresa May? Previously, he traveled the world and humbly begged for alms. Serve for food, we ourselves are not local. And now? Beauty. Hardly, immediately hysterical. With his legs, he rolls his eyes and howls. A small child in the "Children's World". Someone who is not with Ukraine is an agent of the Kremlin ...
But it must be admitted that the skill is growing ...
And I forgot about three years of abandonment of Russian gas at once. And about energy independence from the aggressor. I even forgot about my own successful visit to Qatar. But about 2 billion. $ Remembers.
So - the politician. And, I smell the abdominal nodes, the second term it shines. But we'll talk about this a little later.
I watched your political show somehow. The question asked was interesting. What will happen to the ATO? Will serious clashes begin? On a serious war can not speak. Why? I will answer below. But the ATO continues. I had to listen to the "main mouth" of our Ministry of Defense Dmitry Gutsulyak:
"At the moment, the antiterrorist operation will go so far in parallel with the upcoming operation of the joint forces. The decision to end the antiterrorist operation will be immediately with the signing by the President of Ukraine Petro Poroshenko of the corresponding decree on the completion of the antiterrorist operation. While there is no such decree. Now the forces are being formed, the commander of the United forces Lieutenant-General Sergey Naev ".
Here Ukrainians, on both sides of the front, and the Russians, I am sure, remember the pre-election promises to end this murder in two weeks.
Or maybe the hydrant recall history? Ukrainian historian Anatoly Tchaikovsky quotes from Shukhevych’s references. “Do not intimidate, but exterminate! Do not be afraid that people will curse us for cruelty. Let half of the Ukrainian population of 40 leave half - nothing terrible about it” ... Doesn’t it remind anything? Even the law on the reintegration of Donbass does not resemble? But I remember ...
Remember how many times I talked about grenades, which have become a tradition? Weekly in several cases of application in the country, not in the ATO zone. And that the parliament now deputies without weapons must walk, also told.
Now we will try to take away weapons from ATO veterans! March 27, at the conference call of the leadership of the National Police announced the beginning of just such events. First Deputy Heads of the National Police Vyacheslav Abroskin:
"Today, during the video-selective meeting of the leadership of the National Police of Ukraine, the launch of the preventive measures on the territory of the state in March-May of 2018 to remove arms, ammunition and explosives from our citizens from illegal trafficking was launched."
What are they talking about? When the turmoil has just begun, even the weapons of the Second World War "surfaced" ... The Ukrainian mentality is not taken into account. It is necessary to bury in the forest. Suddenly need or sell will be.
All this prevention will result in an increase in the number of patrols on the streets and the next brain ... preventive work. No more. Those baboons who sit in the pioneer camps near Kiev will be disarmed? Any Ukrainian knows that there are tons of weapons unaccounted for.
The national police will fight with veterans of the ATO? Nu-nu ... Rather, "Javelins" will distribute in "reliable" hands. Like Hitler's faust-patrons used to be from the Hitler Youth ... Then let's distribute weapons to everyone, then let's hand over weapons - and all for "peace and security not only on our streets, but also in our own homes of civilians."
Or maybe it will be like with military equipment, which the Ukrainian Armed Forces lack, but ... which is not military equipment?
In the Novograd-Volynsky district of the Zhytomyr region, police seized around 200 military equipment and vehicles, which were sold over the Internet. Only she was ... not combat. Get ready. Now the brain will make:
"The equipment in question is not military and is not military at all. Among these vehicles, 196 units are demilitarized, of which 93 are cars and tractors, 98 are trailers, shelters and tanks, 4 units are BTR and 1 are BRDM."
"The 17 units of equipment have already submitted documents, contracts confirming the legality of their alienation through authorized state-owned enterprises during 2013-2016."
Normal business. Written off, sold, confiscated, sold again ... the cycle of technology in nature. If she is able to drive, it means that she is a MILITARY. In war, Gazons are holey-hobbling, so we don’t need to fool our heads, Panov! I think that with a weapon it will be exactly the same ... Sporting or training ... For combat shooting by young people.
Well, continue the topic of military.
The main importer of Ukrainian weapons in 2013-2017 was Russia, the report of the Stockholm Peace Research Institute (SIPRI) says !!!
Notice, not I and not Ukraine made this conclusion. Europe! On the contrary, our heads grabbed. Like this? We are still in the 2014-th decision of the National Security Council banned the export of weapons to Russia (decree of the President of Ukraine from 27 August 2014 of the year). Therefore, we shout at every opportunity about the incapacity of the Russian Armed Forces.
Oh, it was time. The 2004 were the fourth in the world! The penultimate five-year plan, we were 9 of the largest exporters of weapons. 2,1% of global sales. In the last five years of 11-m, total 1,7%. Reduced sales at 26% ...
I remember in 2016, we put Russian military goods on 169 million. On 72% more than with Yanukovych!
But do not think what it is ... we. In Ukroboroprome directly said:
"We do not trade with the aggressor country ... The concern controls that no nut gets to the enemy. It is possible that other defense factories that are not part of Ukroboronprom continue to cooperate with the Russian Federation, bypassing the legislation of Ukraine."
Well, dear friends, were scared for their army?
Some, probably, now thought of the Ukrainian slingshots, catapults, bows and crossbows. Others about inflatable rocket launchers. And what they say that it is our state-owned concern "Ukrainian Gumovі Іgrashki" won the tender of the Russian Defense Ministry. In vain you are. In the sense of fear.
There casket just opened. Russia is to blame for the increase in Ukrainian arms exports ... to Russia! That's all.
It is, as explained in SIPRI, about the supply of engines for the Yak-130, frigates and aircraft AN-140 and An-178. Are you the Antonovs? So pay a license fee! That is, buy Ukrainian weapons!
Well, it is necessary to smoothly move on to peaceful construction. In the literal sense of the word. Life goes on. People build houses. But the care of cockroaches do not show. I once wrote that we are older than you. And smarter. That's why they got into your head. In short:
"We will change the state building regulations, because the residential development does not comply with the rules on the creation of civil protection infrastructure."
"In this way, we will be able to slightly increase the safety of people in emergency situations."
It was our heads in the head of Deputy Prime Minister Gennady Zubko who worked. He issued a new installation for builders. That, means, in all houses comfortable conditions for our cockroach accommodation were provided. And for this we will provide our own living space to people in the event of a nuclear strike. If you have time to crawl, of course.
No wonder our once in the head of the Kiev mayor have worked! "Ukrainians must prepare for the earth!" So after all, the mayor's mouth said. In general, in my opinion, to build houses with caches - a fool's errand. We must give our hints, let them build caches right away. Without houses. Faster succeed. And we will solve the housing problem for young cockroach families.
Moreover, that people soon and will not. Scatter. Someone abroad, and whom they will bury, if the court allows. I already wrote to you about this somehow. Why? Oh well. Everything goes to that.
Incomes of the population last year amounted to 2475,8 billion UAH, expenses - 2544,8 billion UAH, savings of Ukrainians in 2017 year decreased by 69 billion UAH. This is reported on the official website of the State Statistics Service.
It is understandable. You watch TV and you understand that you cannot save anything. Putin will come and take everything. I remembered the old joke. Older than me, but in the subject. Boats, birds need money? No, sir Ataman! Eagles, I drank your money ...
The people felt confident in the future. Began to actively spend savings. And he-it, tomorrow or the bottom, is not far off. As I understand it, people are not able to master a simple scheme of life.
If your income is OK, then you spend and increase savings. If you increase savings, but out of the country, then your legs are going to do. "There is no stability" - remember? People do not see their future in this country. But I remember how people kept their savings in the bank. In the three-liter ...
I congratulate once again the Orthodox on Palm Sunday! Fools on April Fool's Day! The rest of the weekend and the onset of a normal spring. We have it as if with might and main, and I wish you soon. This is our favorite word now. All soon ...
Smiles to you and good luck in business. Good thoughts. Will live!
First of all, from all our people, I want to express to you our condolences over the events in Kemerovo. Believe me, not all Ukrainians are crazy and have lost their conscience and soul in this whirl of life. We grieve with you.
But no one is immune from this. Neither you nor us. Not already insured because the true "masters of life" who own such complexes as your "Winter Cherry" no longer live in Russia or Ukraine. I heard that the Kemerovo boss lives in Australia ...
Today is a Christian holiday - the Entry of the Lord into Jerusalem. The day Jesus entered the Holy City on a young donkey as king or victor. And he was greeted with shouts of "Hosanna", as only kings are met. The holiday is bright and sad. Like ours with you story.
Light because people first realized the divine essence of Jesus Christ. And sad because a few days later these same people gladly threw stones at him. What is not your relationship with our states?
Now back to our holiday - April Fool's Day, ugh, the Ukrainian government.
I will begin with the most terrible filth that Russia suddenly created against Ukraine. All of a sudden, they took our diplomats 13 and kicked them out! Well, no one expected it. The Deputy Chairman of the Verkhovna Rada, Irina Gerashchenko, almost fainted:
“Russia, by tradition, acts meanly and painfully. In response to the expulsion of 13 Russian diplomats who were engaged in dubious activities in Ukraine, they send 13 our current diplomats, mainly from the embassy in Moscow, and 5 from our consulate in Rostov. most of the trials of Ukrainian political prisoners take place there. "
You are a cunning nation. Then you throw some “Mayor” of some kind of May, then you transport the cold from Siberia to Europe, you send the diplomats in retaliation, then you demand money for gas. Or do you really not understand that the expulsion of Russian diplomats from Ukraine is a good thing, but the return dispatch of Ukrainian from Russia is meanness?
But literally the day before the expulsion of your diplomats on all television screens told about the importance of not starting these Euro-American games. Never! Otherwise, Russia, as is customary in such cases, will respond mirror. Answered. Began smearing snot on the face ...
"I also, as authorized by the president, plan to appeal to all embassies of EU countries and G7, asking their representatives in Russia to attend all trials of Ukrainians and Crimean Tatars - in Moscow, Rostov, wherever this farce takes place."
This dark aunt does not even amuse me. The only sensible thought at the sight of the vice speaker - where did we find such a reference idiot? On sales there are none. Even with us.
Here's the Hydrant we have done. Affects the old school. Where there is a sheep at the new gate. As he began to say goodbye to Gazprom and Russia, he continues.
"Supporters of the construction of the pipeline" Nord Stream - 2 "are accomplices of Russia in its hybrid war."
"On the one hand, Kiev will annually lose on 2 billions of dollars in fees charged for the transit of Russian gas to Europe. On the other hand, the Russian concern Gazprom will likely reduce the volume of gas supplies to Ukraine. For Russia," Nord Stream-2 "Is a tool of political pressure."
Want to understand where the wind is blowing? He's not just blowing from Kiev. Remember how to build? It will connect the Russian Ust-Luga and the German Greifswald. So much for you and forgive the Baltics, Poland, and for us too.
Noticed how our Petro changed tactics following the example of Teresa May? Previously, he traveled the world and humbly begged for alms. Serve for food, we ourselves are not local. And now? Beauty. Hardly, immediately hysterical. With his legs, he rolls his eyes and howls. A small child in the "Children's World". Someone who is not with Ukraine is an agent of the Kremlin ...
But it must be admitted that the skill is growing ...
And I forgot about three years of abandonment of Russian gas at once. And about energy independence from the aggressor. I even forgot about my own successful visit to Qatar. But about 2 billion. $ Remembers.
So - the politician. And, I smell the abdominal nodes, the second term it shines. But we'll talk about this a little later.
I watched your political show somehow. The question asked was interesting. What will happen to the ATO? Will serious clashes begin? On a serious war can not speak. Why? I will answer below. But the ATO continues. I had to listen to the "main mouth" of our Ministry of Defense Dmitry Gutsulyak:
"At the moment, the antiterrorist operation will go so far in parallel with the upcoming operation of the joint forces. The decision to end the antiterrorist operation will be immediately with the signing by the President of Ukraine Petro Poroshenko of the corresponding decree on the completion of the antiterrorist operation. While there is no such decree. Now the forces are being formed, the commander of the United forces Lieutenant-General Sergey Naev ".
Here Ukrainians, on both sides of the front, and the Russians, I am sure, remember the pre-election promises to end this murder in two weeks.
Or maybe the hydrant recall history? Ukrainian historian Anatoly Tchaikovsky quotes from Shukhevych’s references. “Do not intimidate, but exterminate! Do not be afraid that people will curse us for cruelty. Let half of the Ukrainian population of 40 leave half - nothing terrible about it” ... Doesn’t it remind anything? Even the law on the reintegration of Donbass does not resemble? But I remember ...
Remember how many times I talked about grenades, which have become a tradition? Weekly in several cases of application in the country, not in the ATO zone. And that the parliament now deputies without weapons must walk, also told.
Now we will try to take away weapons from ATO veterans! March 27, at the conference call of the leadership of the National Police announced the beginning of just such events. First Deputy Heads of the National Police Vyacheslav Abroskin:
"Today, during the video-selective meeting of the leadership of the National Police of Ukraine, the launch of the preventive measures on the territory of the state in March-May of 2018 to remove arms, ammunition and explosives from our citizens from illegal trafficking was launched."
What are they talking about? When the turmoil has just begun, even the weapons of the Second World War "surfaced" ... The Ukrainian mentality is not taken into account. It is necessary to bury in the forest. Suddenly need or sell will be.
All this prevention will result in an increase in the number of patrols on the streets and the next brain ... preventive work. No more. Those baboons who sit in the pioneer camps near Kiev will be disarmed? Any Ukrainian knows that there are tons of weapons unaccounted for.
The national police will fight with veterans of the ATO? Nu-nu ... Rather, "Javelins" will distribute in "reliable" hands. Like Hitler's faust-patrons used to be from the Hitler Youth ... Then let's distribute weapons to everyone, then let's hand over weapons - and all for "peace and security not only on our streets, but also in our own homes of civilians."
Or maybe it will be like with military equipment, which the Ukrainian Armed Forces lack, but ... which is not military equipment?
In the Novograd-Volynsky district of the Zhytomyr region, police seized around 200 military equipment and vehicles, which were sold over the Internet. Only she was ... not combat. Get ready. Now the brain will make:
"The equipment in question is not military and is not military at all. Among these vehicles, 196 units are demilitarized, of which 93 are cars and tractors, 98 are trailers, shelters and tanks, 4 units are BTR and 1 are BRDM."
"The 17 units of equipment have already submitted documents, contracts confirming the legality of their alienation through authorized state-owned enterprises during 2013-2016."
Normal business. Written off, sold, confiscated, sold again ... the cycle of technology in nature. If she is able to drive, it means that she is a MILITARY. In war, Gazons are holey-hobbling, so we don’t need to fool our heads, Panov! I think that with a weapon it will be exactly the same ... Sporting or training ... For combat shooting by young people.
Well, continue the topic of military.
The main importer of Ukrainian weapons in 2013-2017 was Russia, the report of the Stockholm Peace Research Institute (SIPRI) says !!!
Notice, not I and not Ukraine made this conclusion. Europe! On the contrary, our heads grabbed. Like this? We are still in the 2014-th decision of the National Security Council banned the export of weapons to Russia (decree of the President of Ukraine from 27 August 2014 of the year). Therefore, we shout at every opportunity about the incapacity of the Russian Armed Forces.
Oh, it was time. The 2004 were the fourth in the world! The penultimate five-year plan, we were 9 of the largest exporters of weapons. 2,1% of global sales. In the last five years of 11-m, total 1,7%. Reduced sales at 26% ...
I remember in 2016, we put Russian military goods on 169 million. On 72% more than with Yanukovych!
But do not think what it is ... we. In Ukroboroprome directly said:
"We do not trade with the aggressor country ... The concern controls that no nut gets to the enemy. It is possible that other defense factories that are not part of Ukroboronprom continue to cooperate with the Russian Federation, bypassing the legislation of Ukraine."
Well, dear friends, were scared for their army?
Some, probably, now thought of the Ukrainian slingshots, catapults, bows and crossbows. Others about inflatable rocket launchers. And what they say that it is our state-owned concern "Ukrainian Gumovі Іgrashki" won the tender of the Russian Defense Ministry. In vain you are. In the sense of fear.
There casket just opened. Russia is to blame for the increase in Ukrainian arms exports ... to Russia! That's all.
It is, as explained in SIPRI, about the supply of engines for the Yak-130, frigates and aircraft AN-140 and An-178. Are you the Antonovs? So pay a license fee! That is, buy Ukrainian weapons!
Well, it is necessary to smoothly move on to peaceful construction. In the literal sense of the word. Life goes on. People build houses. But the care of cockroaches do not show. I once wrote that we are older than you. And smarter. That's why they got into your head. In short:
"We will change the state building regulations, because the residential development does not comply with the rules on the creation of civil protection infrastructure."
"In this way, we will be able to slightly increase the safety of people in emergency situations."
It was our heads in the head of Deputy Prime Minister Gennady Zubko who worked. He issued a new installation for builders. That, means, in all houses comfortable conditions for our cockroach accommodation were provided. And for this we will provide our own living space to people in the event of a nuclear strike. If you have time to crawl, of course.
No wonder our once in the head of the Kiev mayor have worked! "Ukrainians must prepare for the earth!" So after all, the mayor's mouth said. In general, in my opinion, to build houses with caches - a fool's errand. We must give our hints, let them build caches right away. Without houses. Faster succeed. And we will solve the housing problem for young cockroach families.
Moreover, that people soon and will not. Scatter. Someone abroad, and whom they will bury, if the court allows. I already wrote to you about this somehow. Why? Oh well. Everything goes to that.
Incomes of the population last year amounted to 2475,8 billion UAH, expenses - 2544,8 billion UAH, savings of Ukrainians in 2017 year decreased by 69 billion UAH. This is reported on the official website of the State Statistics Service.
It is understandable. You watch TV and you understand that you cannot save anything. Putin will come and take everything. I remembered the old joke. Older than me, but in the subject. Boats, birds need money? No, sir Ataman! Eagles, I drank your money ...
The people felt confident in the future. Began to actively spend savings. And he-it, tomorrow or the bottom, is not far off. As I understand it, people are not able to master a simple scheme of life.
If your income is OK, then you spend and increase savings. If you increase savings, but out of the country, then your legs are going to do. "There is no stability" - remember? People do not see their future in this country. But I remember how people kept their savings in the bank. In the three-liter ...
I congratulate once again the Orthodox on Palm Sunday! Fools on April Fool's Day! The rest of the weekend and the onset of a normal spring. We have it as if with might and main, and I wish you soon. This is our favorite word now. All soon ...
Smiles to you and good luck in business. Good thoughts. Will live!
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