Military Review

Poroshenko has found another "unique" opportunity to get rid of Russian gas

132
President of Ukraine Petro Poroshenko has once again declared his deliverance from Russian gas dependence. This time Ukraine, according to Poroshenko, will be saved by liquefied gas from Qatar.


Poroshenko has found another "unique" opportunity to get rid of Russian gas


Qatar is ready to provide Ukraine with liquefied gas. This is a unique opportunity to increase the energy security of our state.
- Poroshenko wrote on Twitter. According to him, negotiations on this issue will take place in the near future, and deliveries can go through the terminal in Poland or through the Bosphorus.

Recall that Poroshenko has repeatedly stated about the "energy independence" of Kiev from Moscow - in January, he said that Ukraine "confidently starts" 2018, because this is the "year of energy independence." In June last year, Poroshenko also said that Ukraine was able to get off the “gas needle” of Russia in three years.

But the “energy independence” of Ukraine led only to the fact that the country had serious problems after Gazprom refused to supply and transit gas to Ukraine. As a result, Ukraine had to buy reverse gas from Europe at inflated prices. As the saying goes, friendship is friendship, and you should pay money.

It should be added that Qatari gas will turn out to be several times more expensive than Russian for Ukraine.
Photos used:
Presidential Administration of Ukraine
132 comments
Information
Dear reader, to leave comments on the publication, you must sign in.
  1. Serge Gorely
    Serge Gorely 20 March 2018 19: 44
    +27
    The question of the Ukrainian translator is, "How is it in Arabic for free?"
    1. Andrey K
      Andrey K 20 March 2018 19: 46
      +7
      ... Qatar is ready to provide Ukraine with liquefied gas. This is a unique opportunity to increase the energy security of our state ...

      Qatar is ready. Well done in Qatar!
      Is 404 ready to buy?
      1. LSA57
        LSA57 20 March 2018 19: 53
        +9
        Quote: Andrey K
        Is 404 ready to buy?

        find hidden reserves. the last stash will be withdrawn from the population
        1. Andrey K
          Andrey K 20 March 2018 19: 58
          +10
          Quote: LSA57
          ... find hidden reserves. the last stash will be removed from the population ...

          Sergey, I suspect that the only hidden reserve in the leper colony is a lost fart laughing
          1. LSA57
            LSA57 20 March 2018 20: 03
            +4
            Quote: Andrey K
            Sergey, I suspect that the only hidden reserve in the leper colony is a lost fart

            well, people still eat something smile
            1. Andrey K
              Andrey K 20 March 2018 20: 07
              +7
              Quote: LSA57
              ... well, people still eat something ...

              Do not be so heartless, all that’s left is the semen of fat and tsibule to be taken from the ragul - then there will be no hidden reserves request
              1. LSA57
                LSA57 20 March 2018 20: 20
                +1
                Quote: Andrey K
                Don't be so heartless

                yayayaya ??? all claims to parashkin, I do not rob people laughing
              2. win
                win 20 March 2018 20: 55
                +5
                it remains only to seize fat with tsybuli to take away

                Of course, Ukraine will not be left without fat ... peasants in any case will keep pigs "for sebe" ...
                But the myths about the fact that Ukraine is a world center for the production of fat were dispelled as far back as the year before last by statistics, from which it followed that about 8 thousand tons of fat were exported from Ukraine alone to Ukraine per year ...
                The famous Ukrainian fat may not be there quite soon. Because the taste of fat depends on what the piglets feed.
                They used to feed grain and compound feed from collective farms, but now compound feed with various additives for growth from stores and from the market.
                The taste of fat, respectively no, the price is comparable to the price of meat request

                1. LSA57
                  LSA57 20 March 2018 21: 01
                  +2
                  Quote: Siegen
                  The taste of fat, respectively, no, the price is comparable to the price of meat

                  recently slipped infa, fat 60 percent more expensive
                  1. sabakina
                    sabakina 20 March 2018 21: 26
                    +6
                    Quote: LSA57
                    recently slipped infa, fat 60 percent more expensive
                    Yes, Sergei, he wrote about two months ago about it. The reason for the rise in price is nothing to feed. And what do pigs eat? Food waste. It turns out that this waste disappears in completely different stomachs. Well, or eat less.
                    1. LSA57
                      LSA57 20 March 2018 21: 40
                      +2
                      Quote: sabakina
                      Yes Sergey, he wrote about two months ago about it

                      maybe I wrote, I don’t remember request
                      Food waste. It turns out that this waste disappears in completely different stomachs. Well, or eat less.

                      and this is already in the black box. they know that it’s at the entrance, they know that it’s at the exit, but what’s happening inside is unknown laughing
                      Hi hi
                2. Voyager
                  Voyager 20 March 2018 21: 35
                  +1
                  We have been buying Belarusian for a long time in the markets and delighted with taste and quality
          2. Cutter
            Cutter 20 March 2018 20: 09
            +10
            Well done Poroshenko! fool Butt naked, people are impoverished, but the president stubbornly "gets off" the needle! (it would be better from a glass of tears ... belay )
            Ours also somehow decided to drag oil from tankers from Venezuela from Chavez (it was in conflict with the Russians then), a couple of months later they vigorously reported the tanker arrived in Odessa, and ... silence.
            So this winter snow will be dragged from the Arctic. fool
            1. Tersky
              Tersky 20 March 2018 20: 29
              +5
              Quote: Cutter
              So this winter snow will be dragged from the Arctic.

              laughing good Well, for starters, let them agree with the Eskimos, they say they can’t get snow even in winter .. yes
              1. Cutter
                Cutter 20 March 2018 20: 46
                +5
                hi
                They say they can’t even get snow in winter .. yes

                This one will beg ... he's Walzman! laughing
            2. Xnumx vis
              Xnumx vis 20 March 2018 20: 30
              0
              In the photograph, Katars has bare feet in sandals. Probably him, Petyunya just washed his legs and drank water .. Serves the highest level!
              1. Bossota
                Bossota 20 March 2018 22: 06
                0
                and Pez's panties are a bit short repeat
            3. antivirus
              antivirus 20 March 2018 22: 35
              +1
              to all the little believers: soon the Kremlin will crumble from the battle roar of the outskirts of the boars. And all of China will be fed bacon with Zhmerinka alone
          3. midivan
            midivan 20 March 2018 21: 20
            +3
            Quote: Andrey K
            Sergey, I suspect that the only hidden reserve in the leper colony is a lost fart

            Quote: LSA57
            well, people still eat something

            hi Welcome. smile
            In the coming years, it will be impossible to do without Ukrainian transit. Europe has not properly prepared for the construction of Nord Stream 2. Therefore, at first, it will not be able to receive the entire volume of gas that will be pumped through the new pipe. In this regard, Gazprom will have to extend the transit agreement with Ukraine.

            The hitch arose with the Eugal gas pipeline, which should be a continuation of the second Nord Stream through Germany. Russian submarine gas pipeline with a capacity of 55 billion cubic meters. m per year it is planned to put into operation at the end of 2019. And Eugal will only be ready by the end of 2020, Kommersant reports citing Gascade, which owns just over half of Eugal.
            So the giblets have a reason to get drunk and chase the squirrels around the cupboard, and Gazprom apparently got excited with the collar, the calf is still in the belly, as if there was no need to bow to the rooster and the fume would smell it, this will be the number! I remembered about Vovochka: if I had a horse it would be ..... laughing
        2. Nyrobsky
          Nyrobsky 20 March 2018 20: 42
          +3
          Quote: LSA57
          Quote: Andrey K
          Is 404 ready to buy?

          find hidden reserves. the last stash will be withdrawn from the population

          The avaricious pays twice, and the suckers constantly and at inflated prices))) They chose the path to Ivropu, so let them stomp along the way and pay until the powder turns their pockets inside out.
          1. nadezhiva
            nadezhiva 20 March 2018 22: 51
            +2
            Qatar LNG is one and a half times more expensive than European reverse. There are certainly no comments. The Turks have already stated that they will not let gas carriers pass through the straits. Those. Remains only through Poland. Well .... Poland is positive. Naftogaz will pay the Poles for using the infrastructure of their LNG terminal and for transit through all of Poland to Ukraine. It remains only to find who will sponsor this scam of the century.
            1. Sergey985
              Sergey985 21 March 2018 06: 48
              0
              As a result, gas carriers will go to Poland from the USA. Shtatniks will not miss such an opportunity. But, in fact, these are all very crazy ideas.
        3. Piramidon
          Piramidon 20 March 2018 21: 58
          +3
          Quote: LSA57
          find hidden reserves. the last stash will be withdrawn from the population

          I feel that this guy will throw Petrukh with a black bagel on his head (see photo). The Poles have not yet been paid for reverse gas.
        4. Slavs B
          Slavs B 21 March 2018 00: 20
          0
          If they stayed, those nest egg ...
      2. self-propelled
        self-propelled 20 March 2018 20: 38
        +9
        Quote: Andrey K
        Qatar is ready. Well done in Qatar!

        "We're not looking for easy ways" laughing

        In Ukraine there is no terminal for regasification of liquefied gas, i.e. First, LNG must be delivered to a country that has similar capacities (for example, Poland), and from there it can be pumped to the Ukrainian GTS. just a great supply chain wassat .
        PS why do they not want to buy Norwegian gas from Lithuania? it seems closer, at the same time, and sister cities for Russophobia would help ...
        1. the most important
          the most important 20 March 2018 21: 40
          +1
          Quote: self-propelled
          In Ukraine there is no terminal for regasification of liquefied gas, i.e. First, LNG must be delivered to a country that has similar capacities (for example, Poland), and from there it can be pumped to the Ukrainian GTS. just a great supply chain.
          PS why do they not want to buy Norwegian gas from Lithuania? it seems closer, at the same time, and sister cities for Russophobia would help ...

          The route is not that ... But there are two super directions: 1. Around Africa and Europe to Poland and around India, China along the Northern Sea Route also to Poland! If an alcoholic acquires tankers, then they will be transported through the Panama Canal for the benefit of his native people!
          1. Zoldat_A
            Zoldat_A 21 March 2018 01: 39
            +5
            Quote: the most important
            If an alcoholic acquires tankers, then they will be transported through the Panama Canal for the benefit of his native people!

            If Ukraine does not drink, eat, DO NOT FIGHT, then the budget will be enough for almost one and a half hundred small tankers (excluding the cost of operation) !! All the gas that Qatar has will be taken out. They will also sell gas to Europe - Gazprom jam ....
        2. Nyrobsky
          Nyrobsky 20 March 2018 22: 25
          +1
          Quote: self-propelled
          PS why do they not want to buy Norwegian gas from Lithuania? it seems closer, at the same time, and sister cities for Russophobia would help ...

          There is no tube between Lithuania and Durkaina. If only carry in cans. request
      3. Evil543
        Evil543 20 March 2018 20: 59
        +3
        Quote: Andrey K
        ... Qatar is ready to provide Ukraine with liquefied gas. This is a unique opportunity to increase the energy security of our state ...

        Qatar is ready. Well done in Qatar!
        Is 404 ready to buy?



        Yeah, Turkey refused to let the American gas carrier into Ukraine through the strait due to the danger to Istanbul
        1. helmi8
          helmi8 20 March 2018 21: 13
          +2
          Quote: Evil543
          Yeah, Turkey refused to let the American gas carrier into Ukraine through the strait due to the danger to Istanbul

          And does it make sense to go through the Bosphorus? Then to the return trip? There are no terminal for unloading of puppies ...
      4. ufpb
        ufpb 21 March 2018 10: 16
        +1
        The old fable. Also, “Azirov” concluded contracts for the construction of the terminal with a ski instructor. Fool dummy rich.
    2. ancestors from Don
      ancestors from Don 20 March 2018 19: 56
      +7
      It is not profitable to transport through the Bosphorus, it is more convenient around Alaska, so it will be saturated with the scent of freedom and there will be more enameled broth.
      1. Nyrobsky
        Nyrobsky 20 March 2018 20: 49
        +1
        Quote: ancestors from the Don
        It is not profitable to transport through the Bosphorus, it is more convenient around Alaska, so it will be saturated with the scent of freedom and there will be more enameled broth.
        Do they even have ports in their ports for receiving liquefied natural gas?
      2. Scoun
        Scoun 20 March 2018 20: 55
        +2
        Quote: ancestors from the Don
        It’s not profitable to transport through the Bosphorus,

        Turks won’t let them through the Bosphorus, purely because of security ...... there, when passing such a colossus .... in general, this is not an option.



        | news
        riafan.ru/227326-turtsiya-zakryila...
        Turkish authorities have banned tankers carrying liquefied natural gas for Ukraine from passing through the Bosphorus. ... “First of all, we are talking about the security of busy and narrow ducts. Istanbul is a densely populated city, and LNG tankers are much larger ... Read more
        1. Evil543
          Evil543 20 March 2018 23: 46
          +1
          Quote: Scoun
          Quote: ancestors from the Don
          It’s not profitable to transport through the Bosphorus,

          Turks won’t let them through the Bosphorus, purely because of security ...... there, when passing such a colossus .... in general, this is not an option.



          | news
          riafan.ru/227326-turtsiya-zakryila...
          Turkish authorities have banned tankers carrying liquefied natural gas for Ukraine from passing through the Bosphorus. ... “First of all, we are talking about the security of busy and narrow ducts. Istanbul is a densely populated city, and LNG tankers are much larger ... Read more


          I’m reading not one news hi
    3. ancestors from Don
      ancestors from Don 20 March 2018 19: 59
      +1
      Quote: Serge Gorely
      The question of the Ukrainian translator is, "How is it in Arabic for free?"

      In all dictionaries of the world, the Ukrainian transcription of the spelling and pronunciation of this concept as the founders is accepted.
    4. Major Yurik
      Major Yurik 20 March 2018 20: 14
      +4
      Someone explained to gunpowder that gas exchange for fat is impossible, but halam is halal! belay
      1. Zoldat_A
        Zoldat_A 21 March 2018 01: 42
        +6
        Yuri, hi !
        Quote: Major Yurik
        Someone explained to gunpowder that gas exchange for fat is impossible, but halam is halal! belay

        Sheep will be bred instead of pigs. On fat tail. There in Parliament and in their government how many tribal sits ... lol We can borrow from our Government, from the economic bloc ...
  2. Observer2014
    Observer2014 20 March 2018 19: 45
    +8
    Poroshenko has found another "unique" opportunity to get rid of Russian gas
    It remains a mere trifle. To buy and deliver this gas to Ukraine.
    1. Andrey K
      Andrey K 20 March 2018 19: 55
      +9
      Sergei hi
      Quote: Observer2014
      ... There remains a mere trifle. To buy and deliver this gas to Ukraine ...

      I climbed the Internet and it turned out that the pan-and-panheads plan to use the terminal built in Poland, and from there to suck laughing
      1. LSA57
        LSA57 20 March 2018 20: 04
        +4
        Quote: Andrey K
        and from there suck pipes

        perverts lol
        1. Andrey K
          Andrey K 20 March 2018 20: 16
          +5
          Quote: LSA57
          ... perverts lol...

          Well, like this... repeat
          And what do they have to do? request
          The Europeans of cowards with circle mugs promised - they marred and left, they have no desire to contain. As they can, the technology is proven laughing
          1. The comment was deleted.
      2. Dym71
        Dym71 20 March 2018 20: 08
        +2
        Quote: Andrey K
        pan-panheads plan to use the terminal built in Poland, and from there suck

        You won’t run into the Poles, the annual capacity of regasification of the LNG terminal in Swinoujscie is 5 billion cubic meters.
        1. Lopatov
          Lopatov 20 March 2018 20: 15
          +5
          Quote: Dym71
          You won’t run into the Poles, the annual capacity of regasification of the LNG terminal in Swinoujscie is 5 billion cubic meters.

          That's all to Ukraine and sent. And for the money received from them they will buy cheap natural from Germany.
          1. Dym71
            Dym71 20 March 2018 20: 44
            +3
            Now Ukraine can receive from Poland about 1 billion cubic meters. m of gas per year.
            To expand the gas pipeline system, the construction of the Drozdovichi-Germanovichi interconnector is planned by 2021. hi
            The implementation of this project will increase the volume of gas supplies to both sides as necessary. Up to 8 billion cubic meters m. from Ukraine to Poland and 5-7 billion cubic meters. m. of gas from Poland to Ukraine.
            I was not curious about how things are going with the construction, but it seems to me that the horse was not lying there yet! laughing
            1. Lopatov
              Lopatov 20 March 2018 21: 55
              +1
              Yes, by and large it is their problem, Ukraine and Poland.

              Here are just a feint usual for Ukrainians in the gas sphere with their ears in the form of a transfer of controversial issues from a purely commercial sphere to politics with the Poles will no longer work.

              What greed leads to ... But it all started with the struggle of Ukrainians for the inalienable right to resell gas received at discounted prices, while at the same time constituting fierce competition to Gazprom. Which just simply could not like it by default
              1. Dym71
                Dym71 20 March 2018 22: 11
                +1
                In Gazprom, the same geese are good, there was nothing with thieves to sign contracts for ten years in advance.
                1. Lopatov
                  Lopatov 21 March 2018 08: 57
                  +1
                  Quote: Dym71
                  In Gazprom, the same geese are good, there was nothing with thieves to sign contracts for ten years in advance.

                  Apparently, they did not really evaluate the Western Themis.
                  1. Dym71
                    Dym71 21 March 2018 10: 03
                    0
                    Quote: Spade
                    Apparently, they did not really evaluate the Western Themis.

                    We have scandals and litigation on gas contracts every 3-5 years with Sumerians!
                    This is all because of her:
                    Quote: Spade
                    What greed brings ...

                    yes
                    1. Lopatov
                      Lopatov 21 March 2018 10: 36
                      +1
                      Quote: Dym71
                      We have scandals and litigation on gas contracts every 3-5 years with Sumerians!

                      That's not the point.
                      Although this is not particularly spread, there is nothing to be proud of, but the European "independent Themis" always takes the side of the opponents of Gazprom.
                      Poland, Lithuania, Czech Republic ... Now Ukraine. Ours cannot win lawsuits by default.
                      Because they were initially mistaken, considering that the rules of the game are the same for everyone. But European crooks showed them that this is not so. They are simply not able to conduct business honestly.
                      1. Dym71
                        Dym71 21 March 2018 12: 02
                        0
                        Quote: Spade
                        Ours cannot win lawsuits by default.

                        They need to tear them in this Gazprom, like sidor goats and there will be a default order. (It is curious how much annual premiums Gazprom top management received in 2017?) wink
            2. Zoldat_A
              Zoldat_A 21 March 2018 01: 47
              +5
              Quote: Dym71
              The implementation of this project will increase the volume of gas supplies to both sides as necessary. Up to 8 billion cubic meters m. from Ukraine to Poland and 5-7 billion cubic meters. m. of gas from Poland to Ukraine.

              Ukraine consumes about 21 billion cubic meters per year (2014 data). Where to get the rest?
              1. Dym71
                Dym71 21 March 2018 09: 56
                0
                Quote: Zoldat_A
                Ukraine consumes about 21 billion cubic meters per year (2014 data).

                Most likely you have data on annual consumption by the population, now the population consumes 18 billion cubic meters + approximately 10 billion cubic meters is taken by killed industry per year. = 28 billion of which 20,5 billion cubic meters (2017) are own production.
                Yes Yes! Ukraine has its own production, in the amount necessary for the population, but do they need it? laughing
        2. The comment was deleted.
    2. major147
      major147 20 March 2018 20: 41
      +1
      Aha, 480 dollars against 160 dollars for 1000 cubes for today. Good luck!
      1. win
        win 20 March 2018 22: 09
        +1
        480 dollars against 160 dollars per 1000 cubic meters



        But kaaakoooy smell of "freedom ..." belay
    3. Piramidon
      Piramidon 20 March 2018 22: 02
      0
      Quote: Observer2014
      It remains a mere trifle. To buy and deliver this gas to Ukraine.

      The most important thing is to get money from it, but the rest is not important.
  3. S_Baykala
    S_Baykala 20 March 2018 19: 46
    +12
    Distance Qatar-Poland even by plane - 4000 km. It’s inconvenient to transport gas by air (I have a friend in Naftogaz, I called, he explained to me). Given that by the sea there is still a hook in the 2-300 km formed .... Flag in hand. On the other hand, it’s probably cheaper than on terminals from Europe it turns out.
    ps something ryu
  4. Masya masya
    Masya masya 20 March 2018 19: 48
    +10
    as I understand it, what this "energy security" and "energy independence" will not cost is not announced ... wink
    1. tol100v
      tol100v 20 March 2018 19: 54
      +5
      Quote: Masya Masya
      will cost not voiced ...

      Fears! Rope without soap the price of this project!
    2. LSA57
      LSA57 20 March 2018 19: 55
      +2
      Quote: Masya Masya
      as I understand it, what this "energy security" and "energy independence" will not cost is not announced ...

      anyway, he will not pay from his own
      1. Masya masya
        Masya masya 20 March 2018 20: 10
        +6
        Quote: LSA57
        anyway, he will not pay from his own

        I have big doubts that I will pay at all ...
        1. LSA57
          LSA57 20 March 2018 20: 23
          0
          Quote: Masya Masya
          I have big doubts that I will pay at all ...

          there will not be spoiled, ripped off to the very Faberge
    3. Solomon Kane
      Solomon Kane 20 March 2018 20: 09
      +6
      To Marina, like a lady. Ladies notice EVERYTHING!
      The attitude of the Qatari "Pepper" to Peter the 404th ....... what is Pepper shod with?
      The status of Petit, the Arabs do not perceive - so, dude stopped by to drink some coffee.
      It is not allowed for the first person of a foreign state to shoe leather flip-flops under the shackle. And for the official meeting is required "bisht" .....
      Well, something like this:
      1. Masya masya
        Masya masya 20 March 2018 20: 23
        +5
        Konstantin, howdy there! love
        Quote: Solomon Kane
        Not required before the 1st person of a foreign state

        1st person, what state does it represent? so the territory ... and the face, it was not a face at all ... God forgive me ...
        1. Tersky
          Tersky 20 March 2018 20: 38
          +3
          Quote: Masya Masya
          1-th person, what state does it represent? so the territory ..

          That's right, so it will soon sound-Territorial Education Ukraine. The termination of a state treaty of friendship between Ukraine and Russia, conceived in a country of neighboring nationality, which would inflict a devastating blow primarily to Ukrainian statehood, for it would deprive its eastern border of legal recognition from the Russian Federation.
          1. The comment was deleted.
            1. Tersky
              Tersky 20 March 2018 21: 05
              +3
              Thank you Marina! Neighing over a joke good but forced to remove. Special thanks for the good night. yes , But the children's time is not over yet, I’ll walk a lot more, and there on the pot and in the bunk laughing
    4. Reserve officer
      Reserve officer 20 March 2018 20: 23
      +2
      Quote: Masya Masya
      as I understand it, what this "energy security" and "energy independence" will not cost is not announced ... wink


      What kind of energy independence is there? In Ukraine, there is only one independence - independence from state sovereignty. Everything else - "what you dear, Mr. American master."
  5. Kerensky
    Kerensky 20 March 2018 19: 48
    +2
    Will Poles receive and process Qatari gas for free? You need to ask them first ...
  6. shinobi
    shinobi 20 March 2018 19: 49
    0
    On the road! Do they have LNG terminals at all?
    1. Methane
      Methane 20 March 2018 20: 15
      0
      Will rent ...
  7. rruvim
    rruvim 20 March 2018 19: 49
    +1
    Waltzman doesn’t need to be circumcised, just put on sandals on his bare legs and he will “dance” to the duff, and not just to the American “pipe” ...
  8. Hey
    Hey 20 March 2018 19: 50
    +5
    Turks do not let gas carriers pass through the Bosphorus, and if they agree with the Turks, then a plant still needs to be built to receive and process liquefied gas.
  9. NEXUS
    NEXUS 20 March 2018 19: 52
    +9
    For me alone, does this miracle give rise to an association with a dung beetle?
    1. Tusv
      Tusv 20 March 2018 20: 17
      +1
      Quote: NEXUS
      For me alone, does this miracle give rise to an association with a dung beetle?

      I wanted to object to you, Andryukha, saying that Sorrow is the same dung beetle, but a symbol of prosperity and prosperity.
      Everything turned out to be much more interesting. Outside Ukraine, this insect is listed in the Red Book.
      Manure sea, prosperity and well-being of Nem
      1. NEXUS
        NEXUS 20 March 2018 20: 20
        +5
        Quote: Tusv
        Manure sea, prosperity and well-being of Nem

        And for seb? laughing
        1. Tusv
          Tusv 20 March 2018 20: 30
          +1
          Quote: NEXUS
          And for seb?

          Well, it’s not going to deprive yourself. He is a brilliant diamond in the shit like a fish in water lol
          1. NEXUS
            NEXUS 20 March 2018 20: 32
            +5
            Quote: Tusv
            Like a fish in water

            I am sure that like a fish and how exactly in the water? wassat
            1. Tusv
              Tusv 20 March 2018 20: 45
              +2
              Quote: NEXUS
              I am sure that like a fish and how exactly in the water?

              Let's get together on rhinestones in feces? A sort of fragment of a faceted glass in a cesspool. Shines and shines drinks
              There is no need to compare a noble insect with a non-drowning swimmer in an ice hole bully
              1. NEXUS
                NEXUS 20 March 2018 21: 08
                +7
                Quote: Tusv
                There is no need to compare a noble insect with a non-drowning swimmer in an ice hole

                Well, you’re not a nerd ... wassat it walks like that, and it stinks badly ... and how do I, in this matter, determine to the complete amateur what is emitted by such an amber ... a dung beetle or what it rolls from day to day from five-year to five-year-old. repeat
                1. Tusv
                  Tusv 20 March 2018 21: 35
                  +1
                  Quote: NEXUS
                  Well, you’re not a nerd,

                  So here we are all not nerds vs stinks. lol
                  And who is easy right now?
    2. Tersky
      Tersky 20 March 2018 20: 40
      +4
      Quote: NEXUS
      For me alone, does this miracle give rise to an association with a dung beetle?

      Do not flatter the amoeba, the beetle compared to it - the highest mind yes Andrew, hi !
      1. NEXUS
        NEXUS 20 March 2018 20: 42
        +5
        Quote: Tersky
        Do not flatter the amoeba, the beetle compared to it - the highest mind Andrey,!

        Swim finely, citizen ... laughing I’m talking about a certain brown substance and the system that distills this substance. lol
        1. Tersky
          Tersky 20 March 2018 20: 47
          +3
          Quote: NEXUS
          I'm about some brown substance

          laughing Well, you need to write, they say this fecal mass ...., yes visited the ancestral home of the scorpions ... wink
          1. NEXUS
            NEXUS 20 March 2018 21: 06
            +5
            Quote: Tersky
            Well, you need to write, they say this fecal mass.

            Fuh, this is bad manners ... let's call it a product of secondary distillation ... we need to be more politically correct ... wassat
  10. AleksPol
    AleksPol 20 March 2018 19: 54
    +4
    All the same, sometimes like Poroshenko, knows how to cheer up. He chose the wrong profession, the very thing in a booth. In the role of the main clown. He deliberately lifted his trouser legs, in deference to the prince, on the same level. Well at least the socks are not torn laughing
    1. LSA57
      LSA57 20 March 2018 20: 06
      +3
      Quote: AleksPol
      He chose the wrong profession, the very thing in a booth. In the role of the main clown.

      he acts in all genres
  11. Thunderbolt
    Thunderbolt 20 March 2018 20: 01
    +2
    The qatars have cool slippers, and bullshit news ... after all, what can they exchange this expensive product for? The pennies are dumb, for fat, or something ... wassat
    1. Nyrobsky
      Nyrobsky 20 March 2018 21: 00
      +4
      Quote: Thunderbolt
      The qatars have cool slippers, and bullshit news ... after all, what can they exchange this expensive product for? The pennies are dumb, for fat, or something ... wassat

      A penny for them is a relic of the past and an anachronism !!! No. They are now taking more and more debt, proudly and disinterestedly))) repeat
  12. Methane
    Methane 20 March 2018 20: 14
    +1
    Quote: Observer2014
    Poroshenko has found another "unique" opportunity to get rid of Russian gas
    It remains a mere trifle. To buy and deliver this gas to Ukraine.

    "Over the Sea, Heifer Half, Yes, Ruble-Transport" (c)
    How much does this "independent Qatari happiness" cost, he did not specify?
  13. earloop
    earloop 20 March 2018 20: 19
    +1
    Qatar is good! USA is good! So you can "get windy" in two "pines"!
    1. Zoldat_A
      Zoldat_A 21 March 2018 01: 55
      +6
      Quote: earloop
      Qatar is good! USA is good! So you can "get windy" in two "pines"!

      Something was remembered about "the engine is good, the plane is good ....
      Quote: earloop
      Qatar is good! USA is good!

      And Russia is worse ... lol
  14. Baloo
    Baloo 20 March 2018 20: 21
    +4
    Pennsylvania coal from Novorossiysk, Qatari LNG from Yamal, and Petrukh’s money? “Abroad will help us,” said Petruha clearly.
  15. awl
    awl 20 March 2018 20: 25
    +3
    The Poles will wind up the price smile
  16. Dormidont
    Dormidont 20 March 2018 20: 31
    +2
    It’s better to count on internal reserves and switch to practically inexhaustible diatoms
    1. Methane
      Methane 20 March 2018 20: 58
      +1
      "Poroshenko has found another" unique "opportunity to get rid of Russian gas" ...
      Still to find a unique opportunity to get rid of Poroshenko ...
  17. Govorun
    Govorun 20 March 2018 20: 59
    0
    Poroshenko has found another "unique" opportunity to get rid of Russian gas
    Well, from such an opportunity is not a sin to drink, Peter Alekseich ....
  18. Vlad Petrov
    Vlad Petrov 20 March 2018 21: 05
    +1
    With Qatari LNG, Petka will give birth to such a large and liquid bunch that it is enough for everyone and grandchildren and great-great-great-grandchildren. Rejoice Bandera!
  19. Servisinzhener
    Servisinzhener 20 March 2018 21: 08
    +1
    Only for this gas will have to pay. And the Arabs sometimes have a chip in the contracts, that if the price is higher somewhere, they will sell gas there, and not to the client who has contracted it. And I remember when Yanukovych also held similar negotiations. They even wanted to build a reception terminal. And then it turned out that the head of the foreign delegation was a ski instructor from Spain.
  20. Kerensky
    Kerensky 20 March 2018 21: 10
    +3
    Petro Lekseich with whom he will not meet, immediately begins to stir up joint projects. That drives in Somalia, will agree to pirate together.
    1. Sergey D_2
      Sergey D_2 20 March 2018 22: 19
      +2
      Quote: Kerensky
      Petro Lekseich with whom he will not meet, immediately begins to stir up joint projects. That drives in Somalia, will agree to pirate together.

      One underwater engine is worth it. For a long time they rushed with it)))))
      1. Zoldat_A
        Zoldat_A 21 March 2018 02: 00
        +7
        Quote: Sergey D_2
        Quote: Kerensky
        Petro Lekseich with whom he will not meet, immediately begins to stir up joint projects. That drives in Somalia, will agree to pirate together.

        One underwater engine is worth it. For a long time they rushed with it)))))

        The great N.V. Gogol told about this a long time ago.
        “Sometimes, looking from the porch to the courtyard and the pond, he would say how good it would be if you suddenly draw an underground passage from the house or build a stone bridge across the pond, on which there would be on both sides of the shop, and so that they merchants sat and sold various small goods needed for the peasants. “Moreover, his eyes became extremely sweet and his face took on the most satisfied expression, but all these projects ended in just one word ...”

        1. Mordvin 3
          Mordvin 3 21 March 2018 02: 23
          +1
          Is it exactly Gogol? I don’t remember that. Dead souls, no?
          1. Zoldat_A
            Zoldat_A 21 March 2018 03: 30
            +7
            Quote: mordvin xnumx
            Is it exactly Gogol? I don’t remember that. Dead souls, no?

            Well, how so, Vladimir? Do not disappoint me. Manilov, on the other hand ... I reread this great book about once every five years. She is not about those landowners - she is about today. Well, for example - isn't it about us?
            “Suddenly, as the wind blows, we will start charity, incentive, and social networks. The goal will be beautiful, but for all that, nothing will come of it. Maybe this is due to the fact that we are suddenly satisfied at the very beginning and already consider that everything is done. For example, having started some kind of charitable society for the poor and donated significant sums, we immediately set a dinner for all the first dignitaries of the city to commemorate such a laudable act, of course, for half of all donated sums; the rest is hired immediately for the committee by a magnificent apartment, with heating and caretakers, and then the whole amount for the poor remains five rubles and a half, and even then in the distribution of this amount not all members agree with each other, and everyone sticks his own kumu. "
            There is one more book that I remember from cover to cover - "The Twelve Chairs" and "The Golden Calf" by I. Ilf and E. Petrov. And a series of stories by O'Henry "The Noble Swindler" is generally an encyclopedia of Russian business ... good
            1. Mordvin 3
              Mordvin 3 21 March 2018 03: 39
              +1
              And I'm resting on the couch, like this one ... Oblomov. laughing
              1. Zoldat_A
                Zoldat_A 21 March 2018 03: 52
                +5
                Quote: mordvin xnumx
                And I'm resting on the couch, like this one ... Oblomov. laughing

                Not ... I still work, although the pension is already military and by age. Of course, the son and daughter are mainly pulled - the son of production, the daughter of finance. But a general taxiing, definition of a strategy, is still necessary. Yes, and there are such "partners" on which I can yell easily, but not my son. Although, of course, he mainly came to work, brandy banged, looked at two or three folders and drove home. I won’t work - lard on the couch swim. The same thing without sports. This morning he was in the hospital for maintenance - the engine is a bit flimsy, they don’t give cognac, they don’t let him into the gym-pool. The head doctor saw that I was wrung out on my fists in the room - I didn’t have to pump myself out a bit ... In general, as my father, in 8 years, brought his hand into boxing - so I’ve been moving for almost 70 years. Now release on tatami Petrushka and GDP - laughing laughing laughing ! But the GDP of Parsley is 13 years older ....
                1. Mordvin 3
                  Mordvin 3 21 March 2018 04: 15
                  +1
                  At seventeen I was pushing 25 times on my fingers, 45 on my fists, and 50 on my palms. In one session. And now something of that .. bummed. crying And he ate his belly ...
                  1. Zoldat_A
                    Zoldat_A 21 March 2018 04: 25
                    +6
                    Quote: mordvin xnumx
                    At seventeen I was pushing 25 times on my fingers, 45 on my fists, and 50 on my palms. In one session. And now something of that .. bummed. crying And he ate his belly ...

                    For 17 years is not bad. But, Vladimir, you and I have run far from the topic of the article. Now the moderators will wake up - the comments will be cleared ...
                    1. Mordvin 3
                      Mordvin 3 21 March 2018 04: 32
                      +1
                      Yeah. They’ll come right now and they’ll put us both butt. wink
  21. mavrus
    mavrus 20 March 2018 21: 44
    0
    Interestingly, they discussed the price ... And it will turn out more expensive than the Poles this winter. Or banderdlog price to the bulb, people got rich after Maydayna. The main thing is that it is "not aggressor" ... And Poland, even look at the aggressors, will follow Russia.
  22. Sergey D_2
    Sergey D_2 20 March 2018 22: 17
    +2
    Maybe I’m confusing it, but Turkey does not pass gas carriers through the Bosphorus. In principle. Any.
    1. Nyrobsky
      Nyrobsky 20 March 2018 22: 31
      +1
      Quote: Sergey D_2
      Maybe I’m confusing it, but Turkey does not pass gas carriers through the Bosphorus. In principle. Any.

      No, do not confuse. The way it is. But is this a reason for Petka to refuse from the "Dream". Yes, and his subjects skakuazy can dream to the full satisfaction of the whole Bandera tribe about the imminent warming in the kitchens.
      1. Sergey D_2
        Sergey D_2 20 March 2018 22: 47
        +2
        Quote: Nyrobsky
        Quote: Sergey D_2
        Maybe I’m confusing it, but Turkey does not pass gas carriers through the Bosphorus. In principle. Any.

        No, do not confuse. The way it is. But is this a reason for Petka to refuse from the "Dream". Yes, and his subjects skakuazy can dream to the full satisfaction of the whole Bandera tribe about the imminent warming in the kitchens.

        Then you have to carry by England .... They are crazy there)))))
        1. tihonmarine
          tihonmarine 20 March 2018 23: 12
          0
          Ships in the Bosphorus go in two directions, but gas carriers and large tankers go in one direction, and the rest are waiting. And how much is anchored in the roadstead of Istanbul and in a drift lies to Marmara, waiting for several days, and God forbid fog or snow. Well, here is the phenomenon of Poroshenko in the straits.
    2. Kerensky
      Kerensky 20 March 2018 23: 02
      +1
      Turkey does not pass gas carriers through the Bosphorus. Fundamentally. Any.

      What's the use? Where to take it on this side of the Bosphorus?
      Yes, and the Poles did not stop the terminal, they still did not have enough Ukrainian gas.
      So, we talked and dispersed ....
  23. Falcond
    Falcond 20 March 2018 22: 48
    +1
    Poroshenko found another “unique” opportunity to get rid of Russian gas: grow peas and produce your own!)
  24. tihonmarine
    tihonmarine 20 March 2018 23: 02
    +1
    Ukrainian business: "We will sell vodka in Poland, and we will drink the money in Krakow."
  25. Dormidont
    Dormidont 20 March 2018 23: 02
    +8
    Delivery channels are already being developed
    1. Nyrobsky
      Nyrobsky 21 March 2018 00: 19
      +3
      Quote: Dormidont
      Delivery channels are already being developed

      laughing FSE !!! I killed him completely))) Pad became steel !!! Dormidont this 5+! I don’t know how to sleep now. laughing
  26. LeonidL
    LeonidL 21 March 2018 01: 02
    +1
    "Qatar is ready to provide Ukraine with liquefied gas. This is a unique opportunity to increase the energy security of our state ..." But what has ended in Slovakia gas? now need ships from Qatar? And where will we put the terminal? And how much does this gold gas cost? However, the last Poproshenko does not care, it’s not him to pay. ... Hk, Qatar is so Qatar ... lower respiratory tract to you, Petyunchik!
  27. svp67
    svp67 21 March 2018 01: 43
    0
    and deliveries can go through a terminal in Poland or through the Bosphorus.
    Through Poland maybe, but how many pans will they ask for? But through the Bosphorus - NO, the Turks DO NOT MISS the gas tankers ...
  28. Disorder
    Disorder 21 March 2018 02: 09
    +1
    And how will the owner look at it? I bought coal, but I fought for gas in Qatar.
  29. Evil 55
    Evil 55 21 March 2018 03: 22
    0
    Well, yes ... in capsule-granular form on camels through six countries ... Oh, and Petenka is sick on his head, he was released early from Kashchenko ..
  30. a.viktorov
    a.viktorov 21 March 2018 04: 52
    0
    1 mile = 1,8 km.

  31. Chaos
    Chaos 21 March 2018 05: 22
    0
    So they bought American shale.
    1. Nyrobsky
      Nyrobsky 21 March 2018 09: 40
      +1
      Quote: Chaos
      So they bought American shale.

      Hto? winked
  32. sgr291158
    sgr291158 21 March 2018 05: 51
    0
    According to his statements, you can accurately say how many times he sits on a glass.
  33. Metallurg_2
    Metallurg_2 21 March 2018 07: 15
    +1
    I’m embarrassed to ask - does the port infrastructure for receiving LNG from Qatar already exist?
  34. gloomy fox
    gloomy fox 21 March 2018 08: 20
    0
    Yeah, it will be in the same way as with European gas. Qatar will buy gas through intermediaries from the Russian Federation to Yamal LNG and sell it by Svidomo, well, or else where it will buy on the cheap.
  35. zivXP
    zivXP 21 March 2018 08: 55
    0
    Well, glory to Petya, there were saviors.
  36. Urantian
    Urantian 21 March 2018 10: 01
    +1
    In Khokhlostan it is necessary to stop the supply of everything ... and close the import of their goods into our country ... they go to hell ...
  37. Valdemar One-type
    Valdemar One-type 21 March 2018 11: 28
    0
    Turks do not let gas carriers through the Bosphorus.
    and it will be interesting to see if the Somalis capture the gas carrier and accidentally blow it up.
  38. neoshef
    neoshef 21 March 2018 19: 36
    0
    Through the Bosphorus? Interestingly, and Ukrainians asked the Turks they will let gas carriers pass?