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The leaders among the options for the name of the latest Russian weapons

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The website of the Russian Ministry of Defense presents the most popular versions of the name of the newest Russian weapons. We are talking about missile systems and combat laser modules, which, in the format of the presentation, Russian President Vladimir Putin demonstrated during his message to the Federal Assembly of the Russian Federation.


So, for an unmanned underwater vehicle that can be equipped with missiles with nuclear warheads in the leaders of the following three option: Kraken (15,87%), Sheptun (28,7%), Crucian (31,49%).

For combat laser The following most popular options have been proposed: Bunny (9,83%), Ophthalmologist (18,98%) and Gorynych (32,65%).

The leaders among the options for the name of the latest Russian weapons


For cruise missile with a nuclear power plant, the following (most popular) names are suggested: “Nezhdanchik” (18,3%), “Emperor” or “Monarch” (20,75%) and “Palmyra” (23,29%).

Thus, in the intermediate leaders in three types of weapons: "Karas", "Gorynych" and "Palmyra".

The general list includes such options as “Stalin” (1,61%), “Matryoshka” (0,11%), “Ivan Susanin” (0,01%), “Leech” (0,11%) and many others.

Voting on the website of the Ministry of Defense for the names submitted earlier continues.
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  1. jjj
    jjj 15 March 2018 16: 40
    +13
    A rocket whose shape resembles a triangle would be nice to call - a balalaika
    1. Crowe
      Crowe 15 March 2018 16: 42
      +12
      We need a laser not "Gorynych", but "Zhirinovsky" to name. Really burns.
      1. LSA57
        LSA57 15 March 2018 16: 54
        +7
        Quote: Crowe
        We need a laser not "Gorynych", but "Zhirinovsky" to name. Really burns.

        then he will run for President three more times laughing
        1. For example
          For example 15 March 2018 17: 16
          +2
          Death to the fascist invaders! And then the numbers 1,2,3,4 ....
        2. Tektor
          Tektor 15 March 2018 17: 29
          +1
          The laser should be called the "Polynomial" ... From a joke about the crying Petka and Chapaev with a shovel who was going to look for the "square root". Petka was given homework: "Decompose a member into a polynomial." Here he is with a knife and crying ... The laser is the same knife.
          1. AnpeL
            AnpeL 15 March 2018 18: 55
            +2
            The battle laser should be called "The Eye of Sauron", which would have been worse than the Britobobits and Germanophones
            1. san4es
              san4es 15 March 2018 20: 39
              +4
              Quote: AnpeL
              ... should be called, "Eye of Sauron,"

              am.... "Eye of Sauron" is a point of $ oresa
          2. Grenader
            Grenader 15 March 2018 21: 03
            +9
            Quote: Tektor
            The laser should be called the "Polynomial" ... From a joke about the crying Petka and Chapaev with a shovel who was going to look for the "square root". Petka was given homework: "Decompose a member into a polynomial." Here he is with a knife and crying ... The laser is the same knife.
            This is about
        3. vlad66
          vlad66 15 March 2018 18: 07
          +5
          Quote: LSA57
          Quote: Crowe
          We need a laser not "Gorynych", but "Zhirinovsky" to name. Really burns.

          then he will run for President three more times laughing

          So he runs for almost every election, it seems like he missed only in 2008 and 1996 (please correct if I'm mistaken). So Sergey is not surprising. hi
          1. LSA57
            LSA57 15 March 2018 19: 12
            +1
            Quote: vlad66
            So he runs for almost every election, it seems like he missed only in 2008 and 1996 (please correct if I'm mistaken). So Sergey is not surprising.

            Yes, I'm talking about something that will not calm down and continue to trample laughing
            1. vlad66
              vlad66 15 March 2018 19: 24
              +7
              Quote: LSA57
              that will not calm down and trample on

              So I'm talking about Sergey too hi God grant, of course, life and health to him, but Zhirik and in the coffin will seem to stand as a candidate. laughing hi
          2. Mordvin 3
            Mordvin 3 15 March 2018 19: 22
            0
            Yes, never missed, like. recourse
            Quote: vlad66
            So he runs for almost every election, sort of like in 2008 and 1996 he missed only
      2. Troll
        Troll 15 March 2018 17: 27
        +2
        Quote: Crowe
        We need a laser not "Gorynych", but "Zhirinovsky" to name. Really burns.

        then already "Zhirik"
        1. Vadim237
          Vadim237 15 March 2018 19: 16
          0
          For a laser installation more "Hydor" is suitable.
          1. Nikolaevich I
            Nikolaevich I 16 March 2018 03: 40
            +1
            Quote: Vadim237
            For a laser installation more "Hydor" is suitable

            And what is "Solarium" bad? request
      3. alexmach
        alexmach 15 March 2018 22: 07
        0
        I liked the "bunny" more. I agree with Karasem and Palmyra
      4. Julio Jurenito
        Julio Jurenito 16 March 2018 14: 31
        0
        Gorynych is already there. Installation of remote clearance.
    2. Spartanez300
      Spartanez300 15 March 2018 16: 43
      +3
      For an underwater vehicle, Harpoon is more suitable, for a laser it is Gorgon, and for a cruise missile with a nuclear installation it is Manta.
      1. Aristarkh Lyudvigovich
        Aristarkh Lyudvigovich 15 March 2018 16: 59
        +8
        There is a GRAU index and a name given by the developers. The rest is for the fun of the electorate.
        1. your1970
          your1970 15 March 2018 20: 32
          +1
          Quote: Aristarkh Lyudvigovich
          There is a GRAU index and a name given by the developers. The rest is for the fun of the electorate.
          -and what electorate knew “Sled” and “Acacia” with “Hyacinth” during the Soviet era?
      2. Ace Tambourine
        Ace Tambourine 15 March 2018 17: 16
        +3
        and ray Manda
        1. LSA57
          LSA57 15 March 2018 17: 26
          +3
          moderator (Putin) will not miss, banned request
        2. bamoves
          bamoves 16 March 2018 08: 39
          0
          Manda covered.
      3. Major Yurik
        Major Yurik 15 March 2018 17: 19
        +5
        Quote: Spartanez300
        For an underwater vehicle, Harpoon is more suitable, for a laser it is Gorgon, and for a cruise missile with a nuclear installation it is Manta.


        Victor, I would call our underwater surprise fabulous - “Water”, cruise missile-Munchausen ”(after all, on the“ nuclear ”engine nevertheless) yes Well, the laser is the "Flashlight"! Getting partners with stars from fabulous household weapons will somehow brighten up their difficult fate for the poor wizards who have asked for them! negative
        1. Tusv
          Tusv 15 March 2018 18: 42
          +2
          Getting partners with stars from fabulous household weapons will somehow brighten up their difficult fate for the poor wizards who have asked for them!

          Novokan, Morphine and other painkillers. In the West, and so there is no head, and even demolish it inadvertently
      4. Nikolaevich I
        Nikolaevich I 16 March 2018 03: 44
        +2
        Quote: Spartanez300
        for a cruise missile with a nuclear installation - Manta.

        The names on “M” like me, but the names of butterflies are better for a cruise missile: 1.Mahaon; 2.Maeger .... the second will be suitable. wink
    3. LSA57
      LSA57 15 March 2018 16: 53
      +1
      Quote: jjj
      A rocket whose shape resembles a triangle would be nice to call - a balalaika

      moreover, this word in the west is very well known laughing
    4. siberalt
      siberalt 15 March 2018 16: 58
      +2
      Putting a "whisperer", or "crucian" (in his pants) will no longer be funny, but scary! belay You can also recall the Pushkin mosquito. He also flew overseas.lol
      1. LSA57
        LSA57 15 March 2018 17: 07
        +2
        Quote: siberalt
        You can also recall the Pushkin mosquito. He also flew overseas.

        and stung in the eye laughing
    5. Maz
      Maz 15 March 2018 18: 25
      +1
      "Dostaevsky" - both culture and joke and irony and associations
    6. Black Colonel
      Black Colonel 15 March 2018 22: 12
      0
      Balalaika pilots called the MiG-21
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  3. Kochegarkin
    Kochegarkin 15 March 2018 16: 49
    +14
    PESEC -1
    PESEC -2
    PESEC -3
    1. LSA57
      LSA57 15 March 2018 16: 55
      +2
      Quote: The Stoker
      PESEC -1
      PESEC -2
      PESEC -3

      straight fur farm lol
    2. siberalt
      siberalt 15 March 2018 17: 11
      +4
      Then right away - "requiem". crying
    3. mark1
      mark1 15 March 2018 17: 39
      +2
      Or ABZAC in the same numbering.
    4. Black Colonel
      Black Colonel 15 March 2018 22: 21
      0
      When I scored my options PESEC and ABZAC, the words PESEC and ABZAC were in the lead, and nothing was said in the article about these words.
      1. mark1
        mark1 16 March 2018 07: 40
        +1
        I think so - a lot of authors have these two names, I also "flashed" but for some reason I did not get on the ABZAC list.
  4. You Vlad
    You Vlad 15 March 2018 16: 49
    +4
    That’s because GDP flows over the states lol
    1. LSA57
      LSA57 15 March 2018 16: 56
      +3
      Quote: You Vlad
      That’s because GDP flows over the states

      in his role laughing sense of humor good
      1. You Vlad
        You Vlad 15 March 2018 16: 59
        +4
        Quote: LSA57
        sense of humor

        The West is starting to G, and the GDP contest announces the best name for a koshcheevoy needle laughing
        1. LSA57
          LSA57 15 March 2018 17: 09
          +1
          Quote: You Vlad
          The West is starting to G, and the GDP contest announces the best name for a koshcheevoy needle

          and so it is necessary with them
        2. Ace Tambourine
          Ace Tambourine 15 March 2018 17: 19
          +2
          Well, if the Guarantor announces the nationwide game "Zarnitsa", the winner of which will be able to find the notorious nuclear case and get the right to press the button ...
          1. Black Colonel
            Black Colonel 15 March 2018 22: 29
            +2
            You can go even further in trolling: announce a competition for compliance with the plans of the General Staff of the Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation for the sequence of destruction of objects both in the territories of probable friends and in sea-air-space. The winner will be entitled to press the rocket launch button first. Friends toilet paper and diapers are guaranteed to be swept away on the day the contest is announced
  5. Piramidon
    Piramidon 15 March 2018 16: 51
    +4
    It seems that the “Arctic fox” was in the top three, and now it’s gone somewhere.
    1. LSA57
      LSA57 15 March 2018 17: 12
      0
      Quote: Piramidon
      It seems that the “Arctic fox” was in the top three, and now it’s gone somewhere.

      Alyonushka
      x
      116529 (6,6%)
      Albatross
      x
      268 (0,02%)
      Argument
      x
      523 (0,03%)
      Berdysh
      x
      42665 (2,42%)
      Blagovest
      x
      409 (0,02%)
      Petrel
      x
      485 (0,03%)
      Quince
      x
      157652 (8,93%)
      Retribution
      x
      480 (0,03%)
      Guarantee
      x
      404 (0,02%)
      Argument
      x
      202 (0,01%)
      Dart
      x
      255 (0,01%)
      Zeus
      x
      1652 (0,09%)
      Snake
      x
      164 (0,01%)
      Emperor / Monarch
      x
      365127 (20,69%)
      hummingbird
      x
      919 (0,05%)
      Kolovrat
      x
      602 (0,03%)
      Crimea
      x
      223 (0,01%)
      Swallow
      x
      853 (0,05%)
      Swan
      x
      95 (0,01%)
      Scrap
      x
      505 (0,03%)
      Robin
      x
      111 (0,01%)
      Sword
      x
      168 (0,01%)
      Peacemaker
      x
      447 (0,03%)
      Nadia
      x
      151 (0,01%)
      Nezhdanchik
      x
      323674 (18,34%)
      Response
      x
      87 (0,0%)
      Thaw
      x
      112 (0,01%)
      Sword
      x
      71 (0,0%)
      Palmyra
      x
      413672 (23,44%)
      Perun
      x
      419 (0,02%)
      Arctic fox
      x
      30542 (1,73%)
      Rattle
      x
      135 (0,01%)
      Blizzard
      x
      102 (0,01%)
      Пустошь
      x
      145 (0,01%)
      Sanction
      x
      537 (0,03%)
      Sickle
      x
      132 (0,01%)
      Skif
      x
      191 (0,01%)
      Skunk
      x
      2430 (0,14%)
      Glory
      x
      258 (0,01%)
      Spiral
      x
      446 (0,03%)
      Stalin / Joseph Stalin
      x
      28363 (1,61%)
      Wanderer
      x
      755 (0,04%)
      Swift
      x
      380 (0,02%)
      Susanin / Ivan Susanin
      x
      145 (0,01%)
      Surprise
      x
      335 (0,02%)
      Тишина
      x
      76429 (4,33%)
      Tourist
      x
      629 (0,04%)
      Cheburashka
      x
      193727 (10,98%)
      Thistle
      x
      132 (0,01%)
      Shercher
      1. Black Colonel
        Black Colonel 15 March 2018 22: 32
        0
        And I liked the BATTERY very much - a purely Russian word and with meaning. good
    2. Ace Tambourine
      Ace Tambourine 15 March 2018 17: 28
      0
      He has already secretly advanced to the database
  6. Dezinto
    Dezinto 15 March 2018 16: 53
    +4
    And I had an option - "Nezhdanchik".
    Ahh! so this is mine scored 18% !!!!!!!!
    nicely! good

    And FIG NATO will translate! Well, it can’t be translated! wink

    Well, by the way - "Arctic fox" is also good. laughing
    1. Uryukc
      Uryukc 15 March 2018 19: 48
      +1
      Quote: DEZINTO
      And I had an option - "Nezhdanchik".
      Ahh! so this is mine scored 18% !!!!!!!!

      I voted for him, but the author was found))
    2. Nikolaevich I
      Nikolaevich I 16 March 2018 04: 10
      +1
      But I was left at a loss .... I climbed onto the MO website with a dream to inherit .... and tama turned out to be a "rigidly" defined list, in which it remained only to "approve" the existing name ... it didn’t suit me .... not a single name was "liking".
  7. Altona
    Altona 15 March 2018 16: 56
    +7
    Quote: The Stoker
    PESEC -1
    PESEC -2
    PESEC -3

    -----------------------------
    Arctic fox North and Arctic fox South, Arctic fox Aeroballistic. laughing
    1. Dezinto
      Dezinto 15 March 2018 17: 02
      +4
      Arctic fox North and Arctic fox South, Arctic fox Aeroballistic.

      The Arctic fox is hypersonic. lol

      1. Konstantin Yu
        Konstantin Yu 16 March 2018 16: 30
        0
        Right Scribe-Training (PU) Scribe-Warning (PP), Scribe-Naughty (PS), P-Marine, Scribe-Hungry, Scribe-Angry, Scribe-All Scribe, and Scribe-SchA Bear will come
    2. LSA57
      LSA57 15 March 2018 17: 15
      +3
      Quote: Altona
      Arctic fox North and Arctic fox South, Arctic fox Aeroballistic

      under the general title All Scribe laughing
      1. Ace Tambourine
        Ace Tambourine 15 March 2018 17: 24
        +1
        not ... Arctic fox Definitive ..
        1. LSA57
          LSA57 15 March 2018 17: 32
          0
          Quote: Ace of Diamonds
          not ... Arctic fox Definitive ..

          within the meaning of the same laughing
          1. Dezinto
            Dezinto 15 March 2018 17: 41
            +1
            not ... Arctic fox Definitive ..

            "Arctic fox Full Intercontinental-Unique"
            PPMO
      2. Piramidon
        Piramidon 15 March 2018 17: 49
        +1
        Quote: LSA57
        under the general title All Scribe

        And for our "partners" as it will be clearer - "The arctic fox has come to you", or what? Long but clear
        1. cats
          cats 15 March 2018 21: 13
          +2
          Quote: Piramidon
          And for our "partners" as it will be clearer

          Easier to draw .. wassat
  8. mavrus
    mavrus 15 March 2018 16: 58
    +1
    Quote: Crowe
    We need a laser not "Gorynych", but "Zhirinovsky" to name. Really burns.

    Then, right away, “Teresa May”, against her background, even Zhirinovsky rests.
  9. seregatara1969
    seregatara1969 15 March 2018 17: 08
    +2
    "gorynych" is already
  10. mavrus
    mavrus 15 March 2018 17: 11
    +4
    For fun to call
    Quote: jjj
    A rocket whose shape resembles a triangle would be nice to call - a balalaika

    For fun it is better - "Sobchak" ...
    I can imagine how Ksyusha is going to breakfast for Trump next year. In Fashington they learn that Sobchak is flying to them ... I would like to look at their stories. :))) make fun, so make fun
    1. Piramidon
      Piramidon 15 March 2018 17: 18
      +2
      Quote: mavrus
      For fun it is better - "Sobchak" ...

      Are you even a joke, such a proposal - complete crap. To immortalize the name of a horse in the name of our weapon. And for the kit according to your "joke" is it also a frigate or is it better to call the aircraft carrier "Boris Nemtsov"? fool
    2. LSA57
      LSA57 15 March 2018 17: 29
      +2
      Quote: mavrus
      For fun it is better - "Sobchak" ...

      Well, if we have armored hoisted troops, then one company can be called so laughing
    3. vladimirasha
      vladimirasha 15 March 2018 21: 02
      0
      the stable can finally be cleaned
  11. gig334
    gig334 15 March 2018 17: 14
    +1
    Why is the laser not shown in action if it is ready? there’s nothing complicated, it’s not an expensive bullet. I don’t want to name the fake. I would believe in all these new weapons, but there’s one thing, you’ve been building the frigate Gorshkov for 10 years, but you won’t be able to bring it to mind. And here such weapons zabatsat. Finish at least Gorshkov.
    1. CentDo
      CentDo 15 March 2018 17: 22
      +2
      Hmm, how? He does not burn through walls, but blinds. To show in action, you must at least spoil something that works. Yes, and how do you check it?
      1. gig334
        gig334 15 March 2018 17: 26
        +2
        Quote: CentDo
        Hmm, how? He does not burn through walls, but blinds. To show in action, you must at least spoil something that works. Yes, and how do you check it?

        It is designed to destroy unmanned vehicles
        As a goal, you can use any inexpensive copter with aliexpress. When using a laser, usually the target lights up. It’s easy to capture. But for some reason they did not show it. Okay, their business, but they have 7 Fridays in a week. That Vanguard they went into the series, said 3 numbers. Now he will go into series in 2019 in short, lied
        1. cats
          cats 15 March 2018 21: 15
          +2
          Quote: gig334
          . That Vanguard they went into the series, said 3 numbers. Now he will go into series in 2019 in short, lied

          Maybe even in the store to sell them ..
          And what ...
          1. gig334
            gig334 15 March 2018 23: 20
            +1
            Quote: Kotovsky
            Quote: gig334
            . That Vanguard they went into the series, said 3 numbers. Now he will go into series in 2019 in short, lied

            Maybe even in the store to sell them ..
            And what ...

            no, it’s better to deliver to the army, in the store you can sell your underpants
    2. Piramidon
      Piramidon 15 March 2018 17: 53
      +3
      Quote: gig334
      Why the laser is not shown in action ...?

      As Ostap Ibrahimovic said: "Maybe you also have the key to the apartment, where the money is?"
      1. gig334
        gig334 15 March 2018 23: 21
        +2
        Quote: Piramidon
        Quote: gig334
        Why the laser is not shown in action ...?

        As Ostap Ibrahimovic said: "Maybe you also have the key to the apartment, where the money is?"

        You would have the intellect, at least like that of Ostap Ibrahimovic, then you would have understood that you could not see the circuit of the apparatus by the invisible laser beam (or visible).
  12. Archivist Vasya
    Archivist Vasya 15 March 2018 17: 16
    0
    Why is Kryaken not in the first place? It’s strange. Anyway, my name variations were not popular. Than for example the Ray did not ride ...
    1. Ace Tambourine
      Ace Tambourine 15 March 2018 17: 26
      0
      Because there is a ray ..!
    2. Piramidon
      Piramidon 15 March 2018 17: 39
      +1
      Quote: Archivist Vasya
      Than for example the Ray did not ride ...

      That is the point for the name to be distracting. Find in the names of our weapons a direct indication of its effect (with the exception of the Sunshine, perhaps). But “Carnations”, “Chrysanthemums”, “Tulips”, “Ballerinas” ... and even “Melon” - it sounds so romantic.
      1. Archivist Vasya
        Archivist Vasya 15 March 2018 17: 52
        0
        MLRS with the names of weather disasters))
    3. Piramidon
      Piramidon 15 March 2018 17: 54
      +2
      Quote: Archivist Vasya
      Why is Kryaken not in the first place?

      Because "crack" is something from ducks.
  13. Red_Hamer
    Red_Hamer 15 March 2018 17: 23
    0
    The leaders among the options for the name of the latest Russian weapons
    They are up to the definition, still stomp and stomp. Every hour change.
  14. Bronevick
    Bronevick 15 March 2018 17: 35
    +2
    Something our people have is a poor fantasy.
    1. Dezinto
      Dezinto 15 March 2018 17: 49
      0
      Something our people have is a poor fantasy.

      "Scanty fantasy hypersonic - intercontinental - non-ballistic"
      SFGMN
      1. Voyager
        Voyager 15 March 2018 22: 42
        0
        KNLIVA

        Complex Named Lovers Use Military Abbreviations)))
        1. Dezinto
          Dezinto 16 March 2018 00: 00
          0
          No, in the military it is necessary as a master Yoda to say:

          Abbreviations Use Lovers Complex Named

          AILKN

          1. Voyager
            Voyager 16 March 2018 00: 32
            +1
            Yoda does not advise bad, offset!))
  15. senima56
    senima56 15 March 2018 18: 04
    0
    I propose (it’s too late on the MO site) to call the uninhabited underwater vehicle “Miracle-Yudo” and the hypersonic rocket “Firebird”.
    1. Vadim237
      Vadim237 15 March 2018 19: 20
      0
      Hypersonic missile system air-based "Perfection"
  16. demokrat86
    demokrat86 15 March 2018 18: 52
    0
    Only not soon the troops will see all these miracles, as we drove on ZILs and shishigahs and continue, although according to our papers, Kamaz and Urals are everywhere. Another unmatched chatter
    1. emwave
      emwave 15 March 2018 20: 11
      0
      And where did you see ZIL with shishigami?
      1. demokrat86
        demokrat86 15 March 2018 22: 37
        0
        Part 15 kilometers from Moscow and this is not a storage base.
  17. Vadim237
    Vadim237 15 March 2018 19: 13
    +1
    The coolest name for a rocket with YaRDU "Monarch".
  18. Alexander Pugachev
    Alexander Pugachev 15 March 2018 20: 23
    +1
    The complex for containing the empire of evil (USA) is called Columbus or Columbus 2, Columbus discovered America, he will close it ...
    1. Konstantin Yu
      Konstantin Yu 16 March 2018 16: 19
      0
      Columb2 is also possible - let it open to America the other side of life .. they don’t understand, the next one will be “Cover”
  19. vladimirasha
    vladimirasha 15 March 2018 20: 58
    0
    Or maybe the RAY is not hyacinth but rides!
  20. vladimirasha
    vladimirasha 15 March 2018 21: 05
    0
    I would call the KIRDYK racket and the submariner looks like a swimming bug
  21. nahalenok911
    nahalenok911 15 March 2018 21: 23
    0
    And I would call an underwater rocket "balamut." Or a mermaid. Although I also liked the crucian carp.
    Laser? - "Medusa"
  22. Incvizitor
    Incvizitor 15 March 2018 22: 06
    +1
    Gorynych


    Well, you probably don’t need to repeat ...
  23. Evgeny Zakharov
    Evgeny Zakharov 15 March 2018 22: 18
    0
    Laser-GiG (hyperboloid engineer Garin)
  24. beeper
    beeper 15 March 2018 23: 29
    +3
    Yeah, do they give such "spreading" names to weapons ?! request
    The troops will be given their nicknames, but the original names should be louder, without worthless "pictures" to emphasize the combat function, and since the Russian weapons, then the "names" should also be Russian, dear to us all, predatory, but short and clear in oral pronunciation, with an intuitive meaning winked !
    Yard nicknames are given by similar criteria, and earlier, “speaking surnames” yes .
    For the first time I learned about this competition, I don’t know the selection criteria outlined by the organizers, but even so, offhand I’ll say that, in my opinion, the names would be more suitable for these samples:
    1) The unmanned underwater "terminator" is the name Pike (navaga and barracuda are not rolled, due to their complexity, for verbal communications, even the two-syllable name is a luxury that has no place in transient modern combat!) It’s also in its “habits” similar to this predator (and then, to the Russian man at the word "crucian carp" right there, "automatically", our national proverb "It’s for pike so that crucian carp doesn’t doze off!" winked , in which crucian carp looks like a known victim, and also arrogant Saxons will surely take advantage of such a propaganda "giveaway", calling their underwater unmanned hunter for such "crucians" some kind of thread "ball" and they will poke on the air: "Ivan, hear, ours the shark is eating your crucian! "?) and it's easy to secret, in the" chipboard "documents you can only distinguish a small letter from multipurpose atomarines of the same name yes let it inherit a lucky, reliable and trouble-free name (the sailors will understand, know for themselves how such “happy talismans” are important in the sea and how they morally support in extreme situations, because it’s not without reason that they say “He who didn’t go to sea doesn’t prayed! ").
    2) Laser "eye" - the official name FILIN, keen, all-angle, silent, very well-aimed and very tenacious all-weather hunter, past which no mouse, either through the air or on the ground, will not slip! yes
    And the unofficial nickname in the troops will be consonant with GARIN (here and “engineer hyperboloid Garin,” and our native “burn it Garom!”) Is pronounced easily and quickly, an additional plus letter P, which is clearly audible even under interference yes , and it will be difficult for the adversary to understand what this is about! smile
    3) A cruise missile with a “perpetual motion machine” is, of course, “Koschey”, a thin, but very evil, omnipresent and almost unkillable death — to pull it, “horror flying on the wings of the night ... and any other time of day”! yes
    The rocketeers in their circle, of course, will call her affectionately, they are our Defenders, severe, gray-haired men early, with vulnerable kind Hearts ...
    If there is a prize for the final version of the name, then I officially refuse in favor of the neediest provincial hospice for cancer patients, namely to really ease the remaining life of terminally suffering children and adults, and not to feed the "protocol" theorists and practitioners of the "fight against cancer" ! I am capable and know what I'm talking about!
    hi
  25. Sergey Suvorov Ria
    Sergey Suvorov Ria 16 March 2018 00: 52
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    my options were: for the Rainbow 20 18 laser, for the Iceberg submarine that sunk a western ship, and for the Kolobok nuclear-powered missile, for he left everyone and came exactly into the mouth of the USA fox
  26. Tahtvjd2868
    Tahtvjd2868 16 March 2018 00: 57
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    Lionfish should be called - Prapor. Prapora will have unlimited barrage time in the target area, and when the guard of the guard is dulled, they will inflict their inevitable blow yes
  27. 22 dmdc
    22 dmdc 16 March 2018 03: 38
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    #rocket
    I believe that a new unlimited-range cruise missile with a nuclear power plant should be called "". This capacious word will reflect everything - and the result of its application, and the joy of our leaders from recognizing its presence, and the amount of money spent, and the reaction of the general public to the news about its existence, and what is happening in the country, and what is happening in the world . Plus, with that name in the West, we certainly will not be accused of sexism - the word has a very powerful feminine. It is convenient to notify our “western partners” about the arrival of the rocket. No long statements are needed. Simply say: “to you.” You can add “guys” at the end. And if missiles, according to some experts, do not exist, then the word "" also fits, you just need to pronounce it with a different intonation. The main problem of the name is that it is not translated into foreign languages. That is, the meaning can be conveyed, but it is difficult to convey emotions. But it will be possible to experience phonetic joy, looking at how foreigners are tormented, trying to pronounce the name of our rocket. I can imagine how it will sound on CNN news with an American accent. Pizdits ... In general, I believe that it’s impossible to find a better name for a rocket.

    (c) Semyon Slepakov
  28. Givi_49
    Givi_49 16 March 2018 06: 16
    +1
    The only option to the point is the Kraken. A word understood by a probable partner without long explanations. The rest of the names need to be worked on.
  29. ALEXANDER ABDRAKHMANOV_2
    ALEXANDER ABDRAKHMANOV_2 16 March 2018 07: 16
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    It is necessary to call the battle laser "Firefly". Because all insects fly to the light.
  30. Old26
    Old26 16 March 2018 07: 17
    +1
    Quote: Givi_49
    The only option to the point is the Kraken. A word understood by a probable partner without long explanations. The rest of the names need to be worked on.

    Which drone? What they showed in the cartoon? So he already has his own name, and for a couple of years now. It is called the Harpsichord-2P-PM. So as not to especially relax the people decided before the election to give a new toy with the name "Make a name". The results will be announced either after the election, or on Saturday ...

    Do you seriously think that a product that has come to "iron" does not have its own name for the topic name ????
  31. Engineer
    Engineer 16 March 2018 08: 42
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    Gorynych already exists, so it’s not an option, Karas ... well, better than a herring, Palmyra ... it seems that Chechnya will decide the outcome of the vote. I myself follow, offered my options more meaningful and without repetition, also voted for interesting options, at least somehow associated with the type of weapon. Well, Crucian is so Crucian.
  32. Bully
    Bully 16 March 2018 11: 43
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    In order to troll the "partners" I propose the following names:
    1. Underwater vehicle - "Pilgrim"
    2. Cruise missile with poison - "Courier"
    3. The battle laser - "Zavkhoz"
  33. Sands Careers General
    Sands Careers General 16 March 2018 14: 30
    +1
    I voted for Kraken, Gorynych and Monarch.
    Karas somehow not right, Palmyra will come down.
  34. Hort
    Hort 16 March 2018 14: 59
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    Rocket Perun would be called - thunder from heaven)
  35. Konstantin Yu
    Konstantin Yu 16 March 2018 16: 10
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    "Gorynych" was usually beaten, it was only in the last cartoons that he became "a friend of a man", I think the name should be funny ... like "Bunny", that he rode under the Christmas tree, or shone from under ...