The leaders among the options for the name of the latest Russian weapons

The website of the Russian Ministry of Defense presents the most popular versions of the name of the newest Russian weapons. We are talking about missile systems and combat laser modules, which, in the format of the presentation, Russian President Vladimir Putin demonstrated during his message to the Federal Assembly of the Russian Federation.

So, for an unmanned underwater vehicle that can be equipped with missiles with nuclear warheads in the leaders of the following three option: Kraken (15,87%), Sheptun (28,7%), Crucian (31,49%).

For combat laser The following most popular options have been proposed: Bunny (9,83%), Ophthalmologist (18,98%) and Gorynych (32,65%).

For cruise missile with a nuclear power plant, the following (most popular) names are suggested: “Nezhdanchik” (18,3%), “Emperor” or “Monarch” (20,75%) and “Palmyra” (23,29%).

Thus, in the intermediate leaders in three types of weapons: "Karas", "Gorynych" and "Palmyra".

The general list includes such options as “Stalin” (1,61%), “Matryoshka” (0,11%), “Ivan Susanin” (0,01%), “Leech” (0,11%) and many others.

Voting on the website of the Ministry of Defense for the names submitted earlier continues.

Comments

[jjj]

A rocket whose shape resembles a triangle would be nice to call - a balalaika

[Crowe]

We need a laser not "Gorynych", but "Zhirinovsky" to name. Really burns.

[LSA57]

Quote: Crowe

We need a laser not "Gorynych", but "Zhirinovsky" to name. Really burns.

then he will run for President three more times

[For example]

Death to the fascist invaders! And then the numbers 1,2,3,4 ....

[Tektor]

The laser should be called the "Polynomial" ... From a joke about the crying Petka and Chapaev with a shovel who was going to look for the "square root". Petka was given homework: "Decompose a member into a polynomial." Here he is with a knife and crying ... The laser is the same knife.

[AnpeL]

The battle laser should be called "The Eye of Sauron", which would have been worse than the Britobobits and Germanophones

[san4es]

Quote: AnpeL

... should be called, "Eye of Sauron,"

.... "Eye of Sauron" is a point of $ oresa

[Grenader]

Quote: Tektor

The laser should be called the "Polynomial" ... From a joke about the crying Petka and Chapaev with a shovel who was going to look for the "square root". Petka was given homework: "Decompose a member into a polynomial." Here he is with a knife and crying ... The laser is the same knife.

This is about

[vlad66]

Quote: LSA57

Quote: Crowe

We need a laser not "Gorynych", but "Zhirinovsky" to name. Really burns.

then he will run for President three more times

So he runs for almost every election, it seems like he missed only in 2008 and 1996 (please correct if I'm mistaken). So Sergey is not surprising.

[LSA57]

Quote: vlad66

So he runs for almost every election, it seems like he missed only in 2008 and 1996 (please correct if I'm mistaken). So Sergey is not surprising.

Yes, I'm talking about something that will not calm down and continue to trample

[vlad66]

Quote: LSA57

that will not calm down and trample on

So I'm talking about Sergey too God grant, of course, life and health to him, but Zhirik and in the coffin will seem to stand as a candidate.

[Mordvin 3]

Yes, never missed, like.

Quote: vlad66

So he runs for almost every election, sort of like in 2008 and 1996 he missed only

[Troll]

Quote: Crowe

We need a laser not "Gorynych", but "Zhirinovsky" to name. Really burns.

then already "Zhirik"

[Vadim237]

For a laser installation more "Hydor" is suitable.

[Nikolaevich I]

Quote: Vadim237

For a laser installation more "Hydor" is suitable

And what is "Solarium" bad?

[alexmach]

I liked the "bunny" more. I agree with Karasem and Palmyra

[Julio Jurenito]

Gorynych is already there. Installation of remote clearance.

[Spartanez300]

For an underwater vehicle, Harpoon is more suitable, for a laser it is Gorgon, and for a cruise missile with a nuclear installation it is Manta.

[Aristarkh Lyudvigovich]

There is a GRAU index and a name given by the developers. The rest is for the fun of the electorate.

[your1970]

Quote: Aristarkh Lyudvigovich

There is a GRAU index and a name given by the developers. The rest is for the fun of the electorate.

-and what electorate knew “Sled” and “Acacia” with “Hyacinth” during the Soviet era?

[Ace Tambourine]

and ray Manda

[LSA57]

moderator (Putin) will not miss, banned

[bamoves]

Manda covered.

[Major Yurik]

Quote: Spartanez300

For an underwater vehicle, Harpoon is more suitable, for a laser it is Gorgon, and for a cruise missile with a nuclear installation it is Manta.

Victor, I would call our underwater surprise fabulous - “Water”, cruise missile-Munchausen ”(after all, on the“ nuclear ”engine nevertheless) Well, the laser is the "Flashlight"! Getting partners with stars from fabulous household weapons will somehow brighten up their difficult fate for the poor wizards who have asked for them!

[Tusv]

Getting partners with stars from fabulous household weapons will somehow brighten up their difficult fate for the poor wizards who have asked for them!

Novokan, Morphine and other painkillers. In the West, and so there is no head, and even demolish it inadvertently

[Nikolaevich I]

Quote: Spartanez300

for a cruise missile with a nuclear installation - Manta.

The names on “M” like me, but the names of butterflies are better for a cruise missile: 1.Mahaon; 2.Maeger .... the second will be suitable.

[LSA57]

Quote: jjj

A rocket whose shape resembles a triangle would be nice to call - a balalaika

moreover, this word in the west is very well known

[siberalt]

Putting a "whisperer", or "crucian" (in his pants) will no longer be funny, but scary! You can also recall the Pushkin mosquito. He also flew overseas.

[LSA57]

Quote: siberalt

You can also recall the Pushkin mosquito. He also flew overseas.

and stung in the eye

[Maz]

"Dostaevsky" - both culture and joke and irony and associations

[Black Colonel]

Balalaika pilots called the MiG-21

[Kochegarkin]

PESEC -1
PESEC -2
PESEC -3

[LSA57]

Quote: The Stoker

PESEC -1
PESEC -2
PESEC -3

straight fur farm

[siberalt]

Then right away - "requiem".

[mark1]

Or ABZAC in the same numbering.

[Black Colonel]

When I scored my options PESEC and ABZAC, the words PESEC and ABZAC were in the lead, and nothing was said in the article about these words.

[mark1]

I think so - a lot of authors have these two names, I also "flashed" but for some reason I did not get on the ABZAC list.

[You Vlad]

That’s because GDP flows over the states

[LSA57]

Quote: You Vlad

That’s because GDP flows over the states

in his role sense of humor

[You Vlad]

Quote: LSA57

sense of humor

The West is starting to G, and the GDP contest announces the best name for a koshcheevoy needle

[LSA57]

Quote: You Vlad

The West is starting to G, and the GDP contest announces the best name for a koshcheevoy needle

and so it is necessary with them

[Ace Tambourine]

Well, if the Guarantor announces the nationwide game "Zarnitsa", the winner of which will be able to find the notorious nuclear case and get the right to press the button ...

[Black Colonel]

You can go even further in trolling: announce a competition for compliance with the plans of the General Staff of the Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation for the sequence of destruction of objects both in the territories of probable friends and in sea-air-space. The winner will be entitled to press the rocket launch button first. Friends toilet paper and diapers are guaranteed to be swept away on the day the contest is announced

[Piramidon]

It seems that the “Arctic fox” was in the top three, and now it’s gone somewhere.

[LSA57]

Quote: Piramidon

It seems that the “Arctic fox” was in the top three, and now it’s gone somewhere.

Alyonushka
x
116529 (6,6%)
Albatross
x
268 (0,02%)
Argument
x
523 (0,03%)
Berdysh
x
42665 (2,42%)
Blagovest
x
409 (0,02%)
Petrel
x
485 (0,03%)
Quince
x
157652 (8,93%)
Retribution
x
480 (0,03%)
Guarantee
x
404 (0,02%)
Argument
x
202 (0,01%)
Dart
x
255 (0,01%)
Zeus
x
1652 (0,09%)
Serpent
x
164 (0,01%)
Emperor / Monarch
x
365127 (20,69%)
hummingbird
x
919 (0,05%)
Kolovrat
x
602 (0,03%)
Crimea
x
223 (0,01%)
Swallow
x
853 (0,05%)
Swan
x
95 (0,01%)
Scrap
x
505 (0,03%)
Robin
x
111 (0,01%)
Sword
x
168 (0,01%)
Peacemaker
x
447 (0,03%)
Nadia
x
151 (0,01%)
Nezhdanchik
x
323674 (18,34%)
Response
x
87 (0,0%)
Thaw
x
112 (0,01%)
Sword
x
71 (0,0%)
Palmyra
x
413672 (23,44%)
Perun
x
419 (0,02%)
Arctic fox
x
30542 (1,73%)
Rattle
x
135 (0,01%)
Blizzard
x
102 (0,01%)
Пустошь
x
145 (0,01%)
Sanction
x
537 (0,03%)
Sickle
x
132 (0,01%)
Skif
x
191 (0,01%)
Skunk
x
2430 (0,14%)
Glory
x
258 (0,01%)
Spiral
x
446 (0,03%)
Stalin / Joseph Stalin
x
28363 (1,61%)
Wanderer
x
755 (0,04%)
Swift
x
380 (0,02%)
Susanin / Ivan Susanin
x
145 (0,01%)
Surprise
x
335 (0,02%)
Тишина
x
76429 (4,33%)
Tourist
x
629 (0,04%)
Cheburashka
x
193727 (10,98%)
Thistle
x
132 (0,01%)
Shercher

[Black Colonel]

And I liked the BATTERY very much - a purely Russian word and with meaning.

[Ace Tambourine]

He has already secretly advanced to the database

[Dezinto]

And I had an option - "Nezhdanchik".
Ahh! so this is mine scored 18% !!!!!!!!
nicely!

And FIG NATO will translate! Well, it can’t be translated!

Well, by the way - "Arctic fox" is also good.

[Uryukc]

Quote: DEZINTO

And I had an option - "Nezhdanchik".
Ahh! so this is mine scored 18% !!!!!!!!

I voted for him, but the author was found))

[Nikolaevich I]

But I was left at a loss .... I climbed onto the MO website with a dream to inherit .... and tama turned out to be a "rigidly" defined list, in which it remained only to "approve" the existing name ... it didn’t suit me .... not a single name was "liking".

[Altona]

Quote: The Stoker

PESEC -1
PESEC -2
PESEC -3

-----------------------------
Arctic fox North and Arctic fox South, Arctic fox Aeroballistic.

[Dezinto]

Arctic fox North and Arctic fox South, Arctic fox Aeroballistic.

The Arctic fox is hypersonic.

[Konstantin Yu]

Right Scribe-Training (PU) Scribe-Warning (PP), Scribe-Naughty (PS), P-Marine, Scribe-Hungry, Scribe-Angry, Scribe-All Scribe, and Scribe-SchA Bear will come

[LSA57]

Quote: Altona

Arctic fox North and Arctic fox South, Arctic fox Aeroballistic

under the general title All Scribe

[Ace Tambourine]

not ... Arctic fox Definitive ..

[LSA57]

Quote: Ace of Diamonds

not ... Arctic fox Definitive ..

within the meaning of the same

[Dezinto]

not ... Arctic fox Definitive ..

"Arctic fox Full Intercontinental-Unique"
PPMO

[Piramidon]

Quote: LSA57

under the general title All Scribe

And for our "partners" as it will be clearer - "The arctic fox has come to you", or what? Long but clear

[cats]

Quote: Piramidon

And for our "partners" as it will be clearer

Easier to draw ..

[mavrus]

Quote: Crowe

We need a laser not "Gorynych", but "Zhirinovsky" to name. Really burns.

Then, right away, “Teresa May”, against her background, even Zhirinovsky rests.

[seregatara1969]

"gorynych" is already

[mavrus]

For fun to call

Quote: jjj

A rocket whose shape resembles a triangle would be nice to call - a balalaika

For fun it is better - "Sobchak" ...
I can imagine how Ksyusha is going to breakfast for Trump next year. In Fashington they learn that Sobchak is flying to them ... I would like to look at their stories. :))) make fun, so make fun

[Piramidon]

Quote: mavrus

For fun it is better - "Sobchak" ...

Are you even a joke, such a proposal - complete crap. To immortalize the name of a horse in the name of our weapon. And for the kit according to your "joke" is it also a frigate or is it better to call the aircraft carrier "Boris Nemtsov"?

[LSA57]

Quote: mavrus

For fun it is better - "Sobchak" ...

Well, if we have armored hoisted troops, then one company can be called so

[vladimirasha]

the stable can finally be cleaned

[gig334]

Why is the laser not shown in action if it is ready? there’s nothing complicated, it’s not an expensive bullet. I don’t want to name the fake. I would believe in all these new weapons, but there’s one thing, you’ve been building the frigate Gorshkov for 10 years, but you won’t be able to bring it to mind. And here such weapons zabatsat. Finish at least Gorshkov.

[CentDo]

Hmm, how? He does not burn through walls, but blinds. To show in action, you must at least spoil something that works. Yes, and how do you check it?

[gig334]

Quote: CentDo

Hmm, how? He does not burn through walls, but blinds. To show in action, you must at least spoil something that works. Yes, and how do you check it?

It is designed to destroy unmanned vehicles
As a goal, you can use any inexpensive copter with aliexpress. When using a laser, usually the target lights up. It’s easy to capture. But for some reason they did not show it. Okay, their business, but they have 7 Fridays in a week. That Vanguard they went into the series, said 3 numbers. Now he will go into series in 2019 in short, lied

[cats]

Quote: gig334

. That Vanguard they went into the series, said 3 numbers. Now he will go into series in 2019 in short, lied

Maybe even in the store to sell them ..
And what ...

[gig334]

Quote: Kotovsky

Quote: gig334

. That Vanguard they went into the series, said 3 numbers. Now he will go into series in 2019 in short, lied

Maybe even in the store to sell them ..
And what ...

no, it’s better to deliver to the army, in the store you can sell your underpants

[Piramidon]

Quote: gig334

Why the laser is not shown in action ...?

As Ostap Ibrahimovic said: "Maybe you also have the key to the apartment, where the money is?"

[gig334]

Quote: Piramidon

Quote: gig334

Why the laser is not shown in action ...?

As Ostap Ibrahimovic said: "Maybe you also have the key to the apartment, where the money is?"

You would have the intellect, at least like that of Ostap Ibrahimovic, then you would have understood that you could not see the circuit of the apparatus by the invisible laser beam (or visible).

[Archivist Vasya]

Why is Kryaken not in the first place? It’s strange. Anyway, my name variations were not popular. Than for example the Ray did not ride ...

[Ace Tambourine]

Because there is a ray ..!

[Piramidon]

Quote: Archivist Vasya

Than for example the Ray did not ride ...

That is the point for the name to be distracting. Find in the names of our weapons a direct indication of its effect (with the exception of the Sunshine, perhaps). But “Carnations”, “Chrysanthemums”, “Tulips”, “Ballerinas” ... and even “Melon” - it sounds so romantic.

[Archivist Vasya]

MLRS with the names of weather disasters))

[Piramidon]

Quote: Archivist Vasya

Why is Kryaken not in the first place?

Because "crack" is something from ducks.

[Red_Hamer]

The leaders among the options for the name of the latest Russian weapons

They are up to the definition, still stomp and stomp. Every hour change.

[Bronevick]

Something our people have is a poor fantasy.

[Dezinto]

Something our people have is a poor fantasy.

"Scanty fantasy hypersonic - intercontinental - non-ballistic"
SFGMN

[Voyager]

KNLIVA

Complex Named Lovers Use Military Abbreviations)))

[Dezinto]

No, in the military it is necessary as a master Yoda to say:

Abbreviations Use Lovers Complex Named

AILKN

[Voyager]

Yoda does not advise bad, offset!))

[senima56]

I propose (it’s too late on the MO site) to call the uninhabited underwater vehicle “Miracle-Yudo” and the hypersonic rocket “Firebird”.

[Vadim237]

Hypersonic missile system air-based "Perfection"

[demokrat86]

Only not soon the troops will see all these miracles, as we drove on ZILs and shishigahs and continue, although according to our papers, Kamaz and Urals are everywhere. Another unmatched chatter

[emwave]

And where did you see ZIL with shishigami?

[demokrat86]

Part 15 kilometers from Moscow and this is not a storage base.

[Vadim237]

The coolest name for a rocket with YaRDU "Monarch".

[Alexander Pugachev]

The complex for containing the empire of evil (USA) is called Columbus or Columbus 2, Columbus discovered America, he will close it ...

[Konstantin Yu]

Columb2 is also possible - let it open to America the other side of life .. they don’t understand, the next one will be “Cover”

[vladimirasha]

Or maybe the RAY is not hyacinth but rides!

[vladimirasha]

I would call the KIRDYK racket and the submariner looks like a swimming bug

[nahalenok911]

And I would call an underwater rocket "balamut." Or a mermaid. Although I also liked the crucian carp.
Laser? - "Medusa"

[Incvizitor]

Gorynych

Well, you probably don’t need to repeat ...

[Evgeny Zakharov]

Laser-GiG (hyperboloid engineer Garin)

[beeper]

Yeah, do they give such "spreading" names to weapons ?!
The troops will be given their nicknames, but the original names should be louder, without worthless "pictures" to emphasize the combat function, and since the Russian weapons, then the "names" should also be Russian, dear to us all, predatory, but short and clear in oral pronunciation, with an intuitive meaning !
Yard nicknames are given by similar criteria, and earlier, “speaking surnames” .
For the first time I learned about this competition, I don’t know the selection criteria outlined by the organizers, but even so, offhand I’ll say that, in my opinion, the names would be more suitable for these samples:
1) The unmanned underwater "terminator" is the name Pike (navaga and barracuda are not rolled, due to their complexity, for verbal communications, even the two-syllable name is a luxury that has no place in transient modern combat!) It’s also in its “habits” similar to this predator (and then, to the Russian man at the word "crucian carp" right there, "automatically", our national proverb "It’s for pike so that crucian carp doesn’t doze off!" , in which crucian carp looks like a known victim, and also arrogant Saxons will surely take advantage of such a propaganda "giveaway", calling their underwater unmanned hunter for such "crucians" some kind of thread "ball" and they will poke on the air: "Ivan, hear, ours the shark is eating your crucian! "?) and it's easy to secret, in the" chipboard "documents you can only distinguish a small letter from multipurpose atomarines of the same name let it inherit a lucky, reliable and trouble-free name (the sailors will understand, know for themselves how such “happy talismans” are important in the sea and how they morally support in extreme situations, because it’s not without reason that they say “He who didn’t go to sea doesn’t prayed! ").
2) Laser "eye" - the official name FILIN, keen, all-angle, silent, very well-aimed and very tenacious all-weather hunter, past which no mouse, either through the air or on the ground, will not slip!
And the unofficial nickname in the troops will be consonant with GARIN (here and “engineer hyperboloid Garin,” and our native “burn it Garom!”) Is pronounced easily and quickly, an additional plus letter P, which is clearly audible even under interference , and it will be difficult for the adversary to understand what this is about!
3) A cruise missile with a “perpetual motion machine” is, of course, “Koschey”, a thin, but very evil, omnipresent and almost unkillable death — to pull it, “horror flying on the wings of the night ... and any other time of day”!
The rocketeers in their circle, of course, will call her affectionately, they are our Defenders, severe, gray-haired men early, with vulnerable kind Hearts ...
If there is a prize for the final version of the name, then I officially refuse in favor of the neediest provincial hospice for cancer patients, namely to really ease the remaining life of terminally suffering children and adults, and not to feed the "protocol" theorists and practitioners of the "fight against cancer" ! I am capable and know what I'm talking about!

[Sergey Suvorov Ria]

my options were: for the Rainbow 20 18 laser, for the Iceberg submarine that sunk a western ship, and for the Kolobok nuclear-powered missile, for he left everyone and came exactly into the mouth of the USA fox

[Tahtvjd2868]

Lionfish should be called - Prapor. Prapora will have unlimited barrage time in the target area, and when the guard of the guard is dulled, they will inflict their inevitable blow

[22 dmdc]

#rocket
I believe that a new unlimited-range cruise missile with a nuclear power plant should be called "". This capacious word will reflect everything - and the result of its application, and the joy of our leaders from recognizing its presence, and the amount of money spent, and the reaction of the general public to the news about its existence, and what is happening in the country, and what is happening in the world . Plus, with that name in the West, we certainly will not be accused of sexism - the word has a very powerful feminine. It is convenient to notify our “western partners” about the arrival of the rocket. No long statements are needed. Simply say: “to you.” You can add “guys” at the end. And if missiles, according to some experts, do not exist, then the word "" also fits, you just need to pronounce it with a different intonation. The main problem of the name is that it is not translated into foreign languages. That is, the meaning can be conveyed, but it is difficult to convey emotions. But it will be possible to experience phonetic joy, looking at how foreigners are tormented, trying to pronounce the name of our rocket. I can imagine how it will sound on CNN news with an American accent. Pizdits ... In general, I believe that it’s impossible to find a better name for a rocket.

(c) Semyon Slepakov

[Givi_49]

The only option to the point is the Kraken. A word understood by a probable partner without long explanations. The rest of the names need to be worked on.

[ALEXANDER ABDRAKHMANOV_2]

It is necessary to call the battle laser "Firefly". Because all insects fly to the light.

[Old26]

Quote: Givi_49

The only option to the point is the Kraken. A word understood by a probable partner without long explanations. The rest of the names need to be worked on.

Which drone? What they showed in the cartoon? So he already has his own name, and for a couple of years now. It is called the Harpsichord-2P-PM. So as not to especially relax the people decided before the election to give a new toy with the name "Make a name". The results will be announced either after the election, or on Saturday ...

Do you seriously think that a product that has come to "iron" does not have its own name for the topic name ????

[Engineer]

Gorynych already exists, so it’s not an option, Karas ... well, better than a herring, Palmyra ... it seems that Chechnya will decide the outcome of the vote. I myself follow, offered my options more meaningful and without repetition, also voted for interesting options, at least somehow associated with the type of weapon. Well, Crucian is so Crucian.

[Bully]

In order to troll the "partners" I propose the following names:
1. Underwater vehicle - "Pilgrim"
2. Cruise missile with poison - "Courier"
3. The battle laser - "Zavkhoz"

[Sands Careers General]

I voted for Kraken, Gorynych and Monarch.
Karas somehow not right, Palmyra will come down.

[Hort]

Rocket Perun would be called - thunder from heaven)

[Konstantin Yu]

"Gorynych" was usually beaten, it was only in the last cartoons that he became "a friend of a man", I think the name should be funny ... like "Bunny", that he rode under the Christmas tree, or shone from under ...