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Aintopf from Spiegel: Hitler, Smolensk and again Russians are to blame for everything!


The Germans have such a dish, Eintopf. We have no analogues, in principle. It's like a hodgepodge, only with the addition of beans and pasta. In general, something else brew. But according to the Germans, tasty and satisfying. The main thing is to get into the cauldron, which is at hand.

Aintopf from Spiegel: Hitler, Smolensk and again Russians are to blame for everything!

We are considering an Eintopf brewed by Frau Solveig Grothe from Spiegel magazine. Such a conscientious Eintopf, where Hitler, Stalin, Germans, Russians, Poles, Russian Frost are dumped in one pile.

How Russian Frost saved Hitler

Smolensk combines all this.

It would seem that frau clung to the Russian long-suffering city?

And everything is simple. In 1943, in Smolensk, a group of officers wanted to kill Hitler. Here, of course, everything is piled on the heap: another Hitler's secret bunker in Red Bor, called the Bear Den, and the arrival of Hitler, and an unsuccessful attempt.

An attempt was really planned. At first they wanted to shoot Hitler trivially, but the “rear” turned on von Kluge. There are many versions: either Kluge was afraid of the consequences for his family as a receiving party, or, as some sources describe, he was afraid of the massacre, which the SS guards from Leibstandard would definitely do.

The fact of the matter was this: von Kluge was afraid of himself and categorically forbade shooting von Treskov.

Because Hitler decided to blow up on the way back. Putting an explosive device into the plane under the guise of a parcel with brandy for the General Staff officer.

The “package” did not work, allegedly because of the frost, which didn’t allow something to be done by the mechanism. Okay, not our problems, after all.

All that they tried, but the gentlemen the Germans could not do, turned out perfectly for the Russians, who brought Hitler to samovypil two years later.

Let's return to the article. What is so frankly idiotic I found, since I am writing about her?

Yes, the whole article - dope and brew. But - in the German style. This is not an easy French croissant for coffee, this is an Eintopf, it should be understood.

The Germans should be, according to the proverb, in order. And since Alles has a place to be in Ordnung, this is what happened with Frau Grote.

Hitler wanted to kill in 1943, near Smolensk. The assassination was prepared by Major General of the German Army Henning von Treskov and his adjutant Fabian von Schlabrendorf.

Field Marshal von Kluge forbade the conspirators to shoot at Hitler during lunch.

Schlabrendorf and Treskov packed explosives in a box, and Treskov asked Heinz Brandt, who was accompanying Hitler, to hand over a “gift” to Colonel Helmut Stief.

The charge did not work, as if the frost had disabled the detonator. It happens.

Treskov returned the charge to the one who made it, Rudolf-Christoph von Gersdorf. For revision like.

And on this everything seems to be история is over. But no! Soup only boil!

Later, Gersdorf supervised the supervisory service during the exhumation of the remains of Polish officers at Katyn, the mass graves of which were found by representatives of the Wehrmacht.

And the aforementioned Schlabrendorf exercised legal control and execution of all documents.

As I understand it, Schlabrendorf was included in the list of conspirators just for this moment. Generally, only Treskova had complaints against Hitler, and he coped with all the moments in a completely normal manner. But where and how Schlabrendorf helped him - is not known for certain. But - sort of like the adjutant of Treskova was. Confidant…

But the great specialist Shlabrendorf established in some miraculous way that in Katyn "it was about Polish prisoners of war from those Polish cavalry regiments who did not oppose Germany, but only against Russia."

The investigator-investigator of the 100 level this Schlabrendorf.

What is next? And then let me quote Frau Grote.

“Propaganda Minister Josef Goebbels wanted to use the discovery of thousands of soldiers killed in the back of the head in order to publicize the atrocities of the Soviet Union to split the anti-Hitler coalition. However, Stalin, in turn, accused the Germans of a crime and at the end of the war included a clause on the Katyn massacre in the indictment at the Nuremberg trial. ”

Well, how evil Stalin was among us, we all know. And who actually shot the Poles at Katyn? There are two opinions, and one of them is correct. From the point of view of Frau Grote, he shot the NKVD. And the fact that German weapon used - it is from deceit and cunning. They didn’t use anywhere, they managed to do it domestically, but it was precisely in Katyn that they gathered German.

In general, strenuously poking in the direction of the Soviet Union, these two nonentities, Schlabrensdorf and Gersdorf, begged for life. Telling not about how they couldn’t overthrow Hitler (although they tried very hard), but how they got to know the bodies of the Poles who killed them.

Obviously, the report of these Germans was so miserable that our allies, as if they did not want to, but they kept everything in the archives right up to 1990.

Shame did not want to, obviously.

Well, epically masterpiece ending.

“After 67 years after the unsuccessful attempt on Hitler, in 2010, a plane crash occurred in Smolensk. The fall of the Polish government plane killed President Lech Kaczynski, as well as numerous representatives of the country. They flew to the event dedicated to the memory of the victims of Katyn. In Poland, they suspect that this could be a terrorist act. ”

Beautiful, is not it? No, really elegant!

And most importantly, no questions!

What does Smolensk do with it? What does Hitler have to do with it? What does this have to do with these Wehrmacht panties?

And nothing to do with it. This whole tale about the spiritual torments of Field Marshal von Kluge's coward (you can write a separate article about participating in the plots of “Smart Hans”), about the crooked hands of Messrs Schlabrensdorf and Gersdorf, about their alleged participation in plots with von Treskov - all for one.

In order to once again spit in us Katyn.

Indeed, Goebbels, who was shouting about the destroyed Poles, is not a cake, as they say. But when the opponents of Hitler, who nearly killed him, speak about the same thing, you can definitely believe them.

All this fuss in the kitchen, it turns out, in order to once again say that the Russians shot the Poles at Katyn.

And all these attempts, not succeeded by the Russian frost, are all husks.

Yes, the German crushed, as it is crushed.

And not the same already. Some kind of liquid and stinks ...
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  1. Uncle lee
    Uncle lee 15 March 2018 06: 43
    A good brew, rich: Hitler could not be blown up in an airplane, so Kaczynski's plane crashed. Everything in this world is interconnected!
    1. Vard
      Vard 15 March 2018 07: 41
      Yeah ... In the elderberry garden ... And in Kiev, uncle ... So nothing new ....
    2. BAI
      BAI 15 March 2018 09: 07
      Moreover, the weather, as always on wrecking. That frost, then the fog.
    3. novel66
      novel66 15 March 2018 10: 11
      for sure !! window in time !! Hitler's parcel exploded in a Kaczynski airplane !! and the corpses of Poles are Minin and Pozharsky chopped up. Smolensk is an abnormal zone!
      1. a housewife
        a housewife 16 March 2018 02: 50
        All uninvited aliens from the west always die near Smolensk! How would they bring this to consciousness? And also frost, swamps. And the Caucasus is guarded by dolmens, near Elbrus the enchanted entrance to Shambhala, the Volga - the sacred frontier, and the capital under the protection of icons. Where do they go all the time?
      2. Senior manager
        Senior manager 16 March 2018 10: 58
        The parallels here are, in my opinion, fresher. MI6 tidied up our traitor as a “gift” of GDP to the elections. Kaczynski (as the Poles themselves say) was blown up, since the flight was from Warsaw, the CIA had a hand in it as a measure of pressure on Russia. Is it logical? Washington's bony hand reached for the light of Polish democracy, which was becoming weakly controlled from it. What time!
    4. siberalt
      siberalt 15 March 2018 10: 19
      Gorbachev instructed to organize a group of military investigators of the prosecutor’s office to bungle a forged case in Katyn. The Supreme Court of the USSR, in view of the obvious falsification of documents, refused to consider the case at all and advised the Chief Military Prosecutor to put it in himself ..., well, you know where. On how it would all end. However, the corrupt State Duma voted for the Poles to shoot the NKVD. Against was the Communist Party faction, which all its promises to achieve historical truth, quietly poheril (put an end to them). winked
      1. rkkasa xnumx
        rkkasa xnumx 15 March 2018 14: 44
        Quote: siberalt
        corrupt State Duma voted for the Poles shot by the NKVD

        Yeah, Gorbachev a scoundrel, GWP bastard, the State Duma sold, but the main thing is that Putin has nothing to do with it wink
        1. your1970
          your1970 15 March 2018 20: 49
          in fact, they took over as early as 1990 with the Soviet Union, the Politburo and the General Secretary quite still.
          Gorbachev tried ...
      2. Sewer krainiy
        Sewer krainiy 17 March 2018 01: 32
        Elena Prudnikova. "Katyn. A lie that has become history." Grover Ferr. "Katyn execution. Refutation of the" official "version." The Yeltsin Duma could then vote even for the fact that Stalin attacked Germany .... And now - who has the media, he is dancing. It has long been time for the Poles to send where Susanin drove them, but is it not time yet, is it .... ???
  2. Basil50
    Basil50 15 March 2018 07: 15
    Goebels only set patterns not of propaganda but of outright lies, moreover loud on behalf of his country and even on behalf of the people, and in newspaper magazines and on radio and even in movies. Attempts to theoretical justification of lies today creatively develop the countries of the democratic regime. Although it was impossible to beat Goebels and his propaganda, the US Secretary of State was able to. And the Germans, well, the Germans, they command them to execute, but apparently they have significant nostalgia for Goebels propaganda, and they are conducting all kinds of activities to grow a new * minister from propaganda *.
    1. Igor V
      Igor V 15 March 2018 12: 53
      The theoretical justification of lies has long been there. A certain sociologist Tofler, writing the theory of the three civilizational waves, said: If you tell a lie all the time, then in the end it will become true. Not literally, but the meaning is that. By the way, our first minister is a big fan of this storyteller. Even the Yaroslavl forum did, in due time.
  3. andrewkor
    andrewkor 15 March 2018 07: 36
    Already the head is cracking digesting this "dish"!
    1. Berber
      Berber 15 March 2018 12: 47
      I can imagine what kind of nonsense the Germans wrote if this article led to a boil.
  4. Alex66
    Alex66 15 March 2018 07: 46
    It is time in the west to organize a channel on history and talk not only about current politics on RT, but also cover the pages of days gone by. It seems to me that such a channel would be in demand among people who think, those who are not without a different truth.
    1. Mestny
      Mestny 15 March 2018 10: 06
      This may seem surprising, but in the west it is extremely difficult to organize such a channel.
      He, this democratic west, unexpectedly strongly defends his media space with iron fences of ideology from any opinion different from it.
      No, on the Internet you can write - it’s true until the moment when you have a large audience gathering.
      And then it suddenly turns out that you violated whatever the law was, moreover, maliciously. He raped someone wrong, or traded the wrong one and the wrong ones. And the laws in developed countries are known to be implemented, it’s not that we have.
      Here we can make only one conclusion - we in Russia need to learn how to justify all actions by the law in legislation.
  5. speelforce
    speelforce 15 March 2018 07: 59
    Good Eintopf! Only, they overdid it with pasta .. and even it was not worth taking Polish beans - it's rotten.
    1. novel66
      novel66 15 March 2018 10: 12
      in general - GMOs completely!
      1. Okolotochny
        Okolotochny 16 March 2018 00: 22
        I thought that the author Igor Moiseyev took the Hansian pseudonym. In his spirit, shake and do not mix. Mongolia only at the end was not.
  6. g1washntwn
    g1washntwn 15 March 2018 08: 00
    Pouring horseradish vinaigrette with radish. It turns out that Hitler did not kill a box of dynamite disguised as alcohol, but a box of real alcohol on board in 2010 killed the Poles. And the Germans and Poles are perplexed, why and what is wrong with us on the territory of Russia and especially near Smolensk? You can answer them, “what did you actually forget all the time on Russian soil?”, But lovers of Eintopf and the apple kingdom again will not understand what they mean.
  7. Gloomy
    Gloomy 15 March 2018 08: 21
    It seems that the Polish delegation also wants to write to Putin’s account, although the "plane crash" is a "British style."
  8. Strashila
    Strashila 15 March 2018 08: 34
    "The Germans have such a dish, Eintopf. We, in principle, have no analogues. It's like a hodgepodge, only with the addition of beans and pasta. In general, it’s still a brew." ... like not, bourda.
    1. novel66
      novel66 15 March 2018 10: 13
      balanda, prison balanda, how many years have passed. but I remember you too ...
  9. Altona
    Altona 15 March 2018 10: 00
    All these "100500 victims" of various executions of all kinds of "human rights activists" calculated very simply. On a small plot of land, say 40 to 100 meters, 3 corpses were found and by extrapolation to the landfill area we quickly received 25 thousand conditional dead souls, which were immediately hung up on the "bloody geben and dogs of Beria, Stalin and the Gulag executioners." So it was with the "raped" Germans of the Germans, where a single case was taken and multiplied by the entire female population of the city, then the district, and so on, they received "a million conditionally raped" Germans. Despite the fact that the German Nazi beast killed our citizens and raped our women and children by no means conditionally. Even leaving our territory, the Germans did not cease to be villains and rapists. However, for the West this is a normal state. Such free compilations on the topic of alternative history are made for a reason, the world has long begun to understand that the Anglo-Saxons are the driver of all the major wars on the planet, even Hitler was blinded by them and brought to power in order to be a ram against the USSR. Therefore, heaps of monstrous lies will continue.
  10. reibert
    reibert 16 March 2018 07: 54
    Macaroni is not added to Eintomf)) There is an analogue of stewed potatoes with meat, with the addition of beans and vegetables, to taste
  11. Huumi
    Huumi 17 March 2018 00: 13
    What is the article about?
  12. NordUral
    NordUral 17 March 2018 13: 15
    God be with them, with the Germans. And here is how “our” elite crushed it, recognizing the whole crap, which ascribes to us the deceitful and vile West (I do not attribute this to the peoples).
  13. acetophenon
    acetophenon 18 March 2018 22: 31
    The usual demagogic technique. It is called "sudden hitler."
    That is, for example, (for example!) We are discussing a photo of Assad and Putin. And suddenly: Putin is small on the background of Assad, by the way, Hitler was also not very tall.
  14. Irbenwolf
    Irbenwolf 19 March 2018 08: 18
    Well, how can they not understand in Russia that the generation of all this near-historical manure is intended to dissolve the hard lines drawn by the blood of Soviet soldiers in 1945. and the Nuremberg Tribunal.

    3,5 inhabitants who are interested in "And how was it" - will not go seriously to study the issue in the library. They will study the reliable first available sources on the Internet by the sign of some Spiegel. And it turns out that the German people fiercely resisted fascism, they forced the eastern slaves by force and "had to take that the unfortunate did not die." The army generally did only what Hitler ordered, and did not at all reflect the "aspirations of the peaceful German people." And then came the "invader Stalin" and the "horde of barbarians" who absolutely abused the "peaceful Germans" for no reason.

    So, to neutralize all this diarrhea, it is imperative to generate conspiracy theories just as sucked from a finger. For example, allied relations can be drained from Hess’s flight. Ford’s support is a serious contribution from the United States. Polish officers generally “Hitler’s lost legion surrounded”. The main thing is that the muddy water of modern media does not have a clear line to whitewash and belittle the role of fascism.

    Historians who will comment on all this brew will be forced to rely on dogmatic history.