The Ministry of Defense publishes the results of the first stage for the best name of the new Russian weapons

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The Russian Ministry of Defense announced the start of the final stage of the competition to choose the names of the latest Russian weapons; among the most popular possible names of a combat laser complex, a nuclear submarine drone and nuclear cruise missiles - "Zaichik", "Poseidon" and "Nezhdanchik".

The Ministry of Defense publishes the results of the first stage for the best name of the new Russian weapons




Recall that the March 1 Ministry of Defense launched on its website a special service for receiving offers of citizens with names for the three newest Russian types of strategic weapons, which President Vladimir Putin spoke about in a message to the Federal Assembly. During this time, a special service on the department's website was visited by more than 870 thousand users, among whom about a third were foreigners, according to the account of the Ministry of Defense in the social network "In contact with".

In total more than 245 thousand offers with names were sent. Following the consideration of all proposals, the most popular names for each type of weapon were selected by 50.

Voting on the site for each type of weapon will last until March 16.

The election of the names has already begun. So, when voting for the name of a combat laser complex, the options “Bagir”, “Oko” and “Ophthalmologist” first burst forth, and then “Rabbit” and “Luch” began to lead by a huge margin.
To vote for the name of the combat laser you like, click HERE

When choosing a name for an unmanned underwater vehicle, which can be equipped with both conventional and nuclear munitions, Yaz first led, but now it is inferior to the Poseidon variant.
To vote for the favorite name of the unmanned underwater vehicle, click HERE

The name of the newest cruise missile with a nuclear power plant caused the most serious struggle among users of the social network. At first, the name Nezhdanchik was in the lead, but on 15.45 Moscow time it had 18,79% of the votes, Zeus had the 19,04%, the Fox had the 15,76%, and Stalin had the 14,88% of votes. A little later, "Nezhdanchik" again took the lead.
To vote for the favorite name of the cruise missile click HERE
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  1. +19
    13 March 2018 16: 43
    Nezhdanchik pleased. It’s a pity you can’t translate into English normally.
    1. +1
      13 March 2018 16: 46
      The name "Palmyra" I like more.
      1. +38
        13 March 2018 16: 48
        The main thing is what to do with the people. How easy it is to distract you and direct you to creativity.
        1. +10
          13 March 2018 16: 51
          And I’m talking about the same thing .. What does the name have to do with this? Should I ask people? The military themselves will decide on the name and goals.
          Quote: Aristarkh Lyudvigovich
          The main thing is what to do with the people
          1. +9
            13 March 2018 16: 53
            nuclear submarine drone - Poseidon
            and yet it exists. And how many conversations were that it was a "disinformation".
            1. +45
              13 March 2018 16: 56
              Quote: Crowe
              and yet it exists. And how many conversations were that it was a "disinformation".

              Of course it exists, it is “Harpsichord-2P-PM”. The harpsichord has an immersion depth of 6 thousand meters. There are no restrictions on the navigation area. He will look for carrier groups, and examine them until an order is received ... By the way, he can be called Kraken, and the phrase release the kraken will sound more epic from the lips of the submarine commander
              1. +9
                13 March 2018 17: 42
                Quote: Aristarkh Lyudvigovich
                ... this is Harpsichord-2R-PM

                hi ... add a bit?
                AUV device "Harpsichord-2R-PM" (http://www.hisutton.com/).
                Power plant - electric motors with rechargeable batteries.
                TTX apparatus:
                Length - approx. 6500 mm
                Diameter - approx. 1000 mm
                Weight - approx. 3700 kg
                Immersion depth:
                - maximum - 6000 m (source)
                - maximum - 2000 m (source)
                - during testing on the Black Sea - up to 500 m (source)
                Maximum travel range - approx. 50 km
                Modifications:
                Cost: the insured value of two copies of the apparatus "Harpsichord-2R-PM" as of 2016 is 300 million rubles (source).
                - 2016 - tests, 2 apparatuses were built - probably one apparatus for testing apparatus and equipment.
                - 2017 - it is expected that the apparatus will be adopted by the Navy.
                Harpsichord-1R. on tests in the Black Sea
                29.09.2016
              2. SOF
                +8
                13 March 2018 17: 46
                Quote: Aristarkh Ludwigovich
                By the way, you can call him Kraken,

                ... well, you see, there is something positive in your "there is something to occupy the people", and even your condemning grimace really asked for your previous collage ...
              3. +3
                13 March 2018 18: 17
                Cool gizmos needed! Except perhaps one thing. This is a cruise missile, no one thinks that it should be tested? On tests, she will fly, as well as fly and fall with you and me in the country. Not only that, in flight, it spoils everything around, so it still needs to be serviced by staff on the ground. Then at the end of her journey she falls and crashes at the training ground, cheerfully spraying radiation. Suppose the landfills we have are large and you can not say anything to the staff, as a whole we are used to radiation, especially in the north. There is really a high probability that it can fall not only on the landfill. Those guys who want to correct me and assume that if they leave the route it will be destroyed remotely, then everything will go down exactly. In general, I consider the cruise missile unnecessary and harmful, and all of us will get all the harm from it, and the fact that it will fly to the USA is extremely unlikely. Sincerely.
                1. +2
                  13 March 2018 19: 27
                  Quote: akribos
                  Cool gizmos needed! Except perhaps one thing. This is a cruise missile, no one thinks that it should be tested? On tests, she will fly, as well as fly and fall with you and me in the country. Not only that, in flight, it spoils everything around, so it still needs to be serviced by staff on the ground. Then at the end of her journey she falls and crashes at the training ground, cheerfully spraying radiation. Suppose the landfills we have are large and you can not say anything to the staff, as a whole we are used to radiation, especially in the north. There is really a high probability that it can fall not only on the landfill. Those guys who want to correct me and assume that if they leave the route it will be destroyed remotely, then everything will go down exactly. In general, I consider the cruise missile unnecessary and harmful, and all of us will get all the harm from it, and the fact that it will fly to the USA is extremely unlikely. Sincerely.

                  Such a good joke .. But nothing that more powerful nuclear missiles are experiencing? Or are you afraid of the possibility of depressurization of a nuclear power plant in an accident? The likelihood of this is much lower than the crash of a passenger plane over a large city with nuclear power plants and chemical plants. This is serious. But these missiles are not being tested over our cities.
                2. +3
                  13 March 2018 20: 30
                  Quote: akribos
                  ... Then at the end of her journey she falls and crashes at the training ground, cheerfully spraying radiation ..

                  belay ... Why, then, "kill" the test sample - so you won’t save $$ ... You can also land by parachute without consequences and along with the test results (on recorders, etc.) ...
                3. +2
                  14 March 2018 01: 09
                  In general, I consider the cruise missile unnecessary and harmful, and all of the harm from it we will receive,


                  Well, they tested atomic bombs more than once or twice. And in the atmosphere. And even people were taught to work and fight in the zones. Just to ensure that "alien" bombs do not fall on our cities. Be patient. And the harm of radioactive contamination is greatly exaggerated by the "science fiction".
              4. +4
                14 March 2018 00: 10
                I like the phrase “release Karasy” more))))) Such a good name. Russian)))
        2. +12
          13 March 2018 16: 59
          Quote: Aristarkh Ludwigovich
          The main thing is what to do with the people
          Well, yes, so that people would at least somehow feel involved in these unique developments.
          But it would be more useful if people would more often be asked for opinions on draft laws, the activities of state leaders and law enforcement agencies at various levels. And then these election shows are already in the liver.
          1. +2
            13 March 2018 18: 42
            But it would be more useful if people would more often be asked for opinions on draft laws, the activities of state leaders and law enforcement agencies at various levels.

            Yeah, dissolve the Duma, the Security Council and pass laws exclusively by Internet voting. wassat
            1. 0
              13 March 2018 21: 28
              Quote: staviator
              (http://www.hisutton.com/).

              Too long to run ....... To the tail, then to the muzzle. The country is very big. And what could you say about, say, the method of taxation?
              Organize a society of free citizens on an uninhabited island somewhere near New Earth. And insert there in all the proposals for the laws of referenda.
          2. +1
            13 March 2018 19: 49
            Quote: scientist
            . But it would be more useful if people would more often be asked for opinions about ................... And then these election shows are already in the liver.

            Then the show will be not only in the liver and TV, and not only the election. To hold referendums on each occasion ?? Well
            that people would more often be asked for opinions on draft laws, the activities of state leaders and law enforcement agencies at various levels.
            Imagine the scale go \\ otiz \\ ma ... Although - not, I can not even imagine.
        3. 0
          13 March 2018 17: 01
          Quote: Aristarkh Lyudvigovich
          The main thing is what to do with the people. How easy it is to distract you and direct you to creativity.

          Watch out! Now local, name lovers, will crawl out and cook them by the training manual wink
          1. SOF
            +6
            13 March 2018 17: 48
            Quote: DEPHIHTO
            Quote: Aristarkh Lyudvigovich
            The main thing is what to do with the people. How easy it is to distract you and direct you to creativity.

            Watch out! Now local, name lovers, will crawl out and cook them by the training manual wink

            ... laughing , and you, by the training manual, kaaak answer ... Yes?
            1. +1
              13 March 2018 18: 24
              Quote: SOF
              Quote: DEPHIHTO
              Quote: Aristarkh Lyudvigovich
              The main thing is what to do with the people. How easy it is to distract you and direct you to creativity.

              Watch out! Now local, name lovers, will crawl out and cook them by the training manual wink

              ... laughing , and you, by the training manual, kaaak answer ... Yes?

              And I would give the rocket the name ,, DAM ,, laughing ... and launching onto another continent is pleasant and very destructive laughing tongue
              Py.Sy. I knew one got out .. lol
              1. SOF
                +3
                13 March 2018 19: 17
                ... I would also launch such a rocket ... lol
                ... and the rest
                Quote: DEPHIHTO
                Py.Sy. I knew one got out

                laughing
                ... count yourself ...- I, in the minority - you got much more hi
                1. 0
                  13 March 2018 20: 30
                  Quote: SOF
                  ... I would also launch such a rocket ... lol
                  ... and the rest
                  Quote: DEPHIHTO
                  Py.Sy. I knew one got out

                  laughing
                  ... count yourself ...- I, in the minority - you got much more hi

                  Such a rocket only ... uh ... COMFORTABLE starts laughing You already decide wink
                  Py.Sy. yours are always there, sitting in the bushes watching lol See you. hi
                  1. SOF
                    0
                    13 March 2018 20: 36
                    Quote: DEPHIHTO
                    Such a rocket only ... uh ... in the kit starts

                    ... nope. She is self-sufficient.
                    Quote: DEPHIHTO
                    .... sitting in the bushes ...

                    - pa-ri-tet :)
              2. +1
                13 March 2018 19: 22
                Quote: DEPHIHTO
                .and launch on another continent is pleasant and acts very destructively

        4. +3
          13 March 2018 17: 04
          Distract from the zombie? And then the bread)))
        5. +11
          13 March 2018 17: 11
          Quote: Aristarkh Lyudvigovich
          The main thing is what to do with the people. How easy it is to distract you and direct you to creativity.

          Well, yes, it’s much better to discuss Ksyushu and Grudinin.
        6. 0
          13 March 2018 17: 39
          do you have a brain polytote?
        7. +11
          13 March 2018 17: 51
          Quote: Aristarkh Lyudvigovich
          The main thing is what to do with the people. How easy it is to distract you and direct you to creativity.

          There is enough dementia in this world. Even if the NATO tanks pass in front of the window of these comrades, they will still think that the authorities are distracting them from pressing problems. Already quite a cuckoo
          1. +11
            13 March 2018 18: 14
            "Even if the NATO tanks will pass in front of the window of these comrades," ////

            there is a joke on this subject laughing :
            "the husband comes home early, and in the wife’s bed is the neighbor.
            She yells at her husband: "he is his own !!! what do you want, so that instead of him there would be NATO soldiers ???"
          2. 0
            13 March 2018 19: 25
            Even if the NATO tanks will pass in front of the window of these comrades ...

            Dear, in this case NATO tanks will pass in front of your window !! Or do you hope that you will drive in one of the tanks ????
        8. +2
          13 March 2018 20: 56
          Oh, come on, the power distracted you ... Another offended by the power. Sit day and night on the website of the Ministry of Defense, come up with a name?
        9. 0
          14 March 2018 10: 19
          but how easy it is to disappoint you again, again everything is bad, and everything is wrong ....
    2. +5
      13 March 2018 16: 51
      Quote: CentDo
      Nezhdanchik pleased. It’s a pity you can’t translate into English normally.

      what to do - let them call "unexpected surprise"
    3. +2
      13 March 2018 16: 51
      We, stupid people, still love to use the NATO classification.
    4. +2
      13 March 2018 16: 57
      Laser - CATARACT or BELMO,
      Underwater UAV - CANDLE FROM HEMORROA.
      Cruise missile - ASH (Broom of Baba Yaga).
    5. +1
      13 March 2018 16: 58
      Quote: CentDo
      Nezhdanchik pleased. It’s a pity you can’t translate into English normally.

      Literally, yes, it’s difficult.
      And if it makes sense, then the translation is: "Surprise, mother ... r". smile
    6. 0
      13 March 2018 17: 22
      Perhaps it will sound like an “unscheduled diarrhea” among brazen Saxons
    7. +7
      13 March 2018 17: 25
      Quote: CentDo
      Nezhdanchik pleased. It’s a pity you can’t translate into English normally

      NEZHDANCHIK - let them borrow a new word, like Sputnik or MATRYOSHKA laughing
      1. 0
        13 March 2018 17: 44
        I would call a laser - "Cutter"; underwater vehicle - "Shadow"; cruise missile - "Invisible".
        1. +5
          13 March 2018 19: 04
          Quote: СРЦ П-15
          cruise missile - "Invisible".

          I would call Sanction wassat
          1. 0
            14 March 2018 02: 17
            Smiled, thanks))))
    8. +1
      13 March 2018 17: 36
      It is worth opening a newspaper and poking a finger at random into any headline. The name will fall with a laugh. lol
      1. 0
        13 March 2018 19: 41
        Quote: siberalt
        It is worth opening a newspaper and poking a finger at random into any headline. The name will fall with a laugh. lol

        In China, an online vote was held in which users were asked to choose a name for the new aircraft carrier, Project 001A. Survey participants proposed to name it after the mantis 皮皮 虾, i.e. pipixia (pronounced "pipi sya") accent on the last syllable. 1,37 million people voted for him, reports the South China Morning Post.

        Other names include “Taiwan” and “Sun Wukong” (one of the most popular Chinese literary characters).
    9. +1
      13 March 2018 17: 47
      Quote: CentDo
      Nezhdanchik pleased

      Apparently, many were pleased - in the lead by a large margin so far.
      The underwater Tsar bomb is likely to be called Kraken - it’s also left behind :)
      1. 0
        14 March 2018 02: 18
        By the way ... KING OF TORPEDA
    10. +2
      13 March 2018 17: 58
      Quote: CentDo
      Nezhdanchik pleased.

      And for me more familiar: Product number ....! The main thing that would work! A PR name, a draft in the ears for "you are all too likely to be" But I like the white polar dog more! They lured her for a long time, and now they are urgently calling!
    11. +1
      13 March 2018 19: 28
      Quote: CentDo
      Nezhdanchik pleased. It’s a pity you can’t translate into English normally.

      This is confirmed by the fact that serious topics like the names of armaments cannot be carried out by means of an Internet survey.
      1. +1
        14 March 2018 02: 19
        I agree, laughter laugh, but 90% of all names, especially popular ones, are completely out of place.
    12. +1
      13 March 2018 20: 49
      Well, not seriously, as it would be called "hand" or "diplomat" for example ...
    13. +1
      13 March 2018 21: 59
      Quote: CentDo
      Nezhdanchik pleased. It’s a pity you can’t translate into English normally.

      Well, type ... hello from nowhere: - "Hello from nowhere"
    14. +1
      13 March 2018 22: 07
      Quote: CentDo
      Nezhdanchik pleased. It’s a pity you can’t translate into English normally.

      I like "Arctic fox" more, but also in translation into Aglitsky ("Arctic fox") does not sound. It could be replaced by the "Arctic end".
    15. 0
      14 March 2018 00: 21
      Quote: CentDo
      Nezhdanchik pleased.

      Do you like the name ala - baby surprise?
  2. +18
    13 March 2018 16: 43
    ... among the most popular possible names of the combat laser complex, nuclear submarine drones and atomic cruise missiles - "Bunny", "Poseidon" and "Nezhdanchik" ...


    They asked me to call the whole site a furry animal. "Arctic fox" sounds gently, intelligibly laughing
    1. +2
      13 March 2018 16: 55
      Quote: Andrey K
      They asked me to call the whole site a furry animal. "Arctic fox" sounds gently, intelligibly

      there is no arctic fox in any product, so they don’t even vote for him
      1. +8
        13 March 2018 17: 09
        Quote: Partyzan
        ... there’s no arctic fox in any product, so they don’t even vote for him ...

        But there’s a fox laughing
        1. +4
          13 March 2018 17: 13
          Quote: Andrey K
          But there’s a fox

          there is

          but not there recourse
        2. +3
          13 March 2018 17: 20
          Quote: Andrey K
          But there’s a fox

          for sure - this video is about me, it exists, but there are less than 550 votes for it, and put its own
      2. +2
        13 March 2018 20: 24
        Quote: Partyzan
        there is no arctic fox in any product, so they don’t even vote for him

        With you letter (not a letter stop )
        Cruise missile

        Alyonushka

        Albatross

        Argument

        Berdysh

        Blagovest

        Petrel

        Quince

        Retribution

        Guarantee

        Argument

        Dart

        Zeus

        Serpent

        Emperor / Monarch

        hummingbird

        Kolovrat

        Crimea

        Swallow

        Swan

        Scrap

        Robin

        Sword

        Peacemaker

        Nadia

        Nezhdanchik

        Response

        Thaw

        Sword

        Palmyra

        Perun

        Arctic fox

        Rattle

        Blizzard

        Пустошь
        wink drinks
        1. +2
          13 March 2018 20: 27
          Quote: midivan
          With you letter (not a letter)

          with pleasure - nov found it before, and even said - that the video about me laughing
          Partyzan Today, 17:20 ↑
          Quote: Andrey K
          But there’s a fox
          for sure - this video is about me, it exists, but there are less than 550 votes for it, and put its own
          drinks
          1. +1
            13 March 2018 21: 25
            Quote: Partyzan
            nov found it before

            recourse Well, I can manage the letter.
            Quote: Partyzan
            and even said that the video is about me

            belay Shoo? Also an oxidizing agent? laughing drinks
            1. +2
              13 March 2018 21: 28
              Quote: midivan
              Shoo? Also an oxidizing agent?

              Well, not really - a disinfector lol drinks
  3. +5
    13 March 2018 16: 43
    I voted for the Arctic fox laughing
    1. +2
      13 March 2018 18: 38
      I also wink moreover, the arctic fox "must be at the end, otherwise it is not complete" (E. Ovechkin) laughing
  4. +4
    13 March 2018 16: 44
    Voted for Stalin
  5. +4
    13 March 2018 16: 49
    Yeah, "Stalin's arctic fox" is cool))) wassat
    Zeus is the best option for a rocket. And on the other Poseidon and Bunny will go.
    1. 0
      14 March 2018 02: 21
      Zeus, Poseidon ... somehow it is not ours. For Westerners it will sound, yes ..
  6. +2
    13 March 2018 16: 56
    “Stalin” - 14,88% of the vote.

    belay * choked on tea.
    On time, the data was taken, oh, how on time.
    1. +2
      13 March 2018 17: 03
      Yeah, Stalin and 14,88% are a smile of randomness. Amusing coincidence)))
    2. 0
      13 March 2018 20: 52
      It is necessary to call tanks new IS again.
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    1. +5
      13 March 2018 17: 12
      You can’t be recognized in makeup!)))) I like Kraken more. And the rocket is Kolovrat, all of which rotates wherever it wants and does not return)
  8. +2
    13 March 2018 17: 04
    you can wind up the voting result))
    1. +5
      13 March 2018 17: 10
      Carousels, according to Psaki, will definitely not be. smile
  9. +2
    13 March 2018 17: 06
    The name should be understandable to the adversary and connected with Russia ... some names are not completely translatable due to a lack of understanding of the meaning put into the name.
    For example, Meldoniy - everyone will immediately remember about Russia. laughing
    here is an excerpt for what is applied -
    - to improve metabolism
    - with cerebrovascular accidents
    - with heart failure

    Well, what are the indications for the use of the drug by partners ??
  10. +4
    13 March 2018 17: 08
    It seems that the competition is held in the initial first grades, well, not serious names in such a serious organization as the Ministry of Defense. or are we all being held for children, is it softly said yet?
    1. 0
      14 March 2018 01: 45
      Yeah, Pinocchio is a very serious name for a "frivolous" weapon. smile
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  12. 0
    13 March 2018 17: 09
    all these samples belong to strike weapons, therefore the names should be ironically aggressive, say the name “Spark” is suitable for a combat laser, for the underwater drone we say the name of the killer whale “Killer Whale”, and for a cruise missile, for example, the name is “Witch” .. .
  13. +1
    13 March 2018 17: 16
    The Poseidon of the Americans anti-submarine aircraft, let’s not repeat. Kraken - that’s it))
  14. 0
    13 March 2018 17: 20
    It was necessary, in general, to give all these new types of weapons the name of the fruit - the laser "lemon", the rocket with the nuclear engine "pear" ... lol
  15. 0
    13 March 2018 17: 27
    sorry, my option did not go under the name "Putinka".
  16. 0
    13 March 2018 17: 29
    I threw them a website name suitable for each product - "Surprise"
    And in almost all major languages ​​it sounds about the same and the essence reflects.
    I don’t know why I didn’t roll in the rating ... Surprise ...
  17. +2
    13 March 2018 17: 29
    The Swedish spy leaves, yielding radio space to the plates
    an124
    mil_avia
    March 13th, 15: 39
    Today in the Kaliningrad region there is a slight revival of flying spies.

    First, the Swede 102002 flew over the Baltic. While he was flying, an American Boeing RC-135W Rivet Joint 62-4134 aka LIMB59 passed through Britain to Estonia (via BOKSU, aka Suwalki gap)

    Now is on the clock at 15:30 Moscow time

    Two AWACS plates came to Poland:
    From Britain they sent ZH106 aka NATO31 (Magic81) (probably to avenge the ex-spy of Skripal, since shaving is very rare here)
    The plane LX-N90458 aka NATO06 (Magic56) arrived from Germany

    An American gas station KC-135R 59-1516 aka ESSO76 flew in from Germany to refuel them.
  18. +3
    13 March 2018 17: 37
    it wasn’t worth resorting to the public. in most cases, people are just for fun.
  19. 0
    13 March 2018 17: 38
    Whatever the name of our new developments, the most important thing is their effective application. All samples are simply required to confirm their names. lol
  20. +3
    13 March 2018 17: 45
    And I liked the Bunny, right from the cartoon.
    1. +2
      14 March 2018 10: 22
      Sorry to show off but I came up with it :)
      1. 0
        15 March 2018 14: 32
        Thank you, Romka. For some reason, I remembered a song from the 60s: "And in the spring, different animals molt, only a sunny bunny does not molt ..."
        1. +2
          15 March 2018 15: 23
          :) when I thought, whatever name could be given, that’s what Bunny thought, well, you know, when you look at welding for a long time and you go blind they say: “Bunny got caught” bully
  21. +6
    13 March 2018 17: 47
    On the website of the Russian Ministry of Defense, the final stage of the choice of the country has started ...
    1. +1
      13 March 2018 17: 49
      WONDERFUL !!!
    2. 0
      13 March 2018 23: 58
      Quote: Grandfather Mozai
      On the website of the Russian Ministry of Defense, the final stage of the choice of the country has started ...


      five leaders fiercely fighting each other for the right not to be the first belay
  22. 0
    13 March 2018 17: 51
    Quote: Yuyuka
    The name should be understandable to the adversary and connected with Russia ... some names are not completely translatable due to a lack of understanding of the meaning put into the name.

    Dildo. Briefly, it is understandable to foreigners (and often for them, it is connected with Russia). :))
  23. 0
    13 March 2018 18: 30
    The laser should be called a "flashlight!"
  24. +4
    13 March 2018 18: 51
    In total more than 245 thousand offers with names were sent. Following the consideration of all proposals, the most popular names for each type of weapon were selected by 50.
    Voting on the site for each type of weapon will last until March 16.

    Well, how many people are busy considering, selecting, counting, analyzing. MO do nehru and money nowhere to go? That’s how they used to do without the “election” of names, and nothing, not a single product remained nameless. But since such a booze has gone, I’ll insert my 5 cents. I think the name of a superweapon should be connected with the name of the one who presented it so colorfully. Moreover, note-takers are cowardly silent. For example: Laser Combat Complex - Non-Engineer Putin's Hyperboloid. Unmanned underwater vehicle - Amphora. Cruise missile - Sterkh.
    1. +3
      13 March 2018 20: 48
      I’ll go out on the porch in the morning, the Czech egg, looking up,
      Flies quickly west, cruise missile
      And on open spaces, in the deepest depths
      The core of the boat lurks like an amphora lying at the bottom
      Engineer hyperboloid flashes over the whole country
      With a laser pointer, Putin will lead us into battle fellow
      1. +3
        13 March 2018 21: 02
        Chorus:
        Lead, Volodya bolder us into battle!
        Let the fire go! Let the sofa burn, the sofa burn!
        We are all, interactive Heroes, everything!
        And then all our life is Borba!
        1. +2
          13 March 2018 21: 15
          Quote: Karabin
          Chorus:

          and there is no peace for everyone
          not for you and not for us
          rather soon rather
          on the combat sofa fellow
    2. +3
      13 March 2018 21: 11
      so don’t hysteria like that, just go and cry against the crying wall .... otherwise each mu is trying to drive Putin, Stalin is not on you ... not yet ...
      1. +2
        13 March 2018 21: 18
        Quote: shans2
        go and cry against the crying wall ....

        I would go, but there is no crowding
  25. +1
    13 March 2018 19: 20
    They came up with a lesson for citizens ... if only they did not think about the essentials!
  26. 0
    13 March 2018 19: 28
    When you come up with a name for such a weapon, and not even yourself, but at the request of the military, you are embraced by a sense of ownership in great things to strengthen the country's defense capabilities and it begins to seem that you are also its developer. It's like in the film: “Haberdashery and cardinal! One my word saved France! "And I don’t feel like thinking about real life ....
  27. 0
    13 March 2018 19: 52
    And what a cool idea, why not all the country come up with a name for that, it guarantees all of us protection.
    The truth is a little boring in terms of names, especially when affectionately diminutive words are not serious.
    Laser - Rex
    UAV - Ivan Ka
    Rocket - Psaki (because during its launch everyone will start psaki ...) laughing
  28. +1
    13 March 2018 19: 57
    Yes, normally they used to come up with it themselves ... but then the "popular" name could come up and stick tightly!
    "Katyusha came ashore !!!!"
  29. 0
    13 March 2018 20: 54
    I hope Nezhdanchik will defeat Zeus winked
  30. +2
    13 March 2018 21: 08
    Quote: Yuyuka
    The name should be clear to the enemy and connected with Russia ...


    No, really! Let them delve into the intricacies of our humor. Or learn new words by heart. Such as

    Quote: Paranoid50
    Sputnik or MATRYOSHKA


    Voted for Bunny и Arctic fox
  31. +2
    13 March 2018 21: 31
    Quote: Tevdori
    Laser - Rex
    UAV - Ivan Ka
    Rocket - Psaki


    Well, instead of Rex already Pompeii. But also suitable ...
    1. +1
      14 March 2018 10: 19
      Quote: domnich
      Well, instead of Rex already Pompeii. But also suitable ...

      Yes, also a decent option.
  32. 0
    13 March 2018 21: 59
    I called the Moses cruise missile (the one that promised the land of 40 years) ... even, it doesn’t support nihto ... (((
    1. +1
      13 March 2018 22: 21
      so it will fly and drain laughing
  33. 0
    13 March 2018 22: 21
    MO pleasantly surprised, the whole country come up with a name for new weapons systems))) ...
    1. 0
      14 March 2018 10: 40
      Soon, in such a way, voting will begin for the performance characteristics of new weapons, and there for declaring war and for choosing the current enemy. Democracy.
  34. 0
    13 March 2018 22: 54
    Quote: 210ox
    And I’m talking about the same thing .. What does the name have to do with this? Should I ask people? The military themselves will decide on the name and goals.

    And the most interesting thing is that the name of the topic for research, which most often then goes into the name of OCD and weapons, is set at the beginning of work. That is, the name of the topic has existed for several years. As much as has passed since the start of work.

    Quote: Aristarkh Ludwigovich
    Of course it exists, it is “Harpsichord-2P-PM”. The harpsichord has an immersion depth of 6 thousand meters. There are no restrictions on the navigation area.

    In fact, the cruising range of EMNIP is 50 km. Speed ​​- 2,9 knots. So really, there are no restrictions on the navigation area. But within these 50 km

    Quote: SRC P-15
    I would call a laser - "Cutter"; underwater vehicle - "Shadow"; cruise missile - "Invisible".

    Names are most often given so that it was impossible to determine by them what it was. "Cutter", as well as "Eye" and "Ophthalmologist" can still be associated with a laser.

    Quote: RUSS
    In China, an online vote was held in which users were asked to choose a name for the new aircraft carrier, Project 001A. Survey participants proposed to name it after the mantis shrimp 皮皮 虾, that is, pipixia (pronounced “pipi sya”) is the stress on the last syllable. 1,37 million people voted for him, reports the South China Morning Post.

    Other names include “Taiwan” and “Sun Wukong” (one of the most popular Chinese literary characters).

    Well, when our planes laid down the Ulyanovsk aircraft carrier in Western sources, they began to debate what names the aircraft carriers of this series would have. In the west, it was called the Kremlin. therefore, all names were names of the city in which the Kremlin was and is. Then they quieted down, because they realized the stupidity of such an assumption. And stupidity was that they counted about 20, or more than 20 such cities. We realized that the Russians would not pull such a series and the discussion quickly came to naught
  35. +2
    14 March 2018 10: 20
    Hurray, I also thought of calling a bunny a laser, and he is also a leader. Bunny, you know, when you look at welding for a long time and you go blind they say: "BUNNY got caught" bully
  36. 0
    14 March 2018 13: 33
    Stalin’s - 14,88%
    ironic how)

    It’s a pity that more people voted for Zeus than for Perun ... You need to remember your culture)
    And so in the morning the Ophthalmologist and Kraken (a laser with an underwater vehicle) seemed to be leading
  37. 0
    14 March 2018 19: 47
    Cat Baiyun,
    Kikimora
    Baba Yaga
    =)
  38. 0
    15 March 2018 03: 30
    uh! and where in the vote the name of the Columbus cruise missile ?!
    I do not agree to "Cheburashka" cruise missile should be "Columbus"!
    Christopher Columbus discovered America - our "Columbus" will close it if necessary.