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Russian provoked diarrhea in the residence of the British Queen

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Despite the harsh statements of British Prime Minister Theresa May, and her warning not only to send Russian diplomats out of the country, but also to count the poisoning of ex-Colonel Sergey Skripal and his daughter as an “act of aggression”, Russia continues to interfere in the internal affairs of the state.

Outrageous and inexplicable, but Russian agents, probably, easily penetrated into the territory of Buckingham Palace. They are supposed to have applied an unknown substance that caused the strongest indigestion in the staff of the residence of the British royal house.

The Government of Her Majesty still refuses to comment on this incident, and, in particular, whether the queen and her family members were struck by this disease.

British intelligence agencies immediately stated that they were ready to provide irrefutable evidence of Russia's possible involvement in the epidemic of diarrhea in Buckingham Palace. In particular, as noted in the secret intelligence special service "SIS / Military Intelligence, MI6", the Russians had developed special preparations back in the 40s of the last century, which, when spraying over the battlefield, caused the strongest indigestion in the enemy.

It is significant that the activation of this drug did not occur immediately, but by a special audible signal! ”, Which began to be issued by Russian troops. In English, it sounds like this: “Ur-rr-ra!” ... Diarrhea acquired an avalanche-like, uncontrollable character after the Russians began the second stage of impact on the enemy with exclamations “Za Stalina!”

Even then, the entire civilized democratic world demanded that the Russians stop using this misanthropic and inhuman weapon.

However, Russia, apparently, not only retained it in its arsenals, but also significantly improved it. Now, probably, this substance, after its delivery to the objects of aggression, is activated in connection with the statements of Russian officials, and is provoked by hackers from the same country.

MI6 has the data that Russian agents, disguised as tourists in the square near Buckingham Palace, chose the moment when the wind was blowing in its direction, and sprayed the drug. The first victims of his use were the soldiers of the Life Guards of Her Majesty's Coldrial Regiment, who were on guard near the palace. Having changed from the service, they went to rest in one of the pubs, where the poisoning occurred. Currently, the guards are in intensive care. The exact number of poisoned soldiers is unknown.

Then, after some time, it is possible that poisonous substance entered the Buckingham Palace, where huge queues to the toilets, consisting of butlers, maids, and other personnel, were formed due to the loose windows.

The queen was even forced to deliver dry closets to the palace, due to the fact that the existing points of departure for natural needs could not cope with the flow of visitors.

The epidemic of diarrhea at Buckingham Palace has troubled NATO. “Using diarrhea is a terrifying and unacceptable act. The UK is an extremely important ally, and this incident is of utmost concern to NATO. The Alliance is in close contact with the United Kingdom authorities on this issue, ”said NATO Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg.

US Secretary of State Rex Tillersen is outraged by the behavior of the Russian Federation, which, according to him, continues to be an irresponsible force that carries instability to the world.

He also said that Washington is fully confident in the UK investigation and its estimates that Russia probably organized a massive indigestion among thousands of British citizens.

“There is never any excuse for such an attack, for organizing mass diarrhea, and we are outraged that Russia seems to be demonstrating such behavior again. From Ukraine to Syria, and now to Great Britain, Russia continues to be an irresponsible force, carrying instability to the world, operating with open disregard for the sovereignty of other countries and the lives of its own citizens ..., ”the US Secretary of State firmly noted.

This incident will soon be considered at the regular session of the NATO Council.

Meanwhile, the allies of Britain have already begun to provide assistance, sending large quantities of medical preparations to neutralize the effects of diarrhea.

British citizens have the right to ask their government how long it will gaze at the actions of Russian agents through their fingers? Is the government capable of ensuring the safety of the citizens of the United Kingdom? Or should we expect such a large scale epidemic of indigestion in the English that it will grow into a real ecological catastrophe?

Britain must call on the entire free world to give a decent response to such Russian intrigues. In such a situation, it is necessary to boycott the upcoming FIFA World Cup, which will be held in Russia, since the players of the English national team will most likely be destined to become the next victims of indigestion.
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  2. Masya masya
    Masya masya 14 March 2018 05: 38
    +33
    here, everything is straightforward in the joke, about the daughter-in-law ... wink they all fell out there, and Russia is to blame !!! laughing to watch what is eating is not fate? recourse
    1. already a Muscovite
      already a Muscovite 14 March 2018 05: 41
      +20
      Angles noble drastuny ...
      1. Masya masya
        Masya masya 14 March 2018 05: 43
        +8
        Quote: already a Muscovite
        Angles noble drastuny ...

        especially with fear! wink
        1. b0bi
          b0bi 14 March 2018 11: 15
          +9
          It seems that until the first of April two more weeks. Or is this not a joke?
          1. boboss
            boboss 14 March 2018 11: 52
            +2
            here you are not there ......... not the boys gathered
        2. Alber
          Alber 14 March 2018 11: 36
          +2
          Quote: Masya Masya
          Quote: already a Muscovite
          Angles noble drastuny ...

          especially with fear! wink

          I don’t understand, John C. Williams is also our agent or what?
          1. For example
            For example 14 March 2018 13: 34
            0
            Quote: Alber
            John C. Williams is our agent too or what?

            This is the king of the Britons. But they hide him and guard him. They are afraid that they are fooling others.
      2. Vladimirsky
        Vladimirsky 14 March 2018 10: 39
        +8
        This sarcasm is cheap and inappropriate. Everything is serious. These guys will present and write down information in such a light that you have never dreamed of ... and the whole world (except for the PRC and India) will assent, as always. And our response lines and arguments will be hushed up and distorted - as was the case with the GDP interview.
        You giggle a day here for now, but it's all for a long time.
        1. Agasfer vecnyzhid
          Agasfer vecnyzhid 14 March 2018 11: 17
          +18
          Sarcasm, a healthy reaction of the opponent to a clearly non-existent stupidity, elevated to the status of fact
          1. Vladimirsky
            Vladimirsky 14 March 2018 12: 03
            +5
            Sarkism is a type of satirical denunciation, a caustic mockery, the highest degree of irony, based not only on the increased contrast of the implied and expressed, but also on the immediate intentional exposure of the implied.
            Valued substantive subject sarcasm is especially valued.
            Here we are dealing with fancy cheapness.
        2. sabakina
          sabakina 14 March 2018 11: 33
          +21
          Vladimirsky, where are you even breathing? laughing
          1. Vladimirsky
            Vladimirsky 14 March 2018 11: 59
            +3
            Giggle sabakin - it's you who have breathed some laughing gas. I see no reason.
            1. Hard Rock
              Hard Rock 14 March 2018 12: 08
              +12
              Yeah, uncle, there’s absolutely no sense of humor. You are our sick.
              1. Vladimirsky
                Vladimirsky 14 March 2018 13: 35
                0
                Aunt, in VO it is customary to discuss articles and events, and not someone's feelings.
          2. iliitchitch
            iliitchitch 15 March 2018 00: 41
            0
            Quote: sabakina
            Vladimirsky, where are you even breathing?

            Nitrous oxide, business. Rushing, like a rhino, is checked, only with the voice of something.
        3. Chater57
          Chater57 14 March 2018 11: 33
          +8
          The whole world? For a minute, the population of China is 1200 million. India - 700 million. Would you like to take the population of the "whole world"? Is it NATO, or what? I think that even in aggregate it will not even reach India.
          Therefore, we continue to giggle.
          1. Vladimirsky
            Vladimirsky 14 March 2018 12: 15
            +1
            Quote: Chater57
            For a minute, the population of China is 1200 million. India - 700 million.

            Sorry, India - 1,322 yards of the population.
            But the population does not change the general picture of the information-political imbalance - not in our favor.
            1. Foxmara
              Foxmara 17 March 2018 03: 45
              0
              Because they scream louder? or sorry p @ rdat? lol
        4. Kent0001
          Kent0001 14 March 2018 11: 36
          +6
          ..AND? Th organize a cyberattack - I think we’ll answer that the whole island will remain without light. I think our government understood that it was time to beat in the face or poddy, but it must be. After his speech, the Amerov general staff called Gerasimov .... probably apologized for the fool at the UN, since their fighters themselves saw how we were fighting .... the military is a little closer to reality.
          1. iliitchitch
            iliitchitch 15 March 2018 00: 48
            0
            Quote: Kent0001
            the military is getting a little closer to reality.

            Yeah, the captains-majors of Nichrome are reluctant to die for some reason for the interests of some kind of London mold - New York.
          2. Foxmara
            Foxmara 17 March 2018 03: 50
            0
            After that, the Amer helicopter with special forces crashed on the border with Syria. CNN immediately blabbed out that it’s not just a spinner, but PAVE HAWK, truly, there are no enemies with such friends. For the sake of a red word ..
            The most fun would be if Alahakbara was shot down with stingers who are not there. However, such a turntable should have protection against everything, but .. did not help ..
        5. Alexanast
          Alexanast 14 March 2018 12: 07
          +6
          Quote: Vladimirsky
          and the whole world


          Lord What kind of man is that ... belay
          1. stalkerwalker
            stalkerwalker 14 March 2018 13: 52
            +6
            Quote: Alexanast
            Lord What kind of man is that?


            wassat laughing lol
            1. Alexanast
              Alexanast 14 March 2018 13: 57
              +6
              Ilyich hi

              Do you want to say - "stop the Earth, I will come down" ... laughing wassat
              And then from this "whole world" we sinners aren’t enough space ...
              1. stalkerwalker
                stalkerwalker 14 March 2018 13: 59
                +2
                Quote: Alexanast
                You want to say - "stop the Earth, I will come down."

                Yeah ... lol
                "They do not take in astronauts ..."
                good
          2. Vladimirsky
            Vladimirsky 15 March 2018 10: 09
            0
            Quote: Alexanast
            Lord What kind of man is that ... belay

            Here it is. Man.
            And not Alexanast, painting faces in each phrase as a pimple teenager. If you have nothing to say, keep drawing.
            1. Alexanast
              Alexanast 15 March 2018 10: 24
              +5
              Not hami, "wise with experience"
              I watch you at school did not learn to live in society.
        6. Molot1979
          Molot1979 14 March 2018 12: 16
          +3
          India and China are more than half of humanity. So everyone else can go to the toilet like a toilet and wait there for an attack of sudden diarrhea. Most likely, the later English ignition worked and the palace inhabitants only realized that there recently the Dark One spoke about new missiles. What happened is a completely predictable reaction to a sharp attack of fear and panic.
        7. Efimiuch
          Efimiuch 14 March 2018 15: 32
          +1
          Yes, do not worry. We have been laughing and living for decades. And you are sick from which side we have joined. This is long and long.
          1. Vladimirsky
            Vladimirsky 17 March 2018 08: 33
            0
            Quote: Efimiuch
            the disease from which side has joined us. This is long and long.

            I regard the remark as rudeness.
            Sorry for the lost time reading this crazy article and talking with an empty place.
        8. Fosfor_ru
          Fosfor_ru 14 March 2018 18: 53
          +3
          Well, that’s it. Our poor oligarchs. Again to bow to the queen to go. And the people, that is, us, are somehow fucked up for this fuss
        9. iliitchitch
          iliitchitch 14 March 2018 22: 27
          +2
          Quote: Vladimirsky
          You giggle a day here for now, but it's all for a long time.

          And? And? Like, portray "what are you deigning with?" For me, granny England gathered her courage, and decided to slice 6 soldi from the rich Russian pinocchio (at the place of birth, of course, Russian). This anglo-function is as simple as its first derivative overseas. E2-E4. So work on Downing Street, I understand, yes. I’ll look at Pinocchio with pleasure, especially from the near-government.
          And these islands are just a dirty vile pub with eternally booming types who somehow imagined themselves to be football fans. The Marseille lesson is not finished, by the way, they run fast, bastards. Just do not cancel the arrival of the team. Wilcom, boys, look forward to. Well, such an analogy came for some reason.
        10. Lexi
          Lexi 19 March 2018 10: 29
          0
          Vladimirsky, for God's sake you won’t break it)))))
    2. BecmepH
      BecmepH 14 March 2018 06: 09
      +12
      Quote: Masya Masya
      to watch what is eating is not fate?

      Db. Hands should be washed before eating.
      1. a housewife
        a housewife 14 March 2018 10: 58
        +17
        Well, the British wash their hands very peculiarly. Close the drain plug in the sink, open both taps (hot and cold), pour the necessary amount of water into the sink and wash and wash hands with soap and water. Pooh ... European civilization, however!
        1. Alber
          Alber 14 March 2018 11: 38
          +2
          Quote: housewife
          Well, the British wash their hands very peculiarly. Close the drain plug in the sink, open both taps (hot and cold), pour the necessary amount of water into the sink and wash and wash hands with soap and water. Pooh ... European civilization, however!


          Well, you can understand them)) An island state, there is not enough water. That saves in this way ...
          1. a housewife
            a housewife 15 March 2018 14: 39
            0
            Save? To make more beer and drink?
        2. iliitchitch
          iliitchitch 14 March 2018 22: 30
          +1
          Quote: housewife
          pour the necessary amount of water into the sink and wash and wash hands with soap and water. Pooh ... European civilization, however!

          They also told me that the whole family.
          1. Arina Solovieva
            Arina Solovieva 15 March 2018 08: 45
            +2
            family - it's on holidays, usually the whole street, including the homeless, as well as stray dogs ... B ..! Save the Queen!
        3. Nikolay Wrangel
          Nikolay Wrangel 14 March 2018 23: 45
          0
          So this is the main cause of anger against us. We are guilty of having inexhaustible reserves of rivers, streams, lakes, sources.
          1. a housewife
            a housewife 15 March 2018 14: 41
            0
            Let the fog condense or desalinate the sea. They have the same techno-o-o-gii!
    3. 210ox
      210ox 14 March 2018 06: 35
      +2
      Marina, good morning. Thanks to the author for humor. But seriously, our knights of a cloak and dagger crushed it ... Instead of an ice ax, a scarf ... Instead of jogging the body in parts to different ends of the city, a banal snowstorm ... Sorry.
      Quote: Masya Masya
      here, everything is straightforward in the joke, about the daughter-in-law ... wink they all fell out there, and Russia is to blame !!! laughing to watch what is eating is not fate? recourse
    4. Ascetic
      Ascetic 14 March 2018 08: 37
      +8
      Quote: Masya Masya
      they all fell out there, and Russia is to blame !!!

      All according to Goebbels
      1. karish
        karish 14 March 2018 08: 59
        +3
        Quote: Ascetic
        Quote: Masya Masya
        they all fell out there, and Russia is to blame !!!

        All according to Goebbels

        wink
        1. Korax71
          Korax71 14 March 2018 13: 18
          +2
          Wit however laughing good not a day, not news, so that someone would not touch on this topic.
    5. Vend
      Vend 14 March 2018 09: 10
      +1
      Quote: Masya Masya
      here, everything is straightforward in the joke, about the daughter-in-law ... wink they all fell out there, and Russia is to blame !!! laughing to watch what is eating is not fate? recourse

      Yes, this is a real circus.
    6. Pravodel
      Pravodel 14 March 2018 09: 48
      +12
      The worst thing is that the diarrhea virus, brought by the Russians on the shores of foggy Albion, spread not only to the chambers of Her Majesty the Queen, but also went beyond the Queen's residence. In Britain, the main toilet lord began to notice a sharp increase in the volume of fecal effluents from house and manor plots, which indicates an increased use of toilet bins by the British for their pastime. After connecting MI5, MI6, MI10,12,20 and contacting the CIA, it turned out that the causes of this were the diarrhea virus, which was sprayed by Russian spies and hackers via the Internet, and infected the whole of Great Britain and its allies. In connection with the special situation prevailing in the British Isles, the Theresa May government immediately classified this information, informing the Allies only about the nastiness of the Russians who were able to penetrate the secret places of British society. This message panicked the slender ranks of the Allies and everyone began to sharply check their computers and closets for the presence of a malicious Russian virus. Germany went even further and requested a report from Boris Johnson on why he was not struggling with Russian diarrhea, but allowing the damned Russians to dirty it around the world. The British Foreign Office immediately responded to this unexpected, foul blow to the back, stating that Boris Johnson was not to blame, because he himself did not imagine such deceit from the Russians and now instead of working, he spends most of his time at the clean and jerk, where he writes memoirs for posterity about the methods of fighting and countering Russian deceit.
      There are scary a lot of ways to overcome Russian insidiousness in nature, but the main thing is to cope with surging diarrhea and not forget that in addition to diarrhea, there are many more interesting things in the world.
      Continuation can always follow.
    7. Warrior with machine gun
      Warrior with machine gun 14 March 2018 14: 15
      +4
      and what to look for, there was always shitty food, even amerosobaki sidekicks regularly mention this))
    8. Andrey NM
      Andrey NM 15 March 2018 07: 28
      0
      An unknown substance called "Old Man" is used. Consists of two safe components which, when mixed, become hazardous. Developed in Russia (and where else?). Milk and herring, unboiled water and pork chop ...
  3. dog breeder
    dog breeder 14 March 2018 05: 45
    +7
    Sweet old England! You have not forgotten how to add poison to five-o-clock! Even the Spanish Inquisition can envy you!
    1. Alber
      Alber 14 March 2018 11: 45
      0
      Quote: dog breeder
      Sweet old England! You have not forgotten how to add poison to five-o-clock! Even the Spanish Inquisition can envy you!

      In England, old and sweet, your avatar friends scatter helminths (bovine, cucumber, pork tapeworm, roundworms and other infection) along with feces throughout the territory, infecting the good English. so soon we are waiting for charges in this diversion
      1. dog breeder
        dog breeder 14 March 2018 11: 57
        +3
        Will I be blamed for this diversion? Oh! What to do then ?! Oh! Run somewhere kudy ?! Here is an opportunity!
        No, well, if Che, contact! I know the remedy!
        1. Alber
          Alber 14 March 2018 20: 55
          0
          Quote: dog breeder
          Will I be blamed for this diversion? Oh! What to do then ?! Oh! Run somewhere kudy ?! Here is an opportunity!
          No, well, if Che, contact! I know the remedy!

          I will tell you a secret. the best tool KAMALA. All the walls around are understandable than) I think the best weapon against the English Parliament
          although you Muscovites, of course, may not know
  4. ML-334
    ML-334 14 March 2018 05: 55
    +18
    May shouted loudly at Russia, and England crap.
  5. Razvedka_Boem
    Razvedka_Boem 14 March 2018 05: 59
    +5
    Posted by John C. Williams

    I suppose a pseudonym, but he did not hesitate ..)
    Py.Sy. If someone does not understand, this is like a feuilleton)
  6. Petrol cutter
    Petrol cutter 14 March 2018 06: 02
    +3
    And when is this championship there? Now the whole brain will be taken out with footballs. Only the glory of God survived the Olympics.
    1. BecmepH
      BecmepH 14 March 2018 06: 14
      +7
      Quote: Benzorez
      And when is this championship there? Now the whole brain will be taken out with footballs. Only the glory of God survived the Olympics.

      I won’t wait until the elections are held so that all kinds of people die down ...
      Damn, and ahead of the 2018 World Cup ...
      So why do we need all these international events? Does the government think that the West will appreciate our efforts? I suppose that all this is necessary for cutting ... Moreover, no one asks and does not punish for this.
      1. uskrabut
        uskrabut 14 March 2018 12: 00
        +10
        One thing is reassuring that our players basically do not take doping. Their chip is brake fluid.
      2. Warrior with machine gun
        Warrior with machine gun 14 March 2018 14: 19
        +2
        Remember Mr. Bilalov and it will immediately become clear to whom and why all these activities are needed.
      3. Petrol cutter
        Petrol cutter 14 March 2018 22: 01
        +4
        I’m all of this to the fact that we have a manic tendency to self-torture. Not only do I know a lot of people who don’t give a damn about football from the word at all, but everyone also understands that our team will once again manage to do it. This is especially annoying, especially at such an event. In which for some reason there are so many notes of rustling taxpayers of the country.
        It would be better if the aircraft carrier was built with this money for the Pacific Fleet, for example. In order to please VO readers from the Aircraft Carrier Witnesses sect.
        By the way, it's time to move this idea to the players. Lose, you will build an aircraft carrier at your own expense. Otherwise, we will close for unjustified embezzlement of money.
        1. al.schenaev
          al.schenaev 14 March 2018 23: 38
          +1
          A good thought about Avik, because the Britons built Avik, although they do not use brake fluid, but he let it flow in a week, and also see diarrhea.
  7. Yak28
    Yak28 14 March 2018 06: 40
    +19
    The mystery of the hats of British soldiers revealed
    1. Alber
      Alber 14 March 2018 20: 58
      +1
      Quote: Yak28
      The mystery of the hats of British soldiers revealed

      Sho damn it for crap? is it possible that under a sheep’s hat such a galango has grown up with a poor fellow? why did he eat this servant?
      1. 17085
        17085 14 March 2018 21: 33
        +1
        bear hat
      2. Shaska
        Shaska 15 March 2018 08: 59
        0
        He stood at the post, he was unperturbed and he did it, he did it ....
        A lot of really doo-oo-oo-oo-oo ...
        And here he is such a canoe nadu-u-u-small ... wassat
  8. sxfRipper
    sxfRipper 14 March 2018 06: 40
    +2
    players of the English team, in all probability, will be destined to become the next victims of indigestion
    Even worse - lopedium will get drunk, and WADA will ban them all for using doping!
  9. Rurikovich
    Rurikovich 14 March 2018 06: 45
    +7
    It’s not so bad dude quibbled over the fears and thoughts of his own rulers wassat good
  10. Oleg Bagaev
    Oleg Bagaev 14 March 2018 06: 58
    +7
    I did not immediately understand that this was Hochma; everything can be expected from the Western senile.
    1. Wilderness
      Wilderness 14 March 2018 07: 59
      +2
      I also thought at first that it was an action plan, I even prepared criticism (well, a yogurt salad with pickles, beautifully served on a worn footcloth in the style of a la rus, you can bring it to the palace). But this is 100% exposure !!!
      1. andrewkor
        andrewkor 14 March 2018 08: 20
        0
        You almost provoked a corresponding reaction in me, great!
  11. parusnik
    parusnik 14 March 2018 08: 17
    +13
    In the UK, elements from the periodic table were found in poison. And also say that this is not a Russian surname wink
  12. Ber
    Ber 14 March 2018 08: 23
    +14
    Yeah, the Russians didn’t give a shit about the members of the royal family, and should be punished for it.

    Great Britain should urge the whole free world to give a worthy answer to such Russian machinations.


    It’s like in a joke about the general, in the morning the general wakes up from a terrible hangover and the butler cleans his tunic of vomit, the general is not smart, he butler needs some kind of cattle vomited on my tunic yesterday.
    Butler to him, Your Highness, this beast you shit in your pants. laughing
  13. rotmistr60
    rotmistr60 14 March 2018 09: 28
    +3
    The author of the political feuilleton is right that the English establishment (you can’t borrow a word) is really in this state now after a “bold” statement by the stoop. Announce an ultimatum to Russia, threaten with terrible punishments, offer to add to the list of terrorist states (one of the members of the parliament), how after that not to register next to the toilet?
    1. Korax71
      Korax71 14 March 2018 13: 40
      0
      In vain laughing yes in fact, the situation with the violin is rather ambiguous. In conscience, this is classified as the use of weapons on the territory of a foreign country, which caused damage to the health of the citizens of this country. they will express an extreme degree of concern. And it will not matter to them the presence of statuses, daggers and other buns. They will find a way to put pressure on our elite. Do not forget that the children of the main patriots of Russia live, study and work just not in their homeland.
      1. Akuzenka
        Akuzenka 14 March 2018 16: 30
        +1
        Remember the movie "Red Heat", with Schwarzenegger in the title role. As one of the villains yelled with a wild aglitzky accent: "What is your evidence" !!!! Ah, it’s just not there. And the media will never be responsible for the "bazaar".
      2. Fosfor_ru
        Fosfor_ru 14 March 2018 18: 43
        +4
        Oh yes what are you saying! The British are already so uniform in their provocations that they only change the composition of the poison. It's the same old reception as the world - to sacrifice a failed agent, to which he has now surrendered, keep it still, but here the benefits are obvious. We blame yourself for knowing someone, we create a lot of noise and crap, for this case you can drag a thread of a bill or new sanctions. Well, of course, another consolidation of the image of bloodthirsty treacherous Russians in the minds of ordinary people. Goebbels applauds from the grave
  14. Freeman
    Freeman 14 March 2018 09: 32
    +3
    Quote: ML-334
    May shouted loudly at Russia, and England crap.

    But laugh in vain.
    This is the "asymmetric response" of the British to the "threat" of applying Status-6.
    If they are washed away by the tsunami, after undermining the charge, then at least they won’t drown.
    There will be a lot of "floating material" at hand. wassat lol
  15. prior
    prior 14 March 2018 09: 59
    +2
    The guardsman lies well! This is because the hat is made from the skin of a bear, in a word - Russia again ....
  16. Nitarius
    Nitarius 14 March 2018 10: 00
    +2
    ))) bullshit ... He has a whole back .. there was no explosion and or separation of the bottom! and everything else on children's games with the ass!
    so ... let them eat less and more!
  17. Kokarev Mikhail
    Kokarev Mikhail 14 March 2018 10: 59
    +4
    "Jews, Jews, Jews are all around!" What is russia? And yes, now the Russians are in fashion! Only Russians cannot be taken with the same stamp. We are not ashamed and not afraid, we are proud that we are everywhere. It is wonderful that all stupid people in the world are afraid of Russians. Let them write in panties and remember: Russians do not go, they are already everywhere. In your phones, televisions, cars, houses and heads. When you make love to your wife, the Russians do it with you. You kiss your girlfriend, and she kisses with Russians at the same time. If you want to do something illegal or vile, then the Russians have beguiled you. And do not fart in public places, the Russians will punish you. And if you do anything bad, the Russians will tell you everything about you. They all know, they see everything. So do not breathe, banderlog!
    1. piter Ivanov
      piter Ivanov 16 March 2018 18: 09
      0
      And do not fart in public places, the Russians will punish you. And if you do anything bad, the Russians will uncover everything about you. They all know, they see everything. So do not breathe, banderlog!
  18. Ingvar0401
    Ingvar0401 14 March 2018 11: 00
    +4
    Cool. The author is well done ...
  19. jonny64
    jonny64 14 March 2018 11: 01
    0
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfgrWCAbU6Q
  20. wvg
    wvg 14 March 2018 11: 19
    0
    Quote: Razvedka_Boem
    Py.Sy. If someone does not understand, this is like a feuilleton)

    I don’t know if the British have enough sense of humor if they have to read the translation? After all, they can take everything seriously and then what?
    1. uskrabut
      uskrabut 14 March 2018 11: 56
      +1
      Amerikosy “War of the worlds” for the truth accepted, and they consider the same British. They may not taste Russian humor.
    2. piter Ivanov
      piter Ivanov 16 March 2018 18: 07
      0
      Then = SEND THERE!
  21. kaban7
    kaban7 14 March 2018 11: 26
    +2
    The respected author forgot to mention the "incontrovertible evidence" in the form of a test tube with white powder, which simply must shake the UN Security Council. In this test tube, of course, there should be a diarrhea virus.
  22. Oleg Kozlov
    Oleg Kozlov 14 March 2018 11: 51
    +3
    The queen and her court just watched a video with samples of new Russian weapons, and naturally they were immediately struck by diarrhea. Perhaps even interspersed with enuresis.
  23. Fonmeg
    Fonmeg 14 March 2018 11: 53
    +2
    Morons! Damn ... !! (Lavrov stronger!)
    !! Ha ha ha ha !!!
  24. uskrabut
    uskrabut 14 March 2018 11: 54
    +1
    Super! And if an Englishman gets into a dog poop, then again the Russians are to blame, the dog was sent, and the hackers activated. With such statements by the government in all English public catering, you can feed the people with cluttered products and dump everything on the Russians, in the laf to the restaurateurs there!
    And I noticed that English hackers penetrated our accounting and steal my salary, in 2017 they stole more than 10% of the annual salary! I demand from our government to intervene and recover from the UK the salary stolen from me by their hackers!
    1. Fosfor_ru
      Fosfor_ru 14 March 2018 19: 00
      +2
      But you are right. Only the British took away not 10, but 200% of your salary. And not in 2017, but since 1991
  25. shinobi
    shinobi 14 March 2018 12: 08
    +1
    Well, it’s necessary, as he wasn’t imprisoned for such a banter. He smiled. There are still sober-minded Britons.
  26. CHARM
    CHARM 14 March 2018 12: 14
    +2
    Justified ... smiling? The Britons now need not think about the Russians, but about not escaping excrement.
  27. flicker
    flicker 14 March 2018 12: 17
    +2
    Hmm, subtle English humor.
    Z.Y. Who is there in the photo dude knocked out, and most importantly for what?
  28. Dmitri Kopilenko
    Dmitri Kopilenko 14 March 2018 12: 24
    +1
    Look, there is humor, there are jokes, there is even satire. And there are also generally accepted boundaries for all these jokes. And also there are gross ridicule, the desire to deliberately offend and insult someone, despite the predictable consequences. This is about diarrhea.
    1. Senior manager
      Senior manager 16 March 2018 11: 22
      +1
      In vain is the whole prime minister erected by a country supposedly law-abiding and respecting democracy against Russia - this is an insult, feuilleton and reviews are laughter. Although what a laugh - diarrhea, a serious thing.
  29. V. Shuisky
    V. Shuisky 14 March 2018 12: 31
    0
    Well this is trolling, a joke of humor!
    1. Korax71
      Korax71 14 March 2018 13: 44
      0
      Jokes, jokes, and even in VO for them, you can go to the bath repeat 5 days! yes I’m declaring this to you as a specialist in a banny laundry factory lol
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  31. alauda1038
    alauda1038 14 March 2018 13: 12
    +2
    Diarrhea she is an entrenched disease found on the front end before a fight good we haven’t started the battle yet; laughing
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  33. komrad buh
    komrad buh 14 March 2018 14: 12
    +1
    It is necessary to thump to the best of the guard!
    1. Fosfor_ru
      Fosfor_ru 14 March 2018 19: 02
      +1
      And then they got poisoned with oatmeal cookies ...
  34. Alexey-74
    Alexey-74 14 March 2018 14: 41
    +1
    If you didn’t want to annoy the GDP on the eve of the Presidential elections in Russia, then this whole story with spies and an eaten egg would not be worth ......, and no one would pay much attention to it (the usual practice of special services around the world, elimination of the traitor) ..... and then they carried a scandal, well, of course embellished it. The CIA and MI-5, 6 will not miss such a chance to once again stab Russia.
    1. Fosfor_ru
      Fosfor_ru 14 March 2018 19: 05
      +1
      More precisely, it would not have been as a fact. Or do you think this is ours? Our fuck he gave up? And the British, sorry, used gun don, are also not needed. But for the sacred sacrifice, the most
  35. Patriot of Russia
    Patriot of Russia 14 March 2018 14: 41
    +1
    Well, it’s clear that Russia is to blame for the “pandemic” of diarrhea in Britain. I. the main thing is that there is nothing to treat. No pills will help, only surgery with the help of a “scalpel” or “dagger”
  36. flicker
    flicker 14 March 2018 15: 00
    +1
    MEPs are outraged by a surge of Russophobia:
    Some time ago, during a European Parliament meeting, German MP Udo Voigt and Italian MP Mario Borgesio literally shocked everyone present with a harsh stance regarding the absurdity of current Russophobia. According to them, anti-Russian hysteria in Europe has crossed all conceivable boundaries, is built on lies, and is absolutely unproven.

    This beginning from members of the influential EU states - Germany and Italy, gave rise to a wave of changes in the air from many parliamentarians from other countries, and the whole meeting after that went completely wrong.
  37. valerij.koroliow
    valerij.koroliow 14 March 2018 15: 24
    +2
    I do not like to "write", but also "could not resist." Based on recent publications, the entire so-called “West”, it’s time to use “psychotropic” ones, or they really drank themselves to the “white horse”. A sad sight, with complete degradation.
  38. NF68
    NF68 14 March 2018 15: 49
    +1
    And here Russia is to blame.
  39. Aronych
    Aronych 14 March 2018 15: 59
    +3
    yeah! Putin's plan in action: to drive into the outhouses and dunk there!
  40. Alexey-74
    Alexey-74 14 March 2018 16: 02
    0
    The UK has decided to expel 23 Russian diplomats from the country.
    Exiled representatives of the Russian Federation must leave the country within a week. This "will undermine the Russian intelligence base," said Prime Minister Teresa May.
    1. Shaska
      Shaska 15 March 2018 09: 41
      +1
      For a week they will not have time ....
      There have been problems for decades ...
      If the first night did not get pregnant ...
      We will call the men from the constellation "Swan" ...
  41. vladimirvn
    vladimirvn 14 March 2018 16: 11
    +1
    15:56. All bilateral relations at the highest state level will be frozen.
  42. Wolka
    Wolka 14 March 2018 16: 41
    +2
    that's what, here we raise the scots
  43. homaklya
    homaklya 14 March 2018 16: 43
    +2
    Noble trolling. The author really burned)))
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  45. vviller
    vviller 14 March 2018 17: 05
    +1
    “The Queen was even forced to deliver dry closets to the palace” - here you have Europe!
  46. Andrei Sokolov
    Andrei Sokolov 14 March 2018 17: 59
    +1
    I heard that this is a viral variety of diarrhea inherent in the Anglo-Saxon genetic line. We expect from day to day hospitalization affected by this pandemic in the United States and Canada. The likelihood of heart attacks in these countries will also increase by 70-80%.
  47. SVD
    SVD 14 March 2018 18: 30
    +1
    Is this what the Anglo-Saxons began to react to Putin’s speech?
    1. Cossack 471
      Cossack 471 14 March 2018 19: 59
      +1
      The whole "world community" has already been raised against us. but our government did not understand this and somehow sluggishly fought off through Lavrov. and it’s time to harness powerfully and give battle on the ideological front. Need "pen sharks" well, etc.
  48. Natasha Leps
    Natasha Leps 14 March 2018 21: 23
    +1
    The poor old woman simply does not have senility, she has to get used to the land, and she gets into politics, that her mother didn’t teach in childhood that she shouldn’t eat any rubbish)
  49. Operator
    Operator 14 March 2018 21: 30
    0
    Quote: Vladimirsky
    All serious

    Are you from Britain? laughing

    https://youtu.be/nEbS2s0TmHk
  50. Ivan58
    Ivan58 14 March 2018 22: 24
    +2
    I wanted to spit on diplomacy. The unforgettable lieutenant colonel Anatoly Vasilievich Mayorov used to say: * I teach you military etiquette * followed by an untranslatable set of words. GLORY HVVKIU.