Hard reality time

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Today it is time to get rid of the infantile illusions about the herbivorous nature of the world and fully realize that the war against Russia is already in full swing and in all azimuths

Hard reality time




Totalitarian propaganda is capable of tearing the mass consciousness from earthly rock no worse than a carrier rocket to carry off into a vast distance a spacecraft. A typical case of such a flying state of mind is now demonstrated by Ukrainian society. And not even that part of him, with which everything has been clear for a long time, due to her complete lack of brains. But those who are struggling with all their might in this madhouse to maintain at least minimal adequacy and sobriety.

However, it turns out they have, every time, everything is worse. The endless drumbeat of endless Ukrainian “Peremog”, in the style of “Let's buy gas in Europe even more expensive than coal in America!”, Will ultimately drive even the most cold-blooded intellectual.

Another paroxysm of withering the brain of Ukrainian delight was the enrollment of Ukraine into the so-called "NATO graduate students." The utter nonsense and meaninglessness of this “event”, in full accordance with the inverted logic of this theater of the absurd, is presented by the local propaganda as “well, just the final Peremoga, which cannot be anything more than that !!!”.

People who listen to this media nonsense from morning till night, who see and hear the same thing from their fools neighbors, who repeat television spells with foolish little smiles, like “Well, now we’re trying to make sure of this klyatskim Muscovites!” , drift towards this collective insanity. Moreover, it is not very safe to be sober-minded white crow in today's Ukraine.

These days from my seemingly perfectly sane Odessa interlocutors come news, clearly talking about the "creepy waves," reigning in other local heads. Here it is, for example:

“Finish the game. The NATO bases in Ukraine, covered by a treaty of assistance with NATO, are much worse than the current situation. Now it is possible to resolve the issue with military force without consequences, although, of course, the media will explode and the overall situation will worsen - up to exclusion from the UN. And then the military solution to the issue will be difficult. ... And they plan it approximately to the end of Putin's last term. Even Georgia in the company - the environment is obvious. The situation is no better than the end of 1942 year. "


In general, almost like a classic: “Chef! Everything is lost! Gypsum is removed. The client is leaving! Aaaaaa !!! ”Especially in the topic - about“ Georgia in the campaign ”that surrounds Russia ... And then Poroshenko throws the“ ember ”about the fact that Russia will soon collapse and all its property abroad arrested in payment of debts of Gazprom.

And what would you say to think typical Odessa citizen when around such a "Thunder of victory, be heard!". And his attempts to gain optimism on the Russian Internet end, as a rule, with the reading of the next local whining on the topic of “Putin-unified”, or the exposure of some “authoritative expert” who knows for sure that in Russia all are cardboard missiles. In short, the full “Guard!”, Russia will soon have a skull and hope for nothing more.

Therefore, especially for my Odessa acquaintances and not only for them, I want to clarify something. Perhaps, it will somehow help them to pick up with higher brain activity and look at the world with an eye that is not covered with Kiev propaganda.

Firstly, about the fears about the alliance of Ukraine and NATO. I advise everyone on this subject to completely calm down. Ukraine, de jure, will never be in NATO. In the sense - absolutely never. Because she has completely different tasks, which do not imply such transcendental happiness. There is no need for an artillery projectile designed to explode in an enemy trench, to give guarantees of its own safety. And, moreover, no one would cling to this projectile with the engine to explode with it.

As for the situation of the DE-FACTO, it is also possible not to worry too much - Ukraine has long been in NATO. And therefore, I advise those who are very concerned about this “perspective” to relax. Everything has already happened. American troops and military bases are already in Ukraine. And there are a long time. These are just the unthinking kids in some local editorial offices who recently opened their eyes with the help of some Swiss newspaper that the US military, it is frightening to think (!), Settled at the test site in the Lviv region.
The author of these lines wrote about it and, as they say, he sounded all the bells and two or even three years ago. For example, September 1 2016:

“Recall that today there is a presence of military personnel, at least three of the American ground forces formations:
- 173 Airborne Brigade
- 2 Infantry Brigade 3 Infantry Division US Army
- 4 Motorcycle Division, USA
At the same time, it cannot be completely ruled out, but rather it is even logical to assume that the United States Armed Forces in the given territory and other, as yet unidentified, combat, staff and rear units. Thus, it turns out that the US military presence in Ukraine is no longer limited to a single combat brigade. And maybe not limited to two or three. They just prefer not to talk about it. "
»Http://antifashist.com/item/karpatskij-forpost-ameriki.html#ixzz59SkEeJzF

But alas, there is no prophet in his homeland! We always need some kind of Switzerland to enlighten us, about what is happening under our nose.

So Ukraine has long been turned into an American military training ground, where army brigades of US ground forces, as part of regular rotation, systematically and comprehensively study and master the Ukrainian theater of military operations under the beautiful sign of training local militants.

Base points for US troops are being hastily built throughout Ukraine. In the Black Sea Ochakovo, an “engineering center for naval operations” is being built at an accelerated pace by the American engineering unit. American intelligence and transport aviation they feel at home at the military airfields of southern Ukraine, in particular in Odessa and Nikolaev. Especially for strategic transfers in the interests of the United States, the Ukrainian Ministry of Defense decided to re-open a military airfield in Artsyz (Odessa region), capable of receiving the heaviest aircraft.


Anti-submarine aircraft of the US Navy P-8 "Poseidon" at the Odessa airport

In order to ensure the secrecy of such transfers, special events have been held in Ukraine more than once with the aim of completely closing the largest civilian airports to receive aircraft of the US Air Force transport command.

But this is only the visible part of the iceberg of the full-scale involvement of Ukraine in the military structures of the West, which has long been a fact. Ukraine has been conducting military exercises only with NATO troops for many years and fully adapts its army to NATO standards. The whole process of training and combat training of future Ukrainian officers is under the complete control of American military instructors.


"American Observer" from the 10-th Mountain Infantry Division of the US Army at the exercises of intelligence cadets of the Odessa Military Academy (April .2017)


Americans completely control the special services of this pseudo-country, including military intelligence. The one that chose the sword stuck into the map of Russia as its emblem. And in fact they rule these “offices” in their own interests. It is from the Ukrainian territory that the most active espionage and sabotage activity against the Russian Federation is being conducted.

Under the auspices of the United States, divisions of cybernetic operations are deployed on the territory of Ukraine, which are provided with all the necessary personnel, technical equipment and financial resources to conduct a full-scale electronic war against Russia. Most psychological special operations, the object of which becomes the population of the Russian Federation, are also defined as outgoing from the territory of Ukraine. And this is despite the fact that two years ago in this country there was neither the strength nor the means to conduct such aggressive actions. It is quite obvious that this direction is supervised by Western experts.

In the leadership of the Ukrainian armed forces and the local defense industry sit American emissaries, defining the nature and main tasks of the Ukrainian military construction. It is clear that they “optimize” this activity exclusively against the Russian Federation. And so on in the same vein.

Thus, the current "weeping of Yaroslavna" on the part of some particularly nervous citizens about, they say, threatening Ukraine of membership in NATO, was late for a very decent number of years. Ukraine, through the efforts of its anti-Russian rulers, who see America as the only guarantee of their comfortable existence, has long been turned into a full-fledged military bridgehead of the West. The main feature of which is the large-scale use of the native infantry, saving the West, at least for the time being, from the need to deploy its own large garrisons here.

As for the so-called “threat of war against Russia”, which, they say, requires an urgent response from her side, because, as they write to me from Odessa, “the situation is no better than at the end of 1942 of the year”, then again I have to inform such alarmists that they are a little under-held with their assessments. There is no "threat of war" anymore! BECAUSE IT ALREADY GOES FULL!

Historical the enemy of Russian civilization, having conquered Ukraine, crossed the Rubicon a long time ago and crossed all conceivable "red lines" beyond which there is no turning back. And the fact that battles like the Kursk Bulge and atomic warheads are not rumbling right now, this, in fact, does not change anything. Because, in principle, it is wrong to focus on what used to be. Each new war has its own specifics and its own set of tools. You should not only doubt that they have already been launched. Including Russia. And they are applied in the quantity and quality that a specific military-political situation requires. The war is different from the banal cabaret fight. that its participants do not wave their fists, smearing bloody snot on their cheeks, but use forces and means in accordance with an accurate calculation and goals outlined at this stage.

But about the fact that this is a war that has already begun, it is better to immediately drop all doubts. And finish, finally, relax in the hope that everything will somehow manage and be formed. Because "the train has already left."

And one should not be afraid of what mythical Ukraine’s membership in NATO is, because it has long been under the boot of the West. And not the “threat of war” that has already begun. And only in order not to make some kind of nonsense in the course of this struggle, for which you will have to pay a lot with your own blood. So far in this sense, Putin and his brain headquarters, basically, everything seems to be doing right. Taking into account the real situation, and not the phantom philistine illusions on this subject. And God forbid that they also have a sober assessment of the situation, sniper accuracy in making strategic decisions and, of course, military happiness in the future. Which in war is never superfluous.
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  1. +5
    12 March 2018 06: 31
    “Recall that today there is a presence of military personnel, at least three of the American ground forces formations:
    - 173 Airborne Brigade
    - 2 Infantry Brigade 3 Infantry Division US Army
    - 4 Motorcycle Division, USA


    I would like to see a complete list of all US troops on the territory of UKRAINE ... I think in addition to the above, there are employees of various special services of the USA and the Pentagon about whom little is known ... Who are they?
    What specific tasks do they fulfill? ...
    How much?
    What are provided for performing these tasks?
    Who is covering?
    Who is coordinating?
    and many other secondary issues.

    In general, we played out with UKRAINE ... a stinky abscess formed on our western border that the US State Department will carefully fertilize with the bodies of Ukrainians and Russian people ... something needs to be done with this ... it can last for decades.
    The United States benefits from this situation, but in no way the peoples of RUSSIA and UKRAINE.
    1. +4
      12 March 2018 07: 37
      Soon ... Poland ... Romania ... Hungary will bite their pieces from Ukraine ... then ... the world public opinion will not condemn them, their own ... and it is necessary to occupy those territories that are considered Russian. ..
      1. Maz
        +7
        13 March 2018 13: 00
        Selivanov, and you yourself, personally, were your own body in Ukraine? I was still there in February. So for the same reason that we do not climb into this state of trolls, witches and curls, the Americans are not in a hurry to climb there either. So do not panic. And the article is some kind of nonsense of Internet welds.
  2. 0
    12 March 2018 06: 53
    And the fact that battles like the Kursk Bulge and atomic warheads are not rumbling right now, this, in fact, does not change anything. Because, in principle, it is wrong to focus on what used to be. Each new war has its own specifics and its own set of tools.

    But what, has mobilization been announced? wassat I didn’t hear ... belay We will now focus on the opinion of the author. sad
    1. +6
      12 March 2018 08: 12
      Quote: populist
      But what, has mobilization been announced? Did not hear

      This is not a traditional hot war in our understanding, it is a mixture of confrontations, a bit in all spheres of life, economic and informational, including military, smeared with a thin layer on the planet. You may not understand something, not accept, but this does not cancel the fact of what is happening. You can even lie on the couch, but against you anyway remotely by means of a TV and a refrigerator, this war is being waged. In other words, every resident, without declaring war and mobilizing inevitably, becomes a participant in it.
      1. +1
        12 March 2018 22: 27
        SPACE
        This is not a traditional hot war in our understanding,

        If this is not a traditional war, then why use the traditional term? This term distorts reality.
        it is a mixture of confrontations, a bit in all spheres of life, economic and informational, including military, smeared with a thin layer on the planet

        Again the wrong term. Currently, there is a tough geopolitical struggle between the United States and Russia.
        1. +2
          12 March 2018 22: 54
          Quote: populist
          Currently, there is a tough geopolitical struggle between the United States and Russia.

          So, she, as you call the geopolitical struggle is going on? Or not? And is this a fight not really close in meaning to my terminology? Isn't that a war? If the state in which you live is fighting, which side should you take? and what should you do?
          1. 0
            13 March 2018 06: 24

            SPACE
            So, she, as you call the geopolitical struggle is going on? Or not?

            Strictly on Fridays. On Sundays these are our partners ... wassat sad
            And is this a fight not really close in meaning to my terminology? Isn't that a war?

            Not close. These are different phenomena.
            If the state in which you live is fighting, which side should you take? and what should you do?

            Even wars are different. And the positions may be different. For example, Alexander 3 said that all the Balkans are not worth one Russian soldier.
    2. +2
      12 March 2018 19: 53
      Quote: populist
      But what, has mobilization been announced?

      And you do not know?
  3. +1
    12 March 2018 09: 08
    Hard reality time
    Tough people time
    Tough times
    Time of hard passions
  4. +5
    12 March 2018 09: 29
    Dear author! Why only today should this be done? I got rid of the illusions about the herbivores of the world and the peace of the West in my youth. What I wish for others.
    1. +1
      12 March 2018 10: 25
      I’m talking about others.
  5. BAI
    +1
    12 March 2018 10: 05
    If they wanted to accept Ukraine into NATO, it would already be there. Serbia and Montenegro, at an accelerated pace, are being dragged there in the lasso, everyone decided in a few months, and then 4 years and no clearance ahead.
    1. +3
      12 March 2018 10: 25
      24 years of no clearance
  6. +2
    12 March 2018 10: 22
    Buying gas in Europe is even more expensive than coal in America!

    The author writes funny about sad 5+
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  8. -1
    12 March 2018 12: 22
    We recall the Budapest memorandum, We think and then write. The states are fulfilling their obligations to protect the territorial integrity of Ukraine, Russia has not fulfilled and even bit off the Crimea and a piece of Donbas and Lugansk. The funny thing is that if there were no such movements on the part of Russia, even the question of joining or not joining NATO, Ukraine would have been discussed for 10-15 years, not to mention cooperation, armament and the transition to NATO standards. Normal mnogohodovochka turned out, do not you?
    1. +8
      12 March 2018 16: 25
      Remember anything, just do not confuse the soft with the warm. The protection of American interests on Ukrainian territory is absolutely not equivalent to protecting the latter from anything. If we recall other territories where the Americans also guaranteed that there (protecting democracy from evil dictators), then their example I look at does not teach you anything - still believe in fairy tales. Although you have the whole mentality built on this: we will have everything, just wait for the suckers who will give us everything for free .... yeah .... like in a joke: there’s a night fairy on the street, sees 100 bucks, thought about found. She bent to pick it up - but no .... she feels that she is working out. So it is with you. Protection is for trouble-free robbery by the Americans of everything to which TNC sales of the best arable land can reach. The security was brought. Local niggas in bulk, no need to carry from Africa and processed already idiologically. For pennies they will work hard and they will not rebel. The German turned 41 stupid, climbed to fight, but his sponsors are now on top. The Americans are now a scheme for the selection of gold (land) from suckers for cookies under the joyful squeals and dances of the latter turned gorgeous. It remains only to the Aryans or Americans or who else to deliver and the new Vaterland is ready. Get ready to meet your masters, otherwise they will get rich and will not feed cookies.
    2. +1
      12 March 2018 19: 54
      Quote: dgonni
      The states are fulfilling their obligations to protect the territorial integrity of Ukraine, Russia has not fulfilled and even bit off the Crimea and a piece of Donbas and Lugansk

      Who made the Maidan there? Russia?
      Quote: dgonni
      then even the question of joining or not joining NATO, Ukraine would have been discussed for 10-15 years

      Officially, she will never be there.
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    4. 0
      19 March 2018 13: 02
      “Remember the Budapest Memorandum” - who ratified it? But these are trifles, your maidan was conceived with the aim of breaking the agreements that do not suit the West. Russia refused to participate in this, pulled out, legitimately, the Crimea and cut off the trade agreement. Now also the rejection of gas agreements. All this is done to protect their interests and not to the detriment of some kind of dill.
      We are not destroying nenko, you do it yourself. You are used as a point of tension, but do not flatter yourself - as they do not count on military force.
  9. 0
    12 March 2018 19: 45
    Quote: dgonni
    We recall the Budapest memorandum, We think and then write. The states are fulfilling their obligations to protect the territorial integrity of Ukraine, Russia has not fulfilled and even bit off the Crimea and a piece of Donbas and Lugansk. The funny thing is that if there were no such movements on the part of Russia, even the question of joining or not joining NATO, Ukraine would have been discussed for 10-15 years, not to mention cooperation, armament and the transition to NATO standards. Normal mnogohodovochka turned out, do not you?

    Well, they will start with the use of tactical nuclear munitions on a "chessboard", end with intercontinental, multi-way ....
  10. +2
    13 March 2018 07: 22
    Yuri! An unconditional plus to you for the faithful, not hat-making and not all-proverbial, but more or less realistic assessments of the situation!
  11. 0
    13 March 2018 12: 50
    when I hear about the American dirty tricks on post-war against Russia, I just have the word “MEXICO” in my head, why aren’t ours in Mexico, why aren’t we playing the “mirror” in the direction of hybrid wars, because unlike the Cold War arms race Hybrid war costs MUCH cheaper! A nuclear race ended only when the USSR’s nuclear club (the Caribbean crisis) hung directly over America. now a "hybrid club" should hang over the United States, so that peace can come to our borders due to the US withdrawal from this "hybrid theater"
    1. 0
      15 March 2018 12: 58
      Quote: tsybin denis
      why ours are not in Mexico?

      Because the Mexicans are smarter than the Ukrainians and are not looking for "partners" overseas.
  12. +1
    15 March 2018 13: 04
    what a news!!!!! How did this happen then? Can not be!!!! This opened their eyes !!!!! Thank you very much!!!!!
    Only now it seems to me that everything is just beginning ..... Before Putin addressed the meeting, these were just “Biryulki”, but after Putin’s announcement about the breakthrough, Ros. The military-industrial complex in creating weapons that the missile defense cannot resist, serious things started ... Putin with his statement canceled all the efforts and expenses of the USA, made all the missile defense systems deployed in Europe useless, now everyone will ask himself a question ---- A WHY DO THEY US US?, WHY DO WE ALLOCATE THE LANDS UNDER THEIR INFRASTRUCTURE, WHY ELSE AND PAY FOR THIS HOLY UMBRELLA, YES AND AN UMBRELLA FOR WHOM AT ALL?
    The United States needs at all costs to show the whole world now that they, as before, are not afraid of anything, that they are invincible, that as before, they dictate their conditions to the whole WORLD, and only they are always right ........ And how to do it after Putin’s statements? Moreover, so far these are just statements for the bulk of the world’s population, just words ....... But the United States has repeatedly and in word and deed shown the World what they are capable of, and they don’t give a damn about the UN and everything else ... .. What follows from the foregoing?
    In my opinion, a clash with the United States with the use of weapons is inevitable ... Putin made his move, added confusion and doubt to the minds of all European leaders and the people of these countries, doubts will only intensify and everyone now looks only at the USA, what will be their move now, everything is at stake, all the hegemony of the United States ..... Small bites of the Euro Union mongrel, have no effect against Russia ..... So something more serious is needed directly from the United States ...... That's great disagreements between the USA and Russia in Syria will do. America has already demonstrated its attitude towards Russia in Syria by launching a missile strike on the airfield of the Syrian air forces. But then there was no statement by the General Staff of the Russian Federation on the reciprocal destruction of missiles and their carriers .... Now it is there and voiced loudly, to the whole World ........ What now? On the one hand, on the map is Putin’s statement on the creation of the latest weapons and a statement by the General Staff of the Russian Federation on a retaliatory strike in Syria for another provocation from the United States, and on the other side of the map, all the hegemony of the world policeman represented by the United States ..... Until then, the United States did everything they wanted, and today they were warned that they could “fly their teeth” for such things ....... If the US nevertheless strikes at the ATS Army, and if not only the Syrians but the Russians who are there the request of the Syrian government, then what? Russia and Putin, in particular, let down on the brakes such America’s next behavior ---- it’s like death, after his statements ........ So the answer will be unequivocal, and I really hope that not just a couple of teeth will fly out after him, but there must be a complete knockout ...... This is what, in my opinion, can happen in Syria. It is not in vain that Britain raised such a screech, it is not in vain that NATO’s council is going to discuss something under this scream, America never came out one by one, if it is not sure that it will not receive a return ....... So the Navy will most likely be pulled up and other NATO countries ...... This is the field, in my opinion, and we should expect the first, tough, opposition to the actions of the alliance and the United States itself. I don’t know what consequences this will lead to, but it should happen one way or another, or the United States will have to abandon its hegemony without a fight ..... I’m sure of only one thing, just beat, not spectacularly, you need to beat and speak, speak and beat, and only then the illusions begin to reach and disappear ......
  13. 0
    15 March 2018 20: 55
    to drive it into the head of our corrupt bureaucrats, children are sitting at the start and there is something to lose, they chew snot, in fact, they fit the elite two times and didn’t count, not the GDP, and those who stood behind it would have long been gobbled up and did not choke, for example, our neighbor Ukraine, the majority of people are gold, the elite is shit, from 98th to 2015 I went to work periodically, what kind of people are good, but in 2016 it became dangerous to break contracts, there were no more hunters to go,
    we live like that, but if you’re going to boil at least with a bat, I don’t want the future of the neighbors
  14. 0
    16 March 2018 08: 25
    ... "but it seems a very simple thing, they wanted to eat, and ate Cook!" The planet comes "kirdyk" and it is necessary to distribute the population. Settling on the first, second, or bad, good, and accordingly ... Judging by the data of their media, we are not the best and we must prepare public opinion by the time of “X” so that any layman in the world says: “they need it " But this is understood not only by corporal divan troops, and therefore such a frenzied arms race and deployment at the borders.
  15. 0
    18 March 2018 15: 15
    The war was understandable, still, according to the so-called Chechen BD - no Dudaev, just a man in his mind, will challenge the RF, (then already), on behalf of some kind, not even a country, but several clans, tribes. Therefore, - Dudayev had a roof, not in the Kremlin, but, he was promised stars from the sky, people from the CIA, and he laid his people under this. And - lost, though - how to say it. Then there were Georgians - according to the same pattern, but "technically" armed them, "trained" - apparently thought that the Chechens could not cope, because of their "savagery" and "technical backwardness, like people in general" - the Georgians didn’t succeed " reach Voronezh. " Next were - uv. Ukrainians. Everything goes according to the same pattern. They — yes, decided to dispose of us — to us this, respectively. do not like it - us it is generally n. not happy. To them - to show teeth, - then they will be untied. But they have already gotten into the topic of the utilization of the Russian Federation so much that, to connect the strategic nuclear forces, the guys have already got their hands on the buttons numb, and the joy in the eyes, and the enthusiasm, really, am. analysts, come to the point of bombing both countries? Survived - what else to say?
  16. 0
    18 March 2018 15: 51
    we have never been closer to the EU than now, today. In Syria, fighters must be aware. The first - the Americans there are making a second "Africa" ​​- will utilize the population of Syria. Secondly - = they are disposing of the Russian Federation itself - because, the capture of Syria by US marauders, under different. name - means their destruction - all the same way - as near Stalingrad. Our Commander-in-Chief decided to move this topic - you are not there for money, but for the truth. I would have been there - but by the way, oh, my, just - Vaginets. Good luck.

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