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Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. Match of Fools Russia - Ukraine: 1-1

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Greetings to you, dear readers and readers! Well, that was the spring festival. And we have established spring weather. Above zero on 5-8 degrees. Apparently, the shamans in Naftogaz kamlali correctly, or they prayed, I don’t know. The fact that it is warmer!



I decided to start today with a conspiracy that our valiant Tsereushniki uncovered. I wanted to write "security officers" or "enkadeshniki", but he changed his mind. We are now in the henchmen of the great Americans. In short, the SBU disclosed a coup attempt! Well, the assassination attempt on President Poroshenko at the same time.

Personally, the head of the SBU Vasily Gritsak described the upcoming events in Ukraine in this way. I do not want to quote this in full. Out of concern about your mental health. I myself sometimes ask myself after watching our news TV channels or reading the print media: "Isn't it time for you, dear I, to see a psychiatrist?"

Well, that opinions are divided equally. Yet.

“Sufficient evidence that Ruban, acting in preliminary agreement with the leaders of the“ DPR ”Zakharchenko and Timofeev, and other individuals, has planned concrete actions aimed at preparing a series of terrorist acts in the central part of Kiev.”

"I want to emphasize that thousands of civilians, as well as individual politicians, bureaucrats and people's deputies, could become victims of the attacks."

"He organized the illegal transport of a large batch of firearms weapons and other means of destruction ... I want to draw attention to the fact that in the boxes where the grenades were, a packing list dated 11.06.2016 of the 08819 military unit was found. According to our data, this is the military part of the “1 Army Corps“ DNR ”.




I think you do not need to explain all the horror that this retired general was preparing. Represent a mortar on Independence? And Rubana with a gun in the Rada? Can't imagine? Well, in vain. He would not be alone.

Do you think what Ruban has been doing all this time? Prisoners released? As if not so. The Security Service of Ukraine knew very well that in fact it was engaged in the introduction of FSB officers in Ukraine under the guise of released prisoners! Represent all the meanness of this man? Not everyone was released, but only those who entered the service in the FSB!

"Ruban ... engaged in the introduction of FSB agents to Ukraine under the guise of prisoners. For this, he was assigned the role of negotiator", - M. Guy wrote on his Facebook page. Guy, do you believe? Not? Well, okay. I also do not really, to be honest.

Yes, and our president spoke about this. The general was preparing an assassination attempt and mass terrorist acts in which thousands of Ukrainians were supposed to suffer! True, Ruban himself foolishly surrendered all the accomplices on the very first day. SBU specifically conducted an operation to discredit the DPR. The operation was planned by an officer with the call sign "Cedar".

And Zakharchenko "lit up" his contacts with General Ruban.

“I met with Vladimir Ruban only on the exchange of prisoners. Long enough. As for the coup scenario presented by the Security Service of Ukraine, it is similar to the scenario of a cheap American action movie for third world countries.”

Here I sit and think. No, Zakharchenko will not give a ride here, another guarantor should prepare the guarantor's attempt (even scary to pronounce the name). So, even if you want to twist it, at least turn it, but you couldn't do without Ruki here. Now Shkiryak will explain everything, or Anton Gerashchenko.

And most of all will have to act, as always. You need to take a bottle of good cognac ... and continue to improvise. Like all our ministers and other leaders.

Or as our Hydrant President.

Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. Match of Fools Russia - Ukraine: 1-1


Yes, especially for those who will be looking for photographic materials on this case. You do not particularly look at the photos. We have a war with you now. The thread is not colored. Only white remained. Even for the SBU. What we have is what we sew.

Ruban installed a mortar on the Maidan ... and suddenly he discovered ... mines of some other caliber! He is for AK, also zrada: caliber 5,45 instead of 7,62.

The 140 man once passed the front line. With 2016 in contra with Gritsak, because he needs exchanges of prisoners from the "guarantor", and not from Ruban. And with such an anamnesis, did he take the arsenal through the checkpoint, which can blow up the entire center of Kiev? But we believe ...

Okay. Enough for the living enemies of Ukraine. Why so far - find out later. Let's return to our great and long-suffering poetess. As you guessed, I am about Lesa Ukrainka. Traditionally already. And again about the same. Modern we are. You have to be yourself at least once a week. The other six are just to explain why those who thought ill of you are wrong.

This time a bust was stolen from Lesia! And do not smile. Nobody touched the remains. Nobody sawed anything at the monument. Just a bust was on the facade of the house on the street Sakaganskogo, 97. She lived there once, if someone does not know.



"Not a typical non-ferrous metal product was stolen, but a significant monument stories and culture, a work of art that was not replicated. The bust of the writer and the memorial plaque make up a single composition and are made of bronze. "

I already wrote once, a head was torn off from Shevchenko, a bust was stolen from Lesya. Do we have anything holy left in the country? All right in Kharkiv and Cherkasy regions at night they clean out connecting rods. Like abandoned property is stolen. And this ... Or are Muscovites who are guilty of Svidomo Ukrainians again to blame? In 1971, it was necessary to cast the bust not from bronze, but from plaster ...

Everything for peremogi in the economy. To keep a positive mood. I always remember our first days after the wedding. This is her perky: "Honey, I've prepared such garbage here ... Buy sausages just in case!". A dream, not a life. This was our economy. Just like in the country today.

I'll start with the unexpected for you! Do you already know that we are an agrarian superpower? Now in the know. I wrote about many of our achievements in this field. But no potatoes. But you eat our potatoes, including you. Unless of course think a little after my words.

Remember how we call each other among themselves? Russians, Ukrainians, Belarusians? Now hold on. The largest buyer of Ukrainian potatoes has become Belarus! 10,5 KT for 2,6 million dollars! In total, we exported 17,6 thousand tons. I wonder why Belarusians have such a poor harvest of potatoes? And we imported the whole 3,8 thousand tons of potatoes.



It is time to go to the mentally retarded. March 4 in the center of Lviv held a torchlight procession in memory of the commander of the UPA Roman Shukhevych. The composition is traditional. Right radicals. Slogans too. "Remember, a stranger, here the owner is Ukrainian," "Who are we? Ukrainians! What do we want? Power!", "Our land is our heroes".







The Poles immediately responded. It seems surprised. This is what Deputy Foreign Minister Bartosh Tsikhotsky said:

"This is actually a discrepancy between the voice of pseudo-thought and reality, when the Ukrainian side sabotages and denies cooperation proposals on our part. This can be described symbolically: Russia cuts off gas - supplies from the Polish side immediately increased. But there are demonstrations under the flags of Stepan Bandera in Lviv under the slogan "Lviv is not for Polish gentry."

You know, I'll write an unexpected thought for many. Who pays this mess? Whose money for a walk? In Russian?

It is doubtful. But in Polish completely.

In my opinion, if today, after all these speeches and the law on the glorification of fascist henchmen, Poland appeals to a European court to demand the return of Lviv, then it will easily win. Even easier than before, Romania had taken off the Snake Island shelf from us. There is no Russian "umbrella" over Lviv ...

And how can you not believe in someone's hand? So citizens can not shit their own country. Only agents. Sometimes you want to go out in front of this column of torchbearers with a poster: “Remember! Exactly at 12 at night hours the torch will turn into a toilet brush!” Central Europeans ...

Not only that with the next peremoga on gas they were crap for the most I can not. So they want to quarrel with Poland finally. Although ... Poles beautifully welded to our assholes. 34% more than what they bought from Gazprom. Nothing so margin?

Now a few words about the Donbass. Remember, I announced Poroshenko's orders to transfer the ATO into a military operation on April 1? I have new information on this issue. So, the ATO will continue! Hit me? I will explain what's what.

Our military a little shattered. Too much shit already done in the Donbas. And how much more will be? And to answer whom? There was a proposal to conduct two operations. ATO, under the leadership of the antiterrorist center of the SBU and the operation of the combined forces under the leadership of the General Staff of the Armed Forces of Ukraine.

Now try to determine who committed what crimes. I have one explanation in my head. All that is happening in eastern Ukraine today is nothing more than surrealism. Such a picture was drawn that today everything is difficult to understand. And in the future? Although, after explaining the state of emergency in military warehouses by the spacecraft of the aggressor, everything is possible ...

From the same series, but directly related to you. In a sense, Russia. We have a list of personnel of the Russian military, who died in the Donbas in 2014 year! It is clear that the lists appeared in one of our most famous deputies, Dmitry Tymchuk.



These are lists of irrecoverable and sanitary losses of the personnel of the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation as of 6 in the morning of 7 in September of 2014. That is, in fact, the day after the signing of the Minsk Protocol, which allowed the occupiers to engage with a failed blitzkrieg in order to avoid critical losses. At that time, not counting the vacationers, mercenaries and ideological "fighters against the junta" from among its citizens, the Russian Federation, according to the document we received, lost about 500 Russian personnel soldiers killed and wounded. These lists include positions, subunits, dates of death, the nature of the injuries and military medical institutions of the Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation, where the wounded and the bodies of the liquidated invaders were delivered. In fact, the 1 occupier was destroyed during the month of 103 and 378 was out of action due to injury and injury. "

Honestly, I decided to look at these lists. Remember Elena Vasilieva? Tymchuk reputation is not better. I remember how in May 2014, Tymchuk wrote an article in his garbage dump about how a squad of punishers on 4 cars was ambushed where there was an 2 BTR and about 100 militants with two large-caliber machine guns and a group of snipers. I laughed to the cramps in my stomach when I read that the "hero" killed almost everyone. I especially liked the place where one volunteer with a gun could "stop" the BTR.

Yes, and the lists, from somewhere that appeared after three years of war, do not inspire confidence. In short, he took the first sheet and struck the names through his channels. Suddenly, the football team was again buried in absentia. You know, even in geometry, the theorem cannot be proved with the words "Yes, everyone is already clear." And then the death of men.

So, Lieutenant Colonel Kononov A.I., 12.08 died. 2014 of the year. There is one. Moreover, Lieutenant Colonel Kononov A.I. - Hero of Russia (posthumously). 12 August 2014 was really killed ... in Dagestan during the liquidation of members of illegal armed formations. Further even did not check. Indeed, everyone is understandable.

Well, an exclusive from the cockroach! Do you know how the Chinese define the freshness of food served in a restaurant? If the dish bites you back, then it is fresh. And so I will bite you ... in response.



Well-known Ukrainian paratrooper-blogger Valery Ananiev almost stuffed his face with the famous Russian TV anchor-paratrooper (“Time will tell”) to Artem Sheinin in Verona, Italy!

"I just nearly killed this creature in the center of Verona. I’m sure he will remember me. And I hope that fate will still bring us to a deserted place."

Do you know why this "little" appeared? People see there a lot. Yeah. I saw a photo of Sheinin in Ananyev's blog. Plain Arabian thug with arafatka around his neck.

And on the contrary, our famous paratrooper with a pid ... ugh, with a gay pigtail and a clip in the ear. I think in an open battle almost a senior citizen senior sergeant Sheinin would have buried Ananiev in the near sand dunes. Two minutes ... But I was struck by something else. Calm Shaynin. He knows Italian laws and feels his strength. And our like a rooster ...



I wonder how I, as a man, would be ashamed to advertise my own cowardice. "Oh, I would give him if he caught up with me." How can you not respect yourself? Here it is, the essence of modern. I saw the enemy and ... done it in the trousers. From fierce hatred.

It is necessary to put a petition on the site of the president. For the fact that the blogger-paratrooper for "nearly killed" would get "almost an order" and the title "almost a hero of Ukraine" ... Here you definitely washed us. 1-0!

Now our return move! Cool you have a presidential candidate. Or a candidate? Is there a word in Russian? Oh, and your Ksyusha dared Ukraine. Even grandmothers laughed at the benches. She decided to pin us up. Asked for permission to drive to the Crimea through Ukraine.



Yeah. Fools we're all here. Mrs. Sobchak, if you want to have a cat, this does not mean that he stalled. Fools we ourselves can pretend. Our much-criticized Foreign Minister Pavel Klimkin expressed much more diplomacy on this subject:

“I’m all about Sobchak and occupied Crimea are asked as if there are no other topics. Adhering to the Ukrainian legislation to enter the occupied Crimea is, of course, positive. But legal entry for conducting an illegitimate campaign for illegitimate elections in the occupied territory is definitely schizophrenia, of course , political. "

1 Account: 1! This is someone who did not expect such an answer, so from Klimkin. Maybe when the fool does not pretend to be. Diplomat. Although, according to our observations, when the cheetah is hungry, a person can reach speeds up to 70 km per hour. Or will never be able to.

The story of morality and continuation. Just time and the honor to know. You have a job, a family, your own problems. See you soon, friends. Happiness in your house and the table is always rich. Will live!
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  1. Baloo
    Baloo 12 March 2018 06: 48
    +7
    Now our return move! Cool presidential candidate

    She is also a specialist in recycling. Who does not know Ksyusha? Ksyusha is known to everyone! Take away, if not for the presidency of Ukraine, then in Lviv’s measures, she’ll be able to, she can handle it.
    1. siberalt
      siberalt 12 March 2018 09: 32
      +5
      Even the fact that the whole minister Chugunkin was seduced by trolling Ksenia of St. Petersburg, the score is 2: 0. laughing
  2. Mountain shooter
    Mountain shooter 12 March 2018 06: 50
    +15
    I don’t understand, so where is the score equalized? I’m Ksyushad Russian - I don’t think ...
  3. inkass_98
    inkass_98 12 March 2018 07: 22
    +5
    It’s interesting, when will this zoo be closed at least for repairs? It’s time, for almost five years, the bloody-idiotic performance has been going on, the audience is already tired, and the menagerie workers are making up new numbers.
    1. Sergey-svs
      Sergey-svs 12 March 2018 13: 00
      +7
      Quote: inkass_98
      It’s interesting, when will this zoo be closed at least for repairs? It’s time to ...

      laughing This circus will not be closed for a very, very long time! yes More than half of the population is there - the brain has long been disconnected. fool
  4. svp67
    svp67 12 March 2018 07: 28
    +7
    hi
    I want to draw attention to the fact that in the boxes where the grenades were located, a packing list was found dated 11.06.2016/08819/1 military unit XNUMX. According to our data, this is a military unit of the "XNUMX army corps" DNR ".
    Well, so small, why isn’t the packing list of military unit 01904 found there? (In \ h 01904 - 154-th separate commandant regiment of the Transfiguration)
    But you eat our potatoes, including you.
    And SHO? We absorb your zucar in large quantities and again, AND SHO? We both were, and remained, INTERNATIONALISTS, especially in matters of food.
    In my opinion, if today, after all these speeches and the law on the glorification of fascist henchmen, Poland will appeal to a European court with a request to return Lviv, then the case will win easily.
    No, she just won’t do it like that, otherwise she’ll lose Silesia and Pomerania
    In fact, in 1 month, 103 invaders were destroyed and 378 were out of order due to wounds and injuries. "
    What a stupidity. We here in Syria at once 39 people died, so crying is all over the country, and here 103 people and SILENCE ....
    "I just nearly killed this creature in the center of Verona. I'm sure he will remember me. And I hope that fate will bring us together in a deserted place." Do you know why this "little" appeared?
    We know, since we watched his pre-swoon speech about this “feat” and the main idea there is that not only Shein knows and honors European laws, but also this “camel” ... He was scared to spend many years in an Italian prison, although he could make a "twin" company for Vitaly Markiv ... they would have something to talk about.
    I would be ashamed to advertise my own cowardice
    I’m watching that NO ... they help him to promote her in full, it’s interesting to see how long the “permogue” turns into a “harass”
    Score 1: 1!
    Oh how are you. In this case, and do not let many more of our "liberal circle" into the Crimea, I’m ready to lose, in this case, even with a score of 1:20. Well, what does it cost you ....
    1. domokl
      domokl 12 March 2018 07: 38
      +9
      laughing laughing laughing Tarakan hints that the potatoes are coming to us through Minsk ... Well, they are going and going. "We both were and still are INTERNATIONALALISTS, especially when it comes to eating."
      1. your1970
        your1970 12 March 2018 09: 57
        +4
        potatoes ... for a second - "10,5 thousand tons" is only 4-4,5 trains with potatoes ..
        0,4 kg of potatoes per day per person * 20 million population of Moscow = 8 tons per day (!!!)
        Those. all-all in general (!!!) deliveries to 2 day eat Moscow ...
        1. svp67
          svp67 12 March 2018 12: 49
          +5
          Quote: your1970
          Those. all-all in general (!!!) deliveries for 2 days to eat in Moscow ...

          Well and good, for two days Muscovites "with the meat of pigeons and hedgehogs" belay there will be potatoes, but not stupidly chokes with one caviar ... laughing laughing laughing
        2. siberalt
          siberalt 12 March 2018 18: 53
          0
          Do you think Muscovites eat potatoes with kazazhkami? belay
      2. Mih1974
        Mih1974 12 March 2018 10: 09
        +5
        Well, calmer, he doesn’t know our situation either with Belarusian mussels, shrimps or dates. So the poetry thought to surprise us. Yes, we still quite legally sell VERES products, Ukrainian salt comes across. But at the expense of sugar - this is unlikely, from year to year there is a re-production of sugar in Russia, which is why such "no" prices for it.
        1. svp67
          svp67 12 March 2018 12: 50
          +1
          Quote: Mih1974
          But at the expense of sugar - this is unlikely, from year to year there is a re-production of sugar in Russia, which is why such "no" prices for it.

          It’s coming ... and everyone knows that from the Poroshenko factories. Here is such a "war" with the "AHressor"
          Ukraine has increased exports to Russia in almost all groups of goods. In particular, food supplies increased by 15%, mineral products - by 47,7%, chemical products - 26,4%.
          If in Russia there was a high demand for finished food products from Ukraine, then mainly raw materials or semi-finished products are exported to the EU and the Middle East. Domestic entrepreneurs failed to make up for the loss of the Russian market by other countries, and now they are partially returning to Russia. In particular, the export of products of the milling industry in June increased by 200%, finished products from grain - by 162%, fats and oils of animal and vegetable origin - by 734%, sugar and confectionery from sugar - by 285% (June 2017. by June 2016).

          RIA Novosti Ukraine: https://rian.com.ua/analytics/20170926/1028013983
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    2. Egoza
      Egoza 12 March 2018 08: 23
      +10
      Well, so small, why isn’t the packing list of military unit 01904 found there? (In \ h 01904 - 154-th separate commandant regiment of the Transfiguration)

      But I'm interested in something else - sho? And the amount of what was in the packing list coincided with the amount of what was in the box? And you didn’t steal anything? I DO NOT BELIEVE!
      1. svp67
        svp67 12 March 2018 08: 45
        +2
        Madam hi hi hi
        Quote: Egoza
        But I'm interested in something else - sho? And the amount of what was in the packing list coincided with the amount of what was in the box? And you didn’t steal anything? I DO NOT BELIEVE!

        Here you are angry ... although I agree, these same machine guns, mortars, cartridges, grenades and mines could also be handed out to pensioners ....
    3. ImPerts
      ImPerts 12 March 2018 09: 46
      0
      “What Ruban was doing, in addition to negotiations on the release of the hostages, is no longer a secret thanks to the text of the suspicion that was presented to him on 9 of March 2018 of the year. In particular, it is said that he was carrying firearms, ammunition and explosives, which were subsequently stored in a cache, arranged on the territory of the military unit of the A0553 at the address: Khmelnitsky, Tolstoy St., 4. Ruban himself in the Shevchenkovsky district court of Kiev, when choosing a preventive measure, claimed that he crossed the checkpoint on the instructions of a military man from yvnym "Cedar": "The operation, which took place yesterday, was planned by an officer of Cedar. I served as a driver. The car I was traveling in belongs to the senior Cedar officer. I only got it for crossing the border. "

      https://cont.ws/@colonel-cassad/879051
  5. jonht
    jonht 12 March 2018 07: 39
    +3
    Thanks, Cockroach Okoloradsky!
    As always with humor and a description of the situation from the “inside”, “inside”, in general from there ..... laughing
    1. domokl
      domokl 12 March 2018 07: 54
      +1
      Quote: jonht
      generally from there ..

      A colleague should look above ... So to speak from the head. Although I caught your thought and appreciated the subtlety of humor! good drinks
      1. jonht
        jonht 12 March 2018 08: 43
        +1
        Composed on the run, and a little confused in the correct spelling ... So it turned out what happened ... hi
  6. Scud
    Scud 12 March 2018 09: 30
    +6
    All this is a pack!
    Do not forget that it was us, the great ukroshumerov who were appointed as synthesizer ... ugh, you are an assistant to NATO.
    1. Baloo
      Baloo 12 March 2018 09: 41
      +5
      Quote: scud
      All this is a pack!
      Do not forget that it was us, the great ukroshumerov who were appointed as synthesizer ... ugh, you are an assistant to NATO.

      Graduate student. In medicine, aspiration, absorption, suction is meant, this is so by the way, I ask you not to think anything like this. Rzhevsky-be silent!
  7. BAI
    BAI 12 March 2018 09: 57
    +2
    no need to explain all the horror that this retired general was preparing
    Well, why is the general all the time?

    Ruban200.jpg
    The list of eminent graduates of the Chernigov Higher Military Aviation School of Pilots has many generals, heroes and astronauts. Colonel General Vladimir Ruban is not there.
    Ruban with his brother (photo from facebook [

    There was a proposal to carry out two operations. ATO, under the leadership of the SBU anti-terrorism center and the operation of the combined forces under the leadership of the General Staff of the Armed Forces of Ukraine.

    When 2 or more people are responsible for something, you cannot find the culprit.
    1. ImPerts
      ImPerts 12 March 2018 10: 15
      +1
      Allegedly, Gritsak wrote him crusts with such a position.
  8. Mih1974
    Mih1974 12 March 2018 10: 03
    +3
    Cockroach - with warming! Now we are calm for the survival of his family good . The only thing that Gazprom is “chopping” the pipe on our side is not to go to a fortuneteller and go to the “goodness” coward, and I will continue to sell pots to gas in pots (literally). Therefore, sadness and sorrow are overpowered, I don’t know how, but really you will have to switch to firewood, and given the gasification of the Ukrainian SSR, this will be everywhere.
    And I’ll be able to export potatoes and others like it - you can write it down in zrad already, because everything goes to the point that the “Old Man” has been caught and the “meter of the border” has been chopped to the vine.
    Yes, and the Cockroach should have less to Rejoice, I can smell it inside — they will trample the ukrovermahttsy to Dobass with their horn, against their will, at gunpoints of western PMCs, but the Dark Lord has already trampled and march on your gutted person and his ilk. Now they are just waiting for something to "bang." recourse According to a good Cockroach, with the whole family or the "female part" - it is necessary to bring down from Kiev away from sin.
  9. AshiSolo
    AshiSolo 12 March 2018 10: 22
    +2
    Quote: domokl
    laughing laughing laughing Tarakan hints that the potatoes are coming to us through Minsk ... Well, they are going and going. "We both were and still are INTERNATIONALALISTS, especially when it comes to eating."

    Yes, the trip goes to you. Here we have either Egyptian in stores, or domestic, but the past two Chechen, judging by the appearance: the whole cut and with holes ... I have never seen Ukrainian. All of Minsk sits on farmers - they store the potatoes in garages carefully and bring them on a call with home delivery. And for the store price. The state does not know how and does not want to store potatoes in our country ... It is even strange that someone else says "Bulbashi".
    1. domokl
      domokl 12 March 2018 15: 28
      +2
      Quote: AshiSolo
      Yes, the trip goes to you.

      It won’t reach us .. We eat our own beyond the Urals ... In general, our diet is different from the European part. All of their own or from our "yugas" - Kazakhs, Uzbeks, Tajiks and others repeat Even the salt winked
  10. Sverdlov
    Sverdlov 12 March 2018 14: 48
    +1
    Madam Sobchak, if you want to have a cat, it does not mean at all that it has died out.
    Laughing out loud!!! Well done cockroach!
  11. motorized rifle
    motorized rifle 12 March 2018 14: 49
    +1
    Planted? And why be surprised, Tarakasha doesn’t seem to be traveling in the Kiev subway, otherwise he would have known the new fun of the police. Put drugs in your pocket in the subway car, and then hold them up and offer to show what's in your pockets. Naturally, fingerprints on the package are obtained automatically, because you get it out of your pocket. So, this method is now in trend.
  12. Lexa-149
    Lexa-149 13 March 2018 13: 12
    +1
    Peerless as always! good
  13. Des10
    Des10 15 March 2018 11: 37
    0
    ... "if you want to have a cat, this does not mean that it has died out."
    Bravo! laughing
    Your articles are full of sincere optimism and a native sense of humor. Good luck to you.