Military Review

Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. Independence dispersed, noggin cracking ...

16



Greetings to you, my dear readers. How tired is this winter! And spring, to be honest, scares even more. Here too the harsh reality has reached me. Muzzle face aches a bit ...

No, everything is almost normal. Wandered through the night Kiev. I wanted to remember my childhood. Well, with run in a snowdrift and siganul. Naturally, face forward. Who knew that there was a bench under the snow? And so strong. Soviet more ...



Something similar happened with us and our owners in relation to your country. I will not write a lot about the reaction in Ukraine to Putin’s speech, to peremog with gas arbitration, which instantly grew into zradu. I think that you have more information on these issues than we have been given.

We are scratching our heads now. This is how you fell apart all the time to get such weapons? Although, we also did not buy your gas at all for two years. And so, when you nevertheless did what we asked, it turned out that we have no gas without you. From the word at all. And some kind of winter spring. In short, freezing little by little. Heat fasten. At the request of the president.

Anyway. You are interested in our events. And most importantly we have happened. They dispersed mihomaydan and removed the bomzhatnik near the Rada. Everything. The revolution is over.



I was there. But so ... At a safe distance. Your shirt is closer to the body. Especially since already before the start of the crackdown, I already knew about Saakashvili’s statement. The press service of Ruha 27 February also said that their representatives have not been there for a month. So, it will not be a childish beat! Intuition, based on the centuries-old experience of generations called.

So it happened. There was nothing interesting. Banality of banality. In the tents found grenades and fuses. The protesters tried something about freedom to shout. Got it on the ears from the police. More than hundreds of detainees. More 20 in hospitals. There are heavy. Losses law enforcement four 300-x. Now start planting. Spring. Landing season. The prosecutor's office opened cases under Article 345 of the Criminal Code. Threat to employees of the authorities ...



They blame me for not writing much about Donbass. I touch the topic. Poroshenko on Saturday signed a secret decree on the MTR of Ukraine. I don’t know the details, but I can tell from conversations that now specialists will officially go to LDNR. To fight with Russia. Need to get ready. And the figure of the number of the Armed Forces of Ukraine was announced. 255 thousand people! This is only the Ministry of Defense.

Official finished. Now I will write for the soul. We have a place where it is customary to come with flowers. Why? Somehow was not specifically interested. This tradition. Not us wound up. And this place is located at the Baikovo cemetery. You cannot go to the cemetery right now, you judge what the monument looks like in the center of the city.



Those who know Kiev, have already guessed that I am writing about the grave of the poet Lesia Ukrainka. Beautiful monument. But he has one drawback. Bronze garlands. Tsvetmet! Here the deceased suffers from vandals. Steal bronze. Last spring, one okhlomon stole. Passed for 300 hryvnia to the point of reception. Found And here again ... I quote Mikhail Sidorzhevsky, the head of the National Union of Writers of Ukraine.

"25 February is Lesia Ukrainka's birthday. On the eve, as in previous years, writers, employees of the Lesya Ukrainka Public Library, fans of Lesia's talent came to her grave at the Baikovskoye cemetery. the garlands, which decorated the monument from all sides, remained only metal pins. "

To be honest, disgusting and I do not understand something. Recently, an acquaintance was in the Crimea. In the center of Yalta stands a monument to Lesia Ukrainka. Always flowers lie. Nobody blows and writes insults. Even the paint is not doused. In the Russian Crimea, Ukrainian poet is respected, but not in Ukraine? So it turns out. I will be alive, if not frozen, I will definitely get out to the Crimea and put flowers to the monument. And thanks to the people ...

And about the monument. Here we do not even decommunization is planned, but decatinization. Your Catherine the Second did not like Cossacks. More precisely, she pretended to be in love, and then she grabbed a huge piece of Sich Zaporozhskaya. And as soon as the Cossacks decided to rebel, she sent her Suvorov.

Suvorov, however, did not develop. Just went out to the people and asked: what are you, Cossacks? Yes, we are nothing, we are so ... - answered the Cossacks.

In short, it used to be in Kiev Suvorov School. In 1992, according to the Square, they decided to rename it to the Kiev Military Lyceum named after Ivan Bohun. There was such an ally of Bohdan Khmelnytsky. And now they decided to remove the monument to Suvorov. Just in case.





Now Alexander Vasilyevich is waiting ...

But in other way. Here we are fighting crime. Wrestlers divorced that did not pass, so as not to stumble. So what? This can not be judged because an activist. But this veteran of the ATO. Do not approach this at all. He is a deputy. Even the boys that shit all the time, you can not judge. PS, С14, UPA, OUN, dobrobat and more.

But the police, even though they are afraid, still catch criminals. More precisely, they are caught. Here is the last case:

“A foreigner developed criminal traditions, ideas and attitudes with the goal of attracting young people to criminal activities. He also financially supported convicts who had been released from prison and influenced them. He maintains close ties with leaders of organized criminal groups operating in several regions, and also coordinates and coordinates his actions with criminally-minded individuals and thieves in law. "

Where do you think this foreigner is from? You're right! From your country. And what happens to the Russian, if he gets to us? Here you are mistaken for all 100%!

"Dombayev police detained in Vyshgorod. The State Migration Service decided to forcibly expel him from the country with a ban on entry into the territory of Ukraine for three years. The men were deported to Russia February 23 by train Kiev-Moscow."

How am I? It is Ukraine. This is our MIA. This is law and order. Probably. I think you understand why the Russian was expelled from the country and not planted. By name understood. “Hasan”, that is exactly the name of Zaur Dombaev in criminal circles, Chechen. The head of the strongest Chechen clan in Ukraine. So we decided to send it to you. On re-education.

Everybody wants to live. Both to policemen, and judges, and prosecutors ... Even in spite of the fact that "Dombaev established control over the illegal activities of organized criminal groups and himself took part in the commission of crimes."



Small intestine in our new police and prosecutors to cope with Hassan. Yes, and the memory of the Maidan heavy load on the government hangs. In the same place, the flag of Ichkeria was fully expanded. They built policemen at the station and sent you under the "farewell of Slavyanka". Only here I have a thought that he already lives in some Kiev hotel. A couple of pieces of paper on a hundred American hryvnia and all. Free as a fork in ... flight. Do not believe?

February 26 detained the entire (!) Shift at the Prikladniki customs point for bribes. It is on the Belarusian border. One and all! SBU and SB of the State Fiscal Service. Give a small bribe and take everything your heart desires here and there. Fraternal countries.

In general, in my opinion, it was for nothing that the SBU did. Well, not a crime. This, as her, paid service! A person does not want to stand in a queue and present goods. Gave 200 hryvnia and went where necessary. Civilized is obtained. And so ... Any Ukrainian, who periodically crosses the border, will say a simple figure. 99,99% take! So why Prikladniki suffer?

But in general, our civilization is slowly breaking through the Soviet reality. For Russians, it is not clear how, for example, it is possible to strike a university. There are students, scientific activities. But we have students and staff of the National Medical University named after Bogomolets, declared an indefinite strike.



"The Ministry of Health decided to put the whole university on its knees, blocking the payment of scholarships to students and wages to the labor collective, illegally removing the right to bank signatures from the lawfully elected leadership of the university."

Situation perfectly commented Vyshivanok. Teachers dismiss. Invite volunteers from the EU or the USA. Students in the ATO. Those who remain alive after a year can continue their studies. I wonder how the words of our Hydrant would look about this? "My people do not need doctors! Healers and psychics (paramedics) are needed!" Hmm ...

It's cold after all. You sent this to the "Beast from the East"? To Britain. So why he turned to us? Do you study geography in Ukrainian? Through the Baltic shorter turns ...

By the way, about the Baltic countries. After all, twin cities. Our valiant APU, together with the armies of Finland, France, Georgia, Lithuania, Latvia, Sweden and the USA, took part in a military parade in Tallinn! You do not know that there was an anniversary in Estonia? 100 years of independence! And the parade is huge! 1100 troops! About 100 units of military equipment! Aviation NATO! I strongly advise you to look at this power.

But as it turns out, I have problems with arithmetic ... The whole world knows about the Soviet occupation of the Baltic states. And independence strangely coincides with Lenin’s decision to grant this independence. So, they gave themselves, then they themselves occupied? I don't want to history fit in ...

Although, the Russian army can. You are not involved in serious wars. Not like the APU. We only have suicides in the army, two a week! This is the chief military prosecutor Anatoly Matios called such a figure. This is the real war!

"For two months of the current year, two suicides a week (16 victims of suicide) - these scant data from the Unified Register of Pre-Trial Investigations are impersonal as no one else."

So what to do? Alcohol and other delights of military life. Starting from the commander in chief. You understand.



Something I get some criminal memorial notes. Need peremoga. And such, as for everyone. And she is! Our Prime Minister announced:

"This year we raised the minimum wage from January 1 to 523 hryvnia. We will go further. I believe that the average wage in the country under these conditions should be at least 10 000 hryvnia. I think that this year we we can reach. Then people will come back (from abroad). "

“Labor migration is in all countries, and this is a natural process. Ukrainians go to work in Poland, and the Poles go to the UK, and "if you go out in London, you don't know English, but you understand Polish, there will be no problems."

“But, excuse me, haven’t the Ukrainians overextended on the minimum salary in 1450 (hryvnia) plus 1450 still in the envelope? Then these people did not pay a penny to the Pension Fund and upon retirement they will have that meager pension that we have to overcome today” .

In short, we will soon earn money at a salary in 10 000 hryvnia. I can imagine how many Russians will come to us to collect the Tzibulu ... All you need to do is do nothing. I remember the Hydrant's promises about 1000 per day for the military. But I wonder what the number of pensions and benefits should be kept in order for pensioners to leave the country?

I even asked one of these pensioners. Answered ingeniously. "Do not dream! We do not sell!". What means in translation: "And who needs us abroad?". In vain Saakashvili kicked out. In August, 2014 promised that a year later Ukraine would send humanitarian aid to Russia ... It was the fourth year of the “wait” ...

Yes, I didn’t tell about international peremog. Vibachte, in a sense, excuse me. Ukraine began a three-year membership in the UN Human Rights Council. This was announced by Petro Poroshenko. Read carefully? Yes, precisely for human rights! And what do you think we will do there? "Protection of human rights throughout the world, including in the temporarily occupied Crimea and the Donbas."

What about 30 000 lawsuits at the ECHR? What about the "country in the top ten worst countries for the observance of human rights in the world"? In principle, everything is correct. After the Saudi Arabia headed the UN Commission on the Protection of Women's Rights ... After all, this Council on Human Rights without a member lived before. And then Ukraine came and took a free place ...

And I remembered the women, you know why. Our dear comrades, girlfriends, wives, mothers, daughters! We love you so much that we can’t even eat sometimes (when we’re cooking something ourselves). Everything that is done on this planet is for you! And because of you! A man is only strong when he has a strong rear: family, home, children. Motherland And all this for a man you!

Congratulations to you all on the holiday! Spring comes only when women begin to smile. A smile without exception you start 8 March. With your day! Happiness, health, love and patience. We know what we get to you. And what are you turning us on?

Until next time. All happy holidays. And do not forget your women! Will live!
Author:
16 comments
Information
Dear reader, to leave comments on the publication, you must sign in.
  1. Darkesstcat
    Darkesstcat 6 March 2018 15: 45
    +5
    Thanks for the articles, it is always interesting to read.
    And yes, the spirits say that winter just won’t leave. request
  2. 75 hammer
    75 hammer 6 March 2018 15: 48
    +8
    Thank you "cockroach" - you are a fierce warrior! From March 1, gas to YOU ​​FIG, then the war has begun! Now Russian-Ukrainian is an enemy forever, everything was based on blue fuel, almost free, and now you are almost as good as us, although they sometimes take it and buy a Yamalsky gas, but they scream that it’s impossible to buy it, it’s undemocratic. But write your notes anyway, I will read them as "enemy propaganda"! Thank.
  3. HEATHER
    HEATHER 6 March 2018 15: 48
    +9
    "Fun" with you, as always. Russia will not come to war again. Good luck, Cockroach! More careful there at home. drinks
  4. parusnik
    parusnik 6 March 2018 15: 54
    +9
    Insanity is getting stronger and stronger .. If we got to Catherine we got .. then, in addition to the monuments to the Catherine’s eagles, it would be necessary to demolish the buildings of that era because it’s not necessary to educate the population on imperial architecture .. It’s very sad. ...
    1. antivirus
      antivirus 6 March 2018 16: 25
      +2
      And to me, they are happy.
      1. Baloo
        Baloo 6 March 2018 18: 46
        +5
        Quote: antivirus
        And to me, they are happy.


        And we are crazy on them, maydaunas, and they are just happy ...
    2. m077ea
      m077ea 7 March 2018 16: 53
      +2
      and what buildings only of the Catherine’s era? and Stalin-Khrushchev-Brezhnev? and power plants on the Dnieper?
      Although, you need to carefully pest, and then American instructors do not even need to invent anything - read the site)
      So, gentlemen, when you write posts, keep in mind that they can read you with perverse purposes
      1. your1970
        your1970 7 March 2018 19: 12
        +2
        Saudi Arabia in the commission on women's rights is cool .... sheep against wolves, millet against sparrows, snow against fire ......
  5. Alex20042004
    Alex20042004 6 March 2018 19: 17
    +2
    Interesting. Do the sanctions apply to Cockroach?
    1. domokl
      domokl 6 March 2018 19: 36
      +4
      And where will he go from the submarine? They wrote to me that they’ve gotten warm in the housing offices lol Type at the request of gunpowder
  6. gm9019
    gm9019 6 March 2018 19: 48
    +6
    Thank you, dear Cockroach for the review and for the photos - especially! Everything pleases, everything is interesting!
    Take care of yourself, good health to you! love
    For congratulations - thank you very much! You are the first!
    HOORAY!))))
  7. sxfRipper
    sxfRipper 6 March 2018 20: 17
    +5
    Have you sent this "Beast from the East" to where? To Britain. So why did he turn to us? Are you also studying geography in Ukrainian? Shorter through the Baltic ...
    laughing drinks good
  8. ustas - Crimea
    ustas - Crimea 6 March 2018 21: 51
    +6
    Cockroach! Thanks for the notes. Spouse congratulate you on the holiday and from us Russians. Take care of yourself.
  9. Konstantin Yu
    Konstantin Yu 7 March 2018 09: 27
    +4
    Thank you and you do not get sick! Self-irony takes a person out of the ward .. It is a pity that lovers to gallop and fight do not leave anywhere. So, there will still be fighting dances with tambourines and torches .. The liver has taken root well .. But I think the time will come, they will say: they ran into it, send Suvorov to us. We are waiting, saving up gas ....
  10. AB
    AB 10 March 2018 11: 15
    0
    I read and somehow I felt sad.
  11. krokus792
    krokus792 11 March 2018 12: 46
    0
    Yes ... Probably it’s easier there to ride on the Maidan, thereby asking for the next tranche from their overseas owners against the background of Russophobia, than to raise the economy of your country with common sense belay