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Report of the Colorado Cockroach. Shrovetide Maidan failed!


Hello to the participants of the celebration of Maslenitsa from the participant of the celebration of the anniversary of the Maidan! Hello, my dear friends and other readers! Honestly, the notes you are currently reading are written on your knee. The benefit of these knees I have enough. And they are written on fresh tracks, including on my chitin. But all in order.

Notes on recent events have already been written. The table is set. Guests gathered. Beauty. Celebrate from the belly. Well, and celebrated, of course. He who works well, he rests well. Dialectics. Only here on a full stomach, the body requires adventure. In short, we went, while the ladies wash the dishes, take a walk around Kiev. Soul entertain promenade, again.

How are you saying the cat is scraping its ridge? And the cockroach will always meet its sneakers. The main thing - to have time to dodge. Yes, and people need to remember that their lives in Independence lost. Not everyone was frostbitten. There were just those who wanted to remove a particular thief.

Morning. Half past nine. We, frankly, even wanted to sing a song. Good big-eyed. Buses on the streets are interesting. To put it bluntly, police buses. And the guys sitting inside are not at all with funny faces. And silence ... The main thing is the center of Kiev.

We are in Shevchenko Park. And there to the people ... Thousand five, probably, gathered. But people are all serious. Boys with masks on the muzzle is not visible. On the contrary, solid men and women, adults, retirement and pre-retirement age. Dignified talk among themselves. Mother Poroshenko. Well, just idyll. If it were not for Semenchenko, who was wounded, he saw a wolf in his wound, ass and hit in the head, then one could say that the company is decent.

Something around the 12 clock began a strange ferment in the rows. By the way, while they were hanging out there, inside, I learned that the majority of supporters of Saakashvili had gathered. "The movement of new forces." And people began to worry in connection with reports about the closure of almost all metro stations in the center. Mined Kiev subway. Lied, as it turned out. But the station did not open. Just in case.

In the afternoon Vyshivanok came running. "Well, they, these pensioners. Let's go to Mikhailovskaya. There the meeting of veterans of the Debaltsev bridgehead is coming. The guys in the" tag "hang out. Soon the muzzles will beat each other." Hey, we need it? They will beat muzzles, and we will suffer. We know already.

While Vyshivanka was brought to life, from above, someone barked. I mean, in a megaphone. I looked closely. Bah, familiar all faces. Miho was thrown out, and David Sakvarelidze was forgotten. He began to build a column. Loud so. In Georgian-Ukrainian-Russian ... Where's the Surzhik.

That's what distinguishes young svidomye from the old, so it is a skill. Young just shout, they are already in the ranks. Like a wolf cub in Mowgli. And these were stuffed into the column for half an hour. And the most zealous fighters against the regime painted Poroshenko and Lutsenko’s lips with lipstick. Honestly, he saw. Adults are called ...

Without minutes after 40 moved. And we are ahead. I'm in the pocket of the deputy Sobolev, and Vyshivanok to Semenchenko climbed. So we Vyshivankok led the column, one might say. So proudly we sit in our pockets and go (or are we going?) Along Vladimirskaya. We lead the people into battle with tyranny!

Ty, St. Michael's Square. The scene is worth it. Familiar so on previous visits. I asked the guys. It turned out that the same company mounts the stage for all meetings. No politics, pure business. He looked at his watch. Everything is military. Thirteen hours.

Looked at the tail. Not your own of course, but the column I led. Nothing so people. The meters on the 100 column stretched out. Some people tell me about 10 000. Nonsense, as the leader of the people declare, there were thousands of 5. And maybe less. But not ten - exactly.

Well, I think it's time to start. Half past one already. I climbed out to Sobolev on the shoulder and sang along with everyone. "Schoenevmerlu". This is in honor of the heavenly hundreds. I, originally, came about it. The people supported me. Well, these, deputies, too.

I shout a hymn, and I look around myself. People are coming. From the station go. According to the Olympic go. After all, typed by the end of the rally 10 thousands. But where to place them?

And then I was not interested. At ten to two, they began to read out another statement. On behalf of "Batkivshchyna", "Self-help", "Svoboda", the RNS and other mihomaydanovtsevs read deputy Viktor Chumak. The usual nonsense. Something like this - "Poroshenko took the path of the substitution of laws for arbitrariness."

Yes, I almost forgot. There was also Hochma. Deputy Derevianko urged us to restart power. I remember how the Americans rebooted the relationship with you. What is over? Button labeled "Overload". By the way, the button is fine and is now working.

Meanwhile, the police, who were standing on Mihomoidan, stole their own shields, which the Maydanovites had stolen from the police two months ago. From the podium urged to run there and return the shields in the ass. Only fools is mute. Ukrainian Ukrainian understands. What fell into the hands, then disappeared. The police have already shielded shields so that even she will not find.

At fourteen ten on the screen appeared ... Saakashvili! Hot speech ... in Russian. On the move Miho sucks talking. What did you talk about? Yes, nothing. The meaning of speech in one phrase: "Neither with Poroshenko, nor with Avakov, nor with Yatsenyuk, nor with Groysman we will stand next to."

Of course we will not. Are they fools to stand in the cold?

At half past two we read the resolution. Nonsense is complete. Give early presidential elections. The rally is over. A curtain. In a sense, all home heated.

Yes, I almost forgot about one more detail. With shields. Secure yourself in chairs and armchairs. At three o'clock in the afternoon, Semenchenko already demanded that the police return the "people's-stolen" shields to the people! Again, I did not think of anything, I heard it myself.

In short, some nonsense it was. Maidan very old veterans Maidan. Even the police laughed. They threw snowballs at each other. And laughter, and sin. How are the Americans - this is Ukraine, baby!

There were, by the way, those who are against those who are against those. In short, who is for the other side of the impeachment.

By the way, ordinary people, who are without political fanabria, just came and remembered their own. Some friends, some acquaintances, some comrades in a hundred. It is possible to treat this differently, but ... The human principle must still win. I think so.

And yes, this is all somehow out of schedule. Indeed, we will talk about serious (and not so) things as always. So - see you very soon!
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  1. Lynx33
    Lynx33 19 February 2018 06: 58
    And it’s a pity that they didn’t succeed, they deserved it.
  2. svp67
    svp67 19 February 2018 07: 17
    Saakashvili! Ardent speech ... in Russian.
    1. domokl
      domokl 19 February 2018 07: 26
      So from Holland was broadcasting lol There face is not beaten for this face
      1. svp67
        svp67 19 February 2018 07: 27
        Quote: domokl
        So from Holland was broadcasting

        In the double Separ ....
        Quote: domokl
        There face is not beaten for this face

        For that, on the ears, those who listened to him in Kiev, it was possible to knock ...
        1. domokl
          domokl 19 February 2018 07: 30
          And you are a radical, my friend lol He is Georgian-Ukrainian-Dutch xp ... patriot bully
          1. svp67
            svp67 19 February 2018 07: 31
            Quote: domokl
            He is Georgian-Ukrainian-Dutch xp ... patriot

            And here you are and ....
  3. inkass_98
    inkass_98 19 February 2018 07: 28
    And the daughter of “Sberovskaya” was still defeated, so the holiday was a success.
    1. domokl
      domokl 19 February 2018 07: 32
      So these are not because there was Mikhailovsky. They were busy .. Eggs in the markets were bought and stones were searched all over Kiev
      1. inkass_98
        inkass_98 19 February 2018 08: 52
        And what else is bought by "patriots"? I somehow thought that he had presented and requisitioned the required goods for the needs of the derzhava.
  4. Evdokim
    Evdokim 19 February 2018 07: 33
    Shrovetide festivities in Kiev, though without burning a scarecrow and eating pancakes (not European probably) and without fun. Some hopelessness. hi
    1. Baloo
      Baloo 19 February 2018 08: 20
      Quote: Evdokim
      Shrovetide festivities in Kiev, though without burning a scarecrow and eating pancakes (not European probably) and without fun. Some hopelessness. hi

      Boring brothers, boring. It seems like a holiday, but everything is just like a wake. It seems like a socially significant political event, but in fact a familiar nativity scene. Boring. sad
      1. avt
        avt 19 February 2018 09: 25
        Quote: Balu
        Boring brothers, boring

        Quote: AleBors
        .. sho it’s a blunder? ".

        People go out of the house and roam their own maidan.
  5. parusnik
    parusnik 19 February 2018 08: 18
    A long road through the Maidan, which does not lead anywhere ...
  6. AleBors
    AleBors 19 February 2018 09: 03
    Circus midgets. The feeling of “.. sho it’s bulo?” Is well conveyed ... From the beginning of Lent! If you haven’t "decommunized" it yet lol
  7. Scud
    Scud 19 February 2018 09: 23
    You just have to laugh at the squalor ... br-r the triumph of democracy.
    Being ... the main heir to the universal cheaters, ugh, Sumerians, I do not shamefully dishonor ... the victorious steps of Svidomo and the significance of the Geyropaic Nazi, oh nation
    Seychelles prosecutors
    Glory to the offshore!
    1. Baloo
      Baloo 19 February 2018 11: 26
      Quote: scud
      Seychelles prosecutors
      Glory to the offshore!

      Maldives to presidents, to the extreme of Kolyma, because Rostov is not rubber, and there is nowhere to live on its rubles. laughing
    2. domokl
      domokl 19 February 2018 11: 34
      am At the incubator ... Not, the transformer ... Not, the separator ... In short, some anti-European unit ... Salo dropped! Herovo fat! Five jumps ... People were told that it was necessary to build, but they did not say what to build ... So a big pigsty turns out. Considering where the driving forces of the revolution came from ...
    3. tihonmarine
      tihonmarine 23 February 2018 21: 01
      Seychelles to prosecutors, and then what to the lackeys?
  8. Dym71
    Dym71 19 February 2018 10: 14
    meeting of veterans of the Debaltsev bridgehead

    Hello, our dear Tarakanchik, you now famously call the Debaltsevsky cauldron, you won’t say anything, they know how to formulate an agenda in Ukraine, are you planning to storm the Donbass? hi
    1. Mih1974
      Mih1974 20 February 2018 00: 09
      It’s necessary to show this joke to Vatnik, he had this “bridgehead” on the other hand, that is, not “from the bottom”, but ponormal, he’s also a man, not a “officer of the Bundsphere”.
  9. BAI
    BAI 19 February 2018 10: 21
    meeting of veterans of the Debaltsev bridgehead

    And the Ilovaisk offensive operation.
  10. EvilLion
    EvilLion 19 February 2018 13: 00
    Glory to the life-giving mandan who returned the Crimea of ​​Russia.
    I will celebrate.
  11. naidas
    naidas 20 February 2018 15: 27
    How many times will people destroy their countries, so that the golden billion favorably turn their eyes to them, are the lessons of Libya, Iraq, Russia, Yugoslavia, Albania, Ukraine and others not enough?
    1. domokl
      domokl 21 February 2018 10: 12
      Alas, only a few learn from the mistakes of others. It's like in the minibus. The inscription "A place to hit his head" at the exit no one needs. But many have stuck his forehead into this place ...
  12. tihonmarine
    tihonmarine 23 February 2018 20: 59
    Schenevmerlaukraina, but already gave a sweetheart!