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Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. Bright thoughts in the midst of Maidan dregs


Greetings to you dear readers and beloved readers! Here I will make you happy now ... With all my soul!

So, if someone decides that cockroaches have a problem with their soul, then here you are with mustard without cold brass and read below. Even those who doubted the presence of this intangible substance, seemingly inherent only in people, all doubts will disappear. And they will fall. As the hryvnia.

The weather with us - that's the most walk. Mist gobbled Kiev. And chilly. So your brother and sister are fewer on the streets, it’s the most loose.

And I wandered on mishmaydan. Do you think we ended up there? Yeah, right now ... The budget is not mastered - the battle continues! Only now inside the tents. Near the stove. Firewood push a little more and struggle with the hated anti-people regime.

And on the contrary, in the car at the base of the car, this very mode is protected.

I was struck by one poster-appeal.

Translated as follows: "Patriot on the front! Bay Moscow lice! Patriot in the rear! Bay Ukrainian nits!". Here it is the whole essence of what is happening today in Ukraine. Around the war, around treason. Life on a circle. Inside the circle are enemies and outside enemies. And only on the circle of friends.

This is a human approach. Few of people can think big. Scale. Using your own knowledge. No offense, dear readers. This does not apply to you. Because what the poster actually means, in terms of cockroaches.

I will reveal a terrible secret that most of you know from school. Louse, though a bloodsucker, but an insect. And reproduces in a simple way. She lays eggs! And in the same place where he lives. And these eggs are called nits!

And then we turn on the formal logic. Inside the country, or within the circle, as you wish, Ukrainian eggs (nits) ripen. When the time comes, out of them appear ... Moscow lice! A great example of such a metamorphosis is the famous Ukrainian journalist Ruslan Kotsaba. Rising chief editor of "Country ua" Igor Guzhva. True, it ripens in Austria.

Okay. Now about serious matters. About the affairs of these insects! Imagine, in Ukraine there is a market for selling ... Ukrainians in the EU! And by the way, the purchases of Europeans, too. Market official!

True, the price is for some reason different. Businessmen did not bother with the method of calculating prices. Everything has long been worked out. The cost of the Ukrainian or European perfectly calculated by weight. 1 Ukrainian kilogram costs an average of 4,1 $. The European kilogram is already 40,6 $. By not complicated calculations, we can say that one European is worth a dozen Ukrainians! Which is about and true.

Do you think the cockroach roof went? Dudka. This is not me. This is for those who did not read what was written above. We are talking about Ukrainians. But not about people, but about ... bumblebees. Do not be surprised. There is this kind of business. Last year, from January to September, we sold 73 tons of bumblebees!

According to Darya Gritsenko, an expert of the agrarian markets of the Ukrainian Agricultural Business Club Association, "the average cost of a kilogram of bumblebees was 4,2 dollars. Three quarters of supplies of Ukrainian bumblebees fell on Europe, a quarter on the CIS countries. At the same time, imports of bumblebees, which farmers use for natural crop pollination decreased by one percent and amounted to 10,1 tons. The average cost of imported bumblebees reaches 40,6 dollars per kilogram. "

Now about the soul. The human soul.

Remember, I talked about the confrontation of the ROC MP and the ROC KP? The process goes and accelerates. Communist erase managed. Now they have taken on a deeper. For the genetic connection of the Russian and Ukrainian peoples.

The touchstone was the Orthodox cross that stood on Zolotovorotskaya, opposite the State Border Service building. The activists, with the tacit support of the police, broke it. Ukrainian God is not the brother of Russian ... This is what I heard from these lips ...

Now even God has a nationality ...

I certainly remember all these stories from classic literature. Type "Wii". I understand that evil from the cross hooks. Turns over the most "I can not." Only here it is not clear, Ukrainian patriots, nationalists, but they act in the same way as the Bolsheviks are internationalists. Monuments tumbled down, it was the turn of the temples? Or did God turn away from Ukraine?

The activists realized that no one would protect the soul and immediately began hitting the chapel of the UOC-MP, which was built near the foundation of the Tithe Church in the National Museum of Ukrainian History.

Bastards from SICH and other similar associations organized a rally. “Down with the FSB!”, “Down with the Moscow priest!” and so on. 200 zombies that no one wanted to stop. Generally wished there were grandparents with icons. Icon in the hands of an old woman against a moron with the intelligence of an amoeba ... Well, how is holy water against tank.

Those "Moscow priests", for some reason completely born in Ukraine, said directly in the conversation: "under the guise of a peaceful rally of architects, dissenters and pagans with the support of radical groups, incited by some deputies" are preparing a "forceful seizure of the" temple. "

What do you think, what should end the confrontation? Can 200 people kill the soul of hundreds of thousands, and maybe millions? I answer.

"The Kyiv City Council supported a petition to demolish the illegal chapel of the UOC-MP on the territory of the National Museum of History of Ukraine. The decision was made on Friday, February 9, at a meeting of the Commission of the Kyiv City Council on Urban Planning, Architecture and Land Use."

This situation is not only in Kiev. The 75 anniversary of the end of the battle of Stalingrad took place quite recently. Zaporozhye gathered around 20 veterans and activists of the local Victory Regiment. Gathered to mark the date on the Walk of Fame. Nothing criminal and anti-Ukrainian. Pensioners decided to lay flowers at the monument.

Activists immediately appeared, so that all of them ... "At this time, several dozens of local patriots and volunteers approached them, who urged them not to plant the so-called" Russian Mir "in Zaporozhye, respectfully relate to the Ukrainian soldiers who died in the Donbass."

And then it is a shame to write. These are our children ... We included Ukrainian songs to the fullest. Insulted old men. And at the very apogee of the action - they threw beef liver into old men. As a symbol of the bloody power of the Bolsheviks. You can write a lot. But I just give a quote. Ukrainians.

"I am ashamed of us, we were civilized people, and in such a short time they degraded so much that by order from the television they began to burn each other alive, like savages running around with sticks, we take shovels with shovels. We are controlled like a flock of sheep. As in 1917. Same ball and Shvonder run, the same scoop in their heads. Changed the color of the flag and the unit. "

It finally became clear who our media meant when they compared Donetsk airport with Stalingrad. It is clear which side our politicians and journalists meant. Involuntarily think about it, the crowd disfigured by the lack of intelligence of the Ukrainian Nazis is going to kill their grandfathers, parents, relatives, who retained clarity of thinking.

But - the reality of the day.

It is clear why the grandson of the Hero of the Soviet Union Ilya Kiva does not find a contradiction in the fact that his grandfather fought against fascism, and the fascists Bandera, Shukhevych and the like became his heroes. Nazism in Ukraine is not. Hmm ...

Remember the magnificent monument that adorns the right bank of the Dnieper? Motherland! Personally, Brezhnev in 1981 year opened. A famous sculptor in the USSR, the author of a similar monument in Volgograd Yevgeny Vuchetich, began working on the statue project. 102 meter height and beauty.

Turn came to the mother. She has a communist shield. With the emblem of the USSR. The Nazis beat in the composition of the USSR itself. And part was the USSR. So, our head of the Institute of National Remembrance, Vladimir Vyatrovich, suggested cutting off this emblem. Or weld the trident on top. Patriotic to be.

"As for the Motherland, it’s obvious that no one will dismantle this monument, but this Soviet coat of arms must be removed from public space either by cutting or imposing."

I wonder if in a historical monument to change something, will it remain a monument? Maybe for the sake of the new owners of Ukraine, to remake the Mother into a statue of liberty? In Berdyansk, the monument to Dzerzhinsky was turned into a Cossack colonel. It turned out beautifully. The main thing is that you can always redo everything in the ass.

Do you want my personal opinion? It is necessary to demolish the motherland. Fully. To the bottom. Not worthy we were such a monument. Stalingraders deserve, and we ...

I overheard a wonderful phrase. The bottom has no bottom! How many times have we thought that all. Below nowhere to go. And then suddenly it turned out to be where. We break this bottom, and there, you see, the following. And so already many times.

And, walking around the maydanchik, I understood the truth! Ukraine, if as a ship, is unique and inimitable! All ships and vessels waterproof bulkheads across, and we - along!

Do you think you can think of something else to humiliate the Ukrainian military? Spit in bulk in the face face? So that all, indiscriminately and immediately? Do not believe it, but you can. And the proposal is already received from the Cabinet. Officially! You can personally see on the site Rada.

Now, at the meeting, servicemen are obliged not to wish the health of their comrade, as the invaders do, but to remind them of fame for Ukraine. It is, of course, given the educational level of the current battalions and other commanders, it is worth considering. "Hello, comrade paratroopers" or "I congratulate you on the successful end of the service" - how many words should a commander learn?

And so everything is simple. I met someone on the street - "Glory to Ukraine!". The one in response - "Glory to the heroes!" In the morning you come to the unit. "Glory to Ukraine!". In the evening you leave - "glory to Ukraine!".

In short, the eternal glory to the heroes ...

I can not touch on the already tattered topic of health. Health care reform in action. Educational institutions in many cities are completely quarantined. Schools, kindergartens, even universities. We have in Kiev already under 80 closed schools. It is in the capital. Represent the hinterland?

And the oddities appear more and more often. The aggressive genotype of the measles virus B3 (Kabul) circulates in the Odessa region. This was stated by the chairman of the Odessa Regional State Administration Maxim Stepanov.

"The difficult situation with measles is complicated by the fact that the virus genotype in the region is different from the whole country. We donated samples to the National Laboratory. We confirmed the more aggressive genotype of the B3 (Kabul) measles virus only in the Odessa region."

"And only in the Odessa region, in addition to D8, they discovered B3 (Kabul), which is characterized by high pathogenicity and virulence. Its aggressiveness gives a high level of morbidity and mortality. These results were laboratory confirmed in Copenhagen."

As a representative of the more advanced part of the fauna of Ukraine, I will say, it’s not for nothing that we have American biolabs throughout the country. Judging by the name, Kabul, this mutagen of measles, was first tested in Afghanistan. I wonder why new viruses are tested on Ukrainians genetically close to Russians? Just think...

It turns out sadly. As if life has stopped. But there are positive things. Residents of large metropolitan areas will understand what I mean. About the trees.

It is in small towns and villages that they grow. We are dying. From burning, dust, lack of water, exhaust gases of cars. The earth flora of urban extreme does not stand up. On Khreshchatyk, this has always been a problem. Probably in Moscow on Tverskaya or in St. Petersburg on Nevsky too.

We came up with an experiment. To the wolves are fed and the sheep are safe. In the sense that people themselves look at different trees and choose those that will decorate the main street of the capital. The last chestnuts of the elite variety Brioti dried out last August. Or the variety is not elite, or someone drank the loot. I do not know. But drank and dried chestnuts.

In short, who will be in Kiev, I invite you to Khreshchatyk, to the city hall building. They planted 10 seedlings of various trees. Elms, chestnuts, oaks, hornbeam, mountain ash, sycamore ... Going to plant more ... linden cubic. Be sure to look at this lewdness. Or beauty. I do not know for sure.

But, they say, who will survive - that will be planted.

It is ambiguous, of course, but we have it all.

And nevertheless, that to a person, that it is natural for insects to hope for the future. Moreover, in bright colors. They say the world is so arranged that good always triumphs over evil. Remember, do good and throw it into the water? Throw shit into the water, you know, not worth it. It does not sink. And everything that emerges, eventually, carries away over. And the pond is cleared. Life returns to its rights.

And Ukraine. The flow increases. I knowingly mentioned the former activists of the Maidan, who are beginning to see clearly. Insight comes into our hearts. So far, only an epiphany. There is no courage. Psychology "Khataskraynikov" difficult to break. Difficult, but possible. And break.

And you smiles. Merry Maslenitsa. Good mood and good meetings all week. And darlings do not forget to the mother-in-law on pancakes to arrive on time. Mother-in-law, she is a pledge of calm wife! Again, you will hear something good about yourself ...

See you next week. Festive, despite our legislators, week. And I wish you health!

P.S. I have been wandering around the city for two days, sniffing out information about our bridges. And I scooped up so many shots that I’ll take another excursion around Kiev the other day. I am sure it will be both funny and informative.

And Vatutin ... This is how the report. Worth it. Whole
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  1. Baloo
    Baloo 12 February 2018 15: 29
    As a representative of the more advanced part of the fauna of Ukraine, I will say, it’s not for nothing that we have American biolabs throughout the country. Judging by the name, Kabul, this mutagen of measles, was first tested in Afghanistan. I wonder why new viruses are tested on Ukrainians genetically close to Russians? Just think...

    To the very point. Measles in general is more serious in adults than in children. There are more complications. Diphtheria and scarlet fever are even worse.
    1. Berber
      Berber 12 February 2018 15: 41
      Well, aren't they Satanists? Sodom and Gomorrah, a childish prank compared to what they do.
      1. Evdokim
        Evdokim 12 February 2018 16: 16
        Measles in general is more serious in adults than in children. There are more complications. Diphtheria and scarlet fever are even worse.

        Last year in / in Ukraine, a lot of people died of influenza, this year measles is not far from typhoid and plague. What place they think, if they just think. About AIDS and tuberculosis in Kiev faint, as well as all sorts of sexually transmitted, and other social sores. hi
        1. Shurik70
          Shurik70 13 February 2018 22: 58
          A curious document surfaced, a memo regarding shelling of Donbas from the head of the special reserve department of the main intelligence department of the Ministry of Defense Colonel Maxim Shapoval to the chief of the main intelligence department of the Ministry of Defense of Ukraine, Major General Vasyl Burbo, after which he was soon blown up in a car. The essence of the report interestingly describes the shelling.
          As a rule, batteries of incomplete composition, of four D-30 guns, or self-propelled guns 2C1 Gvozdika, are used. A shot is being made - at least two shots. One is a benchmark, for calculating meteorological corrections and directly sighting. This is followed by three or four runaway volleys of four guns, trying not to simultaneously put shells in an empty field, but at the same time not to cause return fire.
          One such cycle brings a minimum of 14 shot brass sleeves, each of which weighs 8.3 kg. The total weight of “brass scrap metal” mined in this way gives 116,2 kg of valuable metal, and in terms of Russian rubles 116.2 * 170 = 19754 p. Thus, for one cycle of “production” (and there may be several of them per day), one battery makes a profit of $ 352. In total for a day on average in all sectors along the line of combat contact comes from 150-250 rounds of barrel artillery. Which brings at least 3256 to 5420 US dollars. Half is sent, naturally, to the General Staff of the Armed Forces, and the second half settles in the pockets of the commanders. It is not difficult to calculate that the average annual income of a “brass mine” is approximately 1 840 000 dollars.
          errer = https% 3A% 2F%
          I believe the shelling will not stop.
    2. Maksus
      Maksus 12 February 2018 17: 03
      I remember how, even Ulyanov-Lenin said that not all quotes on the Internet need to be believed.
  2. Lexus
    Lexus 12 February 2018 15: 39
    Cockroach, good health hi
    I was also pleased with the poster - the feeling that he was cooked under the dictation of Pedro-Piglet, after the "destruction" of another batch of stew and the advent of the "muse-squirrel" lol
  3. sxfRipper
    sxfRipper 12 February 2018 15: 39
    Festive, in spite of our legislators, week. And I wish you health!
    Thank! You too. And the Cockroach on the cheek from me chmokni (it’s like, it doesn’t steer in the Cyrillic alphabet!) drinks love
  4. inkass_98
    inkass_98 12 February 2018 15: 58
    Vatutin is whole - that's good. Not all is lost yet. As with the Mother Motherland, the analogy is straightforward - as soon as these monuments are torn down / mutilated, the hero city will end completely.
  5. parusnik
    parusnik 12 February 2018 16: 01
    It’s so impressive that this is all ahead of us ...
  6. Egoza
    Egoza 12 February 2018 16: 05
    I have not in vain mentioned the former activists of the Maidan, who are beginning to see clearly. Enlightenment comes to our hearts. So far, only insight. There is no courage.

    Hello cockroach! And here you are mistaken! There is no courage, but MONEY! insight has come, but finance - no! Oooh! let the Maidanites earn money now - they’ll put the monuments in their place, and they will beat Vyatrovich, and they will wrap Petya in a paper wrapper and tie a string for the box of the Kiev cake! And at high-speed will be handed over to Moscow! And THIS SALES of "real Ukrainians" - NOTHING TO BE DAMAGED!
    1. Berber
      Berber 12 February 2018 16: 28
      Advantages and principles are not enough. This is sad. A principal adversary can be negotiated on the basis of respect.
    2. avt
      avt 12 February 2018 18: 15
      Quote: Egoza
      enlightenment has come

      Well, judging by the poster bully
      The translation reads as follows: "Patriot at the front! Beat Moscow lice! Patriot in the rear! Beat Ukrainian nits!"
      wassat bully Either Polyak wrote, or an outright suicidal person who didn’t regain consciousness, but they’re deeply not interested in whether there are pennies. But the poster is good! bully good bully The whole essence of Svidomo in it bully It was only possible to upload photos and not even write an article.
  7. Bastinda
    Bastinda 12 February 2018 17: 17
    Thanks to Cockroach for opening our eyes to how bad it is in Ukraine! Thank you for your contribution to the separation of peoples! You at least now on 1 channel of Russia! You will be in the "trend" ...
    1. domokl
      domokl 12 February 2018 17: 27
      You have an interesting understanding of friendship. We believed in this friendship so much that we didn’t notice how we turned into aggressors in the eyes of former friends, into a gas station country, into Mordor. We thought that these were just some shortcomings, not the people.
      I would really listen to the Cockroach in real life. On the 1 channel quite interesting Ukrainians lit up. Bondarenko out. Not a woman flint. And then there is the Cat and many others ...
      1. Bastinda
        Bastinda 12 February 2018 17: 38
        It’s easier for you, there is where to find your opinion, I don’t watch TV, although I talk about working with Ukrainians. He asked, they also say shit from TV flows, only about Russia. So someone is beneficial ...
        1. Baloo
          Baloo 12 February 2018 17: 55
          Quote: Bastinda
          It’s easier for you, there is where to find your opinion, I don’t watch TV, although I talk about working with Ukrainians. He asked, they also say shit from TV flows, only about Russia. So someone is beneficial ...

          What kind of cockroach motivation do you think? Like you from under the bed?
          And if we assume that a person is mentally suffering from what is happening in his homeland, he just can’t change anything. And then, whose passport do you have, or are you like Ammanuel and Sytin on our talk shows, is this Madame D2-Sobchak, or a narrative-progressive positionist ??
          1. Bastinda
            Bastinda 12 February 2018 18: 02
            And if we assume that a person is mentally suffering from what is happening in his homeland, he just can’t change anything.
            Yes, I agree, sometimes it happens.
            And then, whose passport do you have, or are you like Ammanuel and Sytin on our talk shows, is this Madame D2-Sobchak, or a narrative-progressive positionist ??
            And I’m definitely the troll paid by Navalny and the State Department!
            1. Baloo
              Baloo 12 February 2018 19: 56
              Quote: Bastinda
              And I’m definitely the troll paid by Navalny and the State Department!

              Voluntary confession burdens guilt. Why are you here?
    2. Maverick78
      Maverick78 12 February 2018 17: 45
      The cockroach writes quite sensibly ... it doesn’t thicken much.
    3. avt
      avt 12 February 2018 19: 38
      Quote: Bastinda
      Thank you for your contribution to the separation of peoples! You at least now on 1 channel of Russia! Will be in the "trend" ...

      Quote: domokl
      You have an interesting understanding of friendship.

      what Probably practicing the teaching of Sacher Masoch .... an orgasm catches from such a friendshipwassat
  8. japs
    japs 12 February 2018 19: 57
    And you Cockroach and family health, happy holiday!
    Thank you for your work.
  9. Scud
    Scud 12 February 2018 21: 08
    Little Ukrainians
    No way
    Do not go to Poland!
    Do not go to Poland
    Pennies to spawn!
    There are no women of faith
    There is a ban on Bandera,
    And make
    Wicked These Pshek
    Old swam panam
    Priests wipe ...
  10. Stiletto_711
    Stiletto_711 12 February 2018 23: 28
    About Ukraine with its population and read and listen already dubbed! negative
    It is necessary to introduce the first visa regime with them, like quarantine with infected territory. And no need to talk about a lot of good, but indecisive Ukrainian inhabitants / cockroaches! What does this mass do when veterans are mixed with mud? In the best case, on the Internet, she cheats and creaks with chitin, and so more and more at the baseboard, she contemplates sad
    So let him test the Darwinist theories in his insectarium, on himself and his descendants. Evolution will go in the direction of the development of brains, they will renounce demonic crap, and they will ask forgiveness on their knees, but the process will go differently ... Well, as they say, Maxim died, there he is dear hi
    1. BambrSV
      BambrSV 13 February 2018 03: 36
      As for the Obyunnye obluvateli - request HERE TARAKASHU angry
    2. domokl
      domokl 13 February 2018 04: 59
      Quote: Stilett_71
      Well, as they say, Maxim is dead, there is a road for him

      It remains to answer the simple question of many Russians, And with relatives and friends, what shall we do? Not global, but specific? With parents, brothers, sisters, children, nephews and friends? Are they also recorded in maxims?
      The border territories are very often tied with such relations. The legacy of the USSR, when all were Soviet and no one considered the border something important. As we do not now consider the borders of the region, region, republic. One country, and delimited simply because it is easier to solve managerial and economic problems.
      1. Stiletto_711
        Stiletto_711 13 February 2018 20: 51
        Quote: domokl
        It remains to answer the simple question of many Russians-A with relatives and friends what will we do?

        Moving to Russia and changing citizenship good
        1. major147
          major147 14 February 2018 11: 32
          I have a wife from Kirovogradcheny. So almost all her relatives in Russia already.
  11. slavaseven
    slavaseven 13 February 2018 08: 26
    Thanks Cockroach! As always interesting presentation of material
  12. asp373
    asp373 13 February 2018 11: 59
    Oh, cockroach, the truth about your compatriots has been revealed to you. Well, better late than too late, as they say. Yes, the Ukrainian patriots didi fought for the Germans, and they raised their grandchildren in hatred of the Russians. This is completely natural.
    Now their time has come, they are now the masters in Ukraine, and they will dig until they take them forward with their feet.
  13. Fitter65
    Fitter65 13 February 2018 13: 40
    . In the Odessa region, the aggressive genotype of measles virus B3 (Kabul) is circulating.

    In the Khabarovsk Territory, a measles patient was also identified; he turned out to have recently arrived in the village of Gorny (although I may be mistaken with the name of the settlement)
  14. Mih1974
    Mih1974 13 February 2018 20: 52
    I have the impression that in Ukria there are two kinds of people left: a) those for whom we “steal what remains and run” and b) and those who are too poor to go only to earn money, but not enough to leave their homeland. Those who are now in Russia are almost all “refugees” to their homeland. But pensioners are those who did not give a damn about the first and second, they don’t give a damn about one, and the second doesn’t have the will to fight for the Motherland with the Nazis - mykhataskrai defeated the first and second.
  15. jonht
    jonht 14 February 2018 01: 01
    Hello Cockroach Okoloradsky! You there too with the OILER!
    We all hope that over time the brains will fall into place, and will not pose as a roof ....
  16. major147
    major147 14 February 2018 11: 25
    I looked at the Ukrainian Motherland. They are not worthy of the memory of their grandfathers and grandmothers - Winners! They tolerated. We ourselves need to remove the shield and sword from the monument. It will turn out a woman with her hands up. This is their symbol.
    1. Pichalka
      Pichalka 14 February 2018 13: 11
      Well, why so immediately "not worthy"?
      1. domokl
        domokl 16 February 2018 16: 31
        He simply repeated the opinion of the cockroach.
  17. Pichalka
    Pichalka 14 February 2018 13: 10
    The poster pleased)