Geopolitical mosaic: Mitt Romney decided to abolish the US Department of Education in the United States, and Berezovsky to establish a monarchy in Russia

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Iran. Regarding Iran, neither mitigation nor the lifting of international economic sanctions is expected, despite the negotiations of the “six” in Istanbul. This was stated by the deputy. US State Department representative Mark Toner (RIA "News", Maria Tabak). According to Toner, no one except Iran is talking about the termination of sanctions. Now the US is waiting for the results of the meeting in Baghdad, scheduled for 23 in May. In addition, the States are waiting for specific proposals on the nuclear issue from Tehran.

Geopolitical mosaic: Mitt Romney decided to abolish the US Department of Education in the United States, and Berezovsky to establish a monarchy in Russia


Meanwhile, Tehran announced the possibility of transferring nuclear technology to Cairo. We are talking about the production of nuclear fuel in the framework provided by the IAEA. This was reported to 16 on April by Egyptian media with reference to the statement by Iranian Foreign Minister Ali Salehi (RIA "Novosti", Alexander Elistratov).

Syria. Today, April 17, a meeting of the Special Commission of the Member States of the League of Arab States in Qatar on Syria will be held at the level of foreign ministers. Reports about it RIA News" (report A. Elistratova). Quote: "The main point of discussion at the emergency meeting will be" the results of negotiations with the Syrian government and the upcoming activities of international UN observers "who came to the country to observe the cease-fire between the parties to the internal Syrian conflict, reported at the headquarters of the Arab League in Cairo."

Afghanistan. Leon Panetta, the head of the US defense department, is convinced that the security forces of Afghanistan are already capable of independently resisting the attacks of terrorist fighters. Quote:

“On Sunday, the Taliban staged attacks on government buildings, military bases and an airfield in the provinces of Nangarhar, Logar, Paktiya, as well as in the capital, Kabul. All terrorist attacks in Afghanistan began simultaneously - from 13.30 to 14.00 Kabul time (13.00-13.30 Moscow time), which indicates a good coordination of the rebels. According to the spokesman for the main national security department of Afghanistan, Latifulla Mashal, four members of the Haqqani group were arrested shortly before the attacks.

“Of course, we are concerned about these attacks, which suggest that the Taliban are still strong and dangerous. But at the same time, we are also confident that the Afghans have significantly increased their ability to resist such attacks, "the head of the Pentagon said at a press conference on Monday" (RIA "Novosti", Denis Voroshilov).

Thus, the United States, against the background of its budget savings, including through the Pentagon, is confident that Afghans are almost ready to solve their internal problems themselves. The lead role in organizing the country's security and the conduct of hostilities will be transferred to Afghanistan in 2013, and the full withdrawal of US troops from the country’s territory is planned to be carried out in 2014 (Rambler).

USA. The current United States President Barack Obama is rated nine percentage points ahead of his rival Mitt Romney (data from a survey conducted in the United States by order of CNN). Reports about it RIA News" (Maria Tobacco report). From the poll it becomes clear that 52% of voters would vote for Obama, and only Romney’s for 43%. At the same time, half of the respondents believe that Obama will be true to his views and values, and only 29% of respondents are sure about Romney. 47% think that Mitt Romney will change his views and beliefs depending on the political situation; the same about Barack Obama claim 39%. The fact that Obama wins in the fall does not doubt 61% of respondents; that Romney wins, only 35% believes. A total of 1015 people were interviewed.

The rival of Barack Obama, it seems, no longer knows how to attract the attention of the wide American public. He will declare Russia the enemy number one for America, he will declare an increase in the US military budget (this is against the background of the budget deficit), then he will undertake a major reform of the entire system of government in America.



16 April Romney said that if he wins the election, he will reform the entire system of government in the country - and he will begin with the Ministry of Education. About this writes Denis Voroshilov, RIA News":

“I’m going to deal with all these ministries and agencies in Washington. I want to unite them, some will be abolished. Now I can not say exactly what it is ..., but the Ministry of Education will be merged with another agency and, possibly, radically reduced. Of course, I am not going to get rid of him at all, ”Romney shared his plans with the participants in the fundraising meeting for his election campaign.”

By the way, it may well be that the presidential candidate is right. Recently, Z. Brzezinski, speaking about the education of Americans, noted with bitterness the following: “Somehow, future students were asked to identify a certain large territory painted on the map in blue. So, 30% of them could not determine that it was the Pacific Ocean ... "(“Komsomolskaya Pravda”, T. Bezrukova).

North Korea. As transmits RIA News" (reporting by Ivan Zakharchenko), Susan Rice, the chairman of the UN Security Council, condemned the launch of the DPRK missiles using ballistic technologies. At present, the UN Security Council is demanding that the DPRK completely abandon all nuclear weapons and programs. "The UN Security Council expresses its determination to take appropriate measures in the event of further missile launches or nuclear testing," the Rice statement says.

Transnistria. D. Rogozin, the special representative of the President of the Russian Federation on Transnistria, said on Monday that the issue of the exchange of passports of Russian citizens in Transnistria will be resolved. This is reporting Interfax. According to Rogozin, a consulate may be opened in Tiraspol. The special envoy of the president noted that 160.000 residents of the former USSR turned out to be permanent residents of Transnistria; they received passports five years ago, but they expire in 2012.



United Kingdom. One of the inhabitants of London, namely Boris Berezovsky, is haunted by Solzhenitsyn's laurels. The question of how to equip Russia was not only the famous Nobel Prize winner in literature, but also Mr. Berezovsky is very worried about this issue. Only writer Solzhenitsyn wrote on paper, and businessman Berezovsky scribbled on Facebook.

As the InterfaxBerezovsky believes that in Russia it is time to restore the monarchy. The author of the monarchical Russian idea openly shares his thoughts on Facebook:

“The monarch returned to the throne will restore the interrupted connection of time and will become a symbol of the resurrection of Russia. Prince Harry, the youngest son of the English Prince Charles and Princess Diana, is one of the brightest symbols of the modern civilized world, a possible candidate. He has more Russian blood than the last Russian emperor Nicholas II, great-great-grandmother - Queen of the Hellenes Olga Konstantinovna from the House of Romanovs. A necessary condition for accession to the throne is perfect mastery of the Russian language. ”

Berezovsky declares monarchy a direct democracy, and defines the form of government as Russia as a confederation: each entity receives a state status. And these state entities will indicate to the center, what policies to pursue and what functions to delegate to the center. The London businessman decided to abolish the State Duma and the Federation Council. Draft laws will be prepared by initiative citizens. Then these projects will pass professional examination and will be put to vote on the Internet.

As you can see, everything is extremely simple and transparent. And economically: you do not need to contain the Duma. In addition, the initiative citizens are probably enthusiastic, and for their legislative work they agree to receive only fame and national gratitude.

And further. Everyone who is fluent in Russian can, according to Boris Berezovsky, become citizens of Russia.

Oil and gas belong to the people, Boris Abramovich considers.

But what about the very "center" that will govern the country? And here everything is simple, in an entrepreneurial way:

“All citizens of Russia are shareholders of the Russia Corporation. The Cabinet of Ministers is the board of directors of Russia Corporation. The Board of Directors submits to the shareholders for approval the draft budget and quarterly reports; the Prime Minister can be dismissed on any day by a meeting of shareholders - by voting of citizens in the network. Government is no longer power. Governments at the level of subjects and confederations - our employees. "

In general, dear citizens, learn or improve the Russian language, learn “Firefox” or “Google Chrome” - and you will have a chance to become a shareholder and manage Russia.

Edward Limonov, having familiarized himself with the monarchical idea of ​​Berezovsky, instead of Prince Harry suggested other candidates for the post of monarch: Navalny or Ksenia Sobchak.

Observed Oleg Chuvakin
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    1. Artur09-75
      +37
      April 17 2012 09: 55
      Yes, the famous London fog has greatly affected the mental abilities of BAB. laughing
      1. pepper
        -30
        April 17 2012 12: 14
        Some apocalyptic reports from the fronts ... lol Have you completely figured out the "Kazan champagne bottle"? ...
        1. Vadim555
          +9
          April 17 2012 12: 27
          Quote: pepe
          Have you completely figured out the "Kazan champagne bottle"? ...


          Interested in the details? You for bdsm? laughing
          1. +12
            April 17 2012 16: 06
            Quote: vadim555
            Interested in the details? You for bdsm?

            Vadim, I apologize with anger at this Pepe minusanul the wrong way, a point below, and you can’t fix it. I owe you feel

            Pepe lives with the Germans, where they have a super-loyal attitude towards both sex-minors and the use of bottles a little for other purposes. That's interested, experience is needed laughing And then the Germans do not understand him when they ask, did he have such a sexual experience? - and he doesn’t. No such experience. laughing So they laugh at our virgin laughing Just turned to the wrong address, we can’t help him here
            1. Sergh
              +5
              April 17 2012 18: 34
              And his eyes are sick ...
            2. Vadim555
              +4
              April 18 2012 00: 28
              Quote: aksakal
              Pepe lives with the Germans


              God be with you, what are the Germans, he "flags" as gloves changes, "our man laughing ".
        2. Uralm
          +15
          April 17 2012 13: 54
          BAB managed to slip into foggy Albion. He would have to sit in the next cell with Khodorovsky. He, too, greedy for money, who pity Khodorkovsky, I advise you to carefully study his betrayal.
          1. +16
            April 17 2012 14: 14
            He would have to sit in the next cell with Khodorovsky - and better in one boiler with Litvinenko.
            1. OSTAP BENDER
              +11
              April 17 2012 16: 08
              Yeah, and Gorbachev and Shevarnadze there too, they will be more fun together !!!!
              1. +8
                April 17 2012 20: 59
                one hundred percent, and even the entire fifth column there, of all Western financiers and the entire Rothschild family, for they will need a VIP boiler, with special especially high heating and a larger and deeper boiler, there are a lot of them, otherwise you understand they are not simple.
          2. Fidain
            +5
            April 17 2012 14: 35
            Ya tolko udevlayus, pochemu do sex por ne etovo kozla, malo krovi poportil ili mali na Kavkaze parnei pagiblo iza nevo!
            A chto do Ameriki, yesli politiki eto prastitutki to vishaya liga etoi kasti v USA.
            Afganistat kak i predskazivali mnogie Talibi vazmut obratno i kak ne strano eto dazhe luchshe, menshe narkoti budut perepravlyat cherez Rassiyu
            1. Odinplys
              +4
              April 18 2012 01: 15
              When he returns to Russia ... we will definitely fill it up ... come and help ... there his sick eyes noticed higher ... Apparently he will die soon ... He did so much "good" to people ... it would be time to retire .. ...
            2. Boba
              +2
              April 18 2012 19: 00
              What for? After all, he is the best of all the "leaders of Bolotnaya" to show how one cannot do it.
              We need a "goat" who will show even our "rams" what awaits them at the slaughterhouse wassat
        3. beard999
          +9
          April 17 2012 15: 19
          Quote: pepe
          Have you already completely figured out the "Kazan champagne bottle"?

          And you do not know, with the drunken orgy of Obama's bodyguards in Cartagena, have you completely figured it out?
          http://www.itar-tass.com/c11/392970_print.html
      2. YARY
        +3
        April 17 2012 12: 32
        One Shpien British
        Another "oilman" and both enemies!
      3. +9
        April 17 2012 13: 31
        Mental abilities have nothing to do with it, BAB easily leaves Comrade. Bender is an outsider to honestly take money away. Everything is simple and old, like the world - divide and conquer. I think that BAB leaves itself a modest role as a moderator of this ambitious project. Before the pile, he will also be a system administrator, exclusively on a voluntary basis, as a very initiative citizen smile if some unconscious person tries to raise his tail on modera - an eternal ban and the end
        1. 755962
          +4
          April 17 2012 13: 48
          BAB is an old puppeteer. More like a spider that is sensitive to the vibrations of its web.
          1. Odinplys
            +2
            April 18 2012 01: 18
            Not ... not a puppeteer ... he doesn’t pull on the Priest ... so ... Chaim ... smelly ...
            1. Boba
              +1
              April 18 2012 19: 05
              Not Chaim. Small, does not pull. Even Israel refused such a r ... not kosher.
              IMHO: I think the little shavers do not know where to put it, that would not blather. They spoil the whole game, because they can’t do anything else.
    2. +20
      April 17 2012 09: 58
      To the author plus, a great blitz article! All is short but capacious! As for BAB, well, when it’s our yay ... and we’ll get it, I got sick of it with my moronic quacks.
      1. Sniper 1968
        +14
        April 17 2012 10: 08
        Tersky,
        Quote: Tersky
        As for BAB, well, when he already has our eggs ...

        Sudoplatov is not present on them ... The article is good. Precisely and slashed. I liked the words of Brzezinski, and about Afghanistan ... Amer began to bow before fleeing ...
    3. Tugarin snake
      +22
      April 17 2012 10: 04
      Chubais and Berezovsky are in the steam room. After a while, Chubais said: "Boris Abramovich, after all, you either take off the cross or put on your panties."
    4. +16
      April 17 2012 10: 05
      Prince Harry to the throne? That Berezovsky drank before writing this.
      1. +15
        April 17 2012 11: 20
        No, he didn’t drink, he just smoked successfully ... laughing
        1. +4
          April 17 2012 13: 34
          It’s necessary to go out on the face-book, ask him to sleep ... Together with some shnyagoyya. to let it go later, otherwise it’s not childish wassat
          1. OSTAP BENDER
            +6
            April 17 2012 16: 12
            This is another deflection, in front of Britain! Only BAB suffered not childishly, already see the crisis of the genre!
      2. Felix200970
        +3
        April 17 2012 19: 32
        In general, read that Garik soaked belay . It is a pity that he is not Orthodox, and with the Russian language he is somewhat taut. Judging by his annealing in the merry-go-round, Russian blood is playing in it painfully. To take vodka in the club through the nostril (then pumped out) - this is ours, in Brazil ... In general, a major (for now). He was in the war. Vobschem something very our boy laughing Only here are his relatives ... and the people ....
        1. +3
          April 17 2012 20: 26
          And did the garik get on his fancy dress or did his brother? I don’t remember ...
      3. alex popov
        +2
        April 18 2012 13: 55
        He drank nothing. And I do not think that he flew completely.
        The article is not only a thick trolling as a way to "remind about oneself" (and I reminded you, in the best traditions of network trolling, the network is buzzing, washing the bones of Babe), but also a subtle "like" towards the current English monarchy. I can assume that the abramich has certain difficulties in London, so he is engaged in "likes".
        ZY Sorry for the term "like". For me, you can just write "licking", but alas, "like" is already a well-established term in the Internet environment.
    5. xmike
      +17
      April 17 2012 10: 05
      Prince Harry on the Russian throne .......... The Jewelers hesitated am
      1. +10
        April 17 2012 10: 07
        I want to see Prince Harry Potter!
        Mr. BAB, organize!
    6. +24
      April 17 2012 10: 06
      There is no one to twist the Birch, no one to "curly" laughing break it.
      laughing laughing good
      1. +18
        April 17 2012 12: 45
        "Boriska for the kingdom ..." - crowds of people shouted in Berezovsky's sweet dreams.
    7. +13
      April 17 2012 10: 17
      * What is Boris Tsar? Borisku? Boriska to the kingdom ?!

      * Not your royal face. (Ivan Vasilievich changes his profession.)

      In my opinion, geopolitical constipation has occurred in the states, and in the Baobab, on the contrary, diarrhea.
    8. Vanek
      +6
      April 17 2012 10: 19
      United Kingdom. One of the inhabitants of London, namely Boris Berezovsky, is harassed by Solzhenitsyn's laurels. The question of how to equip Russia was asked not only by the famous Nobel laureate in literature - this question also worries Mr. Berezovsky. Only the writer Solzhenitsyn wrote on paper, and businessman Berezovsky scribbles on Facebook.

      This is just an excerpt from the article. What do I mean by this? Everything is extremely simple. One more information for thought. No more. So, in this passage there is one moment - "really cares about Mr. Berezovsky".

      How to understand this very "Mr."? Any ideas?
      1. +11
        April 17 2012 10: 26
        Vanya, what does it mean to understand, Mr.. Others do not live in London! Mr. ones alone.
      2. Sniper 1968
        +13
        April 17 2012 10: 26
        Vanek,
        +. Apparently, a typo. We wanted to write, Mr. VNA Berezovsky ... good lol Yes
        1. +6
          April 17 2012 13: 36
          Not necessarily a word with the letter "B" in the middle - variants are possible, for example, the well-known product No. 2, only the word is capacious and sonorous
      3. +5
        April 17 2012 11: 43
        Spring ... time to plant!
    9. Rusich
      +8
      April 17 2012 10: 24
      Homeland in DANGER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CaSfFvpSsc&context=C431b321ADvjVQa1PpcFMalHyURlw
      qcW9Uq0wsfSUzypqFZ2V4fRI =
      1. Vadim555
        +5
        April 17 2012 10: 44
        Quote: Rusich
        Rusich Today, 10:24 a new 1 Homeland in DANGER


        The terrible truth!
        You +
      2. +8
        April 17 2012 16: 16
        I looked, my heart sank, guys all hope for all of you, those for whom brotherhood, homeland, conscience and honor are still alive, you will save Russia, spread these ideas and our country will be immortal!
        1. Vadim555
          +3
          April 17 2012 17: 21
          How it all began.
          Homeland is in danger. Enemy at the Gates - Part 1
          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBZXRH8yl_g&feature=relmfu

          Rusich - I press your hand.
          drinks
        2. OSTAP BENDER
          +6
          April 17 2012 17: 28
          The Slovens are the only nation that really survived the genocide, they beat and beat her more than once, she stood up and destroyed the aggressor! Liquid Masons! Be afraid! Nothing will help you, we will live in spite of you! Is always! Until the end of centuries!
    10. +12
      April 17 2012 10: 28
      Berezovsky believes that it is time to restore the monarchy in Russia

      And I’m thinking why are there articles about the inevitability of the Empire lol

      Edward Limonov, having familiarized himself with the monarchical idea of ​​Berezovsky, instead of Prince Harry suggested other candidates for the post of monarch: Navalny or Ksenia Sobchak.
      Edik zhzhot! laughing Or maybe even Novodvorskaya? laughing
    11. +11
      April 17 2012 10: 29
      According to Interfax, Berezovsky believes that in Russia it is time to restore the monarchy. The author of the monarchist Russian idea openly shares his thoughts on Facebook:

      “The monarch returned to the throne will restore the interrupted connection of time and will become a symbol of the resurrection of Russia. Prince Harry, the youngest son of the English Prince Charles and Princess Diana, is one of the brightest symbols of the modern civilized world, a possible candidate. He has more Russian blood than the last Russian emperor Nicholas II, great-great-grandmother - Queen of the Hellenes Olga Konstantinovna from the House of Romanovs. A necessary condition for accession to the throne is perfect mastery of the Russian language. ”

      Great !!! For 150 years they fought with the Russian monarchy, declared it to be the most backward system, and now suddenly bam - and it turned out that this is the most perfect democracy))).
      Or all the same, democracy lies in something else - in the "Corporation Russia" and the receipt of state status by regional centers - "Russian President Navalny visited Nizhny Novgorod on an interstate visit" ... These are their goals. Thanks.
    12. +14
      April 17 2012 10: 39
      Quote: vorobey
      Eduard Limonov, familiarizing himself with the monarchical idea of ​​Berezovsky, instead of Prince Harry proposed other candidates for the post of monarch: Navalny or Ksenia Sobchak. http://topwar.ru/13514-geopoliticheskaya-mozaika-mitt-romni-reshil-otmenit-v-ssh
      a-ministerstvo-obrazovaniya-a-berezovskiy-uchredit-v-rossii-monarhiyu.html


      That’s who and Limonov openly beat Harry and Berezovsky (like enough of his own equivalent earplugs)
    13. +6
      April 17 2012 10: 59
      If we talk about the restoration of the monarchy in Russia, then not a traitor and a thief ...
    14. Scholarships
      +7
      April 17 2012 10: 59
      it's time to stop quoting the unfinished. let the saliva go.
    15. +7
      April 17 2012 11: 08
      Berezovsky at KOL is high time. Shm a ra ran like a rat and now the dog puffs!
    16. +6
      April 17 2012 11: 17
      The article is good, no doubt !!! But BAB just once I do not even want to comment! He's not worth it !!!
    17. +34
      April 17 2012 11: 36
      Iran

      And Vaska listens and eats

      Syria.

      And you friends don’t sit down, you’re not good at musicians

      Afghanistan

      Fresh tradition but hard to believe

      USA

      White horseradish black radish is not sweeter

      North Korea

      We are wet only horseradish stupid

      Transnistria

      Small packages but the roads

      United Kingdom
      To us for the morning pickle
      The Aglitz ambassador arrived
      Boris Abramych! Wrong sober leads to a long binge! You have to eat, you’re our birch beetroot!
      1. +8
        April 17 2012 11: 38
        Ascetic, you +++
        Author.
      2. Vanek
        +8
        April 17 2012 12: 00
        Stanislav. Good afternoon.

        Well, how not to smile smile You "+"
        1. +9
          April 17 2012 12: 49
          Good afternoon, Stanislav! Smiled in full, plus definitely! drinks
          1. OSTAP BENDER
            +9
            April 17 2012 14: 01
            Ascetic! You, as always, to the point !!!!
    18. maksman
      +8
      April 17 2012 12: 31
      BAB probably sits in London and thinks that everyone is waiting for him here, they believe that he will return and continue his good deeds here .. And only Putin hinders him in this. Of course, the elections were held with huge violations, because if they had been honest, we would probably have elected Nemtsov as president. Because all Russians think only of one thing - who will come and release Khodorkovsky and allow BAB to enter - we have no other concerns.
    19. +8
      April 17 2012 12: 42
      The author of the monarchist Russian idea openly shares his thoughts on Facebook:
      Wherever you look ... and don't ask yourself the question - "What happened and when was it done ... for the sake of others", the result will always be the same. That is why I, an involuntary anti-Semite!
    20. +8
      April 17 2012 12: 51
      wherever you look alone, here only Saakashvili is not enough for the crowd
      1. OSTAP BENDER
        +5
        April 17 2012 14: 04
        When these s ... are already silent! Read sickeningly, it seems to me they generally survived there from the brain !!!!
      2. 0
        April 19 2012 10: 22
        Well, yes, only who understands Georgian surnames - he knows for Saoshman’s moosha ... am
    21. Nymp
      +2
      April 17 2012 13: 43
      What does a British citizen care about the state structure of our country? They also forgot to ask him, and, as always, the Negro os nickname Edicek nodded a birch schiz! Maxim is right the nasty company!
    22. sergeant1973
      +6
      April 17 2012 13: 52
      Yeah, in the course of things, the BAB went completely
    23. +12
      April 17 2012 14: 48
      It’s a little off topic, there’s just no suitable news, but I’m eager to share it, I'm sorry, a military coup occurred in Qatar, some Qatari Abdel fled from the country !!! Either Churkin keeps his word, or something else, or a coincidence - what happened happened !!! fellow
      We are waiting for Qatar’s more loyal policy towards Russia, the rejection of gas ambitions and the weakening of terrorist pressure on Syria. That would have to deal with the Saudis, there was a topic !!! For the USSR, they still owe us.
      1. Nymp
        +9
        April 17 2012 14: 56
        Quote: aksakal
        For the USSR, they still owe us.
        Strongly agree "+"
    24. +7
      April 17 2012 15: 56
      The monarchy may not be a bad idea, but not from the lips of a birch tree. If he lived during the time of Mithridates VI Eupator, they would pour his throat with molten gold. A man who hates Russia is trying to talk about how to equip it. Anecdote.
    25. vladimir64ss
      +2
      April 17 2012 16: 22
      About Afghanistan - it's funny. But Obama seems like a quiet glander himself a second term will receive.
    26. sardukar15
      +2
      April 17 2012 16: 26
      BAB Burns !!!! laughing laughing laughing !!! There is nowhere funnier !!! The hunt is crying !!!!
    27. +1
      April 17 2012 17: 39
      and for what the education of the Americans it is still not good for them.
    28. Alef
      +7
      April 17 2012 17: 42
      Berezovsky to the ZONE! He will be there and the monarchy and Queen Elizabeth))
      1. Felix200970
        +4
        April 17 2012 19: 40
        Quote: Alef
        Berezovsky to the ZONE! He will be there and the monarchy and Queen Elizabeth))

        I clarify, will there be a monarchy there and HE Queen Elizabeth laughing
    29. Oleg0705
      +15
      April 17 2012 18: 50
      A new teacher comes to class:
      - My name is Abram Davidovich, I am a liberal. And now everyone get up in turn and introduce yourself as I do ...
      - My name is Masha, I'm a liberal ...
      - My name is Styopa, I am a liberal ...
      - Me Vovochka, I am a Stalinist.
      - Little Johnny, why are you a Stalinist ?!
      - My mother is a Stalinist, my dad is a Stalinist, my friends are Stalinists and I am also a Stalinist.
      “Little Vovochka, if your mom were a prostitute, your dad was a drug addict and your friends were you, who would you be then ?!”
      “Then I would be a liberal.”
    30. +5
      April 17 2012 18: 55
      Birch drove completely. Prince Harry to the Russian throne, but what about his knowledge of the Russian language? Maybe BAB has already taught him a few words, such as "vodka", karasho "and something like that. How will Harry pass this exam in Russian before ascending the throne? Probably, personally to Mr. Fursenko or some commission.
      1. Vadim555
        +3
        April 17 2012 19: 09
        Quote: Rashid
        Prince Harry to the Russian throne


        Maybe he meant Kasparov?
        BAB went completely off the "coils", but on the other hand, you can navigate well on it. BAB said, do the opposite and you won't make a mistake.
        But seriously, he is probably being prepared as a "sacrifice", like Litvinenko.
        Then there will be a stink to the whole world.
    31. Kamaz
      +2
      April 17 2012 20: 56
      In no case should Berezovsky be allowed not to enter the throne, not to the White House ...
      each subject receives a state status

      Yes, he’ll ruin the country worse than Yeltsin !!!!
    32. Coba
      0
      April 18 2012 00: 41
      We already have a succession to the throne (St. Petersburg). Aglitsky not Nagy.
    33. Nechai
      0
      April 18 2012 00: 42
      Quote: 755962
      BAB is an old puppeteer. More like a spider that is sensitive to the vibrations of its web.

      So he needed to shout except that he is bourgeois, and also that Albion is 100% full. Go, so as not to be issued on the Forefront.
      Quote: shifervals
      for example, the well-known product number 2, only the word capacious and sonorous

      The phrase "product No. 2 darned" is by no means an insult, but a characteristic of a poor, but neat person.
    34. Odinplys
      +1
      April 18 2012 01: 43
      First, let Maykifol be replaced by Harry .... practice ... one already pulled the roof ... and Harry I think will not be stronger ...
    35. +2
      April 18 2012 08: 38
      Berezovsky must be deported to the Russian Federation, to squeeze out all the looted money and shoot ..... so as not to 3,14z.del because of the hill !!!!!!

      this is at least !!!!!
    36. the USSR
      +1
      April 18 2012 11: 26
      Why the hell is he needed in Russia? Let him sit in London and bark from there. And if deported, then through Ukraine! We owe him a debt for the supply of oranges to Ukraine in 2004-2005. I would push these oranges to him in one place. And Yushchenko scum there. Cattle! We went over Ukraine and Russia as we could! Patriots pancake. American.
    37. Town Guard
      +1
      April 18 2012 20: 22
      "Oil and gas belong to the people, says Boris Abramovich"

      A very interesting point of view, especially from the mouth of the oligarch.
    38. 16
      16
      +1
      April 18 2012 23: 01
      romney will not work !!!!!!!!!! and Berezovsky I personally would have finished !!!!!!!!!
    39. dr. Mengele
      +1
      April 19 2012 22: 50
      wei! did monag'hyu? and what tsag'ya david al solomon?

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