In the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Ukraine create divisions of GAI for the Crimea

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Following the chairman of the Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine, Andrei Parubiy, who commissioned to draft a law on the creation of a free economic zone “Crimea”, another “wise” thought occurred to the head of the Ukrainian Ministry of Internal Affairs, Arsen Avakov. In summing up the results of the board of directors for 2017 a year, he said that the Ukrainian Ministry of the Interior would create patrol police units for the Crimea and Sevastopol.

In the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Ukraine create divisions of GAI for the Crimea




I saw some in my eyes here in some eyes and I want to say, yes, such units will be created. They will work in other areas until the Crimea is liberated from the invaders.
- he said.

According to the publication "112 Ukraine", the head of the National Police of Ukraine Sergey Knyazev said that the new formations will appear before the end of 2018. The deputy chief of the patrol police department, Aleksey Beloshchitsky, clarified that the units will work on international highways and stations adjacent to the border with the Crimea.

One of the Ukrainian publications commented on this initiative:

I also propose to create in the Ukrainian police special patrol forces for Moscow and other territories of Russia, which will work in other places until the point when the Ukrainian Armed Forces do not take the capital of Russia by storm and end the war that Kiev allegedly wages with the Russian Federation. Why? The logic is about the same
.

In fact, the intention to transfer the funds of the State Budget of Ukraine to the maintenance of imaginary "Crimean" and "Sevastopol" police bodies may mean a kind of clever scheme of avoiding tax or other reporting
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  1. +36
    27 January 2018 16: 43
    Gogol with his "Dead Souls" nervously smokes on the sidelines, Ukrainians annealed.
    1. +6
      27 January 2018 16: 44
      And why do we need Ukrainian traffic cops in Crimea if we cut our own? lol
      1. +8
        27 January 2018 17: 01
        Quote: siberalt
        And why do we need Ukrainian traffic cops in Crimea if we cut our own? lol

        That's why they create it.
        1. +9
          27 January 2018 17: 19
          Ukrainians have something to learn, even the Americans.
          This money laundering scheme has been muddied!
          good
          1. +6
            27 January 2018 17: 56
            They are funny, to create structures for what never will be, the country would at least be able to save, but it will not work.
            1. +7
              27 January 2018 20: 00
              Gogol with his "Dead Souls" nervously smokes on the sidelines, Ukrainians annealed.

            2. +3
              28 January 2018 20: 54
              Quote: cniza
              They are funny

              This cannot be taken away from them! Toward the close of the budget, to finish the elections in 2019, at the end of the year the first 10 lard payments on loans, the cubs are preparing for their "apartments" abroad. hi
              1. +2
                28 January 2018 21: 00
                Yes, by the principle - after us at least a flood.
          2. +2
            27 January 2018 22: 08
            Yes, even on equipment, training from the Americans will be asked.
            AA forgot about cars.
        2. +2
          27 January 2018 17: 35
          Quote: captain
          That's why they create it.

          With the same success they can create special squads for patrolling the Sun! They will become ...
        3. +8
          27 January 2018 17: 40
          Quote: captain
          Quote: siberalt
          And why do we need Ukrainian traffic cops in Crimea if we cut our own? lol

          That's why they create it.

          Yuri, if he leaves in one place, he will certainly come in another. Physics, mother of her nature.
          1. +7
            27 January 2018 17: 58
            They have other concerns now, let the story be remembered.

          2. +6
            27 January 2018 18: 51
            Quote: sabakina
            ... in one place it will, in another it will certainly come. Physics, mother of her nature.

            lol ... like two in "yellow-block" shirts
        4. +5
          27 January 2018 18: 11
          Now, they have everything except Crimea !!!
          1. +6
            27 January 2018 18: 51
            Quote: volodya
            Now, they have everything except Crimea !!!

            And Donbass ... Yes
            1. +3
              27 January 2018 19: 52
              Quote: Separ DNR
              Quote: volodya
              Now, they have everything except Crimea !!!

              And Donbass ... Yes

              Ukrainians themselves chose this road, and as Vysotsky said, “And at the end of that road, chopping block with axes!”
      2. +2
        27 January 2018 17: 02
        In the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Ukraine create divisions of GAI for the Crimea
        With the same success, you can create a similar unit to work on Venus. wassat, as well as space rangers to protect the galaxy from pirates and communists. wassat And what, Avakyan, I give the idea - the lunar police can steal more money !! laughing
        1. +9
          27 January 2018 17: 30
          Quote: Black
          And what, Avakyan, I give the idea - the lunar police can steal more money !!

          What ??? laughing
          1. +5
            27 January 2018 17: 44
            from that song ...

            1. +1
              28 January 2018 10: 24
              Ukram could not read Nosov's "Dunno on the Moon" in childhood. Such reading causes an irreparable shift in the independent brains. The treatment is useless.
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      3. +8
        27 January 2018 17: 03
        Well, just like the Ukrainian junta feed the parasites! They have a government of Crimea, but no law enforcement authorities ... More precisely, there wasn’t!
        Since they believe that their Crimea, then even pensions, salaries to state employees, they pay ... And they repair the roads!
        1. 0
          27 January 2018 17: 14
          Quote: Anarchist
          but there are no law enforcement officers ... More precisely, there wasn’t!

          ..not already there is a prosecutor’s office laughing, Lutsenko first comprehended how to cut down from Sukhoi suckers wassat
      4. +1
        27 January 2018 18: 39
        Tell me who is led!
        And in what strip club of Crimea will the headquarters of these handsome policemen be located? (I imagine what kind of nurses and teachers they prepare for the peninsula.) belay
        Skinte flyer in PM, who is in business.
    2. +2
      27 January 2018 16: 48
      Why dead? Under the guise of tourists they penetrate the territory of Crimea, take off a video recorder, and then send a receipt by mail.
      1. +7
        27 January 2018 16: 54
        It is also necessary to create a convoy company from the Russian Guard, to escort high-ranking Ukrainian ghouls to places not so remote.
        1. +2
          27 January 2018 17: 47
          Quote: ul_vitalii
          It is also necessary to create a convoy company from the Russian Guard, to escort high-ranking Ukrainian ghouls to places not so remote.

          better than a special detachment for sending to HELL, by placing the PMV bullet in the back of the head ...
          Mustache as in China ...
          1. 0
            28 January 2018 02: 58
            Yes, there is a video on how this is done in China, which is impressive, of course. there they shot a dozen prirono, in two. All dressed up as for a holiday, absolutely passionless, one peasant from the party apparatus, the rest are young beautiful girls. Most likely for drugs. ... a very radical treatment?
      2. +3
        27 January 2018 19: 00
        Quote: Evil543
        Why dead? Under the guise of tourists they penetrate the territory of Crimea, take off a video recorder, and then send a receipt by mail.

        Sorry, I didn’t understand you. Are you talking about fines?
        1. 0
          27 January 2018 20: 29
          Quote: sabakina
          Quote: Evil543
          Why dead? Under the guise of tourists they penetrate the territory of Crimea, take off a video recorder, and then send a receipt by mail.

          Sorry, I didn’t understand you. Are you talking about fines?

          Yeah, as they send us now, and they will palm off Crimeans as well, for good luck hi
    3. +21
      27 January 2018 16: 49
      They will work in other areas until Crimea is liberated from the invaders.

      Well, yes, whatever the child would amuse, if only he would not cry. laughing
      1. DDR
        +2
        27 January 2018 16: 55
        Quote: vlad66
        They will work in other areas until Crimea is liberated from the invaders.

        Is it up to retirement?
        1. 0
          27 January 2018 17: 00
          As they say neumnik richer in thought, so the Ukrainian "great" thinkers.
          1. +4
            27 January 2018 17: 05
            The next step is the traffic police for Mars. In the meantime, they will work in near-earth orbit, the speed limit will be controlled and the passage to prohibit signs over the territory of Ukraine.
            1. +7
              27 January 2018 17: 13
              Buddy hi , and what do you think, what the people of Ukraine think about this? How does he like these initiatives? The country is in poverty, and they spend money on empty and useless bureaucracy! Also, additional mouths are created, which will eat without a bitten budget of Ukraine!
              1. +6
                27 January 2018 17: 20
                The people of Ukraine? It is multifaceted. There are those who are yapping at Russia, and there are those who are sitting at home and waiting for someone to make a good life for them. But those who really think, now, are probably a rarity.
                My colleagues live in Dnepropetrovsk and Kharkov. And by nationality - Russians and Kazakhs. I am now an aggressor for them. And their country is in poverty only thanks to Russia. These are the thoughts there.
              2. +1
                27 January 2018 18: 04
                Quote: Anarchist
                Man, what do you think the people of Ukraine think about this?

                hi , Alexander.
                Sorry to interrupt. But (IMHO) the people of the former Ukraine (not infected with the Nazism virus) scratch their turnips, like us, and think: "why the heck is the bandura?". And in the Crimea at this time:

                And more:
                1. +1
                  28 January 2018 07: 20
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            2. +5
              27 January 2018 17: 57
              Quote: Stock Officer
              The next step is the traffic police for Mars. In the meantime, they will work in near-earth orbit, the speed limit will be controlled and the passage to prohibit signs over the territory of Ukraine.

              Lyosha, hi , the most shitty, if they will scoot behind the satellites with the "hair dryers". Try to prove, then you had the first space. and not the second ... And about the Khokhlyatsky DAI there are higher legends!
              1. +3
                27 January 2018 18: 06
                Hello, Glory! And the flight to the "brick" over Kiev? In general, there will be tin. They will also send demands to Russia about confiscation of the apparatus and putting it in a parking lot.
                By the way, except for jokes. They have already heard initiatives about the requirement of payment for the passage of spacecraft over the territory of Ukraine. So space traffic police are not such a ridiculous option.
        2. +2
          27 January 2018 17: 23
          Quote: DDR
          Quote: vlad66
          They will work in other areas until Crimea is liberated from the invaders.

          Is it up to retirement?

          They will not have a pension ...
          The personnel department of such a traffic police will also be "nomadic" ... laughing
        3. +5
          27 January 2018 17: 41
          Quote: DDR
          Is it up to retirement?

          to the end of life laughing
      2. +6
        27 January 2018 17: 04
        It would be better to attend to the creation of snowblowing battalions for our Arctic - to train in advance. For the same purposes, you can create a traffic police - Expensive Provision Service. Sooner or later we will have to recall the experience of the 40s - 50s - there are many candidates for a visit to places not so distant
        1. +6
          27 January 2018 17: 14
          They will lose their qualifications (ambushes, bribes). smile
          1. +8
            27 January 2018 17: 39
            Let cats train hi
    4. +1
      27 January 2018 22: 16
      No, but why, a sensible thought! And so that they do not deteriorate ahead of time, dig them at about a depth of 2,5-3 meters!
  2. +2
    27 January 2018 16: 44
    The Ostap Bunker case in Ukraine has taken on a statewide scale.
    1. +2
      27 January 2018 18: 09
      Quote: Evil543
      Evil543

      hi
      The funny thing is that you are right. Here the other day:

      "Business is business".
  3. +1
    27 January 2018 16: 49
    The Maidan of the brain is incurable and eternal, like the Black Sea dug by Ukrainians. Something they muddied obscene ... And about the galactic police - weak?
  4. 0
    27 January 2018 16: 49
    Next to them in the same department will be the head of the traffic police of the Washington region of Ukraine.
  5. +1
    27 January 2018 16: 52
    Ukrainians are such entertainers, always come up with something fun.
  6. +1
    27 January 2018 16: 53
    Nadis on Vesti FM heard that in Russia, bribery at the grassroots level has almost dropped by a third, and here you are. Did Avakov decide to spoil our statistics?
  7. 0
    27 January 2018 16: 55
    Just like all Ukrainian figures involved in this kind of ideas, there are not enough psychiatrists.
  8. +6
    27 January 2018 16: 55
    Looked at the photo. Thought a new series of the Police Academy staff in Kiev removed)))). Sergeant Mahoney (I do not remember the name of the actor) invite and you will be happy.
    1. 0
      27 January 2018 19: 32
      Similarly)))
  9. +3
    27 January 2018 17: 02
    I don’t even want to discuss another banderlog dope. In their moronism they are not exhaustible and they have no equal in this.
  10. 0
    27 January 2018 17: 06
    Wahahahahaha Pe * iki
  11. +4
    27 January 2018 17: 06
    And do ukrokrymsky police allowances on a common basis? In one, Ukraine has already surpassed Russia. We have not yet thought of such a way to “master” state money. And what's cool: a division of the Russian Guard in Paris.
  12. +1
    27 January 2018 17: 08
    But what ... let's let them go ... let them keep order ...
  13. 0
    27 January 2018 17: 09
    It seems that the authorities are concerned about where to attach the Tatar battalions or some other. To begin with, bring them to such structures, and then simply disband them as unnecessary. The topic is well-arranged, while one robbery is enough to liquidate the unit
  14. 0
    27 January 2018 17: 09
    well, let the girls come ... you can even in uniform ... it’s true to work .... uh, it is possible not according to the profile but ...
  15. +2
    27 January 2018 17: 10
    Office for catching sun bunnies.
  16. 0
    27 January 2018 17: 14
    The war has not yet killed all the fools in Ukraine
  17. 0
    27 January 2018 17: 18
    Khokh fishing has so much unnecessary money that they are ready to pay to a non-working unit)) peermoga, but yak)))
  18. +3
    27 January 2018 17: 20
    With such idiotic decisions and fantasies, the population is distracted from the real problems of life! At the same time, they are developing the theme of pseudo-patriotism — here we don’t forget about the peninsula, about the fact that without our orders people feel bad! And people hawala, yes believe! With the same success, they could build a cosmodrome in Poland! It doesn’t matter whether the Poles need it or not, the main thing is to shake the air! !!
    1. 0
      27 January 2018 17: 28
      Quote: Herkulesich
      With such idiotic decisions and fantasies, the population is distracted from the real problems of life!

      Learn from the Kremlin. Yes
  19. 0
    27 January 2018 17: 24
    It is clear that the CIA recommended it. In fact, nothing will happen, but this and similar stuffing in the west are very effective. Practical Guide "How to Work with Breakaway Territories"
  20. 0
    27 January 2018 17: 31
    Even the scope is small for Avakov. It is also possible in other Russian regions to create such Shutsman battalions-Kursk, Belgorod, Bryansk. What is it over there? Both Moscow and St. Petersburg. Mordor is afraid to keep. To squeeze out financing from the budget of Ukraine. Can you imagine? You submit to the vote in Parliament a document on the financing of the police in the city of St. Petersburg. laughing laughing
  21. 0
    27 January 2018 17: 40
    In the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Ukraine create divisions of GAI for the Crimea

    Freebie dudes will work. there probably all the "little ones" holding power and the oligarchs will send / write. To the question of the bosses “why they don’t work?”, One can always answer “no access to the workplace” and calmly continue to receive a salary and is registered as working in the right place for citizens. Yes laughing
  22. 0
    27 January 2018 17: 43
    For my whole life I have less noodles on my ears than Khokh-la for 4 years. smile
  23. +5
    27 January 2018 17: 45
    Veselukha !!! nothing more to say! laughing
  24. +1
    27 January 2018 18: 01
    Ah what! Maybe they will create Martian patrols fool Let them work, anywhere, before flying to Mars! laughing fool
  25. +1
    27 January 2018 18: 03
    Quote: Masya Masya
    Veselukha !!! nothing more to say! laughing

    Yes, ! Could not come up with anything else laughing
  26. +1
    27 January 2018 18: 13
    The next step will be to create a traffic police for the Earth satellite)))

    Moon - Tse Ukroina)))
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  28. 0
    27 January 2018 18: 49
    DB !!!! (with).............................
  29. 0
    27 January 2018 19: 08
    I look at this form and I think that they still have to open a bar - "blue oyster"
  30. +1
    27 January 2018 20: 05
    Svidomyoyanism stern and merciless
  31. +1
    27 January 2018 20: 41
    LUCKY Fighters WILL LIFE ALL LIFE WILL BE RECEIVED good
  32. 0
    27 January 2018 20: 41
    So what immediately is not for work in Moscow? It seems that they were going to get to Moscow and put a yellow-rag rag over the Kremlin?
    Well, or at least to work in the Kuban ...
  33. +1
    27 January 2018 20: 45
    Dumka gets richer!
  34. 0
    27 January 2018 22: 50
    Let them also create units for cleaning the streets and cleaning the sewer.
  35. +1
    28 January 2018 02: 54
    The prosecutor’s office for the “Crimea” has already been created, the administration for the “Crimea” has already been created ... it remains to create somewhere near the new location of the Maidan and the “Crimea” itself ... for the ignorant - the constantly operating Maidan is alive! all this bomberman with the inhabitants was neatly transferred during the reign of Poproshenko to a petunia in the area of ​​a dump in Khortitsa.
    1. +2
      28 January 2018 03: 27
      ... yes, ukrokly are rich in thought, while constantly stealing the remnants of the budget ... laughing
    2. +1
      28 January 2018 09: 58
      Yeah, at the first attempt at negotiations, when Pedalik said that it’s worthless to plant a bomber in the center of the European capital - his "protesters" squeezed the mobile with the words "You will buy it yourself."
  36. +2
    28 January 2018 03: 26
    ... yet another topic for cutting dough ... wassat ... by the way, on the Moon and Mars there are still no ukrokaklah, you can also beat grannies under this brand ... laughing lol
  37. 0
    28 January 2018 07: 20
    In fact, the intention to transfer the funds of the State Budget of Ukraine to the maintenance of imaginary "Crimean" and "Sevastopol" police bodies may mean a kind of clever scheme of avoiding tax or other reporting

    In the 19th year, the elections are gathering the black box office.
    1. 0
      28 January 2018 09: 59
      After the next “jerk-off,” the “BPP barn book” will pop up, just as the “PR barn book” has surfaced.
  38. 0
    28 January 2018 07: 44
    Automated traffic control systems, unmanned vehicles and electronic car inspectors are unlikely to ever need help from people unfamiliar with modern information technologies, future technologies, and managing only their wand, and even that is bad.
  39. +1
    28 January 2018 08: 51
    In the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Ukraine create divisions of GAI for the Crimea

    Ha! So they were created back in 1984! Here ...
    1. 0
      29 January 2018 01: 13
      Form ala "police academy" inserts better quality "bumps" it's time to ban the country of the supplier of virtual dope stop
  40. 0
    28 January 2018 09: 31
    And why not create the police in New York or Beijing? wink
  41. 0
    28 January 2018 09: 43
    And it will cost, well, very expensive! Look hard at Avakyan with the dough! lol
  42. 0
    28 January 2018 10: 16
    Quote: Separ DNR
    Quote: volodya
    Now, they have everything except Crimea !!!

    And Donbass ... Yes

    From "dead donkey ears, get from Pushkin, Alexander Sergeyevich." DNR "gayts" competition will not tolerate. By the way, all polite "to diarrhea." soldier Many have perished over the years. Respectfully their service, they "correspond." In the DPR, everyone is “polite,” for which I love Donetsk !!!
  43. 0
    28 January 2018 10: 55
    These are phantom pains or, most likely, they will cut the budget.
  44. 0
    28 January 2018 11: 29
    With the same success, Ukraine can create units of the Ministry of Internal Affairs to serve on Pluto ...
  45. 0
    28 January 2018 12: 29
    A classic of the genre .. And you can also mold the structure of the Ministry of Emergencies, ambulance, social and tax services for the Crimea ... The main thing is that your personal pocket does not burst and your face does not crack ..
  46. 0
    28 January 2018 13: 33
    In the middle, for some reason, spread its legs, why is it? Apparently the crop failure on the melons will be on.
  47. 0
    28 January 2018 17: 07
    And that there are already policemen, it remains somewhere in the Carpathians to open the new peninsula of Crimea and order! laughing
  48. -1
    28 January 2018 21: 10
    The ingenious scheme was invented! Brothers, appoint me Governor of Alaska ... you certainly will not regret it! We’ll stick out our representative to the Federation Council, we’ll knock out the development budget .. We’ll heal!
  49. 0
    29 January 2018 01: 32
    Invite more Ukrainian journalists to the Crimea and western and from the USA — and let them in Crimea — do a video poll of Crimeans — that they are glad that they returned to Russia Russian Orthodox Christian, to Russian Orthodox Christians, home. And that they themselves voted for the entry of Crimea into Russia Russian Orthodox Christian-home.
    And let these bandlogs be posted on the Internet by both American and Western journalists. And they admire them. And you show such news and videos both on television and on the Internet. And put the date on the rollers and write where these places are in Crimea-streets - so that these Banderas and Natsiks and Westerners in Ukraine and in the USA and in the West would bite their elbows, and then so that they would throw cold sweat) .And abroad, in the West and in the USA. The United States and the West in Crimea and in real time drive and let them go around the Crimea and take a video — how they Crimeans — chew and explain that they are glad that they returned to Russia Russian Orthodox Christian, to Russian Orthodox Christians, home. that they themselves, voluntarily and at their own will and of their own free will, voted for the entry of Crimea into Russian Russian Orthodox Christian home in 2014, and poke their faces in it always and constantly.
    It will be a very good formation of them every time before the fact. Until they (Bander and Natsik Ukrainian and Westerners and the USA and the West) will not throw cold sweat and they do not realize the truth and truth, that Crimea and Crimeans, the people of Crimea, are glad they returned to Russian Orthodox Christian Russia, to Russian Orthodox Christians, home. And that they themselves voted for Crimea to become part of Russian Orthodox Christian Russia-home. Of their own free will, of their own free will and their own free will, desire, will.
  50. -1
    29 January 2018 04: 22
    Quote: Belarus is Russia
    So far, they (Bander and Natsik Ukrainian and Westerners and the United States and the West) will not throw cold sweat and they do not realize the truth and truth

    Are you serious? Try to convince any "Napoleon" in the Ukrainian insane asylum that he is not a Bonapartist-Napoleon, but a biscuit cake - Napoleon ... and then you yourself will realize the joy of knowing the truth and truth!
    To treat idiots is only torture.
  51. 0
    29 January 2018 06: 12
    This is how they will run around the border.

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