So, what about the Central European country, without which, until recently, I could not be happy and, most importantly, the entire Western world and every European developed, waking up, first of all, I thought: “What did I do for Ukraine today? "And was unable to swallow a traditional French croissant with traditional Viennese coffee to the music of Mozart or Beethoven, until he found the answer to this burning question?
And there was some incomprehensible and incomprehensible in the head of every enlightened Ukrainians (and, as we know, all Ukrainians, these are the most enlightened people on the planet - modern svidomye historians will not lie) transformation. It seems to be - and the money is there, but they, as if - no! As one of my youthful comrades said: “ProMbleme!”. Just like Winnie the Pooh, who puzzled over the task - a pot and honey. The whole Ukrainian “elite”, scraped up on the village bottom and on the Nazi gatherings, washed off from her own urine, dressed up, is trying to solve this “issue” (because the cursed “Golden Eagle” on the Maidan last ripped off (sometimes!) Gavriluk lied will not give) and released into the aviary called VRU (Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine). But the tools in this "elita" is not very much. More precisely - no, except how to make a mournful face, stretch your hand in front of you with your palm up (it is better to have two, so that your hand was with a shovel) and memorized to say the phrase Kisa Vorobyaninova about six hungry days. Until some time, stingy European politicians were still dumping some sums in these previously substituted hands in the hope of getting the same kind of benefits, but they suddenly realized that the Ukrainian Kisa-Poroshenko was just as common-telled as suckers. It turns out that under the chewed, curvy jacket “the harant of the Ukrainian constitution” hides the billionth personal fortune, and the mournful expression on his face is from a nagging hangover.
And here, already European, the elitist, angrily and annoyed, began to bring a rather hohlyatsky blow to Poroshenko’s nose and put additional conditions on this nose, while articulating but not saying aloud the word “nah ...”. The conditions, frankly speaking, are contrary to Petro Olesiyovich's ideas of justice and at the very beginning he was even discouraged, but, having well estimated the “dance” to his lips, decided to accept “even a devil of a bald one”, but to give the country exhausted in the struggle with the virtual aggressor, some, but a breather. Well, what would you do when the EU official, and specifically Ambassador Hüug Mingarelli, looking with cold, bureaucratic eyes directly into the naive eyes of the Young European-European community, giving an interview to the Focus magazine in Kiev, said that Brussels was not against independence or “gidnosti” "Ukrainians, but:
“At the latest Eastern Partnership Summit, President Poroshenko told President Juncker that Ukraine would like to receive a new package of macro-financial assistance. This application is being studied by the European Commission. If a positive decision is made and if it is supported by the Council of Europe and the European Parliament, then the European Commission will begin to discuss specific conditions with Ukraine. In any case, it will take months. Without Ukraine’s implementation of the program of cooperation with the IMF, it’s not worthwhile to count on EU assistance ”,
Those. - To the question: “Can I have chairs first, and then money?” Mingarelia ingenuously replied: “Of course you can! But the money - go ahead! ”, Thus indicating the already familiar direction to the Ukrainians.
Okay, drove this annoying episode. The EU official, of course, did not do the right thing, expressing the complete subordination of the will of the independent nenki to the will of Brussels. Maybe in other European corridors of power waiting for the Ukrainians fraternal embrace of the Old European? Of course ... They are waiting to give a friendly hug by the shoulders, deploy from the door of the meeting and correctly ask not to interfere with making decisions to adult uncles. It is good that the pendal was not outfitted when the Ukrainian representatives attempted to infiltrate the meeting on the situation on the topic “How do we convince Russia to return to PACE and take money for the fee with it?”. Of course, the Ukrainian delegates in holy anger tried to break through to an open meeting, but they were told that this issue would be resolved without them and, in general, “you did not stand here.” It goes without saying that the Ukrainian patriots could not but be indignant at such an attitude and they poured whole streams of liquid anger in all kinds of bloks and postures, but Brussels is no stranger to sending rogue in well-known directions - again: “nah ..” and more inconsiderate .
But Western politicians cherish their face and reputation, and they would have lost that face if they had not poured a volume tub of compliments on the head of Yogo Vysokovazhnosti from Square. And for such authority it suffices only to a politician, in the political weight of an equal Poroshenko. Of course this is Donald Trump! And for Donald - not rusted. Almost a month before the start of the Davos economic forum, Klimkin said that the meeting between Poroshenko and Trump on the forum’s “fields” is a matter of course. All sorts of bloggers and others who wished to show their respect to a highly significant person - the President of Ukraine - have taken this in unison. A couple of weeks before the forum, they all voted amicably with metal confidence that Trump was eager to meet with Poroshenko and he could not hide from the fraternal embrace of the baggy but terribly sympathetic head of the ancient Sumerian state. Although the press service of Trump and tried to refute these rumors, but who will listen to them! Klimkin said that the meeting to be, therefore - be kind - carry the money with you because, in a different way, Peter Oleksiysovych cannot speak with you. This meeting was announced as a “mega-important event” by one Ponomarem! But - it did not work out. Or maybe Donald just didn’t have pocket money to support the economy of a powerful, young European state, and he gracefully declined to embrace, sending an apology through Tillerson.
Is Petr Alekseyevich upset by this trifle? Yes, no zhist! And he, of course, was not upset, and even thanked everyone many times for their support and understanding, he strained at the cameras, urged everyone to create a coalition against Russia and went to reign-state "his people", as he called his lackeys in one of the Davos interviews. It seems to me that the meetings were held in an atmosphere of friendly and complete mutual understanding and Poroshenko’s Davos counterparts, to whom he habitually came for money, with relief, looking him in the back, wished him a good journey. Good riddance, dear pran Pazydant!