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Lithuanian Cabinet of Ministers plans to change the Soviet order of accumulation of food state reserves

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The Lithuanian government intends to change the order of accumulation by the state of the food reserve, intended in case of war or emergency situations. Some members of the Seym declare that, as a member of the European Union, Lithuania continues to accumulate state reserves according to the principles of the Soviet Union. They propose to reform the formation of food stocks according to NATO standards.


Lithuanian Cabinet of Ministers plans to change the Soviet order of accumulation of food state reserves


Advisor to Prime Minister Arnoldas Pikžirnis told BNS that the government intends to carry out such a reform in the coming year.

We believe that it is necessary to revise the very procedure for the formation of (food stock). In the coming year, it is planned to revise it according to current needs and standards.
- said A. Pikzhirnis after a closed meeting of the Seimas Audit Committee.

At this meeting, a report of the state audit on the readiness of the state, municipalities and enterprises to the defense of the state was considered. A member of the Audit Committee Naglis Puteikis argues that parliamentarians were outraged by the "huge disorder existing in this state reserve."

Lithuania joined the EU, and the food reserve remained in the Soviet Union (...) I cannot detail it, because there are secret marks on the document, but I wanted to laugh and cry - some sort of criteria for the accumulation of stocks of Stalin times. Department of Agriculture fell asleep at 1953-1956's
- said V. Puteikis.

He noted that it is necessary to essentially reform the accumulation of the state reserve and revise it according to NATO standards.

According to the law on state reserves, information about it is classified. According to BNS, more than ten million euros are spent annually on the accumulation of food stocks in Lithuania alone.
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  1. Thrall
    Thrall 13 January 2018 12: 11
    14
    And flushing the water in the Lithuanian toilets is also necessary according to NATO standards.
    Not 9 liters, as in the USSR, but 6.
    1. Starover_Z
      Starover_Z 13 January 2018 12: 17
      +9
      Naglis Puteikis, a member of the Audit Committee, argues that parliamentarians were outraged by the "huge mess in this state reserve."

      Are parliamentarians outraged that their raking hands have not yet reached the state reserve warehouses?
      Not surprisingly, at such a cost, how much good is there and updated, and all by them!
      Oh no no no ! No way!
      1. Going
        Going 13 January 2018 13: 02
        +4
        Boring them, nothing more to do.
    2. Vanin
      Vanin 13 January 2018 12: 30
      +5
      Quote: Thrall
      And flushing the water in the Lithuanian toilets is also necessary according to NATO standards.
      Not 9 liters, as in the USSR, but 6.

      Where does such knowledge come from? .))) I don’t think water, how much it pours Walk for a walk so he he fellow
      1. Thrall
        Thrall 13 January 2018 12: 42
        +7
        So the USSR could afford not to save on food and means of removing its derivatives smile
      2. Igor V
        Igor V 13 January 2018 13: 01
        16
        In the USSR, there was GOST, which determined the capacity of a compact toilet bowl. I don’t remember exactly, but somewhere around 8-9 liters. At our enterprise, we made molds for the tank and all components, as consumer goods (consumer goods), that is, unplanned products. They were willingly taken by the construction organizations of the city. Everything would be fine, but suddenly the Gosstandart commission arrived, found that the capacity of our tank is less than GOST, and the question was about stopping the whole plant, although there was a violation of consumer goods. I had to urgently redo the mold! smile
        On many GOSTs there was an inscription: "non-compliance with GOST is prosecuted by law"! smile
        1. jjj
          jjj 13 January 2018 13: 36
          +5
          In Europe, it is 6 liters - the norm that they wanted to reduce yet. To do this, changed the design of the toilet. Recall the Soviet toilet. His bowel movements first fell on a horizontal “shelf”, from which they were washed off by a stream of water. Then there were toilet bowls in which the stool appeared immediately in the "mouth". Less water had already gone to the flush. And then there were toilets, where the "mouth" of a smaller diameter. Very little water was consumed. But for some reason you rarely see such toilets in our stores.

          1. Old toilet bowl (soviet)


          2. Economy type toilet bowl
          1. LSA57
            LSA57 13 January 2018 13: 48
            +5
            Quote: jjj
            2. Economy type toilet bowl

            the latest development of our .... shhhh, secret! laughing
          2. Igor V
            Igor V 13 January 2018 13: 50
            +1
            In our (Kaliningrad) stores you can find everything. My brother-in-law's father, an elderly man, when a toilet change was required, chose an inexpensive but pretty one. It turned out - Chinese and made under the Chinese, low. And this elderly man, tall and slender himself, is now tormented, cannot sit on him. I now warn everyone if the conversation comes, measure the height before buying. smile
          3. SHURUM -BURUM
            SHURUM -BURUM 13 January 2018 14: 14
            13
            Recall the Soviet toilet. His bowel movements first hit the horizontal “shelf”,
            And in the European, the waste flopped right into the puddle and all the spray flies in the opposite direction. It remains only to wipe clean around the perimeter))). It was only at the end of last year that this topic was discussed in the OBI supermarket, there was already a crowd of onlookers between me and the seller, and the whole crowd was gargling together, imagining the process.
          4. Pereira
            Pereira 13 January 2018 14: 39
            +7
            A curious topic.
            There is a third type of toilet with an inclined shelf, along which the product moves out like a ship when launched.
          5. Dedall
            Dedall 13 January 2018 18: 43
            +9
            Geyropeysky type now in our stores often sell. For some reason they are cheaper and therefore, in hotels and hospitals for some reason they put them. As a result, when you "sit down on the track", digestion products plop down into the water and the fountains of this happy user are washed out of fountains. So not only water, but also toilet paper is saved. Unfortunately, this is a laugh through tears.
    3. lis-ik
      lis-ik 13 January 2018 13: 08
      +1
      Quote: Thrall
      And flushing the water in the Lithuanian toilets is also necessary according to NATO standards.
      Not 9 liters, as in the USSR, but 6.

      If there is half a cup in the tank, we wash off only the poop!
      1. marlin1203
        marlin1203 13 January 2018 13: 19
        0
        Take everything away and share! ..
        1. Andrey Yuryevich
          Andrey Yuryevich 13 January 2018 17: 18
          +2
          Lithuanian Cabinet of Ministers plans to change the Soviet order of accumulation of food state reserves
          I understood this: fuck "beef stew B / C" - give sprats ...
  2. 210ox
    210ox 13 January 2018 12: 13
    +3
    I am surprised that there is something else left of the USSR ..
    1. Thrall
      Thrall 13 January 2018 12: 15
      13
      Quote: 210ox
      I am surprised that there is something else left of the USSR ..

      Envy, anger, an inferiority complex and a presidency with low social responsibility smile
      1. 210ox
        210ox 13 January 2018 12: 28
        +6
        Well, this "good" is not from the Soviet Union ... They are ... homegrown.
        Quote: Thrall
        Quote: 210ox
        I am surprised that there is something else left of the USSR ..

        Envy, anger, an inferiority complex and a presidency with low social responsibility smile
        1. Thrall
          Thrall 13 January 2018 12: 43
          0
          More likely because smile
        2. Monarchist
          Monarchist 13 January 2018 12: 55
          +2
          Dear OKV,; "envy, anger and inferiority complex ,," * is a gift from Satan when the serpent tempter beat ancestor Eve to steal an apple (he watched S. Obraztsov’s puppet theater “Adam and Eve” in his childhood and it was there), he previously spat on an apple. So this is what Satan is still coming
      2. Vanin
        Vanin 13 January 2018 12: 34
        +5
        Quote: Thrall
        Quote: 210ox
        I am surprised that there is something else left of the USSR ..

        Envy, anger, an inferiority complex and a presidency with low social responsibility smile

        It's in their blood .. I remember their evil looks. since childhood!
        Now everything will be different, we have capitalism in Russia and these will bow to us .. We will come to them, but in a different capacity! (I’ll definitely come, specially ..)
      3. LSA57
        LSA57 13 January 2018 12: 48
        +2
        Quote: Thrall
        Envy, anger, an inferiority complex and a presidency with low social responsibility

        last in the USSR smile
        1. 210ox
          210ox 13 January 2018 13: 03
          +5
          Like sex ... wassat
          Quote: LSA57
          Quote: Thrall
          Envy, anger, an inferiority complex and a presidency with low social responsibility

          last in the USSR smile
          1. LSA57
            LSA57 13 January 2018 13: 33
            +1
            Quote: 210ox
            last in the USSR

            I'm talking about the president. there was no such post
            1. Thrall
              Thrall 13 January 2018 13: 48
              0
              But what about the foreign exchange Komsomol Dahl? smile
              1. LSA57
                LSA57 13 January 2018 14: 33
                +1
                Quote: Thrall
                But what about the foreign exchange Komsomol Dahl?

                Dalia in the USSR president? belay right now Gorbychev taxis there? belay figase laughing
            2. 210ox
              210ox 13 January 2018 13: 50
              +1
              And tagged? Ugh, I had to remember ..
              Quote: LSA57
              Quote: 210ox
              last in the USSR

              I'm talking about the president. there was no such post
              1. LSA57
                LSA57 13 January 2018 14: 34
                +2
                Quote: 210ox
                I'm talking about the president. there was no such post

                well, don't be foolish. well, you see, what I said about the president of Lithuania
    2. Orionvit
      Orionvit 13 January 2018 15: 12
      0
      Quote: 210ox
      I am surprised that there is something else left of the USSR ..

      Tricky balts are crafted. The whole message is that "data on the state reserve" is classified. But it says right there
      Lithuania joined the EU, and the food reserve remained in the Soviet Union
      Weep again before the European Union about how poor they are and that the totalitarian Mordor, after the collapse, left them "poor" and "naked." By the way, another "reason" to demand compensation from Russia, now for the "food reserve". wink
    3. Rus86
      Rus86 15 January 2018 07: 41
      0
      They got to the heritage for a long time. those traces of "occupation"
  3. Alexander 3
    Alexander 3 13 January 2018 12: 15
    +1
    Sharikov would tell them, We must take and share everything.
  4. Smog
    Smog 13 January 2018 12: 16
    +7
    How!? Does the Baltic tigggrrrrrr still apply the Soviet procedure for accumulating the state food reserve? I do not believe!!!!!! Can not be!!!!! Urgent fix !! Give NATO standards !!!!!! Coca-Cola and rye chips !!!!!! Well, to the heap you can also blow up the state reserve warehouses. They are saturated with the Russian spirit ........
    1. bouncyhunter
      bouncyhunter 13 January 2018 12: 29
      +6
      Kostya, greetings and with the upcoming !!! soldier drinks
      Quote: Smog
      Coca-Cola and rye chips !!!

      What about condoms? repeat
      1. Smog
        Smog 13 January 2018 12: 34
        +5
        Quote: bouncyhunter
        What about condoms?

        Pasha! After cola? Preziki? Transgender ???? What the hell? Toko diapers ......
        Uraaaaaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!!
        1. bouncyhunter
          bouncyhunter 13 January 2018 13: 00
          +4
          So it is - instead of chewing gum. lol
          1. Going
            Going 13 January 2018 13: 04
            +6
            The main thing is not to forget diapers and cut down a memo on each tree.
            1. Smog
              Smog 13 January 2018 13: 11
              +3
              Quote: Going
              cut a memo on each tree.

              Vitya! Be healthy! drinks soldier Better on the forehead !!!!!!!
              1. Going
                Going 13 January 2018 15: 42
                +4
                Greetings Kostya! hi laughing , so I say on a wooden forehead. lol
          2. Smog
            Smog 13 January 2018 13: 10
            +2
            Quote: bouncyhunter
            instead of chewing gum

            With taste ..... kulubnichki ..... heh heh heh ..... ??????? lol
            1. bouncyhunter
              bouncyhunter 13 January 2018 13: 14
              +3
              Will manage! Tasteful of mustard and red pepper! good
              1. Going
                Going 13 January 2018 15: 43
                +3
                Nothing will help them, they are dying out, but it seems that they have not yet reached them or they do not care.
            2. LSA57
              LSA57 13 January 2018 13: 56
              +2
              Quote: Smog
              With taste ..... kulubnichki ..... heh, heh, heh ....

              it was about 15 years ago. at work brings me a friend, a young guy, a tape recorder. has broken. I disassembled, torn passik. go say buy a condom. from the rim a beautiful passik turns out. brings imported. I take the scissors and cut the bezel. that already scream
              -what are you doing?
              - I’m repairing a tape recorder
              -I thought to you for business, I bought the most expensive one, with the smell of apples
              indeed, it smelled of apples in the room for several days
      2. LSA57
        LSA57 13 January 2018 12: 53
        +3
        Quote: bouncyhunter
        What about condoms?

        and diapers repeat
        1. bouncyhunter
          bouncyhunter 13 January 2018 13: 01
          +3
          And let diapers buy for themselves, or instead of tobacco allowance. wassat
          1. LSA57
            LSA57 13 January 2018 13: 35
            +3
            Quote: bouncyhunter
            And let diapers buy for themselves, or instead of tobacco allowance.

            and warm toilets ????? belay
            defense dropped wassat
            1. Alexander 3
              Alexander 3 13 January 2018 13: 41
              +2
              Recently I read that a prostitute choked on a condom and died. Probably tried their dry share. Probably overdue.
              1. LSA57
                LSA57 13 January 2018 14: 35
                +2
                Quote: Alexander 3
                Probably tried them dry share. Probably was overdue.

                most likely used wassat
  5. bald
    bald 13 January 2018 12: 17
    +3
    There is no limit to squalor (it turns out there is a scale). Reform by any standards - this will not increase the grub.
  6. Hurricane70
    Hurricane70 13 January 2018 12: 23
    +6
    Cancel Soviet? Well ... Well, that’s what, and with a strategic supply we had strictly ... Better carcass with bread than peanut butter with jam ... Still, a strategic supply, and not a warehouse of perfumed rear-wheel drive ... IMHO
    1. lis-ik
      lis-ik 13 January 2018 13: 11
      0
      Quote: Hurricane70
      Cancel Soviet? Well ... Well, that’s what, and with a strategic supply we had strictly ... Better carcass with bread than peanut butter with jam ... Still, a strategic supply, and not a warehouse of perfumed rear-wheel drive ... IMHO

      Under the USSR, stewed meat from the State Reserve (when the deadlines came) went to stores, and a new one was brought into the reserve.
      1. LSA57
        LSA57 13 January 2018 13: 37
        +1
        Quote: lis-ik
        When the USSR, the stew from the State Reserve entered stores

        and not just to the shops. I served in the SA in the mid 70s, we were also given 50 stewed stew
  7. Herculesic
    Herculesic 13 January 2018 12: 24
    +2
    Still not all Soviet legacy eliminated? negative Draw conclusions, narrow-minded, I wanted to write even more rudely, restrained myself with difficulty!
  8. Maksim_ms
    Maksim_ms 13 January 2018 12: 24
    +1
    Of course, there are no diapers and colas by Soviet standards in reserve, but suddenly a war.
    1. Nyrobsky
      Nyrobsky 13 January 2018 12: 52
      +4
      Quote: Maksim_ms
      Of course, there are no diapers and colas by Soviet standards in reserve, but suddenly a war.

      But according to the NATO standard, nothing is needed for non-states, because in NATO plans the population of these countries is listed in the column - "collateral losses".
  9. Hurricane70
    Hurricane70 13 January 2018 12: 25
    +1
    Quote: bald
    There is no limit to squalor (it turns out there is a scale). Reform by any standards - this will not increase the grub.

    It will be cheaper - everything is genome-modified, without animal fats, on surrogates ... But they will rest faster at times!
  10. Sands Careers General
    Sands Careers General 13 January 2018 12: 27
    +3
    Just the same criteria for the accumulation of reserves of the Stalin era were excellent, some of the best in the world.

    A tribaltika will soon fart by NATO standards.
  11. 1536
    1536 13 January 2018 12: 30
    0
    After this decision, these balts will finally get hungry and climb across the border to rob the border regions of Russia. And the NATO troops occupying the Baltic states will not prevent this.
  12. Dzafdet
    Dzafdet 13 January 2018 12: 37
    0
    Quote: VANIN
    Quote: Thrall
    And flushing the water in the Lithuanian toilets is also necessary according to NATO standards.
    Not 9 liters, as in the USSR, but 6.

    Where does such knowledge come from? .))) I don’t think water, how much it pours Walk for a walk so he he fellow

    Is the volume of the tank weak? laughing tongue wassat
  13. Strashila
    Strashila 13 January 2018 12: 39
    0
    Ate the rest of the reserves from the USSR ... the time has come to discover new reserves ... you can see the quality of the "new" not a fountain ... compared to the era of the USSR, we don’t want to eat it ourselves ... so we decided to spend money on a byak.
  14. Fedorov
    Fedorov 13 January 2018 12: 42
    +1
    I think so recourse why the population "melts" every year.
    Apparently they do not believe in state reserves - they are fleeing. Stalin damn blame.
    Fucking pads am
    But we are sorry there, it’s hard for them there.
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  16. Monarchist
    Monarchist 13 January 2018 13: 00
    +3
    Comrades, Happy New Year! Only in Russia are two New Years celebrated, and why? And because we are cheerful people: work like this with a song, walk like that with all our heart
    1. sabakina
      sabakina 13 January 2018 14: 41
      +4
      Namesake, where does the people? Just the New Year takes things from the Old New Year. As it ends on January 13 to transmit, so we see him off. This is not their Santa, who secretly (!) Comes for one day to smell someone else's socks and devour and "get drunk" for free! And we have everything according to God!
  17. Prisoner
    Prisoner 13 January 2018 13: 12
    +1
    Looks like the Soviet gut is already thin. They will accumulate not for everyone, but for the elite.
  18. Smog
    Smog 13 January 2018 13: 12
    +1
    Quote: bouncyhunter
    instead of tobacco

    How cruel you are !!!!!!! Horror !!!!
  19. Terenin
    Terenin 13 January 2018 13: 16
    +5
    The Cabinet of Ministers of Lithuania plans to change the Soviet order of accumulation of the state food reserve ... Well, this is a wording for the EU, and in Russian it sounds like this: gobble up everything Soviet and ask for everything German yes
  20. Langf
    Langf 13 January 2018 13: 16
    0
    More flavors, lollipop, polythene rice from China. Still minus, remove from rations, potential "unpatriots" of Lithuania, suspiciously sympathizing with sanity and not believing in tomorrow's "occupation". Another minus thousands of under-citizens declared in the current progressive and enlightened age (affectionately tolerant from the Nazi "untermensch") ... In general, you don’t have to rely on everyone - people are adults, something like that in case of a flood, like a pole change . We’ll all be there, and therefore it’s enough to save a hundred or two, so that, so to speak, from the ashes, so that the color and wealth of the nation. It’s good simple, they’ll rest in the grave, but then work, live for the good. In general, everything is honest as always.
  21. Smog
    Smog 13 January 2018 13: 45
    +1
    Quote: Alexander 3
    Probably was overdue.

    I was not satisfied ............
  22. Polite Moose
    Polite Moose 13 January 2018 13: 48
    +2
    Lithuanian Cabinet of Ministers plans to change the Soviet order of accumulation of food state reserves

    They offer to devour everything, or what?
  23. Dormidont
    Dormidont 13 January 2018 14: 06
    0
    They will switch to preserving the obedki from the master's table
  24. Conductor
    Conductor 13 January 2018 14: 09
    0
    The calculation of the state reserve was made out of necessities, and not all there, Europuts. Somehow, it is hardly believed that Germany, too, will allow Mlado Pribov to determine the limit of the state reserve.
  25. Alex-a832
    Alex-a832 13 January 2018 14: 13
    +1
    It seems that it became unprofitable for them to keep the state reserve according to the standards of the USSR, and it is not bad to weld on the liquidation and refreshment of the Russian reserve when switching to the new standard. Yes, and the population has reduced, but to call it, as a reason - not politically.
  26. Lexus
    Lexus 13 January 2018 14: 15
    +1
    Lithuanian Cabinet of Ministers plans to change the Soviet order of accumulation of food state reserves

    Probably, Chamber 404 decided to share its "experience".
  27. sabakina
    sabakina 13 January 2018 14: 31
    +2
    revise it to NATO standards.

    The article is a minus already because they did not write how NATO makes a state food reserve! We set along, and they across?
  28. Piramidon
    Piramidon 13 January 2018 14: 33
    +1
    Nuacho? Sprat they now have the SEA. Let expired.
    1. Going
      Going 13 January 2018 15: 46
      +3
      Quote: Piramidon
      Let expired.


      This is the WMD.
  29. HMR333
    HMR333 13 January 2018 14: 47
    0
    comedians, where does Stalin or the USSR come about?))) This is an economic calculation of reserves calculated on the need, if something happens! and the essence of such statements is that they want to plunder half of the reserves under the pretext of reform))) classic! because what the EU figures are different or are written otherwise)))
  30. Evgenijus
    Evgenijus 13 January 2018 15: 36
    +1
    I think that it is about the interest of various structures of Lithuania to establish their business in this area. Laughing can raise the leadership of these reserves, and not their "Soviet" system. The Soviet system of state reserves showed its effectiveness during the Second World War. If it were not for this system, the loss of the grain field of Ukraine in the first year of the war would be a disaster for the army of the USSR and the entire state. But this did not happen.
    There was a banal leak of information about the state reserves of Lithuania into business areas, led by the same parliamentarians.
    "Saw, Shura, saw .. .. They are golden ..."
  31. Wolka
    Wolka 13 January 2018 17: 02
    0
    according to NATO, it’s like, like I don’t eat, I bite the envy of mice and rats ...
  32. ugrums1961
    ugrums1961 13 January 2018 17: 44
    +1
    I think it's about jokes about toilets. But the state reserve for the Baltic countries is already a luxury. If there is no army, then you don’t need a state reserve, the Americans and Nata are defending it, and Russia should be able to feed the atom closely and defend Europe with the Baltic States.
  33. APASUS
    APASUS 13 January 2018 20: 53
    +1
    It’s not entirely clear from the material about the fact that the Soviet standards are better or worse? But I’m 100% sure that there are no sprats in NATO standards, but this is already ................ zrada !
  34. Aspid 86
    Aspid 86 15 January 2018 08: 24
    0
    Oh, they’ve found that it’s not yet plundered, fly on!