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Need to drink less. Gorilki

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Pranker "Vovan" and "Lexus" (Vladimir Kuznetsov and Alexey Stolyarov) "caught" on their hook the Gauleiter of Ukraine Petro Poroshenko right on New Year's Eve. They called him on behalf of NATO Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg, which caused genuine joy and an enthusiastic exclamation from the “chocolate baron”: “Wow!” The “baron” too descends, however, so happy is the slave if his owner decides to congratulate him. Peter Alekseevich crumbled in compliments and congratulations, but here ...




Here Poroshenko heard an uncomfortable and, apparently, painful for him wish: “HI hope you will not drink a lot of vodka and gorilka this new year's eve!"I did not find the right words and hung up the phone with annoyance. And in vain. Suddenly, one day, after listening to the speech of the Ukrainian president, not only prankers, but the real secretary general of NATO or someone else from Western politicians would ask him a similar question? He downright begs.

Poroshenko's New Year's speech to the Ukrainian people, published on his website, suggested precisely such thoughts — she was bravura, cocky, boastful. The appeal was preceded by a “victorious” video sequence with the main “peremogs” of Ukraine in the past year, including: the opening of “Eurovision Song Contest”, the embroidery march, numerous handshakes with Western politicians, the procession of the philaretists, etc., well, and, of course, bezviz with Europe.

Oh yes, and the fact that NATO troops first marched through Kreshchatik. This “great achievement” of a young and, most importantly, “independent” democracy, was also incorporated into the video. At the same time Poroshenko said that the main resources are “optimism, faith in one's own country, in one's own strength". Apparently without the NATO boot, these “forces” are not enough for optimism.

«And all will be well. For this, as Vladyka Lubomir Guzar taught, we should pray as if everything depends on God, but work as if everything depends on us"- said the head ukrohunty. Yeah. With such achievements of "Square" it remains only to pray.

As the great Russian poet Sergey Yesenin once wrote in the poem “Kachalov's Dog”: “And without asking anyone a drop / like a drunken friend, you climb to kiss". Okay, let's leave the dog alone - still a symbol of the coming year. But "drunk friend "who climbs kissing without asking, suddenly suddenly appeared the inhabitants of the Crimea and the Donbass. Who is he Yes, all the same Peter Alekseevich.

After all the horrors of the punitive operation under the guise of "ATO", after the barbaric shelling of Donetsk, Lugansk and other cities, after the killing of thousands of civilians, the destruction of houses, museums, kindergartens, hospitals, Poroshenko suddenly turned to war-weary people who, only thanks to Russia's firm position, avoided the fate of the residents of Donbass): “My sincere wishes let the Crimea and Sevastopol, Donetsk and Lugansk hear. Brothers and sisters! Your home is Ukraine».

Well, that is a definite progress. More recently, Poroshenko said that the Ukrainian children would study in schools, and the children of the "separatites" would sit in basements. And now - "brothers and sisters" ... So what are his words are sincere?

Such a “progress” was given a fair assessment by the head of the Commission of the Federation Council of Russia on information policy, Alexey Pushkov. In his Twitter account he stated: “After several years of shelling and complete blockade, residents of Donbass heard from Poroshenko that “their home is Ukraine”. Cynicism seems to have no limits.».

Indeed, it seems ... Unless to suggest that it was not cynicism, but the consequences of the pre-New Year's “relaxed.” Moreover, it could not have done without excessive and inadequate cockiness, peculiar to this state: “A robber who has outraged our home, we will ever chase and punish"(" Robber "is Russia, it means!) Ah, strong, he is knee-deep and Russia is on the shoulder!

But the holidays continue, and Pyotr Alekseevich climbs with uninvited kisses and hugs not only to the residents of Donbass and Crimea, but also to his European friends. In particular, to Bulgaria, which became the chairman of the Council of the European Union. In his blog on Twitter, Poroshenko addressed the Bulgarian leadership: “I expect progress in our ambitious agenda: in deepening political association and economic integration of Ukraine with the EU, as well as in strengthening EU support in restoring the territorial integrity of Ukraine". Simply speaking, I asked to be even closer to be friends against Russia, and at the same time to give money.

But “Twitter” was not enough for him - it was also necessary to be noted on Facebook. To be more original, he shared his musical tastes and boasted ... the Ukrainian army, "one of the most effective in Europe". In his great achievements, he wrote down the fact that "The military budget of our country will be a record 86 billion hryvnia"(And this is the time when this same country seeks to save pennies on retirees).

«We will get a lethal defensive weapon from our US partners"- continued Poroshenko. Again, "climbed to kiss." However, there is no unambiguous position on the issue in the USA itself. There, they first declare that they will deliver lethal weapons to Kiev, then they are followed by denials and allegations that we are talking only about defensive weapons.

The controversial position of the United States is a separate issue, just as whether they will actually deliver lethal weapons to Ukraine or not (and, perhaps, behind the scenes have long been delivered). One thing is clear: judging by the latest events, Mr. Poroshenko is not at all the favorite of Washington. On the contrary, Washington keeps it "on a short leash." From the United States, it has long been made clear that a replacement for Peter Alekseevich may suddenly be found. It would not have come then his turn to chew his tie on television, and at the same time with longing to remember the good wishes of the prankers, voiced on New Year's Eve.
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  1. 210ox
    210ox 4 January 2018 06: 44
    +5
    Hey pug! She is strong to know, since she barks at the elephant ...... Since the "embroidery march" is an achievement, then the booze is the highest achievement.
    1. dSK
      dSK 4 January 2018 07: 13
      +5
      Hello Dmitry!
      Quote: Elena Gromova
      The controversial position of the United States is a separate issue,
      "Make a shadow on the wattle fence." They work systemically, according to the "thumb" program. Russia can’t relax. "At the end of December, an ATO participant who wanted to see relatives was detained in the capital of Russia. The security service of Ukraine called the "anti-Ukrainian provocation" the detention of Russian special services participant of the military operation in the Donbass Oleg Negodawho came to Moscow with his relatives. " (Tsargrad TV channel 02: 00., 04.01.18/XNUMX/XNUMX) Will they be sent back or will they be judged by criminal cases opened for crimes against the civilian population of Donbas?
    2. 79807420129
      79807420129 4 January 2018 15: 09
      +5
      After several years of shelling and a complete blockade, the inhabitants of Donbass heard from Poroshenko that "their home is Ukraine." Cynicism seems to have no boundaries. ”


      There are no words here, but to join the wishes. yes
  2. svp67
    svp67 4 January 2018 07: 33
    +9
    The way these prankers "break through" the barriers of various security services of Presidents and other high-ranking civil servants greatly strengthens confidence in the omnipotence of "Russian hackers"
    1. Curious
      Curious 4 January 2018 09: 15
      +3
      It only says that the heirs of Baron Munchausen are alive and continue the work of their great ancestor. By the way, vodka and vodka are one and the same. Since some authors feed on the topic of Ukraine and its president, one would need to know the topic.
      1. svp67
        svp67 4 January 2018 11: 06
        +6
        Quote: Curious
        By the way, vodka and vodka are one and the same.

        Yes, what are you saying? God forbid this to tell you this. And "VODKA" is a trademarked, patented name for a liquor. And here is “Vodka”, it’s closer to moonshine and whiskey. If you are aware of such subtleties. Intrigued?
        1. Uxus
          Uxus 4 January 2018 11: 23
          +3
          Someone with the Russian flag is talking about where the gorilka is closer ... Where is this world heading?
          1. svp67
            svp67 4 January 2018 11: 46
            +2
            Quote: Uxus
            Someone with the Russian flag is talking about where the gorilka is closer ... Where is this world heading?

            Let's just say that this someone ENOUGH lived in that territory, which is now called "independent Ukraine" and knows WHAT IT SAYS. But to you, young man, you have to be "softer" to other people ... you look at them and reach out.
            1. Uxus
              Uxus 4 January 2018 13: 01
              +2
              How much is that enough? Enough for what?)) Ahh, well, maybe you still have a mother-in-law in Poltava?
              Quote:
              “Even before the war, the presence of a mother-in-law in Poltava made any Russian an expert in all areas of Ukraine’s life - from international perspectives and credit ratings, to potato prices and the quality of roads. Moreover, this sorcery was so strong that even my mother-in-law was dead” in Poltava ... ") allowed professionally advising the Ukrainians themselves - how they really work there, and what is happening in Poltava outside the window ...."
              Py.Sy. No one in Ukraine uses the expression "self-styled."
              1. svp67
                svp67 4 January 2018 13: 04
                +1
                Quote: Uxus
                How much is that enough? Enough for what?)) Ahh, well, maybe you still have a mother-in-law in Poltava?

                Not in Poltava, but not far away ... But enough - about 30 years.
                1. Uxus
                  Uxus 4 January 2018 14: 50
                  +1
                  Not an indicator at all without reference to a specific period of time. And you will be surprised and will not believe how much has changed over the past 3 years. I expect replicas about Fauchism and other nonsense, well, as far as anyone has enough imagination.
                  By quote, you can find the source, suddenly the article as a whole will be liked)
                  1. 210ox
                    210ox 4 January 2018 18: 04
                    +2
                    Unconditionally changed. The color of benches and fences in the colors of the flag of Hetman Mazepa ..
                    Quote: Uxus
                    Not an indicator at all without reference to a specific period of time. And you will be surprised and will not believe how much has changed over the past 3 years. I expect replicas about Fauchism and other nonsense, well, as far as anyone has enough imagination.
                    By quote, you can find the source, suddenly the article as a whole will be liked)
        2. Curious
          Curious 4 January 2018 11: 47
          +2
          What I like about your comment is the confidence with which you broadcast information on a subject that, say delicately, is little informed. And not only in the subtleties, but also in the "fat." I would especially like to see a patent for the name of alcoholic beverages "vodka", similarly to "cognac", "champagne", "Armagnac", etc.
          I also want to note that moonshine and whiskey are not at all the same thing. And the “vodka” is Ukrainian for “vodka”. Open the Russian-Ukrainian dictionary of 1948.
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            1. Curious
              Curious 4 January 2018 12: 17
              +1
              You completely copied this information in vain. It is full of network, Wikipedia, etc. She is not on the subject of our dispute. The hero of this epic is William Pokhlebkin. We will not delve into the question of the reliability of historical documents presented by Pokhlebkin in those distant Soviet times. Let us dwell on the subject of dispute. The lawsuit was not for the right to name your drink "vodka", but for historical priorities - who first started producing "vodka" (in Polish, vodka is wodka). The proprietary name and "who made it first" are two different things. Therefore, if you write “brandy” on the brandy of your production, the question will go to court. The name "vodka" can be put by any manufacturer, although the priority of the "discovery" is disputed by Russia and Poland.
              Read the book of Boris Rodionov "History of Russian strong drink". Well, work with dictionaries.
              1. svp67
                svp67 4 January 2018 12: 21
                +3
                Quote: Curious
                Well, work with dictionaries.

                Yeah. Thank. But you, for clever words, did not understand what was discussed. It was back in the year 1948 that it was possible to say that “vodka” and “vodka” were the same thing in a single state, and even when the USSR did not really care about patent law. Now, after these trials of the 70s of that century, this focus will no longer pass. You can do this inside the country, for the time being, "cheek up" until the attention of patent law is turned to you, and then you have to share ...
          2. svp67
            svp67 4 January 2018 12: 05
            0
            Quote: Curious
            I also want to note that moonshine and whiskey are not at all the same thing. And the “vodka” is Ukrainian “vodka”

            I don’t remember what I would say. The products are similar, but not one to one, as well as the “vodka” with “vodka”
            Today in Ukraine very strict requirements are put forward to the production of vodka, regarding the composition of the ingredients, the amount of impurities and, in fact, the manufacturing techniques. The key to success of a quality vodka is luxury alcohol, which is made according to the ancient malt method, while alcohol obtained by enzymatic method is used to make Russian vodka. Instead of forty-day fermentation, it begins to be cooked on the third day, which significantly affects the taste of the final product.
            The second most important factor affecting the taste of vodka is water - for example, Russian vodka is produced on distilled water, and Ukrainian - on the basis of natural artesian water, which has the necessary softness and purity. In addition, in Ukrainian factories the liquid ingredients of the vodka go through the obligatory “silver” filtration, which removes the sharp alcoholic taste from the drink. Thanks to this technology, the vodka, unlike vodka, is drunk easily and does not burn tongue receptors.
            1. Curious
              Curious 4 January 2018 13: 22
              0
              You again copy-paste the information not about that. It is rather information of an advertising nature. No one has any patents for the name "vodka". And no matter how it irritates you, but the throat is Ukrainian vodka. And in Russia, the products of Ukrainian distilleries are sold under the name vodka and there have never been any lawsuits.
              It is better to read the question in detail. After all, it is one thing to comment on the news about Petka-alcoholic, and quite another commentary, requiring certain knowledge. But man can do everything, the main thing is to understand and want. Happy New Year! All the best for the New Year.
          3. siberalt
            siberalt 4 January 2018 13: 23
            +1
            Whoever grows is driven out of that. In our country, it is traditionally made from wheat, in beetroot, from oat whiskey, from tequila from cacti, from cane rum, and sambyak from rice. The lazy and well-to-do drink the state, and the savvy drink their own. Despite the EGAIS, on the 30th I came across a “state” palette called “Siberian expanse”. And who can you prove? Russia is walking!
            1. Curious
              Curious 4 January 2018 23: 05
              +1
              Whiskey is “driven” from barley, rye, wheat, oats, corn and even buckwheat.
    2. Dashout
      Dashout 4 January 2018 10: 44
      +6
      Poroshenko discuss again - this is empty ... Bastard!
      But to the punkers Vovan and Lexus, I propose to award the title of Honored Artists of the Russian Federation! Deserve it!
  3. Herculesic
    Herculesic 4 January 2018 08: 42
    +3
    His house is a prison, or a place in the house for the insane, but. .. while in power we have an abundance of liberals, "home" this bastard will not soon fall. ...
  4. rotmistr60
    rotmistr60 4 January 2018 10: 08
    +2
    strong, he’s knee-deep in the sea, and Russia’s shoulder!
    But only in the morning he doesn’t remember anything from what he said in the evening and his head is cast-iron. But having taken sober again and knee-deep and on the shoulder.
  5. TRex
    TRex 4 January 2018 10: 36
    +4
    They call him almost every week, and he, curly-haired, catches this bucket every time ... You might think that Poroshenko grabs a mobile phone on every occasion ... Do these same “prankers” not greatly exaggerate their talents?
  6. Sergey Koryagin
    Sergey Koryagin 4 January 2018 11: 18
    +2
    It’s time for him to confine himself to dairy products only!
  7. Lexus
    Lexus 4 January 2018 14: 49
    +6
    Pedro Porosenko is the creator of history ... BUTTER. Every day - ATTENTION!

    Without belittling others of his "merits."
  8. WapentakeLokki
    WapentakeLokki 4 January 2018 18: 26
    +3
    Quotation `` that NATO troops marched along Khreshchatyk for the first time '' alas, 76 years later the best people of Kheyropa walk along the Khreshchatyk and, as then back in the 41st, they greet, applaud and throw flowers aha. But what happened in Kiev then, at 42-43, all these Ghetto, Babi Yar, Gestapo and Einsatz teams Kiev you really want for yourself THIS ??? Well then, as in the advertisement: they are already coming to you, meet, but only then don’t gasp and lament, as they say for what yeah fought ...
    1. zelenii75
      zelenii75 7 January 2018 12: 08
      +1
      And there will be: "Hey! Muscovites, dear! Save! We are brothers !!!"
  9. Fidel
    Fidel 4 January 2018 18: 51
    +1
    The hot ravings of a drunk degenerate. Yes, and the representative of "izbgganogo nagoda." What can you discuss at all, and even write an article about this?
  10. APASUS
    APASUS 4 January 2018 19: 32
    +2
    Yes Poroshenko with his asshole, nothing is scary!
  11. NF68
    NF68 4 January 2018 23: 45
    +2
    Or it’s better to have a bite on a vodka already drunk. It is he who drinks it out of fear.
  12. Suhow
    Suhow 4 January 2018 23: 47
    +3
    and according to his own statements, we (Ukraine) have ended the economic decline .... I’m afraid to think about further abbreviations already .... But if pigging about my pocket, then there was no fall.
  13. zelenii75
    zelenii75 7 January 2018 12: 02
    +2
    Tired of it. God blessed me. And the independent one also got sick of it .... The truth is said: the higher the monkey climbs, the better it can be seen * opu! Nothing will change: the bridge will be completed (here the koklah is a bummer anyway), they will be shot according to LDN, because somewhere you need to write off the defense budget .... You won’t be able to repay the debts because the Chocolate King can only pay with the “chocolate eye”, and he (the eye) doesn’t have a gift for anyone, even in the geyrope ..... And they won’t delay the default, they won’t give mattresses, it will mean that they did it themselves, so liquid .... yes In general (in my opinion) it will be like this: covered with a crust, this is an independent guano and will quietly cheat, so as not to forget! None of their "humbling" ideas will come of it .... Unfortunately, from our brotherly love too .... hi
  14. Captain Nemo
    Captain Nemo 8 January 2018 10: 53
    0
    I wonder with whose light arm the insulin diabetic Bukharik was called
  15. Sergey Cojocari
    Sergey Cojocari 8 January 2018 17: 35
    +1
    Honestly, TAKEN UP! This is a close attention to Poroshenko in particular and Ukraine as a whole. Fourth year. same. Every day, on all the information resources of Russia, is Poroshenko, is Poroshenko drinking Poroshenko? Is drinking Yes and figs with him. Is Ukraine jumping? Same thing with her! Why not turn your eyes to the internal problems of Russia? What do you have? All in chocolate? Right? And if you look closely! And you taste it, well, or sniff at least. And you will probably see a little.