US permanent representative to the UN, Haley promised to protect a non-existent country BINOM

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United States Permanent Representative to the UN Nikki Haley was another victim of the Russian prankkers Lexus and Vova (Alexey Stolyarov and Vladimir Kuznetsov). She in conversation with them agreed to support a non-existent country.

Pranker called Haley on behalf of the Polish Prime Minister Mateusz Moravetsky, broadcast "News".



US permanent representative to the UN, Haley promised to protect a non-existent country BINOM


US Permanent Representative to the UN Nikki Haley said that the States will consider Poland as their dear friend. Such is gratitude for the fact that the country abstained from voting on the resolution of the UN General Assembly against the recognition of Jerusalem as the capital of Israel. True, in Warsaw they hardly guess about this gratitude: in fact, Haley was called by Russian prankers.

The prankers during the conversation told Haley that in the country of Binomo, which is located not far from Vietnam, in southern China, a vote was passed on the declaration of independence, and Russia intervened in this campaign. Pranker Alexey Stolyarov (Lexus) later noted that Binomo is just a set of letters - “the first thing that came to our mind”.

Haley said she knew about this country, called Binomo's desire for independence right, and noted that Moscow certainly intervened in the situation.

We are warned about this and watch very closely. I think we will continue to observe, as we are doing in matters relating to the South China Sea
- declared the permanent representative

She promised that everything related to the South China Sea issue would be brought up for discussion at the White House.

Recall that earlier, after a conversation with Russian prankers, California member of the US Congress of Representatives Maxine Waters condemned the Kremlin for Russian hackers breaking into the Limpopo electoral system in order to overthrow the government of Barmaley and stage Aibolit's “puppet of the Kremlin. The pranker’s statement provoked the indignation of the senator, Waters promised to “issue a statement” in connection with the actions of the Russian authorities.
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  1. +60
    23 December 2017 20: 48
    Pancake! Zhenya Psaki consulted at least in the office. And this-
    Haley said she knows about this country

    And we were still laughing at Psaka .... Yes, she was a hundred times smarter than the current ones.
    1. +28
      23 December 2017 20: 51
      So the USA always has problems with geography, and at the highest level.
      1. +78
        23 December 2017 20: 54
        We are warned about this and watch very closely.

        Observe very carefully, in which case call the UN and Sportloto.
        fellow fellow
        1. +12
          23 December 2017 20: 58
          It is very relevant and not possible to object, they have already got everyone.
          1. +24
            23 December 2017 21: 06
            Here you are laughing at the USA, and they will be offended and fucking Binoma and Limpop to spite Russia. lol
            1. +12
              23 December 2017 21: 20
              So additional sanctions will be announced.
              1. +7
                23 December 2017 21: 38
                Quote: Going
                So additional sanctions will be announced.

                and promise to cancel
                1. +6
                  23 December 2017 21: 43
                  So it’s always a carrot.
                  1. +15
                    23 December 2017 23: 53
                    Dumb even dumber smile
                    1. +3
                      24 December 2017 16: 22
                      They have a continuity of power.
              2. +7
                23 December 2017 21: 39
                And have they not yet sanctioned Russia from all sides? what
                1. +8
                  23 December 2017 21: 44
                  They say, or rather threaten, that they still have a lot. lol
              3. +11
                23 December 2017 21: 49
                Kremlin agents infiltrated Binomo from Limpopo, which they occupied half a year ago wassat
            2. +29
              23 December 2017 21: 20
              Quote: Jedi
              Here you are laughing at the USA, and they will be offended and fucking Binoma and Limpop to spite Russia. lol

              Max doesn’t make it, Limpopo has a powerful defender wink
              1. +29
                23 December 2017 21: 31
                I, as a self-proclaimed honorary citizen of Limpopo and Binomo, declare all-round support for the Aibolit peacekeeping mission and the Binomo parliament and warn Hailey that if the United States tries to intervene in the internal affairs of the South China Sea, I will shoot them from my beloved slingshot! Dixi!
                1. +10
                  23 December 2017 21: 38
                  Vitya, I’m shocked: I didn’t suspect that you were such a beast ... I respect !!! good drinks
                  1. +20
                    23 December 2017 21: 55
                    Quote: Jedi
                    Vitya, I’m shocked: I didn’t suspect that you were such a beast ... I respect !!! good drinks

                    Yes, I’ll tear for Binom lavash! I’ll drink three liters of beer! American chicken on a globe pulled! They better not contact us, binomites! drinks drinks drinks
                    1. +7
                      23 December 2017 22: 02
                      If I were an American, I would have gone to soap the rope. lol And so - I’m ready to support aiming from a hidden position ... feel
                      1. +11
                        23 December 2017 22: 07
                        Quote: Jedi
                        ready to support aiming from a hidden position ...

                        laughing good The whole world is with us !!! I propose to divide America by meridians. That no one was offended. smile
                2. +12
                  23 December 2017 21: 39
                  Quote: Monos
                  I, as a self-proclaimed honorary citizen of Limpopo and Binomo, declare all-round support for the Aibolit peacekeeping mission and the Binomo parliament and warn Hailey that if the United States tries to intervene in the internal affairs of the South China Sea, I will shoot them from my beloved slingshot! Dixi!

                  And I. as an honorary Martian, I join the protests in Limpopo and Binom, and also declare sanctions against the United States: I forbid to look at Mars with a telescope and take away our trash from the territory of Mars, from our most environmentally friendly planet, otherwise we will send it with a passing asteroid.
                  1. +13
                    23 December 2017 21: 57
                    Quote: Balu
                    And I. as an honorary Martian I join the protests

                    Are you by any chance?

                    [Quote] [/ quote]
                    1. +7
                      23 December 2017 22: 07
                      Quote: PSih2097
                      Quote: Balu
                      And I. as an honorary Martian I join the protests

                      Are you by any chance?


                      Me, but what doesn’t look like? belay
                  2. +10
                    23 December 2017 22: 00
                    laughing I support the fair demands of the Martians! I propose to conclude a military alliance. Limpopo and Mars - an indestructible force! drinks
                    1. +6
                      23 December 2017 22: 09
                      Quote: Monos
                      laughing I support the fair demands of the Martians! I propose to conclude a military alliance. Limpopo and Mars - an indestructible force! drinks

                      The Mars Parliament is working on a bill to counter US aggressive policy. We welcome offers from caring progressive-minded earthlings. drinks
                      1. +14
                        23 December 2017 22: 50
                        We welcome suggestions from caring progressive-minded earthlings.
                        good
                        wink
                      2. +4
                        23 December 2017 23: 37
                        The Martians called and asked not to make noise until Musk fulfilled the promise and sent the Tesla roadster. They want to wring, ride.
                        http://classic.newsru.com/world/23dec2017/musksay
                        s.html
                      3. +1
                        24 December 2017 03: 42
                        Quote: Balu
                        Quote: Monos
                        laughing I support the fair demands of the Martians! I propose to conclude a military alliance. Limpopo and Mars - an indestructible force! drinks

                        The Mars Parliament is working on a bill to counter US aggressive policy. We welcome offers from caring progressive-minded earthlings. drinks

                        The answers of your Martian Supreme Ruler and Parliament to the aggressive policy of the United States will be as always mirrored ??? lol p, s ... these are the inhabitants of the planet Pluk are interested laughing
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              3. 0
                24 December 2017 17: 17
                Can Russia open a consulate in Binomo and Limpopo? There may be no countries, but our consulates in them will be laughing
        2. +2
          23 December 2017 23: 06
          They will pay with Russia plutonium, adamantium and helium 3!
      2. +10
        23 December 2017 21: 20
        Interestingly. Vova with Lexus still not under sanctions? wassat crying
        Quote: Going
        So the USA always has problems with geography, and at the highest level.
      3. +12
        23 December 2017 21: 30
        Quote: Going
        So the USA always has problems with geography, and at the highest level.

        It is not with geography, but with brains, or rather the complete absence of these very brains. You can imagine what is in the head, but she graduated from the university, and what can I say then about simple mattresses.
        1. +3
          23 December 2017 22: 28
          Quote: Pirogov
          because she graduated from university

          our Ksyusha, too, as if finishing MGIMO ...... wassat
        2. +2
          24 December 2017 00: 52
          Quote: Pirogov
          It’s not with geography, but with brains, or rather the complete absence of these very brains

          As the unforgettable Maria Mironova said: “There are curlers in her head, but you should not count on more.”
        3. +1
          24 December 2017 15: 24
          Quote: Pirogov
          But she graduated from university

          Yes, God bless him with the university, but the fact that she is a high-ranking state. US employee and UN representative, this is annoying. And these people are trying to teach the whole world how to live.
      4. +7
        23 December 2017 22: 08
        Quote: Going
        So the USA always has problems with geography, and at the highest level.

        There are no problems with geography. It's just that they are not friends with elementary thinking. And all this is weighed down by an elementary megalomania.
        In general, it’s simply amazing - to what extent degradation can fall.
      5. +2
        23 December 2017 22: 50
        if the gopher is not visible, but it is still there-- THAT IS BINOMO
        USA WILL CONSTRUCT A NEW REALITY AND SHAME THE WHOLE RETIRED WORLD
        ONLY SO: THROUGH TERNIA (PRANKER) TO STARS
      6. 0
        24 December 2017 13: 42
        But with the US military budget, everything is fine - about 700 billion dollars. With such a budget, there are no more countries in the world that can be bombed or saved from communism. To decide how to spend that kind of money is not Newton’s bin and not to eat Lobio. If necessary, Trump will create such a country.
    2. +25
      23 December 2017 20: 58
      Video to the news
    3. +29
      23 December 2017 21: 01
      In the USA, the problems are not only with geography - there the founding fathers, supervised by the Zionist lobby, immediately went along the path of fooling the population to absolute stupidity, which would make it easier to manage this mass, though they invented dollars and put the whole world on it thanks to the powerful Zionist lobby in all countries ... Using an advantageous geographical location and creating hotbeds of tension all over the world attracted and attract sensible guys to work for the USA, but without special participation in the political life of the country ... CJSC USA and Haley, just a shot from stupid biomass called american!
      However, it’s all the same fun - they will only know about it in Russia — in other countries this information will not pass, and they won’t understand it, because the level of education is there - the Binomo country exists for them! laughing
      1. +1
        23 December 2017 21: 27
        In the USA, the problems are not only with geography - there the founding fathers, supervised by the Zionist lobby, immediately went along the path of fooling the population to absolute stupidity, which would make it easier to manage this mass, though they invented dollars and put the whole world on it thanks to the powerful Zionist lobby in all countries ... Using an advantageous geographical location and creating hotbeds of tension all over the world attracted and attract sensible guys to work for the USA, but without special participation in the political life of the country ... CJSC USA and Haley, just a shot from stupid biomass called american!

        Strange beliefs.
        Do you yourself understand that you wrote nonsense?
        I hope that we just didn’t manage to delete the comment for a certain time laughing
        Because only ... Russian propagandists can seriously believe in it
        1. +24
          23 December 2017 21: 33
          You see, you also believe in the existence of the Binomo country ... laughing And, believe me, it’s not at all shameful for me to be a Russian propagandist, but at least in harmony with geography! hi
          1. 0
            23 December 2017 21: 38
            you also believe in the existence of the country of Binomo ...

            This is not interesting to me. If I wanted to find out about the existence of this country, I would check it on the Internet or in a book. request
            Or do you also keep in mind the names of all countries in the world? Including the recently formed (this is changing)?
            Example:
            Do you know the names of all the bones in the human body?
            Pisiform bone, talus bone- the name of the bones or a set of letters?
            1. +24
              23 December 2017 21: 46
              Do not pretend that you do not understand - your UN representative is illiterate, that’s all.
              1. +10
                23 December 2017 23: 58
                It's not about illiteracy. She immediately answered this duck on behalf of the country. And this is a jamb :)))
            2. +26
              23 December 2017 21: 47
              This is not the point! A politician of such a level as Haley must give an account of her words, but she does not give it away for one simple reason - she considers the United States to be the navel of the earth, herself a cool Walkers who rules the Universe, therefore she doesn’t even think about what she’s bearing ... The whole trouble is that without thinking, with faith in your exclusivity and the right to decide for everyone, considering yourself the smartest of all, you killed the Japanese in Hiroshima and Nagasaki by testing a nuclear bomb on them - no one allowed yourself that, bombed the country in the center Europe in the XX century, spitting on the opinions of others, destroyed Iraq, Libya ... And as the United States threw Russia and promised it would not expand to the East - now you want someone to respect you in the world, except for your vassal clowns! Belief in your exclusivity, greed, cynicism and a deep sense of impunity ... = this is ordinary stupidity!
              1. +2
                24 December 2017 00: 22
                Now, if you would express in the media the idea that Russia would defend its interests (well, or ...) What reaction would there be? The point is that apart from the president and the minister of defense, no one has the right to say that. War can happen.
            3. +6
              23 December 2017 22: 11
              Quote: The_Lancet
              Do you know the names of all the bones in the human body?
              Pisiform bone, talus bone- the name of the bones or a set of letters?

              There are so many of them, and there are several additional bones that not all people meet, and not every anatomist will remember at all. And what, unless Limpopo and Binom exist belay
              1. +9
                23 December 2017 22: 18
                Good evening, Baloo! hi Limpopo - exists! Exists in the wonderful verses of Korney Chukovsky ... Only this does not know Comrade The Lancent at all, but for the exceptional this is no reason not to be clever!
              2. +5
                24 December 2017 05: 01
                Exist. For example, Russia has long-standing close ties with Limpopo, which date back to the time of the work of K. I. Chukovsky. Russia already provided support to the local population, sending doctors there free of charge.
                And the newly formed government of Binomo urgently needs to ban the work of geologists in the country. And then, God forbid, they will find oil.
            4. +6
              23 December 2017 23: 02
              Pisiform bone is a unique, purely male bone. It can change the length and thickness depending on ... well, let's say ... on the mood of a male
              lol
              1. +6
                24 December 2017 00: 52
                As the plenipotentiary representative of the Polish messengers in Binomo and the attorney of the Upper and Lower Dentures in Zuboscalia, I officially appeal to the US government to condemn Newton’s dictatorial regime in Binomo, repeal all three of his barbaric laws, and impose sanctions and electric chairs for those countries that will not refuse to use Ohm's slave-owning law for the chain section! am
                I also ask the US government to promote the recognition of Binomo-Newtonia as the capital of Polynomial and the international wanted list of its creators: Jan Hui, al-Tusi and al-Kashi.
                1. +3
                  24 December 2017 01: 44
                  You are more careful - and the Third World is not far .... laughing
                  1. +3
                    24 December 2017 06: 23
                    Quote: Finches
                    You are more careful - and the Third World is not far .... laughing

                    On behalf of the Martians, I can assure the earthlings that the Martians will not allow the planetary scale of US interference in the internal affairs of independent states.
                    Rki away from Limpopo and Binomo. Residents of Limpopo and Binomo and have the sovereign right to freedom.
                  2. +3
                    24 December 2017 14: 26
                    You are right: something I got excited about the assessment of the scale and placement of accents! laughing Well, then maybe so ?:

                    “As the Plenipotentiary Ambassador of Kiedrönöfeny in Iditewania, in order to protect democratic values, freedom and the independence of the stronghold of world democracy, I ask the US government to begin construction of a military base in Las Vegas, as well as to expeditiously concentrate the American army on the borders of the United States (a state in North America, with an area of ​​9,5 million sq. km).

                    In connection with the defeat of the terrorist state of ISIS (a banned organization in Germany, Israel, Russia and allowed in the USA)
                    and to further suppress the terrorist threat, the liberated forces, all aviation and the entire navy, should be sent to support the moderate opposition, Sirius (Alpha Centauri region). " wink
            5. +4
              10 January 2018 17: 43
              Quote: The_Lancet
              Do you know the names of all the bones in the human body?

              laughing Exactly. And we are about the same thing, about professionalism. You are a doctor, you are supposed to know the names of the bones. Haley is a senior diplomat who, by definition, is supposed to know political geography. smile And she does not know her! The question arises: "Do you have all such amateurs there?"
        2. +5
          23 December 2017 21: 35
          Russian propagandists do not particularly believe what they are promoting. wink
          1. +5
            23 December 2017 21: 48
            Personally, I believe! : hi
            1. +6
              23 December 2017 21: 56
              It’s a pity that you can’t drink a couple of bottles with you on the Internet and argue. wink You are just like a political informant. tongue drinks
              1. +8
                23 December 2017 21: 57
                No, I’m not a political informant ... It’s upsetting for the Power! But about a couple of bottles - I'm for it!
                1. +4
                  23 December 2017 22: 00
                  Quote: Finches
                  I feel sorry for the Power! But about a couple of bottles - I'm for it!

                  I am also offended. But we have slightly different points of view. Which is not at all surprising. request
                  1. +10
                    23 December 2017 22: 04
                    But this is normal - each of us has his own life experience, his own level of education, social circle, etc. As a result of this, each has its own assessment of what is happening - I assess the role of the United States in this way, since the whole history of their existence, facts, their steps ...., especially in the XNUMXth century, can not tell me anything else ... One scam with a trip to The moon is worth it!
                    1. +7
                      23 December 2017 22: 14
                      Quote: Finches
                      But this is normal - each of us has his own life experience, his own level of education, social circle, etc. As a result of this, each has its own assessment of what is happening - I assess the role of the United States in this way, since the whole history of their existence, facts, their steps ...., especially in the XNUMXth century, can not tell me anything else ... One scam with a trip to The moon is worth it!

                      Evgeny Viktorovich, good evening! I have already dripped anti-crust. I propose a drink for world-peace and for the victory of progressive mankind over aggressive US policy. Separately, later for the prosperity of Limpopo and Binoma. drinks fellow lol
                      1. +7
                        23 December 2017 22: 22
                        Once again, good evening! By the way, at this very moment I am sitting at the table, having dinner, and with anti-crust ... With pleasure, I will raise a glass with you for all the good in the coming year, so that mankind would have the wisdom to understand that war is the worst invention of man .... and, I agree, of course, for the prosperity of Limpopo and Binoma! laughing hi drinks
              2. +12
                23 December 2017 22: 09
                Quote: Mordvin 3
                drink a couple of bottles with you, and argue

                I would join, with your permission, naturally ... but I can’t ... I have 50 more weeks of absolute sobriety ahead laughing
                Well, if I live, naturally ...
                1. +7
                  23 December 2017 22: 19
                  Quote: Golovan Jack
                  I still have 50 weeks of absolute sobriety ahead

                  Is this contracted like that? Sorry. crying And you can’t secretly? .. Uh, seem to understand. I sympathize twice.
                  1. +9
                    23 December 2017 22: 39
                    Quote: Mordvin 3
                    Wow, it seems understood. I sympathize twice

                    Yes, no ... I just decided to relax. The liver asked laughing
                    Three weeks - the flight is normal, the liver ... not just overjoyed Yes
                2. +6
                  23 December 2017 22: 30
                  Join now! What can you do there - and 50 weeks will fly by, unfortunately, quickly, but absolutely for you, painlessly! And for all of us - so what else to drink! hi
                  1. +6
                    23 December 2017 22: 44
                    Quote: Finches
                    Join now!

                    It is without me. laughing Do not kill our faith
                    drank, drink, and we will drink! fellow
        3. +5
          23 December 2017 22: 32
          Quote: The_Lancet
          Strange beliefs.
          Do you yourself understand that you wrote nonsense?
          I hope that we just didn’t manage to delete the comment for a certain time
          Because only ... Russian propagandists can seriously believe in it

          Quote: The_Lancet

          Zyablitsev Using a favorable geographical location and creating hotbeds of tension all over the world attracted and attract sensible guys to work for the USA, but without special participation in the political life of the country ... CJSC USA and Haley are just a frame from stupid biomass under the name is American!



          Didn't you know? Dollars are printed by the Fed-private structure created under the leadership of Bernard Baruch. His meeting with Kennedy after the decision to give the machine to the State not long before the murder was an accident?
          The military-industrial complex of the USA is in chat hands. For this reason, the United States arranges wars everywhere in order to maintain the appearance of apparent welfare in the country and the strength of the dollar, which is really worthless. The Pentagon has requested money from Congress. Congress has not yet decided to conduct an audit. What will I bet that if the audit is impartial, corpses will appear among the auditors?
          1. +6
            23 December 2017 22: 50
            He does not know - nobody tells him about it there!
      2. +8
        23 December 2017 22: 04
        Quote: Finches
        CJSC USA and Haley, just a frame of stupid biomass called American!

        hi Good evening, Eugene. Well, Haley should be ashamed many times, because she is from the “neighboring” Binomo regions, from a Sigh family. Yes, still in the "international" position. Although what am I talking about - mattresses and shame, ha ... wassat There, from below, the lancelet has already become ill-overexcited. laughing
        1. +8
          23 December 2017 22: 08
          Good evening, Alexander! hi I don’t even tell them that their President, a native of the Germans, considers them stupid biomass, because on the other hand, his statement that the United States won in the First and Second World War, you will not name - this can be said only real stupid biomass believing in her own exclusiveness!
          1. +8
            23 December 2017 22: 45
            Quote: Finches
            his statement that the USA won in the First and Second World War cannot be called - this can be said only a really stupid biomass that believes in its own exclusiveness!

            Trumpampam did not say the main thing - Bernard Baruch offered Wilson to earn extra money on military supplies in 1913. Fifty American firms during World War II until 1944 had representative offices in Berlin. So, with whose submission both world wars and subsequent ones began, which for some reason we consider local conflicts (with the participation of dozens of countries!), There is no need to guess. It's just that no one is seriously trying to analyze, and a dangerous undertaking would be dangerous.
            1. +7
              23 December 2017 22: 52
              I always say - the United States, this is not originally a state, like Russia, China or even England, it is a closed joint stock company, and a semi-criminal megacorporation - we must pay tribute to the children who messed up this project!

              By the way, as a private example of their grasp - the French came up with a movie, and one Russian the greatest politician of the twentieth century, said:"You must firmly remember that of all the arts, cinema is the most important for us ...", he had the same meaning including the propaganda of the people, but since the roofing US understood this and immediately invested in Hollywood - no one did! Dream Factory ... Dreams for the whole world!
      3. +1
        25 December 2017 13: 59
        stupid biomass called american!

        Do not insult these Americans, this rotten biomass has nothing to do with them. laughing
    4. +4
      23 December 2017 21: 29
      Quote: Iaaa
      Pancake! Zhenya Psaki consulted at least in the office. And this-
      Haley said she knows about this country

      And we were still laughing at Psaka .... Yes, she was a hundred times smarter than the current ones.

      The mind is a relative concept. Doubts? Child, cerebellum is clean, clean ... and we will kick from the height of the tower. but God forbid Sovkovsky (us this, rods do not forgive)? “How a schoolboy can fight with a perfect punks” (Well, “a perfect punks” is us. We know life, and these ... “rubber bands” - oh, I consider it the most successful determination, both in essence, and in texture, etc.). joke, guys. I myself love this.
      Well, just now the war game is turning inside out ... it can’t be.
      There are men with brains and a gun, and there sykuhi not only without cowards, but also without brains. And how to fight here? Let's think Chapai .... Or nuclear weapons, in order to bring them to our senses that we are not joking, or we ourselves will wake them up.
      I am for nuclear weapons, definitely.
    5. +3
      23 December 2017 22: 13
      We will ask permission from every bitch from the USA, I think this scum should ask permission from us.
    6. +3
      23 December 2017 22: 22
      Here they are, awesomely educated American diplomats. Although I do not like Zadornov, he was right.
    7. +4
      23 December 2017 22: 23
      And I did not laugh at Zhenya, I always said it could be worse ...
    8. +1
      23 December 2017 22: 26
      We will ask permission from every bitch from the USA, I think this scum should ask permission from us.
    9. Maz
      +1
      23 December 2017 22: 30
      Prankers award. Ask Mr. Nitanyahu to call Jerusalem on the transfer of the American embassy to the city of three religions. On behalf of this very Haley. Congratulate and ask for the construction of another American base in the promised land. And ice and fire will converge together laughing
    10. +1
      24 December 2017 11: 47
      Quote: Iaaa
      Pancake! Zhenya Psaki consulted at least in the office. And this-
      Haley said she knows about this country

      And we were still laughing at Psaka .... Yes, she was a hundred times smarter than the current ones.

      No, they are all there. It makes no sense to list them. No mind, no knowledge, no decency.
    11. 0
      24 December 2017 13: 05
      On the face of regression, there are increasingly stupid come to power, a trend however.
      1. +1
        24 December 2017 14: 13
        By the way, our liberal government, led by Medvedev, leads us exactly there, and tries to make us exactly the same Cattle. Gref's speech at their meeting. He does not hesitate and calls everything by their proper names.
  2. +18
    23 December 2017 20: 48
    there are no words!
    1. +9
      23 December 2017 21: 04
      Quote: Popovich
      there are no words!

      Imagine how hard it is for Sergey Viktorovich to "save face" when communicating with these individuals, truly - he is a man with iron nerves and extra strong endurance.
      1. +2
        23 December 2017 21: 35
        Quote: Serg Koma
        Imagine how hard it is for Sergey Viktorovich to "save face" when communicating with these individuals, truly - he is a man with iron nerves and extra strong endurance.

        Precisely, he needs to give milk free of charge for harm, well, and drink it with valerian. Yes laughing
      2. +2
        23 December 2017 21: 43
        Fuck, soft word, maybe ... Sergey Viktorovich, this is a function, threw 10 arguments and the flight will be .... in the opposite direction. My condolences to the apologists. Decisions are made if not in the sky, then higher enough.
    2. +13
      23 December 2017 21: 13
      If she thought she was speaking, she would be silent all the time ...

      1. +6
        23 December 2017 21: 21
        I am already silent that she is a woman, how can she miss such a chance to command.
    3. +2
      23 December 2017 22: 15
      Quote: Popovich
      there are no words!

      As I understand you, health and patience Sergey Viktorovich! drinks
  3. +12
    23 December 2017 20: 49
    The US Permanent Representative represents his people at the UN and is his typical representative with a very narrow horizons, this is normal for the average American from Utah or Alabama, America is the center of the planet Grad on the Hill, the rest is garbage, what is the difference between Binomo or Limpopo.
    1. +8
      23 December 2017 20: 55
      Well, she’s still a permanent representative to the UN, and not a seller of hamburgers. A high-ranking diplomat. Okay, average American. And these, geography, probably must be studied not only by the globe of the USA.
      1. +1
        23 December 2017 21: 05
        A girl from an Indian family from South Carolina was a governor there, she is not a diplomat, a typical nominee from the Republicans, we also had Chernomyrdin as a diplomat in Zurabov, the effect is the same.
        1. +13
          23 December 2017 21: 19
          Quote: polpot
          Indian family girl

          And why without beads ????? There Zhenya Psaki was always in a bead ... Because of this, she was so clever, not a couple of this.
          1. +5
            23 December 2017 22: 24
            Quote: Iaaa
            And why without beads ????? There Zhenya Psaki was always in the beads ... Because of this, she was smart

            It was in the beads that all the wisdom, the power of thought, and the mental play of Psaki were. How she deftly pretended to be a fool! drinks
            1. +5
              23 December 2017 22: 27
              Shpakovsky educated about this somehow. Everyone pecked at her stupid beads, only Meehan did not give in. laughing
              1. +7
                23 December 2017 23: 19
                Meehan sunk into a hat with a cockade, he is also not an ideal husband. lol
          2. vka
            +1
            24 December 2017 22: 59
            That's nastolgia, the great woman was, that not a phrase, then a flight of thought, we will not forget you dear Jane !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  4. +5
    23 December 2017 20: 51
    Everyone has long understood that in the United States high government positions are occupied by people who are not educated, and even with the “deformation” of the brain - in the Pentagon, with high ranks, the same problem.
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  6. +8
    23 December 2017 20: 57
    I approve of the actions of Lexus, Vova ....... but no one knows about their activities besides us .... only heating is going on and
    1. +5
      23 December 2017 21: 00
      maybe "just an interpretation of the actions of Russian hackers" ............ if they are so advanced, why don’t they spread their "divorces" in foreign media? ..... something is wrong
  7. +2
    23 December 2017 20: 59
    will resign or shoot himself? Yes, nichrome, with a cry about Russian hackers will begin his next speech ...
  8. +14
    23 December 2017 21: 02
    Kapets ... The level of education goes off scale ... Speak Binomo? Oh well..... laughing
  9. +1
    23 December 2017 21: 10
    ooyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoooooooy))))))))
    1. +4
      23 December 2017 21: 24
      Quote: Makarov
      ooyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoooooooy))))))))

      good Strongly said !!!!! good The same reaction was. Again- good
      1. +4
        23 December 2017 22: 17
        Quote: Smog
        Quote: Makarov
        ooyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoooooooy))))))))

        good Strongly said !!!!! good The same reaction was. Again- good

        I have long suspected that Makarov was Agent Binomo. That's how spies turn up and swear, swearing at the mother tongue and that’s all, kapets. request
  10. +7
    23 December 2017 21: 12
    Damn, I already wanted to run for President Binomo, but it turns out we already intervened. Limpopo is already taken, and in general there is now a civil war between Aibolit and Barmaley. Nowhere to make an effort. Swag seems not to be busy yet? We need to ask how is it with Conduit? request hi
    1. +6
      23 December 2017 22: 19
      Quote: Altona
      Damn, I already wanted to run for President Binomo, but it turns out we already intervened. Limpopo is already taken, and in general there is now a civil war between Aibolit and Barmaley. Nowhere to make an effort. Swag seems not to be busy yet? We need to ask how is it with Conduit? request hi

      There are vacancies. Just let's honestly throw lots, wishing to become president a lot. There are already 17 in Russia and everyone wants to become presidents of Russia. request
      1. 0
        24 December 2017 06: 11
        Forgot to mention one more, which never ceased to want .. wink And as for the choice ... ugh ... lots for such a vacancy is like a game of thimbles, who twists, he and the president .. in the end hi
    2. +4
      23 December 2017 23: 13
      We live in Zanzibar, in Kalahari and Sahara, on Mount Fernando Poe, where Hippopo walks along the wide Limpopo)))
      all names are real, Korney Chukovsky took his business responsibly, unlike Nicky Haley.
      I happened to see the first three places, they are, I answer laughing
  11. +3
    23 December 2017 21: 14
    Quote: KOT BYUN
    Speak Binomo?

    ------------------------
    Yes, most likely on a computer the banner of spam advertising ran "participate in Binomo binary auctions." hi
    1. 0
      28 December 2017 14: 08
      Grandmothers forever delay, display the whole thing.
  12. +5
    23 December 2017 21: 15
    Caught the prankers of the US Permanent Representative to the United Nations, Nikki Haley, because of his lack of geography, so what?
    Return Jen psaki urgently, there it was possible to laugh from every spoken word
  13. +5
    23 December 2017 21: 16
    Quote: Vadim237
    Everyone has long understood that in the United States high government places are occupied by people who are not educated, and even with a "deformation" of the brain.

    ----------------------------
    In general, there are more lawyers, public relations specialists, and some civil servants with a specific education. In the sense, narrow specialists in a certain field and with a very narrow horizons. And sometimes it’s not specialists at all, but the right people.
    1. +1
      24 December 2017 18: 38
      Yes, if they were sitting ... And so - who will put them in ?! laughing
  14. +5
    23 December 2017 21: 23
    Quote: 79807420129
    We are warned about this and watch very closely.

    Observe very carefully, in which case call the UN and Sportloto.
    fellow fellow

    Yes, that’s how it was! The Martians all quit their jobs and went to a protest rally. Here is a shot from Kuryosite, the quality is really not very: wink
  15. +4
    23 December 2017 21: 26
    Binomo from "Newton's Binom" association? Well, these are the bright elves, they and the school curriculum - unnecessarily wassat
    1. 0
      28 December 2017 14: 10
      Binomo - binary options popular in nete. Everywhere their advertising hangs.
  16. +3
    23 December 2017 21: 31
    Haley stated that she knows about this country, called Binomo's desire for independence correct

    They know more about Limpopo. Yes laughing
    Here he is an indicator of American education, and our "new Russians" send their children to study there. which of them will be learned later is not difficult to imagine. laughing
  17. +4
    23 December 2017 21: 33
    These prankers need to be managed by the Ministry of Information, and our Foreign Ministry is actively helping!
  18. 0
    23 December 2017 21: 36
    Or maybe it's a fake
    1. 0
      24 December 2017 09: 52
      Quote: Conductor
      Or maybe it's a fake

      No, the news on "Russia" was.
  19. +7
    23 December 2017 21: 39
    Fictional countries:
    Agarty - Alexander Saint-Yves d'Alveidre, "Mission de l'Inde".
    Asiope - The Internet.
    Alageisia - Christopher Paolini, Eragon
    Alexandria - The Universe.
    Greenland - Alexander Green, "Scarlet Sails" and other works.
    Earthsea - Ursula Le Guin.
    Melnibone - Michael Moorcock, cycle of works about the Eternal warrior "The Saga of Elric."
    Mumi-dol - Tove Jansson, a series of works on the Moomin.
    Narnia - Clive Staples Lewis, series The Chronicles of Narnia.
    Netland - James Barry, works of Peter Pan.
    Middle-earth - John Ronald Roel Tolkien, the Lord of the Rings trilogy and Nick Perumov, The Ring of Darkness trilogy.
    Country of Oz - Lymene Frank Baum, series of works about the Country of Oz.
    Dream Country - Howard Philips Lovecraft, The Dream Cycle.
    Smolder - Jorge Luis Borges, the story "Smolder, Ukbar, Orbis Tertius."
    Utopia - Thomas More, Utopia.
    Shangri-La - Hilton, James, The Lost Horizon.
    Swabrania - Leo Kassil, "Conduit and Swab."
    Westeros - George Martin, “A Song of Ice and Fire”

    Fictional states:


    Anchuria - O. Henry, “Kings and Cabbage” (Latin America).
    Baccardia - Robert Lewis Stevenson, Suicide Club (Central Europe).
    Wadia - Sasha Baron Cohen, Dictator (North Africa).
    Valverde - Stephen De Souza, action movies (Latin America).
    Jungahora - Leo Kassil, "Be prepared, Your Highness!" (Asia).
    Zubrovka - Wes Anderson, “Hotel Grand Budapest” (Eastern Europe).
    Krakozhia - Andrew Niccol, “Terminal” (Eastern Europe).
    Nagonia - Julian Semenov, “TASS is authorized to declare ...” (South Africa).
    Panem - Susan Collins, The Hunger Games (North America).
    Tomenia - Charlie Chaplin, “The Great Dictator” (Central Europe).

    There is still room to invade! am am "Zubrovka" by the way will be one of the first! Yes, and “Bakkardi” does not say hello on New Year! laughing
    1. +2
      24 December 2017 09: 41
      In this wonderful list you need to add from Kassil Balvonia, Caldonia and Piliginia! The whole UN will succeed.
    2. +4
      24 December 2017 11: 42
      Quote: Altona
      There is still room to invade!


      In this case, ignorance of fiction will also be added to ignorance of geography!
    3. 0
      24 December 2017 13: 05
      and "So Far Tartles"
      I don’t remember
    4. +1
      25 December 2017 09: 01
      Quote: Altona
      Fictional countries:

      Quietly, otherwise the Americans will create an organization of unrecognized countries and on its behalf will begin some kind of war with existing ones. Let it be a secret. wink
  20. +8
    23 December 2017 21: 43
    Smiled, really!)
    It is hard to believe, with difficulty, that US officials have such a low level of knowledge. It looks like it's really systemic laughing
  21. +6
    23 December 2017 21: 54
    Quote: The Siberian Barber
    It is hard to believe, with difficulty, that US officials have such a low level of knowledge.

    ---------------------------
    And horizons, too. But in general, they apparently do not bother. They believe that there should be an expert on each problem.
    1. +5
      23 December 2017 22: 13
      Indeed, in a long narrow corridor, it is difficult to get lost)))
      BUT, they manage, after all!))
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  23. +2
    23 December 2017 22: 29
    Quote: Balu
    There are vacancies. Just let's honestly throw lots, wishing to become president a lot.

    ------------------------------------------
    Well, if there are presidential vacancies, then there are probably vacancies in the cabinet too. And there hoo how to turn around. Blefusku and Liliputia probably need ministers of war! laughing laughing
    1. +6
      23 December 2017 23: 26
      As an option, the ambassador to Tatooine. Not? recourse
  24. +10
    23 December 2017 22: 45
    Monos,
    Victor, welcome! There is an alternative offer
    1. +3
      24 December 2017 01: 28
      However, the Cubans feel sorry for them because after the construction of the strait it will be washed away
      1. +2
        24 December 2017 02: 18
        You can start from Cuba wink
  25. +8
    23 December 2017 23: 29
    Dull (s)
    And the double standards of the United States are clearly visible: they do not recognize the referendum on the independence of Crimea, but in Binomo they recognize and support it. The main thing is not to confuse the manuals. It's hard to be an American.
  26. +1
    23 December 2017 23: 32
    DB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  27. +3
    23 December 2017 23: 56
    These prankers themselves are like a practical joke! We are being deceived somewhere (culturally speaking wassat
    .)
  28. +3
    24 December 2017 00: 16
    Vovan and Lexus are “subtle psychologists”: the question for a relative of “Vinet” about “Binomo” is perfect!
  29. +4
    24 December 2017 00: 23
    It is time now not artists and athletes to endlessly kiss, award and shower with titles and prizes, but Prankers - Vova and Lexus in particular.
    Exposing these pompous boobs, ridiculing their hopeless, dense ignorance, they do much more for us than the Cyriloserebryanovs and other Raykins.
  30. +2
    24 December 2017 00: 27
    And what, can you just pick up and call?
    There is a suspicion that fairy tales tell us this.
    1. +1
      24 December 2017 05: 31
      .....- "and Russian hackers" !!!
  31. +3
    24 December 2017 00: 36
    Quote: Svarog51
    As an option, the ambassador to Tatooine. Not?

    ------------------------------
    It will not be enough, not enough! laughing laughing What's the matter with Perador? Does Meliot rule yet? We need to ask Marlogram. laughing laughing
    PS May the force be with you! I can’t master 43000 light years. laughing laughing
  32. +3
    24 December 2017 00: 37
    Quote: pvv113
    There is an alternative offer

    --------------------------------
    What about the Cuban bridge? Straight from the Crimea. laughing laughing
  33. +1
    24 December 2017 00: 40
    The question, of course, is how plausible is this. But in any case, I want to quote: "Well, stupid!"
  34. +1
    24 December 2017 04: 05
    Haley has promised to protect the non-existent country of Binomo

    certainly does not exist, because there have not yet appeared polite people burning with a desire to hold a referendum laughing
    But I suspect that this country is located on the territory of Rublevka, I give a tooth (I will stick out the morgals)!
  35. +1
    24 December 2017 05: 15
    "Joke", of course, an interesting thing, but the impression is that the Americans simply do not know what to do.
  36. +2
    24 December 2017 06: 13
    Another victim of the exam, we took an example from them. Here are the results for you !!!
  37. +2
    24 December 2017 06: 16
    Quote: DEPHIHTO
    The answers of your Martian Supreme Ruler and Parliament to the aggressive policy of the United States will be as always mirrored ??? p, s ... these are the inhabitants of the planet Pluk are interested

    Martians support the peaceful policy of the government of the planet Pluk. Good neighborly relations between the peoples of Mars and the planet Pluk have old traditions. We will not allow any US to invade the planet Pluk and will provide full assistance in the event of a threat to the sovereignty of Plucchan. Yes
  38. +2
    24 December 2017 06: 17
    Quote: MaksoMelan
    They will pay with Russia plutonium, adamantium and helium 3!

    Martians have Helium 13 and as an option bambarbikergudit
  39. +2
    24 December 2017 08: 02
    Binamo, Limpopo. Where will American imperialism stretch its tentacles next time? laughing
  40. +1
    24 December 2017 08: 22
    Well, why did you set up a poor woman like that? What is her fault that she was born that way and that they don’t teach anything at the American school? In addition to arrogance, of course. How would our rulers be compelled to attend to enlightenment rather than church building? And to begin with, return to the curriculum of the Soviet school and its own programs, preferably the beginning of the 60s. There is plenty to choose from, it all depends on the goal.
  41. +5
    24 December 2017 08: 58
    I propose, as a gesture of goodwill, from Military Review, to compile and send Haley, for sanctions against Russia, a list with the correct name of the countries and planets which DOES NOT EXIST!
    1. +1
      24 December 2017 13: 09
      easier to give a real globe
  42. +1
    24 December 2017 09: 18
    After the defeat of the American private multinational corporation - the company "Weyland-Yutani Corporation" (a manufacturer of medical equipment, military equipment, spacecraft. Actively involved in the colonization of new planets outside the solar system), in some regions of planet Earth and outer space, we are closely watching conduct of the Congress of the United States of America and, we expressly warn officials of the SGA to refrain from interfering in the affairs of Limpopo and Binomo.
    As a representative of the Yautja and Hish races, I warn the SGA and we will be forced to drop alien cocoons in different parts of Washington, and then our friend Kim will clean up the infected spaces with Hwason missiles.
  43. +1
    24 December 2017 11: 04
    Collect all these pearls into one print publication called "Hailipsaking" and annually update the collection of stupidities of these crocodiles ..
  44. +1
    24 December 2017 12: 49
    Quote: GLIMMERING
    After the defeat of the American private multinational corporation - the company "Weyland-Yutani Corporation" (Manufacturer of medical equipment, military equipment, spacecraft. Actively involved in the colonization of new planets outside the solar system)

    -------------------------------
    And by the way, what is the movie "Star Wars" about? About. that some half-partisans of the Galaxy are trying to destroy the Empire? Although they themselves are a pitiful sight and could not create their own statehood.
  45. 0
    24 December 2017 13: 14
    Quote: Grishka the Cat
    In this wonderful list you need to add from Kassil Balvonia, Caldonia and Piliginia! The whole UN will succeed.

    ------------------------------
    It is necessary to create a mini-catalog of fictional countries and states, because Liliputia and Blefusku, and a number of other countries from literature and cinema are not taken into account. Plus, you have to create a planetarium from fictional planets.
  46. 0
    24 December 2017 15: 50
    And what are you happy ??? We will soon have the same “specialists”. Already on the way ... In all areas and areas.
  47. 0
    24 December 2017 15: 50
    So much for the proof. The Russians intervene in the affairs of Omerika.
  48. 0
    24 December 2017 18: 02
    I got it, did you see the inflatable tanks? if amers throw messages on two hundred fabricated places where Russia intervened-they will give up. and give coordinates around America, but throw info that the Limpopo army already has chemical weapons in warehouses. and Karabas sent Pinocchio to the shores of their homeland.
  49. 0
    24 December 2017 18: 05
    Yankee ignorance becomes a priori ...
  50. 0
    24 December 2017 23: 37
    Yes, the late Mikhail Nikolayevich was right now: "They are stupid!"
  51. 0
    25 December 2017 09: 54
    Damn, how can you not remember Zadorny with his catchphrase???)))
  52. 0
    25 December 2017 10: 44
    Well, stupid!!! (M. Zadornov) laughing