English fans warned of the dangers of hungry bears in Russia

While in Russia they joke about the perception of our life by Western “partners”, these “partners” once again make it clear that their perception of information about life in Russia borders on marasmus. Against the backdrop of the growing number of people who want to buy tickets for the World Cup in Russia, information comes from Britain that makes you wonder again.

So edition Daily Mail quotes the head of the English Federation of Football Fans Kevin Miles. Miles seriously refers to the English fans, saying that in Russia for them the bears can become the main danger.

At the same time, the head of the federation of English fans refers to employees of the travel company Visit Russia, where he was informed about the budget option of accommodation in Russia, not in a hotel, but in a campsite. At the same time, the company told Miles that it was necessary to think about such a proposal three times, as in Russia hungry bears can climb into the campsite.

Daily Mail continues:

In Russia, even more cases of hungry bears attack people due to lack of food sources.

Apparently, in the understanding of the British media, the World Cup in Russia will be held either on the Arctic ice floes, or in the Siberian taiga ...

Comments

[sir_obs]

Well, yes, we sought the championship to feed the bears. But the Britons have nothing to fear, our bears don’t eat shit.

[volodya]

Quote: sir_obs

Well, yes, we sought the championship to feed the bears. But the Britons have nothing to fear, our bears don’t eat shit.

Well, after their sanction, we are all hungry here! Look, by zagzem!

[Vladimir16]

hungry bears can climb into the campsite.

They are first hungry, but after a couple of British bears will become well-fed and kind.
Come to us and not applicable in campsites. Bears are not fed.

[major071]

On a deserted street, the wind howls
The light of a lamp is rushing like a moth
Do not go outside - there the bear walks!
London warned everyone about its ultras ...
Samovars, boots, balalaika skis
On the football field they drink vodka right
And around the FSB agents in sweatshirts
Just distract and they will take you!
And to distant Siberia, to the Gulag camps
Only for English, only for espionage
And the laws of Russia are completely stupid
Here is a briefing for the ultras

[Tatyana]

What kind of diarrhea content should the head of the chairman of the English football fans be bored so that he would so shamelessly carry such provocative nonsense about Russia!

[Pirogov]

Quote: Tatiana

What kind of diarrhea content should the head of the chairman of the English football fans be bored so that he would so shamelessly carry such provocative nonsense about Russia!

He was told to carry nonsense and he is talking about it. But the thing is different, if he goes up, then they can and the World Cup will take away from them. A chewing snot grew. officials after the ban on Russian symbols on the Olympic Games, inspired mattresses and their satellites to the next steps.

[DEDPIHTO]

In a sense, the British are right .. we have bears to their liking

[juneart]

Russian family in the representation of civilized citizens:
- Honey, I'm home!
- Why so late?
- On the way, the bear sprained his leg - I had to unsolder with vodka.
- Sit down all! Let's drink vodka!
- Mom, will I go play with the bear?
- Well, just drink vodka first!
- Where is our grandfather?
- He is in the second week in line for coupons for coupons.
- It's good that he put on his boots and drank vodka before that. And you don’t sit idle - go drink vodka too.
- Ok, go take a walk, son, and do not forget to write in the evening a report to the KGB! And on the way home, do not forget to buy vodka - it ends.
- Honey, something hot. Turn off the nuclear reactor, please.
- Now I’ll finish the vodka - and turn it off, but for now, play the balalaika.

[IQ12NHJ21az]

Thumbs up!

[kinolog2322]

Yes, you are a talent!

[vka]

Yes, you’re shouting, I bought a couple of bags yesterday at the market - I’ll keep the special on a starvation diet before the championship, they will feed them with shaving in full, here’s the holiday

[Going]

Our bears, even hungry, disdain it.

[79807420129]

Quote: Going

Our bears, even hungry, disdain it.

Victor, we have good bears, but they won’t eat from outsiders.

[Going]

Vlad, when the Westerners look at this, their last thoughts leave their heads, they will never understand this.

[gaura]

Good is not enough, bears will go to the highway, and then they will be shot when they grow up

[Hoc vince]

“I’m studying in America and everyone is asking if it’s true that everyone in Russia is drunk and the bears walk down the street. I thought about it and remembered how the family of bears escaped from the zoo and found them at a stall where local drunks quietly thundered.”

[Hoc vince]

Moscow. Night. Two bears roam the street. One teaches the second:
- It is better to choose a tin can with a flasher. There, the meat is fatter.

[Nikolaevich I]

Quote: Vladimir16

They are first hungry, but after a couple of British bears will become well-fed and kind

A very good offer! And then, in our Sakhalin Island, lately the bears began to “buzz”. It’s scary to go to the forest for mushrooms, redberries, and lingonberries! It would be nice if you first run the English into the forest ... then you can go by yourself ... One thing: where to find the English on Sakhalin and not in winter ??? Actually, there are some British people, but they’re sitting in the offices of the “oil and gas companies” ... And then reckless football fans would be better off. Tell them that the bears were unflattering about their mother’s and ... done!

[x.andvlad]

[i ...] that in Russia for them the main danger could be bears.[/ I]
Their main danger may be their extreme licentiousness and impudence. One must be prepared for their swine antics.

[Rostislav]

No, it is they who need to be prepared for the fact that no one will let their pigs go. It’s not for them to spoil with impunity in the flower beds of Vilnius.

[Sergey53]

Quote: volodya

Well, after their sanction, we are all hungry here

Thought in / on one down. We live, I see was mistaken. Obviously, the Britons have an idiocy syndrome, medicine is needed here. Urgent intervention.

[PalBor]

Quote: volodya

Quote: sir_obs

Well, yes, we sought the championship to feed the bears. But the Britons have nothing to fear, our bears don’t eat shit.

Well, after their sanction, we are all hungry here! Look, by zagzem!

From time immemorial, white bear and scary the Russian muzhik hedgehogs were considered a festive delicacy. But because of sanctions, the population of hedgehogs was destroyed. Since their bears do not eat, because the patriots, limes made the right conclusion: they feed them as the most worthless.

[LiSiCyn]

Aha ha ha ... Agony !!! "Our bears, don’t eat shit" ... The phrase of the day I propose to place on billboards ...

[Baloo]

Quote: LiSiCyn

Aha ha ha ... Agony !!! "Our bears, don’t eat shit" ... The phrase of the day I propose to place on billboards ...

This is inciting ethnic hatred. Banshee will not forgive, banned.

[LiSiCyn]

For what oooh ... I’ve already spent a week It was a slogan in defense of wildlife. We really love wildlife ... We, even Putin, flew with cranes.

[INVESTOR]

The British fans are also provocateurs, the most impudent, especially frostbitten, they themselves stomp on, especially young animals. So this is what we need to keep an ear in sharp with them. Although we do not have London, they will not persuade.

[LiSiCyn]

In Koenig, as soon as they found out that we would have England-Belgium .. Well, you know, in every city there are "workers" outskirts ... So, here we are, Baltrayon .. Boys really want to see the sick from the Nagliya.

[Paranoid50]

Quote: LiSiCyn

In Koenig, as soon as they found out that we would have England-Belgium .. am

Okay, at least come off. We have even more fun. Yesterday it became known that the England team will be based in St. Petersburg. Ah ha ha ha !!! (demonic laughter). The first dream came true. I look forward to hearing about the deployment of psheks, for there is a debt after them, five years ago.

[LiSiCyn]

Not Psheks, they didn’t want ... Neighbors, all the same .. And so, you can always merge .... This, you are “Muscovites” or “Petersburgers” and we are not like that

[Vend]

and they still call themselves civilized, such ignoramuses still look.

[210ox]

Yes, and they will not fit our campsite .. The area around is dirty ...

Quote: sir_obs

Well, yes, we sought the championship to feed the bears. But the Britons have nothing to fear, our bears don’t eat shit.

[LSA57]

Quote: sir_obs

But the Britons have nothing to fear, our bears don’t eat shit.

but to the extent possible

[LSA57]

Quote: LSA57

but to the extent possible

pliz, did not open.
utilize those who will pour it on us

[Herculesic]

Bears were also warned that English fans taste dangerous to their mental abilities! Hhaddost is still that, to put it simply. ....

[krops777]

In Russia, even more cases of hungry bears attack people due to lack of food sources.

Not that they say the truth, but not a lot in the wrong vein, as always, they cut down the forest, fires, the food base of the bears is reduced, so the bears and attack people.

[Herculesic]

We have both polar bears and brown, but all tame! The British need to come to us with vodka and balalaika -Then the bears make friends with them! And if also in the Budenovka, and with the Red Flag, they’ll become native for the bears during the championship!

[Alexanast]

Quote: Herkulesich

We have both polar bears and brown, but all tame!

Exactly - tame ... They better fear our fans ...
That's who the real animals are ... especially for the British ...

[d ^ Amir]

what are they thinking ??? where are the unfortunate bears and where are the wild Russian fans !!!!!

[Vlad.by]

They say the building battalion is specially disbanded for the championship!
And the debts on payment by small sappers will be repaid.
And they are about bears ...

[vka]

poor, unfortunate, angleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehon !!!!

[LSA57]

Quote: Herkulesich

if also in a budenovka, but with the Red flag, they’ll become native for the bears, during the championship!

and how tired, okroshka and pancakes pumped

[Black water]

nothing like that, in winter in Russia the bears are warming in the porch in Russia.

[LSA57]

Цитата: Чёрная вода

nothing like that, in winter in Russia the bears are warming in the porch in Russia.

for the battery. there is better not to hide the encryption

[CAT BAIYUN]

Absolutely nothing to worry about!
We have bears all brought up as one! They practice themselves on balalaikas, and on a sober case they don’t buzz and they don’t attack passers-by.
So there is nothing to erect in vain!

[Grbear]

It is hoped that the statement by the head of the English Federation of football fans Kevin Miles for the Russian bears does not fully reflect the level of football fans. Impeachment to him ...

[LSA57]

Quote: GrBear

not fully reflects the level of football fans.

but it fully reflects the level of the brain clogged by the Phishington Ministry of Propaganda.

[CAPTIVE]

Let the people come not afraid ...! The Russians taught them notably, for a long time to remember ...
As I recall, a handful of ours drove the arrogant Saxons ... Well done guys!

[Vanko]

Hungry bears will climb to the campsite. There is one cure for this: you need to put on an earflap hat and play the balalaika, then they will take for their own and will not eat

[Paranoid50]

Quote: Vanko

Hungry bears will climb to the campsite. There is one cure for this:

There is another. Since the England team will be based in our city in St. Petersburg, highlight the red camping in the Red Forest, right next to the chem. polygon. A guarantee of 200%, that not a single bear per kilometer is suitable.

[Masya masya]

I remembered a joke ...
- Don’t eat me, bear ... I’ve been grounded on scoops of sand, scrubbed in barns - dust, dirt, glass, gobies are shorter ...
advice to English fans - when meeting a bear, pretend to be a rag ...

[Going]

And it’s better, when drunk, they don’t appear in front of the bears.

[bk316]

Apparently, in the understanding of the British media, the World Cup in Russia will be held either on the Arctic ice floes, or in the Siberian taiga ...

By the way, there are quite bears in Sochi. They were scared of course during the Olympics, but they still roam.

[afrikanez]

It's a shame for the bears, the hungry poor fellows go, in such open spaces! And let the “crooked” perception of Russia be present in the minds of these “non-people” from foggy albion.

[sabakina]

The mustache is going according to plan. They learned about the bear, we’ll tell about Masha just before the World Cup.

[oldzek]

Masha, on the old thieves slang-ataman. Do you mean this?

[Vard]

Somehow I was in a bar in Egypt ... loaded with bears ... The trick is that they believed ...

[kudma]

During the championship I will lower my bear off the leash, let it make fun.

[Dr. Barmaley]

Daily Mail continues:
In Russia, even more cases of hungry bears attack people due to lack of food sources.

Here is the proof:

[a housewife]

Overfeed slightly. He no longer eats, but relishes!

[Million]

Well, let's try English women))))

[Baloo]

Quote: sir_obs

our bears don’t eat shit.

And finally, our bears are the most polite and educated bears in the world.
But the arrogant and ill-bred bears do not like like us.

[Topotun]

And then! I have a whole herd at my house. Not at all fed. So they are looking for something to eat. And the British are very fond of the muzzles ...

[zoolu350]

All right, the British agencies say. After the actual destruction of the population of hedgehogs and stocks of glass-washing due to Western sanctions. Western fans fed with fast food and drenched in Irish ale will go with our cheers with a bang.

[Wolka]

and it didn’t occur to the Britons if the bears roam about us and everything is so bad, so why is there a hysteria about our modern weapons and the successful participation of our troops in the anti-terrorist struggle in Syria, with sticks, in fact, we were able to drive together with the Syrian army into the corner an international terrorist rabble ...

[egor-kz]

Yes, they all understand perfectly! But they can’t do anything! So they try to bite, like garbage mongrels! In the case of OI, it turned out better, somewhere worse, but in general they are trying to bite.

[fizteh]

Pancake! Survived! The world left alone, or rather, disabled people of the second group of the mind!

[Lexus]

It would be better if they had been warned that it was not customary for us to run naked around the blue bench and relieve the need in front of everyone, as they were used to. There is no 404 chamber, for this there are clear stars, without departing from the ticket office.

[NordUral]

Under idiots mow.

[Kondratko]

... maybe vice versa - they try to mow under the smart. )))

[egor-kz]

Pend @ sy should love the Britons more than anyone else, as their most deserved cp @ colises.

[Non liberoid Russian]

immediately the catch phrase Lavrov remembered - DB !!!

[Berkut24]

In general, "Western civilization" is heading to its logical end. And somehow I do not mind. I don’t even know that you can take useful things from them.

[Zubr]

Heh, the bears eat them ... And here they and the Krakavyak dance to the harmonica and balalaika. And the bears we also love .....

[Sands Careers General]

After reading the article, my humor began to slip)) Actually, Lavrov already said about such characters - DB.

[Balagan]

Come on - let the little shaves come, there will be less hungry bears. Praise Greenpeace!

[APASUS]

Especially if you avoid garbage piles and landfills, OH it's Anchorage, well, you need .....................

For the second year, a family of five black bears is roaming Government Hill, a densely populated neighborhood one bridge away from downtown Anchorage.

[Alexander Abdrakhmanov]

Russia awakens its bears from the British, from a poor-quality product. Why poison non-wine animals. A bear, he also understands products, they can only frighten a bear, and far they will run away into the forest. It’s necessary to put large posters, and write “protect our bears from the British”

[Berkut154]

Today I was driving past the Zenith Arena on the WHSD, so there a flock of brown roamed on the right and white on the ice of the Gulf of Finland on the left)))) so that they don’t lie. Let them learn the instructions)))))

[Paranoid50]

Quote: Berkut154

rode past the Zenith Arena, so there on the right a herd of brown roamed

It was also white (brown bainki now), only painted, came from the South-West. In Sosnovaya Polyana, a hairdresser for bears has opened - a full range of services (haircut, coloring, highlighting ...). But how else, because bears are not just residents of Russia, but its real symbol.

[Siberian]

And we have a tankodrome and there are younger brothers of bears who do not sleep, but breed - Arctic foxes. Beautiful, small, hungry predators. So our guys are combing them there. Prepare for the championship.

[gm9019]

hosspade .. they also want to settle them in Repino - a heavenly place! Pines! The bay! Indescribable beauty! What kind of bears in FIG? - The resort area!

[vka]

there are clubfoot, shaving very much waiting !!!!

[LeonidL]

Right! Fear the bears ... especially if you previously teased them well!

[iouris]

In cold Russia, bears run out of English fans. They are starving.

[dzuar saubarag]

What a sanction and a bloody cut brought the country! Bears and so there was nothing to eat)))