Poroshenko compared the Ukrainian "cyborgs" with the Spartans

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President of Ukraine Petro Poroshenko does not get tired of surprising people with his statements. Recently, speaking to the servicemen of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, he declared that they were "warriors of peace." This time, speaking on the occasion of the Day of the Ground Forces of the Ukrainian Armed Forces, he compared the security officials who participated in the battles at the Donetsk airport in the autumn of 2014 in the winter of 2015, with Spartans.

Poroshenko compared the Ukrainian "cyborgs" with the Spartans




Forever will enter history Of Ukraine the feat of the “cyborgs” of the Donetsk airport, surpassed the glory of three hundred Spartans, the invincibility and swiftness of the “Black Brigade”, resilience, courage and invincibility of all soldiers - infantrymen, tank crews and gunners, representatives of other branches of service, combat and logistical support, who, every minute risking life on the "zero", reliably stand on the protection of not only their homeland, but also the whole of democratic Europe
- Poroshenko declared.

According to him, the ground troops "daily prove that there is no such force that can violate the spirit and will of the Ukrainian soldier."

Recall, the confrontation at the airport in Donetsk lasted for 242 of the day and ended with the retreat of the Ukrainian security forces. According to the Ministry of Defense of the DPR, the total number of losses of soldiers of the Armed Forces of Ukraine in the vicinity of the airport was about 600 people. All buildings on its territory were destroyed during clashes.
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  1. +12
    12 December 2017 18: 41
    So the Spartans were rear-wheel drive guys, i.e. just ̶п̶и̶ clay blenders am
    А cyborg read the opposite coffin ... also symbolic belay
    1. +11
      12 December 2017 18: 45
      I read the memoirs of these "cyborgs" clogged them there tightly .. So many victims on both sides, to the joy of the USA .. Oh, the Slavs do not know what we're doing ..
      1. +6
        12 December 2017 19: 25
        How accurately Petya noticed smile

        And Petya himself probably represents a sort of Robin Hood (in leotards). smile
        1. +9
          12 December 2017 20: 07
          Quote: Thrall
          And Petya himself probably represents a sort of Robin Hood (in leotards).

          "fi, what is it not constant and windy" laughing
        2. +3
          12 December 2017 23: 21
          So he is ALCOHOL ... PITTY (in r ... but)
      2. 0
        13 December 2017 08: 59
        To kill such "Slavs" is necessary without pity. With a complete understanding of the logic of their actions. And it’s not moral to equalize “Corporal Rau” and “Sergeant Egorov”.
    2. +1
      12 December 2017 18: 47
      Quote: hrych
      So the Spartans were rear-wheel drive guys, i.e. pi

      Well, rightly called them a parasite, just like a goose)))
    3. +3
      12 December 2017 19: 03
      They are not Spartans, but. Killers and looters.
      1. +2
        12 December 2017 19: 37
        Quote: BlombiRus
        They are not Spartans, but. Killers and looters.

        Well, they didn’t hold on badly yet .. It just didn’t make sense, betrayed and threw them ..
        Arranged the massacre, hoping for NATO help, as Poroshenko promised them!
        The EU and the USA deceived you, Ukraine and cruelly betraying Russia .. We will accept, but then do not be offended by repressions .. We Russians were too painful to endure all this from the "brothers."
    4. 0
      13 December 2017 07: 03
      another connoisseur of "deep" history. Are you looking for all of yours?
      1. +1
        13 December 2017 11: 37
        Read Plutarch, baby, after that you will not want to go to Sparta, to Lacedaemon. You read about Lysander and Agesilaus, Archidam and Cleonim, and then you vomit. am
  2. +12
    12 December 2017 18: 48
    compared the security forces who participated in the battles at the airport of Donetsk in the fall of 2014 - in the winter of 2015, with the Spartans

    The picture came to mind immediately
    1. +14
      12 December 2017 18: 51
      Quote: pvv113
      compared the security forces who participated in the battles at the airport of Donetsk in the fall of 2014 - in the winter of 2015, with the Spartans

      The picture came to mind immediately

      1. +7
        12 December 2017 19: 22
        Sanya, salute! hi drinks I understand that the Reichschocolattenführer again spoke without regaining consciousness? Vapsche shore, he beguiled. wassat
        1. +6
          12 December 2017 19: 28
          Hi Paul!
          Quote: bouncyhunter
          Vapsche shore he beguiled

          Maybe the ingredients? Since
          Quote: bouncyhunter
          without regaining consciousness
          1. +6
            12 December 2017 19: 31
            You will understand this Alconaut figs: what and with what does he interfere, that he drives such a blizzard. But judging by the erysipelas - something vigorous with no less thermonuclear. For example, alcohol adds to moonshine. lol
            1. +6
              12 December 2017 19: 35
              Quote: bouncyhunter
              Moonshine adds alcohol.

              Yeah, dry alcohol! Five tablets ...
              1. +4
                12 December 2017 19: 36
                This one can. If some bootleggers add carbide to moonshine ... Yes
                1. +1
                  13 December 2017 04: 12
                  I don’t know about carbide (it’s very "special" scent), and Diphenhydramine just bodilyazhili
        2. +3
          12 December 2017 19: 46
          Pasha, hello! In my opinion, on the contrary, I regained consciousness well on the occasion of the day of ground forces.
          1. +3
            12 December 2017 20: 04
            Volodya, good evening! hi "Consciousness" and "Poroshenko" have long been incompatible concepts. But what grunted about - no doubt. wink
        3. +7
          12 December 2017 20: 10
          Quote: bouncyhunter
          without regaining consciousness

          it would be better if he died crying
          1. +3
            12 December 2017 20: 16
            Such offspring usually live a long time, unfortunately ... Now, if someone helps him to pretend ... feel
            1. +6
              12 December 2017 20: 18
              are you hinting at Zhirinovsky’s opinion - about a savior?
              1. +3
                12 December 2017 20: 22
                Note - this is not what I said. wink drinks
                1. +7
                  12 December 2017 20: 27
                  Quote: bouncyhunter
                  Note - this is not what I said.

                  still not me - Vladimir Volfovich request
                  1. +3
                    12 December 2017 20: 30
                    But you quoted. good
                    1. +7
                      12 December 2017 20: 38
                      Quote: bouncyhunter
                      But you quoted.

                      and that Wolfovich is already a criminal?
                      1. +3
                        12 December 2017 20: 41
                        Of course not ! I personally respect Vladimir Volfovich for the fact that his words often turn out to be prophetic.
                    2. +6
                      12 December 2017 20: 48
                      “there are no prophets in my Fatherland, and it’s not a lot in other fatherlands” - this is not me either drinks
                      1. +3
                        12 December 2017 20: 53
                        Quote: Angel_and_Demon
                        "there are no prophets in my Fatherland, and not many in other fatherlands"

                        Some would immediately request statistics on the prophets after such words. wink lol
                    3. +6
                      12 December 2017 20: 55
                      Quote: bouncyhunter
                      Some would request stats by the prophets immediately

                      can I poke a finger?
                      1. +2
                        12 December 2017 20: 58
                        Quote: Angel_and_Demon
                        can I poke a finger?

                        As easy as pie :
                    4. +7
                      12 December 2017 21: 10
                      Quote: bouncyhunter
                      As easy as pie :

                      he did not demand
                      Once, a psychic came to Stalin,
                      and Stalin says:
                      - To shoot!
                      - But why?
                      - If he were clairvoyant, he would not have come.
                2. +1
                  13 December 2017 04: 17
                  - Arkady Varlamych, but should we slam a glass on us?
                  - Note: I did not suggest it! Come on!

                  somehow it was recollected not quite to the place
                  1. +1
                    13 December 2017 17: 47
                    Why so? Classic is very out of place. And with the fact that Pokrovsky Gate is a classic, only a complete layman will argue.
        4. +4
          12 December 2017 20: 26
          Quote: bouncyhunter
          Vapsche shore, he beguiled. wassat

          Pasha! And how can he not beguiling the coast, if the edges (cups) do not see? R.S. phrase from the film "White dew". Remember how their libation ended there?
          1. +3
            12 December 2017 20: 29
            Glory, great! hi Do you think this enema will help this Master of Sports in literball? Only if five-core and with mustard and horseradish! bully
            1. +4
              12 December 2017 20: 50
              Pashka, well, you want to live, and you don’t agree to that! drinks
              1. +2
                12 December 2017 20: 54
                A good and kind film was shot in Grodno. good drinks
  3. +6
    12 December 2017 18: 49
    Hitler also compared the Wehrmacht with the legions of the nation and the like..And Guy Julius Caesar considered himself a duce until he hung upside down ..
  4. +4
    12 December 2017 18: 51
    In his mind is twisted! fool He would have compared them with the Vikings fool !
    1. +5
      12 December 2017 19: 15
      In the morning, the president of the Spartans drank all day. fellow
  5. +4
    12 December 2017 18: 52
    Yes ... there are three or four times different Russian special forces and
    national “shock” groups of volunteers from Russia and Donbass tried to knock them out ...
    Until they finally blew up all the columns of the airport at the same time, it did not work out.
    Cruel was the cabin.
    1. +7
      12 December 2017 18: 58
      Have you watched the filmman? wassat crying [quote = voy [i] [/ i] aka uh] Yes ..., there are three or four times different Russian special forces and
      national “shock” groups of volunteers from Russia and Donbass tried to knock them out ...
      Until they finally blew up all the columns of the airport at the same time, it did not work out.
      Cruel was the cabin. [/ Quote]
      1. +3
        12 December 2017 19: 04
        No, I have not watched any films. But followed in 2014-15 by the press (Russian, by the way)
        behind this heroic epic. Strategically, the battle for the airport was not important, but
        both sides went on the principle ...
        1. +7
          12 December 2017 19: 23
          Quote: voyaka uh
          Strategically, the battle for the airport was not important

          At the Donetsk Airport, there is a network of underground strategic shelters and state security agencies of Ukraine, and there really was the American Delta, which was filled up there. Neither Ukrainian nor our special forces used NATO weapons. Here is the reason Rubilov for anyone unnecessary ruins laughing

          Ukrainian gold and foreign exchange reserves went to ours laughing
          1. +3
            12 December 2017 21: 28
            "there really was an American Delta that was flunked there" ///

            And the British SAS was flunked, and the Israeli special forces too. But Kotikov was killed there. belay Only for some reason, the two warring parties spoke good Russian without an accent. The Russians killed the Russians. sad
            1. +4
              13 December 2017 00: 25
              Quote: voyaka uh
              And the British SAS was flunked, and the Israeli special forces too.

              That is, you say about the various Russian special forces in all seriousness, but you doubt about Delta?))) How is it in Shmulinson's style)))))))
        2. 0
          18 December 2017 02: 51
          How was this strategically important for the DPR not necessary? And where did they adjust the fire in Donetsk? From the towers of the WCT. After that, the effectiveness of the dryers decreased sharply.
      2. +5
        12 December 2017 20: 21
        Mdya, Dmitry, Stalingrad is resting, judging by the post of the Warriors ...
    2. +4
      12 December 2017 18: 58
      Quote: voyaka uh
      Yes ... there are three or four times different Russian special forces and
      national “shock” groups of volunteers from Russia and Donbass tried to knock them out ...
      Until they finally blew up all the columns of the airport at the same time, it did not work out.
      Cruel was the cabin.

      Well yeah ... of course! Russians, namely “Russian” hackers, are to blame for everything!
      Trump has now tied you into a bundle of his problems. Fight!
    3. +8
      12 December 2017 19: 00
      And ten more times they repelled the attacks of Russian tactical nuclear weapons
      1. +1
        13 December 2017 04: 39
        You forgot to mention the terrible flamethrower Cheburashka on a terrifying ... wink
        1. +2
          13 December 2017 07: 51
          Fantasy knows no limit wink
      2. +2
        13 December 2017 04: 42
        tennis racket or bat laughing
        1. +2
          13 December 2017 07: 54
          Most importantly, Geletey said that after a nuclear strike there are no losses wink
    4. +5
      12 December 2017 19: 27
      Quote: voyaka uh
      Yes ... there are three or four times different Russian special forces and
      national “shock” groups of volunteers from Russia and Donbass tried to knock them out ...
      Until they finally blew up all the columns of the airport at the same time, it did not work out.
      Cruel was the cabin.

      Vovka stop drinking.
    5. +3
      12 December 2017 22: 21
      Where are you from, strategic ikspert. For 242 days, AFU with special forces stormed DAP and tried to break into Donetsk. But it all began so well, in May 2014 they landed in the WCT, shot inexperienced and not even camouflaged students-militias, and were already preparing to drive to the city center on Kievsky Prospect. Out of nowhere, Motorola! And after him, Givi. Then 242 days of shame of the Armed Forces of Ukraine and Ukrospetsnaz. Actually, the Ukrainians didn’t get out of the basements at the airport. They also celebrated the need and buried their “heroes” for an exciting smell.
      1. +1
        13 December 2017 04: 45
        There they celebrated the need and buried their "heroes" for an exciting smell.
        Apparently more gerycha, and with each week everything is more spiritual and spiritual wassat
      2. +2
        13 December 2017 08: 58
        Quote: gerkost2012
        Where are you from, strategic ikspert

        He can see better from the couch on the TV wink
  6. +1
    12 December 2017 18: 53
    reliably defend not only their Fatherland, but also the whole of democratic Europe
    - Poroshenko declared.
    I would say so - on the defense of American financial capital and in the forefront of American expansion in Europe, among a bunch of the most helpful sixes of the West, treacherously taking the position of a stronger and richer, as it seems foolish to them, speaking out against their Slav brothers, America is with you by us, let’s see where the "American-laden" language will lead you ..., the Germans have already been licked !!! I don’t speak for all the people, there are still real and thinking people, but with regards to the castrolegolid spiteful heroes ...
  7. +2
    12 December 2017 18: 53
    You can approve anything. The main thing is to "wave" a long distance!
    The Spartans - defended their independence from the aggressor, and the so-called "cyborgs", "black brigade" and others. standing behind them - only their ambitions and incomes. And the freedom of "democratic" Europe is a "squirrel" to Petyuna!
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  9. +2
    12 December 2017 19: 02
    Complete nonsense.
    And did any of his audience hear anything about 300 Spartans?
  10. +1
    12 December 2017 19: 04
    "Recall that the confrontation at the Donetsk airport lasted 242 days and ended with the retreat of the Ukrainian security forces. According to the DNR Ministry of Defense, the total number of casualties of the Ukrainian Armed Forces in the vicinity of the airport was about 600 people. All buildings on its territory were destroyed during the clashes."
    Well, again, the anonymous editorial board of VO wisely kept silent about the loss of the DPR during the storming of Donetsk airport, and indeed the specifics of the 242-day confrontation - this is not a day or two ...
    And so it turns out - purely politics, almost like a zombie - on the other hand, and correctly --- think for yourself, decide for yourself. smile
    And Poroshenko correctly - on his part - said everything.
    Like VO, on our part, it’s just politics.
    But there was no Military Review.
    1. +1
      12 December 2017 19: 34
      [quote = Des10]
      - Well, here again, the anonymous editorial board of VO wisely silenced the losses of the DPR during the storming of Donetsk airport, and indeed the specifics of the 242-day confrontation - this is not a day or two ...
      And so it turns out - purely politics, almost like a zombie - on the other hand, and correctly --- think for yourself, decide for yourself. -
      The war is all the same! People are dying! Someone for the idea, someone for the metal!
      -A Poroshenko correctly - on his part - he said everything .-
      What is literate? - complete nonsense, it would be better to drink Petrusha than he said.
      - Like VO - on our part - it's just politics .-
      I do not agree - not just politics, but the improvement of the political situation (for our "friends" that we feel good for them shit)!
      But there was no Military Review.
      There was no military review, but there was a report in the VO section called “news”.
      1. 0
        12 December 2017 21: 38
        Quote: Mole
        There was no military review, but there was a report in the VO section called “news”.

        Yes, I agree, the article in the "news" section on VO.
    2. +1
      12 December 2017 19: 35
      Quote: Des10
      Well, again, the anonymous editorial board of VO wisely hid the loss of the DPR during the storming of Donetsk airport,

      An article about Poroshenko and cyborgs, not a militia.
      Quote: Des10
      and indeed the specifics of the 242 day confrontation - this is not a day or two ...

      Yes there was no specifics there, those who wanted to fight and who did not recognize the ceasefire were sent to both sides of the airport to the airport where they killed each other. When the real war began, the airport was taken in a week. That’s all the confrontation.
      Quote: Des10
      And so it turns out - purely politics, almost like a zombie - on the other hand, and correctly --- think for yourself, decide for yourself.

      VO commented on the words of Poroshenko. What does politics have to do with it?
      Quote: Des10
      And Poroshenko correctly - on his part - said everything.

      You get drunk and not even that.
      1. 0
        12 December 2017 21: 42
        Quotation: blooded man
        VO commented on the words of Poroshenko. What does politics have to do with it?

        Of course, nothing to do with it.
        For the rest - voyaka uh and you - all said.
  11. +3
    12 December 2017 19: 06
    Only 2 news topics nearby:
    *** According to him, officers of the ground forces "daily prove that there is no such force that can violate the spirit and will of the Ukrainian warrior." ***

    *** Ukrainian Armed Forces announced a 70% absence of conscripts ***
  12. +2
    12 December 2017 19: 07
    The heroes of izdabol: Parashenka and Trump ... You can’t accomplish a feat, then invent it yourself and tell the whole world about it from a high rostrum!
  13. +3
    12 December 2017 19: 41
    he compared the security forces who participated in the battles at the Donetsk airport in the fall of 2014 - in the winter of 2015, with the Spartans.

    ... Petya beguiled am
    soldier
    1. +1
      12 December 2017 21: 34
      Selfless was the time!
      And how many defenders of Donbass, commanders and ordinary soldiers are no longer alive.
      eekhma ((
    2. +1
      13 December 2017 00: 36
      The first video, as if it were from Syria. Only everything in armor and helmets. And the rest is the same: everyone naughty in the Universe
  14. +2
    12 December 2017 20: 04
    Gunpowder is watering! Everything is as always old.
  15. +4
    12 December 2017 20: 13
    confrontation at the airport of Donetsk lasted 242 days

    It is strange that he did not mention Stalingrad and Pavlov’s house in particular.
    1. +2
      12 December 2017 20: 27
      yes sho! how can you! heroes of the aggressor? here are Sich Riflemen who fought with Russia .... or the heroic hetman Mazepu, who served three monarchs and one deserved a unique order (the order of Judah) should be mentioned.
      1. +4
        12 December 2017 20: 39
        It’s okay. 3 Ukrainian was renamed from South-West, which fought for Stalingrad. So, Ukrainians fought for the city on the Volga. Only now I think, should he talk about this?
  16. 0
    12 December 2017 20: 39
    Moreover, a tolerant Europe, preoccupied with the rights of young people and migrants, does not even suspect this.
    1. 0
      12 December 2017 21: 11
      Yes, what could it be there ... Immediately I would have declared myself King of Lyonides.
  17. +3
    12 December 2017 20: 57
    The chocolate bar about Sparta knew something, but it seemed not a bargain and it seemed very much under the shafe.
    Interestingly, and the "cyborgs" will be delighted with such a comparison ??? They do not seem to be gay, with tolerance they are tight!
    1. +1
      12 December 2017 21: 08
      He watched a movie about them without translation under the shafe ...
      1. +3
        12 December 2017 21: 34
        And it seemed to me that if you jump on the most, you don’t need a translation either. The text itself will be projected on the subcortex!
        True option FROM PROTEIN, is also not excluded!
  18. +2
    12 December 2017 20: 57
    These "Spartans" could not take the DAP in 242 days, they killed almost all the riot police there from Kremenchug and rebounded. . Probably because Petro Chocolate himself is by no means the Spartan king Leonid. And in general, not a hero, but a "hero."
    1. +3
      12 December 2017 21: 37
      So for the heroes there is a proven method ... took in two, three, four, and preferably five stars, and here you are a hero and a king, and if a little more, a little. then the emperor himself in the flesh !!!
  19. +2
    12 December 2017 21: 07
    Talkative what, however. Let him recall the wise statement of Kuzma Prutkov: If you have a fountain, cover it. give the fountain a break. ... Ears have already faded from his chatter!
  20. 0
    12 December 2017 21: 25
    Bandera, he in the 40s, Bandera and today Bandera ... Coward, bandit and marauder ... It is necessary to compare with the Nazi SS, and not with Sparta ...
  21. 0
    12 December 2017 21: 47
    Poroshenko compared the Ukrainian "cyborgs" with the Spartans

    eeeemmmm, in the sense of ....
    did I understand correctly? !!!! belay feel
  22. 0
    12 December 2017 22: 59
    Quote: gerkost2012
    Where are you from, strategic ikspert. For 242 days, AFU with special forces stormed DAP and tried to break into Donetsk. But it all began so well, in May 2014 they landed in the WCT, shot inexperienced and not even camouflaged students-militias, and were already preparing to drive to the city center on Kievsky Prospect. Out of nowhere, Motorola! And after him, Givi. Then 242 days of shame of the Armed Forces of Ukraine and Ukrospetsnaz. Actually, the Ukrainians didn’t get out of the basements at the airport. They also celebrated the need and buried their “heroes” for an exciting smell.

    Initially, there were other "ours". Misha and Arsen were then in Ilovaisk. In July 2014 (and before the winter of 2015) there were still “peacekeeping” messages with the WCT in the center. The Appendix was still there. A "Putilovsky bridge" will be restored. As history tells me, they will recall the “300 Spartans,” completely forgetting about the “helots,” of which there were several thousand. Probably according to the strategy, it was the helots that did not allow Xerox to distribute the "multiplying technique" in "Ancient Sparta"). How would I pass the exam? In my heart I just “don't like” what it is.
  23. 0
    12 December 2017 23: 39
    This time, speaking on the occasion of the Ground Forces Day of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, he compared the security forces who participated in the battles at the Donetsk airport in the fall of the 2014, in the winter of the 2015, with the Spartans

    Given the circumstances, this is a perfectly normal analogy.
    1. 0
      18 December 2017 03: 00
      no one argues that the coffins, that pdki, that the Xerxes warriors are all born into the world without honor and respect
  24. 0
    13 December 2017 00: 24
    Yes, yes ... Recall the Ilovaysky Cauldron
  25. 0
    13 December 2017 06: 35
    Oh Petya, Petya! Whoever pours, he praises! "Rear-wheel drive" will pour, and they will become "Heroes"!
  26. 0
    13 December 2017 06: 45
    Petrufan 301 "Spartan"! wassat
  27. 0
    13 December 2017 09: 00
    "404 Spartans."
  28. 0
    13 December 2017 09: 36
    Found with whom to compare.
  29. 0
    13 December 2017 13: 32
    It is clear that recently he was revising a cartoon about 300 Spartans and presented himself as the head of an incomplete battalion in Dzhankoy, and on the way to it a rod of hordes of Russian tanks ...
    And Petya is so heroic of himself, with a beard and a spear ...
    The truth woke up later and remembered that he was a cyborg and went to wash contacts with alcohol

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