Poroshenko demanded that the intelligence officers work according to NATO standards

President of Ukraine Petro Poroshenko instructed the State Intelligence Service to present the concept of optimizing the work of the department in accordance with NATO standards by the end of December, according to the website of the head of state.

By the end of December, I am instructing me to submit to me the concept of optimizing the foreign intelligence service of Ukraine in accordance with the standards of the North Atlantic Alliance. Experience alliance standards you have good. And I demand its implementation in regulatory documents.

- said the President, speaking at the celebrations dedicated to the 26-th anniversary of the activities of the service.

In addition, the Ukrainian leader demanded that intelligence agents regroup their forces and learn to respond flexibly to new challenges and threats, as well as to improve work efficiency.

According to Poroshenko, the main tasks of effective intelligence are intelligence support of Ukraine’s participation in the creation and functioning of international and regional collective security systems, protection of national interests in the political, economic, energy, scientific and technical and military-technical spheres, detection of danger and challenges to Ukrainian interests and effective countering them.

Verkhovna Rada in June 2016 adopted a number of amendments, in which the entry into NATO was declared one of the goals of the state’s foreign policy. The new military doctrine of the country provides for the resumption of the course in the alliance: by 2020, Ukraine must ensure full compatibility of its armed forces with the forces of NATO countries.

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[Sofa General]

go there, I don’t know where ... but by NATO standards ..
hand face

[Cutter]

I guess ... It is necessary to fail their scouts even in small countries (Belarus) in order to meet NATO standards ...

[LSA57]

Quote: Cutter

..It must fail your scouts even in small countries

yes the whole of Africa there is still the truth it is not clear there are embroidered shirts

[Thrall]

The whole village came to see how quietly and inconspicuously the Estonian scouts

[vovanpain]

protection of national interests in the political, economic, energy, scientific-technical and military-technical spheres, detection of dangers and challenges to Ukrainian interests and effective opposition to them.

Well, yes, yes, the whole world is with you.

[Wolka]

But the aunt is in many ways right ...

[Going]

As you said, the aunt is shocked that these horses still want to.

[Anarchist]

By NATO standards, this is when you are a lawless army! The Baltic states live by NATO standards. Japan and the Republic of Korea, too, although they do not enter the bloc!
'' You may not be in NATO, but you must live by standards! ''

[Going]

"Announce the entire list please," what are NATO's standards for intelligence?

[Anarchist]

It’s on faith, as an axiom, to accept US intelligence!
And the speculation of their press ...
And also look for information in the posts of Russian Internet users ... '' all Russian Internet users are hackers working for the Kremlin and gru! ''

[Going]

All this somehow sour, intelligence here and, there is the elite.

[Anarchist]

So they want to remove the elite, because they know the truth! And they can use it at the most inopportune moment. Why are they like hell ...

[Going]

You can want, but this is intelligence, it is the same everywhere and if someone does not understand this, nothing can be helped.

[Lelek]

Quote: Going

What are NATO intelligence standards?

. Unquestioningly carry out the idiotic order of a drunk commander (this is under No. 1).

[novel66]

but no! The main thing in intelligence work according to NATO standards is to skillfully use social networks!

[Captain Pushkin]

Quote: Going

Coming Yesterday, 22:06 PM ↑ New
"Announce the entire list please," what are NATO's standards for intelligence?

To begin with, all passwords will be translated into English, and the resident, when meeting with a liaison, will have to pour not whiskey, but whiskey. Well, dressing in European style includes blue harem pants, a yellow embroidered shirt, and a strict black tuxedo over the embroidered shirt.

[alstr]

No, they need diapers and air conditioners for cowards))) They do not know how to fight otherwise

[210ox]

Well, they already know how to blow up power line poles. It remains to learn how to unfasten the fly in the toilet, and not before entering it ..

[LSA57]

Quote: 210ox

. It remains to learn how to unfasten the fly in the toilet, and not before entering it ..

it's hard. Parashkin does not know how. President Sasha near the toilet awaits the teacher

[Reserve officer]

Yes, he would only use the word "NATO" everywhere. Now they will eat according to NATO standards; they will also need to cope. And even scouts will now measure the water temperature with a thermometer during ferries and, if anything, refuse to force water barriers - these are also NATO standards.

[bouncyhunter]

Lyosha, hello! NATO standards will be that yesterday the scout was called George Konopelko, and tomorrow he was James Bond.

[Reserve officer]

Hello Pasha! Marked thinly. All continuous Bonds will be. And then to distinguish between these Bonds?

[bouncyhunter]

By numbers, naturally. From 008 onwards.

[Monos]

Pasha, hello!
"Joining NATO" is an old, proven over the years mantra. Without it, you cannot beg for money.

[bouncyhunter]

Victor, a definitive hello! Let them beg - soon they will only be served on the porch on Sundays. Everyone wants to get into NATO in the Netherlands.

[Monos]

Quote: bouncyhunter

Everyone wants to get into NATO in the Netherlands.

They are not used to it. Kiev 1941 year.

[bouncyhunter]

Quote: Monos

They are not used to it. Kiev 1941 year.

Well, you understand what I want to say about this.

[Going]

Good evening Pasha! , we probably will never be able to understand and even more so accept the logic and thoughts of Poroshenko and his ragul.

[bouncyhunter]

Hello, Victor!

Quote: Going

we probably will never be able to understand and even more so accept the logic and thoughts of Poroshenko and his ragul.

They themselves cannot understand themselves, where are we?

[Going]

They themselves cannot understand themselves, where are we?

This is understandable, then we have to put them where, a rod from everywhere, because they are crawling towards you.

[bouncyhunter]

The best option - to the owners for a puddle! But they don’t need mattresses there ...

[Cutter]

I can’t forgive this .... Sorry, gentlemen, they kill for it.

[Going]

Quote: bouncyhunter

The best option - to the owners for a puddle! But they don’t need mattresses there ...

In the sheaves to tie and send, by Christmas ...

[bouncyhunter]

Tough, but fair: the mattresses muddied the butch in Ukraine - let them be tormented with skakuas.

[Going]

Of course, let them take the "crop."

[vovanpain]

Quote: Reserve officer

to distinguish between these bonds then how?

Yes, just Alex They will show themselves.

[Going]

Better not to say Good evening Vlad!

[210ox]

Pash But at the same time, he will stink from James as a vodka like from Zhora ..

Quote: bouncyhunter

Lyosha, hello! NATO standards will be that yesterday the scout was called George Konopelko, and tomorrow he was James Bond.

[bouncyhunter]

Hi Dima!

Quote: 210ox

But at the same time, he will stink from James as a vodka like from Zhora.

What do you understand in Shpigong games: this is not a stink, but an identification fume - you need to understand!

[Vasyan1971]

Quote: Stock Officer

Yes, he would only use the word "NATO" everywhere. Now they will eat according to NATO standards; they will also need to cope. And even scouts will now measure the water temperature with a thermometer during ferries and, if anything, refuse to force water barriers - these are also NATO standards.

And where are NATO certified diapers available? Euro newspapers will be stuffed into cowards?

[dSK]

Not 007: “For six months, a Ukrainian spy on duty in Togliatti failed to transmit data to Nezalezhnaya. It became known that a worker at a ship repair plant was detained in Togliatti. According to investigators, he was recruited by the Security Service of Ukraine for six months to collect information about the Russian company. It is noteworthy that for all the time of his espionage, the grief agent never managed to transfer data to Ukraine. During the interrogation, the detainee admitted everything and said that he had previously worked at the Kherson State Plant. Since June, he switched to working at a Togliatti enterprise, but already as a Ukrainian spy and with the pseudonym Serge. It is known that the unsuccessful spy will be released to his homeland, since he did not manage to harm Russia. "(The first Russian TV channel Tsargrad 30.11.2017. ) Probably the results of natovization.

[svp67]

By the end of December, I am instructing me to submit to me the concept of optimizing the foreign intelligence service of Ukraine in accordance with the standards of the North Atlantic Alliance. Experience alliance standards you have good. And I demand its implementation in regulatory documents.

In how cleverly I twisted it, there’s no way to say shorter and clearer - we completely “lie down” under NATO and the USA, and “please” their every whim ... "... under a mustache"

[LSA57]

Quote: svp67

NATO and the United States, and "appease" their every whim ... "... under the mustache"

well this is porn ... hard

[svp67]

Quote: LSA57

well this is porn ... hard

I think that "hard porn ..." is, in comparison with the reality of Ukraine, "film +6"

[Alexander 3]

What stupidity you just can’t hear from the Bandera’s chief specialist. By NATO standards, they have scouts and go to the toilet.

[LSA57]

Quote: Alexander 3

they have scouts and go to the toilet.

and intelligence is poured through the toilet

[Alexander 3]

They can probably transmit data directly in a clean field.

[Slovak]

Petya, if according to NATO standards, then it is necessary to allow, and at the expense of the budget of the Ministry of Defense, sex-change operations to all interested military personnel. (Finally, Poltarak will become the Whole .... otherwise, not two, not one and a half ...) Start and feed according to NATO standards, provide cash allowance, living conditions according to their standards. I hope ukrovokami will like his next ballet pas in front of the camera.

[The Siberian barber]

..What is it like??))

[The Siberian barber]

Petya, with a strong repudiation, it seems)
Insanity grows stronger ..)

[pvv113]

optimizing agency performance in accordance with NATO standards

Let them take the example of Estonian intelligence

Trying not to make noise, a company of Estonian scouts crept to the enemy headquarters. Residents of all the surrounding villages came to see it!

[Going]

This summer is to blame, it has come too fast.

[pvv113]

Anyway, Estonia is at the epicenter of the spatio-temporal anomaly.

[Going]

They understand this and, in general, they don’t mind, if only they would not be urged.

[kebeskin]

According to NATO standards, it’s without cola and toilet roll

[Baloo]

Quote: kebeskin

According to NATO standards, it’s without cola and toilet roll

Do not worry colleagues. The swollen beggar is gushing with new ideas to distract attention. And he himself at the same time thinks how to get away on the eve of a big schucher. But now, intelligence, the Security Service of Ukraine, and the Armed Forces of Ukraine will protect the path of a probable withdrawal. After all, someone will have to answer for everything. Yaytsenyukh with Yanukovych-not available. Nalyvaichenko come, the order is in sight ...
After all, they warned beggar on VO: run Petya, run .... I did not obey. now it will be extreme, no excuse will not help.

[LSA57]

Quote: kebeskin

According to NATO standards, it’s without cola and toilet roll

one is possible. but who will pull out the second? and the smell ......

[Yoshi]

First, it was necessary to send a 36-year-old Foreign Ministry officer to the USA for a year and a half, then appoint him the head of the Foreign Intelligence Service. Then the newly appointed one had to replace the former with his own (also from the trade). And after that, soar about "NATO standards". Sleep well. SVRU - dead ... A bunch of thieves and beggars ...

[Herculesic]

This NATO should go to the standards of ukroiny - the most powerful army of Eurasia! Even the Chinese with the phrase "Ukrainian army" startled change their faces, and start feverishly checking for the availability of military equipment and spare parts for it, but these are trifles - they are afraid, this is a fact! And total drunkenness misleads the enemy, and allows you to imitate the weakness of the Ukrainian army, so that later, behind the enemy’s rear, it’s shock to go on tour at the construction sites of the “aggressor” - and this is also trifles! !! Here, the army of ukroins still consists of such trifles!

[Vasyan1971]

Quote: Herkulesich

Even the Chinese with the phrase "Ukrainian army" startled change in their faces, and

Are your eyes round?

[Sergey53]

You can understand everything, but even our billionaires will not think of such nonsense.

[Going]

Oh, for the sake of money they just don’t carry it.

[Nikolai Petrov]

Oh, besides scouts ruins, only "scouts" ruins know about their existence. The shortest joke.
Well, NATa, only laughs from the "scouts", and pats on the shoulder. And there, on the fertilizer of the land of New Russia.

[tochila]

And you, friends, no matter how you sit down, everyone is not good at musicians !!!! (Krylov is a fabulist)

[Wolka]

in order to fight in NATO, one must think like them, but the ukroskakuns are not capable of this, at the genetic level, the good old scoop will not allow ...

[Nikolai Petrov]

But does NATO know about this?

[APASUS]

Everything is already zroben! One has only to turn to the article: Van Drink. Guys, what happiness you will have when you understand who this is! Asked!

[Reserve buildbat]

By the standards of Nata, this, as I understand it, "always crap, crap everywhere, crap all the way, bottom! Cramp and no nails ..."
I will not finish the quatrains so as not to spoil the weather.

[Going]

But diapers should be provided.

[Prisoner]

Soon the neighbors will be obliged to go to the closet according to NATO standards. It reminds a set of words "restructuring, acceleration". There was a time when the "party soldiers" urged everyone to speed up and rebuild. These are also built "according to NATO standards."

[pvv113]

Quote: LSA57

Quote: kebeskin

According to NATO standards, it’s without cola and toilet roll

one is possible. but who will pull out the second? and the smell ......

So that there are no problems with the legs

[Berkut24]

Poroshenko demanded that the intelligence officers work according to NATO standards

Yes Easy. They can only reach Facebook.

[CAT BAIYUN]

Poroshenko demanded

Someone else cares what Poroshenko said? Ah ... demanded? Oh well....
And now this is a new-fangled word for "implementation" ... Like an sexually transmitted infection (3P) .. It sticks to all brains that are fragile ... Just what, so immediately the fashionable word for "implementation" is all .. You’re almost European and enlightened just to stupefy ....

[den3080]

"Implementation" I first heard from Lavrov)) Porosenko watches too much TV)))

[CAT BAIYUN]

Lavrov - you can. Firstly, he’s smart, secondly his own, and thirdly he knows what it is ...

[rocket757]

By NATO standards, when the phrase “Don’t be a hero, turn in everyone, everything and always - as a motto for survival?”
Here, the warriors proved themselves especially close, just added from themselves - Sell everyone, everything and always!

[German Titov]

It’s good that it’s not by Russian standards. At least in some ways "overwhelmed." "" - "State Intelligence Service". Probably missed a lot. When did you organize it? If not, I will take a coat and in the ATO. "The president said at the celebrations marking the 26th anniversary of the service." And what? Did the 26 years old “couple” guys do it? Not! With a "cut / cut /" budget there for "concepts." Vaapche, it’s hard to be a resident of Ukraine. Every day, "NOW, NOW," and the anniversary. Either the Holodomor needs to be celebrated, then the Ukrainians' scouts should be planted at half a liter. With the Holodomor, it’s clear that the victims go to this day “A. Gerashchenko, Moveychuk, Kostya Grishin (oh this one from the fool),” “intelligence” where to find? Would have saved Lexeyich liver. We still need to establish a “moment of truth" on it.

[Horn]

That is: a Powell test tube, chatter on the Internet, and "clean pats raids" on the principle of people picks?

[LeonidL]

With the same “success”, Petyunchik may require them to get the moon from heaven ...

[sgr291158]

SVR and Ukraine are two incompatible things. That Ukraine and a freebie is yes.

[prior]

To comment on this, you need to be a doctor of the corresponding specialization.

[sibiryk]

In the photo, Petina guarded, such funny ... campaign they thump together with him)))

[IL-18]

And what are you all kidding here? There is a catch: not a single quote contains a word about Russia. This is alarming.