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Summit Walker - Surkov

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We know little about this meeting in Belgrade. Vladislav Surkov was extremely brief: “We discussed in detail the Russian initiative to deploy UN forces in Ukraine. American friends submitted their proposals to our Security Council draft resolution - twenty-nine paragraphs. Three of them, our delegation found acceptable. A bit, of course. Still, the three are not zero. Better than zero. ”




Kurt Walker did not say anything about this meeting. And there is a leak about this secret evening at a high level, but from very unreliable sources, but due to the lack of other leaks, one has to eat what is ...

“Vladislav, we consider it necessary to introduce peacekeepers, very respectable ones, from Canada to Donetsk and to Lugansk,” said Kurt Volker, while Surkov thoughtfully read the documents presented by the American, “to stop the sufferings of the civilian population there. Only twenty thousand with some attached technology, they will maintain order until the establishment of the legitimate authority after the elections. And disarm those who lead this terrible indiscriminate fire on peaceful people.

“We guarantee security to all ethnic minorities, including Russians, everyone will have a lot of food and Coca-Cola,” Volker smiled broadly in American style.

Surkov finished reading and looked at Kurt with interest:

- Are you German by origin? And you know that your grandfather fought on the Eastern Front, was captured, and did a lot for our victory, our historians have recently unearthed. Here are his reports on the work done, we give you as a keepsake, - Vladislav put a red folder on the table, on which there were three letters: the KGB.

“You composed the ultimate ultimatum, as my prophets from the Foreign Ministry predicted to me.” You know, Sergey Lavrov is not very pleased with you, he will complain to Tillerson. He promises to cut off the oil for him, and you ... I do not even know what they will cut you. You take care of yourself.

“Is Tillerson your agent too, like Trump?”

“Of course, you are our agent too,” Surkov smiled softly, “our hackers are already making you a suit.” I was joking, - while Vladislav grinned and pointedly pointed at the lapel of his suit.

- We will consider the first three paragraphs; we veto the rest, as in the UN Security Council: we cannot guarantee the safety of your contingent. In the same place there are mines in which sometimes the whole battalion of the Armed Forces of Ukraine collapses. With heavy weapons. And silence ... can you imagine?

Surkov paused, as if giving Kurt an opportunity to present this terrible picture, straightened the badge on his lapel, and suddenly said loudly:

“Dear friend, we have a counter offer to you,” Vladislav pushed Kurt into a green folder, “we suggest introducing Belarusian peacekeepers, notice, not to Kiev, where your embassy and the CIA are, but just to the borders of Lugansk and Donetsk regions. Okay This is your new assignment, dear Kurt, good luck. Hello tillerson

- But Vladislav, how will the Belarusian peacekeepers cooperate with the Armed Forces of Ukraine? Without Coca-Cola? We have a different concept of settlement in the Donbas. What will I say to Tillerson?

- Dear Kurt, I noticed it. Tell Tillerson that Belarus is much closer to the Donbas than Canada. And for the APU do not worry, they will worry about the civilian population, they have long-standing accounts.

Surkov stood up and bowed out, putting a business card on the table on which it was embossed in large letters: Our cause is just - the enemy will be defeated!

- Call!

After this conversation, Kurt Walker does not get in touch for a long time ...
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  1. HEATHER
    HEATHER 20 November 2017 14: 18 New
    +2
    Our hackers are already making a suit for you. Smiled!
    1. siberalt
      siberalt 20 November 2017 15: 24 New
      +4
      Vitya Gundev predicted the end of the world, and here about some Walker. laughing Here you need to withdraw all cash from your account and run to the Russian Orthodox Church mutually donate to the last penny before it starts! belay
      Respect for the "leak" to the author!
      1. 210ox
        210ox 20 November 2017 19: 36 New
        +1
        Sent for the tree, .. Well, sent, so sent .. Well, if so. And then only “Mr. No” could have a productive conversation with them .. A.A. Gromyko ..
        Quote: siberalt
        Vitya Gundev predicted the end of the world, and here about some Walker. laughing Here you need to withdraw all cash from your account and run to the Russian Orthodox Church mutually donate to the last penny before it starts! belay
        Respect for the "leak" to the author!
      2. dSK
        dSK 21 November 2017 00: 30 New
        +1
        Hello Oleg! Another leak: The Russian army will get rid of overweight military personnel. This decision was made by the Minister of Defense Sergey Shoigu, following a medical examination of the military in 2017. Until December 15, servicemen with third and fourth degrees of obesity will be offered to quit or transfer to other posts. The presence of such an order was confirmed to URA.RU correspondent by a military columnist for Komsomolskaya Pravda, retired colonel and former head of the press service of the Ministry of Defense Viktor Baranets - “Such there’s really an order from the Ministry of Defense, according to it, military personnel with the third and fourth degrees of obesity will be fired .. " hi
  2. solzh
    solzh 20 November 2017 14: 21 New
    +1
    Cheered up. Thank. laughing good
  3. Semenov
    Semenov 20 November 2017 15: 05 New
    0
    One plus is from me.
  4. komvap
    komvap 20 November 2017 16: 06 New
    +8
    Yeah ...
    andarbek Danilbekovich Dudayev is naturally the main guardian for the reunification of the Russian People ..
    1. Alber
      Alber 20 November 2017 21: 34 New
      +4
      Quote: komvap
      Yeah ...
      andarbek Danilbekovich Dudayev is naturally the main guardian for the reunification of the Russian People ..

      That Groundhog (Dudaev), that Walker. A pair of boots! Sorry, "diplomats" ...
  5. Mavrikiy
    Mavrikiy 20 November 2017 18: 57 New
    0
    American friends submitted their proposals to our draft Security Council resolution - twenty-nine paragraphs.
    About how, not partners, colleagues, but friends ....
    "Closer banderlogs, closer ...."
    I wonder who banderlog? Really ... I am against.
    Our cause is right - the enemy will be defeated!
    Touched. But it really will be broken. He just has no other choice.
  6. vissarion
    vissarion 20 November 2017 19: 13 New
    +4
    You can not believe Surkov. Selling. I suppose for a long time already sharpened skis to escape to the States. And then there's some German. If this Walkner offers Surkov a car of green candy wrappers. it’s impossible to refuse such a proposal. And then there are some negotiations. We are waiting for the sss.
    1. dSK
      dSK 20 November 2017 20: 48 New
      +1
      Quote: vissarion
      Selling

      "What condemn."Svetlana Kopylova. Listen online https://my.mail.ru/music/search/ hi
  7. Normal ok
    Normal ok 20 November 2017 23: 10 New
    0
    Actually, this is not analytics. This is a pamphlet. Even though sometime analytics will appear worthwhile analytics ?!
    1. Silkway0026
      Silkway0026 24 November 2017 09: 09 New
      +2
      Mr. Chuvakin’s real analytics on this resource))) Read to everyone!
  8. datur
    datur 21 November 2017 02: 26 New
    0
    MASTERS HAVE SAID-3 points we will think !!! wink but in the Caucasus they can think !!! wink drinks drinks drinks