Hedgehog in the fog. Postmaid version
The hedgehog is quite regularly and not at all costly for the squirrels to squeeze mushrooms, nuts and donations of vagrants from the local boundless chipmunks squeezed by exorbitant labor. No one attempted on his mink, as the Hedgehog possessed an exceptionally prickly disposition and a reliable roof in the person of the Bear, nicknamed “Brown”, who was watching the surrounding forest.
But for some time, suddenly something went wrong ... After the explosion of a firecracker and several tires that had burnt over the mink, the Hedgehog, however, was illegal as well, but fortunately the bear cub was not completely killed by the fire, they had to urgently move into the thicket of the forest to the swamp. In principle, like other animals and other non-patriotic evil.
Other fairy-tale characters in the face of Serpent Kirdynich, Koshchei the Immortal, Kota Bayun and Kikimora, wearing embroidered shirts, under the strict guidance of those who left their caches in time for the people who had left their caches, genocide with everything that moves, regardless of services to the Fatherland, gender, age, and age. and political views ...
All squirrels en masse forcibly conscripted into the civil service. Those with a white sheen were handed over directly to the Tsar. Business Hedgehog collapsed ...
Hedgehog found a new home under the roots of a rotten tree on the very edge of the swamp.
Having somehow wintered in a dugout with the same destitute Owl, which the Hedgehog had stupidly warmed into the frosty January evenings out of pity and not having a clue how to get rid of it culturally now, he suddenly thought that it would be nice to visit his old friend - Bear. .. With the end of winter, Buryom didn’t care, in any way, it was time to go out of hibernation ... Let the spring be late. Sighing heavily and taking with him a can of raspberry tincture, the Hedgehog bravely entered the hoarfrost last year's grass ...
Bear lived on the other side of the freezing swamp. He was sheltered by separatist badgers who did not recognize the power of the beavers. The hedgehog was walking on the frozen grass of last year's grass, crippling the paws in the blood. And, believe me, the paws at that moment were less disturbed by his excited consciousness ...
- Yeah! - from time to time a pregnant Owl tried to urge him to honesty from somewhere above.
- No time! - the Hedgehog tiredly waved away, sincerely hoping that the weather today is still non-flying ...
The first person he met in the silent forest was a defile like on the catwalk, the truckers' star Little Red Riding Hopelessly scattering her hips, carrying a transfer to her beloved grandmother, a klofeline girl, in the district SIZO. Behind her, a Gray Wolf, a modestly quiet, pedophile, walks with a quiet stalk.
- Shalom, tramps! - smiling heartily, he yelled in greeting
- Glory to Ukraine! - the girl responded enthusiastically ...
- Tccccc ... Scare the Game !! - Wolf growled softly ...
- Yeah ... - again from somewhere above, again offended Owl shouted ...
Having run a little more, the Hedgehog stumbled upon Papa Carlo's closet and, tempted by the mysterious fussing and incomprehensible sobs heard from there, peered through the window. There, Papa Carlo against the backdrop of a fabulous fireplace, completely forgetting about the magical log, planed with Giuseppe Pinocchio. At the grave of the untimely perished in an unequal fight with Pierrot's badgers, chilly at Artamon's coat, sad Malvina sat on a suitcase with EU stickers, not paying attention at all to the pimp Carabas, hurrying her to go to the highway.
- Yeah ... - again somewhere above the owl was angry ....
"So that you die!" - Yozh sincerely wished in his heart and, having greeted Duremar, who had eaten turtle soup, ran on ...
Running along the edge of the marsh past the crazy woodpecker constantly knocking on everyone, the Hedgehog suddenly remembered that once, from time to time, he used a thick fog to invite this or that lost horse to the edge of the cliff - a dead horse in the ravine, keeps life for at least a hundred hedgehogs .. With genuine sadness sighing for "nostalgia", he rushed on.
Bursting into the possession of Baba Yaga, Yozh was almost stunned. After all, Baba Yaga is always against!
From Grandma's stories about how the trees broke off the legs of her cottages on the barbecue, and the Muscovites were going to roll out the logs, the roof again moved from the Hedgehog, and he ran on ... The idea of how to meet him was clumsy. Departing from hibernation, he was extremely aggressive. I remembered the local huntsman Kuzmich, who had been careless last spring to inadvertently disturb Bear Cub. Kuzmich was a merry fellow and was very fond of the then not crazy woodpecker, who happened to be a witness to that massacre.
Running up to the far end of the swamp, the Hedgehog quite unexpectedly fell into the cauldron. Literally.
Suddenly, nowhere who took the badgers poured it with salt and enthusiastically began to chop the dill ...
Having included all his diplomatic abilities, the Hedgehog, having passed the exact location of Baba Yaga's uneaten hut, a specific route to such and such grandmother Red Riding Hood and the coordinates of the ravine, where a dead horse periodically lies, received an amnesty and ran on.
- Yeah! - the offended Owl howled after.
Running past the huge fish and old oak that had been nailed to the pier, Kuzmich's torn-off legs stuck out of the hollow of which since last spring, the Hedgehog realized that he was almost there. Until the new lair of Brown is still a little bit .... But suddenly he stumbled over the wire of a well-spaced stretch and fell into something soft, sticky and wool ...
"Bear!" - He realized, feeling his paws empty eye sockets to the pain of a familiar skull, while simultaneously hearing the death stumble over his head "Quack!" who has fallen for bitches Owls ...
"Still, there is justice in the world ..." - smiling, the Hedgehog managed to think before the thundering explosion ...
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