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"Baba on board" APL - the end of the hell of everything

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"Baba on board" APL - the end of the hell of everything



The British Defense Ministry lifted the ban on the service of women on submarines in 2011, but the first of them became a member of the crew of a submarine only in 2013. Today it is no longer known whether it was podgadali especially for "13", or it is rock (which is fatum), but it happened so.
And then it went according to the well-known rule: "A woman on board is in trouble."

From the British nuclear submarine HMS Vigilant ("Vigilant") of the type "Vanguard" (Avant-garde) fired nine soldiers. This type is prophetically called the "avant-garde" - the avant-garde is really happening on them. With them we will end the fascinating immersion into the world, closed in the carriers of the royal "yadren-loaves".

The last scandal with the dismissal of nine broke out the other day - and this is on the submarine, which is one of four nuclear submarines in the British navyequipped with trident nuclear missiles. Fired after a positive result on cocaine.

“We will not tolerate the abuse of drugs by the official staff. Those who have found a discrepancy with our high standards are dismissed from service,” a representative of the British fleet paranoid in the foam.

The drug scandal almost coincided with another scandal. It turned out that the submarine commander Stuart Armstrong and his deputy had "inappropriate relations" with their female colleagues right at the workplace. One of them maintained extramarital relations with the flight engineer, the other with the immediate subordinate.

But they have an excuse - where can they go from a submarine?

Junior Lieutenant Rebecca Edwards served on the HMS Vigilant nuclear submarine as an engineering officer. Everyone liked (or liked?):



One of the sailors of the same crew is suspected of having sex with a prostitute in the pool right on board the submarine. Another one of the servicemen will appear before the tribunal for the absence of unauthorized persons to his “girlfriend”.

Well at least not to the boy.

The head of the British Defense Ministry was outraged at the latest scandal, which led to calls for drug tests throughout the fleet. Although drugs should be checked monthly with access to nuclear arms. Because with the advent of women in the Premier League, it only got worse.

In 2014, the nuclear submarine S 92 Talent (of the Trafalgar type) damaged part of the skin when colliding with a floating ice floe while tracking “the Russian ship”, and this became known only in April 2015.



According to the British media, a hole with a diameter greater than 2 m appeared on the wheelhouse.

In 2015, the number of incidents with a nuclear power plant (AES) of the latest British atomic multi-purpose submarines of the Astute type increased. Compared to the year 2014, there has been an almost twofold increase in incidents of this kind - from the 12 to the 21 case.
20 July 2016, the British Atomic Multi-Purpose Submarine S 120 Ambush (second in the Astute type series, in line with 2013, commander - Commander Alan Daveney), in periscope depth, collided in the area of ​​Gibraltar in international waters with " merchant ship "and received serious damage:



In just four years, there have been 69 recorded incidents, or an average of 17 per year (one incident per three weeks). These data were made public by the UK Department of Defense in accordance with the British Freedom of Information Act. The nature of the incident is not specified. But we are talking about "events that may lead to a decrease in the level of nuclear and radiological safety."

Well, the promised cherry on the cake. The first female captain of the warship, Sarah West, commanded the frigate Portland for two years. Charged to the beach for sex with subordinates. According to media reports, she was appointed commander (hold tight) of the Vanguard submarine. Written on shore with the "Avant-garde" for sex with subordinates.



In general, after the Foreign Ministry of the Kingdom appealed to the United Nations with a request to change the word “women” to the people in the law on the protection of pregnant women (protecting the rights of transgender people), it is not surprising. Soon the nuclear button of Britain will be commanded by "middle-aged".

PS However, the last история (about Sarah West on Vanguard) has so far been published only with reference to a Belarusian source. And this is a great ocean power hardly possesses reliable information about what is happening on a distant, deserted island.
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  1. Grandfather
    Grandfather 30 October 2017 06: 52 New
    +5
    "Woman on board" nuclear submarine - a vigorous end to everything
    just wrote, good. why smear these snot ... I can also tell you "interesting" about our one destroyer, but I won’t.
    1. Serg65
      Serg65 30 October 2017 07: 19 New
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      Quote: Dead Day
      I can also tell you "interesting" about our one destroyer, but I won’t.

      laughing Do not break the girl ...... tell me!
      1. Grandfather
        Grandfather 30 October 2017 07: 46 New
        +2
        Quote: Serg65
        Do not break the girl ...... tell me!

        I don’t want to “glorify” our fleet. I’m a PADONAG, but I’m decent! however, if you can’t bear it, you yourself will find it’s on the net .. and the “wet” and the women and the “sauna” are everything as you like (just ask)
        1. Serg65
          Serg65 30 October 2017 08: 56 New
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          Quote: Dead Day
          I do not want to "glorify" our fleet

          laughing Oh, come on, the "glory" of our fleet is so multifaceted that your history is unlikely to spoil the situation. lol
          1. Grandfather
            Grandfather 30 October 2017 09: 15 New
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            Quote: Serg65
            Quote: Dead Day
            I do not want to "glorify" our fleet

            laughing Oh, come on, the "glory" of our fleet is so multifaceted that your history is unlikely to spoil the situation. lol

            well, if you insist ... I give a tip:
            In an atmosphere of strict secrecy, an investigation is underway into the murder of one of the officers of the destroyer "Restless" Baltic Fleet. 16+
            -there is a little bit ...
            1. Serg65
              Serg65 30 October 2017 09: 21 New
              +5
              Quote: Dead Day
              well, if you insist ... I give a tip:

              This story 100 years in the afternoon and was it worth it to make a sensation with wringing pens and dull eyes? In our fleet of stories about admiral's sons, you can dial an entire book wink
              1. Grandfather
                Grandfather 30 October 2017 09: 22 New
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                Quote: Serg65
                This story 100 years in the afternoon and was it worth it to make a sensation with wringing pens and dull eyes? In our fleet of stories about admiral's sons, you can dial an entire book
                (That's for sure ... and there are quite fresh ones, but I won’t know any friends) after that, can we giggle at the "pranks" accused?
                1. Serg65
                  Serg65 30 October 2017 09: 45 New
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                  Quote: Dead Day
                  after that, can we giggle at the "pranks" accused?

                  My dear Grandfather, do you like to speak in riddles and make languorous eyes - is it from the desire to give yourself significance? As Admiral Radzevsky used to say: "You should not bashfully pull the skirt to your knees, comrade captain of 1 rank, when you came to the venereologist for help"
                  Well, about the pranks accused .... in the Russian Navy there are women - commanders or gay submarine commanders?
                  1. Yuri Litvinenko
                    Yuri Litvinenko 30 October 2017 12: 23 New
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                    I don’t know about gay commanders, but the crew can be completely unconventional, I myself heard how one KP2 was yelling, fucking ... e ... .... before the formation.
                    1. Serg65
                      Serg65 30 October 2017 12: 39 New
                      +7
                      Quote: Yuri Litvinenko
                      I myself heard how one KP2 was yelling eb ... e p .... sy before the formation.

                      laughing This is not about the crew, this is one form of encouragement!
              2. novel66
                novel66 30 October 2017 10: 42 New
                +7
                But about women about women? what does the sons have to do with it. nifiga is not interesting
                1. Serg65
                  Serg65 30 October 2017 11: 36 New
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                  Quote: novel xnumx
                  But about women about women? what does the sons have to do with it. nifiga is not interesting

                  laughing Georgian Military School, Russian language lesson
                  Cadet Gurginidze?
                  I!
                  To the blackboard!
                  There!
                  Write the sentence "man and woman went to the bath" and lay it out.
                  That means a man is proper, a woman is subject, and a bathhouse is a prelog!
                  Well done, chetyre!
                  And why am I well done, and the assessment is four?
                  Because the bathhouse is not an excuse, but a mesto estate!
                  wink
                  1. novel66
                    novel66 30 October 2017 11: 53 New
                    +4
                    I like more about the Georgian and the homeless
                    1. Serg65
                      Serg65 30 October 2017 12: 40 New
                      +3
                      Quote: novel xnumx
                      I like more about the Georgian and the homeless

                      wassat Pervert!
                      1. novel66
                        novel66 30 October 2017 12: 43 New
                        +4
                        pervert explorer! tongue
      2. your1970
        your1970 30 October 2017 16: 42 New
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        but at least kill me, I don’t understand: HOW they have heard all the ships around for more than 70 years - but at the same time they regularly manage to catch somewhere on a civilian ship request request request
        Z.Y. if you do not know for sure: that she is a woman - I would have thought; an ordinary military man, not very well-deserved (although aged) - but there are few medals for a submariner. Given the fact that one is clearly out of place (she added it to the sleeve lol ) - Yes, and everyone hangs very high, obviously dressing the front tunic very rarely ...
        Again, the tunic was slightly out of size — but the lady was excusable — she could lose weight ...

        Z.Y. if she caught our NS or Zamporls - she was torn out belay belay repeat would for the look immediately
    2. NIKNN
      NIKNN 30 October 2017 13: 15 New
      +7
      Well, I understand their concern. Communication with women, this is not tolerant and does not meet modern interests, if they had conducted a pregnancy test among a purely male crew and detected two strips in half, then it would have been normal in principle and no one would have raised a bucket ...
    3. Adequate
      Adequate 30 October 2017 19: 15 New
      +2
      What did they want? Guys are not iron! A few months in the "iron bank" (no offense to submariners) with a woman who changes clothes with you and takes a shower. With hunger spit what she looks like! I can’t imagine if we had a company of 100 people. a girl would live. For an example: on KMB parents of one kid came to us. They brought a package of sweets including fried chicken. We are all sitting in the smoking room, and the guy with the checkpoint with the package comes. He took something there, and put the rest of the package in the middle of the smoking room. And said: quench! First, one approached took a cookie there, and then the whole company stuck around this bag. I only saw how the legs stick out from the center of the circle. Everything took about 10 seconds. There were pieces of the bag and some foil from the chicken. It was necessary to shoot a video and scare the Americans. PS In short, I do not know what would happen to a woman in our company
  2. Sergey-svs
    Sergey-svs 30 October 2017 07: 00 New
    +9
    And then it went according to the well-known rule: "A woman on board is in trouble."

    It always ends with the same thing:
  3. inkass_98
    inkass_98 30 October 2017 07: 03 New
    +9
    If there is a woman on board - you need to use wink . Otherwise, why was she appointed there. In general, about "this" topic, I strongly recommend the ancient US film "Remove the Periscope." Everything is detailed about women on the submarine.
    1. Grandfather
      Grandfather 30 October 2017 07: 57 New
      +5
      Quote: inkass_98
      strongly recommend the ancient shtatovsky film "Remove the Periscope"

      as recently as yesterday I was reviewing, (one-voiced VHD-translation ... neighing like a horse, (probably looked a third time) captain, suggests Marinesko, also a "chaos"wassat BUT! Alexander Ivanovich is our real sailor.
      1. inkass_98
        inkass_98 30 October 2017 09: 06 New
        +4
        The film is a bomb. I watched it for the first time almost immediately after the release, twenty years ago, reviewed it not so long ago.
        Low budget, but filmed from the heart. They say there is a second part, but it is unlikely to reach the original.
        1. Sinbad
          Sinbad 30 October 2017 15: 26 New
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          The second part in itself and sucks.
        2. 4thParasinok
          4thParasinok 1 November 2017 14: 50 New
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          Quote: inkass_98
          They say there is a second part, but it is unlikely to reach the original.

          it’s not just not there, it’s not close. In addition to the actor in the main role and the fleet, nothing connects them. And according to events, it’s generally complete stupidity.
  4. Sharikov Polygraph Poligrafovich
    Sharikov Polygraph Poligrafovich 30 October 2017 07: 42 New
    +4
    Somewhere already they wrote that one of the 9 drug addicts fired from the same Vanguard was arrested at a naval base in Pindostan for robbing a local
    ... P R S T I T U T K U :-))))))))))))))
    Ahahahahaha ...
    1. Grandfather
      Grandfather 30 October 2017 07: 59 New
      +4
      Quote: Sharikov Polygraph Polygraphovich
      Somewhere already they wrote that one of the 9 drug addicts fired from the same Vanguard was arrested at a naval base in Pindostan for robbing a local
      ... P R S T I T U T K U :-))))))))))))))
      Ahahahahaha ...

      but you have to pay a salary in time, and Her Royal Highness’s sailors will not have to rob whores ... (Sharikov, change “avu” I sob ....)
  5. kig
    kig 30 October 2017 08: 08 New
    0
    Another article from the series "what’s horrible, but with my signature."
  6. Rurikovich
    Rurikovich 30 October 2017 09: 03 New
    12
    Well then attacked the poor British laughing It’s necessary to rejoice that still peasants of women exist, and not similar ones fellow And what they wanted - if a gun hangs on the wall, then it will certainly shoot. And, therefore, if there is a woman on the ship, she will certainly be used. yes And of their own free will or the will of others - ent is another song request Put yourself in the place of the ladies - there are dozens of males around (I don’t want to choose), therefore, Madame chose males at the top of the career chain (in accordance with the laws of nature - leaders). Moreover, abstinence from carnal pleasures, on the contrary, can adversely affect the combat efficiency of the ship, because an unsatisfied woman, by virtue of her fantasies, can do something indecent with some kind of joystick, and then wait for trouble what
    Here is the coke - yes, it's too much negative
    And so for me - so let them do pranks, people are all the same, and not different cyborgs there repeat
    1. novel66
      novel66 30 October 2017 10: 46 New
      +4
      and if she has a PMS. But is she sitting on the button? fearfully....
      1. lady.endzhi
        lady.endzhi 30 October 2017 15: 40 New
        0
        novel66
        Well, about the PMS - it’s extremely bloated, yeah, shchazz ... press the nuclear button)
  7. captain
    captain 30 October 2017 09: 32 New
    0
    So what? A natural phenomenon, if someone thinks that our sailors and soldiers are iron, I can assure you that not. During the war, the Germans had one barge at 2000 soldiers, where soldiers and officers met their needs. I would like to ask a question to our political officers, but how did our soldiers and officers satisfy their natural needs? There are very bad sayings on this subject.
    1. novel66
      novel66 30 October 2017 10: 47 New
      +6
      ad in a soldier's bath: "naked - not an aunt!"
    2. Barkun
      Barkun 30 October 2017 11: 25 New
      +3
      "Whoever does not disdain a soldier's ass, he also serves as a niece to the flank" (also Kozma Prutkov, from the "notes of the late ensign"). What the comment was overlaid on with the hand of the colonel: "terrible debauchery - the idea of ​​double sin, well, and then drummers are used for this, but drummers ..."
    3. Serg65
      Serg65 30 October 2017 12: 42 New
      +4
      Quote: captain
      There are very bad sayings on this subject.

      laughing From time immemorial in the Navy there was a proverb .... on light-heartedness and a fist lol
  8. FID
    FID 30 October 2017 10: 53 New
    +5
    In the Russian Navy, for centuries, - a woman on a ship .... Better not! Let them serve in the USA, in Great British .... Anywhere !!!
    1. lady.endzhi
      lady.endzhi 30 October 2017 15: 43 New
      +1
      FID
      It’s your own fault, rush with your part ....
      1. FID
        FID 30 October 2017 16: 28 New
        +6
        We didn’t attach it to ourselves! Here we rush!
        1. lady.endzhi
          lady.endzhi 3 November 2017 04: 34 New
          0
          You need to distinguish between two concepts - wear and wear)
          What’s the head for? Tea, do not beasts)
  9. thinker
    thinker 30 October 2017 10: 53 New
    0
    The last story about Sarah West is more prosaic -
    ... She was later transferred to office work at the Fleet headquarters in Hampshire.
    In December 2014 she received early retirement.
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2863252/F
    irst-female-commander-navy-warship-quits-service-
    removed-post-alleged-affair-junior-officer.html
  10. Yuri Litvinenko
    Yuri Litvinenko 30 October 2017 12: 14 New
    +1
    They have a pool on the boat, and a little swim in the sea?
  11. voyaka uh
    voyaka uh 30 October 2017 12: 53 New
    0
    "Well, at least not for the boy" ////

    I wonder how the author several times tries to insert into the article
    homosexual topic. Although in the above cases, it is not.

    But in essence: the entry of women into the army of countries is inevitable.
    The number of technical posts that women often
    perform better than men. 150 years ago, a female doctor was nonsense.
    Now there are more than men.
    And gender problems in the army are inevitable. But they must be solved in the same way as
    at any office: "no to sexual relations in the workplace." That's all.
    1. Velizariy
      Velizariy 30 October 2017 14: 05 New
      +3
      Quote: voyaka uh
      as
      at any office: "no to sexual relations in the workplace." That's all

      No, not all ... Unlike the office, you won’t run from the ship to your wife after a working day, so don’t have a harbor.
      Yes, and you don’t know, the work in the offices turns out to be, so to speak, some of its “raisins”)))
    2. raif
      raif 4 November 2017 21: 23 New
      0
      a number of technical positions - in our country this is paperwork at headquarters and on duty of signalmen on switches. you have sex problems in the army, and our girls will find a groom for themselves, become pregnant and go on maternity leave. and they never condemned or imprisoned anyone, all the more so if by mutual agreement. and your "warriors" - our condolences. dismiss feminists on your head - reap the benefits laughing
  12. Check
    Check 30 October 2017 13: 02 New
    +2
    "We will not tolerate drug abuse by staff"
    Squealed)) that is, if you do not abuse it, can you?
  13. WapentakeLokki
    WapentakeLokki 30 October 2017 13: 43 New
    +4
    Well, the faces of this Sarah West are really in the sea any more beautiful crocodile already consider Angela Jolie and this Sarah also gave a blunder on a regular basis (it’s a pity that they wrote off to the shore because on the shore you can find any kind of painted Sarah even in Britain plans were for `` hazing '' and here such a Bummer)
  14. Blue fox
    Blue fox 30 October 2017 15: 08 New
    +3
    Hmm. An anecdote about felt boots thrown onto the Russian missile launcher is now eclipsed by the engaging cowards of an English sailor.
  15. Bat_Omsk
    Bat_Omsk 30 October 2017 17: 03 New
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    Quote: voyaka uh
    "Well, at least not for the boy" ////
    And gender problems in the army are inevitable. But they must be solved in the same way as
    at any office: "no to sexual relations in the workplace." That's all.


    The ship in the autonomous region is not nearly an office ... Yes, and service romances - were and will be. You can’t get anywhere from them. And here either he will put up with what will happen to the woman and because of her on board will happen, or (this is perhaps the best option) to prohibit the presence of these on board warships
    1. voyaka uh
      voyaka uh 30 October 2017 18: 14 New
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      "You can’t get anywhere from them" ///

      Gonna get it. A few years in prison and forget how a nightmare that secretary
      You can stroke the pope. And everyone in the office will not forget where the boss has gone.
      Our president is in prison for an innocent romance (by mutual agreement)
      with his secretary.
      1. 4thParasinok
        4thParasinok 1 November 2017 15: 00 New
        +3
        Quote: voyaka uh
        Gonna get it. A few years in prison and forget how a nightmare that secretary
        You can stroke the pope. And everyone in the office will not forget where the boss has gone.
        Our president is in prison for an innocent romance (by mutual agreement)
        with his secretary.

        I found something to be proud of .. But I won’t regret your citizens, I went there myself and invented idiotic laws for myself.
  16. cedar
    cedar 30 October 2017 17: 14 New
    0
    If the Tridents are charged with condoms, then to hell with her, with him and with all these impudent Saxons ... In the meantime, the rockets are equipped with nuclear warheads, do not hell with spoiling and breeding sexually anxious nuttails in the nuclear nuclear fleet.
  17. Penzyac
    Penzyac 30 October 2017 18: 17 New
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    Quote: voyaka uh
    "Well, at least not for the boy" ////

    .
    And gender problems in the army are inevitable. But they must be solved in the same way as
    at any office: "no to sexual relations in the workplace." That's all.

    In short, bromine to everyone ...
  18. kig
    kig 2 November 2017 14: 10 New
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    So what exactly are female officers guilty of? Quote: In just four years, 69 recorded incidents took place. So what? How many of them were women (guilty) involved?
  19. Lisses
    Lisses 2 November 2017 16: 37 New
    0
    hmm .. Is this Sarah West a woman? And you can’t tell from the photo.
  20. xomaNN
    xomaNN 3 November 2017 10: 25 New
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    "The hardships of military service." English version, type - saxie laughing
  21. Muammar
    Muammar 5 November 2017 01: 03 New
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    Do they wear medals on their sleeves?
  22. mac789
    mac789 6 November 2017 00: 13 New
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    Well, why is that bad? Captain like nothing like that. The submarine will do. She would have another dozen three assistants on board, you look and all sorts of homosexuals in the British army to decrease. And again, what is natural is not ugly. good
  23. garri-lin
    garri-lin 19 November 2017 21: 22 New
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    Medals hang tall, I think for a simple reason. Upon presentation, medals are often not handed over but hung on the chest. And if a lady hangs medals in the right place, it will turn out to be pure harassment. Yes, and pink tenderness can prick.
    If you are interested, find the frames for presenting the medal to Angela Davis in Moscow.
  24. xomaNN
    xomaNN 4 March 2018 19: 51 New
    0
    Article - a gift to English women for the holiday of March 8? recourse laughing