Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. Sudden trip to Russia
Greetings to you, my dear friends and other dear readers. I'm not afraid of my own arrogance, but I decided to surprise you today. And so that it was unexpected. But more about that later. And I will surprise you as expected. I'll tell you my version of the continuation of our Maidan. And also later.
Now again, someone twisted face. The most interesting later. What kind of people are you? How many times already wrote about your stagnant approach to events. Shirshe need to watch. Deeper. These are not my words. This is Raikin words. The one who is Arkady, and not the one who is his son. Well, here is an example of your rigidity. What was the 1812 or 1941-45 war?
The human brain immediately climbs into the hidden corners of school knowledge. And the cockroaches? In logic! So, both wars were civil. Because in both wars the citizens of Russia fought at the beginning with the citizens of France, then of Germany. Just kidding, of course, and then some with jokes on "you" with us. But you understand the logic, I hope.
Any fact can be perverted as you please, if you correctly bypass some other facts ...
We continue fun days associated with weapons. It is no secret that many people said when Kozly (this is now the official name of the protesters at the walls of the Rada) started their games, that if something serious began, they would get the weapon in Kiev. It, like, already lies where necessary and as necessary. That SBU and attended to the search. Found!
In Svyatoshinsky district a search was conducted with one lover of military accessories and equipment. He sold them on the Internet. Nothing so searched. Three machine guns, two carbines, a TT pistol, two Nagan revolvers, a rocket launcher, optics. And cartridges already 4500 pieces.
And so what? How much is a grenade in Kiev now? Any student knows the price list. From 80 to 150 hryvnia. For grandmothers, or some state employees there, money, of course. And for the "warriors of light"? Or employees of the "dark gateway"? I’m not at all surprised if I read somewhere an advertisement for the sale of an anti-tank complex. "If you are hit by tank, you’ll have a real opportunity to respond. "
Yes, and how without a weapon today? I somehow remembered one historynot connected in any way with a weapon, but perfectly connected with our life. My mother-in-law (the cockroach with a pale shadow on her background) somehow deprived us of beer with the test. We poured beer ... Well, the foam on the tablecloth was spilled. Father-in-law for the honor of the Ukrainian brewers stood up. Good beer should be frothy. Mother-in-law beer selected. "Drink a fire extinguisher out" ...
Something like this "fire extinguisher" recently happened on Saturday with the commander of the OUN volunteer battalion Nikolai Kohanivsky. Warriors of light shone at the twin wake and fought on the street. Kokhanivsky's sister of his, Ruslan "Rem", shot from a trauma. If they shoot each other, how can a simple person be?
Good near the police walked. I mean, I walked like a simple passerby. He had a day off. As they say in official reports, he detained the criminal. And in the people say, the face is filled and twisted Hero. Professionally so. Hard as experts say. One is now in the hospital, the second is in the jail.
In general, we now have in the sense of a massacre, too, as in a joke. After the wedding night.
- Honey, I realized that I'm not your first ...
- Yes. And I realized that not the last.
Remember the fans of the football club "Dnepr"? Well, those who recently beat our MP, and also the president of the club "Dnepr-1" Yuri Berez? There was a trauma, that face has suffered. And then the next one news arrived in time.
In the village of Khaschavan, Lviv region, local physiognomy was rolled out to deputy Andrei Lozovoi. Imagine? A man from the party Lyashko came to agitate so that the forest would not be cut down. And he himself was cut down. Mafia! Definitely and irrevocably! But there would be a trauma ... A sadomasochist's dream. Given the membership of the party Lyashko, where would this injury Lozovoy stuck ...
Well, before I start to surprise you, information for consideration. From the same series that I have been trying to impress our traffic cops for a long time. Well, remember? "Did you drink?". I'm tired already. If only one asked: "Did you eat?".
So, in Georgia, the former footballer of our Dynamo and Milan, who works today as Deputy Prime Minister and Minister of Energy of Georgia Kakha Kaladze, was elected mayor of Tbilisi. Maybe we should think and replace a boxer with Shevchenko? I here again thought like a cockroach. Football players sometimes even play with their heads, and not only eat like boxers ... I will think.
Here, of course, the main thing is to look among your own. As the announcement is: "Do not disturb the Russian football players." Joke. Again, besides football players and boxers, there are other sports. Except chess. And not quite a sport, as it were, and the heads of it are all around. One Kasparov is worth something.
About mishmaydanchik. I will tell you a terrible secret, why "not a ride." Here, many people say, they write, everybody builds plans, but this is, again, the human approach. And you need not feet, you need a soul.
And where is the soul of man? That's right, in the stomach. And in the name of his, my dear, all the deeds and committed. The answer to the question of why the people of Kiev did not stretch to Misha on the micromaidan, is simple to “I can't”. 250 hryvnia per day for an activist. Plus, there is no feeding and living (by the way, not only in a tent).
For Kiev - about anything.
Everything is elementary: the day of work on simple kalymkas in Kiev is from 350 hryvnia. These are trees or shrubs to plant, mount something and so on. That is that, but that the noisiest of inhabitants are ready to go and the most hungry are the youth.
In short, do not take off. The process is initially dubious, and even for less money ... Sorry, after 2014 in Kiev, fools are becoming less and less.
Therefore, I left the maydanchik behind my interests and headed towards the Russian border. There the prospect was more interesting.
The fact is that over the past two years I have been trying to make my own contribution to the coverage of everything that is happening in Ukraine. And so, to be made. We decided in the editorial office to encourage me, just like in the song: “It seems that I have been awarded, awarded and recognized as a good fellow”.
And since I somehow, but have mastered a related specialty and now as much as I try to please you with my exclusive photo reports, then on behalf of and on behalf of the Chief Analyst I was handed a cool camera. Now I'm not just armed, but for real. Accordingly, more good and high-quality photos and videos will be! A SLR camera is not a Chinese smartphone. And considering the telephoto lens attached to it - it's hot in general!
That's just had to go to you for all this good. But I was even interested in how it was in Mordor. I told you that I have never been to this Russia. Here, I visited ...
I will not describe the road, it's still a 30 + category. The main thing - I got there and crossed the border. Naturally, without problems, what problems can we have?
And so fun. The border is on your side. More precisely, on the heck. And an uncle in uniform from a checkpoint with a barrier for cars yells at everyone: “The passport showed in expanded form! He closed the gate behind him! ” Fun.
Well, they found fun. Not cockroaches at all. Real boars. Such organisms only scare our deputies in a dream. To death. But welcome, contagion. Already chitin cracked. And the stomach was amused, and a master class on teaching new technology was staged.
By the way, the institution in the photo in the title I recommend to anyone who will be in Belgorod. And not because this is my first shot on Russian soil, but because I simply advise everyone who loves and appreciates their stomach.
Generally speaking about impressions, there were a lot of them. Many here complain that there are problems in Russia: fools and roads. I don’t know how it’s with fools, but I don’t want to talk about the Belgorodchiny’s roads, because compared to Kiev’s, these are tears of joy and affection. If you have such roads, then what fools? And vice versa, what kind of fools, if such cool roads?
I was very surprised at how much you have everything in place. We drove past the village, there is a wire twisted up in a coil on a pole. Meters 10-15. No, you have no idea, he just hangs! On the pole !!! And obviously, not the first day. We would have hung up to the first twilight. Lit up as it is. Live well.
Corners. Steel. Stop doing. They lie on the ground for a stop. Yes, we have such a corner to the ground would not have flown.
And how many cars. No, it is clear that you have your own gasoline and it is enough for everyone. And cheap. I saw it myself. But not to the same extent.
Everyone is moving somewhere. By cars. Buses and empty trams go, all on wheels. But the truth and traffic from here, and crowded parking.
It was very interesting to look with all my eyes at the miracle of the Russian automotive industry, "Vesta". Did not work. In general, as I understand it, VAZ products in Belgorod are absolutely not held in high esteem. As they said in that old film, “the whole world is widely represented,” but “Vesta” did not work out. And in general, somehow with the domestic auto industry on the streets of Belgorod is not very. Nifiga is not patriotic.
But the culture in Belgorod is felt. There is such a charm in the city, there is. I was invited next time to Voronezh, it will be interesting to compare. And so - here Belgorod is like Vinnitsa, into which a couple of dollars of wagons will be poured out.
In general, I will post all my opinion later. It is necessary to review the taken photos, and generally to sort things out on the shelves in my head. Still, I am now a member of the Order of the Frodo Traveler. Not anyhow where roll. Only the ring did not throw anywhere.
But so much I thought, while back telepal. This is a difference of fifty kilometers, and everything is not so. And not to say that it is right that they live much richer, and everything is as it should be. You can get to the bottom of everything. But - otherwise. More joyful ...
Although I spent only five hours in Belgorod, I didn’t see that much, but I thought hard. I'm still so thoughtful. It’s one thing to write, criticize, not seeing, and quite a different calico when you touch it. Well, it's about how you - one thing, when on TV something about us broadcast, and another thing - when myself.
In short, while I think and prepare for my next adventure. I read your wishes, where I can get into Chernobyl and the surrounding area - I will get there. You understand, you can not get anywhere there. Somewhere they do not allow it to be very active, but I don’t go anywhere myself.
But there will be an event there that I will try to contemplate. So - see you soon!
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