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Russian method to ensure a cease-fire in the Donbass

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Russian method to ensure a cease-fire in the Donbass



Russian method to ensure a cease-fire in the Donbass
For the umpteenth time, Ukrainian and Western politicians are demanding that Russia (?) De-escalate in eastern Ukraine, or more precisely, to ensure a cease-fire and the withdrawal of heavy weapons.
So, require, yes?

Kiev

- I gathered you to make an important statement. - Poroshenko took a serious look at the invited journalists.
- Today I had telephone conversations with the presidents of the United States, France, the German Chancellor, the British Prime Minister, the President of the European Union and the top officials of several other European states. We came to a unanimous decision. We give the aggressor and the terrorists supported by him exactly 24 hours to peace come to the long-suffering Ukrainian land. The civilized world will no longer tolerate in the Donbas not only that of an artillery volley, but also a shot from a rifle. Enough! 24 hours, and not a minute more!
The Western journalists who jumped up from their seats happily applauded.

Moscow


With a sigh, Putin put the phone down.
- What, bad thing, Vladimir Vladimirovich? - Lavrov asked sympathetically.
- Davit bitch.
“Americans are all of them,” Shoigu said grimly.
- Maybe it cost him to say what he owes us? Well, at least hint? - asked Bortnikov.
“No,” Putin answered, “let him know nothing, he will sleep better.”

The phone on the table cracked. Putin looked at the device in disgust:
- Merkel. How to drink to give it to her.
“Send her, like Macron, and of all business,” Lavrov chuckled.
“I can't,” Putin sighed, “nevertheless frau,” and took the phone.
- Guten Morgen, Valdemar! As a representative of the world community, I demand that you immediately stop this cruel bloodshed in the Donbas!
- Mrs. Merkel, well, what have I got here ?! What does Russia have to do with it ?! The fighting is between the Armed Forces of Ukraine and the militia of Donbass. I might as well demand that you stop the civil war somewhere in Africa!
- Waldemar, do not pretend. We both know that if you just call these bandits, everything will be decided. So pick up the phone and call! You have only 24 hours!

Putin put the phone down:
- Overlaid from all sides, bastards. Apparently, you have to call Zakharchenko.
He pressed a few buttons on the phone:
- Aleksandr Vladimirovich. Putin I will not say anything. Squeezed us still. Everything. After 24 hours there should be no more artillery volley, not a single shot. You have the power to solve the problem?
- Sure, not a problem! So you can, yes?
- It is possible.

Donbass line of contact

An artillery officer with a chevron of the armed forces of the New Russia on his sleeve, took the walkie-talkie off his ear, put it in his pocket, straightened up and crossed himself:
- Well, thank God, waited. Charge! Runaway, fire!
The shells were torn one by one. Machine-gun points flew into logs, twisted guns turned over, burned Tanks. The technique, beaten by soldiers, growled strainedly from this hell.
- Shvydche, shvydche! Drive on - They beat the driver in the back, but he squeezed everything out of the combat vehicle and even more.

This VSU carried out the withdrawal of military equipment according to the second paragraph of the Minsk agreements.

- Do not stand! Do not stand! Run, guys, run! - the artilleryman broke a voice. - We have just 24 hours! The fire! The fire!

Berlin

Melodically, he perused the phone, Merkel picked up the phone:
- This is Putin. As I was just informed, not only heavy but also light weapons were withdrawn from the line of contact, combat units were redeployed deep to the rear and for 10 hours along the entire front line calm and silence. Dead silence.
“You see, Valdemar,” Merkel said instructively, “you can, whenever you want!”
“We can, we can,” Putin agreed.
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  1. Petrol cutter
    Petrol cutter 25 October 2017 05: 58 New
    10
    However, fantasies began to be written recently. And often ... what
    1. siberalt
      siberalt 25 October 2017 07: 05 New
      +2
      Now all my life is fantastic. belay
    2. Alekseev
      Alekseev 25 October 2017 07: 07 New
      +2
      Quote: Benzorez
      fantasies began to write

      That's right!
      But is there any other way?
      1. volodya
        volodya 25 October 2017 09: 26 New
        +4
        Quote: Alekseev
        But is there any other way?

        All the time they scream that our troops are there, so maybe it's time to really send them there! All war would end immediately! And that there will be a lot of noise, so it is enough now!
        1. Captain Nemo
          Captain Nemo 25 October 2017 10: 59 New
          +3
          Ready to go? Look for a warrior. Or leave this honorable duty to others?
          1. nmaxxen
            nmaxxen 25 October 2017 11: 12 New
            +4
            support the meaningless for the Russian military operation in Syria write the same thing?
            1. Vanek
              Vanek 25 October 2017 14: 55 New
              +2
              Quote: nmaxxen
              supporting meaningless for Russians


              Meaningless *

              And you do not support?
      2. siberalt
        siberalt 25 October 2017 16: 40 New
        0
        Of course I have. They will return to the socialist state system of organizing social and industrial relations. No one can escape this. This is the law of development of society. But the sooner the better. Moreover, we have tremendous experience in this matter, and besides, it has been adopted by many “modern civilizations” from us. Now we are learning “stupidly” from them. The historical paradox, however!hi
    3. Monster_Fat
      Monster_Fat 25 October 2017 07: 10 New
      13
      Everything could be done for a long time and immediately and almost bloodless, although the money bags of Russia lying in Western banks would suffer, well, the notorious “sanctions” would have been added ... The Russian elite thought and decided that money bags were more important than people and sent their emissaries to Minsk .... And now it remains to work out the "electorate" with such crazy delusions .....
      1. Molot1979
        Molot1979 25 October 2017 07: 39 New
        +2
        Quote: Monster_Fat
        the money bags of Russia lying in Western banks would suffer, well, the notorious "sanctions" would be added ..


        I remember that many times the Americans threatened that they were about to find and take away the very bags. Have you found one? And with sanctions there is a problem: what else can they introduce, beyond what has already been undertaken? But besides the Western countries there is also, for example, China, in which and through which everything necessary is easily and simply purchased. And in general, it is somehow imperceptible that the sanctions somehow affect us.
        1. Monster_Fat
          Monster_Fat 25 October 2017 07: 58 New
          +3
          Have you found one?

          Part of the gold and foreign currency reserves (part of gold and all currency) are in Western banks. In addition, the bulk of the money of the so-called "natural monopolies" and the Russian oligarchy in the same place (such as "working capital") ...
          1. Molot1979
            Molot1979 25 October 2017 08: 04 New
            +2
            I do not ask where the gold reserves lie. I ask if they found at least one “money bag”. I remember everyone was threatening to find the capital of Putin and Lukashenko. So how is it? Have you found a ruble? Have they seized at least one penny from our bourgeoisie? No? Then what are we talking about? They have been talking about these mythical okhulyards for 20 years, but have not yet found even a broken penniless. And no one holds working capital in banks. They all go to business. And you even have to take extra loans. They really cut off loans, but they’ve got used to living with it and quite well. And on Western banks the light did not converge. So, attempts to open their eyes to comprador power every year look more and more stupid. After all, if Ukraine stopped the case with threats, why didn’t it stop in Syria? Are you shy? Or are there US interests?
            1. ventel
              ventel 25 October 2017 09: 43 New
              +5
              I’m wondering what was seized in Cyprus then, that there was a tantrum in Russia. Can you remind you where the billions of Hussein, Gaddafi disappeared, and yet they also thought that they had hidden their capital well. I have never seen publications that there were KGB agents in the separation of the US Treasury here in the CIA, FBI., MI6, MI5 were there.
      2. Gray brother
        Gray brother 25 October 2017 08: 24 New
        +2
        Quote: Monster_Fat
        Everything could be done for a long time and immediately and almost bloodlessly

        Well, let's tell me about "bloodless" how you imagine it.
        1. nmaxxen
          nmaxxen 25 October 2017 11: 28 New
          +6
          Quote: Gray Brother
          Quote: Monster_Fat
          Everything could be done for a long time and immediately and almost bloodlessly
          Well, let's tell me about "bloodless" how you imagine it.

          same as in the Crimea.
          But compradors and ethnic mafia in power do not need the strengthening of Russia, they pursue only personal and clan interests
          1. Normal ok
            Normal ok 28 October 2017 22: 23 New
            0
            Quote: nmaxxen
            same as in the Crimea.

            As in the Crimea, it will never be. Then a unique situation developed there. "It does not repeat, it does not repeat. It never repeats ..."
      3. samarin1969
        samarin1969 25 October 2017 18: 46 New
        0
        Speak the truth, dear. hi
    4. traktir64
      traktir64 31 October 2017 21: 51 New
      0
      In the 90s, all the daredevils went somewhere.
  2. vfqjh
    vfqjh 25 October 2017 06: 11 New
    +6
    A fairy tale, but I really want it to become true !!!
  3. 210ox
    210ox 25 October 2017 06: 13 New
    +5
    To say that humor?. Bullshit is written. And there often children, women and the elderly die.
    1. Same lech
      Same lech 25 October 2017 06: 17 New
      +4
      To say that humor?. Bullshit is written. And there often children, women and the elderly die.


      Because they perish because LDNR does nothing to stop artillery fire ...
      but in fact the article is true ... for every shot of dill, you need to respond with ten shots at the firing point ... I do not think that the APU will last long after that.
      1. German Titov
        German Titov 25 October 2017 09: 09 New
        +6
        And they allow us to do something? No way !!! To a fairy tale (good, but only to a fairy tale). Nobody wears chevrons of “Novorossiya” on their uniform. And so, as in the song of V.S. Vysotsky "... We rush to the west ..."
  4. Masya masya
    Masya masya 25 October 2017 06: 53 New
    +8
    it would be funny if it were not so bitter ...
    1. novel66
      novel66 25 October 2017 09: 58 New
      +6
      But you want it to be true, no? good luck hi love
      1. Masya masya
        Masya masya 25 October 2017 10: 12 New
        +5
        Hello, Roman! love
        Still, our desire, something depended ...
  5. Molot1979
    Molot1979 25 October 2017 07: 42 New
    +1
    So far, really fantastic. But for now. Who knows what will happen next, in a year, two? If the armies of the republics were really ready to reach Kiev in 24 hours - no one would have looked at the sanctions and everything else. In the meantime, they can defend well, but can they advance? On the other side, too, are not old people with “tulkus” sitting.
  6. EvilLion
    EvilLion 25 October 2017 08: 11 New
    0
    Or maybe in 45, on the orders of the world community, they finished ...
  7. Cananecat
    Cananecat 25 October 2017 14: 34 New
    +2
    Just like in a joke ....
    - we give you 24 hours, otherwise it will be like last time ...
    - and what is the last time? When did we get to Paris or to Berlin?
  8. samarin1969
    samarin1969 25 October 2017 18: 40 New
    0
    Too gloomy theme for feuilleton ... Would be less on the site of such a "cheap".
  9. olimpiada15
    olimpiada15 25 October 2017 19: 11 New
    +1
    This is of course fantasy. But the only way to cease fire.
  10. complete zero
    complete zero 27 October 2017 19: 21 New
    0
    Quote: volodya
    Quote: Alekseev
    But is there any other way?

    All the time they scream that our troops are there, so maybe it's time to really send them there! All war would end immediately! And that there will be a lot of noise, so it is enough now!

    it had to be done right away (in hot pursuit) - now it's too late ... you shouldn’t consider the Ukrainians (their APU) to be incapable of anything ... it used to be a fight there .. now it's the army ... and it doesn’t will run ...
    1. Standard
      Standard 27 October 2017 19: 46 New
      0
      Quote: full zero
      now it’s the army ... and it won’t run ...

      Will run.
      The history of wars teaches inexorably that killers of children and women are not warriors. Mostly punitive
      Punishers always run.
  11. Standard
    Standard 27 October 2017 19: 44 New
    +1
    Dream, dream ...
    Oh, if only ...
  12. complete zero
    complete zero 27 October 2017 23: 22 New
    0
    Quote: Norma
    Quote: full zero
    now it’s the army ... and it won’t run ...

    Will run.
    The history of wars teaches inexorably that killers of children and women are not warriors. Mostly punitive
    Punishers always run.

    there, past the punitive ... the same hedgehog Russian-speaking men .. past and Afghan and much more ...
  13. Wolka
    Wolka 28 October 2017 11: 21 New
    0
    bike, but nice ...
  14. Captain Nemo
    Captain Nemo 31 October 2017 21: 24 New
    0
    The author of this opus is a man with humor, but a big dreamer, if not to use obscene words. The one who pushed the idea of ​​the feasibility of the Little Russia project in the top leadership of Russia, committed a crime at the cost of which dozens of lives on both sides