Moscow knocked the stool out of Poroshenko right in the Council of Europe

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Moscow knocked the stool out of Poroshenko right in the Council of Europe

Although the beginning for Kiev looked completely cloudless. Well, as "cloudless"? Kiev has consistently “freaked out” at the PACE in full confidence that “Euroopeitsi” will always be defended by any Kiev “Wishlist” simply because “new Vlada” with its frail breast that year protects poor but rich Europe “from Asian barbarism.”

Europe tolerantly made toasts and regularly delivered to the court "guarantor" a shtof of French brandy, velmie beneficial in chronic alcohol ... diabetes. Everyone was satisfied.



Russia, deprived of the right to vote, proved something there, but who cares about that?

There was, however, an unpleasant incident. President Pedro Agramunt visited Syria. Many did not like it. And since Mr. Agramunt also visited the Crimea, the Kiev delegation became the loudest. Having gathered around themselves the Baltic border guards and the Georgian "children of the mountains," the fraternity brethren began the persecution of the head of the PACE, demanding his resignation.

It went very well. True, Pedro Agramunt was removed because of Syria and the desire of the Europeans themselves to see another person in this post. But since Kiev's co-mates shouted the loudest, it was decided (by someone) that the main people here are the screamers. Moreover, the cunning Lithuanians bargained in exchange for their support of Kiev for their support in voting for the post of PACE President of their candidate - Zingeris Emanoulis.

Here on this potrilegolovye and pierced. With frenzy, they began to push the Lithuanians into the presidency. Despite the obvious reluctance of the majority to see the head of the Council of Europe. And while the team of limitrofs screamed and stamped their feet, the other big “boys and girls” were looking for a compromise that would suit everyone.

He became a Cypriot Stella Kyriakides. And since they voted for her three times, it was impossible not to hear the team from the Kiev team watered the lady. All heard. And they made conclusions. Their.

And then just Russia, two years silently demolishing sanctions, just silently stopped paying money to the budget of the Council, from which it did not see. The deprivation of the first tranche in PACE was stoically postponed, after the second they were alarmed, and finding out that this was not blackmail and there would be no money next year, they thought. Ten percent - big money - a lot of programs will have to be closed, many deputies simply will not give money. And all because of whom?

From the thoughts of all, the person who arrived at the PACE meeting was taken personally by Mr. Pan Pedro (as his name is translated in Europe by Petro). Accustomed to measuring the level of European sympathies with glasses, he immediately spoke of the ongoing Russian aggression and the debt of all of Europe to him personally and almost all of Ukraine headed by him. Debt that has not been paid.

A few surprised Europeans tried to ask questions on the merits of his invitation to talk about corruption and the law on education, which he insulted European neighbors. But Don Pedro did not allow himself to be led away and continued to measure the level of corruption and linguistics with glasses. He even tried to set himself up as an example, getting lost in conversation in the language of the invaders, Polish and Hebrew (or something similar to German). Slightly stupefied deputies from among strangers to the Kiev showman's passions (and those who remained in the hall) tried to find out from each other what kind of hangover they should lose their money for this clown, refusing Russian millions.

And they did not find the answer.

On the contrary, they were increasingly seized by the awareness of the ancient maxim that money does not smell. And Russia just was absolutely right, taking away from this frightened at least the Crimea. Having accomplished a godly deed and having saved more than two million people from this rampage. Yes, and the residents of Donbass after the show started to understand better.

The result was expected. The camarilla from Kiev (although it’s not completely complete) and the Balts and Georgians voted against the resolution. And all the old and wise Europe, with twice the large number of votes, voted for the sanctions against Russia ending at the end of the year not to be extended anymore.

Relevant documents before the end of the year will be prepared by the PACE Cabinet Committee. However, this is purely technical details. Those who decided the main - financial - question, the deputies dispersed, quite satisfied with each other.

Not received a storm of applause and familiar brandy, departed into the unknown Kiev lover of glasses.

And only I had a question: “What else in the vapors of alcohol will the head of the saucepan leader come to mind? More than three years ago, for the very ban in PACE and sanctions on Russia, the Malaysian Boeing’s route was changed over Ukraine, summing it up exactly under the missile called Russian.

What will happen this time? "

PS However, cautious Europeans close the sky for their flights to the Left Bank. Guess?
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  1. +29
    12 October 2017 05: 58
    The article was directly invigorated by this gloomy morning. good
    1. +15
      12 October 2017 06: 21
      While the words, and they love to say, let's wait.
      1. +11
        12 October 2017 18: 44
        Since the whole of Europe lies tightly under the American boot (and feeds on Russian hydrocarbons), it is logical to assume that the return of Russia's voting rights to PACE will not fundamentally change anything while the states are leading European politics. For PACE, the main thing is that the assembly will receive its 10% again.
        1. +1
          15 October 2017 17: 14
          So, again, "waste of money"? Back to this PACE again?
          Yes, here PACE supporters have already discussed the importance of reaching an agreement. But I think that the harm to Russia from our participation in PACE is more beneficial. When what is needed (for example, discussion of Nord Stream-2) was perfectly discussed, without the mediation of this body.
          So why do we need this PACE? Again to listen to insults in your address? So we can read from Western newspapers. Without wasting the time of their delegates and money.
    2. +10
      12 October 2017 07: 10
      Quote: Petrol cutter
      The article was directly invigorated by this gloomy morning. good

      In the Urals, it’s sunny and warm, and the mood is appropriate smile In Europe, regular processes are going on, as expected and did not even need to be proved.
    3. +5
      12 October 2017 10: 12
      "What else in the alcohol vapors will come to mind the pan-head leader?
      I think I know laughing Poroshenko, after being thrown off, will ask for protection from Russia. laughing
      1. +6
        12 October 2017 10: 27
        And what’s the most fun - he will receive it.
        1. +4
          15 October 2017 18: 15
          Quote: mac789
          And what’s the most fun - he will receive it.

          current if you lure him and then put him on trial !! good good
    4. +8
      12 October 2017 11: 54
      Quote: Petrol cutter
      The article was directly invigorated by this gloomy morning.

      Well then listen to this ... look even more cheer up
    5. +18
      12 October 2017 12: 58
      This PACE is a beginner’s geyclub, and its solutions are zero even for Europe. It’s not at all clear what Russia is doing there. belay
      1. +4
        12 October 2017 14: 03
        Quote: siberalt
        siberalt


        Hey. Mr. Slutsky answers your question:

        We lost our voice, but deprived PACE of our money.
      2. 0
        12 October 2017 20: 12
        It is free; -)
    6. +7
      12 October 2017 17: 59
      Quote: Petrol cutter
      The article was directly invigorated by this gloomy morning.

      I’m embarrassed to ask what? The fact that, “On the contrary, they were increasingly seized by the awareness of the ancient maxim that money didn’t smell. And Russia was absolutely right in taking away at least Crimea from it. Having done a charitable deed and saving more than two million people from this rampant. Yes and residents of Donbass after the show began to better understand. "? What events is this conclusion made of? The only true point is that money doesn’t really smell. Everything else is the author’s pleasant dreams. But morning will come and PACE will be in its repertoire. But - "Russia will not recognize the decisions of the European Court of Human Rights (ECHR) in the event that it cannot return to work in the Parliamentary Assembly of the Council of Europe (PACE), said Federation Council Chairman Valentina Matvienko (09.10.2017)." This can be understood as follows - Russia will recognize the decisions of the European Court of Human Rights (ECHR) in the event that it can return to work in the Parliamentary Assembly of the Council of Europe (PACE). Let me remind you, Matvienko is not the seeds on the bench, this is the person whose promises are fulfilled by the state. Well, PACE will remove all its sanctions, allow Russia to the microphone, so what? Before the sanctions, we were not deprived of a vote, and the resolutions were still against us. We have one vote, and the EU casts all 28 votes of member countries. And the rest like Georgia, Azerbaijan think you will vote for us? Now, if all the subjects of the federation of the European part of Russia will join the Council of Europe, then YES, you can "butt" with the hope of success. Well, they will let us in, we will start paying all fees, and we will also recognize the decisions of the ECHR, and there are billions of dollars in claims against Russia. Will we pay? What are you happy about? Bought a "kiss"? It’s necessary to yank from the Council of Europe, and the faster, the better ... Let Ukrainians with pots on their heads "pull" there. We occupy half of Europe and rush into the hall, in which countries the size of a "smoking room" spit in our face with impunity! It's a shame, gentlemen, comrades !!! Let PACE Poroshenko even put in a pose of a broken birch, this is not a reason for hugs with this assembly.
      1. +8
        12 October 2017 19: 18
        Ek, you hit our depths! I simply meant the spelling. Easy, with healthy humor. I liked it in one word. And climb at six in the morning into the jungle of geopolitics ... I am not inclined. At this time, mnu-other priorities.
        1. +1
          12 October 2017 19: 29
          Quote: Petrol cutter
          I simply meant the spelling. Easy, with healthy humor. I liked it in one word.

          And I, you know, prefer “essence” to “form”.
          1. +1
            14 October 2017 17: 39
            Old age is not joy ... Although, of course, there are certainly joys in old age. But sometimes you just have to smile, and not look for subtext or negative. Otherwise, life can become very gloomy. And it will be your own choice.
            1. 0
              14 October 2017 23: 07
              Quote: Gregory_78
              Old age is not joy ...

              Old age is how much, in your concept? As a child, I once went for mushrooms to the forest with an experienced old (in my opinion) mushroom picker. I gathered - barely covered the bottom in the bucket, and he had a full basket. I asked how you were looking for them, and he answered - they themselves jumped into my basket. Something like this here, the husk itself disappears, the essence is immediately visible, there is no need to look for anything. That's why I don’t read Prishvin, it’s boring to digest water about leaflets.
              Quote: Gregory_78
              Otherwise, life can become very gloomy. And it will be your own choice.

              You will not believe it, but even on a minefield you can walk with pleasure, the main thing is to know where to put your foot.
          2. +1
            16 October 2017 12: 17
            Pedro is, of course, a rare villain, but I would not call him a fool.
            1. +1
              16 October 2017 15: 50
              Quote: BerBer
              Pedro is, of course, a rare villain, but I would not call him a fool.

              And no one calls him a fool, but he is let down by imagination and a sense of proportion. You know, a spoonful of cognac in coffee makes coffee a very pleasant drink, and if you pour in two spoons, you will get spoiled coffee and cognac. So Poroshenko's Russophobia, it became so much that even Europeans became sick of him, and then there were financial losses ...
              1. +2
                16 October 2017 16: 06
                As for the sense of proportion and imagination, it is correctly noticed. However, I would like to single out exorbitant greed. As the saying goes: "greed kills fraer."
                1. +1
                  16 October 2017 18: 08
                  Quote: BerBer
                  However, I would like to single out exorbitant greed. As the saying goes: "greed kills fraer."

                  Well, yes! This is a national trait! If people do not hesitate to exchange family ties for lace underpants, the president is the brightest embodiment of this feature. As K. Marx once said: "... at 300% there is no crime that he (the capital) would not risk taking, at least under the fear of the gallows ..." Among other things, my opinion, the USA guaranteed Poroshenko the inviolability of his personal and his capital in the case of the implementation of the State Department program in Ukraine. That's why he deliberately betrayed and sold his country. A fool would not even have been able to steal a billion, not to earn. And Poroshenko is not stupid, he perfectly understands what he is doing and what the country will lead to. He deserves a public stake out, at least.
                  1. +1
                    17 October 2017 08: 41
                    Living witnesses are not needed. Remember the fate of Berezovsky, Gusinsky. Their capital was taken away, and they themselves "committed suicide." Poroshenko - a fatty piece and, waiting for him the same fate. Well, at least I think so.
                    1. 0
                      17 October 2017 10: 23
                      Quote: BerBer
                      Poroshenko - a fatty piece and, waiting for him the same fate. Well, at least I think so.

                      I also hope that the punishment will overtake him. But Saakashvili is alive, healthy and well-fed.
  2. +12
    12 October 2017 06: 18
    Chic article !!!! Thank you very much))))
    1. +4
      12 October 2017 13: 03
      I share the opinion "Kolobok.
      1. 0
        12 October 2017 21: 20
        And I also share, great article!
  3. +3
    12 October 2017 06: 31
    the sanctions against Russia expiring at the end of the year will not continue to be extended.


    Does this concern PACE? And then it seems that the European Union in general, why coma can happen to banderlogs. laughing
  4. +2
    12 October 2017 06: 38
    And where can I read about the non-renewal of sanctions? Or did it, as in Soviet times, come through TASS channels? It will not work, as with the story of the "crucified boy"?
    1. 0
      12 October 2017 13: 39
      Quote: Captain Nemo
      And where can I read about the non-renewal of sanctions? Or did it, as in Soviet times, come through TASS channels? It will not work, as with the story of the "crucified boy"?

      this is Ukrainian resources they write)
      1. +4
        12 October 2017 13: 59
        Laziness is a vice ... seek and find Yes )) By the way, do not confuse God's gift with scrambled eggs, in this particular case we are talking about lifting the PACE sanctions against the Russian delegation, such as deprivation of the right to vote, the right to speak, etc., and in no way the lifting of economic sanctions The EU hi
      2. 0
        12 October 2017 17: 30
        Found. Thank. And the truth is funny - the Ukrainian "European Truth". By the way, quite a resource. Seasoned enough
    2. +4
      12 October 2017 14: 11
      In Europe, nothing is written about PACE. They just don’t know about her. bully As for sanctions, even Trump does not want to execute the latter. What sanctions can there be if Poland and Ukraine buy coal from the Donbass, while the Americans resell the same coal, but under its own brand, it is sold to Ukraine. laughing
  5. +2
    12 October 2017 06: 42
    They would stop paying right away, would have been in PACE a long time ago
    1. +21
      12 October 2017 06: 49
      would have been in PACE for a long time

      But by and large do we need this? Just do not say that you should defend your interests at all international sites. They upheld that every pot-bellied little thing is trying to dictate its conditions to Russia.
      1. +1
        12 October 2017 07: 48
        UN abolish, it does not need)))
      2. 0
        12 October 2017 08: 21
        And why not. Does this extremely true thought find no place in your worldview?
      3. +3
        12 October 2017 09: 28
        Quote: rotmistr60
        But by and large do we need this?

        If only to separate creatures, to hang out in a geyrop beautifully. But in general, you need to look where you are joining, but as in a joke: "... you’ll forever enter somewhere, then into Mr., then into the party ..."
  6. 0
    12 October 2017 07: 24
    So much pathos in the morning did not master. Threw in the beginning. What is it for? Would give information and analysis would read. And so - the "brilliance of wit" ...
    1. +1
      14 October 2017 18: 02
      We found something to read in the morning ... In the morning, you can only read short excerpts from the news. Yes, and then in question - is it worth it. Remember the unforgettable "Dog Heart"? "- My advice to you - do not read Soviet newspapers at dinner. - So there are no others! - You don’t read any."
  7. +1
    12 October 2017 07: 36
    "The first one went ..."! These ... Europeans sway for a long time. What proves - the provocation with MH17 was prepared by "serious uncles from Langley" - because it "broke the back of a camel" ... The horses got the role of performers ...
  8. +7
    12 October 2017 07: 37
    And only I had a question: "What else in the vapors of alcohol will get to mind the pan-head leader?

    ... to Mikhail for the article. + It’s so good, with humor and throughout the whole face of Petsky-drunk, an assessment which he deserved ...
    and indeed, what else will the owners of the under-president push it to ...? bully
    1. 0
      12 October 2017 11: 00
      and indeed, what else would the owners of the under-president push it to ...? bully
      What is this under-president ... Moscow recognizes ... (sarcasm)
  9. +1
    12 October 2017 07: 45
    In the morning, VO cheered up with an intro to the article.
  10. +4
    12 October 2017 07: 55
    To put the wrong horse is Khakhlov's professional. Yes
    1. +1
      12 October 2017 10: 08
      Anyone who collaborates in politics with the SGA, ALWAYS loses. It's like believing a horned one.
    2. +3
      12 October 2017 11: 40
      Quote: wicked partisan
      To put the wrong horse is Khakhlov's professional. Yes

      I do not agree! am Who do we have a horse on which they did not put? Stella Kyriakides?
      Then the one they put on - Zingeris Emanulis is a horse! wink bully Perhaps pedal ... More precisely it is necessary in formulations. feel
      Hello to the forest inhabitants! drinks
      1. +2
        12 October 2017 15: 53
        Quote: andj61
        More precisely it is necessary in formulations.

        They set it. To Gingham. Who will say that she (Gingham) is not a horse? Trump's terrible revenge for this bet is yet to come. Risks, however, Donald does not have time. Hands do not reach the novice president. All the time it takes to respond to new introductory ones, which Vladimir Vladimirovich constantly gives ...
      2. +1
        12 October 2017 18: 07
        Quote: andj61
        Zingeris Emanulis is a horse!

        I agree. Yes Also in a coat. negative
        Quote: andj61
        Hello to the forest inhabitants!

        drinks
    3. +1
      12 October 2017 13: 11
      Two letters are missing from the evil partisans. It is necessary "to the wrong horse." Regards.
    4. 0
      12 October 2017 13: 13
      See below.
  11. +4
    12 October 2017 08: 21
    It’s been so long ago ... it’s been noticed long ago that with a kind word and deprivation of the monetary content one can make anyone obey ..
    1. +1
      12 October 2017 13: 48
      Agree. It is necessary to fight with isils, but deprived the Europeans of money - they are yours. That's right - silently, that we explain everything to them, they themselves can understand - what and for what.
  12. +4
    12 October 2017 09: 18
    voted not to extend the sanctions against Russia expiring at the end of the year

    medical starvation, or rather, its perspective, and more precisely, its very distant perspective, has cleared the brain so ??? a new word in medicine ...
  13. +3
    12 October 2017 09: 39
    But I’m thinking, why should we give it 11 YES if what I think is 11 kindergartens or how many clinics or something else request
    1. +2
      12 October 2017 15: 55
      Quote: Very Simple
      or something else

      New car for Mary?
      1. 0
        14 October 2017 18: 08
        For Shmara Bardakyan?
  14. +3
    12 October 2017 11: 27
    Quote: Yoshi
    So much pathos in the morning did not master. Threw in the beginning. What is it for? Would give information and analysis would read. And so - the "brilliance of wit" ...

    Not mastered so why comment.
    And wit, and even with brilliance, is always out of place, unless of course it concerns tragedy events.
    And PACE has recently become a frivolous organization.
  15. +3
    12 October 2017 11: 42
    We don’t need this PACE.
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    1. 0
      12 October 2017 13: 18
      It does not reach through the head (ears) it will reach through the ass.
  17. +4
    12 October 2017 13: 20
    Thanks to the author. Time is the best doctor. Heals everyone and everything. So PACE was cured. I'd like to see some kind of harsh response to the removal of flags, and not a decisive protest. Westerners understand only power. This is both an axiom and a theorem ..
  18. 0
    12 October 2017 13: 35
    A real surprise for banderlogs.
  19. 0
    12 October 2017 13: 43
    Hebrew (or something similar to German).

    "Something like German" is Yiddish
  20. 0
    12 October 2017 13: 57
    Excuse me, I don’t believe anyone, after listening to one of the most interesting expert speeches from Katasonov on YouTube. I conclude that the United States twisted our hands and set up the bandwagon quite a while ago! They humiliate us and push us against Ukraine! Why is the chief diplomat blowing bubbles, he does nothing in return! Gorbachev taught everyone only to deal with trepology and boltology, and not to do things! Shame on the Foreign Ministry!
    Ahead of us is the deepest .op!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBy6eCzkGl0
    1. 0
      14 October 2017 18: 38
      All of these “predictions” impressed me, like many, for a long time and for a long time. Many are able to analyze the existing reality and past affairs. However, for more or less accurate predictions, it is necessary not only to operate on one or two orders of magnitude with a large amount of data, but also the ability to catch "ripples on the water", and only a few people can. And sometimes no one at all. I like to believe in the next "end of the Mayan calendar" - well, who’s a doctor for you besides yourself ... Eksperdy, analytics and economic monsters daily fill up with predictions. I’m personally tired of listening to them.
      Finally. From "The Master and Margarita": "a man ... cannot vouch for his own tomorrow." Nevertheless, it is taken to predict not only tomorrow, but much more, and not only for his humble person, but for a great many people who are also persons no less subject to momentary passions than he himself. Space-scale stupidity.
  21. +4
    12 October 2017 14: 04
    Moscow knocked the stool out of Poroshenko right in the Council of Europe

    Dear, why write such headings? I really decided that he was hanged ...
    1. +1
      13 October 2017 06: 08
      Well, don’t get so upset, maybe not everything is lost yet?
  22. 0
    12 October 2017 14: 36
    Quote: Wend
    "What else in the alcohol vapors will come to mind the pan-head leader?
    I think I know laughing Poroshenko, after being thrown off, will ask for protection from Russia. laughing

    ... but will they leave him alive? - He knows too much - he will start singing and * will begin to give in according to the full program * if you don’t soak him well, very serious people ...
    1. 0
      12 October 2017 17: 01
      Yes, yes it will come running to the question to us and we will defend it.
  23. 0
    12 October 2017 14: 46
    Quote: African
    Thanks to the author. Time is the best doctor. Heals everyone and everything. So PACE was cured. I'd like to see some kind of harsh response to the removal of flags, and not a decisive protest. Westerners understand only power. This is both an axiom and a theorem ..

    The answer, of course, will be, but not in a rush, but deliberately. The Amerza descend lower and lower in their attempts to “offend” Russia, but the Anglo-Saxons are becoming smaller before our eyes!
  24. 0
    12 October 2017 15: 03
    Yiddish, after all, is similar to German, but not Hebrew. You should not talk about what you do not know.
  25. 0
    12 October 2017 15: 07
    An author with a symbolic surname Onufrienko knocked out a stool from under the author’s feet Kamenev and left him without a piece of bread.
    1. +1
      12 October 2017 16: 02
      Quote: Curious
      a stool from under the feet of the author Kamenev and left him without a piece of bread.

      it’s unlikely that the topic is eternal, so many Kamenevs can feed on it. There Ishchenko / Yurasuma and so on ... started again.
      1. +6
        12 October 2017 17: 03
        Quote: Catherine II
        Catherine II

        Quote: Curious
        Curious

        Bravo
        Posted by Mikhail Onufrienko (Mikle1)

        Since these two experts were numbed, it means the article was a success. good good good We are waiting for more.
  26. 0
    12 October 2017 15: 15
    no need to pay correctly
  27. 0
    12 October 2017 15: 19
    Now the danger is growing that the crazy Poroshenko, seeing that he is losing control of the situation, could unleash large-scale military operations in the Donbass, the Americans will give him a command and their obedient chain dog will rush to carry it out, even knowing that they can break their teeth well.
  28. +2
    12 October 2017 16: 03
    are we the richest in Europe that made 10% of the contributions?
    nothing has changed from the fact that we are there, which means we have nothing to do there and there is no need to spend $ 40 million each year on these gatherings.
    let the Europeans pay for themselves and play with themselves
    they use us as a cash cow, and we are glad that you see us in high society
    and in general PACE is overestimated, it's just a platform to scratch your tongue and that's it
  29. 0
    13 October 2017 00: 03
    More recently, they wrote that as soon as our Trump comes to the white house and Poroshenko will certainly be a khan. And Trump seems to be in that white house a long time ago, and here the new khan arrived in time. The Council of Europe!
  30. +1
    13 October 2017 13: 15
    Russia again prepared to listen to nasty things, but at its own expense. It's nice to step on the rake again and again.
  31. 0
    13 October 2017 23: 47
    Good article! )) Thanks to the author!
  32. 0
    14 October 2017 01: 30
    Peter...
    "Gave a rustle" ...
    That's what happens when they climb the podium ...
    Better to sit quietly ... quietly ...
    Or pretend ... by a hose ..
    And he. Lawmaking started ...
    All Russian language. Eradicates.
    And Ukrainian technical ... Or medical ...
    This is ... just ukatayka ..
  33. 0
    15 October 2017 13: 19
    Hmm, again, Pete has a hitch. Now the damned Europeans have exchanged the democratic Independent for aggressor millions. And so it all started well ... But the author with Hebrew went wild - he looks like German Yiddish, not Hebrew. But the Jews are to blame - there is nothing to speak the same language, but they invented two for themselves.
  34. 0
    15 October 2017 23: 18
    "Moscow knocked out a stool from under Poroshenko right in the Council of Europe"
    sorry about the neck of this pig was not what he had long deserved - soaped rope.