Ukraine announced the wanted list of two deputies Shoigu

The Prosecutor General’s Office of Ukraine announced two deputy defense ministers of Russia, Nikolay Pankov and Dmitry Bulgakov, on the wanted list, reports press office departments.

In addition, the deputy commander-in-chief of the Russian Navy, Vice Admiral Alexander Fedotenkov, is also on the wanted list.

The indictments against these persons on October 4 2017 were sent to the court for a special trial. Each of them was declared wanted, the court granted permission for their detention and delivery to the court to decide on the application of a preventive measure in the form of detention

"It was informed.

It is stated that the main military prosecutor’s office conducted a pre-trial investigation and found that the individuals mentioned in February – March 2014, “acting by prior agreement” with other representatives of the Russian armed forces and the Russian authorities, “inclined by threats and bribing” the Ukrainian military treason. "

In addition, they "contributed to the unimpeded invasion of servicemen of the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation to carry out a military occupation of the territory of the Crimea peninsula."

In Ukraine, Russian officials face imprisonment for up to 15 years.

Earlier it was reported that the Main Military Prosecutor's Office of Ukraine called Nikolai Pankov, Dmitry Bulgakov and the Deputy Commander-in-Chief of the Navy, Vice Admiral Alexander Fedotenkov, for questioning, but apparently they did not appear in Kiev for questioning ...

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[Andrey K]

Ukraine announced the wanted list of two deputies Shoigu
New joke
Urgently to Shoigu's deputies in kuev !!!
Urgently !!!
With appropriate accompaniment

[NIKNN]

Quote: Andrey K

Ukraine announced the wanted list of two deputies Shoigu

[oleg-gr]

Silly joke. The Prosecutor General’s Office of Ukraine needs to make friends with Shoigu, and not try to pursue his deputies. When it smells fried, many can go along the way of Yanukovych to Rostov.

[Zoldat_A]

Quote: oleg-gr

The Prosecutor General’s Office of Ukraine needs to make friends with Shoigu, and not try to pursue his deputies.

I remember that not so long ago some Kiev district prosecutor's office issued permission for a search in the Presidential Administration of the Russian Federation to some obscure members of something there. With an address. And where is the search ?????

[wasjasibirjac]

Searched. virtually without leaving your office. found a lot of material evidence of Russia's guilt. they couldn’t seize-Putin did not give.

[210ox]

And why look for them? Their location is known, try to come and arrest. Well take a chance .. This will be a show. This is not a clownish “breakthrough” by Mishiko .. This is seriously the appearance of Ukrainian prosecutors in the General Staff of Russia.

Quote: NIKNN

Quote: Andrey K

Ukraine announced the wanted list of two deputies Shoigu

[Zoldat_A]

Dmitry, !

Quote: 210ox

Why look for them? Their location is known, try to come and arrest. Well, take a chance ..There will be a show.

We crave ??? For me - easily! The whole world is in ruins ... Russia will survive all one - and they make a fire according to the instructions on purchased logs packed in polyethylene ... Govinda is liquid against us ...

[Vladimirets]

Quote: Andrey K

Ukraine announced the wanted list of two deputies Shoigu

Guys specifically hit, there is nothing to laugh.

[Zibelew]

Everyday life of a psychiatric clinic ... Well, it's about how to summon Marshal Zhukov for questioning in the Gestapo.
The country's president is a drunken alcoholic.
Rada Speaker - with help.
Attorney General - a prisoner and a clown.
The military prosecutor is simple.
How do they even live?

[LeonidL]

"They" just live perfectly - everyone else - lousy!

[UVB]

Quote: Zibelew

Everyday life of a psychiatric clinic ...

Quote: Zibelew

How do they even live?

Apparently here on this guide

[Slovak]

So they live, in one family, in chorus and in turn

[Smog]

Quote: Vladimirets

Guys specifically hit, there is nothing to laugh.

..Shoigu looked around sternly at the bewildered generals.
“I urgently gathered you, comrades, in order to inform you of the most unpleasant news,” he said. - Ukraine put us on the wanted list. Take courage.
Some of the generals cried out, someone turned pale, and someone began to send a farewell SMS to their relatives.
“They won’t get me alive,” said the commander of the airborne forces, unfastening his holster.
“This is not an option, Colonel General!” - stopped him Kuzhugetovich. - I propose another option - surrender.
Relief flashed across the faces of the generals.
“It’s good for you,” said the commander of the VKS bitterly. - You’ll just be thrown into the basement of the SBU, and in my hands is the blood of thousands of innocent Islamists. They come to me even at night, shake their heads and sadly ask: “Hey, why did you do so ugly, dear?” The Hague Tribunal, the fairest tribunal in the world, really shines for me.
“Nothing, we will hire you the best lawyers, Feigin or Novikov,” Shoigu comforted him and ordered all the doomed. - Take only the most necessary and expensive with you to the camera. Well, do not forget the toothbrushes.
In the morning, Sergey Kuzhugetovich looked out the window and realized that the generals took the most expensive for themselves - two combined arms armies, eight air force regiments, three armored divisions, four airborne divisions and two marine corps. And of course, they did not forget the toothbrushes in the form of five GRU special forces brigades.
The commander of the Strategic Missile Forces cried inconsolably to one side, lamenting about their stationary positions of intercontinental missiles:
- Missiles are completely new ... With multiple warheads, relatives ... How are they now without me?
Shoigu thoughtfully looked at the column of tractors with the Yars that was leaving the horizon.
- Yes! All that scraped! So what? - Intercepted the Strategic Missile Forces commander. “They will warm my soul when I go to the basement of the SBU with you!”

[Smog]

Quote: Smog

Yes! All that scraped! So what? - Intercepted the Strategic Missile Forces commander. “They will warm my soul when I go to the basement of the SBU with you!”

Two days later, all the criminals were already in Kiev.
- Report that Shoigu arrived with the rest of the defendants generals to confess! - ordered Shoigu.
All day helicopters circled over Kiev, armored vehicles drove through the streets, calling out to the loudspeakers: “Pan Lutsenko, pan Poroshenko! We give in! We ask representatives of Ukraine to accept our confession! ”
But everything was in vain - hundreds of posters “Glory to the Russian Army - the army of permissers!” Rustled in the wind, and thousands of hungry people of Kiev lined up for field kitchens.
Shoigu, sitting in the Kurganets-25 team armored personnel carrier, was just watching with interest the Savik Shuster show, where Savik, with a St. George ribbon on his chest, conducted a survey on the topic: “Bandera, who are they? Creatures or just cattle? ”When the adjutant distracted him:
“We found the SBU cellars, Comrade Army General!” Alas, nobody there. Only dozens of hangers, including the prosecutor, open safes, piles of excrement and scattered documents on the floor.
Shoigu frowned.
“But surrender to someone?” I am a civilized person and if I was summoned to court, I want to testify!
The adjutant spread his arms:
- Special Forces reported that the President of Ukraine in Berlin.
- We're going to Berlin! - ordered Shoigu.
Berlin met with perfectly white flags who appeared to confess from all the windows.
- They have what? - Kuzhugetovich was surprised, having looked out from head "Armata". - Ariel Laundry Detergent Day?
“Genetic memory,” the adjutant explained. - Civilized people - old traditions are revered strictly.
“I'm tired, something,” Shoigu sighed. “Let's surrender to at least someone.”
An hour later, Vice Chancellor Steinmeier came out to him, who said that Frau Chancellor put an ampoule of calcium cyanide in Poroshenko’s mouth and then poisoned herself, ordering, finally, to let Spree enter the Berlin metro. And that a new and free Germany is glad to see the Russian liberators.
Shoigu frowned, said "Well, here again ...", and ordered everyone to return home.
And only the Yarsa tractor could not get out of The Hague, getting stuck in a cabin in the tribunal’s hall, and stern - in a bakery on the other side of the town. "

PS All on Feng Shui ....

[Vladimirets]

Kostya, stop mocking me.

[Smog]

Quote: Vladimirets

Kostya, stop mocking me.

I'm a little ...... okay ??????

[Vladimirets]

Quote: Smog

I'm a little ...... okay ??????

Are you kidding me ?! Be-12 is a direct threat!

[Smog]

Quote: Vladimirets

Be-12 is a direct threat!

This is garbage ..... Now, if you run Volfycha ........

[Vladimirets]

Quote: Smog

then garbage ..... Now, if you run Volfycha .......

Two divisions 76VDD and OMSDON named after Dzerzhinsky can capture a small European country.

[tomket]

Quote: Vladimirets

Two divisions 76VDD and OMSDON named after Dzerzhinsky can capture a small European country.

The airborne regiment seems to have already captured one city ....

[tomket]

Quote: Smog

This is garbage ..... Now, if you run Volfycha ........

Well, I would have gone a long time ago ...

[Captain Nemo]

Hu from Kostya?

[sabakina]

Quote: Captain Nemo

Hu from Kostya?

How? You don’t know Kostya?

[Martian]

Quote: Smog

All of Feng Shui.

Constantine

[LeonidL]

A small correction - "Shoigu goes with his backs to Kiev ... no question!"

[siberalt]

It would be time for Bastrykin to put Poroshenko on the wanted list. What trifles, there is a reason.

[DEPARTMENT]

Autumn, aggravation again ...!

[Smog]

Quote: DEPARTMENT

aggravation again ...!

[Tusv]

Patstalom It’s not the first time that Gostainu Victoritch is firing. Recidivist

[Altona]

As I understand it, a consignment of grass got into the Prosecutor General’s Office of Ukraine.

[Fedalex]

Or maybe they should, but come to Kiev . And grab witnesses - more, but "more polite"!

[Smog]

Quote: Fedalex

. And grab witnesses - more, but "more polite"!

This is mono. Boys ask, ask .....-


No, I said!
Putin angrily threw up the phone. Shook his head.
A light came on on the selector panel.
- To you the Minister of Defense, Vladimir Vladimirovich. - voice of the secretary.
- Yes, call me.
The minister came in and immediately took the bull by the horns:
- Comrade Supreme Commander, they call me to Kiev for interrogation.
- How, and you? So the commander of the Black Sea Fleet just called me, just begged to let him go. With an escort, of course, they already have a fight in Sevastopol for the right to accompany their admiral. But you understand ...
Shoigu nodded, and said softly:
- But you really want to ... Very ... And the men cut off my whole phone: when, they say? Are waiting! And paratroopers, and tankers, and pilots, and sailors are ready, and even the Strategic Missile Forces ...
- Who? !!!
- They promise very accurately, Vladimir Vla ...
- Are you all fucked up ?! Well this will be an inter-do-it-yourself scandal, you understand? Like children, chesslovo. Hey, who is breaking through the door without a report? !!!
Zhirinovsky brazenly climbed through the opened door, tearing the chief of the presidential guard away from himself.
- Mr. President! he cried. - I am a law-abiding person, my dad is a lawyer, and if they call ...
- Are you planning to go with someone? - Putin frowned.
- The Alpha group. How did the guys know that the summons had come to me, they simply arranged a demonstration at my windows: “Volfych, take us with you!” And I am always very sensitive to the aspirations of the people! Why am I worse than Valuev? Is he already gathering, and with it the whole Military Hunting Society, and there are many special forces there, both former and ...
“I see ...” the president said. - The entire command of the army and the Ministry of Internal Affairs, all the deputies of the State Duma, even the children's ombudsman received a summons. Listed everyone?
The security chief jumped up and reached into his pocket. It seemed to Putin - behind a gun, but he pulled out a crumpled Diechel envelope. He looked imploringly at the guarantor.
“Well, we and the management guys can and at our own expense ...” he began and stopped short under the heavy gaze of the chief.
- It is interesting, if you are all summoned to Kiev, then why aren't they summoning me?
And then his gaze caught the gleam of a light burning on the selector panel.
And at the same time the secretary peered in at the door:
- Vladimir Vladimirovich, here the courier is diychelovsky, a letter from Kiev to you.
The President looked around the audience.
- Who are we taking? - Shoigu asked busily.
- Strategic Rocket Forces is not necessary! Putin said sternly. “Let them be in reserve if suddenly ... they call from Washington.”

[Solomon Kane]

You would, my friend, write political tales ... and read occasionally in Zrad, instead of a laxative .... or as a brain cleaner to local deputies, if any ....

[Smog]

The main military prosecutor's office of Ukraine summoned for questioning Nikolai Pankov, Dmitry Bulgakov and the deputy commander of the Navy, Vice Admiral Alexander Fedotenkov, but apparently they did not appear for questioning in Kiev...

Apparently yes. did not appear. Probably Kuzhugetych did not let go. You know, they were. They are preparing baldons with the Poles to capture. So not to trifles.

[volodya]

Such nonsense even reluctant to comment!

[Egorovich]

And all of these are playing in kindergarten or in ward No. 6, pan-legged horses.

[Ilja2016]

Why these

Quote: Zibelew

Everyday life of a psychiatric clinic ... Well, it's about how to summon Marshal Zhukov for questioning in the Gestapo.

By the way, Marshal Zhukov came to Berlin, but there was nothing left of the Gestapo

[zhekazs]

Well, that means it will be the same with our contemporaries. The spiral of history, however.

[Shura Perm]

And are they really waiting for them?

[LeonidL]

Pampers buy hundreds!

[kefan]

Ukrainians again mix my slippers.

[sabakina]

Yours at least just laugh, I’m looking for mine for a year! Probably bastards are fighting without me!

[Gray brother]

There is no limit to the crimes of Mordor.

[Machete]

Is there a view of the Ukrainian crab? Probably ancient Ukrainian crab. )

[Gray brother]

Quote: Machete

Is there a view of the Ukrainian crab? Probably ancient Ukrainian crab. )

Of course there is, or rather was.

Now, of course, they cannot be found, because the Russian troops destroyed their Khatynks and therefore hungry Ukrainian Gaster gobbled up the poor crabs.

Today we are all Ukrainian crabs.
Je suis le crabe ukrainien.

[Slovak]

How do you not know? Crab in bloomers, with a forelock and terribly thieving. It feeds on dill with lard, on weekends it seizes garlic on a vodka. Shitting on Roshen sweets

[Martian]

Um ... and the gray matter didn’t mutate in someone’s head under the influence of alcohol ???

[Egorovich]

This pan-and-leg again again for themselves, ukrov, distorted. There are Black Sea brown crabs. They are truly endangered. There are very few of them left in the Black Sea.

[Gray brother]

Quote: Egorovich

There are Black Sea brown crabs.

You forget who dug up the Black Sea and used the extracted rock when filling the Caucasus Range so that later, in the distant future, the great Ukrainian Saakashvili could be born.

[Egorovich]

They need cuttings from the shovels with which they dug, in a known place.

[Vasyan1971]

"Acting by prior agreement" ...
So I see this picture: in a safe house, the highest army and navy officers of the Russian Armed Forces weave intrigues and conceive the evil ... Nightmare!
"Contributed to the unhindered invasion of the RF Armed Forces for the military occupation of the territory of the Crimean peninsula."
If we distract from the unlawful use of the word "occupation", then this pro'idurok Yarosh with his "train of friendship" contributed to the return of Crimea to its homeland. Yarosh and his kind dill. No options. But can you explain this to someone who "instead of a hat on the go, he put on a pan," a pan or a colander? Yes, not a joke!

[DEPARTMENT]

If these Zamy Shoigu come to Kiev, then everything will be as usual Svidomo .. WAIT!

I pity you all there ...

[LeonidL]

We'll have to, oh, Shoigu will have to visit the city of Kukuev with his deputies and other polite people and conduct a surgery there to force peace and therapy for mental illness!

[Herculesic]

Announced on the wanted list, and then weakly come for them? Take a chance, last time in your life! !!

[Vasilenko Vladimir]

but why trifle, immediately declare Putin
that’s what they will do if the “suspects” appear, and even with a group of “lawyers”

[Vadim Golubkov]

Quote: Zibelew

Everyday life of a psychiatric clinic ... Well, it's about how to summon Marshal Zhukov for questioning in the Gestapo.
The country's president is a drunken alcoholic.
Rada Speaker - with help.
Attorney General - a prisoner and a clown.
The military prosecutor is simple.
How do they even live?

[Machete]

Rjunimagu!

[Rostislav]

It’s a sin not to take such an occasion to Kiev on a tank ride. You look, and order will be added there.

[Machete]

Interpol began to iron the laces.

[NEXUS]

And Putin put on the wanted list weakly?

[Tusv]

Quote: NEXUS

And Putin put on the wanted list weakly?

No jokes, but Vladimir Vladimirovich at the meeting of the Twenties in Australia really pinned down with the Fleet, impudently stating that this was to protect the top officials of the summit. Well, they’ll invite, well, the judges will defend, at the same time they will protect someone else. Do they need it?

[NEXUS]

Quote: Tusv

but Vladimir Vladimirovich at the meeting of the Twenties in Australia really pinned down with the Navy, insolently stating that this was to protect the top officials of the summit

About the same thing ... I’ll come accompanied by an armored corps with a Pskov division, in the form of guards and let them interrogate and ask questions. Only after leaving, I’m afraid half of Ukraine will leave Russia free of charge, without noise and dust.

[Captain Nemo]

The guys are really nothing funny. These clowns will later put them on Interpol's wanted list. People even retired will not be able to travel.

[rammjager]

Quote: Andrey K

Ukraine announced the wanted list of two deputies Shoigu
New joke
Urgently to Shoigu's deputies in kuev !!!
Urgently !!!
With appropriate accompaniment

Dear, what's the catch? Ukraine put on the wanted list of two deputies Shoigu. Funny? Well, something like that. And how many criminal cases have the IC of the Russian Federation opened? Funny? And ...?

[Xela2202]

A year ago, I found crawling on the net ......... "Shoigu looked around sternly at the bewildered generals.
“I urgently gathered you, comrades, in order to inform you of the most unpleasant news,” he said. - Ukraine put us on the wanted list. Take with you to the camera only the most necessary and expensive. Well, do not forget the toothbrushes.
In the morning, Sergey Kuzhugetovich looked out the window and realized that the generals took the most expensive for themselves - 2 combined arms armies, 8 air force regiments, 3 armored divisions, 4 airborne divisions and 2 marine regiments. And of course they did not forget the toothbrushes in the form of 5 GRU special forces brigades.
Aside, the commander of the Strategic Missile Forces cried inconsolably, lamenting about their stationary positions of intercontinental missiles ....
Two days later, all the criminals were already in Kiev.
- Report that Shoigu arrived with the rest of the defendants generals to confess! - ordered Shoigu. All day helicopters circled over Kiev, armored vehicles drove through the streets, calling out to the loudspeakers: “Pan Lutsenko, pan Poroshenko! Give up! We ask the representatives of Ukraine to accept our confession! ”But it was all in vain - hundreds of posters“ Glory to the Russian Army — the army of permissors! ”Rustled in the wind, and thousands of hungry people lined up for field kitchens. Shoigu, sitting in the team armored personnel carrier, was watching with interest the show of Savik Shuster, where Savik, with a St. George ribbon on his chest, conducted a survey on the topic: “Bandera, who are they? Creatures or just cattle? ”When the adjutant distracted him:
“We found the SBU cellars, Comrade Army General!” Alas, nobody there. Only dozens of hangers, including the prosecutor, open safes, piles of excrement and scattered documents on the floor.
Shoigu frowned.
“But surrender to someone?” I am a civilized person and if I was summoned to court, I want to testify! Adjutant spread his hands:
- Special Forces reported that the President of Ukraine in Berlin.
- We're going to Berlin! - ordered Shoigu.
Berlin met with perfectly white flags who appeared to confess from all the windows.
- They have what? - Kuzhugetovich was surprised, having looked out from head "Armata". - Ariel Laundry Detergent Day?
“Genetic memory,” the adjutant explained. - Civilized people - old traditions are revered strictly.
“I'm tired, something,” Shoigu sighed. “Let's surrender to at least someone.”
An hour later, Vice Chancellor Steinmeier came out to him, who said that Frau Chancellor put an ampoule of calcium cyanide in Poroshenko’s mouth and then poisoned herself, ordering, finally, to let Spree enter the Berlin metro. And that a new and free Germany is glad to see the Russian liberators. Shoigu frowned, said "Well, here again ...", and ordered everyone to return home .....

And only the Yarsa tractor could not get out of The Hague, getting stuck in a cabin in the tribunal hall, and stern - in a bakery on the other side of the city .....

[NEXUS]

Quote: Xela2202

And only the Yarsa tractor could not get out of The Hague, getting stuck in a cabin in the tribunal hall, and stern - in a bakery on the other side of the city .....

Well, I mean the same thing, only without Yars in The Hague ... but I like your train of thought.

[HEATHER]

I don’t understand. Did he go or not? They raised everything here. It’s impossible to sleep. The tracks clang under the window, 31th snoop in the air, boats scurry in the Yenisei. At warfare, generally war. They mumble, don’t cry. Hurricanes - today you don’t have to sleep ... The BZHRKs are loaded onto platforms, AK-103 and PM-24 are underway. They have a commander Stechkin. I haven’t heard so many mats in loading on the An-124 for about 30 years. I’ve gotten the head of the PCP already. Full orange! My commander ordered Pull Mosin to the first line. We don’t know where to find him. We have an order. We are looking for him. He’s somewhere to see after the store. But the commander ordered us to take the “latitude and longitude" from the enemy so that they get lost. We fought. Don’t lose us for long. If you hear anything in the news.

[Rusj]

The towers are torn down - there is nobody to believe
There are no lace shorts!
I give myself to the first comer
For a simple lottery ticket.
Promised wolves shameful
New, bright, carefree world!
We are children, Bandera proud!
It does not matter that the country - a toilet.
We were told that we are free!
We were told that we are not slaves!
What lace panties, fashionable
This is a symbol of our struggle!
Cheated, cowards are not given,
All knees are worn into the blood.
The last two bucks stolen ...
How to believe now in love?

[earloop]

What. don’t know where to look?

[bald]

Military Review !!! If you, nailing a nail, with a good scope, hit your finger !!! I would express my point of view in the same format as for this, frankly madhouse.
.
..

[CAT BAIYUN]

From which I say again: they touch. I’m just curious: when will all those whom they put on the wanted list appear or are summoned (yes with the support group) where will they hide?

[sgr291158]

Autumn aggravation.

[Jurkovs]

Yeah. Repin’s picture “Didn’t Wait” ... and we arrived.

[Romario_Argo]

Quote: Vladimirets

Guys specifically hit, there is nothing to laugh

I think that their level of secrecy will not allow problems, this is a headache for the Foreign Intelligence Service and the Ministry of Foreign Affairs

[kos2910]

Damn, why look for them? They would summon them - they would profit with subordinates ...

[orthodox]

There is no such idiocy in the world that Svidomo would not be able to

[Alexey-74]

I read the comments - neighing ..... of course, the Ukrainian prosecutor may send a separate order to write the SBU to the Russian Federation for interrogation, but the "colleagues" will already look forward to the FSB ...

[rocket757]

Quote: Andrey K

Ukraine announced the wanted list of two deputies Shoigu
New joke
Urgently to Shoigu's deputies in kuev !!!
Urgently !!!
With appropriate accompaniment

With each ... caused to send such support !!!