Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. Garbuz is not sweeter than watermelon, zyuzya is more beautiful than Proshana, and Napoleon is Mishiko
Hello, my adorable readers!
It is said that a man is alive, while he may be surprised. Here you me even on twenty years exactly your comments.
My fault probably paid little attention to the moment. Meanwhile, the work of the TV you, as well as our television, affects.
If you seriously thought that in Kiev, everyone on the streets speaks only Move, walk in embroidered shirts and blue-and-yellow bloomers, alas, this is not so. They walk in what is convenient, they say the way they want. Embroidery is still rather a festive attribute, for some day embroidery, well, or Square. No more.
About hungry fainting and people with signs of dystrophy. Honestly, I don’t know what they say on this subject there, apparently also something about hedgehogs. Who eat up.
Our hedgehogs are safe. The Holodomor is not foreseen, I do not know to whom like this newsbut true. I sent a grasshopper here at Auchan, here you have the assortment and prices. The quality of the photo, of course, is not a fountain, but our security is alert and you will not enter the camera. Although you are unlikely to otherwise.
Yes, that's so little beer. But after the end of the work week, this is normal.
And even to high-profile individuals, it turns out, is not forbidden.
"Prices are lower, less money"?
Well, yes, that's how it is. Our prices are like this. Throw to your editor as a proposal to compare, it may turn out (quite possibly - approx. Ed.). The goods, as you can see, also have a place to be, so there is something to be stingy with, there would be hryvnias.
With hryvnia more difficult, yes. The normal salary for the hard worker at the factory or the driver - from 7 to 10 thousand hryvnia. Well, so many times have you discussed the price of gas and communal associated with it. But here, too, there are tricks. Firstly, when there is really no hot water in the summer, there is no need to pay for it. That is, in a couple of thousand to meet the real.
In winter, of course, zrada full. But there are subsidies when the state gives those who have official income less than 4 thousand per capita a certain amount of cubic meters of gas and kilowatts of electricity per month.
We have a lot of people on subsidies. And so it goes well, to be honest. But God forbid, sit on the "white" salary - that's it, Khan. It becomes very uncomfortable to live, and the head begins to work hard in terms of additional income or something to drag and sell. And in this regard, we want to give someone a head start and win over a clear advantage.
About the sweetness of visa-free.
And what, visa-free, it turns out, is very sweet to the taste! And you know what taste? Do not believe it, but chocolate!
As I have already noted, the hryvnia is such a thing that if it is, then consider it not. And we need more, and preferably not straining. And then - bang! Not just a loophole opened for those who want to earn extra money, but a straight road to the sweet life with the help of visa-free!
If someone does not understand, I'm about smuggling.
We already had almost order with her, but today the size of what entrepreneurial Ukrainians are dragging into the country has taken rampant proportions for some individuals.
If our Petro could imagine the amount of chocolate that began to fly in, drive in and swim into the country, we would get the fuck-free visa!
Do you want real Swiss chocolate? No problem! What is yours? "Toblerone"? "Lindt"? "Suchard"? And the price of all percent on 50-60 is higher than “Roshenovsky”. But here is a question of quality, but about this I will just be silent, as under the sneaker. For the filth that “Proshin” is driving today, only a rabid patriot can compare with Swiss products.
It is clear that this is not for hypermarkets. This is for stores two lower grades. Say what is this? But what. Proshenov's sales volumes fell markedly, and the head of the chocolate empire was even forced to take active measures.
Now in our search for smuggling, Roshen's spies, who search for Swiss products, are running around in small shops. As well as grappa, buttermilk, rum, schnapps and other foreign pleasures.
And in case of detection, employees of organs and organelles immediately fly to the place of trade in smuggling. Well and further it is clear, penalties, arrests of a product and so on.
Do you think acted measures? Yeah, right now! The wrong country was called Honduras as it is. For each screw with a screw, we have such labyrinths in resourcefulness and subconsciousness that open up, only you can envy! What the devil is the third eye or the sixth sense! Natural sensory sensitivity of the fifth point, spurred by the desire for profit, works wonders!
However, I will not disclose the specifics, but few people read with us ...
So Roshenov Garbuz is not really sweeter than Swiss watermelon. With what you can congratulate someone from the heart. Maybe the toad is still dunan ...
Let's go further on the sweet news.
Everyone knows what Napoleon is. This is depending on the size of either the cake or the cake. A very popular product because of its cheapness and cool taste.
But here we have another cake, with only a small difference. It is like a watermelon and a mellow. The difference is one little letter, but in fact something a pumpkin ... And here there is already a huge difference. It’s one thing if you boil the porridge or bake it, and quite another if it’s like dessert or with vodka. So even one letter can greatly change the essence.
And here we even have the same letter. "Us". Only the whole mess in writing. If with a little - then the cake. And if with a big one, then Mishiko Saakashvili.
Say, and where does our former adviser Proshena and the governor of Odessa?
And you in history human views your views, and the historical analogy will be clear. Back in the distant 1815, someone Napoleon Bonaparte also laid a part with a link to Elba Island and returned to France, where he made a serious badabum with reconstruction.
Here, too, Mishiko. Deprived of all his posts and, importantly, the citizenship of Ukraine, he also decided to return. And now the "army" is really gathering to go to Paris, I'm sorry, to Kiev.
The most interesting thing is that he has many supporters in the Ukrainian population. From “Ruha” to ordinary people. The point here is simple, like the hryvnia: it's time to go about yelling at the Maidan. Well, it's really time. The only question is who does not belong to anyone. "Woman with a scythe" is no longer suitable, and she is not a leader today. Rather, the snake-type mamba. Warn like a cobra, will not, but it can quite nibble yourself.
But already too old, as it is, too old, Julia Volodymyrovna. And the final years for the benefit clearly did not go. Whatever one may say, Mishiko, who is younger on 7 years, looks more preferable.
Yes, and if we are seriously talking about the Maidan, he has some experience in throwing off the presidents. And, importantly, the support of the State Department. Not Ukrainian, I see. And that ... Higher.
Yes, Mishiko on the Maidan will look original. But the bezrybe and Saakashvili will be no worse than Tymoshenko. There is no longer the name of the case, so to speak. We have long been international and integrated somewhere. So, after Groysman, Avakov, Klimpush-Tsitsnadze and other true Ukrainians, Saakashvili will be quite for himself.
The main thing is the look of the eagle. Let not a steppe Sarmatian, but a mountainous one, what's the difference? The main thing is the eagle.
Or a goat. Mountain. Not in terms of insults, but the flocks of sheep for whom best go? Doom ...
Moreover, it is obvious that the angry “place!” Cry was already from the correct State Department. Otherwise, why wasn’t any sanctions imposed on the trespasser, and even with riots?
Prosecutor General of Ukraine Yuriy Lutsenko speaks and assures everyone that Saakashvili will not be expelled from Ukraine and will not be arrested in connection with the incident at the Shegini PP, which took place on September 10.
"I, as the Attorney General, are clearly telling you: Saakashvili will not be arrested in this case, Saakashvili cannot be extradited from this country as long as he has a permanent residence certificate or other documents that he has submitted."
Oh, and they say that Mishiko does not have a passport ... And that the passport is almost Proshhena lying in the table ...
And nevertheless, the reconstruction of Saakashvili began. Let's see what happens, 100 days, like Bonaparte or Mishiko’s cake will be more awesome.
After all, in reality, many and many will follow him, because life is still tolerant, but how much can you tolerate? I want to be good.
The funny thing is that Mishiko is also waiting in Kiev. And if you carefully read the words of Lutsenko, special illusions do not build.
"I hope that he comes to bring a statement to the court. This is the only legal and normal way to resolve this dispute about citizenship. There are questions about the presidential decree - to the court. In any civilized country, a citizen dissatisfied with the decision of a state body goes to court This is a special platform created in order to find the truth. In our country, people are used to going where? On the Maidan! This is also possible, but then surely in court, "said Lutsenko.
That "it is also possible" says what? The fact that our authorities are well aware that people are not fed by bread alone. That is, not by court. Yes, and our court, it is ours, but ...
In short, fat is necessary. So, the Maidan is quite possible. With supporters Mishiko. And if someone has not seen what flags were dragged by those who carried Misha across the border, I recommend finding a video. And see what? That's right, black and chervoniy prapor of the “Right Sector”.
Found, called, each other. Experts in all kinds of revolutions and overthrow.
Our performance called "Ukraine" continues. You do not leave the screens, now everything will be more interesting. This I tell you for sure.
And a couple of people will take. One can be seen on Friday in our hyperah. People are buying up in such a way that they already wonder where the hryvnia comes from. And the second in the woods. The harvest of mushrooms is excellent. They say that mushrooms always grow in front of a big whizher. The last time such a crop in 2014 was ... So think now.
And we have the Kiev City Council has allocated a land plot of 1,22 ha in the Museum of the Revolution of dignity.
The site is located on the alley of Heroes hundreds of Heaven in Pechersk district of the capital.
Dolgonko thought, because in November 2015, President Poroshenko appealed to the government to create a memorial complex of the Heroes of the Heavenly Hundred and the Museum of the Revolution of Dignity. But - thought up. Complex to be. What kind of shishi is a little incomprehensible, but at such a pace, by the tenth anniversary, something will be drawn.
So we live, everything is clear by signs and proverbs. Mushrooms to the naughty, pumpkin is not sweeter than watermelon, zyuzya is much more attractive than ever-memorable Peter. Although he recently often nakidaetsya precisely to the state zyuzi.
If anyone does not know, I think I already understood. Zyuzya is a pig. Sweet and helpful creature.
Well, finally, I'll almost sing a song for you. Very fit for our times. Ukrainian folk. Who wants, I recommend in the performance of Kobzon and Povaliy to listen.
Gay, pour some chari,
Schob through the Vinitsya lilosya.
Schob our share of us did not cringe,
Schob krashte in their living.
And in Russian it will look like this.
Gay, pour the spell full
So that the edges flowed,
So that fate did not eschew,
And so we had a better life!
...
We drink Panov, we drink little brothers,
Drink while drinking
And until the lid pops
Let the trouble be settled!
Well free such a translation, yes. But the essence is clear. Health to all and well-being, and do not forget us. And yes, do not look at an empty stomach ... of their TV channels. And do not read newspapers. No others? Here are no read and do not look. And everything will be good!
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