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By train, by bus ... in your arms. Saakashvili's Adventures

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... And I remembered the comedy "Airplane, train, car", the hero of which had to run from one mode of transport to another, before he got to Chicago. Similarly, our “hera” made his way to Ukraine, either by train, or by bus, and eventually got where he wanted — in the hands of his supporters.

Well, Mishiko Saakashvili has a lot of experience in border violations. A few months after he came to power (with the help of the “color revolution” and with the support of the United States), he famously demolished a border checkpoint at the border that divided Georgia and Ajaria. Thus, he abolished the Ajarian autonomy.

But not always he was successful.

In the memorable August 2008, he no less famously “crossed the Rubicon” and started the war against South Ossetia, and at the same time - against the Russian peacekeepers. But this time it came out almost from a famous song about the unlucky king: “I lost the war, I lost half my legs, but I was glad to tears that I stayed alive". Of course, this gentleman did not lose half his legs, but he still chewed on his tie from emotional experiences.

Yes, and his army weakened seriously - at least, he made no more attempts to make war with South Ossetia, Abkhazia and Russia. I confined myself to individual Russophobic demarches and friendship with “nebratyami” - in particular, Mr. Poroshenko. For this friendship, he even managed to obtain the citizenship of Ukraine and the dust-free post of governor of the Odessa region.

Only now there was no friendship: something went wrong. And Odessa rejected a stranger, and in the higher echelons of the Maidan junta, Mishiko did not get accustomed, with his wild temper. 26 of July of this year Poroshenko deprived Saakashvili of his Ukrainian citizenship. From this began the adventures of Saakashvili, an exile in Poland-Lithuania-Hungary. And all this time he kept saying that he would return to Square and would defend “his rights”.

10 September came the culmination of this adventure comedy. On the eve of Saakashvili said in his blog that he intends to go: "Everything, we go to Krakovets, Ukraine." He moved from Poland towards the border with Ukraine, accompanied by a “support group” - deputies of the Verkhovna Rada and the so-called “social activists”.

For their part, the Ukrainian border guards reinforced the protection of the Krakovets checkpoint and said that they would take away the passport from the stranger (which is invalid after Saakashvili lost his citizenship).

Already in 6 in the morning of September 10, a group of supporters of the “unfortunate exile” began to gather at this border point. Opponents, among whom there was a participant in the scandalous movement “Femen,” who gave a spicy note to Mishiko’s meeting, also pulled up there. A clash broke out between supporters and opponents: fans of the scandalous ex-president and ex-governor called their opponents ... "titushki" (and not so long ago, many of these people jumped together on the same Maidan). The border guards had to close the checkpoint for all cars.

Saakashvili, feeling that through the "Krakovets" he would not just break through, decided to take a train going from Polish Przemyshl through Lviv to Kiev. By that time, he had secured strong support from the “lady with a scythe” - Yulia Tymoshenko.

But with this type of transport got bad luck: the train stopped. Speakerphone Mr. Saakashvili was asked to leave: as a person who does not have the right to travel to Ukraine. Unfortunately, as a result, it was not the impudent passenger who had to get out, and the rest, those who had nothing to do with him. Well, you can only sincerely sympathize with those simple citizens who had to undergo undeserved inconveniences and get on the chaise.

After advising on “violation of European law” and threatening to go to the police, Mishiko took the bus. On it, he reached the border point "Shegeni". This time the Polish side politely missed him (probably, there was a sigh of relief here). They only recalled that he might have problems on the Ukrainian side.

But these problems were overcome famously, in full accordance with the style inherent in Saakashvili. Mishiko fell on the territory of the Square in the hands of his supporters. And it seemed to him special forces there ... with Soviet symbolism. Although where did she come from? There, long ago, they are simply obsessed with decommunization. Probably, this statement was made by a famous tie for their masters, in order to show himself (the old fashioned way) also as a fighter against the Soviet threat.

Here of course a natural question arises: what kind of state is it that its border can so easily cross a doubtful face on the shoulders of a raging crowd? What are all the statements of the Ukrainian leadership about “containment of Russia”, if it cannot contain a handful of those who are used to solving all the problems using methods of Independence? And what kind of “gidnosti” (dignity) can we talk about if the state has put a person in an uncomfortable position, who has long been “written off into circulation”?

There can be only one answer: this became possible only because Mr. Saakashvili and Mr. Poroshenko have the same owner. To take serious measures against the violator of the state border Poroshenko cannot, for fear of incurring the wrath of this very owner.

As a result, the confrontation was just a comedy played out. The end of which we still have to watch. It will soon become clear whether the rowdy will succeed in gaining a foothold on the territory of Ukraine (which would mean, at a minimum, a serious undermining of Poroshenko’s authority), or the Kiev pseudo-government will find a way to respond to such a shameless violation of the sovereignty of the state for which she allegedly plays.

It remains to add that the hero of the comedy film "Airplane, train, car" after all, after a lot of transfers and adventures, got to the house. But where is Mishiko's house now? At least, on the site “Peacemaker”, where he (to the insult of all the “quilted jackets”) was rushed to enter, - in the column “Residence” it is indicated “Homeless”.

... And somewhere, probably, a citizen of Ukraine sighed heavily and (despite all his flaws) its legitimate president, Viktor Yanukovych. And he asks in surprise: “Well, was it possible?”
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  1. Finches
    Finches 11 September 2017 06: 38
    +7
    All Mishiko’s actions are more than invested in the logic of the joke:
    "- Little Johnny, what would you choose, Masha once, or Petya twice?
    - Masha - this is of course Masha, but two times - this is two times! "
    It remains to understand who in the role of Vovochka ... laughing
    1. Stas157
      Stas157 11 September 2017 07: 11
      +7
      He is at the door, and he is at the window. Insolent, immoral, unprincipled type. Apparently he feels his support in the USA, therefore he is not afraid that the Ukrainian authorities will deal with him harshly.
      1. SCHWERIN
        SCHWERIN 11 September 2017 08: 01
        +1
        Now there is such a policy. You’ll be white and fluffy, eat .....
        1. Nicholas C.
          Nicholas C. 11 September 2017 09: 05
          +3
          The all-smallest army of Ukraine held back the Russian army for four years in the form of hordes of horse-tank Buryat submariners with atomic chebureshki, but then they could not resist one quick-footed tie-eater.
          Well, how to give control of borders to such. So anyhow they will roam.
        2. The black
          The black 11 September 2017 10: 09
          +4
          To be honest, I bastard with this free circus, watch and read a lot of fun. I only suspect that it’s ridiculous only for those who are in the auditorium, those who live in the circus for a long time no longer have fun.
    2. Reptiloid
      Reptiloid 11 September 2017 07: 29
      +4
      Quote: Finches

      "- Little Johnny, what would you choose, Masha once, or Petya twice?
      - Masha - this is of course Masha, but two times - this is two times! "
      It remains to understand who in the role of Vovochka ... laughing
      Is this a joke? ----- this is a forecast!
    3. Vend
      Vend 11 September 2017 08: 54
      +2
      They let the goat into the garden, now they cannot drive out laughingAnd Saakashvil is nowhere to go.
  2. inkass_98
    inkass_98 11 September 2017 06: 45
    +4
    It’s not even a comedy, it’s a farce, a buffoonery. Actually, like all the "statehood" Ruins. One clown with a support group announced its entry into the arena in advance, while other carpet pretenders pretended to resist it.
    As a result, only border guards suffered, and Mishiko's involuntary fellow travelers suffered moral damage.
    1. Baloo
      Baloo 11 September 2017 08: 03
      +3
      Quote: inkass_98
      It’s not even a comedy, it’s a farce, a buffoonery. Actually, like all the "statehood" Ruins. One clown with a support group announced its entry into the arena in advance, while other carpet pretenders pretended to resist it.
      As a result, only border guards suffered, and Mishiko's involuntary fellow travelers suffered moral damage.

      These are the border guards at Bandera, anyone can get back and forth. I would try sukashvili in this way to go through the border of Russia.
      Another thing is interesting in this shed — why is N. Savchanko silent, what is her reaction to another competitor? wassat
  3. Evdokim
    Evdokim 11 September 2017 07: 03
    +5
    Present-day Ukraine is not a state, but anything, a madhouse, a circus, walk a field, a kindergarten, someone’s colony, but not a state. Further it will be thought as in Latin America at the beginning of the last century, or present Somalia. hi
  4. Egoza
    Egoza 11 September 2017 07: 40
    +5
    The skirmish with the police, 100 people were detained, but .... Misha in Lviv! A brief meeting and relaxation at the hotel! And then a walk and Lviv coffee with the mayor of the city. Julia is next to "Vanya! I'm yours forever!". So how is it? ATO will be in Lviv? Or will Misha go on the offensive in Kiev? Oh, it’s not without reason that they are SO in Lviv! Is the team (from the real owner) already given?
    1. Ren
      Ren 11 September 2017 09: 35
      +2
      And not far from Lviv, 400 American bayonets are training. fellow
      Do not leave go and Bear, (immediately recalls Agnia Barto).
    2. Baloo
      Baloo 11 September 2017 09: 37
      +3
      Quote: Egoza
      The skirmish with the police, 100 people were detained, but .... Misha in Lviv! A brief meeting and relaxation at the hotel! And then a walk and Lviv coffee with the mayor of the city. Julia is next to "Vanya! I'm yours forever!". So how is it? ATO will be in Lviv? Or will Misha go on the offensive in Kiev? Oh, it’s not without reason that they are SO in Lviv! Is the team (from the real owner) already given?

      Sukashvili again beats his chest with his heel and shouts: I am Ukrainian, I am Ukrainian .... Poproshenko, where is your golden loaf, it's time to dump it. wassat Trumpampam, he is vindictive. wassat He will not forget, he will not forgive. bully McCain is sick, Biden has a new project. It's time Petya, it's time to blame ... lol
  5. vlad007
    vlad007 11 September 2017 10: 07
    +1
    The question "why did Saakashvili return to Ukraine" remained unanswered.
    1. Baloo
      Baloo 11 September 2017 11: 04
      +4
      Where is Savchenko? Dobrobat "Dnepr" finances Kaloma?
      This begs the option where sukashvili is a “pawn sacrifice” for passing into Tymoshenko’s queen. Polroshenko is not being considered, his place ... in the corner behind the partition.
  6. Hottabych
    Hottabych 11 September 2017 10: 40
    +5
    No one needs Misha in Ukraine except Lviv. Therefore, if he has a team to stay in Lviv, then the one who sent him outlined the separation of the west of Ukraine. And if he was given the command to go further to Kiev, then it seems to me that Misha is being drained, for the sake of self-affirmation of Poroshenko and the cleansing of the dissent. In the first embodiment, a second outcome is also possible.
  7. LAWNER
    LAWNER 11 September 2017 10: 56
    +1
    It’s easier. We took and gave it to Georgia. Or send a container to Somalia.
    1. svd-xnumx
      svd-xnumx 11 September 2017 21: 16
      +1
      In principle, a “breakthrough” of a bow tie-eater is beneficial for Russia: Poroshenko will not be able to send him out of the country, there will be a large one in the Ruin; he will send a smaller one in the western direction; if he gives Georgia away, there will be a lot of bucks there too
  8. Pasha
    Pasha 11 September 2017 12: 32
    +2
    In Ukraine, something went wrong. Here Saakashvilli owners and charged ....
  9. Des10
    Des10 11 September 2017 12: 58
    0
    The second rare case - I put + article by Elena Gromova. smile She's right.
  10. SCHWERIN
    SCHWERIN 11 September 2017 13: 42
    +4
    I watched a video of Mishiko’s meeting. The humiliation of the "country" ... People, men, women, screaming "Ukraine", "Misha" are running. We started with anti-Semitic speeches, received the president of the Jew and all his entourage Jews. These sent them to the slaughter. Now a new one is the Georgian Mishiko.
    What a nation, like r .... in the hole. Really didn’t they grow up in their 30 years of hymnity? Shtatniks brainwashed Khokhlam 100%! This effect has not been anywhere, even in the Middle East.
  11. ver_
    ver_ 11 September 2017 14: 52
    0
    Quote: SCHWERIN
    Now there is such a policy. You’ll be white and fluffy, eat .....

    ..the beauty is deadly poisonous ..
    1. SCHWERIN
      SCHWERIN 11 September 2017 17: 49
      0
      Is it you about Yulia Kappelman or how is it?
  12. ver_
    ver_ 11 September 2017 14: 57
    0
    Quote: Balu
    Quote: Egoza
    The skirmish with the police, 100 people were detained, but .... Misha in Lviv! A brief meeting and relaxation at the hotel! And then a walk and Lviv coffee with the mayor of the city. Julia is next to "Vanya! I'm yours forever!". So how is it? ATO will be in Lviv? Or will Misha go on the offensive in Kiev? Oh, it’s not without reason that they are SO in Lviv! Is the team (from the real owner) already given?

    Sukashvili again beats his chest with his heel and shouts: I am Ukrainian, I am Ukrainian .... Poproshenko, where is your golden loaf, it's time to dump it. wassat Trumpampam, he is vindictive. wassat He will not forget, he will not forgive. bully McCain is sick, Biden has a new project. It's time Petya, it's time to blame ... lol

    ..and what does Comrade Avakov think about this? ...
  13. iouris
    iouris 11 September 2017 18: 14
    0
    Erzats Maidan is doping for a spiritless mass that is not able to think systemically and logically. A homeless person crossed the border of the country to organize a change in the scenery of the regime and, most importantly, a redistribution of property and power. The homeless did not pass, he was on a business trip. A good reason for Valtsman to run away.
  14. Captain Nemo
    Captain Nemo 11 September 2017 21: 40
    +2
    Cool Poles pig Powder planted. Well, my friends
  15. orphan 63
    orphan 63 12 September 2017 06: 54
    +2
    Here we all laugh, as a patient-tie back into the madhouse breaks through ..
    laughing And imagine a simple layman of Japan or Sweden, who is trying to understand this international news - why and why the president of Georgia breaks into battle from Poland to Ukraine ?! wassat



    P C lol And now imagine this picture - On the border of Poland with the Kaliningrad region appears .... Khodorkovsky. And all of our libershusher, led by the Goizman and Amnuel, is fighting with our and Polish border guards, trying to bring in their arms "Mihborisych, who is abhorred by all the people" ... Bu-ha-ha tongue
  16. ver_
    ver_ 12 September 2017 09: 01
    0
    Quote: svd-xnumx
    In principle, a “breakthrough” of a bow tie-eater is beneficial for Russia: Poroshenko will not be able to send him out of the country, there will be a large one in the Ruin; he will send a smaller one in the western direction; if he gives Georgia away, there will be a lot of bucks there too

    ... when a large choice is easier than if it weren’t .. Well, satisfy the request of Georgia - there will be a place to run away - they will take into account the deflection - they will give citizenship ..