On the streets of the Elephant drove

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"This is what gives me the spirit,
That I, absolutely without a fight,
I can get into big bully.
Let the dogs say:
“Ay, Pug! know she is strong
What bark at the Elephant! ”
Ivan Andreevich Krylov


Not even a couple of months passed at the moment when the new Lithuanian ambassador took office, as he had already decided, as they say, to take the bull by the horns. Renatas Norkus said that Vilnius is extremely concerned that Russia is increasing its military power in the immediate vicinity of the Lithuanian borders. The Lithuanian Ambassador noted that his country is “closely watching” how the situation is developing in Russia, including with increased funding from the defense ministry of the Russian Federation. Renatas Norkus and the officials of the state whose interests he represents in Russia are worried by the fact that Moscow, he says, violates the measures taken by the European Union to strengthen security in Europe, and, in general, does not trust the OSCE.

Yes, of course, Mr. Norkus, apparently, took too much breath of the Russian air of freedom that has been blowing from the squares and avenues lately, so I decided to play the role of an exposer of the “terrible Russian thoughts”. Apparently, the European Union, led by Catherine Ashton, who is well-versed in European security affairs, delegated precisely to Lithuania to come up with a barrage of criticism of Russia. They say that Moscow is going to expand its Iskanders near your borders and conduct large-scale exercises - you, gentlemen of Lithuania, and cards in your hands. You tell me, and we will sit in Brussels and see how Lithuania managed to integrate into a single European thinking space.

In this case, Ambassador Norkus can be understood very well - not so much a man tries for himself, but rather for those from whose table something falls for a small but very proud Lithuanian Republic.

And now let us touch on the question of why the Lithuanian ambassador to Russia, Mr. Norkus, decided to declare himself publicly now. And the explanation of excessive activity of the ambassador may look as follows. Lithuania, or rather those who suggested that Lithuania declare Russia’s “misbehavior”, is sure that it is necessary “to strike while the iron is hot.” Turning on their television receivers tuned in to the waves of CNN and other world’s most objective channels, Europeans saw waves of protest rallies sweep across the streets and squares of cities in the Russian Federation. And this picture worked in the direction that the officials on the other side of the European missile defense picket fence suddenly decided that now it was necessary to have time to put pressure on the political leadership of Russia. They say, on these very protest waves, you see, and we will get some bonuses in the form of new obligations of Russia regarding disarmament, non-proliferation and other things that in Europe are called “correct actions” from Moscow. Japan, won, put an eye on the islands again, and Europe, you see, will again force Russia to take its main forces away — beyond the Urals.

It is obvious that Mr. Norkus and his employers expect positive answers to their questions from the Russian Foreign Ministry, giving it a kind of chance to demonstrate its “commitment to European ideals”. However, answering personally to Ambassador Norkus for the Russian foreign ministry will look like an unworthy moment. After all, in this great game of the West with Russia, the Lithuanian ambassador is something that is worth paying attention to - for yourself. But, of course, it will be necessary to maintain diplomatic status, and, perhaps, we will hear in the near future what the Russian Foreign Ministry thinks about this.

It should be recalled that the Balts began to move even after the US military announced that the number of stars and stars in Europe would be significantly reduced. As soon as these statements reached the ears of the leaders of the Baltic countries, these leaders literally couldn’t find a place for themselves: “who are you, our dear ones ...” Even the head of the Pentagon had to speak and reassure the presidents of the independent Baltic states: you shouldn’t be afraid of the Russians, we’ll do everything to so that you continue to revel in your freedom and independence.

However, for some reason, neither Ambassador Norkus, nor others interested in the withdrawal of Russian military units from the Kaliningrad region, did not present the same complaints to their Washington colleagues when they desired to expand and strengthen their ABM positions. For some reason, Vilnius did not have any questions about the security of Lithuania when an agreement on missile defense radars was reached with the Polish authorities. If Europe does not see the enemy in Russia, continuing to furnish our country with its antimissiles, then we can quite well on our territory take appropriate steps - in a friendly way. It is necessary to emphasize once again: on its own, Mr. Norkus, the territory! Debt, as they say, is beautiful in the red, and Russia is used to giving back its debts.

No, well, these interesting Lithuanians! They themselves joined NATO, they strive to threaten Russia with any small fist for any convenient reason, they also want Moscow to take no retaliation measures. Holy Catholic simplicity ... Let Lithuania say thank you that Russia did not cut a corridor to connect its Kaliningrad region with the “mainland” without any obstacles. And it’s a joke to say: in order to get from Russia to Russia, the Lithuanian authorities also require visas from us! Maybe we, Ambassador Norkus, can also take off our shoes when entering your partially independent state? ..

And by and large, trying to react negatively to the opinion of everyone beyond the limits of an active ambassador is clearly a thankless task. Today one ambassador will be pleased, tomorrow the second will appear. It’s time to adopt an exceptionally productive communication style: we took your concern into account, but we continue to do what we see as necessary - sorry, opinions may not coincide ...
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  1. SL.Kocegar
    +28
    13 March 2012 07: 55
    It should be recalled that the Balts began to move even after the US military announced that the number of star-striped contingent in Europe would be significantly reduced. As soon as these statements reached the ears of the leaders of the Baltic countries, these leaders literally couldn’t find a place for themselves: “Who are you, dear ones to ...” Even the head of the Pentagon had to speak out and reassure the presidents of independent Baltic states: don’t be afraid of Russians, we will do everything for so that you continue to revel in your freedom and independence.
    When they choke on this air, poisoned by its own poison
    1. vadimus
      +55
      13 March 2012 08: 28
      Shake a little pisyun in the direction of such a woman as Russia ... Manneken Pis, the right word ... A sort of scumbag-moron
      1. Sergh
        +44
        13 March 2012 08: 37
        And an exceptionally productive style of communication is to put the Iskander stockade and other utensils along all the Baltic people and spit slightly through the crack with a lighted match in hand.
        1. Regul
          +43
          13 March 2012 09: 34
          And here is a thought that gently prompted by the author is very impressive:
          It’s Lithuania, let it be said thank you that Russia didn’t cut a corridor for itself, so that without any obstacles it would connect its Kaliningrad region with the “mainland”.

          Maybe Lithuania should be given democracy? Or look for nuclear weapons.
          1. +14
            13 March 2012 18: 28
            There you can still connect the Old Man ... There are territories that have moved to Lithuania after joining .. And this is the territory of Belarus .. Can you tell the Old Man? And provide documents ...
          2. +1
            14 March 2012 17: 53
            Maybe Lithuania should be given democracy? Or look for nuclear weapons.

            You have to be more elegant, like the Germans with the Sudetenland and Poland ...
          3. Felix200970
            0
            19 March 2012 21: 28
            I don’t know how nuclear, but I need to look for a chemical. In any case, there are more chances to find than those in Persia
        2. Horhe
          -82
          13 March 2012 11: 58
          "It's still Lithuania, let him say thank you that Russia has not cut a corridor for itself" - after such "conclusions" in this article, what kind of civilized relations between the Baltic countries and Russia can, in principle, be discussed? what "corridor" are you talking about and what kind of "hole" do you dream about? .. regular inadequate "Wishlist" .. in "Abkhazia" and "South Ossetia" have already "cut through" - no one in the world recognized such a provocation! Again we see the same thing: terrible America, its vassals around the world, under the dictation of the State Department, the Washington Regional Committee, even Berezovsky, for complete happiness, and everything will be as usual ... when the Baltic countries joined NATO, how much hysteria was there in Russia , words cannot describe ... when Russia is militarizing the Kaliningrad region and its neighbors naturally have questions - again the hysteria about the "hand of the West" .. lol
          1. +29
            13 March 2012 12: 39
            Quote: horhe
            no one in the world has recognized such a provocation!
            But what about the similar situation in Kosovo? Recognized there?
          2. +25
            13 March 2012 12: 52
            Firstly, they were not indignant at the entry, but about the next unfulfilled promises not to spread NATO to the east.
            Anyway, Russia is already getting used to that chatter and promises that are not being fulfilled.
            Do you really think that Russia will pay attention to the yapping of some kind of Lithuania, which in its history has been lying under one or the other.
            1. +7
              13 March 2012 18: 33
              Bravo Cap ... Indeed ... it's time for the West to get used to the fact that Russia can adequately respond to actions in its direction .. We no longer intend to endure ...
          3. Goga
            +24
            13 March 2012 14: 40
            Clown, these are not Russian military bases around the United States - these are their bases around us.
            Kaliningrad The Russian city and how many and what weapons our domestic issue is set up there, but we do not offer foreign aircraft (like Chinese) to be based there like you. Needs would not increase the armament of Russia's western borders if it weren’t for NATO’s new armaments (ABM) along these borders. If you don’t want to get Russian missiles on your heads, don’t put targets for them on your territory.
            Does the example of Finland after World War II teach you nothing? Finns are a neutral country, after very difficult events in mutual history, they understood and perfectly took advantage of the simple property of the Russian people - No need to shit and insult a neighbor, you need to show friendliness to him and this neighbor will answer the same thing many times.
            1. +1
              14 March 2012 08: 17
              Do not pay attention to him.
              Here is a joke in a meme:
              “Can a nationalist be a believer?”
              - Yes, if he is.
              - And I have long suspected that all nationalists are believers!
              1. +1
                14 March 2012 13: 13
                I apologize. The filter ate one word in the comment text. And it looks like this:
                “Can a nationalist be a believer?”
                - Yes, if he is "i-d-i-o-t".
                - And I have long suspected that all nationalists are believers!
          4. recitatorus
            +15
            13 March 2012 16: 07
            Well, we don’t give a damn about your civilized world from a high bell tower! We have our own world .... But we need to cut the corridor !!! Russia's interests are above all!
          5. +1
            13 March 2012 18: 17
            Strange, the gypsy writes correctly in Russian. Who are you? Introduce youreself.
          6. +4
            13 March 2012 18: 31
            And how did you want us to react? Why can Lithuania allow itself incorrect statements and actions in relation to Russia, and Russia cannot? The question of a world that you imagine is of course interesting .. Just why does this world endure a practically fascist regime? Let’s how then treat events the same way ... And learn from us to receive an adequate response to your actions ...
          7. Pu239
            +4
            13 March 2012 18: 49
            Conveniently horhe, probably, through Romania to proxy?
            Announce your ip, WEAK? Your Russian is good.
          8. +2
            13 March 2012 22: 53
            Quote: horhe
            scary america

            lol For whom is it scary? tongue For you, if he throws, but they will throw, if the cards fall like that. Elephants will not notice the pug. laughing
          9. boar
            +6
            14 March 2012 06: 48
            Koenigsberg, Memel and Vilna were transferred to the USSR by decision of the Potsdam Conference when East Prussia was divided. USSR, and not Lithuania, which declares that it did not consider itself and does not consider itself a member of the Union. So, Russia has legal grounds for returning the current Klaipeda and Vilnius is very strong. Why pamper the countries that fought on the side of Hitler with such gifts?
          10. +3
            14 March 2012 20: 39
            horhe RO Yesterday, 11:58 How tired of your Baltic states! It's just disgusting to listen to your troubles! It is high time for Russia to adopt sanctions against you: not to buy anything from you and not to supply you with any energy resources! Your products "your" fucking west is not needed for nothing! Then we'll see what happens to you!
          11. +2
            14 March 2012 23: 41
            Quote: horhe
            no one in the world has recognized such a provocation

            please think (if you can) what Russia can put on all opinions
            although puppet non-states do not understand this
        3. Flight Recorder
          +8
          13 March 2012 23: 08
          Against the Chukhons, Iskandera is a little expensive in my opinion, maybe a riot police regiment on beters. Who cares about human rights? Those who have money in foreign banks. And a simple guy from the hinterland to break through a dozen traffic lights in the peaceful streets of Kaunas or Klaipeda, manipulating the armored vehicles levers. money at the savings bank.
          1. Regularis
            0
            14 March 2012 00: 05
            Quote: Flight Recorder
            Keep money at the savings bank.

            again this bot flooder laughing
      2. +7
        13 March 2012 16: 20
        Apparently confused Russia with Honduras. With a hangover .. that's worried ... the wrong size was
      3. +7
        13 March 2012 18: 26
        What aggressive are you .. You don’t have to shake anything ... Just let them stand .. type of front payment ..or against Papua New Guinea ... Suddenly the Papuans will want to attack us .. and we have already prepared rockets .. The truth is they will lie through Europe .. Well, so what? European will fly through Russia to Iran ....
    2. +20
      13 March 2012 11: 19
      Greetings
      I agree with you SL.Kocegar, I didn’t read the article and everything is clear, I just want to add from myself: history doesn’t teach anything to people! they don’t understand that the Baltic states have always been and will be a passing yard, so to speak, a bargaining chip, until they need to keep anything from Russia, as soon as the opportunity arises to exchange profitably for some concessions they will give them back to Russia, it was always that he promised to help Poland and Czechoslovakia even France so what? There are no good or bad countries; there are only state interests ...
      1. +3
        13 March 2012 18: 36
        The Baltics is a full-fledged exit to the Baltics ... In any case, if a mess starts, then this region is torn apart to shreds ... A good place and small peoples live ... in the forests ... Not Europe, so Russia, not Russia, so the Scandinavians ...
        1. +2
          14 March 2012 08: 47
          We need to explain to them that this is not a threat but an honor guard. smile
  2. itr
    +57
    13 March 2012 07: 57
    Suddenly from the gateway
    The terrible giant,
    Redhead and Mustache
    Cockroach!
    Cockroach, Cockroach, Cockroach!

    He growls, and screams,
    And his mustache moves:
    "Wait, don't rush,
    I'll swallow you at once!
    Swallow, swallow, do not have mercy
    1. +20
      13 March 2012 08: 11
      Who are these guys, minus
      Quote: itr

      itr

      Who does not agree that Lithuania with its "great-power" ambitions resembles a cockroach? Or did the trolls manage to tear their eyes? Personally, I will plus you, Itr, and I will gladly thank Alexei for another successful publication! Lithuania, as always - in its role as a "Baltic brake" When foreign "experts" already note the failure of the protest movement, Lithuanians start talking about "mass demonstrations"! Funny guys, by God! This Norkus would sit in his mink and would not show his nose to the street - after all, Mikhailo Potapych, in passing, can step on the mink. laughing
      1. +33
        13 March 2012 08: 36
        In my opinion, trolls are already on duty around the clock, breaking into shifts. You are amazed when you see yourself on the Russian patriotic website as being clamored for patriotic remarks.

        A cockroach and a bear ... It's a pity there is no poetic talent - such a theme for a fable disappears.
        1. Sergei 777
          +17
          13 March 2012 08: 58
          Quote: Ziksura
          In my opinion, trolls are already on duty around the clock, breaking into shifts. You are amazed when you see yourself on the Russian patriotic website as being clamored for patriotic remarks.

          A cockroach and a bear ... It's a pity there is no poetic talent - such a theme for a fable disappears.

          Where without trolls, without them it would be boring without Zhirinovsky, but for the minuses you can ask for normal comments)), although who.
          Excellent article BIG thanks to the author !!!
        2. +2
          13 March 2012 18: 39
          Do not be surprised ... It is here that the easiest way to break in some new ideas and thoughts ... If you take a ride here, then in the square, in front of a crowd of heated and not really listening and understanding people all the more ...
        3. 0
          14 March 2012 10: 37
          Guys, and someone has an assumption what kind of people these trolls are, for what purpose they do it and why?
      2. +8
        13 March 2012 09: 48
        Quote: esaul
        Lithuania, as always - in its role of the "Baltic brake"

        More likely not a brake, but a slow gas! laughing
        But in general with the Baltic states, and so everything is clear, hu from hu !!!
        1. +4
          13 March 2012 18: 41
          laughing For that they have sprats and bacon .. only nobody needs either of them, but there is ... I remember ... Lithuanian special forces decided to secretly get to the object during the exercises ... Local residents have already organized excursions to the place of advancement special forces ...
          1. Sniper 1968
            +3
            13 March 2012 23: 13
            domokl,
            We are invaders. Scary people. angry belay drinks lol bully
          2. Eugene
            +2
            13 March 2012 23: 38
            You kind of studied with the union? Sprats have always been Riga, and Riga is the capital of Latvia bully
    2. Sniper 1968
      +3
      13 March 2012 11: 24
      itr,
      Quote: itr
      Cockroach, Cockroach, Cockroach!

      ... a cockroach, a cockroach, a cockroach, a liquid-footed goat-bug ... The wrong piece was picked up, pal .... lol laughing Yes
    3. 0
      14 March 2012 23: 46
      Quote: itr
      Cockroach, Cockroach, Cockroach!

      there would be a cockroach, and even this insect with difficulty and attempts to pull a pubic louse on the louse and then only by harmfulness
  3. +11
    13 March 2012 08: 01
    It’s tough, but to the point .. As I always read the article with pleasure ... And informative and fun ... that's right, every cricket know your six ... Germs are certainly dangerous to health if there are a lot of them, but the body copes with antibiotics with them without any problems
  4. +17
    13 March 2012 08: 01
    If you analyze it thoroughly, you can find out that all the US department and those mongrels who belong to them suffer from schizophrenia ... Everyone is worried, everyone is worried, and at each speech they mention Russia (the USSR) as occupiers, but the author correctly said saying: "we took note of your concern, but we continue to do as we ourselves see fit."
    We will do just that !!!
  5. marauder
    +14
    13 March 2012 08: 31
    Lithuania. Where is it?

    in the course of NATO will have to answer.
    1. German
      +14
      13 March 2012 09: 23
      Lithuania? Well, it's somewhere in the backyard of Europe ... And finally what is it?
      1. +3
        13 March 2012 15: 10
        More likely then in the anus of Europe)))
    2. +17
      13 March 2012 10: 28
      Lithuania is the land between Leningrad and Kaliningrad laughing
      1. +2
        13 March 2012 18: 43
        Here, the whole site is the only competent person laughing They still have such fish swimming in jars of sprats called ... laughing
    3. Pu239
      0
      13 March 2012 18: 58
      Ta mi wily So called ...
  6. slas
    +12
    13 March 2012 08: 44
    Yes, of course, Mr. Norkus, apparently, took too much swallowed the Russian air of freedom, which blows from the squares and avenues --------- something like he swallowed too much but Toko Shoto is different laughing
    1. +1
      13 March 2012 15: 18
      Or maybe not just air?
    2. 0
      13 March 2012 18: 46
      Quote: slas
      -something like he swallowed too much but Toko shoto another laughing
      The lithophians are drinking her Russian wastewater ... We are a European country ... We drink the soooooooo Euroopean naapiitkii ... laughing
      1. 0
        14 March 2012 12: 42
        domokl,

        Toto you have brains on the back!
  7. +10
    13 March 2012 08: 47
    “And the explanation for the ambassador’s excessive activity may look like this. Lithuania, or rather those who suggested Lithuania to declare Russia's“ wrong behavior ”, are confident that it is necessary to“ strike while the iron is hot. ”Turning on their television receivers tuned to CNN waves and other most objective world channels, the Europeans saw how waves of protest rallies rolled on the streets and squares of the cities of the Russian Federation "
    It looks like the truth. Well, if European politicians use the method - I see only what I want to see, I hear only what I want to hear - as an information base for their decisions, then in this case we will still have to hear a lot of the same from the unfriendly choir "proud of the Balts" + Georgia.
    1. +1
      13 March 2012 18: 48
      In my opinion, just the brakes of politicians, European and Japanese, haven’t been lifted by hand ... Such statements would be appropriate if Russia had collapsed in front of NATO and the USA and surrendered Syria and Iran .. And after the failure of Western diplomacy there, it’s just a silly squeak of a latecomer ....
  8. sergskak
    +10
    13 March 2012 08: 58
    It’s time to adopt an extremely productive communication style.Once there was such a thing as "the diplomatic language of communication." Now only our diplomats use it, so no one understands us. Take it off clearly and clearly, you can swear.
    1. German
      +9
      13 March 2012 09: 26
      By the way: the Russian mat is very informative and understandable even to the Baltic states (and not only) in general and the Lithuanians in particular ....
      1. +2
        13 March 2012 18: 50
        Hmm .. not civilized like that ... laughing Mother Khrushchev’s Kuzkina is still knocking on her knees .. And if Putin or Lavrov now also show Kuzkin’s father, that’s it ... half of the presidents of the countries of microbes have a heart attack ...
    2. +22
      13 March 2012 09: 33
      Yeah! Caught Norkus! Another comicadze.
    3. Juga
      +4
      13 March 2012 11: 46
      Quote: sergskak
      nobody understands us


      Absolutely!
      All the rules of interstate communication have been forgotten (or "hammered" into them) by our "partners", the language of threats and Jesuit resourcefulness is in use.
      It is time for the respected Lavrov, no matter how disgusting he is, to begin to speak their language with them, although it is difficult in the presence of conscience.
  9. Turanchops
    0
    13 March 2012 09: 18
    Here are the little ones wassat
  10. Kazak_30
    +9
    13 March 2012 09: 36
    took your concern into account, but we continue to do as we see fit to ourselves - sorry, opinions may not coincide ...
    Most of our neighbors just need to communicate! That would know their place! And then they took fashion with their fists to threaten! You can get on the nose!
  11. r.anoshkin
    +2
    13 March 2012 09: 44
    It’s small and rotten to pile up a bunch, and then say, yes it wasn’t worth it. We willn’t open our mouths, pussy, fists, cut a corridor, why insult an entire people because of some politicians? A strong state is generous, or in the mouth, or a hand of friendship. And similar articles and similar comments are the same pug, only a little larger.
    1. +2
      14 March 2012 23: 52
      Quote: r.anoshkin
      why insult a whole people because of some politicians

      and politicians are not theirs, they were sent to them from Mars?
      they themselves were fed
      1. 0
        18 March 2012 18: 34
        Denis
        But not from Mars - three quarters of the Lithuanian presidents who were in power had American citizenship. Some even spoke Lithuanian with an English accent. One, by the way, was even forced to resign from the US Army (with the rank of colonel), but he still received an American military pension.
        R. Anoshkin
        no one offends the whole nation - a negative opinion is expressed regarding their ruling elite and the Russophobic-minded part of the population. The reason for the negative is the policy of the state of Lithuania. And pug, who is this - insignificant Russia encroaching on Great Lithuania? Or vice versa?
  12. +10
    13 March 2012 10: 09
    Are they, by the simplicity of their souls, seriously thinking that they care about someone ??? HA HA HA
  13. Anatoly
    +5
    13 March 2012 10: 14
    Yes, who needs you, Baltic litter! Well, how much ambition, from a poor, useless country! European brakes!
  14. +3
    13 March 2012 10: 24
    There is a shortage of democracy in the Baltic region!
    Maybe there is some thread spring ripening
  15. +11
    13 March 2012 10: 40
    This is Lithuania, let it say thanks, that Russia itself I didn’t cut a corridor, so that without any obstacles to connect their Kaliningrad region with the "mainland". Thought brilliant "Northern Corridor"
    1. Bat1stuta
      0
      14 March 2012 11: 00
      Quote: Ratibor
      Let Lithuania also say thank you that Russia did not cut a corridor for itself, so that without any obstacles to connect its Kaliningrad region with the "mainland". Thought brilliant "Northern Corridor"


      a window to Europe, your mother !!! good
  16. +5
    13 March 2012 10: 43
    Lithuania is a country of orange-blue.
  17. +2
    13 March 2012 10: 43
    Another "deflection" of the newly minted Lithuanian henchman.
  18. +3
    13 March 2012 11: 48
    As you know, a bear is hunted with dogs, well, to exhaust him ....
    This tactic is used by proyusovskie countries. So it’s more convenient why get dirty yourself when there is a historically established gasket, you can always donate to it. And what can you get from them with Lituvans-sprats?
    That's just a bear when hunting can break such a mongrel, especially since there are not many of them.
    Onishchenko! Check the sprats! They are not high quality!
    Miller! Review gas transportation costs!
    Shmatko! Also, review the transportation that is not beneficial to us!
    Lavrov! Review the documents of territorial division, why a piece of Russia is not associated with it? The Japanese are not tired of saying, but what are we? Finally, exchange with the Lithuanians part of the Pskov swamps (with mosquitoes) for the transport corridor!

    For example.
  19. +3
    13 March 2012 12: 15
    Express to them their indignation with a red-hot crowbar in a duplex. The cold end forward, so as not to immediately pulled.
  20. alesinelnikov
    +3
    13 March 2012 14: 18
    "The whole civilized world" is lord
    horhe so calls Western Europe inhabited by endangered homosexuals, of which the number on earth is a few percent, well, less than a dozen, exactly with the United States, and the rest means savages! So here
    horhe! If savages, or some of them Russia, for example, wants to make the civilized world wider, don’t be offended, we’re just tired of listening to the abnormal ones, for those who are normal and have more soap, you are civilized and know everything about it.
  21. sgv
    +9
    13 March 2012 14: 49
    Why did you attack the Lithuanians! Wait until March 16, Russia also Latvia will pile a bunch under the door, with the help of the elderly legionnaires of young brown mold! And then the picture will take shape, as it happened each time. And to the question of the Latvian: Well, what have we done to you Russians that you treat us so badly? Get a standard answer: Yes, we do not like you !!! That's all ! And this is every time when it comes to politics and international relations! And they remember this wording even when drunk !!!! What time!
    1. 0
      14 March 2012 23: 55
      Quote: sgv
      Russia also Latvia pile heap under the door

      at they can, everything that they can
  22. +3
    13 March 2012 16: 08
    THERE WOULD THOSE EUROPE THEM FOR THE DEVELOPMENT OF DEMOCRACY OF ITS ARABS WHICH ANYTHING ALGIERIANS OR ANYTHING LOOKED STARED TO LOOK AT YOURSELF WITHOUT SEARCH OUT OF FOOD.
    sad
    1. sgv
      +9
      13 March 2012 16: 27
      So everything goes to this! Europe has already transported all the able-bodied population to itself, the territory has almost cleared the inhabitants! And now you can calmly present all bills for payment, but you can’t pay (But they can’t, the economy is deep ... and a long time ago) jointly and severally participate in the reception of the most kind and calm democratic refugees in the whole world! And even after that they with foam at the mouth will prove that Moscow did all this! In general, you guys didn’t get washed in front of the Balts!
      1. 0
        15 March 2012 11: 55
        MORE SUCH THINKERS, THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT.
  23. +3
    13 March 2012 16: 23
    mdya the less poop the worse it stinks.
    I remember which of the Baltic Mistral was going to drown bundles of EMNIP.
  24. +1
    13 March 2012 17: 09
    It is time to stop paying attention to every one of the Chukhons and others.
  25. +4
    13 March 2012 17: 21
    Indeed a fable turns out. It's a shame to ruin the country. Pugs appeared. It’s good that some just bark, and some try to fight. It is necessary to quickly put in place its own port network, to establish ferry services with ferries for railway trains. And in no case do not reduce the cost of gas. In general, transfer trade to the level of the border of the importer-border of the exporter with the exception of transit countries. And to incite Mr. Onishchenko. Just do not shout about it, but do everything calmly and thoroughly.
  26. +5
    13 March 2012 18: 06
    I was visiting my grandchildren. I looked at their encyclopedia of geography from "Britannica" (ed. 2011g.).
    It turns out, according to this English encyclopedia, SUCH COUNTRIES AS ESTONIA, LATVIA AND LITHUANIA DO NOT EXIST IN THE WORLD.
    Describes all the countries of Europe from Iceland and Ireland to Greece and Montenegro. Even Liechtenstein and the Vatican are shown. And not a word about these limitrophs. I also looked at the alphabetical index specifically - no mention of them.
    So let this uncle shut up. He is the ambassador of a non-existent country.
    Shl. However, I am sure that I am not the only one who noticed this feature of the British Encyclopedia.
    I do not believe that none of the mentioned pseudo-state entities bothered to read what the British write about them. Surely they saw that they were ignored in the most natural way.
    However, in this case, the proud Balts together keep their tongues in the anus. In any case, rummaging in the internet, I did not find a single case that they turned to the British for clarification.
  27. -1
    13 March 2012 18: 18
    "and let them slander" is an old anecdote
    not a stranger to stink something, their troops are, as it were, also nearby, even in the very center of a country, from the borders
    just yapping to work out a bone, I decided
  28. +1
    13 March 2012 18: 33
    Ugh ... slap beef ... yy.
  29. 0
    13 March 2012 18: 35
    It is necessary for the Lithuanian ambassador to present the GPS with the coordinate (whether it is true or not) of the installation with a ballistic missile, which is aimed at Vilnius. It will be understood that DeGoll (although it was done differently) soberly soberly.
  30. +4
    13 March 2012 18: 40
    . Renatas Norkus said that Vilnius expresses extreme concern that Russia is increasing its military power in close proximity to the Lithuanian borders.

    It’s difficult to say otherwise. It’s hard to say anything else that we’re ready to even voice such nonsense from the high stands. Judging by the map, now the Poles will sing in unison !!!!!!!!!!
    1. Nymp
      +1
      13 March 2012 22: 16
      It would be necessary to increase the radius of long-range missiles, so that Lithuania would not be alone! There is nothing more to help them, well, unless to advise the psychiatrist! Russophobia somehow cure!
      1. 755962
        +1
        13 March 2012 23: 01
        The short-range missile systems that are supposed to be deployed in the Kaliningrad Region, Krasnodar Territory and Belarus will not only counterbalance the threat of the planned American missile defense shield, but also counter offensive missile systems.
  31. Nilfgaard
    +2
    13 March 2012 19: 42
    What else to expect from puppets? Such pearls are designed exclusively for the population of Russia. Do you think they reflect the opinion of the entire population? Ever sober handed over the Baltic states, strangled the opposition, expelled from the country, liquidated. They gave it to the Nazis to tear to pieces. And what do you now want from the people who are in the head They’ve been pouring Goebels’s compote for 20 years, but they’ll find out about Russia through your media?
  32. karnics
    0
    13 March 2012 20: 33
    The Courland mongrel of the State Department voiced the US position on the "problem" of finding radars for detecting Russian air defense and Iskander missiles in the amber region of Russia ...
  33. FiremanRS
    +3
    13 March 2012 20: 41
    Remembering Galygin: Cat. The cat is from .. the Baltic states, his mother-in-law purrs (the European Union), insistently asks you (Russia) to eat and spoils you in slippers. At the same time, it pretends that Nichrome does not understand Russian)))))
  34. LiRoy
    +1
    13 March 2012 21: 33
    We need to more persistently declare our territorial claims to the former Klaipeda region of Lithuania.
  35. Conquistador
    +1
    13 March 2012 21: 39
    Lithuania has recently begun to greet something! Constantly claim! And choke! We will not do what you want! Russia has its brains! And in extreme cases, we will threaten them! am
  36. +3
    13 March 2012 21: 40
    Hmm, it seems there’s still someone to teach neckties to chew so that they don’t carry nonsense laughing
    No wonder they say, "Shut up, you will pass for a smart one!" smile
  37. Nymp
    +1
    13 March 2012 21: 59
    Put a plus to the author of the publication! I completely agree! It’s even hard to add anything. Well, first of all; I must admit compatriots that we won the first round and the color revolution broke its claws about the iron order in Russia! They did not succeed, through chaos and anarchy, in dropping the country decades ago as the same Ukraine! Six western activists are now activated. They were held on the chain just for this occasion, while their masters lick their wounds after an unsuccessful round. Here I don’t even worry that our Foreign Ministry will easily throw these jackals into a ravine. The main thing that hawks are preparing for us and their scavengers is just a stink!
  38. +1
    13 March 2012 22: 19
    I really liked the idea of ​​the little corridor. I would answer the Lithuanian ambassador that if the noise of our backward army’s engines, near their borders, bothers them, they, quite themselves, can slightly push their borders, we hope to object we will not (in diplomatic language is almost a mat)
  39. Igor-71
    +1
    13 March 2012 22: 39
    Qatar number 2 b ... bt! .... they feel Uncle Sam's friendly fly behind him ..... you have to fight back in the spirit of Nikita's slipper !!
  40. 0
    13 March 2012 23: 12
    Friends, what are you really ... Because of such a trifle, a serious srach is arranged. One must kindly throw in a miserable ambassador for treatment for ChSV (feelings of self-importance).
    1. 0
      14 March 2012 07: 57
      Quote: arkady149
      chip in a miserable ambassador for treatment for ChSV (feelings of self-importance).

      surrenders, colleague, you are a little mistaken in the diagnosis, there can be no talk about FGP (what is the genetic six's own?), as well as CF (megalomania), here there is a pronounced VC (congenital servility)
      here we need a team for UAZ-452A - an ambulance car, popularly nicknamed the "tablet". The car accommodated up to 4's stretchers or six on benches and one escort in both cases. The nurse did not provide for comfort when moving, the suspension remained with the standard model, but was the only ambulance that could get to the most remote places
      as a last resort on the 469 with a roomy but rigid trunk, however they are not humane lol
  41. 755962
    0
    13 March 2012 23: 13
    Iskander, This missile system is unique, it can withstand the deployment of a missile defense system and satisfactorily solve other problems, "Ostapenko said, commenting on President Medvedev's statement in which he announced the deployment of missiles in response to the US missile shield project.

    Created at the Design Bureau for Mechanical Engineering (KBM) in Kolomna, the Iskander is designed to destroy launch systems, air and missile defense systems, airplanes at airfields, command posts and civilian infrastructures.

    The missile is made using stealth technology, which makes it invisible to radars. The new generation missile performs intensive maneuvering, which makes it practically invulnerable to interceptor missiles. It can be launched at night and can hit moving targets with an accuracy of 2 meters.

    At the moment, no other missile system in the world can boast a similar set of technical characteristics. Iskander can be used in battle for 16 hours, and in its global potential it is equivalent to nuclear weapons.

    This is a decisive response to American attempts to jeopardize the future of Russia and its strategic arsenal. The Russian Federation could not help but protect the country's national interests.
  42. Sniper 1968
    +3
    13 March 2012 23: 20
    Norkus bibis, jasinas, arclis lituvishko. (I hope the moderators do not know Lithuanian ...) Good luck to everyone. Russian occupier. lol Yes sad
    1. 0
      14 March 2012 09: 28
      learned a few words lol The rest is apparently from the same topic? wink
      I remember =)
    2. +2
      15 March 2012 23: 59
      Yes you are with us greenas lituvis (real lithuanian) wink Where does the knowledge come from? In fact, they don’t have a mat either. All are scolding in Russian, all, even the most inveterate lol
      1. +1
        16 March 2012 00: 10
        Quote: roninas
        In fact, they don’t have a mat either. They all swear in Russian, everything, even the most inveterate
        what I agree and add. That the Russian mat is in use and in the Caucasus and .... yes, it’s almost everywhere who came in contact with us. The guest workers in Russian through the stump of the deck, and the mat is better than me laughing
    3. 0
      18 March 2012 18: 45
      Sniper
      Yeah, it's a pity that I’m not a tramp. By the way, why did you call the horse Norkus, insulted, you know, a noble animal. Unlike Norkus, such a small one, completely brown, and finally not drowning ... well, in general, an animal noble.
  43. Regularis
    0
    14 March 2012 00: 03
    And freedom was given to them, and no one really objected to joining NATO, now the sales are really embittered.
  44. +7
    14 March 2012 01: 15
    Do not rage so much, guys. The inhabitants of Lithuania themselves, except for rabid nationalists, have nothing against Russia, because they see what those in power are doing here. There is no production, there is no work, young people mostly break abroad, because they understand, there is nothing to catch .They themselves dug a hole "independence", but they did not think about the economy, what they hoped for, it is not clear
    1. -1
      14 March 2012 08: 06
      Quote: roninas
      They themselves dug a hole for themselves with "independence", but they did not think about the economy, what they hoped for, it is not clear

      everything is clear here, EVERYONE hoped for the best: "what if it gets better !?"
      so shortly before the regret of all the independent
      already screaming about the "poor and unfortunate" gastrics
      time to collect stones!
    2. 0
      18 March 2012 18: 51
      Roninasu
      Absolutely true!
      And in general - well, finally, someone from Lithuania has appeared here! Greetings. By the way, my parents stayed in Klaipeda.
  45. +1
    14 March 2012 05: 32
    There is no need to spend any attention on such a squeak. Let the Nazi fosterling resent himself. As the saying goes: "The dog barks, the caravan moves on."
  46. Uralm
    0
    14 March 2012 09: 31
    Who needs these Lithuanians with their problems? Europe from the US? When they themselves are slowly rolling in one direction. The Balts chatted with crap and let them now live with this "democracy", but what they want to eat too, they have "Sprats" (and so that the Main thing is periodically Waving and waving their fists towards Russia)
  47. Bat1stuta
    +3
    14 March 2012 11: 07
    SHORTS, AN ANT WITH DIAGNOSIS TUBERCULOSIS OF THE LAST STAGE SHOWS, HARKES BY THE LAST LUNGS, AND IN CASE OF IT, THE ELEPHANT CLEARS, WITH RUNNING. NU MURASH, OVERCOMING EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING, BEGINS HYSTERICALLY SCREAMING: LOOK AT THE ELEPHANT THAN A NORMAL RIGHT, KHAN THE ELEPHANT !!!
  48. Stasi.
    +4
    14 March 2012 12: 08
    These Balts cannot, or rather do not want to understand that they, as such, are NOT NEEDED by anyone! What is Russia doing? Ensures its safety. We are stopping transit through the Baltic ports, we have our own port in Kaliningrad, and a new port is being commissioned in Ust-Luga in the Leningrad Region. All this allows you to abandon the Baltic transit and send all the goods to your place. Accordingly, the money will go to us and not the Balts. In military terms, everything is also correct, if a missile defense system is deployed near our borders, we have the right to deploy Iskander and take other protective measures. In general, if you look at history, the Balts have always served someone. They were ruled by Danes, Germans, Swedes and Russians. And if the Westerners treated them as swineherds and goldsmiths, then the Russians acted differently. It was thanks to Russia that the Balts managed to survive as a nation. Thanks to Russia, the Baltic intelligentsia appeared and the culture developed. But now they do not want to remember this, and in every possible way are trying to moan Russia.
    1. 0
      15 March 2012 00: 00
      Quote: Stasi.
      thanks to Russia, the balts managed to survive as a nation

      although history does not tolerate subjunctive moods, but can Russia do it in vain?
  49. +1
    14 March 2012 13: 40
    Lord. There’s even nothing to discuss. Remember Krylov, our unforgettable fabulist. As he looked into the water, to see about them he wrote: Do you mess with the Elephant? Look, you are wheezing, and he goes ahead and barks yours completely not at all. ”-“ Oh, oh! ” Moska answers her:
    “That's what gives me the spirit. That I, absolutely without a fight, can get into big bullies. Let the dogs say: Ay, Pug! To know she is strong, that barks at the Elephant!
  50. vylvyn
    +2
    14 March 2012 14: 08
    Quote - The Ambassador of Lithuania noted that his country is “closely following” how the situation is developing in Russia!

    Exactly. Watch and don't pend.
  51. sgv
    +1
    14 March 2012 19: 10
    And I warned you, wait, save your words, there are still two days left, Latvia will distinguish itself so much that your eloquence will not be enough to describe all the charm of Latvian nationalism!!! And you keep making a fuss and throwing words into the wind, if things continue like this, then the day after tomorrow there will be nothing to read on the site! So keep quiet, we are waiting for March 16th!!!
  52. +2
    14 March 2012 20: 29
    gentlemen of the Balts, you don’t care who wipes your ass. they'll wipe it off anyway
  53. +2
    14 March 2012 20: 55
    Introduce economic sanctions against Russia and strengthen the military presence on the border with a battalion of Lithuanian crossbowmen laughing
  54. +5
    15 March 2012 23: 54
    Guys, all the Baltic countries are geographically located in such a way that “in life” they will always be “bargaining chips”. They have always been limitrophe countries, and for NATO they are just a buffer between Russia and the West, and that’s all. That’s why no one is investing anything here , but only make them dependent on energy resources and products. The Ignalina nuclear power plant was closed, a source of cheap energy to be purchased!!! abroad. Agriculture, which the Lithuanians have always been so proud of, has been destroyed.. and in general, who knows anything about them? That’s why it has to remind yourself all the time. A country with a population of less than a day passes through Moscow train stations
    1. 0
      18 March 2012 18: 54
      Roninasu
      Yeah, and under pressure from the European Union, they destroyed almost the entire fishing fleet - they were not given quotas. In return, they were allowed, like Filipinos, to be hired on ships of cleaner Europeans.
  55. controller
    +1
    16 March 2012 20: 50
    Small bug, but smelly!
  56. +2
    18 March 2012 11: 32
    Most likely, the economic and social situation in Lithuania is becoming “worse and worse.” Take emigration alone. According to some data (shitcrats and liberalists - attention!) the country during the reign of pro-American sycophants from 500 thousand to 1 million people left the country (http://www.baltexpert.com/2012/01/08/polak_lt/). The current population of Lithuania is about 3 million people. As I understand it, they are not exactly young and energetic. They live off handouts from the European Union (over 30% of the budget). So these “yelps” are nothing more than a circus performance “for the sake of” amusing a rich spectator. Only this rich guy’s wallet is noticeably empty and he doesn’t have enough for sugar for the mosquitoes. But they are poor creatures, you know, they are trying. And they bite the Poles and the Russian bear They bark fervently. But it’s no longer scary or funny, it’s just sad. Descendants of Gedemin...