How not to fight with the Russians or the short course of a young fighter

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How not to fight with the Russians or the short course of a young fighter


Dear Mom!
Tomorrow our company is sent to the Camp Ledzhen training ground in North Carolina. They used to prepare marines for our victorious wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, and now they will prepare for a victorious war with Russia. These rashenz were completely impudent: they intervened in our elections, and also took away Crete from Ukraine, as our corporal Jones told us. We will practice, and then we will show these drunks what the United States Marine Corps is.
As I arrive at the place, I will definitely write to you.
Your son, Cody.
***
Dear Mom!
Here we are in place. There is a forest around here. This is good, since all Russians also live in the forest, as our corporal Jones told us. In the middle of the forest there is a real village.
It used to be Iraqi, and now it has been converted into Russian, only in some places there are palm trees. But Corporal Jones said that the Russians in the Black Sea also have palm trees, so everything is fine, because soon we will be there. Not far from the village stands the barracks, where our company was stationed. Tomorrow we were promised a surprise, and I will tell you about it.
Your son, Cody.



Dear Mom!
Wow! Imagine, we will have a real extras! It turns out that the naval department scored Russian-speaking extras to represent Russian soldiers and civilians of the village. By the way, in Russian "village" is "derevna".
Everything will be like a real Hollywood blockbuster! Your son is now Bruce Willis! Really cool?

There are about thirty statisticians, all emigrants. Drivers, builders, sellers, IT specialists, a pair of teachers, several women, and one even with a small daughter of about five.
For someone, a hundred bucks a day is good money, and someone went just out of curiosity.
The men were dressed in Russian jackets made of cotton, boots and caps with a star, while the women were dressed in wide colored skirts and wrapped in large scarves - just like in real Russia. The guys and I just laughed, looking at these clowns.
Tomorrow we begin training. Be sure to talk about impressions!
Your son, Cody.
***
Dear Mom!
It was just great! Three of our platoons broke into this tree from three sides like a hurricane. We quickly put muzzles into the ground a dozen extras with decommissioned non-working AK, dispersed and began to sweep. Two stood on the sides, I knocked the door, quickly threw two grenades into the house, ran off, after which the guys fired inside the holder through the windows.
The women mistresses shouted in Russian, “Save!”, Everything was in smoke, some Russian music sounded and smelled badly with manure. Lord, and how do these Russians live in such conditions? Yes, they are just pigs!
In general, we had fun great. Corporal Jones, for jokes, gave a queue to singles over several statisticians - they were frightened, but we almost had a little tummy laughing.
Your son, Cody.

Dear Mom!
Today we practiced the tactics of the anti-partisan struggle. Male extras hid, and we had to find them. In order not to waste time and not to search houses stinking with dung, Corporal Jones suggested a great idea. We drove all the mistresses into the barn and announced through the loudspeaker that if the “guerrilla” extras did not come out after three minutes, we would set fire to the barn.
No one came out.
Then Corporal Jones brought the girl-statistician, took the teddy bear from her, cut off his head with a tactical knife and shouted that the girl was next.
It seems to me, ma, that Jones overdid it.

The girl burst into tears, and then one statistician came out - some puny type with glasses. He silently walked over to our corporal and punched him in the jaw with the butt of a decommissioned non-working AK. Butt, as it turned out, still worked quite well. The beautiful white teeth of our corporal glittered in the sun and fell about two meters from the place where the corporal collapsed.

We all stood as thunder struck, ma. Only a savage without honor and conscience could take and strike a US armed two-meter marine in the face. And then that girl came up to the insensitive body of the corporal and a couple of times happily kicked him in the ribs. Where did they recruit them all - in the jungles of Siberia?
The boyfriend of our corporal shrieked, snatched his Colt, loaded with live ammunition, and began to shoot puny. But did not get, because of the tears he flowed mascara.
But from all the cracks extras rushed at us with some terrible cry "Rr!" - or "Yura!". I did not have time to really hear, as something hit me hard on the helmet, and I lost consciousness. When I woke up, it was already dark and no one was around. I will get out of this damned base. I'll write to you tomorrow, otherwise my tablet is already blinking and something is disturbingly moving in the bushes. I'm scared, ma. I want to go home to California.
Your son, Cody.
***
Dear Mom!
In search of Russian-speaking extras for exercises: what is NATO preparing for?
Comrade stockcore stock put me in the dress on the toilet, and I have a minute to write to you. I serve well. Corporal Jones is also in order, he stands on the nightstand and shouts loudly "Shminno!", If the commander in the barracks is comrade senior reserve lieutenant or comrade foreman.
All day now we have a list of minutes. The painting of the grass, the sweeping of the tracks with shaving brushes, the drill with songs. I have already learned the song: "A soldier has a day off, buttons in a row."

US Marines during construction
One of the three platoons is always dug on the parade ground. The norm is five minutes, a trench in a full profile, who does not fit in - goes to inflate the Humvee wheels without a pump. But it's still better than pumping it with a hand pump tank rollers to make the tank ride softer.

I have good for you news! The Marine Corps Command finally finishes secret negotiations with extras, and they will release us all in exchange for a subscription, which extras will not tell anyone how thirty civilians captured two hundred Marines. They were still promised to pay, and that girl would be given three teddy bears and five Barbie dolls. She, by the way, made friends with Corporal Jones and often wore him candy when he cried on his nightstand. The Russians turned out to be good people - we are all alive and well, thank them for that.
So soon I have demob! I have already begun to sew gilded heellets in camouflage and finished the demobel album.
See you soon!
Your son, the spirit of the first month of service, Cody.
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  1. +8
    19 August 2017 07: 40
    Cool!
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        1. +18
          19 August 2017 08: 57
          ..in the magazine "Crocodile" at one time there was Humor with a capital letter. Do not offend the "Crocodile"))
        2. +6
          19 August 2017 10: 35
          Be careful with the definitions. I said for the words about one article: "verbal diarrhea". Some moderators have specific tolerance here.
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            +7
            19 August 2017 11: 25
            Poor attempts at humor. Moreover, very stale - had the good fortune to read about two months ago. Admins, why so omnivorous?
            1. 0
              19 August 2017 18: 02
              Quote from AUL
              Had a fortune to read about two months ago

              Two months is fresh.
          2. +1
            19 August 2017 18: 53
            Quote: Captain Nemo
            Some moderators have specific tolerance here.


            Sometimes you read and think - am I in Russia? ....
          3. 0
            19 August 2017 22: 23
            Mnu here also issued a warning .. I trepid all tepericha)))
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  2. +7
    19 August 2017 07: 48
    Well, you won’t have to fight with the CMP right away, the migrants and Islamists hit the country first, then the tribales with Bendery and the Sino-Korean masses go. And only after they will be cleared by the KMP men (It’s not clear who they are).
    1. +1
      19 August 2017 10: 45
      then tribals with Bendery will go

      You forgot to mention the chiefly stubborn ... the great pshekia from mozh to mozh .... and the "bros" again .... and the Ugrians will not sit, will delight their piece from Russia ... and the descendants of the Roman legionaries ??? Moldovans, too, will rush at least to join ... as if all this would not end with a nuclear "security belt" ... in the sense, instead of Eastern European countries ...
  3. +19
    19 August 2017 07: 53
    Thanks to the author for the good mood on Saturday morning - he laughed heartily! Yes
    1. +17
      19 August 2017 09: 06
      From the Internet. I don’t know the author. Maybe this story will please on Saturday.
      “Then there were many different business trips, the next time I ran into Russians in Kosovo, It was a crowd of untrained nonsense, with machine guns from the Vietnam War, armor, probably from the Second World War, heavy, uncomfortable, no navigators, NVD, nothing more, only automatic, helmet and bronik. They rode their armored personnel carriers wherever they wanted and wherever they wanted, kissed in a hickey with the civilian population, baked bread for them (they brought a bakery with them and baked bread!). They fed everyone with their porridge with canned meat, which they themselves cooked in a special boiler. We were treated with disdain, constantly insulted. It was not an army, but knows what. How can you interact with them? All our reports to the Russian leadership were ignored.
      Somehow we grappled seriously, did not divide the route, if it were not for the Russian officer who reassured these monkeys, he could even get to the trunks. These idiots had to be punished. Give ***** and put in place! Without weapons, we only lacked Russian corpses, but that they would understand. They wrote a note in Russian, but with errors, like the Serb wrote that the nice guys were going to go at night to give **** to the impudent Russian dodgers. We prepared carefully, light bulletproof vests, batons, night vision devices, shockers, no knives and a gunshot. We approached them, observing all the rules of disguise and sabotage art. These posts have not even been set up, which means that we will sleep, we deserve it! When we almost went to the tents, there was a booming, RYA-YAYA-AAA! And out of all the cracks, these nonsense climbed, for some reason dressed only in striped shirts. I accepted the first. I woke up already at the base. Light concussion. Then they told me that the guy felt sorry for me, hit flat, if he really hit, he would blow his head. Me! An experienced fighter of the elite US Marine Corps, cuts down in 10 seconds a Russian, a skinny scumbag and what ??? And you know what? Gardening tools! Shovel! Yes, it would not have occurred to me to fight with a sapper shovel, and they are taught this, but unofficially, among the Russians it was considered a sign of skill to know the techniques of fighting with a sapper shovel. I later realized that they were waiting for us, but why did they come out in shirts, only in shirts, because it’s natural for a person to protect himself, put on an armor, a helmet. Why only in shirts? And theirs is the RY-YAYA-AAA! I once waited for a flight at the Detroit airport, there was a Russian family, mom, dad, daughter, also waiting for their plane. Father somewhere bought and brought the girl, three years old, hefty ice cream. She jumped with delight, clapped her hands and do you know what she screamed? Theirs rya-yayaya-AAA! Three years, he speaks badly, and already yells RYA-YAYAA-AAA!
      But those guys, with this cry, were going to die for their country. They knew that there would be just a hand-to-hand fight, without weapons, but they were going to die. But they did not go to kill!
      It is easy to kill while sitting in an armored helicopter or holding a spatula honed like a razor in your hands. They did not spare me. Killing for the sake of killing is not for them. But they are ready to die if necessary. And then I realized that Russia is the only and most terrible enemy. ”
      1. +7
        19 August 2017 15: 06
        Quote: Hoc vince
        From the Internet. I don’t know the author. Maybe this story will please on Saturday.

        Over-pasted excerpt from the book "Treasures of the Valkyries" Sergei Alekseev. VO seems dead than alive, print this nonsense and, interestingly, many people like it.
        1. +3
          19 August 2017 18: 30
          The bike, of course, but my friend was in the contingent in Kosovo, as well as somewhere in Africa, like with the Americans next door. And he said about this tale - the Americans in this manner treated our people, a little arrogant and dismissive. Although he himself did not speak badly of them. They have everything clearly planned and everyone knows their maneuver. Everything is done wisely and logically. But the initiative, outside the scope of the instructions is prohibited and such a fight they would not have arranged, without an order from above))))
        2. +1
          20 August 2017 14: 59
          My friend! What do you like?
    2. +24
      19 August 2017 14: 58
      Quote: Sergey-svs
      Thanks to the author for the good mood on Saturday morning - he laughed heartily! Yes

  4. +27
    19 August 2017 07: 56
    Quote: Spartanez300
    Nothing about the article.

    So this is not an article, but say a feuilleton, well, or a political satire on the topic of the day. It reads normally and smiles.
    1. +4
      19 August 2017 08: 22
      Quote: rotmistr60
      Quote: Spartanez300
      Nothing about the article.

      So this is not an article, but say a feuilleton, well, or a political satire on the topic of the day. It reads normally and smiles.

      about the teachings of nemchury u green enchanting Yes
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      1. +8
        20 August 2017 01: 10
        Just some insulted nobility gathered laughing
        How dare IN their eyes scum so absurd lol
        1. 0
          20 August 2017 13: 40
          Nobility is not equal to morons ...
  6. +11
    19 August 2017 09: 42
    Pump the rollers on the tank with a hand pump - STEP !!! laughing I have not heard such jokes.
    1. +3
      19 August 2017 16: 23
      Actually, “without a pump” does not mean “hand pump” at all. I think this is the "mouth" winked
      1. +4
        20 August 2017 10: 30
        Reread the text.
        "One of the three platoons is always dug on the parade ground. The norm is five minutes, a trench in full profile, who does not fit in - goes to inflate the Humvee wheels without a pump. But this is still better than pumping tank rollers with a hand pump to make the tank ride softer."
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  8. +3
    19 August 2017 10: 30
    And where is the confidence that the United States Commission is a bunch with fighting qualities close to zero? If the task of the opus is to "purely neigh", this is one thing, and if, in the words of Zadornov, "they are all stupid people," then you want to correct your pince-nez and say, “I do not believe it!
  9. +6
    19 August 2017 11: 23
    Good photo for the article!
    The soldier scored sand in the grenade launcher, are they well trained there?
  10. +5
    19 August 2017 12: 06
    The second part of the story is needed by the American guys to understand what will happen to them if they do not compete with extras, but with any Russian military.
  11. +2
    19 August 2017 12: 29
    Mark Humor forgot ...
    Although there is not enough humor there ... primitivism is somehow ...
    this develops only hats ... ends with nothing good.
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  13. +5
    19 August 2017 13: 41
    Good humor ...
  14. +3
    19 August 2017 13: 55
    Cool photo on the splash screen for an article: a fighter with a grenade launcher did a good job scooping up sand;)
  15. +11
    19 August 2017 14: 15
    Bullshit, complete, not even funny. The Marine Corps is constantly training in harsh conditions (it would be necessary for ours to take a closer look at the combat training program), it is a very stubborn and dangerous, uncompromising enemy. It is very well equipped with all types of weapons and equipment, traditionally good they shoot and know how to use all kinds of small arms perfectly. And I wouldn’t treat them so leniently, this is a very strong enemy with enormous technical and economic potential, many times superior to all armies in quantitative terms. Yes, they, being an expeditionary army, do not they have experience in conducting a continental war, but this is a dangerous and insidious adversary, without any ethical and universal norms of warfare, devoid of moral and legal rules and laws of war, using all methods and means without restriction in order to achieve the goal. So do not engage in hatred and neglect to the enemy, what it leads to, see June 22, 1941 , and earlier the Russo-Japanese War of 1905, etc. etc. And we won only thanks to the social system of the USSR and the highly professional government, which we do not currently have.
    1. +5
      19 August 2017 14: 58
      Quote: seacap
      Bullshit, complete, not even funny. The Marine Corps is constantly training in harsh conditions (it would be necessary for ours to take a closer look at the combat training program), it is a very stubborn and dangerous, uncompromising enemy. It is very well equipped with all types of weapons and equipment, traditionally good they shoot and know how to use all kinds of small arms perfectly. And I wouldn’t treat them so leniently, this is a very strong enemy with enormous technical and economic potential, many times superior to all armies in quantitative terms. Yes, they, being an expeditionary army, do not they have experience in conducting a continental war, but this is a dangerous and insidious adversary, without any ethical and universal norms of warfare, devoid of moral and legal rules and laws of war, using all methods and means without restriction in order to achieve the goal. So do not engage in hatred and neglect to the enemy, what it leads to, see June 22, 1941 , and earlier the Russo-Japanese War of 1905, etc. etc. And we won only thanks to the social system of the USSR to a highly professional government, which we do not currently have.

      Nah! We won thanks to MASS HEROISM OF THE PEOPLE! When at the front that behind, every second (and sometimes the first) accomplished a feat .. ALWAYS and CONSTANT! And this is the main reason for the invincibility of our country, and everything else you listed is just a consequence of the above ..
      1. +4
        19 August 2017 15: 39
        But the merit and professionalism of the government is to mobilize every second or first to exploit at the front and in the rear.
      2. +3
        19 August 2017 15: 41
        Quote: max702
        And this is the main reason for the invincibility of our country,

        with the current mass heroism is not worth the wait. The coach is different, the coaching staff is not the same. There is no motivation. And the country is not the winner.
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    2. +1
      19 August 2017 16: 09
      Quote: seacap
      Delirium, complete, not even funny. The Marine Corps is constantly training in harsh conditions (we should also take a closer look at the combat training program

      And, perhaps, have a closer look? Do you know the preparation of our MP? And what about the "combat swimmers"? Compare standards?
    3. +5
      19 August 2017 18: 06
      Quote: seacap
      Marine Corps constantly trains in harsh conditions

      Russians live in very harsh conditions, do you feel the difference between training and living sometimes?
    4. +3
      19 August 2017 21: 26
      Train, you say, in harsh conditions! And we LIVE in such harsh conditions that their training is like a kindergarten walk. So do not let drool and snot here. Nobody wants to underestimate these idiots, but still they are weak, even against our ordinary boys.
      It’s also a pity that the construction battalion did not become. Do you remember the Anecdote? There would be nothing for these marines to take in. Remember that one builder cost ten of these homosexuals.
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        1. +4
          20 August 2017 18: 56
          Quote: Vision
          So you survive, and normal people live quietly over the hill

          So go ahead, suitcase train station Europe, what are you still doing on this side of the hill?
      2. 0
        20 August 2017 18: 58
        Quote: myobius59
        Remember that one builder cost ten of these homosexuals.
    5. +3
      20 August 2017 01: 49
      And you do not recall their real victories in at least one battle? In the same Pakistan with violence
      they managed to lose one of their newest helicopters over Ben Ladden because of their unprofessionalism, even among drugs there were losses
  16. +4
    19 August 2017 14: 39
    He laughed heartily. "Laughing, right, not sinful ...",
  17. +9
    19 August 2017 14: 53
    Humor for KMB soldiers, of course. But in the 80s, our marines still "made" them, and on their territory. Somehow it is now, I can not imagine.
    1. +4
      19 August 2017 18: 07
      Quote: Doliva63
      But in the 80s, our marines still "made" them, and on their territory. Somehow it is now, I can not imagine.

      The fact is that the US Marine Corps is not the elite, it is just the infantry that is transported by sea, with us the Marine Corps is the elite - like a landing force.
      1. +7
        20 August 2017 18: 09
        My companion gave me a few years of life to the MP SF, left there from the castle battalion of the DShB in the MRP of the SF, the marine corps does not consider people to be people, and you say the elite. laughing
        1. +2
          20 August 2017 18: 58
          Quote: Doliva63
          the marine corps does not consider people, and you say the elite.

          This is the essence of the elite, they are driven into the tail and mane - this is how the elite turns out.
          Quote: Doliva63
          left there from the castle battalion DShB in MRP SF

          Zambombat on education?
          1. +9
            21 August 2017 17: 41
            Then the politicians were still laughing
            He was indeed a political officer by training, but after the first campaign he “flew” from his post and continued to serve in command posts. After DShB MP SF served in the MCI SF, then - in Vympel. Here MCI recalls with rapture! wink And, by the way, the deputy brigade commander of the Asbestov brigade of the Special Forces for the VDP began as the company’s political officer. The brigade commander of the Marinogorsk Special Forces brigade, too. And your humble servant began the service of the ZKCHR of the reconnaissance airborne company, and finished the deputy chief of intelligence of the army corps. My colleague and classmate is listed in the Book of Honor of the Airborne Forces.
            I had a companion in military service in the Air Force - a master of sports in parachuting, I remained a warrant instructor in parachuting, graduated from Novosibirsk Political, and eventually commanded a ship in the same SF.
            Although the political officer is not mine (although this experience often helped out in command posts), it is not necessary to drive the political leaders - this is not corporate in me, but commanding experience.
  18. +3
    19 August 2017 15: 53
    But in real conditions I had to see the US military in action.
    I will not share my impressions of who will have the time to read my two articles in “VO”: “Creative business trip” and “Secret war and a special task”. I have the honor ..
    1. +1
      21 August 2017 10: 22
      Thanks, read. Only there we are talking about the sixties - eighties of the last century. Another motivation, a different attitude ... at the moment, the combat effectiveness of the then and current units of the ILC is somewhat different. And I am not alone in this assessment, even American analysts talk about it.
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      +1
      24 August 2017 13: 06
      I also read it, very interesting, I would like more such articles. And if possible, I would like you to tell all the same, or at least name the authors who, like you saw and wrote about the real US military in the case. Many thanks.
  19. +2
    19 August 2017 16: 22
    Smiled heartily !!!
  20. +2
    19 August 2017 16: 45
    Quote: Spartanez300
    Nothing about the article.

    Join us!
  21. +2
    19 August 2017 16: 49
    The dude in the input photo in the barrel of the underbarrel border is full of sand, I wonder how it will shoot or tear, and in fact, in such life conflicts, they recommend pulling the nose on the barrel of the rifle, but as for the border, how to really pull it (the nose) and what giant size is needed for the Yankees border 40 mm inside
  22. +2
    19 August 2017 17: 31
    That's a bit of humor
  23. +3
    19 August 2017 19: 07
    It's funny Of course exaggerated, but the general meaning and message is clear. It’s impossible not to evaluate the enemy, especially if it’s even ordinary civilians (especially Russians or Slavs in general). Thank you for the joke.
  24. +4
    19 August 2017 23: 06
    Where does this bullshit just dig out? What cr-e-tin considers this verbal diarrhea "humor"?
    1. +4
      19 August 2017 23: 22
      Quote: valerei
      What cr-e-tin considers this verbal diarrhea "humor"?

      Well, I read easily, for example. And what is the problem, comrade constructor? You’d take it and tell us what you came up with there. It will also be interesting. feel
    2. +2
      20 August 2017 13: 05
      I completely agree with you .. Opus level: victim of the exam.
  25. +2
    20 August 2017 02: 43
    Ha ha ha ... It reminds a joke about the Japanese intelligence officer and watchman Uncle Vasya ... Uncle Vasya, when is it better to attack Russia? Best of all tomorrow, in the morning, we need prisoners!
  26. +4
    20 August 2017 09: 31
    and you do not know, so keep quiet.
    So, let’s say, US soldiers found a “Ukrainian village” in the Donbass. Received the order to “clean” it. At the expense of “van!”, “Chew!”, “Shit!” "stripping" has begun. From somewhere, “Belarus” rushes from the fields, entering the rear of the ji-ai. It was evening. On the main street of the "Ukrainian village" in the Donbass, a jamb of ji-ai is rushing around, trying to dodge the dribbling of a drunk tractor operator in Belarus. To the songs of Zemfira.

    Not everyone is lucky: someone dodging dribbling a drunk tractor driver on Belarus gets caught in a police skid. To the screams: "Help me!" comes to life "Ukrainian village" in the Donbass. The jammed jamb is caught in the crossfire.
    "Get a fascist grenade from a Soviet soldier!"
    "Coca-cola — swipes de @ silts!"

    Shooting subsides. It was evening. Mistresses begin the evening milking of cows, goats to the songs of Zemfira. "Belarus", having buried itself in a familiar pillar working part-time with a regular brake, stalls. In the cab, a drunk tractor driver snores on the steering wheel to the songs of Zemfira ...
    1. +2
      21 August 2017 00: 20
      another storyteller
  27. +2
    20 August 2017 11: 13
    funny, fun)))
  28. +3
    20 August 2017 13: 02
    The site has become rotten .. And the content below the belt (this opus is an example) appears time after time and posts angry with indignation that people are being kept for idiots (I watch comments on this opus for the second day) ... Or are these moderators. .. I want to believe that the moderators .. Well, the moderators are ... Or not? ...
    1. +2
      21 August 2017 00: 24
      yes you are sad sad sad ... people have shifted their guidelines ... this is not Petrosyanism; it is something even more mediocre ... well, to hell with it wretched with humor so it’s also dangerous ...
  29. +3
    20 August 2017 16: 01
    There are about thirty statisticians, all emigrants. Drivers, builders, sellers, IT specialists, a pair of teachers, several women, and one even with a small daughter of about five.

    And not a single cook laughing

    Soviet "agitation" of the 1941 model is an order of magnitude smarter than this "cooking."
    Meet Antosha Rybkin.
    The prototype (IMHO) of the notorious Coca Casey Raybek coca from the 1992 film “Under Siege” (“Capture”) performed by Stephen Seagal.

    And yes - our cook also sings tongue
  30. +2
    21 August 2017 11: 49
    add a picture to this feuilleton
    1. +8
      21 August 2017 17: 46
      If he put two in a row, it would be cool! laughing
  31. +3
    21 August 2017 13: 42
    and why did everyone attack? nobody canceled humor and rest ....
    1. +3
      21 August 2017 21: 39
      They, Hadji Murat, because everyone pounced so much that they laughed at the ami. Now, if the story were the opposite, the Russians would be pinched, here they would be delighted and written with joy, and would write, "Ah, what a funny story!" And here, after all, the amers got, for fun, of course, but got it. So many did not like it.
      Well, some just have a sense of humor below the plinth. For them, the ideal cartoons are “Tom and Jerry”, and the coolest hero is Rambo, with dozens and arrows, destroying tanks and armored personnel carriers, and from a machine gun with an endless tape, killing thousands of “red” ones.
      Something like that.
      1. 0
        21 August 2017 21: 41
        The word "over amy" for some reason does not pass.
    2. +9
      22 August 2017 00: 25
      Do you remember, Hadji Murat .. Humor it is different. There is a real one, it seems like once upon a time “Around the Laughter” by Alexander Ivanov, or like that of Zhvanetsky or the authors of Khazanov or Zadornov, and indeed from that galaxy ... But there is a level of Comedy Club or Petrosyan, i.e. somewhere in the area to pee. This, this is why the whole fuss is just a vivid example of the latter ... But besides the consumers of the latter, a lot of people read at least who know what real humor is. And these are not necessarily old people - among young people there are a lot of truly appreciating real humor. But unfortunately there are a minority of such youth representatives and they are not so loud as consumers of Petrosyansky and other comedy clubs ... Just because they are heard only when they laugh, and not gig-gig. They do not know how gee-gee-gyk .. That's so simple. And their laughter is truly contagious. So it’s very unpleasant that in VO such gig-giggling consumers are protected by moderators, while posts of people indignant at the extremely low level of other (not all, of course, and not in all sections) content offered in VO are simply deleted. The question is why this is done ... I personally see two answers:
      1. The moderators themselves are those of gee-gee-giggling and protect (cover?) Their own kind. And here only the site management can solve the problem, taking into account that on the site there are readers of a much higher level of self-awareness besides the gee-gee-gickers and they really want to continue to value this site and in particular the two most scandalous sections Arguments and Opinions (by the way I personally do not see a difference between them - there and there are opinions of different people).
      2. This is an administration policy. Site activity, i.e. The activity of updating content, which is important for attracting search engines, is most easily heated through conflict. It is good if this is a conflict of opinions of people at about the same level of understanding of a particular problem and situation - such disputes are always very pleasant to read and participate in. But this is difficult and the site may fall into an unattractive academicity. It is much easier to heat up (or even create) a conflict of “crap” level. Otherwise, throw "r ... o on the fan". The proposed “How you don’t need to fight with Russians” just reminds that shovel ... of the “product” to the fan .. And it started .. And every post in the comments is essentially fresh content - that’s what the administration needs. This is a classic website promotion ..
      As for the HE as a whole, by and large there are only two sections that can be appreciated: Armament and History. Well, the news is still, but the news is a passing thing.
      1. +3
        27 August 2017 00: 48
        Add more. Such a “classic website promotion” only leads to a debilitation of the population. Soon we ourselves will not be any different from those ridiculed in the article above. Sorry IN, of course.
        Somehow there was an article like “How to make VO better”, it was like that, and there were quite a lot of suggestions from readers sensible and sensible in the comments about the site’s content and design, sections and much more. But since then, nothing has changed much, as low-grade articles were driven, they continue. Although, maybe for someone such a level of reading is a decent style.
  32. +1
    22 August 2017 01: 03
    Quote: Catherine II

    with the current mass heroism is not worth the wait. The coach is different, the coaching staff is not the same. There is no motivation. And the country is not the winner.
    Not worth it so categorically. There are plenty of examples of your wrongness to this day. And by team and by headquarters (coaching) and by coach and motivation. And the country is still the same ... The borders are different, but the country is the same.
  33. +2
    22 August 2017 07: 44
    Quote: aws4
    another storyteller

    but in war, as in war. It’s very easy to get into a steep sweep from a cleaner. Especially in the Donbass, where there are no "Ukrainian villages": continuous mining villages and cities. All the stupid things on Earth are done with smart facial expressions.
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  35. +1
    23 August 2017 13: 50
    Quote: pp to Oparyshev
    Well, you won’t have to fight with the CMP right away, the migrants and Islamists hit the country first, then the tribales with Bendery and the Sino-Korean masses go. And only after they will be cleared by the KMP men (It’s not clear who they are).

    Balts, Bandera, Psheks - this is just not very relevant - one missile is one target, in the sense of one country minus.
  36. +2
    23 August 2017 20: 41
    In about the same way, we bawled before the Russian-Japanese: macaque-s, fi. Then they raked, went along the coat, the haircuts returned.
  37. 0
    24 August 2017 17: 07
    Just a cranberry master. Kiselev nervously smokes on the sidelines.
    1. +1
      28 August 2017 18: 25
      I, Kiselev Vladimir Anatolyevich, laugh. I saw with my own eyes how the “Brave US ARMI Warriors” put on their pants, all five, when in 2006 we were scooped up by spirits on the way to Taragundi. They released me like Shuravi Bacha, even drove me to the Turkmen border post. So, “Spirits”, and Dean knew Russian, said that all Americans get together when they get to them, they think that they should not be “haramed”. So fantasy has a new foundation. And there is no shit to protect, in Kosovo they also saw this shit.
  38. +2
    25 August 2017 10: 24
    class! neighing the whole family!
  39. +1
    25 August 2017 22: 18
    it’s high time to introduce a new section for senility and sick fantasies and post similar nonsense of an inflamed brain there ... it’s not even such a wild popular has any relation to humor
  40. +1
    25 August 2017 22: 34
    here you can’t even laugh at the author - this is a clinic they don’t laugh at patients
  41. 0
    28 August 2017 17: 17
    Quote from AUL
    Poor attempts at humor. Moreover, very stale - had the good fortune to read about two months ago. Admins, why so omnivorous?

    If there is nothing worthwhile, this humor can be
  42. +1
    29 August 2017 09: 53
    Class! Rjunimagu!
  43. +1
    29 August 2017 10: 20
    I don’t understand such a humor. The enemy in organizing military operations is an equal. In number - superior. On technical equipment - not inferior, in some ways superior (recently leveled). Financing - many times more affluent. According to the mood - arrogant, self-confident, that is, ready for an attack of 100 percent. An idiotic giggle is out of place here. It is not necessary to Protect and conquer much to die for the Motherland of the mind - the task is very difficult.
  44. +1
    29 August 2017 13: 28
    Ah ha ha ha ......
  45. +2
    16 February 2018 00: 11
    Quote: stock buildbat
    Pump the rollers on the tank with a hand pump - STEP !!! laughing I have not heard such jokes.


    As a tanker I responsibly declare: it is possible to carry a transmission with buckets, as well as clean the clearance to a shine. But all in the first year of service. And as I learned materiel - you are already chasing other “job seekers” behind the muzzle. An army without this is not an army at all, you’ll die from a routine. drinks

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