Results of the week. Yes, this is not Rio de Janeiro! ..
What uranium came American intelligence In the week, two of the world's most astute intelligence agencies, the American and the Israeli, came together in an unexpected battle. American intelligence, breaking all genre stereotypes, said that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, it turns out, did not even think about developing nuclear weapons. And such a statement appeared after the American ships had already aimed their sizzling Tomahawks at Iran’s nuclear facilities and after an inconceivable number of different kinds of sanctions were taken against Iran. The unexpected news made the world think. Why did such information not appear in the press before? Perhaps, all this time, the valiant American intelligence officers were either on a long Christmas holiday (and all the intelligence agencies at once), or simply could not distinguish between enriched uranium and under-enriched ... The most emotional wave of statements that came from American intelligence, caused Israel. The head of the Israeli intelligence service, Mr. Kokhavi (the main expert in Israel on Iranian nuclear weapons), said that he was ready to give the dispute about whether Tehran was preparing a nuclear bomb or not. Aviv Kochavi said that Iran has this uranium - atomic charge on 4, and where only, they say, did these American intelligence officers look? ..
Of course, Prime Minister Nitanyahu had to somewhat smooth out the ardent words of his chief intelligence officer and say that he certainly doesn’t doubt the competence of the American special services, but it would be worthwhile to search for enriched uranium in other places ... Translating Nitanyahu words to more understandable for each of us language, he said something like: “Why the hell did, excuse me, then it was necessary to brew this Iranian porridge, if now it suddenly turned out that Iran had only a peaceful atom, which Ahmadinejad repeated about a thousand times!” Nitanyahu’s message understood and in Washington, DC, and is now preparing a personal meeting the Israeli prime minister and the American president, where, no doubt, someone's intelligence will be recommended to undergo retraining course.
Iran to bring Tartus
In the meantime, the main "friends" of Iran are trying to resolve the friendly dispute that has arisen, Iran has already entered its ships in the Syrian port of Tartus. For the official purpose of such a visit, things are vague, but unofficially everything is extremely clear. This is not some kind of "Flotilla Freedom ”, which Israel perceived as a clear and deadly threat. These are direct attempts to show that for every cunning "orange good" there is always its own "axis of evil" with a screw. Obviously, the excessively democratized Syrian opposition showed a certain allergy to the presence of the ships of the Iranian Navy in Tartus. They turned their heads questioningly, crowned with green bandages and black masks towards the West, but he scratches his head and thinks that some kind of too thorny revolution this time turns out ...
Do not be angry Third Sun of the nation
While the North Koreans are trying to get used to the new symbol of the nation in the person of dear comrade Kim Jong-un, the South Koreans decided to show that they might not get used to it. For this, Seoul called for practicing in the military maneuvering of his long-time friends, who do not need bread - come on, maneuvers, Americans. On this from the Pentagon were the words of hot support. And what else, tell me, can you get from the Pentagon when it comes to demonstrating your iron muscles and true humanistic principles to representatives of the SCAANR ("The decaying Korean Anti-People's Anti-Democratic is not quite the Republic"). These insinuations from Seoul and Washington in Pyongyang did not silently stare and said that as soon as the enemy ships and airplanes begin to plow the sea and air spaces near the DPRK, Comrade Kim Jong-un calls the nation to, Holy War. But Seoul and Washington should be reminded that the Sun of the Korean nation has such a small thing as a nuclear weapon, and this weapon flies so that even the North Korean military engineers themselves cannot predict the trajectory of the movement. Therefore, maneuvers, maneuvers, and how Kim the Third might be angry, nobody knows in the world yet. Apparently, the Americans with the South Koreans and decided to check it out. Oh, how does he grin? ..
Another spam from "Friends of Syria"
Of course, the hope for all “progressive” humanity remained in connection with the meeting of the “Friends of Syria”, which was held in Tunisia. The “friends” gathered under the leadership of Kofi Annan himself, but, truth, without those for whom this meeting, by definition, should have been held, namely, without the Syrians. Many expected that the “friends” would make some kind of breakthrough in the Syrian issue, but unexpectedly, several hundreds of Tunisians made a breakthrough for the audience, shouting about the horror, words of support to President Assad and foul language against the inimitable Hillary Clinton and others present at the “noble” bunch of As a result, the “friends” again did not get anything sensible, with the exception of the next words of the deepest condemnation of the Assad regime, which were put on paper. Inhospitable Tunisia, apparently, did not like it, and now it was decided to hold a new gathering, perhaps already in the territory of “friendly” Turkey. Recall that neither Moscow nor Beijing decided to add to the "friends", considering possible invitations as nothing but spam ...
Furious Saakashvili
This week, the valiant Caucasian Generalissimo Saakashvili decided to go on a new attack. This time, Georgia accused Russia of allegedly dropping the case on the investigation of crimes against humanity committed by the Russian military on the territory of South Ossetia and Georgia in 2008. That is, Saakashvili himself, with his faithful squires, did not commit any crimes against humanity in the same 2008, in his deep conviction, but the “bloodthirsty” Russians literally fascized in his native land. The Russian SC responded to such accusations by official Tbilisi that if the crimes were committed, it was far from being Russian troops. At the same time, Mr. Saakashvili was recommended to watch the film - an independent investigation of the 8.8.8 events, filmed by French documentalists. This film contains very interesting shots for the judges of the international tribunal in The Hague about the activities of Georgian soldiers on the streets of the destroyed Tskhinval. But, apparently, Mikhail Saakashvili prefers to watch films exclusively at Hollywood film studios, and the adventures of Batman and Spiderman clearly haunt the Georgian president. Perhaps somewhere in the closet of Mikhail Nikolozovich there is even a suit of one of these heroes hanging next to a slightly chewed tie ...
At the same time, the demolition of the memorial to Georgians who died during the Great Patriotic War continues in the administrative center of Adjara - the city of Batumi. It turns out that the monument prevents the local authorities from laying the cable car. Here is the opportunity - the road in the most incomprehensible way should pass exactly through the point where the stela stands. Strikingly verified calculations of local architects, you will not say anything. Did the Georgian president help them with his pencil to plot the route of the Batumi “cable car”? story can be written with his hand. It is a pity that in Tbilisi they still will not start the construction of a cable car that would pass right through Mr. Saakashvili’s bedroom, where such “great” thoughts come to his mind.
Squeak of Estonian detective
The subversive activities of the Russian special services were scattered to pieces by Estonian law enforcement officers. The Minister of the Interior of the Republic of Estonia, by the name of Vaher, announced that his department had succeeded in cutting off the tentacles of the Russian FSB's octopus, for which the local security officer had worked with his wife. It is possible that the captured Russian spies tried to find out in Estonia the secret of making Estonian sprat or Estonian sausage cheese that did not meet the standards of Gennady Onishchenko. Mr Vaher said that the interest of the Russian agents grew noticeably after Estonia became part of NATO and the European Union. Judging by the words of the minister, the streets of Tallinn are now literally prowling crowds of Russian provocateurs and trying to put a spoke in the wheels of Estonian independence. Russian radio operators trick out a Morzian in secret Tallinn basements, and this knock spreads throughout the country, frightening Latvians as well. Vaher said that there would be no mercy on the part of Estonian justice to the traitors. Even Mr. Vaher, apparently, wanted to use the expression “we will soak in the toilet”, but then he remembered that somewhere he had already heard this statement, and in Estonian it looks not as impressive as non-state Russian. Well, what can I say, the glorious Estland counterintelligence is not asleep, finding for themselves a new and new work. There is no work - so they will invent it, along with the trail of Moscow and the FSB itself. And then it turns out that they get their wages for nothing ...
Rogozin, cancer and pike
The combination of "23 trillion to 2020 of the year" in Russia has already become a stable idiom. That’s how much the Russian budget is ready to lose weight for the implementation of plans to modernize the national armed forces. Now Deputy Prime Minister Rogozin, called upon to supervise issues related to the military-industrial complex, himself promised to take on the gills of those who are used to live-live and for good on rollbacks. It has already been announced that lately kickbacks could reach up to one fifth of the total amount allocated for reforming the army. Now Dmitry Rogozin, who has received a carte blanche from Putin, is apparently looking for tools that will allow him to seek out and grab at the very gills of corrupt officials. It should be noted here that the goal is certainly good, but is there enough strength from Rogozin himself to move this bulky cart from the spot. After all, so to say, for balancing and balancing, the same “haulers” to Rogozin can easily harness their crayfish and pike. And then there will be a completely different calico. And, as usual, it remains for us to hope that the Rogozinsky crush will be enough for five crayfish and a good dozen of pikes that are trying to turn back, with the ends - into the water.
Glory to the Afghan scavengers!
Glory to the Afghan scavengers - the most attentive scavengers on the planet! It was they who, raking up a heap of ashes, came across burnt booklets. Fortunately, in Afghanistan, every garbage man can read, and one of these guardians of cleanliness found on the burnt pages the lines of the Koran. One can imagine how, by shaking the leaflets found, this garbage man ran around the whole district and announced that these unfaithful Americans had once again decided to outrage the Afghan believers. The Americans, naturally, panicked. They began to justify themselves and say that these were supposedly books that had been confiscated from prisoners so that they would not correspond with each other on their pages. They say that someone struck a match inadvertently ... well, and the books, you know, burn quickly — they did not have time to blink an eye. But such a tirade from the American English translators either translated badly, or something else, but in the end the Afghans became indignant and began to destroy everything they met on the way. Neither shots in the air, nor in the shots at the Americans, nor the response shots of the Americans, nor shots at each other helped ... And then, you know, in the city of Talokan, the German contingent was also caught by the arm ... So these Afghans parted that grieve! The Bundeswehr even had to give an order to cover the base in Talokan ... away from sin. The Norwegians also got it, who in general had never heard of arson of the holy Muslim books, but so there, in Afghanistan, makes out what the Norwegian differs from the American. In general, the American demobling chord went according to a clearly unplanned scenario.
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