Battle baptism "Almaty" in the Donbass

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The Center for Informational Support of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, citing the Ukrainian volunteers' media group, Euroukrop, reports a breakdown of the cease-fire regime in the Donbas. An informed source close to Dmytro Tymchuk and Zoryan Shkiryak shares information about how the Ukrainian Armed Forces tried to restore the territorial integrity of Ukraine before the platoon in full agreement with the Minsk agreements.

According to operational data, the command of the Armed Forces of Ukraine before the platoon was tasked with the complete encirclement of Novoazovsk with the subsequent exit to the rear of the LDNR forces near Donetsk and Gorlovka and taking control of the entire border with the Russian Federation. Without taking prisoners on foot along the march and moving deeper and deeper, the Ukrainian detachment of volunteers of the 7th mobilization wave collided with the enemy tanks T-14 “Armata”, supported by fire from the nearest forest belt with double-barreled modifications of self-propelled howitzers “Coalition”.

One of the fighters of the Ukrainian army was able to capture the Armat tank advance in the direction of Novoazovsk-Mariupol-Kolomyia to the cell phone, but failed to transfer it to headquarters, as the battery was discharged from the Borisoglebsk-2 e-commerce system. Events were recorded in his words, which, as the words of a direct participant in the events, would be strange not to believe.

Battle baptism "Almaty" in the Donbass


The Ukrainian Armed Forces managed to stop several leading Armats, indicating that Kolomyia was on the other side. The rest, who do not understand the Ukrainian language, still managed to break through (even through the redoubt of the blockade of Semen Semenchenko) under the cover of the submarines of the 955 "Borey" project on the part of Sivash.

Further, the text of an eyewitness of the drama, unfortunately, ends, without giving all the full information about what is happening. We will focus on the latest reports from the Tsenzor.Net website to find out whether Ukrainian soldiers had enough 5.45 caliber cartridges due to problems in Balakliya in order to stop T-14 on Mariupol embankment and suppress the activity of atomic submarines in the Sivashsky water area.

"Military Review" congratulates its readers on April Fool's Day (April 1).
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  1. +60
    April 1 2017 14: 09
    laughing Whether there will still be ... a photo-fact of the Russian attack on Ukraine.
    1. +35
      April 1 2017 14: 28
      "Military Review" congratulates its readers on April Fool's Day (April 1).

      Faster tomorrow! negative
      1. +25
        April 1 2017 14: 39
        Quote: СРЦ П-15
        Faster tomorrow!

        What if groundhog day?
        feel
        1. +7
          April 1 2017 15: 25
          Quote: stalkerwalker
          Quote: СРЦ П-15
          Faster tomorrow!

          What if groundhog day?
          feel


          No need, we have enough fun ...
          1. +30
            April 1 2017 15: 39
            Faster tomorrow!

            What if groundhog day?

            No need, we have enough fun ...


            lol
            1. 0
              April 5 2017 06: 31
              She is an infection in the dark yet glow
          2. +2
            April 1 2017 15: 40
            Quote: GeorgeSev85
            Whether there will still be ... a photo-fact of the Russian attack on Ukraine.


            Well, that is not the use of Yars or Sarmat missiles in the main ...

            1. +1
              April 2 2017 20: 24
              Sarmati machine-gun fire with tracer Yars!
              Directly from the barrel of "Almaty".
              lol
      2. AUL
        +3
        April 1 2017 16: 38
        Quite expectedly came the "news"! But twice a joke laugh only deb Ouch! Foolish people!]
      3. +5
        April 1 2017 18: 37
        The first of April rules? Doesn’t it seem to you, dear editors, that the search
        Quote: SRC P-15
        "Military Review" congratulates its readers on April Fool's Day (April 1).

        Faster tomorrow! negative
        1. +3
          April 2 2017 13: 00
          As for the search, it’s true, brothers, they’re not joking with this, it happens because of a joke that misunderstanding comes in trouble
      4. +3
        April 1 2017 18: 40
        And T50 was used, without takeoff, in the "foot" movement on highways?
    2. +33
      April 1 2017 14: 32
      Do you (the editors) think this is funny? Right now, I’ll help my neighbor close the window from the explosion and laugh together, bug-ha. Petrosyans frostbitten ((
      1. +5
        April 1 2017 19: 57
        And you download less on the Maidan and ask for anything from NATO in the NATO - and you will not need to close the windows from the explosions ...
        1. +3
          April 1 2017 20: 32
          Something you wrote wrong ...
        2. +4
          April 2 2017 13: 01
          Those who rode on the Maidan from the explosions of the window will not close, just the opposite, those who were against this Maidan will close
        3. +2
          April 2 2017 15: 59
          fool As I understand it, you farted your brain, not understanding the situation. negative
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    4. +4
      April 1 2017 17: 14
      the main thing is that our sworn partners and the “brothers” from Kryzhopil and Ternopil would not have reprinted this “information”, as it was quite! Moderator! Your whole back is white!
      1. 0
        April 2 2017 10: 41
        Lord, they retype and misinterpret everything. Well now, do not write anything, do not communicate?
    5. +3
      April 2 2017 04: 22
      In Ukraine, every day is the first of April laughing Apparently, they have a groundhog day on April 1.04.2014, XNUMX laughing
    6. 0
      April 2 2017 21: 19
      A PAMPERS HERE WAS
  2. +5
    April 1 2017 14: 11
    With fear and ZAZ-968M "Armata" seem tongue
  3. The comment was deleted.
    1. +17
      April 1 2017 14: 25
      Quote: Glory to Russia
      Yes, the jokes are the same. Petrosyan taught, not otherwise!

      Not only bulk, but on the backing of the Maltese stood. Yes
    2. +5
      April 1 2017 14: 48
      fool
      Quote: Glory to Russia
      Yes, the jokes are the same. Petrosyan taught, not otherwise!

      They have their own “Rabbits”. Faster than rabbits, only idiots breed ”.
      1. +4
        April 1 2017 15: 09
        And Vovans everywhere seem to bulk up, afraid that they will fall upon him with the whole crowd, probably
        1. +15
          April 1 2017 15: 41
          Quote: Maksus
          And Vovans everywhere seem to bulk up, afraid that they will fall upon him with the whole crowd, probably

          Class Maxim. good By the way, my name is Vladimir. hi Firstly, Maxim, I am of normal orientation and I love my wife Yes By the way, bulk, she also loves his wife, probably, so she won’t lean on. And if she wants to, it’s his misfortune, the doctors will get more work for you. hi By the way, I am not a supporter of fisticuffs, in a word you can prick and hurt more gently. hiPy Sy Yes, relax dear Colleagues even today, there will be enough politics and other negative things for our age. drinks
    3. +3
      April 1 2017 18: 31
      Glory to Russia Yes, the jokes are the same. Petrosyan taught, not otherwise

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      2. +1
        April 2 2017 10: 46
        Horror. This pensioner would have gone to his country house and left the television alone.
  4. +11
    April 1 2017 14: 11
    But they didn’t all, I hope, burned the armats ... Although there’s a little left? They would still be useful for us with NATO ... What to do, well, why did the new tanks send against the most powerful army of Europe ... Everything was gone ... recourse
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    2. +2
      April 2 2017 02: 05
      And the horse is gone, and the saber is broken, we would only stand the night and hold out the day
  5. +3
    April 1 2017 14: 14
    Urgently report to the CIA, the most detailed report by Dale Grybauskaite. Stolberg do not forget!
  6. +8
    April 1 2017 14: 15
    Ahahaha! Ahahahaha! Afigeeet! Ahahah! Annealed! Hahhhaaaahah!
    no not funny
    1. 0
      April 2 2017 10: 48
      Horror. Ayratelinsion himself was not pleased with the inimitable. The trouble is sadness.
  7. +13
    April 1 2017 14: 15
    it would be better to joke about the fact that all liberalists in Russia died from an unknown virus
    1. +3
      April 1 2017 16: 14
      Quote: Tolstoevsky
      it would be better to joke about the fact that all liberalists in Russia died from an unknown virus

      ---------------------------------
      Or that Hasselblad was stolen from Medvedev.
    2. +2
      April 1 2017 16: 15
      These are like cockroaches, not a single infection will take.
  8. +8
    April 1 2017 14: 17
    I hope it was a “test of the pen”, and tomorrow the shock armored group will not bother with skirmishes with Bandera and will sweep the weak screeners until the English Channel.
    By this time, the MTR detachment under the guise of African migrants will establish control of the underwater tunnel and the advanced tank detachment from one gas station and without slowing down the pace of attack will occupy key positions in the center of London. Here then our lovely English queen will unconditionally sit at the negotiating table to conclude with these dashing Russian "Deal" as Trump likes to say dirty.
    And I propose to appoint Abramovich as the first military commandant of the city of London. soldier
  9. +6
    April 1 2017 14: 20
    And to whom did it come to mind to build?
    I understand the first of April, etc., but still ...
    1. +1
      April 2 2017 10: 50
      And how much can you sprinkle ashes on your head and swear by all that you can that we are not going to attack anyone? Anyway, no one believes.
    2. 0
      April 2 2017 10: 50
      And how much can you sprinkle ashes on your head and swear by all that you can that we are not going to attack anyone? Anyway, no one believes.
  10. +7
    April 1 2017 14: 21
    Well it wasn’t a joke. By the way, it’s time for the militia to find 30 T-14s in the bushes, blown away from the Russian landfill!
  11. +7
    April 1 2017 14: 27
    The jokes are flat.
    1. +8
      April 1 2017 14: 38
      Quote: jetfors_84
      The jokes are flat.

      This is a joke for us, but in Ukraine they take it seriously. request
    2. 0
      April 2 2017 10: 52
      It depends on how you use it. If you stand - so completely!
  12. +2
    April 1 2017 14: 28
    "Military Review" congratulates its readers on April Fool's Day (April 1).
    The idea for the articles on April 1st was a good one. But this line is superfluous. Bold and more creative, please, respected editors hi That would have laughed in the evening wink
  13. 0
    April 1 2017 14: 29
    Yes, the armatures for the lion-1 are for one tooth only, if the skakuasy even knock down calibers over kiev
  14. 0
    April 1 2017 14: 33
    One of the fighters of the Ukrainian army managed to capture the Armat tank breakthrough in the direction of Novoazovsk-Mariupol-Kolomyia on a telephone camera, but failed to transfer it to headquarters

    For the glitches of the cracked cyborgs by radio can not be transmitted.
    Well, again from April 1st. I hope that tomorrow these jokes for Ukrainian patriots will end.
  15. 0
    April 1 2017 14: 34
    Can you imagine what else seemed, and if the truth is ARMATORY? let them think.
  16. +2
    April 1 2017 14: 36
    But tomorrow UkrSMI will report about it, referring to the Military Review. Then it’s really funny
    1. 0
      April 2 2017 10: 54
      Are you in doubt In vain.
  17. +3
    April 1 2017 14: 37
    What other joke of humor to expect today? Could it be that the destroyer Leader was laid at the North Shipyard? Or a cruiser? Atomic! Two! And this is only before dinner! wassat
    1. +1
      April 1 2017 19: 35
      Quote: Wiruz
      What other joke of humor to expect today? Maybe about

      that Nedimon, as head of government, according to the Constitution, took control of the country, after renouncing the presidency of V. Putin?
    2. +1
      April 2 2017 10: 57
      Rather, that China is building two nuclear-powered aircraft carriers free of charge for Russia on the condition that the technologies for their construction are fully transferred (they probably saw films shot on the basis of American comics - these are some).
  18. +1
    April 1 2017 14: 38
    send this article as evidence to the us state department should work laughing
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  20. +7
    April 1 2017 14: 46
    All from April 1. But it’s not funny at all, tomorrow stratcom will throw horror stories all over Europe
    1. 0
      April 2 2017 11: 00
      Maybe it’s time for all of us to cover ourselves with a sheet and slowly crawl into the cemetery? AND? Happy holiday to you
  21. +3
    April 1 2017 14: 48
    Not ... Already not rolling. The news with "Vasilieva" is much more interesting and "amuses" much more ...
  22. +3
    April 1 2017 15: 11
    The jokes are subtle! ... Petrosyan pale with envy nervously smokes aside .... wassat
    1. 0
      April 2 2017 11: 04
      This Petrosyan was given to you. Together with Zhvanetsky. They signed up for a long time, joked. They have to retire. Both of them.
      But the joke is not bad. You shouldn’t be so
  23. 0
    April 1 2017 15: 12
    About 40 years ago, on April 1, it was possible to laugh and joke, because in the WORLD it was relatively calm. But this hour when the WORLD is full of foci of violence and blood is pouring, I don’t feel like laughing and joking.
  24. 0
    April 1 2017 15: 13
    laughing As I understand it in the picture, from the words Ukrainian warrior?
  25. 0
    April 1 2017 15: 14
    North Shipyard destroyer Leader laid?

    Yeah, they did. At interest. laughing
  26. 0
    April 1 2017 15: 18
    Troll of lads and not lads. Combat LAUGHTER in action.!
  27. 0
    April 1 2017 15: 34
    Now Ukrainian and Western media will roll this article for themselves, having removed the last line, and will again begin to yell about "Russian aggression." lol
    1. 0
      April 3 2017 01: 33
      But what about! The funny thing is that they no longer have to torture this nonsense themselves. Only.
  28. +4
    April 1 2017 15: 36
    Not funny! In the Donbass, Russians kill Russians, it is not clear when and how this war will end. Is this a reason for such a "smart" news?
  29. +1
    April 1 2017 15: 44
    Intensive fire resistance, according to a source in the Ukrainian Ministry of Defense, was also exerted by the space cruiser of the Russian Aerospace Forces Pavel Grachev, located in low-earth orbit, who landed about thirty combat tripods into the combat area shortly before the incident.
  30. 0
    April 1 2017 15: 56
    But the underwater-descent-armored camel drills were not noticed ?? =)
  31. +1
    April 1 2017 15: 57
    "In connection with the mass attack, Armat Poroshenko signed an act of unconditional surrender and on his knees asked Russia to accept Ukraine as an autonomous republic of the Russian Federation." - Hour From hour to no easier. We have to accept ... What a holiday they bring.
  32. +2
    April 1 2017 16: 08
    We are not laughing!
  33. +4
    April 1 2017 16: 08
    from these type of jokes already sick nonsense
  34. +1
    April 1 2017 16: 16
    Quote: Thunderbolt
    And I propose to appoint Abramovich as the first military commandant of the city of London.

    --------------------------------------
    It is valid that London muslims go under the Jew? hi
  35. +1
    April 1 2017 16: 20
    Cool! And I almost believed ... But every joke has a fraction of a joke. I would like to see the size of the eyes of the warrior warriors, who suddenly saw Armata paired with the Coalition.
    Quote: 0255
    Not funny! In the Donbass, Russians kill Russians, it is not clear when and how this war will end. Is this a reason for such a "smart" news?

    You tell the “Russians” on the other hand that they are Russians. At least they won’t understand you. And most likely they will swear, in Russian.
    1. 0
      April 1 2017 18: 41
      Quote: Cap.Nemo58rus
      You tell the “Russians” on the other hand that they are Russians. At least they won’t understand you. And most likely they will swear, in Russian.

      That's the trouble. Nothing to laugh sad Although those Ukrainian citizens who consider themselves Russian go to the APU
  36. 0
    April 1 2017 16: 28
    laughing laughing again we attacked shepherds laughing so that their fat and moonshine taken away))))
  37. 0
    April 1 2017 16: 31
    Syrian T-999 tanks broke into the Israeli capital, telaviv crushing everything in its path hee hee; finally, the Syrian anti-aircraft gunners shot down 5 Israeli f16 on April 1 they were allowed to do this Shoigu hi ha ha very funny
  38. +1
    April 1 2017 16: 44
    Already not funny!
  39. +4
    April 1 2017 17: 13
    Quote: Wiruz
    What other joke of humor to expect today? Could it be that the destroyer Leader was laid at the North Shipyard? Or a cruiser? Atomic! Two! And this is only before dinner! wassat


    They would have laid three, if they had ...
    1. +1
      April 3 2017 01: 44
      Quote: japs
      Quote: Wiruz
      What other joke of humor to expect today? Could it be that the destroyer Leader was laid at the North Shipyard? Or a cruiser? Atomic! Two! And this is only before dinner! wassat

      They would have laid three, if they had ...

      Yeah .. pawnshop find only suitable ...
  40. +2
    April 1 2017 17: 17
    Something got these April 1 fakes. What is the point of messing up a serious resource with consecutive nonsense. An article for the sake of an article?
    1. +1
      April 3 2017 01: 36
      Never joke. Do not. And then everyone will consider you a frivolous person.
  41. 0
    April 1 2017 17: 18
    And I bought ... :)
    I realized that something was wrong only after that "... as the AFU tried to restore Ukraine’s territorial integrity by forces", and climbed into the calendar, and there ... the first of April! Well, OK :)))
  42. 0
    April 1 2017 17: 19
    Bullshit in the sauce on April 1. We will laugh, but some will say that this is a fact.
    Today I prefer to be super incredulous
  43. +1
    April 1 2017 18: 03
    It seems like busting with jokes .......
  44. 0
    April 1 2017 18: 39
    And T50 was used, without takeoff, in the "foot" movement on highways?
  45. +1
    April 1 2017 18: 43
    I look at VO for some people with Chew. Well, you don’t understand the jokes, you don’t have to blame Petrosyan.
  46. +1
    April 1 2017 18: 52
    I somehow understood that with the "Day of Laughter." In the buzzword “conglomeration”, from “Novoazovsk to Gorlovka” not every “AC of UKRAINE” (I don’t quote the first 5 beeches) will have time to fly to “SU”. A "downed pilot" from summer residents with choppers, who will help out? Or do not have time, or will not be in a hurry. The long-suffering world community will receive a "McCain-Biden-Bush clone" in the Ukrainian version. Can you imagine this cocktail?
  47. 0
    April 1 2017 19: 10
    And there it was not Putin accidentally sitting at the leverage! D * b * l * b * i * b!
  48. +1
    April 1 2017 19: 24
    Waiting for the Day of the Roadman. All Happy Fool's Day.
  49. 0
    April 1 2017 19: 25
    For me, such humor is below the plinth! Like yo kids!
  50. 0
    April 1 2017 19: 37
    Editorial Board VO, the measure must be known even on April 1.
  51. +2
    April 1 2017 20: 11
    Usropchiki have already knocked out 3 armata they write!!!!! lol soon the T-50 will be caught in a net and studied laughing
  52. 0
    April 1 2017 20: 28
    The T14 tanks were manned exclusively by tankers from Buryatia.
  53. +2
    April 1 2017 20: 52
    The Ukrainians have long been reporting about hundreds of armatures knocked out from an automatic weapon, and in all seriousness. And about the dead phone too
  54. 0
    April 1 2017 21: 34
    It would be better if they made the minuses and pluses on the site again, instead of running this butor all day! negative
  55. +1
    April 1 2017 21: 34
    WHAT ABOUT the insurmountable highest wall of the egg sniffer?? Which a rare plane can fly over....
  56. +1
    April 1 2017 21: 48
    I am writing at the end of this day so that my post will not be mistaken for an April Fool's joke. Here nature itself has staged an April Fool's joke - you look at the calendar, and there is the beginning of April, you go outside, and there is minus 10 during the day and snowfall like in December
  57. 0
    April 1 2017 22: 11
    Until the strategic supply of hedgehog has dried up, and the strings on the balalaika have not broken, Russian tanks will advance on Kryzhopol from the direction of Zhmerinka.
  58. +2
    April 1 2017 22: 26
    Quote: GeorgeSev85
    laughing Whether there will still be ... a photo-fact of the Russian attack on Ukraine.

    Military reviews are increasingly looking like yellow press.... Sad... What is the article about.... Yes, nothing!!!! am
  59. 0
    April 1 2017 23: 00
    Guys, what was that? for the article what is it about. I read it twice about the valiant army and didn’t understand anything. Is it really possible that the heightened brain of a sick person can go so far? They urgently need to see a psychiatrist.
  60. 0
    April 1 2017 23: 02
    What I liked most was “the platoon commander was given a task”
  61. 0
    April 1 2017 23: 10
    They didn’t have time to dig anti-tank trenches and fill the tanks with expired lard, and they didn’t have time to charge their mobile phones, and they didn’t have time to finish smoking their joints, but they still saw a wonderful miracle.
  62. +1
    April 1 2017 23: 16
    Wouldn’t it be great? It would be a joke and at the same time it would be April Fool’s Day.
  63. 0
    April 1 2017 23: 50
    Happy April, 1... laughing
  64. 0
    April 2 2017 00: 32
    The editors have problems with creative 1/04.....well, except for the article about Navalny. IMHO......
  65. +1
    April 2 2017 04: 55
    Quote: GeorgeSev85
    laughing Whether there will still be ... a photo-fact of the Russian attack on Ukraine.

    This is the lead imperial cruiser of the emperor =)
  66. 0
    April 2 2017 07: 03
    The Ukrainian journalist wrote his epic saga using all his knowledge of Russian military technology. Apparently he watches the Victory Parade regularly.
  67. 0
    April 2 2017 09: 15
    laughing Almaty is advancing
  68. 0
    April 2 2017 09: 49
    Not funny. Trite and stupid.
  69. 0
    April 2 2017 09: 51
    Nonsense, but I want the truth. These tanks have not yet entered service with the troops, only for exhibitions.
    1. 0
      April 3 2017 01: 47
      Exactly? Almost a year ago, in mid-April, according to official information, 100 pieces were ordered for testing in the army, in the field. Where does such confidence come from that they are not in the army to this day?
  70. 0
    April 2 2017 10: 09
    Quote: Richard. Iskander
    Not funny. Trite and stupid.

    What’s funny, “Look, your whole back is white”?
  71. 0
    April 2 2017 10: 29
    Why was this garbage post even posted here??? ... WHY
  72. 0
    April 2 2017 13: 22
    Saakashvili is persecuting Poroshenko! The bear is hiding behind Petka.
    Bear: Good Bay America ooooo!
  73. 0
    April 2 2017 13: 27
    The bear is hiding behind Petka!
    Bear: Good Bay America oy.
    There will be no mercy for me.
    Goodbye forever my favorite tranny..
    Lalalalalalaa....
  74. 0
    April 2 2017 15: 44
    Be careful with such jokes, otherwise we will soon see reports in all sorts of Ukrainian and Western media that the T-14 is fighting in full force in the Donbass and that it has already been cut down in the amount of 100500 units by the most powerful European army with the help of sapper blades laughing
  75. 0
    April 2 2017 23: 38

    Here he is - an eyewitness to the drama!
  76. 0
    April 3 2017 09: 50
    Information garbage
  77. 0
    April 3 2017 12: 58
    I also need to insert a photo from the movie "Pacific Rim".... Russian threat from the Azov or Black Sea
  78. 0
    April 5 2017 08: 08
    Not the whole truth! Where was the fifth anti-hoof division of the Yakuts? Exactly. IN AMBUSH. laughing
  79. 0
    April 5 2017 21: 53
    Now, if they hadn’t written on April 1st. Of course, I would think that this is nonsense, but when you read it on April 5 and on such a good site, you can believe it.
  80. 0
    10 July 2017 19: 34
    SLAVS PEACE TO YOU. Stop it to God. Don’t leak each other. Better check out the new one - USSR and how to decipher that....Union of Slavic Modern Republics. or better yet Northern.....KS2000
  81. 0
    10 July 2017 19: 37
    HAAA..) ...)))) Paulus, I uuuzzznaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal.....don’t drift - I don’t give up my own...I drive a PT-76...I drive it well. drinks