Military Review

Battle baptism "Almaty" in the Donbass

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The Center for Informational Support of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, citing the Ukrainian volunteers' media group, Euroukrop, reports a breakdown of the cease-fire regime in the Donbas. An informed source close to Dmytro Tymchuk and Zoryan Shkiryak shares information about how the Ukrainian Armed Forces tried to restore the territorial integrity of Ukraine before the platoon in full agreement with the Minsk agreements.

According to operational data, the command of the Armed Forces of Ukraine before the platoon was tasked with the complete encirclement of Novoazovsk with the subsequent exit to the rear of the LDNR forces near Donetsk and Gorlovka and taking control of the entire border with the Russian Federation. Without taking prisoners on foot along the march and moving deeper and deeper, the Ukrainian detachment of volunteers of the 7th mobilization wave collided with the enemy tanks T-14 “Armata”, supported by fire from the nearest forest belt with double-barreled modifications of self-propelled howitzers “Coalition”.

One of the fighters of the Ukrainian army was able to capture the Armat tank advance in the direction of Novoazovsk-Mariupol-Kolomyia to the cell phone, but failed to transfer it to headquarters, as the battery was discharged from the Borisoglebsk-2 e-commerce system. Events were recorded in his words, which, as the words of a direct participant in the events, would be strange not to believe.

Battle baptism "Almaty" in the Donbass


The Ukrainian Armed Forces managed to stop several leading Armats, indicating that Kolomyia was on the other side. The rest, who do not understand the Ukrainian language, still managed to break through (even through the redoubt of the blockade of Semen Semenchenko) under the cover of the submarines of the 955 "Borey" project on the part of Sivash.

Further, the text of an eyewitness of the drama, unfortunately, ends, without giving all the full information about what is happening. We will focus on the latest reports from the Tsenzor.Net website to find out whether Ukrainian soldiers had enough 5.45 caliber cartridges due to problems in Balakliya in order to stop T-14 on Mariupol embankment and suppress the activity of atomic submarines in the Sivashsky water area.

"Military Review" congratulates its readers on April Fool's Day (April 1).
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  1. GeorgeSev85
    GeorgeSev85 April 1 2017 14: 09
    +60
    laughing Whether there will still be ... a photo-fact of the Russian attack on Ukraine.
    1. SRC P-15
      SRC P-15 April 1 2017 14: 28
      +35
      "Military Review" congratulates its readers on April Fool's Day (April 1).

      Faster tomorrow! negative
      1. stalkerwalker
        stalkerwalker April 1 2017 14: 39
        +25
        Quote: СРЦ П-15
        Faster tomorrow!

        What if groundhog day?
        repeat
        1. cniza
          cniza April 1 2017 15: 25
          +7
          Quote: stalkerwalker
          Quote: СРЦ П-15
          Faster tomorrow!

          What if groundhog day?
          repeat


          No need, we have enough fun ...
          1. Svarog51
            Svarog51 April 1 2017 15: 39
            +30
            Faster tomorrow!

            What if groundhog day?

            No need, we have enough fun ...


            lol
            1. PDM80
              PDM80 April 5 2017 06: 31
              0
              She is an infection in the dark yet glow
          2. bulvas
            bulvas April 1 2017 15: 40
            +2
            Quote: GeorgeSev85
            Whether there will still be ... a photo-fact of the Russian attack on Ukraine.


            Well, that is not the use of Yars or Sarmat missiles in the main ...

            1. Lycan
              Lycan April 2 2017 20: 24
              +1
              Sarmati machine-gun fire with tracer Yars!
              Directly from the barrel of "Almaty".
              lol
      2. AUL
        AUL April 1 2017 16: 38
        +3
        Quite expectedly came the "news"! But twice a joke laugh only deb Ouch! Foolish people!]
      3. 210ox
        210ox April 1 2017 18: 37
        +5
        The first of April rules? Doesn’t it seem to you, dear editors, that the search
        Quote: SRC P-15
        "Military Review" congratulates its readers on April Fool's Day (April 1).

        Faster tomorrow! negative
        1. Petya Pyatochkin
          Petya Pyatochkin April 2 2017 13: 00
          +3
          As for the search, it’s true, brothers, they’re not joking with this, it happens because of a joke that misunderstanding comes in trouble
      4. antivirus
        antivirus April 1 2017 18: 40
        +3
        And T50 was used, without takeoff, in the "foot" movement on highways?
    2. qwert789as
      qwert789as April 1 2017 14: 32
      +33
      Do you (the editors) think this is funny? Right now, I’ll help my neighbor close the window from the explosion and laugh together, bug-ha. Petrosyans frostbitten ((
      1. Albert1988
        Albert1988 April 1 2017 19: 57
        +5
        And you download less on the Maidan and ask for anything from NATO in the NATO - and you will not need to close the windows from the explosions ...
        1. romandostalo
          romandostalo April 1 2017 20: 32
          +3
          Something you wrote wrong ...
        2. Petya Pyatochkin
          Petya Pyatochkin April 2 2017 13: 01
          +4
          Those who rode on the Maidan from the explosions of the window will not close, just the opposite, those who were against this Maidan will close
        3. qwert789as
          qwert789as April 2 2017 15: 59
          +2
          fool As I understand it, you farted your brain, not understanding the situation. negative
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    4. Xnumx vis
      Xnumx vis April 1 2017 17: 14
      +4
      the main thing is that our sworn partners and the “brothers” from Kryzhopil and Ternopil would not have reprinted this “information”, as it was quite! Moderator! Your whole back is white!
      1. Grigory_78
        Grigory_78 April 2 2017 10: 41
        0
        Lord, they retype and misinterpret everything. Well now, do not write anything, do not communicate?
    5. 33 Watcher
      33 Watcher April 2 2017 04: 22
      +3
      In Ukraine, every day is the first of April laughing Apparently, they have a groundhog day on April 1.04.2014, XNUMX laughing
    6. maks-101
      maks-101 April 2 2017 21: 19
      0
      A PAMPERS HERE WAS
  2. uporov65
    uporov65 April 1 2017 14: 11
    +5
    With fear and ZAZ-968M "Armata" seem tongue
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    1. vovanpain
      vovanpain April 1 2017 14: 25
      +17
      Quote: Glory to Russia
      Yes, the jokes are the same. Petrosyan taught, not otherwise!

      Not only bulk, but on the backing of the Maltese stood. yes
    2. sgazeev
      sgazeev April 1 2017 14: 48
      +5
      fool
      Quote: Glory to Russia
      Yes, the jokes are the same. Petrosyan taught, not otherwise!

      They have their own “Rabbits”. Faster than rabbits, only idiots breed ”.
      1. Maksus
        Maksus April 1 2017 15: 09
        +4
        And Vovans everywhere seem to bulk up, afraid that they will fall upon him with the whole crowd, probably
        1. vovanpain
          vovanpain April 1 2017 15: 41
          +15
          Quote: Maksus
          And Vovans everywhere seem to bulk up, afraid that they will fall upon him with the whole crowd, probably

          Class Maxim. good By the way, my name is Vladimir. hi Firstly, Maxim, I am of normal orientation and I love my wife yes By the way, bulk, she also loves his wife, probably, so she won’t lean on. And if she wants to, it’s his misfortune, the doctors will get more work for you. hi By the way, I am not a supporter of fisticuffs, in a word you can prick and hurt more gently. hiPy Sy Yes, relax dear Colleagues even today, there will be enough politics and other negative things for our age. drinks
    3. cost
      cost April 1 2017 18: 31
      +3
      Glory to Russia Yes, the jokes are the same. Petrosyan taught, not otherwise

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      2. Grigory_78
        Grigory_78 April 2 2017 10: 46
        +1
        Horror. This pensioner would have gone to his country house and left the television alone.
  4. MPK105
    MPK105 April 1 2017 14: 11
    +11
    But they didn’t all, I hope, burned the armats ... Although there’s a little left? They would still be useful for us with NATO ... What to do, well, why did the new tanks send against the most powerful army of Europe ... Everything was gone ... recourse
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    2. cost
      cost April 2 2017 02: 05
      +2
      And the horse is gone, and the saber is broken, we would only stand the night and hold out the day
  5. andr327
    andr327 April 1 2017 14: 14
    +3
    Urgently report to the CIA, the most detailed report by Dale Grybauskaite. Stolberg do not forget!
  6. Ayratelinsion
    Ayratelinsion April 1 2017 14: 15
    +8
    Ahahaha! Ahahahaha! Afigeeet! Ahahah! Annealed! Hahhhaaaahah!
    no not funny
    1. Grigory_78
      Grigory_78 April 2 2017 10: 48
      0
      Horror. Ayratelinsion himself was not pleased with the inimitable. The trouble is sadness.
  7. Tolstoevsky
    Tolstoevsky April 1 2017 14: 15
    +13
    it would be better to joke about the fact that all liberalists in Russia died from an unknown virus
    1. Altona
      Altona April 1 2017 16: 14
      +3
      Quote: Tolstoevsky
      it would be better to joke about the fact that all liberalists in Russia died from an unknown virus

      ---------------------------------
      Or that Hasselblad was stolen from Medvedev.
    2. sancho
      sancho April 1 2017 16: 15
      +2
      These are like cockroaches, not a single infection will take.
  8. Thunderbolt
    Thunderbolt April 1 2017 14: 17
    +8
    I hope it was a “test of the pen”, and tomorrow the shock armored group will not bother with skirmishes with Bandera and will sweep the weak screeners until the English Channel.
    By this time, the MTR detachment under the guise of African migrants will establish control of the underwater tunnel and the advanced tank detachment from one gas station and without slowing down the pace of attack will occupy key positions in the center of London. Here then our lovely English queen will unconditionally sit at the negotiating table to conclude with these dashing Russian "Deal" as Trump likes to say dirty.
    And I propose to appoint Abramovich as the first military commandant of the city of London. soldier
  9. alex-cn
    alex-cn April 1 2017 14: 20
    +6
    And to whom did it come to mind to build?
    I understand the first of April, etc., but still ...
    1. Grigory_78
      Grigory_78 April 2 2017 10: 50
      +1
      And how much can you sprinkle ashes on your head and swear by all that you can that we are not going to attack anyone? Anyway, no one believes.
    2. Grigory_78
      Grigory_78 April 2 2017 10: 50
      0
      And how much can you sprinkle ashes on your head and swear by all that you can that we are not going to attack anyone? Anyway, no one believes.
  10. Slovak
    Slovak April 1 2017 14: 21
    +7
    Well it wasn’t a joke. By the way, it’s time for the militia to find 30 T-14s in the bushes, blown away from the Russian landfill!
  11. jetfors_84
    jetfors_84 April 1 2017 14: 27
    +7
    The jokes are flat.
    1. vovanpain
      vovanpain April 1 2017 14: 38
      +8
      Quote: jetfors_84
      The jokes are flat.

      This is a joke for us, but in Ukraine they take it seriously. request
    2. Grigory_78
      Grigory_78 April 2 2017 10: 52
      0
      It depends on how you use it. If you stand - so completely!
  12. Observer2014
    Observer2014 April 1 2017 14: 28
    +2
    "Military Review" congratulates its readers on April Fool's Day (April 1).
    The idea for the articles on April 1st was a good one. But this line is superfluous. Bold and more creative, please, respected editors hi That would have laughed in the evening wink
  13. izya top
    izya top April 1 2017 14: 29
    0
    Yes, the armatures for the lion-1 are for one tooth only, if the skakuasy even knock down calibers over kiev
  14. Berkut24
    Berkut24 April 1 2017 14: 33
    0
    One of the fighters of the Ukrainian army managed to capture the Armat tank breakthrough in the direction of Novoazovsk-Mariupol-Kolomyia on a telephone camera, but failed to transfer it to headquarters

    For the glitches of the cracked cyborgs by radio can not be transmitted.
    Well, again from April 1st. I hope that tomorrow these jokes for Ukrainian patriots will end.
  15. ArhipenkoAndrey
    ArhipenkoAndrey April 1 2017 14: 34
    0
    Can you imagine what else seemed, and if the truth is ARMATORY? let them think.
  16. Wiruz
    Wiruz April 1 2017 14: 36
    +2
    But tomorrow UkrSMI will report about it, referring to the Military Review. Then it’s really funny
    1. Grigory_78
      Grigory_78 April 2 2017 10: 54
      0
      Are you in doubt In vain.
  17. Wiruz
    Wiruz April 1 2017 14: 37
    +3
    What other joke of humor to expect today? Could it be that the destroyer Leader was laid at the North Shipyard? Or a cruiser? Atomic! Two! And this is only before dinner! wassat
    1. Karabin
      Karabin April 1 2017 19: 35
      +1
      Quote: Wiruz
      What other joke of humor to expect today? Maybe about

      that Nedimon, as head of government, according to the Constitution, took control of the country, after renouncing the presidency of V. Putin?
    2. Grigory_78
      Grigory_78 April 2 2017 10: 57
      +1
      Rather, that China is building two nuclear-powered aircraft carriers free of charge for Russia on the condition that the technologies for their construction are fully transferred (they probably saw films shot on the basis of American comics - these are some).
  18. free
    free April 1 2017 14: 38
    +1
    send this article as evidence to the us state department should work laughing
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  20. Pete mitchell
    Pete mitchell April 1 2017 14: 46
    +7
    All from April 1. But it’s not funny at all, tomorrow stratcom will throw horror stories all over Europe
    1. Grigory_78
      Grigory_78 April 2 2017 11: 00
      0
      Maybe it’s time for all of us to cover ourselves with a sheet and slowly crawl into the cemetery? AND? Happy holiday to you
  21. Monster_Fat
    Monster_Fat April 1 2017 14: 48
    +3
    Not ... Already not rolling. The news with "Vasilieva" is much more interesting and "amuses" much more ...
  22. anatoliy73
    anatoliy73 April 1 2017 15: 11
    +3
    The jokes are subtle! ... Petrosyan pale with envy nervously smokes aside .... wassat
    1. Grigory_78
      Grigory_78 April 2 2017 11: 04
      0
      This Petrosyan was given to you. Together with Zhvanetsky. They signed up for a long time, joked. They have to retire. Both of them.
      But the joke is not bad. You shouldn’t be so
  23. Starik72
    Starik72 April 1 2017 15: 12
    0
    About 40 years ago, on April 1, it was possible to laugh and joke, because in the WORLD it was relatively calm. But this hour when the WORLD is full of foci of violence and blood is pouring, I don’t feel like laughing and joking.
  24. ksv36
    ksv36 April 1 2017 15: 13
    0
    laughing As I understand it in the picture, from the words Ukrainian warrior?
  25. ksv36
    ksv36 April 1 2017 15: 14
    0
    North Shipyard destroyer Leader laid?

    Yeah, they did. At interest. laughing
  26. pts-m
    pts-m April 1 2017 15: 18
    0
    Troll of lads and not lads. Combat LAUGHTER in action.!
  27. vlad767
    vlad767 April 1 2017 15: 34
    0
    Now Ukrainian and Western media will roll this article for themselves, having removed the last line, and will again begin to yell about "Russian aggression." lol
    1. Grigory_78
      Grigory_78 April 3 2017 01: 33
      0
      But what about! The funny thing is that they no longer have to torture this nonsense themselves. Only.
  28. 0255
    0255 April 1 2017 15: 36
    +4
    Not funny! In the Donbass, Russians kill Russians, it is not clear when and how this war will end. Is this a reason for such a "smart" news?
  29. staryprapor
    staryprapor April 1 2017 15: 44
    +1
    Intensive fire resistance, according to a source in the Ukrainian Ministry of Defense, was also exerted by the space cruiser of the Russian Aerospace Forces Pavel Grachev, located in low-earth orbit, who landed about thirty combat tripods into the combat area shortly before the incident.
  30. Buffet
    Buffet April 1 2017 15: 56
    0
    But the underwater-descent-armored camel drills were not noticed ?? =)
  31. PValery53
    PValery53 April 1 2017 15: 57
    +1
    "In connection with the mass attack, Armat Poroshenko signed an act of unconditional surrender and on his knees asked Russia to accept Ukraine as an autonomous republic of the Russian Federation." - Hour From hour to no easier. We have to accept ... What a holiday they bring.
  32. aleks700
    aleks700 April 1 2017 16: 08
    +2
    We are not laughing!
  33. behemot
    behemot April 1 2017 16: 08
    +4
    from these type of jokes already sick nonsense
  34. Altona
    Altona April 1 2017 16: 16
    +1
    Quote: Thunderbolt
    And I propose to appoint Abramovich as the first military commandant of the city of London.

    --------------------------------------
    It is valid that London muslims go under the Jew? hi
  35. Cap.nemo58rus
    Cap.nemo58rus April 1 2017 16: 20
    +1
    Cool! And I almost believed ... But every joke has a fraction of a joke. I would like to see the size of the eyes of the warrior warriors, who suddenly saw Armata paired with the Coalition.
    Quote: 0255
    Not funny! In the Donbass, Russians kill Russians, it is not clear when and how this war will end. Is this a reason for such a "smart" news?

    You tell the “Russians” on the other hand that they are Russians. At least they won’t understand you. And most likely they will swear, in Russian.
    1. 0255
      0255 April 1 2017 18: 41
      0
      Quote: Cap.Nemo58rus
      You tell the “Russians” on the other hand that they are Russians. At least they won’t understand you. And most likely they will swear, in Russian.

      That's the trouble. Nothing to laugh sad Although those Ukrainian citizens who consider themselves Russian go to the APU
  36. Pilot 2017
    Pilot 2017 April 1 2017 16: 28
    0
    laughing laughing again we attacked shepherds laughing so that their fat and moonshine taken away))))
  37. dojjdik
    dojjdik April 1 2017 16: 31
    0
    Syrian T-999 tanks broke into the Israeli capital, telaviv crushing everything in its path hee hee; finally, the Syrian anti-aircraft gunners shot down 5 Israeli f16 on April 1 they were allowed to do this Shoigu hi ha ha very funny
  38. APASUS
    APASUS April 1 2017 16: 44
    +1
    Already not funny!
  39. japs
    japs April 1 2017 17: 13
    +4
    Quote: Wiruz
    What other joke of humor to expect today? Could it be that the destroyer Leader was laid at the North Shipyard? Or a cruiser? Atomic! Two! And this is only before dinner! wassat


    They would have laid three, if they had ...
    1. Mystery12345
      Mystery12345 April 3 2017 01: 44
      +1
      Quote: japs
      Quote: Wiruz
      What other joke of humor to expect today? Could it be that the destroyer Leader was laid at the North Shipyard? Or a cruiser? Atomic! Two! And this is only before dinner! wassat

      They would have laid three, if they had ...

      Yeah .. pawnshop find only suitable ...
  40. Asklepium
    Asklepium April 1 2017 17: 17
    +2
    Something got these April 1 fakes. What is the point of messing up a serious resource with consecutive nonsense. An article for the sake of an article?
    1. Grigory_78
      Grigory_78 April 3 2017 01: 36
      +1
      Never joke. Do not. And then everyone will consider you a frivolous person.
  41. Alexey g
    Alexey g April 1 2017 17: 18
    0
    And I bought ... :)
    I realized that something was wrong only after that "... as the AFU tried to restore Ukraine’s territorial integrity by forces", and climbed into the calendar, and there ... the first of April! Well, OK :)))
  42. Monarchist
    Monarchist April 1 2017 17: 19
    0
    Bullshit in the sauce on April 1. We will laugh, but some will say that this is a fact.
    Today I prefer to be super incredulous
  43. ODERVIT
    ODERVIT April 1 2017 18: 03
    +1
    It seems like busting with jokes .......
  44. antivirus
    antivirus April 1 2017 18: 39
    0
    And T50 was used, without takeoff, in the "foot" movement on highways?
  45. Vitalson
    Vitalson April 1 2017 18: 43
    +1
    I look at VO for some people with Chew. Well, you don’t understand the jokes, you don’t have to blame Petrosyan.
  46. German Titov
    German Titov April 1 2017 18: 52
    +1
    I somehow understood that with the "Day of Laughter." In the buzzword “conglomeration”, from “Novoazovsk to Gorlovka” not every “AC of UKRAINE” (I don’t quote the first 5 beeches) will have time to fly to “SU”. A "downed pilot" from summer residents with choppers, who will help out? Or do not have time, or will not be in a hurry. The long-suffering world community will receive a "McCain-Biden-Bush clone" in the Ukrainian version. Can you imagine this cocktail?
  47. Alex Neevrodeputatov
    Alex Neevrodeputatov April 1 2017 19: 10
    0
    And there it was not Putin accidentally sitting at the leverage! D * b * l * b * i * b!
  48. Zulu_S
    Zulu_S April 1 2017 19: 24
    +1
    Waiting for the Day of the Roadman. All Happy Fool's Day.
  49. Whisper
    Whisper April 1 2017 19: 25
    0
    For me, such humor is below the plinth! Like yo kids!
  50. Karabin
    Karabin April 1 2017 19: 37
    0
    Editorial Board VO, the measure must be known even on April 1.