Secrets of instant transformation

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Secrets of instant transformation


National identity is a combination of characteristic patterns of behavior of people who are citizens of one country. Each nation has certain features in the perception of the world order as a whole. In some, they appear brighter, in others they may be so invisible or hidden from strangers that it may seem that they are not at all.



But there are also cases when the absence of a national idea is more preferable than its presence. Such an example is the dying star of the world media space - “free” Ukraine. We offer to understand what is a modern citizen of this country. To begin with, we will establish a framework and protect normal and adequate people from radical subculturers. We will respectfully call the first Ukrainians, the second for maximum political correctness we denote as Svidomo (that is, conscious) patriots, with which we will begin.

The very first sign of Svidomo-the ability to quickly transform into Moskal. This process is submitted to the following law: if by some miracle you did something good, then you should shout loudly about your nationality, and if you are very disgraced, broke the law, failed the task, etc., then you are Russian.

An example of such behavior could be a recent high-profile crime, when former Russian deputy Denis Voronenkov was shot in the center of Kiev. The murder was committed by a National Guard fighter, a former soldier of the volunteer battalions "Aydar" and "Donbass", however, since he failed to work "purely", the mercenary was immediately dubbed an agent of the Kremlin. To be more precise, before the publication of information about the identity of the criminal, adviser to the head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Ukraine Zoryan Shkiryak and deputy of the Popular Front faction Anton Gerashchenko accused the Russian special services of “exponential execution” of the fugitive politician. By the way, I would like to separately note a completely uncharacteristic phenomenon for the Ukrainian law enforcement agencies, namely, the time of solving the crime and the promptness of the killer’s detention.

May, when necessary. But this is the second sign of Svidomo, when the speed and quality of work of any nature is directly dependent on the social status of the person interested in the process. If the customer represents the highest echelons of power, then the efficiency and effectiveness of the working process will be at the highest level. And if the problem concerns ordinary citizens, such as the tragedy in the Odessa House of Trade Unions, then we can expect a very lengthy and unprofessional trial.

The third point of the "Code Svidomo" -the Muscovites are always to blame. Again, we will not go far for examples and take the fire that occurred on the same day as the murder of Denis Voronenkov in the armory in Balakliya, Kharkiv region. Despite the fact that the warehouse, firstly, is located on the territory controlled by the government and secondly, judging by the photographs laid out by the Ukrainian military, the ammunition was stored in violation of all established norms and rules, this did not put Kiev to declare a “Russian sabotage”. In this case, it’s extremely appropriate to see a joke scattered across the expanses of the Internet: "Thank God that Ukraine has sold off the entire nuclear stock."

Summarizing all the above, I would like to return to where we started: there are cases when the absence of a national idea is preferable to its presence.
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  1. +1
    30 March 2017 05: 49
    The third paragraph of the "Svidomo code"

    Sachy main sign of Svidomo-abnormality of carriers.
    1. +6
      30 March 2017 08: 43
      What is the article about? Zadolbali already with this ruin ..
    2. +1
      30 March 2017 13: 42
      Olgovich! You will cling to some shore, otherwise you will be circling like a flower in an ice hole. Then you scold the Communists, then Svidomo. But they came up with decommunization! Monuments to Lenin, the grave digger of tsarism, demolished everything to one. If so, denounce the criminal Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact and Bessarabia with Bukovina may return to the România Mare. And you scold them.
  2. +2
    30 March 2017 06: 12
    God be with them. Moses led the Jews through the wilderness for 40 years. These also need to be "treated" in the same way.
    1. +1
      30 March 2017 06: 26
      Quote: ImPerts
      God be with them. Moses led the Jews through the wilderness for 40 years. These also need to be "treated" in the same way.

      a) like a desert - so all the crap can be there?
      b) and not a little forty years?
    2. +8
      30 March 2017 06: 27
      already sell in bulk:
  3. +2
    30 March 2017 06: 42
    In this case, the joke scattered across the Internet looks extremely appropriate: “Thank God that Ukraine has sold all its nuclear stock.”


    Yes ... but they still have nuclear power plants ... and the matches for children are not a toy ... something needs to be done with this.
    1. +1
      30 March 2017 06: 46
      Quote: The same LYOKHA
      they still have nuclear power plants

      And Westingguaz wants to go bankrupt ...
      Under external control, with the filing of Magate and authorized by the UN Security Council.
      1. FID
        +1
        30 March 2017 08: 26
        Quote: ImPerts
        Under external control, with the filing of Magate and authorized by the UN Security Council.

        They are just waiting for this! External management and try to stick to them!
        1. +2
          30 March 2017 09: 40
          They already have external control, only these external managers so far cannot decide with the supervisor.
    2. +1
      30 March 2017 07: 32
      Quote: The same LYOKHA
      Yes ... but they still have nuclear power plants ... and the matches for children are not a toy ... something needs to be done with this.

      They will soon burn out the existing rods, and there will be no one to supply new ones. One foreign supplier is now going through bankruptcy, the Russian supplier was there "out of court." And they will not have money for fuel for reactors. As they burn out, they will stop all the blocks and switch to candles.
      1. +1
        30 March 2017 08: 56
        Quote: Nyrobsky
        go to candles.

        Candles are worth denyuzhek, a splinter, however, only a splinter, along with a bend.
    3. 0
      30 March 2017 08: 55
      I think the Americans will hold this trump card for a rainy day. The control in the geyrop will leave them - they will rush without hesitation, and then “save” and “resolve” the big grandmother.
      1. 0
        30 March 2017 09: 20
        Quote: Volzhanin
        I think the Americans will hold this trump card for a rainy day. The control in the geyrop will leave them - they will rush without hesitation, and then “save” and “resolve” the big grandmother.

        No, the Americans will not swindle nuclear power plants, because on Ukrainian chernozems, US agricultural corporations laid their eyes. They don’t need to grow their GMOs on radioactive lands. But, This trump card in mattresses is not one. Not so long ago, the Urkaines admitted American specialists to hydraulic structures for their "research." If, as a result of research, these dams collapse, they will wash off the half-edges, and at the same time, the generation of electric energy at hydroelectric power stations will stop. In general, the impression is created of the deliberate disabling of all generating capacities and capabilities. Who benefits from this? First of all, to the West and Europe, as a market of 40 million heads will swallow energy more than the entire Baltic states, Poland and Bulgaria, and to force them to take European energy, they must be deprived of their own.
  4. +3
    30 March 2017 13: 36
    We offer to understand what a modern citizen of this country is. To begin with, we will establish a framework and protect normal and adequate people from radical subcultures. The first we will respectfully call Ukrainians, the second for maximum political correctness we will designate as Svidomo (i.e. conscious) patriots, with whom we will begin.

    They started with the second group and finished it. The topic was not disclosed. If there are no Ukrainians, then why divide?
    Or the article was about the latter, but then why the proposal to introduce a modern citizen of Ukraine and even with exponential division.
    I can not agree with the "reincarnation" - cheers the patriot of Ukraine does not recognize that he is Russian - it is "ganba" and "zrada". It is easier for him not to admit anything at all and generally hang all the sins on the other (the list is large, from "internal" enemies to external). This is typical behavior of a patriot cheers, no matter which country. Who is to blame for Russia, for whom Obama and Jews spoil the entrances at night ..
    But this is the second sign of Svidomo, when the speed and quality of work of any nature directly depends on the social situation of the person interested in the process

    Well this is generally characteristic of human society-hierarchy.
    The third paragraph of the "Svidomo code" - Muscovites are always to blame for everything

    not the third, but the first and only.
    But what's the point of discussing something that everyone knows?
    The topic is not disclosed - what is a modern citizen of Ukraine? It is a citizen. For they can be like Russians, Ukrainians, Bulgarians and many more nationalities.
    joke: "Thank God that Ukraine has sold all its nuclear stock."

    this is a joke, for the process of transferring nuclear weapons was not a sale. There were also some guarantees given .. Enriched uranium was taken to 2012 in the Russian Federation. Expensive and great responsibility did not allow Ukraine to rely on the nuclear arsenal of nuclear weapons in the world (and the system was controlled from Moscow, in Ukraine it was only the weapon itself).
  5. +1
    30 March 2017 22: 03
    I am no longer surprised by the texts of very short (we can say scanty) articles related to Ukraine. Especially signed by Ivan Rogov. You can not read. The meaning is known in advance. Voronenkov killed? Yeah ... And Nemtsov? Politkovskaya? Listyev? .. Did the Ukrainian radicals do the same? And then teamed up in a gang called "Azov"? I would like to wish the author success in the creative field, but most likely in a different subject. It doesn’t go with you in Ukraine ... One-sided and kutso ...