Results of the week. “I will ask you not to offend our bird”
Russian President Vladimir Putin voiced his 13-e message to the Federal Assembly of the Russian Federation. In total for history The new Russian president’s address is announced for the 23 time.
Message from the President of the Russian Federation to the Federal Assembly
Vladimir Putin: “Fighting corruption is not a show”
Russian President: "Testing made us even stronger"
The usual reaction of individual viewers: what a boring thing, no, you know, concrete, no action plan, imitating the fight against corruption, the interests of Russia - also, Aleppo and Kiev are not taken, Asad merged, did not look at all (a) ...
In this regard, a short version of the alternative message of the Federal Assembly of the Russian Federation from President Vladimir Putin for all those who were eager to hear specifics in the framework of the one-hour broadcast:
Dear colleagues! First. From this day I declare a general mobilization, in which half of the sofa warriors go to take Aleppo, the other to storm Kiev. From among those most prepared by social networks and forums, I am creating a special spetsnaz group that will have to land on the lawn in front of the White House tomorrow without securing support from the Airborne Forces fighters ... themselves ... Obama and Biden to deliver alive ... Other prisoners do not take.
Second. I make a decision to introduce the death penalty in relation to all those who are found guilty of corruption, including those citizens who at least once in their life gave a bribe to a DPS inspector, gave their child’s teacher an expensive gift and brought cognac and chocolate to a local doctor in a package ... the rack!
The third. I take off the powers of the president and pass them on to those who managed to comment on my speech already at the second second after it began. In any case, this is a smart, responsible and knowledgeable situation in the country and in the world, not by hearsay.
For the sparkle and the light in the message - well, so that the individual viewer surely will stop being bored - the final part, where instead of the national anthem is a fashion show for girls in bathing suits ...
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Obama is to blame
The information about the loss of the Progress MC-04 space truck was confirmed. First, the Federal Space Agency reported that after about 6-7 minutes of flight with the ship, telemetry disappeared. Then there were reports of the beginning of the fall of the space truck.
And the first news in tapes: the Voronezh welder with the installer is again to blame. These vile agents of American imperialism welded and soldered the left rear, fulfilling the direct instructions of Barack Obama.
The second news in tapes: if not Voronezh installers, then the Ukrainian engine builders. Bandera infiltrated enterprises and, under the shouts of "Glory to Ukraine," poured boiling tar into the engine. Barack Obama at the end of the wire was again pleased.
And this should happen: no one in the Roscosmos of the controllers is either sleeping or in spirit ... They believe in the word that everything is in order with the engines and other nodes. They talked like a kid: is everything okay? - everything is fine! And the rocket with the Progress started ... Now we are actively looking for scapegoats instead of looking for and determining systemic causes, finally drawing conclusions.
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And they are afraid of songs ...
The informational publication “Timer” reports that the “song at the train station” campaign, previously held in Zaporizhia, was also supported in Odessa. At the railway station in the city by the sea, the song “Smuglyanka” from the Soviet film “Only Old Men Go to Battle” was played.
At the train station in Odessa, performed "Darkie", and in Moscow - "Unharness, the lads, the horses"
Dnipropetrovsk:
Kiev:
Speaking helmet Tymchuk immediately saw the root. According to him, these are all the machinations of the Russian special services. "Younger agents" gathered in a consolidated choir, held a couple of rehearsals in the corridors of Lubyanka and, after entering Ukrainian universities, sang songs from Soviet films to the holy saints of European democracy - at Ukrainian railway stations prepared for "visa-free" with the EU ... insight - order Tymchuk, now!
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Asian window
After upgrading, the Russian optical-electronic complex of the Outer Space Monitoring System (SSS) "Window" in Tajikistan is capable of detecting objects at a distance of more than 50 thousand km.
Allows the detection, recognition and calculation of the orbits of space objects in the automatic mode at altitudes from 2 thousand to 40 thousand km. and larger than one meter.
In the meantime, in Tajikistan, the president of a neighboring country, Kyrgyzstan, Mr. Atambayev, said that the Russian military base “must go away” after the expiration of the agreement announced a modernized “Window”. And if earlier it was said that the agreement is valid until 2058 of the year (renting a base for a term of 49 years with the possibility of further extension for 25-year periods), then Atambayev introduced a new version. According to his version, the lease term is not 49 years, but 15, which means that in 2024, “you have to move out”, because Kyrgyzstan “will ensure its own security and develop the army”. So why then the Kyrgyz leader of the CSTO, and especially the EEU. Maybe official Bishkek will start developing its own economy right now ...
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Judging by the photograph, the “Window” is in a mountainous area, thus it is possible to observe objects only in a certain spatial cone (I don’t know how to write in Russian correctly). If an attacking object or a falling, flying, from deep space or from a circumlunar orbit, with a speed of 11 km / second will be detected at a distance of 50 000 km, 72 minutes remain until the moment of the fall. A lot will have to be done in these 72 minutes. Send somewhere information about the detected object, try to determine what kind of object it is, determine the danger level, the approximate location of the fall, contact potential "partners" in order not to launch an atomic war and order the missile defense and air defense systems to destroy the object. Or do not give such an order.
It is necessary to create an orbital grouping of remote space monitoring. There is no atmosphere in orbit. Devices will be much further to see.
Where to get money? Ask your oligarchs and leaders of different ranks of "crystal clear at hand." Sometimes it does not interfere with the "shake the basics" so that the money fell.
About high-precision rockets
Exercises with rocket firing in the south of Ukraine started 1 December. From the published documents, it became known that Ukrainian missiles "may enter" into the airspace of Russia to a depth of 10-12 km.
Rocket exercises in Ukrainian: "UAVs imitate the flight of a cruise missile"
Missile firing in the Crimea - a shot in the head of Kiev
The second day of the "ultra-accurate" Ukrainian shooting turned out to be blurred. Someone from the commanders, after he had abundantly marked the end of the first day, asked, with bewilderment through the snoring, of the personnel: And what, was the second day also supposed to be? ..
And then there is this American strategic drone, which was sent from Sicily to Ukrainian airspace to monitor the situation in the Donbass. By the way, exactly Drones, according to the assurances of the General Staff of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, "simulated the flight of cruise missiles." So that the US Air Force drone would not act as a "simulator", Poltorak South-Northern decided to consider that the weather conditions for continuing training firing were unfavorable ... They did not wake up the personnel.
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It is clear that everyone thinks he is a strategist, seeing the battle from the side, I’m talking about myself now and I understand the difficulty of making such a decision to destroy not only Ukrainian missiles, but also ground-based launchers ... but I personally really want it to be poured on the first number! Of course, the Americans, in addition to political dividends, are exactly what is needed in order to reveal the possibilities of our missile defense of the Crimea, but nevertheless - I really want it! Otherwise, these mongrels in the trousers will finally cease to see the coast ...
demotivator
The meaning is, and what else! The fact is that this is not so much a military problem as the winning PR move of Kiev. After all, the unresolved status of the Crimea, in terms of international law, fully allows Ukraine to declare these exercises as its own purely internal event. If Russia silently swallows the exercises and allows missiles to fly over its territory, it will once again lose face. If our military will shoot down Ukrainian missiles, then there is no doubt that this will be regarded in the world as a serious military incident and outright aggression. In short, wherever you throw, there is a wedge everywhere. Kiev does not lose anything at all in this situation, except that the rockets, and even those after launch will be written off. Any actions of Russia, on the contrary, will harm her.
Kenneth
Worthy successor
The Minister of Information Policy of Ukraine, Yurii Stets, announced on the eve of the unilateral withdrawal of the “Square” from the agreement with Russia in the field of television and radio broadcasting. The officially designated reason sounds something like this: a state that is leaps and bounds moving towards democracy and has already gained freedom of speech cannot contact the state that spreads propaganda and dirty lies only.
But Mikhail Nikolozovich decided the other day that only a new party would save 404's country from all adversity. But here is bad luck - pennies dumb. I decided to give up the cry: give, he says, money for a new “Ruch”. You, he says, will file it, but we will not disgrace us - we will fight with fraudsters and corrupt officials from Lviv to Kharkov. And after all transfers have already begun. Ostap Bender applauds a worthy successor of his business.
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Lavrov said: d .., b ..,
And you just have to believe it!
Model of Ukraine
At the international exhibition IDEAS-2016, held in November in the city of Karachi (Pakistan), the Ukrainian exhibition attracted special attention of visitors and participants of the salon, in particular, a model of a promising tank Oplot-M.
Apparently, the Pakistani sensation of the Ukrainian "Oplot" consisted in the fact that everyone brought real samples to the exhibition, and Ukraine brought a mock-up. That's why Pakistani military experts and journalists came up with cameras, first finding that Kiev brought the smallest wonder tank in the world, and then, learning about the layout, scratched their heads and went to other, really attractive, stands.
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Paying mock money.
Thrall
- Buy a car of sugar.
- I take it.
One went to look for sugar, the other to look for money ...
nnm
Just Business
The Soviet T-34 was considered to be the latest revolution in tank building, but with the advent of the Armata tank, everything changed: the new development of the Russian defense industry took everyone by surprise, and Western experts already called for rushing to create new armored vehicles, says Stern German magazine ".
When the Western press pours mud on Russia, you must admit that this is somehow familiar. And therefore, when there are some attempts at praise, it’s worth considering who benefits from it. Given the fact that Russia itself is certainly not asking for Western praise, it is beneficial to those who order such articles in SHTERNAH. If weapons the lobby in the same Germany understands that competition from Russia is only growing, then we need to launch the idea of the need for huge investments in our own defense industry. Like, now the idea, then - an article in the media, and then live budget funds. Nothing personal, just business ...
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Now we are free
Alexez
Those. T-72 mean no one takes into account? It was T-72 that determined the look of a modern tank (according to the Soviet tank-building school) and is still the main combat vehicle of the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation and many other countries of the world.
210ox
The West is concerned with the fight against terrorists
The operation to liberate Syrian Aleppo is progressing successfully. Analysts write about the imminent release of the city. Of course, Western diplomacy, the successes of the Syrian army and the Russian Aerospace Forces do not give rest.
Before resigning as US Secretary of State, John Kerry is working hard on some kind of “agreements” with Russia on the actions in Aleppo. This writes the major American press. In fact, there are no definite “agreements” yet, and Kerry’s diplomatic aspirations strangely coincided with Ankara’s desire to overthrow Assad ...
John Kerry: Do not go, Russians, to Aleppo!
Confusion in Europe: what will happen after Aleppo and how to punish Russia
It turns out that “tireless” John Kerry fears that after the inauguration of Mr. Trump, the United States may abandon the policy of supporting the opposition in Syria! Kerry’s diplomatic motive is not so much the scale of the humanitarian crisis in the Syrian city as the prospect of a deal between the future President Trump and Putin: Trump can refuse to support the Syrian opposition and even make the United States take the side of Bashar al-Assad.
In fact, the State Department’s aspirations fit into the logic of the aggressive actions of the Turkish President Erdogan. The common goal of the United States and Turkey is visible: to force Russia to abandon the support of Assad.
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Sultan on the battlefield
Turkey launched a military operation in Syria. R.T. Erdogan, the great Turkish chief, suffered, endured, but did not endure. He was about to overthrow Bashar Assad a long time ago, calling the Syrian president a "butcher" and a "murderer." This time, he firmly decided to put an end to the rule of the "cruel tyrant."
Recep Tayyip Erdogan announced that the Turkish armed forces crossed the Syrian border to "put an end to the rule of tyrant Assad."
Tyrant scammer dropped his mask
Sultan attacks Syria
As we wrote on "IN" in May 2013 of the year, Erdogan, then the former Prime Minister of Turkey, called Bashar al-Assad a “butcher” and a “murderer”, and at the same time warned that the wrath of God awaited him: “If God allows us, we will see how this butcher this killer will be condemned ... You will pay a high, very high price for courage, which you can show only in front of young children and no one else. "
Mr. Erdogan also said that the Turkish people are not inclined to hide their opinions for the sake of political correctness and always speak the truth.
And now, we note, Erdogan said the "truth." To overthrow is to overthrow, and nothing else. Interestingly, tell the president of Turkey the truth back in August 2016 of the year, would the Kremlin start to establish a business relationship with Turkey?
Obviously, with his aggressive actions R. T. Erdogan makes it clear to V. Putin that he does not intend to take into account the opinion of Moscow and even more so to take into account the interests of Assad. The attack of "neosultan" means, whatever one may say, a direct challenge to both Syria and Russia. The operation of the Turkish ruler plays into the hands of terrorists only. However, Erdogan has always been famous for fraternity with militants. According to some reports, his family smuggled the oil trade with them. The Russians with their videoconferencing system here, of course, turned out to be an annoying hindrance.
"Friendship" Moscow with Ankara, fastened with pieces of paper about the "Turkish Stream" and the lifting of sanctions against the "partner" by the Kremlin, turned out to be fragile.
If a clash occurs between the Syrian government forces and the Turkish army, what will Russia do? Today it is the most important issue on the Syrian front.
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Now the tour operators have time to cut the loot at the expense of those who want to plunge into the waters of Turkey. This is the main thing. Or something like that ...
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Bravely flew away
Reuters reported an incident in the Strait of Hormuz. The submission claims that “unprofessional and dangerous actions” were committed by naval officers of the ship of the Islamic Revolutionary Guards (IRGC).
A US Navy helicopter SH-60 flew over to Iranian warships that were 26 November in the Strait of Hormuz. The distance to one of them was no more than 800 m, to the other - about 2 km. The crew of one of the Iranian warships to counter the further approach of the American helicopter decided to aim at him with anti-aircraft weapons. It is reported that "the helicopter crew did not feel the danger, but decided to turn in the opposite direction."
Yes, somehow Iranian sailors behaved inappropriately, not in an Oriental manner. It was necessary to invite the helicopter to visit, pour some coffee, treat sweets. And they won like - guns aimed.
Of course, the brave Americans did not feel fear. Flew back home simply because they were not offered coffee.
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And on the base wrote a report about the dismissal!
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Rhinoceros bulldog hybrid
Information appeared on the Internet about unconfirmed miscalculations made during the creation of the 5th generation Chinese fighter J-20. “A publication appeared in Chinese social networks of a veteran of the Chinese aircraft industry, who criticized the leadership of the CPC Central Committee for the development of aircraft manufacturing, saying that the development aviation China is still relying on the assistance provided by the Soviet Union, ”writes Vzglyad citing the Military Informant.
Earlier, in October, information was passed about the dismissal of the work of the chief designer of the fighter Chengdu J-20, Jan Wei. At the same time, some military experts suggest that it could be an active information war between Taiwan and China.
It was also reported that the “newest fighter” should become “the ancestor of a whole family of unique combat aircraft: a front bomber, a carrier aircraft of anti-satellite missiles and a multi-purpose carrier-based fighter are already being designed at its base”.
Chinese plans are impressive. However, the “ancestor of the whole family” still lacks some of the functions of the Death Star.
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The Japanese agree to a soft settlement
The issue of the Japanese newspaper Nihon Keijai publishes the results of a survey on the subject of "the return of the northern territories." Recall that the "northern territories" in Japan called the Kuril Islands. The newspaper organized a sociological study, during which she called for the Japanese to answer the question of what format they saw in the "return" of the islands.
The results of the survey are as follows: almost 60% of respondents said they would agree to a "partial refund." We are talking about several islands of the Kuril ridge. About 30% of those who took part in the survey stated that it was necessary to speak firmly with Russia, putting forward the only condition: “Mandatory return of all the South Kuril Islands”.
Recall that the conversation in Japan about the Kuriles was raised against the background of the upcoming visit of the President of the Russian Federation to the Land of the Rising Sun. This visit is planned by Vladimir Putin in December. Shinzo Abe has already announced that every effort must be made "to resolve the territorial issue."
Recall also that recently, summing up the results of the APEC summit held in Lima, V. Putin expressed about the peace treaty with Japan: “I really would not want to run ahead on the issue of the main problem we are dealing with - the preparation and signing of a peace treaty. I think that for both Russia and Japan the absence of such a treaty is an anachronism of the past, which prevents us from moving forward and developing. Our position is well known: what concerns the Kuril Islands is the result of the Second World War, and we believe that today it is a sovereign Russian territory, enshrined in international documents. I recall that in 1956, a corresponding document was signed between the USSR and Japan, where it was assumed that two islands would be returned to Japan. It was not said on what basis, under whose sovereignty the two islands will remain, under what conditions they will be transferred. ”
The question of returning the two islands to Japan and signing a peace treaty should somehow clarify in December. Shinzo Abe and the Japanese people (or rather, 60% of the people), of course, count on a couple of islands.
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“What the hell are you, son of a bitch, an impostor, squandering state lands? So you will not save any volosts! ”- this is a national“ confession ”of someone who does not save our land.
Sheff333
This is all nonsense, do not be lazy and look for a video on the network: interviews with Japanese schoolchildren who are genuinely surprised by similar rumors in Russia.
Phosgene
Ray of light in the dark kingdom
The speech of the deputy of the German Bundestag Sarah Wagenknecht to the parliamentarians and members of the cabinet of ministers of Germany was another attempt to open the eyes of the Western community to the events taking place in Ukraine. Sarah Wagenknecht criticized the current Cabinet of Ministers of Germany in connection with the support of the Maidan regime in Ukraine. According to the representative of the movement "Left", Poroshenko is the same representative of the corrupt elites in Ukraine, which was Yanukovych. At the same time, Wagenknecht recalled that Poroshenko at one time worked as a minister when Yanukovych was president.
Sarah Wagenknecht noted that the stolen billions and her own channel helped Poroshenko to conduct a successful election campaign and become the president of Ukraine.
It cannot be said that before Sarah in the West they did not understand who Poroshenko was. The illusions about the chocolate king, if such Europeans had before, were completely dispelled by the end of 2016. Today in Europe and in the USA, only a lazy one does not accuse Poroshenko and his government accomplices of corruption. Europe is now afraid to feed Kiev: everything that goes there, as if yapping into a black hole. Poroshenko even tired of the people of Kiev: some forces in the Square are preparing for a new “Maidan”. Maidan series on "liberated from the Soviet yoke" Ukraine, probably, will twist endlessly.
As for Sarah Wagenknecht, she said something else. According to her, peace and security in Europe "are impossible without Russia." Sarah suggested that Obama, Rasmussen and other subjects close to European politics "either heal or imprison."
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Contact with a neighbor
Information sources report that Finland was the first country to de facto renounce sanctions against Russia and declare it officially. The Financial Times has distributed the text of a statement by the Finnish Minister of Trade, Kai Mikkanen. Mikkanen made a statement: Finland cannot afford to refuse to conduct trade and economic relations with the state, the total length of the border with which is about 1,3 thousand km.
At the same time, the Minister of Commerce of Finland noted that the official Helsinki "continues to advocate for the unity of the West in matters of countering violations of international law." Mikkanen said that this approach of Finland “does not prevent the restoration of normal trade and economic contacts with a neighbor”.
Mikkanen stated that the joint Finnish-Russian Trade Commission resumes its work. In addition, it is known that next week Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev will visit Finland with an official visit.
Recall Finland is a member of the European Union. Earlier, this state together with other EU representatives voted for the introduction of anti-Russian trade restrictions. At the same time, Finnish companies actively entered the Russian market in the form of joint ventures with the Russian Federation. This allowed even increasing trade in certain areas. The Russian market for Finland is fifth in terms of exports. After the lifting of sanctions, a transition to the 3-4 place is predicted.
In other words, political statements that “Russia has violated international law” are one thing, and the economy is another. Where it is profitable to trade, the Finns will trade: the border with the neighbor is long.
The decision, I must say, is very timely: Obama is almost not the president of the United States, and Trump is not the president yet. Obama does not have time to “punish” Finland in any way, where independence has suddenly erupted, and Trump will have to accept the decision of the Finns as a historical reality.
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From oil to exploration
Western experts have identified a number of factors that influence the position of Russia - both internal and external. If you group different opinions, it turns out the following: Russia is weakening due to the growing wedge of contradictions in the Middle East (Syria and Turkey) and the unstable situation in its own economy (the living standards of citizens are falling, a strong dependence on commodity trade remains with a low world oil price) . The third factor is active opposition to the “hidden Russian influence” of the intelligence services and departments of the United States.
The latter topic is particularly interesting, because in some respects it is new. The fact is that this week the US House of Representatives passed a bill on the activities of intelligence services in 2017. The document contains a provision on the creation of an interdepartmental commission on "counteracting the hidden influence of Russia on foreign states." The commission will include national intelligence officers, the State Department, the FBI, the ministries of defense, finance and energy. The document was supported by 390 congressmen, all 30 voted against. Now the bill will be considered in the senate.
Western experts "promise" some stability of the Russian economy in the long term, but note the desire of the West to put more and more pressure on the Kremlin with sanctions, propaganda and intelligence community activities.
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- Isy, well, you and r ...
- Oh, Monya, you might think that you are a white fluffy ball!
PS And if specifically - fools and roads.
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* "I will ask you not to offend our bird" - a phrase from the cartoon "Vacations in Prostokvashino"
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