Odessa: escorted Misha, broke three accordions

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Odessa: escorted Misha, broke three accordions


Ah, Odessa, the pearl of the sea ... Ah, the inhabitants of Odessa ...



In general, Odessa is something separate from the rest of Ukraine. Some of them are different. I had a roommate, we lived together for 12 years and suddenly in 2010 she rushed back to historical homeland. But from time to time we communicate.

When the events known to us began, I repeatedly asked how you were looking at all this. There was only one answer in life: “Oh, we have our own stubs here, they have nothing to do in Kiev!” Well, blonde - she is blonde in Odessa.

But after the May events, something in my head was twitching. And the other day she called, with pride so, they say, we heard that this rooster of the Georgian perished from the roost!

Well, yes, "we plowed," said one fly from the parable ...

However, a fact. Already confirmed, and therefore we can say a few words for this matter. Mikhail Saakashvili is no longer the governor of the Odessa region. Point.

The final and irreversible point in the career of the former president of Georgia. Now Mishiko is just a political corpse on the road to the historical dump.

And the inhabitants of Odessa staged the “solemn farewell” with kebabs, wine and music that announced the resignation of the governor of the Odessa region, Mikhail Saakashvili.





“Good-bye, our gentle Miho!” - with different intonations, from hate to relief. Like the famous character Astrid Lindgren Karlsson, Saakashvili will fly away, but he is unlikely to return. What not to say about the problems that he left behind.

Claims in Odessa many. This is a sudden and sharply reduced standard of living, and a meaningless squandering of the budget, and a harem of advisers-favorites from Mashenka Gaidar to the main “customs officer” Yulechka Marushevskaya.

But Odessans saw the light. It is not for me to judge whether this is good or bad, especially when at such a price.

As you know, all Odesa citizens are notorious boasters. Of course, there is why, because Odessa is not Kiev for you, but “a completely different difference”.

It is worth remembering, and this was in large numbers on the Internet, how together and massively Odessans boasted to the rest of the world the new governor.

“We have the governor of the former Georgian president Saakashvili! Honest and unjustly offended at home! He is despised and hated in Russia, but this does not mean that he is so bad. Perhaps Mishiko is much better than ours. We will be all!

Misha will fight bribe takers! And all! We have passports, documents for a car, an apartment will be issued, as in Georgia, in ten minutes. And he already expels lazy and bribe takers!

There were hundreds, if not thousands of such happy posts on the network. And the other thousands of readers of Facebook, Twitter, and other Internet bays together put likes, frankly jealous. From Lviv to Kharkov.

Everything, in fact, is obvious and understandable. And it is logical, because a simple man in the street, even in Khmelnytsky, even in Belgorod or Brest, does not like bribe takers, bureaucrats and standing in line for papers and pieces of paper. And everyone wants to live well.

Therefore, the joyful cries that, once Mishiko brought order to Georgia, they would definitely control one area, they had a certain logic.

The Russian side of the Internet was mostly silent because those who understood that a miracle reformer would hardly have been flooded out of the country if everything were so rosy and beautiful were the majority. And 08.08.08 is not forgotten.

But who and when, in Ukraine as a whole and in Odessa in particular, did he listen to the Russians?

At first, everyone was just happy. Odesa residents posted hundreds of videos, which Saakashvili excitedly carried the villains-officials and told how he would rebuild everything.

Hmkyas of perestroika specialists from Russia and local pessimists called them “quilted jackets” and advised to be silent in a rag.

Mishiko did not even “come in,” he flew a dove of peace and prosperity to the Odessa Olympus. And I must say, everyone liked. Well, almost everyone. Gushing with ideas and good emotions, lavishing smiles and promises, giving out interviews left and right and taking pictures with everyone.

Oh yes, Misha was very, very. Was.

Mikhail Saakashvili's main achievement is the “Center for the provision of administrative services”. Indeed, television has repeatedly shown this masterpiece. In Russia, “multifunctional centers” are no longer a novelty, but the Crimeans shared with me the shock of opening such a center in Simferopol. It was from what stunned with unaccustomed, I agree.

But Misha did even the Russian centers.

A huge building, entirely in marble, with elevators, palm trees and fountains. Young people at the entrance. Young people at the "reception". Correct, polite, smiling. Quickly grasping the essence of the problem and immediately redirecting visitors to specialists. Waiting room with a playground. And really fast clearance of everything. For some 20-30 minutes.

People were really shocked. It turns out you can! Like in Europe!

But quite recently, information emerged that the Odessa regional administration, by order of the governor, had rented a room for a “Center for the provision of administrative services” from a commercial bank. The rental price for the month was 6 million hryvnia. Almost 200 thousand dollars. This is 10-15 times higher than the rent of an office building in the center of business Odessa. Anyone.

Mishiko got a lot of unpleasant moments when he began to be lopasit this information in his eyes. But he dissuaded himself, accusing in the process of blaming some slanderers and envious persons who hindered his fight against corruption by publishing false and false information. And the "Center" continued to work. Not so, however, brilliant and sparkling, as in 2015 year, but still. On its final liquidation in Odessa, said only November 2. It is worth recalling that since the opening of the Center by Petro Poroshenko in October 2015, only a year has passed. And yet, the dream was blown away or burst like a soap bubble.

It is worth saying (I would try not to do this) about the immigrants from the Donbass. About those who had friends or relatives in Russia, and lost home, work, and health. Who decided nevertheless to remain a citizen of Ukraine, and believed that he would not be abandoned. In the end, they are citizens of this country, and it’s not for us to blame them or blame such a choice.

About 50 thousands of immigrants or refugees arrived in the Odessa region. Counting on help from the authorities. Fairly counting, by the way. They are citizens, not foreigners. Their.

Saakashvili's predecessor, the governor of the Odessa region, Igor Palitsa, must be given his due, before that somehow dealt with the influx of Donbass. He allocated places in hotels, opened check-in points at train stations, organized hot meals. How good or bad is there is not a question, since at least something was really being done.

Misha did not need refugees from the word “absolutely.” They are not of interest from the point of view of PR. Refugees need to help and equip them every day, so to speak, the daily routine work. But is this food for the media? Well, they will remove one plot, well, two. But if, with noises and cries in the media of all the neighboring countries, to recruit Russian opposition activist Masha Gaidar into personal embraces is the theme! Or, as an option, fall in on a visit to the French aristocratic winemaker who lives near Odessa. And not just to taste it, or Vinca, and, accompanied by a shobla of three dozen journalists, scold the local authorities on their cameras and tape recorders, which does not allow the winemaker to turn around. This is yes, the material that is necessary. And immigrants ... it is, something like garbage.

Take them out of sight, and be done with it.

And cleaned. And removed. More precisely, the settlers themselves began to settle in abandoned houses, sanatoriums, boarding schools. And get some as you can. And many have returned. To the destroyed houses and the bombed apartments. Who cares where to be homeless? But in the Donbas it is not as humiliating as it turned out.

And Mishiko continued reforms under the sights of television cameras. He broke the fences at the coastal dachas, providing free Odessa citizens with easy access to the sea, built the Odessa-Reni motorway, defended the monuments of Odessa.

But ... the fences in the cottages restored. Construction of the highway was postponed indefinitely, when there will be funds for construction. And all the same, monuments were crashing down with excavators and bulldozers, spitting at the governor and his instructions.

Can you take the risk of being objective, and suppose that Misha was not allowed to carry out reforms by some enemies? Maybe he really put a stick in the wheel? Maybe there really was a place to be directed and organized sabotage? Many still believe in it, but ...

It turns out that Mishin’s ideas and plans were sabotaged by those whom he had appointed in return for expelled officials and dealers. Their. Their? Is this Masha Gaidar - her own? Well, sorry ...

By the way, I wonder how the fate of the opposition girl in the absence of a patron will now be? Where to go?

But this should not worry us too much. Just not back to Russia.

And Odessa spent Misha. Three accordions broke or more, I do not know for sure, it is, by the way, it was necessary. But the fact is that the loser president has also become the loser governor. Below there is nowhere to fall.

Goodbye Mishiko! We will still remember for a while both you, and the tie eaten, and “be-be-be”, but not for long. For the fate of a retired political clown is short-lived.

But Odessa can only congratulate. And wish that the successor is not worse.
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  1. +22
    11 November 2016 05: 53
    "They drove away ..." laughing

    Each nation has periods of prosperity, stability, extinction, regression ... Periods change among themselves reflecting the health of the nation, but Ukraine in its "independence" brings something new to the evolution of ethnic groups! What's the resignation of Saakashvili? The fact of his appointment is already an out of the ordinary event: a Georgian criminal, a US patriot, becomes the governor of the Russian city of Odessa in Ukraine ..- this is not even an oxymoron, this is generally out of the ordinary ...! Therefore, not Saakashvili is a clown, but all Ukrainians put together, in this case the inhabitants of Odessa ... With Mishiko, everything is just fine!
    1. +20
      11 November 2016 07: 05
      And the Odessans are really bouncers: We drove him away. It’s the same as if I leave for work in the morning, and my neighbor runs out and starts yelling at the whole yard: I drove him, let him work.
      1. +2
        11 November 2016 18: 46
        Quote: stas52
        And Odessans are really bouncers: M

        I have not seen any of these, and I myself have not been seen in such. In general, the news went so casually, that I would not write, but since you "all Odessa residents are such byaki", then I open fire to kill!
        Parry, here I am from Odessa, find me bragging, pride in Saku, and so on, what Roma wrote about "all Odessa citizens." Well, and most importantly, where I wrote there that it was "we kicked out", I think I should also participate! Once the slogan, they are all like that, and then it is the evidence in the studio, specifically about me.
        1. +2
          12 November 2016 06: 47
          Retvizan
          I apologize, of course I exaggerated, not all Odessans are like that.
          1. +1
            13 November 2016 09: 38
            Odessans did not see clearly, they finally realized that they had been bred as suckers. It seems that they had Misha Yaponchik and Grisha Kotovsky noted, Sonya Zolotaya Ruchka from the same collection, Shepsel Gokhman shod the museum in the Louvre at 200. thousand francs in 1896 ..... and many more different swindlers. And then the visiting Georgian threw them, they do not see from this, from this about .....
            1. +1
              13 November 2016 19: 41
              I read the revelations of one of Odessa, who bitterly wrote that Odessa is no longer the same. Many of the real inhabitants of Odessa left, and primarily zapadentsy came in large numbers, which changed the social image of the city and its atmosphere.
              Therefore, it became possible for some of the inhabitants of Odessa to approve the events of May 2014.
              1. 0
                18 November 2016 08: 50
                convenient excuse, right?
    2. +1
      11 November 2016 13: 42
      Good article! And served with feeling. Now you can make good money on Mishiko if you give it to the Georgians. laughing Now it’s the turn of the Armenian Avakov. And the next ones are Jews. Such is the scenario for the development of Bandera.
    3. 0
      13 November 2016 04: 17
      ... "Jews, Jews, there are only Jews around .."
  2. +15
    11 November 2016 06: 05
    Three accordions tore, and why only three? It will not be enough! By the way about the enlightenment of the inhabitants of Odessa ... It's too early to talk about it, when the Bandera pack is thrown out of the Hero City, then it will be seen ..
    1. +4
      11 November 2016 11: 24
      Now they will be appointed a new chapter no matter what the hero of the ATO rejoice early!
    2. +4
      11 November 2016 12: 25
      If insight was not observed on 3 on May 2014, then in the future it is unlikely to appear.
  3. +8
    11 November 2016 06: 07
    The rental price for the month amounted to 6 million hryvnia. Almost 200 thousand dollars. This is 10-15 times higher than renting an office building in the center of business Odessa. Anyone.


    Interesting ...
    how much bank did MISCHE unfasten? ... go 2 percent as to our homegrown MISH 2 percent smile
    In general, we laugh at the obvious fact ... you say you tell the guys in the open-air ... you suckers are bred and you again measure with the thimbles ... loshars.

    1. cap
      +5
      11 November 2016 11: 37
      [quote = The same LEKHA] [quote] The rent for the month amounted to 6 million hryvnia. Almost 200 thousand dollars. This is 10-15 times higher than renting an office building in the center of business Odessa. Anyone. [/ Quote]

      Interesting ...
      how much bank did MISCHE unfasten? ... go 2 percent as to our homegrown MISH 2 percent smile
      In general, we laugh at the obvious fact ... you say you tell the guys in the open-air ... you suckers are bred and you again measure with the thimbles ... loshars.



      Nothing to add. Where should the poor go?
  4. +5
    11 November 2016 07: 04
    He wished everyone to choke on barbecue laughing But kebab is not a tie, it is not so easy for them to choke).
  5. +5
    11 November 2016 07: 19
    We will have everything!

    Oh, ho, ho. How many times has this been heard from that territory. Misha faded, feeling that it was time otherwise it might be too late. Will Odessans receive a new governor and again - "we will have everything"?
  6. +7
    11 November 2016 07: 21
    But the fact is that the failed president has also become the failed governor. There is nowhere to fall below.
    Goodbye Mishiko! We will still remember for a while both you, and the tie eaten, and “be-be-be”, but not for long. For the fate of a retired political clown is short-lived.

    This is from our point of view he is a clown. And from the point of view of the dill, he is the hero who defended Georgia from Russian aggression in 2008. They are sure that Tbilisi was not taken because Mishiko and his horsemen stopped our invasion.
    We will hear about him more than once. No matter how else he leads the Ukrainian opposition and won the presidential elections. To do this, he only needs to skillfully jump on the wave that is growing along with the growing discontent with Poroshenko's policies. Criticism of Poroshenko is a growing trend in Ukrainian politics. Compared to other oppositionists in Ukraine, Mishiko has a number of "advantages":
    1) The experience of a real presidency and results that are disadvantageous for the Russian Federation, but interesting for the Ukrainian voter. It must be admitted (to us too) that his reforms in Georgia to a large extent have achieved their goal. The most famous of them is that the Georgian law enforcement agencies under him entered the top five least corrupt in the world.
    2) The relatively high "Americanness" of Mishiko (any of his services to the United States, experience of "cooperation", experience of living, American education, and, of course, selfless love for the "stronghold of democracy", etc.)
    3) the maximum degree of hostility towards Russia. Despite the fact that he was openly heaped in 2008, for the ukropatriots, Mishiko is still a hero who is not afraid of the "bloody mordor"
    4, 5, 6 ... will be designated by political technologists.
  7. +1
    11 November 2016 07: 22
    Odessa is not Georgia, but Saakashvili’s resignation is another goal * against * Poroshenko.
    1. avt
      +9
      11 November 2016 10: 20
      Quote: knn54
      Odessa is not Georgia, but Saakashvili’s resignation is another goal * against * Poroshenko.

      laughing What a resignation "! ?? Comrade Saha .... Ah! What a man! Specifically, he jumped off the steps of the train car" Odessa ", which, again in his opinion, is going to the abyss and you can not believe him , but I advise you to listen - he has a nose for such things and the experience of dismounting. Mishiko realized that even the lava in the required volume could not be removed from the city and it would be better to leave with what he had already grabbed. Well, the Buratins ... yes, they will really tell each other about how they dismissed the evil owner.
      1. +6
        11 November 2016 10: 49
        Quote: avt
        but I advise you to listen - he has a sense of smell for such things and a jump experience.

        Or maybe everything is easier? After all, I won’t be surprised if this character eats away not only from Odessa, but also dumps him from Ukraine ... maybe the new owner just does not inspire confidence, or rather, sends this whole fraternity to the forest, because he senses that everything has come to the border of a large shecher decided to get off? Rats then run first ...
        1. avt
          +1
          11 November 2016 11: 05
          Quote: NEXUS
          Or maybe everything is easier?

          request So the most difficult thing is to organize the simplest and on time .... always effective ..... laughing In bent! I liked it myself. laughing
          Quote: NEXUS
          After all, I won’t be surprised if this character eats up not only from Odessa, but also from Ukraine.

          He will knock him down, he will surely knock him down, but not before he feels a threat to his personal life. And while there are places “rich in game” around Ukraine, where else can you raise money for your pocket, and his political ambitions just won't let go - he tasted the sweetness of power , so it will try to break into Kiev.
          1. +3
            11 November 2016 13: 11
            Quote: avt
            so it will try to break into Kiev already.

            It is unlikely that I doubt that the support will be the same as under Macaque. This amphibian, as they say, is His among strangers, and a stranger among his own.
        2. 0
          11 November 2016 16: 11
          but the scent, we must admit the bestial. He jumped before 8.10.2016/XNUMX/XNUMX
  8. 0
    11 November 2016 08: 12
    the failed president also became the failed governor. There is nowhere to fall below.
    Goodbye Mishiko! We will still remember for a while both you, and the tie eaten, and “be-be-be”, but not for long. For the fate of a retired political clown is short-lived.

    Well why - nowhere below?
    It is also possible to become an "executor" of ... sentences! An executioner, that is ... An honorable and exclusive position! And most importantly - in character and abilities just right! Its size ...
  9. 0
    11 November 2016 08: 19
    [quote = Jacket] [quote] 1) The experience of a real presidency and results that are disadvantageous for the Russian Federation, but interesting for the Ukrainian voter. It must be admitted (to us too) that his reforms in Georgia to a large extent have achieved their goal. The most famous of them is the fact that Georgian law enforcement agencies under him entered the top five least corrupt in the world. [/ Quote]
    ... ???
    Haha thirty three times! Talk to Georgians - real ones, from Georgia! They will share with you information and opinions about the "least corrupt"! ... If they - the Georgians - still have something to share! "opinion and information" -that certainly went to bribes ... the least corrupt!
  10. +3
    11 November 2016 10: 03
    "Misha" is smart and moves him "someone" is very "serious". So "serious" that literally "the day" before Trump's election "Misha" publicly "cursed" the existing government in Ukraine and dissociated himself from it. Now, mark my word, the second echelon will emerge on the Ukrainian avan-scene, which the Western special services held in the shadows like Tymoshenko, etc. he will still be the prime minister or president of Ukraine.
  11. 0
    11 November 2016 10: 51
    But the fact is that the failed president has also become the failed governor. There is nowhere to fall below.

    From what? You can try as the head of some rural area of ​​the region, then the chairman of the village council or the chairman of the HOA, the foreman of loaders in the Odessa port ... Yes, there are many different options for such a "valuable" staff.
  12. +5
    11 November 2016 11: 49
    (Own? Is it Mashenka Gaidar? Own? Well, I'm sorry ... By the way, I wonder how the fate of the opposition opposition woman will turn out in the absence of a patron? Where will she go? But this should not worry us much. Just not back to Russia.)

    Oh, naive you are ours, Manya moved to Moscow long ago. She lives there like a little mouse with a Ukrainian passport (by the way, it was transported by Chubais's personal plane without customs inspection and immigrant control). So, find her address in "YouTube", go visit and ask how a traitor lives in an enemy country.
  13. +1
    11 November 2016 13: 03
    So Myshuko just won’t leave. Let’s recall a film about a kid who was seized for ransom with the participation of comedian artists. As a result: the kidnappers gave the loot themselves to run to the Canadian border. So with Myshuko, he .
  14. 0
    11 November 2016 18: 54
    Roma, frankly, you are wrong. The trouble is that you used - "all Odessa citizens". Moreover, they insulted many. Including me! Please, apologize to that part of Odessa citizens who did not participate in what you describe. And for bragging, also a separate "thank you"! Very! As familiar - they are all BAD, we are all good. The novel is a lie!
    I saw witnesses to the sakashvili sect (in that point, he will change his life for the better). Moreover, there were a lot of them and there were enough arguments. I did not argue with them, for nothing. However, their opponents were enough.
    Then, since we are all a mountain for Saku, why didn't we choose his ward in measure? And they chose a "separatist".
    But it’s easy with a stroke of the pen — we are all bouncers. Roma, where did I brag? HERE specifically for you, writes Odessa - whom you accused of boasting, and with it a great chat of the city!
    Quote: author
    As you know, all Odesa citizens are notorious boasters. Of course, there is why, because Odessa is not Kiev for you, but “a completely different difference”.

    As you know, Roman, you are biased in this matter and for the sake of an article and a red word, you went to insult me ​​personally and parts of the city!
    In a banal article ... I’m ashamed of my harshness, but the routine for me is the departure of the governor, I would not have noticed.
    Sorry for the harshness, but we are southerners, we are unlikely to miss such unfounded accusations against ALL!
    1. 0
      13 November 2016 15: 22
      All inhabitants of Odessa were burned on May 2.
  15. 0
    11 November 2016 21: 41
    "and a harem of favorite advisers from Mashenka Gaidar to the main" customs officer "Yulechka Marushevskaya."
    only without extremes, this is not France in 1945, the girls were mistaken, but theft is the Criminal Code.))))
  16. +2
    13 November 2016 11: 45
    He served in Odessa. And I know what I'm writing. Modern Odessa is this joke.
    - Sara, will we sell the apartment? --- I don’t know yet. - You must first find out for sure. Putin will still take, or not Odessa?
    Although there are real patriots. Grigory Kvasnyuk hifor example.
  17. 0
    15 November 2016 19: 01
    Mishiko is a thoughtful man. When did he resign? When Trump won the election. Watch a documentary on how Mishiko received Trump as president of Georgia and see what happens next.

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