Battle robots in the ranks
The other day I read on "VO" about humanoid combat robots and thought. But what if these damned partners decide to replace our entire army of robots overnight with their own robots? After all, they don’t even have to do anything: just don’t polish the faces of their robots so that they look like ours, and that’s all. And I got sick. They can do so much disgrace under the guise of our correct robots that then CNN will work on our robots in their media for a whole year! We have no right to allow this, so we need to come up with an identification system right now (such as “friend or foe” for aircraft, you probably heard). But there is a serious problem here. They say that this system is very cumbersome for humanoid robots, and therefore cannot be used on humanoid robots. I had to think. And I think I found the answer. It is necessary to discuss the issue comprehensively. If the answer is right, implement it immediately! Even the General Staff, if necessary, to connect. It's something super serious.
It turns out that there is no need to insert any “friend-foe” system. It is just necessary to implant in their artificial intelligence (a cool word, I have been searching for a long time in Google) some such knowledge, well, very specific, and as a result only ours, the correct ones, will respond correctly.
At first I thought about profanity. However, he quickly realized that the president would not approve this idea. And then, the partners probably took note of it for a long time and learned it all, even our proverbs ... Vaughn Michael Bom, well, the one that Solovyov keeps hanging around for some reason, every time he throws proverbs about it and without it, I don’t even I heard a lot of them, so I work, guys. By the way, heard, he lives with us for more than 20 years ... Now, think about WHY. Obviously he has a task (most likely from the CIA). I, however, did not quite understand the replica of V. Solovyov on one of the recent programs, where he called him, ATTENTION, Mikhail Bomov from Ryazan. Maybe our gallant boys have long since recruited him? But why then talk about it all over the country? Indeed, Solovyov is probably being watched at the US embassy, especially when Mikhail Bomov (Michael Bom) is performing there. You can not do it this way. If anyone sees him, advise Solovyov not to do more of this, otherwise you can burn your agent, but the president does not like this and will not understand. It is quite possible that Solovyov could start having problems because of this ... So I still have a complete misunderstanding on this point.
Although a completely different option is possible: at first he was with us to Mikhail Bomov, then he went to them and became Michael Bom there, and after that he came to us again with a special mission, and Solovyov, calling his original name (maybe even on the instructions, but already our bodies), casually hinted to him that look like, we all know about you, so that he did not learn all the proverbs, and those that he learned would have forgotten, having understood that we already saw through him.
Well, okay, back to the identification. So, I have several options:
1. We need to embed mathematics (where we are the best) in their artificial intelligence. Now I will explain. Just imagine: our ensign is suitable (not a robot, of course, but our real ensign, whom practically no robot will ever be able to replace), and asks: “What will the triple integral of ... be equal to?” And calls the function behind it. If the robot is ours, it will immediately hesitate and give the correct answer, but the enemy robot will immediately be overloaded by the processor, memory and communication channel, since such a formula is unknown to it, and it can only be located on any remote server in any some old university in the USA. I want to say to the ignorant: if there is a delay in the answer, then this means that the robot does not have this answer in the brain, and it does remote access to external knowledge banks. And this is a sure sign that this is a misleading Cossack. I think the idea is clear. WELL VERY RELIABLE METHOD.
2. Another test, simpler. It may even be necessary to begin with it. Again, our ensign (well, the one that is real, not a robot) takes the squad out to the parade ground and says sharply in American: “Lie down!” This will be unexpected, and all our robots will not lie, but ours will remain standing, since the American language do not understand ... Such a military trick. You need to understand that all their robots MUST implicitly know, understand and execute American teams. But our neither know nor do them even can not, because our best programmers speak only Russian ... Now the idea is clear? Simple, like all brilliant!
Now - the most important moment. How to "swaddle" all the robots sent? After all, our ensign does not know in advance how many there may be in the department, maybe one, or maybe the whole department. (This is if our intelligence doesn’t work well, but I don’t believe in it, of course. In our intelligence, these guys are working, even if they’re taking the presidency, by the way, you know, he’s from there, I mean our president, well, you they understood where they came from. By the way, he hinted about it himself.) So, another problem arose: how an ensign to disarm all enemy robots, because if there are a lot of them, they themselves can be neutralized. I thought for a long time and found a super genial solution. Paint! Yes, ordinary paint from a can, pshikalka such, it draws graffiti. So, the ensign must have such a can of paint disguised as a lubricant, saying that the robots need to lubricate the joints. But! As soon as he determined that it was not our robot, right away, not allowing him to come to his senses, he had to jump into his eyes, that is, the cameras, splash out of the can. And without eyes as without hands! Like this. So you can in a few seconds to neutralize the whole office, if it was all identified as enemy. True, if the microphone was of poor quality, well, you know, it sometimes wheezes on the phone, wheezes, then there is a chance that the team wasn’t heard by our robot (if the test goes by the formula), and therefore it didn’t execute it. And as a result, the ensign spattered him with the paint of his eyes, that is, the camera, wrong. A combat readiness should not suffer.
Conclusions:
1. Designers: microphones need to be set only the highest quality and check them repeatedly, especially for mathematical formulas.
2. Ensigns carry a solvent with them so that in the case of passing the first test (well, mathematically) as expected, it was possible to wipe the robot's eyes (camera) and return the robot to operation quickly and without loss.
If anyone has better suggestions, share. (But honestly, I VERY doubt.) It is a matter of national importance.
It turns out that there is no need to insert any “friend-foe” system. It is just necessary to implant in their artificial intelligence (a cool word, I have been searching for a long time in Google) some such knowledge, well, very specific, and as a result only ours, the correct ones, will respond correctly.
At first I thought about profanity. However, he quickly realized that the president would not approve this idea. And then, the partners probably took note of it for a long time and learned it all, even our proverbs ... Vaughn Michael Bom, well, the one that Solovyov keeps hanging around for some reason, every time he throws proverbs about it and without it, I don’t even I heard a lot of them, so I work, guys. By the way, heard, he lives with us for more than 20 years ... Now, think about WHY. Obviously he has a task (most likely from the CIA). I, however, did not quite understand the replica of V. Solovyov on one of the recent programs, where he called him, ATTENTION, Mikhail Bomov from Ryazan. Maybe our gallant boys have long since recruited him? But why then talk about it all over the country? Indeed, Solovyov is probably being watched at the US embassy, especially when Mikhail Bomov (Michael Bom) is performing there. You can not do it this way. If anyone sees him, advise Solovyov not to do more of this, otherwise you can burn your agent, but the president does not like this and will not understand. It is quite possible that Solovyov could start having problems because of this ... So I still have a complete misunderstanding on this point.
Although a completely different option is possible: at first he was with us to Mikhail Bomov, then he went to them and became Michael Bom there, and after that he came to us again with a special mission, and Solovyov, calling his original name (maybe even on the instructions, but already our bodies), casually hinted to him that look like, we all know about you, so that he did not learn all the proverbs, and those that he learned would have forgotten, having understood that we already saw through him.
Well, okay, back to the identification. So, I have several options:
1. We need to embed mathematics (where we are the best) in their artificial intelligence. Now I will explain. Just imagine: our ensign is suitable (not a robot, of course, but our real ensign, whom practically no robot will ever be able to replace), and asks: “What will the triple integral of ... be equal to?” And calls the function behind it. If the robot is ours, it will immediately hesitate and give the correct answer, but the enemy robot will immediately be overloaded by the processor, memory and communication channel, since such a formula is unknown to it, and it can only be located on any remote server in any some old university in the USA. I want to say to the ignorant: if there is a delay in the answer, then this means that the robot does not have this answer in the brain, and it does remote access to external knowledge banks. And this is a sure sign that this is a misleading Cossack. I think the idea is clear. WELL VERY RELIABLE METHOD.
2. Another test, simpler. It may even be necessary to begin with it. Again, our ensign (well, the one that is real, not a robot) takes the squad out to the parade ground and says sharply in American: “Lie down!” This will be unexpected, and all our robots will not lie, but ours will remain standing, since the American language do not understand ... Such a military trick. You need to understand that all their robots MUST implicitly know, understand and execute American teams. But our neither know nor do them even can not, because our best programmers speak only Russian ... Now the idea is clear? Simple, like all brilliant!
Now - the most important moment. How to "swaddle" all the robots sent? After all, our ensign does not know in advance how many there may be in the department, maybe one, or maybe the whole department. (This is if our intelligence doesn’t work well, but I don’t believe in it, of course. In our intelligence, these guys are working, even if they’re taking the presidency, by the way, you know, he’s from there, I mean our president, well, you they understood where they came from. By the way, he hinted about it himself.) So, another problem arose: how an ensign to disarm all enemy robots, because if there are a lot of them, they themselves can be neutralized. I thought for a long time and found a super genial solution. Paint! Yes, ordinary paint from a can, pshikalka such, it draws graffiti. So, the ensign must have such a can of paint disguised as a lubricant, saying that the robots need to lubricate the joints. But! As soon as he determined that it was not our robot, right away, not allowing him to come to his senses, he had to jump into his eyes, that is, the cameras, splash out of the can. And without eyes as without hands! Like this. So you can in a few seconds to neutralize the whole office, if it was all identified as enemy. True, if the microphone was of poor quality, well, you know, it sometimes wheezes on the phone, wheezes, then there is a chance that the team wasn’t heard by our robot (if the test goes by the formula), and therefore it didn’t execute it. And as a result, the ensign spattered him with the paint of his eyes, that is, the camera, wrong. A combat readiness should not suffer.
Conclusions:
1. Designers: microphones need to be set only the highest quality and check them repeatedly, especially for mathematical formulas.
2. Ensigns carry a solvent with them so that in the case of passing the first test (well, mathematically) as expected, it was possible to wipe the robot's eyes (camera) and return the robot to operation quickly and without loss.
If anyone has better suggestions, share. (But honestly, I VERY doubt.) It is a matter of national importance.
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