The whole essence of American investigations in one story!

A terrible tragedy happened: the Obama had a white baby. On this occasion, the press secretary of the US Department of State Marie Harf reports at a press conference.

- Russia and President Putin personally, of course, are the perpetrators of this incident, we have absolutely all the evidence, but because of the secrecy we cannot open them.

Journalist: How do you explain that for 9 months before President Obama was visited by President of Ukraine Poroshenko? Are these two facts not related?

MH: Absolutely not related. They can not even be compared. In addition, President Poroshenko paid a visit to the Obama couple as a private person. He could just visit his grandmother in the USA. Next question please!

- And how do you explain that the baby doesn’t look like Putin, but is very much like Poroshenko, almost one person, both by the face and the hairdo.

- Considering that the baby is not African American, the portrait similarity cannot be determined by eye.

- So you want to say that all whites look the same?

- I did not say that!

- And what about the fact that according to the results of an independent genetic examination, Poroshenko’s father of an infant on 99,9%?

- We have undeniable evidence to the contrary.

- What?

- Statement by President Poroshenko, laid out by him in "Youtube".

- And you are based only on this statement?

- Of course, this is very logical: the person is not guilty and honestly said this. We do not doubt the veracity of this data.

“And if President Putin says the same thing?”

- We, naturally, will not be able to trust his statement.

- Почему?

- Listen, you are simply setting out Moscow propaganda! Do you have any more questions?

- How does the first lady herself comment on the causes of the incident?

“She believes that, since the possibility of the involvement of US-friendly countries in it is completely excluded, it means that this was undoubtedly an act of aggression on the part of Russia and President Putin himself.

- But what does she say about, so to speak, the root cause event? It's impossible not to remember!

- Listen, I'm tired of your pro-Russian attacks, the next question!

- So, are you convinced that Russia and Putin are to blame?

- We do not doubt it.

“Given that President Poroshenko has been in the Obama family for the last year, the baby looks like Poroshenko like two drops of water, and genetic examination determined Poroshenko’s fatherhood, and President Putin, according to satellite data, was from the first lady for at least 20 thousand. km, you still feel guilty of Putin? But why?

- My job is to voice the conclusions of our specialists, and not to engage in silly polemics. In addition, you very much underestimate the sexual power of Russians, the speed and range of their shooting! I summarize: so that such a tragedy does not come to every American home, we intend to ask the world community to introduce the toughest sanctions against Russia and President Putin personally!

Comments

[ivselim]

Thanks neighing

[Andrey Yuryevich]

A terrible tragedy happened: the Obama couple had a white child.

[Tatyana]

Ha! Stunned !!! Brilliantly invented! This is exactly how the West "believes".

[Smog]

Oh, I doubt that Pedro was able to conceive something, it painfully lays heavily on the bitter.
there probably 17 hours.30min .. (purely speculation).
Maybe Klim Chugunkin made a fuss? Although that Samantushka has .....
So sweet! Both ours and yours.

[Anatole Klim]

Quote: Smog

Oh, I doubt that Pedro was able to conceive something,

Obama is also no longer ...
WASHINGTON, Oct. 14 - RIA Novosti. US President Barack Obama complains old age, poor hearing and vision, when a protesting woman interrupted his speech in Ohio, which the head of state delivered in support of Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton.
"I'm getting old, I can't hear you, I can't see you," Obama told a protester who shouted anti-pipeline slogans in North Dakota from a balcony at a Democratic dinner.

[Tatyana]

Smog
Oh, I doubt that Pedro was able to conceive something, it painfully lays heavily on the bitter.

Exactly! For a long time, Petruha's wife won't even try "this thing". People say that she has his deputies for this.

Maybe Klim Chugunkin made a fuss? Although that Samantushka has .....

Firstly, Samantushka Klimkin cannot be changed IN ANY WAY, otherwise Ukraine will be left without foreign aid right away! Samantha for Klimkin is a big "goldfish" for Ukraine! That's what it is!
And secondly, if anything, then they are both white people - the "scandal" of betrayal by them to their second half of the family can be hidden.

[Danil Laryon]

I wallow it was necessary to write so

[Danil Laryon]

and one more thing

[Delink]

That's all, they killed me)))))
The Russians and Putin are to blame for everything, they far shoot sperm.

[Gormenghast]

Satire at the grotesque level. I didn’t notice the humor; I’m not at all ridiculous, since in a lot of questions everything is just that.

If in the West there really are people who are being led to such a layout, then I can only join Zadornov - "Blunt"This is an extremely low level of propaganda in the United States, accompanied, at the same time, by the assertion that there is no propaganda at all. The complete disintegration of politics.

[Tatyana]

Gormenghast
This is an extremely low level of propaganda in the United States, accompanied by the assertion that there is no propaganda at all. The complete decomposition of politics.

Do not tell! Sexual intimacy in politics is a terrible force!
It has been known since ancient times that the sperm in the head of the penis turn off the brains of men. Only one promised prospect for men to "shoot" - which is only worth it !!! Just remember virginity in the next world for a warrior in Islam!

[Rurikovich]

Super!
The author is the fattest plus!
But this is pure truth, if we bring all the machinations of the talking heads of Fashington to the simple.
After all, remember how Kirby reacted to the policy of double standards when comparing Syria and Yemen with the journalist RT? He simply declined to answer, accused her of one-sidedness and translated the topic.
Therefore, the so-called "world media" are silent, which are only vassals of the United States and represent the English-speaking world, because they are ordered to do so.
The little casket just opened ... The point is that the words of "partners" for some reason diverge from the case ...
PS Mood in the morning in Thank you

[Masya masya]

Something like this...

[rotmistr60]

Thanks to the author, smiled. But the dialogue very clearly and vividly emphasizes the information policy of the United States against Russia.

[Alex 2016]

It's funny, as if Parashka contributed) Obama complained of old age, poor hearing and vision, and that he was not a tenant at all.

[EvgNik]

- Russia and President Putin personally, of course, are the perpetrators of this incident, we have absolutely all the evidence, but because of the secrecy we cannot open them.

Refrain any statement of the states towards Russia. It's time to carve in stone.

[Wolka]

oddly enough, it is precisely on such rhetoric that all the current foreign policy of the Yankees is built

[Tatyana]

 Wolka
oddly enough, it is precisely on such rhetoric that all the current foreign policy of the Yankees is built

There is nothing strange here!
Abroad, learning to deceive people has always been and still is of great importance. Well, for example, in this regard, at least the modern Adam Smith Institute in the United Kingdom should be mentioned. There, the "elite" will be taught to play around with the "natives" in this way! And in Russia, it seems, in the information about this popular educational method of the West, we both had a “hole”, so it remains a “hole”. (This article does not count!)

The Adam Smith Institute, abbreviated to ASI, was founded in 1977 and is a think tank based in London, named after one of the founders of modern economics, Adam Smith. He supports the "FREE" market and the classic LIBERAL views, especially by creating RADICAL strategic options in the light of public choice theory that politicians can draw upon and further develop.
Madsen Peary, founder and president of the Adam Smith Institute, said that "We offer things that people regard as being on the verge of IMMABILITY. ... politics." [1]
Madsen Peary is widely seen as the architect of privatistaion Thatcher politics.
In other words, ASI is a transnational research and educational structure of the United Kingdom for the theoretical servicing of the civilization business of the SEA, which is registered as a non-governmental non-profit organization (there are allegedly official funds, donations and any other dregs), but which is implemented through a business partnership with various state structures of different countries in the form of conducting their theoretical experiments on people, peoples, states by wounds of civilization of the SEA (England, USA, the US Federal Reserve and their multinational companies) and in their elite interests. ASI has representative offices in almost all countries.
For example, in Moscow the Representative Office of the ADAMA SMITH Institute is located on Tverskaya St., 12, p. 9.
In terms of manipulating people and exposing them, for example, an interesting book by the president of the Institute, Adami Smith, prof. logic and philosophy, which I advise you to read.
Piri M. iron arguments. Victory, even if you're wrong. - SPb .: Peter, 2013. - 192 sec. - (Series "To himself a psychologist") In electronic form, it is available on the Internet.
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Actually, this is called the application of APPLIED psychology in politics and in military affairs.
In parasites, APPLIED psychology is always in first place. They study it carefully and use it constantly as a WEAPON to manipulate people. Unfortunately, in a socialist non-parasitic society, in the USSR, for example, applied offensive and defensive psychology against parasites was in the background. If they dealt with it, it was only the special services, and then not all and not everyone. This educational "front" of the struggle of the USSR and the Warsaw Pact countries with the capitalist West was greatly weakened.

[Sargaras]

Everything is very thought out so that in the future American policemen will not be shot dead. They mostly hit blacks.

[VSZMK]

- How does the first lady herself comment on the causes of the incident?

I myself wouldn’t give myself up. So definitely - aggressive Way!

[tolmachiev51]

It’s a joke, but that’s the whole policy of the Americans !!!

[scaramaks27]

He smiled and laughed in the morning. All with the Veil!

[Boris63]

Allegory is good ... That's just the Americans themselves. after reading it. they don’t understand anything at all ....

Something the site has become strongly "censored", to correct words.

[Tambov Wolf]

The article is hilarious, but a hint in it. Well done.

[andrewkor]

I read to my household_all

[Gost171]

Well, it’s all some kind of sexual tendencies, it’s sore, rude, but that’s what it would be, spiritually, because it was immaculate and, after all, no one argues.

[Vasya_Piterskiy]

Thank you all for your attention! Glad I cheered up!