Official Tallinn calls on citizens to "stock up sprats and dry crackers" in case of invasion

October 6 2016

Estonian edition Eesti Päevaleht writes that state authorities are developing a program in case of a military invasion of the Baltic republic. The program, as reported, primarily provides for the collection of data from citizens on the following topics: which food basket should be collected as a kind of emergency reserve, and where “you can leave the apartments with central heating”, apparently, to “wait out the invasion”.

It is noted that the data collection is, in fact, from the 2015 year, and therefore during this time there are a lot of wishes from the population: from comic: about digging personal bunkers in summer cottages to really serious ones: about requesting additional assistance from NATO countries .

Official Tallinn calls on citizens to "stock up sprats and dry crackers" in case of invasion

The program of the Estonian leadership provides that local authorities, in contact with the population, are prepared for a situation in which “citizens may lose the opportunity to receive their usual services (from electricity and heating to the purchase of food). The submission says that this will help Estonians prepare not only for an “invasion”, but also for a natural disaster.

The program provides for the collection by the citizens of Estonia of basic foodstuffs, medicines, personal care products, and other basic necessities.

The results of the program development stage have not yet been announced, and the citizens of the country are reportedly already complaining. The fact is that the official Tallinn calls on the Estonians to “prepare for the worst,” but it does not even indicate the telephone number of the hotline that could be called and clarified where, in the case of an “invasion”, can one be evacuated? ..

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nnm 6 October 2016 12: 38
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As soon as the whole world begins, once again, to forget about the existence of Sprotlandia, they are immediately in a panic because of the fact that they will be completely forgotten, remind of themselves with new tales of the "red threat"!
1. tiredwithall 6 October 2016 12: 43
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  Don't confuse fairy tales and dreams. As in that anecdote about the raped grandmother, who dreamed about the continuation of the "banquet" ...
2. Andrey Yuryevich 6 October 2016 12: 43
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  Official Tallinn calls on citizens to "stock up sprats and dry crackers" in case of invasion
  Yes, our site is full of such people, and caches and stew boxes ...
  1. Comrade Schucher 6 October 2016 13: 03
    
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    The invasion is a national dream, as a bright future.
    
    In World War II:
    As the Germans from the West passed, they did not notice what it was.
    As ours from the East, when they drove the nemchuru, they slipped in without looking back.
    
    Hypersensitivity of its significance ...
    But in fact the porch of the hut - stepped on, wiped his legs and went on.
  2. zadorin1974 6 October 2016 13: 05
    
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    Andrei Yuryevich! I won’t say anything about caches. But I keep the monthly N / A for the family. And I think it’s right. We are not like that, life is like that.
    1. Pereira 6 October 2016 20: 43
      
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      I also started in the 2008 year, it was, to collect NZ. And then he spat and bought a car. And NZ gobbled up.
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        Well, I don’t know your needs (enough for a car ) I have a cost of n / a stacking 10-15 rubles (a box of cannabis, a box of cereals with meat, cereals, mushrooms, tea, sugar, caramels a couple kg-children are small) it’s easy to stretch a month (main spices) Well, home-made pickles-jam- everything is in the cellar (we live on a hill. So that it will not flood. And for the most part, two-thirds of Russians (the inhabitants of the periphery on their blanks will stretch for more than three months. Their house is MY FORTRESS !!!!
        
        Pereira 7 October 2016 18: 58
        
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        But I really stockpiled at the beginning of the year. And then I look, nothing is falling apart. For 08-10 years in front of the office, the number of cars doubled.
  3. Smog 6 October 2016 21: 13
    
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    Andrey Yuryevich
    ! And moonshine, on pine nuts, barrels ......
3. Evil543 6 October 2016 12: 55
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  Have you learned from the Germans? Those have recently come up with a similar one.
4. mig29mks 6 October 2016 13: 03
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  do not go to the street to kill, do not wash in the bathroom, drown, etc., etc.)))))))))
5. Finches 6 October 2016 13: 03
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  The next step, the impoverished Estonia will introduce a tax on war and the arrangement of caches! Because as such, there is no economy in Estonia, and Tugriks are needed to maintain the state apparatus ...
6. Vend 6 October 2016 13: 22
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  To the invasion of whom? Here is the Red Army in Germany
  Maybe they’re getting ready for someone else’s invasion? For example these
7. vladimirw 6 October 2016 16: 08
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  What are sprats, what ukrofashists without the public can not
8. Koshak 6 October 2016 16: 37
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  As soon as the whole world begins, once again, to forget about the existence of Sprotlandia, they are immediately in a panic because of the fact that they will be completely forgotten, remind of themselves with new tales of the "red threat"!
  
  Yes, they just have nowhere to put sprats, and the shelf life is not eternal. So they are trying to sell them under this sign to naive Chukhons.
VSZMK 6 October 2016 12: 38
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government authorities are developing a military intervention program

Probably afraid of Latvians?
1. DMoroz 6 October 2016 12: 57
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  data collection is, in fact, since 2015,
  
  The results of the program development phase have not yet been announced
  Not far to Taalliinnaa ...
tiredwithall 6 October 2016 12: 39
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State authorities are developing a program in the event of a military invasion of the Baltic Republic. The program provides for the collection by citizens of Estonia of basic foodstuffs, medicines, personal hygiene products and other basic necessities.

It will not save from idiocy. They need to collect elenium, valerian and motherwort, and in advanced cases - haloperidol.
Don karleone 6 October 2016 12: 40
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You are already in slavery, so no need to twitch
Andrea 6 October 2016 12: 40
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Sprats overstocked? A pair of cans for each! Not bad, after the expiration date, they will again declare an attack ...
hirurg 6 October 2016 12: 41
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Poor Estonians!
They are in constant stress!
I would not be surprised if an increase in cardiovascular diseases has already appeared.
kirieeleyson 6 October 2016 12: 42
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Here are the labuses, we laugh at them, laugh, and they are preparing hard. To be honest, we would also have to create a resuscitation program for bunker buildings, otherwise we will sell flowers near the house in a bomb shelter (fungus), and from the caches only there is a metro where nothing will save, there will be a common grave. The Ministry of Emergencies started mass work on civil defense for 40 million, where it is at all, we certainly do not feel this in Moscow There is no way to do it in the old days, at least, they say, with such a siren it takes 5 minutes to run and run so that your ears flutter here and there, take this and that with you. And then the times are now turbulent.
1. bylec 6 October 2016 13: 11
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  what's the point? live a week longer?
  1. kirieeleyson 6 October 2016 14: 10
    
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    Without fatalism Humanity will be able to survive, so I would like to have more representatives of our people among the survivors.
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    You will have to sit in the bunker for at least a month, during this time everything that can burn will burn out, radioactive Iodine 131 will decay, and the rains will wash away all the soot and radioactive dust to the ground, and all those who survived will die, but were left without shelter and protective equipment.
    1. Andrea 6 October 2016 16: 19
      
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      QuoteVadim237
      You will have to sit in the bunker for at least a month, during this time everything that can burn will burn out, radioactive Iodine 131 will decay, and the rains will wash away all the soot and radioactive dust to the ground, and all those who survived will die, but were left without shelter and protective equipment.
      Those who get out will have a rest in the next few years from a nuclear winter and radiation, which will be dangerous for a long time. Although, without a doubt, some part will survive ... those who will have access to the state reserve and I suspect this will not be the best part of the population, and those who have access to information and will be able to keep secret and limit public access.
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        There will be no nuclear winter, as well as the destruction of the ozone layer, the radioactive trace from the explosion of 1700 warheads will cover 25 million square kilometers, during the first year this territory can be considered unsuitable for life - but you can live on it, but in the territory where the warheads will directly explode - the danger zone, will be 221000 square kilometers, you can’t be there, you can only live in 30 to 40 years, after five years the atmosphere will completely clear of the products of the explosions and only Carbon 14 and Americas 241 will disintegrate for 5700 and 426 years - the world will not die it will become radioactive.
2. your1970 6 October 2016 19: 16
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katalonec2014 6 October 2016 12: 43
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What are they counting on increasing sales? About personal hygiene, he smiled at all, in the case of (well, at least fantasize) intensification of military activity, there will be plenty of this good in any abandoned house, but it will be really stressful with food and fuel.
Good luck to them in the war, then we are not going to it.
1. ltc22A 6 October 2016 15: 04
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  What are they counting on increasing sales?
  
  Yes. A lot of goods have accumulated in the warehouses that nobody needs in Europe, but in the Russian Federation "we will not sell, let the Russians suffer without sprats."
  And Russia, as always, "will not come" to their war (invasion)
Berkut752 6 October 2016 12: 44
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Strange people:
"does not even indicate the telephone number of the hotline, which could be called and clarified, where in the event of an" invasion "can you still evacuate? .."
You need to run to the bazaar, buy flowers and more, and then to the central square TO MEET GREEN PEOPLE, YOU HAVE ALREADY PASSED THIS, TURN TO THE HISTORIES.
Amurets 6 October 2016 12: 49
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The Estonian government's program stipulates that local authorities, in contact with the population, are prepared for a situation in which “citizens may be deprived of the opportunity to receive their usual services (from electricity and heating to purchasing food). The material says that it will help Estonians prepare not only for an "invasion", but also for a natural disaster.

Question? Whose invasion, aliens or Yankees? Well, a natural disaster, this is understandable. It is the Estonian government itself and its political parties that dreamed of independence. Only from whom and from what?
Masya masya 6 October 2016 12: 51
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I thought they had dug up the caches for a long time, they packed them with sprats, and they are still only called to crackers to dry them ... They brake as usual
1. Vadim237 6 October 2016 15: 44
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  Just the sprats that they used to stock up - the worms ate.
rotmistr60 6 October 2016 12: 55
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"stock up on sprats and dry crackers"

I wonder, purely humanly, how long an average citizen of the Baltics can hold out on sprats? Poor Balts, who were bullied by their politicians, how to live on under the constant pressure of the "Russian threat". The population is not growing anyway, but here there are such fears that affect the potency of the Baltic "hot" guys and lead to miscarriages in small Baltic women who decide to have a child.
Baloo 6 October 2016 12: 55
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Sprats? Once, the British complained of a mustard of mustard on the nets of fishermen in the Baltic. Fake?
After the information about the burial in the Baltic Sea after the Second World War of Hitler’s Squad, interest in sprats and herring somehow disappeared. What is the greatest depth in the Baltic?
Anitrossian hysteria is needed for those who wake up to cut defense money.
The Baltic states are asked a simple question: do you want to be a target for iskander and other poplars, calibers? Then drive the Macington macaques from your land, you don’t need NATO, NATO is a threat to your peaceful life and existence.
volodya 6 October 2016 12: 56
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This is just a business, you need to put sprats somewhere!
1. Berkut752 6 October 2016 13: 27
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  This is just a business, you need to put sprats somewhere!
  
  You need to be able to cook, here is a joke about this:
  - Dear, go, I’ve made porridge.
  - What cereal?
  - From the sprat!
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Moor 6 October 2016 13: 01
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It seems that the rest of the news in the Baltic states simply ended. The information policy of the Baltic countries regarding the Russian threat looks as expressive as the fish on top of the rations in the photo: dried and unsightly. Boring
Evil 55 6 October 2016 13: 04
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In Velikoshprotiya, even a sprat in terror emerges in banks from the thunderous tread of the Bashkir horse-tank divisions ..
1. alexfin 6 October 2016 14: 41
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  ..it is from Buryat horse-tank, and the Bashkirs are horse-drawn aircraft ...
koksalek 6 October 2016 13: 05
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What personal bunkers, dig graves immediately
1. Vadim237 6 October 2016 15: 47
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  So by this wording bunkers - implies graves.
Wolka 6 October 2016 13: 05
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everything in order to somehow support the trousers of your own economy, to cause "rush demand" for food and at least something to help out and attract attention
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although 6 October 2016 13: 15
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Official Tallinn calls on citizens to "stock up sprats and dry crackers" in case of invasion
Yes, our site is full of such people, and caches and stew boxes ...

Damn, how did you guess? since the age of 14 we haven’t finished stewed meat stocks)))
AlexTires 6 October 2016 13: 16
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... and run to the churchyards, take the best places "... Go ... you ...
PKK 6 October 2016 13: 21
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They are not morons, but we are Russians, forgot how to dig cellars, there are no preparations of coal, firewood, canned food, medicine, water. Everyone here talks about the imminent war, well, where you will hide children and grandchildren, then there are no cellars. If Estonia thought about its people , then the Russians immediately consider them. Well done and only.
1. although 6 October 2016 13: 26
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  Yes, we have everything)))) and a berdanka and a cellar and a glacier and cucumbers with potatoes and pickled mushrooms))) only ours do not elevate this to the rank of state policy.
egor-kz 6 October 2016 13: 26
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Official Tallinn calls on citizens to "stock up sprats and dry crackers" in case of invasion

Well, yes, but what or to whom to throw breadcrumbs? To tanks? Or rockets? What invasion did you dream of? Ahhh, probably from a special cannon cracker on planes!
The Estonian leadership program provides that local authorities in contact with the population should be prepared for a situation in which “citizens may lose the opportunity to receive the usual services (from electricity and heating to purchasing food).

Oh, dreaming! So small you want to get off ?! Or do it ..?
f.laurens 6 October 2016 13: 27
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So they overslept already the invasion ... amerikosy have long invaded spratland
Stinger 6 October 2016 13: 30
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Finally figured out what to do in the EU!
izya top 6 October 2016 13: 35
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This is an advertising move. Nobody buys sprats, but you need to sell
AleBors 6 October 2016 13: 44
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Interesting .. The question is, who needs them to invade them? What is valuable there? Sprats?
rus-5819 6 October 2016 13: 55
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The program provides for the collection by the citizens of Estonia of basic foodstuffs, medicines, personal care products, and other basic necessities.

No, the military commanders on Estonian land have not yet transferred!

... citizens of the country are reportedly already complaining. The fact is that the official Tallinn calls on the Estonians “getting ready for the worst”, but does not even indicate the telephone number of the hotline

"The phone of Obama, Hollande and Merkel is out of reach .... Leave a message or wait for an answer, wait for an answer." ....
kafa 6 October 2016 13: 59
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Earlier it caused bewilderment later with a smile, but now ..... Desire to stay away from "mentally ill individuals".
"An empty suitcase without a handle dreaming of being stolen from a dusty barn .......... !!!"
Berg berg 6 October 2016 14: 02
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Better stock up with Russian goods and cereals - they are stored longer. And you don’t have to buy sprats; you don’t need to distribute them later for free!
rus-5819 6 October 2016 14: 03
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They are not morons, but we are Russians, forgot how to dig cellars, there are no preparations of coal, firewood, canned food, medicine, water. Everyone here talks about the imminent war, well, where you will hide children and grandchildren, then there are no cellars. If Estonia thought about its people , then the Russians immediately consider them. Well done and only.

In short, "is everything lost?" And I have blanks since 86, there is canned food (since 1943, two cans of carcass have not swelled until now), a first-aid kit + AI-1 -10 pieces (new ones), a well - 40 meters on limestone ..... Crawl, if that ...
1. Vadim237 6 October 2016 15: 54
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  (since 1943, two cans of carrots have not been swollen so far) - You better check it, and suddenly there, in the stew, life already started.
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Can Estonians have a Hotline at all?
1. Dym71 6 October 2016 14: 35
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  Can Estonians have a Hotline at all?
  
  I don't know how things are with the Hotline, but I once told two Estonians an anecdote about which Estonians had broken the brakes.
  The next day.
Danil Laryon 6 October 2016 14: 22
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Sprats will be stocked with sprats.
Kibl 6 October 2016 15: 03
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The main danger for Estonia is the US, NATO, the USA! And then the woman became the president, put out the light, hang out the spirits!
kamarada 6 October 2016 15: 11
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I read all the comments. Everything is not so understood. It’s just that Estov, like the rest of the Baltic states, is being called on to have a good set of products to treat the Russian soldier with a liberator. And they will bake bread with fresh salt. Here ...
Vadim237 6 October 2016 15: 30
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"Where can you still evacuate in the event of an invasion?" - Only on boats and inflatable boats, go out to sea and then go to the drift.
rus-5819 6 October 2016 15: 49
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Can Estonians have a Hotline at all?

Excuse them, she ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
pts-m 6 October 2016 16: 18
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Looks like stores are packed in Estonia with food that has an expiration date and decided to force their citizens to act heroically. And why the hell do we need this impoverished republic. In Russia there are enough territories that are waiting for development.
unsinkable 6 October 2016 16: 21
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We will help you with breadcrumbs with pleasure. Just make you kirdyk quicker.
afrikanez 6 October 2016 16: 49
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stock up on sprats and dry crackers "in case of invasion
I wonder where they are with these sprats, "gallop" across Europe ??? You dig a bunker, and you will stay there forever. One more recommendation for the Balts: you won't be full of sprats alone, and you can't go to the "restroom" without paper.
Buck 6 October 2016 17: 33
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No need to call, the main thing is to buy sprat boxes
andrewkor 6 October 2016 18: 04
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So they got it out with their preparations for the "invasion". I can't wait for VVP or Lavrov, at worst, VVZh would authoritatively say: "Who needs you on XXHEEERRR !!!" "
Karayakupovo 6 October 2016 18: 07
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Dear Balts! It is better to buy Russian rubles faster. With such hysteria about the "invasion" then you will definitely not lose. And I'm sorry, please. if We have not "come". Do you at least repay the debt for the fact that Russia bought you from the Swedes.
Vladimir Efimovsky 6 October 2016 18: 33
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Well, yes ... without pi *** lei like without gingerbread, they’re dreaming ...
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Quote: nnm
As soon as the whole world begins, once again, to forget about the existence of Sprotlandia, they are immediately in a panic because of the fact that they will be completely forgotten, remind of themselves with new tales of the "red threat"!

You do not mind if I intercede for Latvia - sprats are a Latvian product. For the rest, I completely agree.
KRIG55 6 October 2016 19: 11
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They themselves will lead to diarrhea.
behemot 6 October 2016 19: 49
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and who will invade this time?
rus-5819 6 October 2016 20: 32
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(since 1943, two cans of carrots have not been swollen so far) - You better check it, and suddenly there, in the stew, life already started.

NAMESAKE! THERE IS HOPE THAT LIFE WILL NOT STOP, AND I AM AN OPTIMIST !!!!!
grandfather_Kostya 6 October 2016 22: 12
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Adversity "is haunted" in the hut: uniform - quilted jacket and felt boots. Alternatively, you can bury yourself in the silt, breathe with gills and you will not need supplies.